Thread 96448551

>Game is called 'Warhammer 40k'

>Warhammers only do Damage-2

>>96448551 (OP)
There are Warhammers in 40k? I thought there was only Thunderhammers

>>96448597
Thunder hammers are a type of hammer used in war.

maybe I can be a dalmatian
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>>96448676
in my day thunder hammers functioned as powerfists in most regards except that they caused a crew stunned result in addition to any other result when hitting a vehicle

>>96448551 (OP)

Game is called Call of Cthulhu

No one calls me anymore, not even a lonely octopus

>>96448551 (OP)
member when thunder hammers were Sx2 AP1 Init1, and any model they wounded was Init1 for their next attack?
pepperidge farm remembers

I've never thought about it, but what IS the origin story behind the name 'warhammer'?

>>96449413
it's a carryover from Warhammer Fantasy, which was named that because 1) the designers thought it sounded badass and 2) it was a reference to Harald Hammerstorm, one of the first characters GW ever created (Sigmar and Ghal Maraz, which are commonly cited as the origin of the name, actually came later)

>Game is called Mothership
>The GM'scampaign takes place on an abandoned space station

>>96448551 (OP)
>game is called shadowrun
>the shadows stay right where they always do

>>96448748
Your day seems pretty avant garde and new age my little hippy friend. In my day power fists didn't exist, there were only power gloves.

>>96448551 (OP)
>game is called Dungeons & Dragons
>the setting is a coffee shop, not a dungeon, and the dragon is queer

>>96455354
(Actually power fist was an alternate name for power gloves. They had strength 8 and did 1 damage. Thunder hammers didn't use strength, they just directly caused D6 damage on a hit without regard for toughness or vehicle armour.)

>Cyberpunk Red
>most illustrations are blue-tinted

>Game is called Rogue Trader
>You don't play as a shady stockbroker

>Game is called Dungeons and Dragons
>You don't enter dungeons and you rarely fight dragons

>>96448551 (OP)
>Game is called Space Hulk
>Has nothing to do with pic related

>>96463648
Pretty sure terminators have Hulking. They're trying.

>Game is called Runequest
>The campaign is about questing for runes, instead the GM has us play as duck people carrying out a terror campaign against some human tribe

>>96448551 (OP)
>Game is called generic universal role-playing system
>It is, in fact, generic as hell.

>Game is called Infinity
>Rules are innumerable and beyond comprehension
Nice

>>96448551 (OP)
It's called 40k because that's how much they expect you to spend on it.

>game is called Only War
>have to manage resources and play politics for gear

>>96448551 (OP)
>Game is called Mork Borg
>There is no funny alien cyborgs
Why?
>Pic is the GM
Ah.

>>96465249
>Game is called Forbidden Lands
>You're allowed to walk around in them

>called the Forgotten Realms
>no one will shut up about it

>>96448551 (OP)
>Game is called X-Wing
>I play TIEs

>>96448551 (OP)
Which is why you gotta bring 40K of them, retard. Stick to cooking steaks, boy, it's the only thing you can get right.

>>96448676
If thunderhammers are a subset of a different weapon, show me the base hammer weapon.

>>96465945
>Game is called X-Wing
>You play whatever the fuck this is or autolose.

>>96465199
I see someone hasn't read their Clausewitz

>24. WAR IS A MERE CONTINUATION OF POLICY BY OTHER MEANS.
>We see, therefore, that War is not merely a political act, but also a real political instrument, a continuation of political commerce, a carrying out of the same by other means.