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Anonymous No.96472063 >>96474338 >>96477009 >>96483398
WHOLESOME elf thread
Talk about your pointy ears characters, elfish campaigns and /tg/ projects of noble spirit and fine craftsmanship.
Please keep the AI at a minimum (0).

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Anonymous No.96472157 >>96473786 >>96473813
>>96467058
How is her personality like? You call her redneck but she doesn't dress lick a hilly-billy.
Anonymous No.96473705 >>96489817
I need more cute, long, small-breasted elves in my life.
Anonymous No.96473715 >>96473877
I find it so romantic when an Elda falls in love with an Adan.
Anonymous No.96473738 >>96473977
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Anonymous No.96473786 >>96473813 >>96473976 >>96474318 >>96474893
>>96472157
>Right up to campaign
Β· She is a middle child
Β· She is somewhat an airhead without a general direction where she would go and what she wants to do with her life (which lead her down the long series of events that is our campaign)
Β· She is a very bubbly, talkative, expressive and overall positive character (My headcannon is that all elves have a strong tendency to express their emotions which separates them from humans)
Β· Very social. Likes hanging around people and talking to people
Β· Would show a lot of patience to a person she deems wrong, ignorant or stupid
Β· Always tries to deescalate a situation
Β· Almost always polite would rarely insult a person
Β· Living in high-trust, low population society where everyone knows each other has made her very gullible though
Β· She would always think that people have good intentions and if they don't, she would believe they're not good at showing it
Β· She is mostly ignorant of culture/life outside of her small little town (for example, she didn't know "mayfly" is an insult to most short-lived races) and would apologize if confronted in such situations

>Currently in campaign
Β· Jaded, tired and emotionally worn out (the type that sleep wont fix)
Β· Impulsive and reckless under stress
Β· Prefers being alone
Β· Distrustful, sceptic
Β· Relying more on gut feeling than ever before
Β· Will try improving/returning things to normal more out of habit more than any wish for a better world
Β· Starting to believe that some people just don't have a good side
Β· Much more manipulative/will manipulate a neutral person to confront someone she believes is bad
Β· Coping with intoxicants (smoking, drinking)
Β· More honest, direct and will insult a person to their face regardless of consequences
Β· Will let you fuck yourself up by your own mistake even if she could've prevented it

>You call her redneck but she doesn't dress lick a hilly-billy.
She does when her wood/wild elven blood kicks in (Bogleaf Slide).
Anonymous No.96473813 >>96473969
>>96472157
>how is her personality like
ESL simp. I'll put money on it.

>>96473786
Get a trip so I can filter you and your avatar please.
Anonymous No.96473821 >>96473977 >>96475999
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Anonymous No.96473877 >>96473935 >>96473970 >>96474489
>>96473715
Anon, wholesome thread, please. Only wholesome elf couples.
Anonymous No.96473899 >>96474028
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Anonymous No.96473914 >>96473928
Well, would you trust her?
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Anonymous No.96473925 >>96473970
miss my elf wife
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Anonymous No.96473928 >>96473985
>>96473914
Yes because nothing in those woods is as dangerous as me. She will soon see.
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Anonymous No.96473935
>>96473877
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Anonymous No.96473969 >>96474893
>>96473813
>Get a trip so I can filter you and your avatar please
No. You will have to endure an elf in elf thread.
Anonymous No.96473970 >>96477044
>>96473877
>>96473925

Married the Elf.
Anonymous No.96473976 >>96474190
>>96473786
>the type that sleep wont fix
good thing elves don't sleep
Anonymous No.96473977 >>96474004
>>96473821
>>96473738
I'm going to be real with you. High impact violent babymaking sex with obligatory ear nibbling with Thayla nightly until she's too pregnant to fuck safely.
Anonymous No.96473985 >>96474003 >>96474085
>>96473928
>Be a human
>Thinking you're more dangerous than an elf
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Anonymous No.96474003 >>96474182
>>96473985
Sorry, I'm a CR 14 Lycanthrope. Should mention.
Anonymous No.96474004 >>96474189
>>96473977
Good. Your children would also get two moms to take care of them...
Anonymous No.96474020
Anonymous No.96474028
>>96473899
anal elf
Anonymous No.96474035 >>96478001
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Anonymous No.96474061
We must all respect the fantastic grace and dexterity of the Elfen people.
Anonymous No.96474066
I wonder what caused this mental meltdown.
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Anonymous No.96474085 >>96474114 >>96474182 >>96485104
>>96473985
>post a half-elf
>fraction of the lifetime of a regular elf
>infertile
>will forever be reminded of her inferiority by those better than her
what I want to say: stop posting dirty mudbloods
Anonymous No.96474114 >>96474204
>>96474085
Cmon you can't blame the guy.
Elfen women (and men, same thing) can't resist the BHC. These lithe, slender fae are BUILT for it.

Even if they act like they're not, that's just playing hard to get because they hope for a rough correction~
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Anonymous No.96474182 >>96474227
>>96474003
Oh my, that does sound dangerous. You still need to watch out for those elves.

>>96474085
Why are you so mad?
Anonymous No.96474189 >>96474222
>>96474004
I'd hope to fuck the evil part out of her
Anonymous No.96474190 >>96474204
>>96473976
DM changed the rules so that they do (4 hours though)
Anonymous No.96474204 >>96474227
>>96474114
wishful thinking- if anything elves wouldn't go for those ugly things you call men, with beards and hair
and even if they only went for the young ones and women, humans age way too fast
at best it is going to be a short time thing and the elf will be disgusted by your frailty, at worst traumatized by seeing them waste away
never mind the fact that they'll have to endure the ridicule of their brethren as fucking humans would be the human equivalent to screwing with animals

hating on half-elves is natural and they're abominations
>except when they're part dragons because dragons are superior to elves and humans
>and dragons have low standards anyway

>>96474190
yes, it is called reverie- you know- that trance thing
Anonymous No.96474211
In my sillier campaign setting, the head of the city of Slank-Mobeef's healers guild is an elf cleric who mournfully tells all her human patients they have less than a century to live.
Anonymous No.96474222 >>96477594
>>96474189
Evil is the lack of Good. You don't fuck the evil out. You stuff and fill her with your goodness.
Anonymous No.96474227
>>96474182
Now there's a REAL Elf. No one can argue with the Grand Mistress Deedlit.
I won't be careful though. I eat Elfen ass for breakfast.

>>96474204
I don't care what they feel or experience. I'm here to mate and move on.
Anonymous No.96474318 >>96474372
>>96473786
She sounds like a very good character to be around in both of her phases. But I admit she sounds extremely fun in the latter because is the perfect conduct for a lot of havoc and mischievous conflicts. I though you called her a hilly-billy because she was elf-racist that would've been hilarious.
Anonymous No.96474338 >>96474475 >>96474867
>>96472063 (OP)
>no Pirotess connection in the OP
>no dark elf in the OP
>no dark elf couples posted

mediocre.
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Anonymous No.96474372 >>96474893 >>96477453
>>96474318
>She sounds like a very good character to be around in both of her phases
Sadly, she is the only adult in the party. The other adult person suicided into a greater demon.
>But I admit she sounds extremely fun in the latter because is the perfect conduct for a lot of havoc and mischievous conflicts.
Oh brother...the bickering and occasional pvp makes the whole campaign worth it. Believe it or not, she is still the party's only adult and the only person willing to negotiate.
>I though you called her a hilly-billy because she was elf-racist
No, no, but constantly talking in southern accent is fun.
Anonymous No.96474475 >>96474488 >>96477586
>>96474338
Everyone couples with dark elves. They're sluts.
Anonymous No.96474488 >>96474506
>>96474475
Duergar post.
Anonymous No.96474489 >>96474518
>>96473877
But it is wholesome.
It's one of the most wholesome things about the elves.
Anonymous No.96474506
>>96474488
That's our word. You can say Duerga if we let you.
Anonymous No.96474518 >>96474752
>>96474489
Sorry anon, but 4chan has successfully shitposted this pairing into vile garbage for brownoids.
Anonymous No.96474752 >>96476944
>>96474518
That's disappointing, how 4chan's tastes have degenerated.
Anonymous No.96474772
An elf thread free of human taint...
Anonymous No.96474867
>>96474338
>slop poster thinks he can make demands of anymore
Anonymous No.96474893 >>96475245
>>96473786
>>96473969
>>96474372
I know what kind of elf you are.
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>>96474893
Anonymous No.96475500 >>96475650 >>96475761
an elven bard poor and dumb as fuck in his homeland, goes travelling telling every human maiden he's actually an elven prince.
Anonymous No.96475650
>>96475500
k
Anonymous No.96475761
>>96475500
Just don't fuck any half-elves Quagmire and you won't need to trouble yourself with any surprise incest
Anonymous No.96475999
>>96473821
that physique is perfect
>decently toned/muscular arms/shoulders
>relatively VERY short torso
>thin waist
>hips for days
>relatively long legs
Anonymous No.96476944
>>96474752
It is. But you're on (((4chan))) now.
Anonymous No.96477009
>>96472063 (OP)
>Please keep the AI at a minimum (0)
No.
Anonymous No.96477044 >>96477096
>>96473970
This reminds me of a horse and his boy, where the guy and girl married so they could more easily argue with each other.
Hey, we all have out unique relationship dynamics.
Anonymous No.96477096 >>96477265
>>96477044
That is my favorite Narnia book. Shamed they never got to make movies of the rest of the series though I worry about how casual fans might react to last one.
Anonymous No.96477265 >>96477334 >>96477374
>>96477096
>everyone but Susan gets the "good ending"
Absolutely hilarious.
Anonymous No.96477334
>>96477265
I mean define good in this context. I know heaven and all that but its a bit of a bitch to get in. Plus there was still hope for Susan.
Anonymous No.96477374 >>96477412
>>96477265
Well she didn't die
Anonymous No.96477412
>>96477374
Having to carry the deaths of your entire family is still pretty brutal though.
Anonymous No.96477438
Where the fugg is gwaak when you need him
Anonymous No.96477453 >>96478532
>>96474372
>she is the only adult in the party
Playing with brats sounds like hell. I pity you anon (and your cute redneck elf).
Anonymous No.96477586 >>96477602 >>96477674 >>96478515
>>96474475
except dark elf men it would seem. Are they all chuds that treat their women like shit which is why dark elf women are so eager to find non-dark elf partners?
Anonymous No.96477594 >>96477811
>>96474222
yeah that's not the only thing she's getting stuffed and filled with
Anonymous No.96477602 >>96477687 >>96477695 >>96477911
>>96477586
It's actually canon that Dark Elf men are the subservient role in the matriarchal society.
Dark Elf Women seek out non-beta males for breeding.
Anonymous No.96477674
>>96477586
Pretty sure in ES that's literally erotic fan fiction.
God bless Crassius Curio.
Anonymous No.96477687
>>96477602
>a free man of my race? Pitiful, weak!
>an enslaved lesser race's male? [baby boom ensues]
At least dark elf men get enslaved human women and can form families that aren't absolutely sociopathic.
Anonymous No.96477695 >>96477711 >>96478515
>>96477602
>full control over their own men and hold all the power in their own society
>still seek out foreign men and become submissive tradwives

why are they like this?
Anonymous No.96477711 >>96477867
>>96477695
Trad for them is bloodthirsty matriarch.
You do not want a drow tradwife, get one of those freaky alt-girls that do things like "value your opinion" and "won't beat you".
Anonymous No.96477811
>>96477594
But anon. That's the plan.
Anonymous No.96477867
>>96477711
trad by surface standards of course. And I was speaking more of brown dark elves since I've never seen dark elf couples.
Both grey and brown dark elves are made for instant loss and domestication however
Anonymous No.96477911
>>96477602
>Dark Elf Women seek out non-beta males for breeding
So... dark elf men. Since half-dark-elves are very rare in whatever setting you are not talking about.
Anonymous No.96477953 >>96477989
>ahh! Sir Chaddington... I almost can't make out your impressive frame since the radiance of your armor blinds me like the sun...
>why don't you cum in me... err cum with... come with me and I'll show you a safe way
Anonymous No.96477989
>>96477953
Anonymous No.96478001
>>96474035
Too wholesome for me.
Anonymous No.96478006
Wholesome...
Anonymous No.96478025 >>96478042 >>96478059 >>96478079
wow, what ttrpg are we talking about?
Hentai? the random porn fic you're currently busy writing? that doesn't sound like any game I know
maybe you should read an actual book before you post here
if you'd truly love dark elves why haven't you read: Path of the Dark Eldar/Malus Dark-blade series/Legend of Drizzt/War of the Spider Queen
Vault of the Drow is one google search away
you guys don't want to actually discuss elves, you just want to goon and for some reason /e/ and /h/ banned you I assume, and /co/ has mods which leaves /tg/ to suffer your sorry existence
Anonymous No.96478042
>>96478025
>wow, what ttrpg are we talking about?
homebrewed derivative of Khelataar.
Anonymous No.96478059
>>96478025
Yeah, the usual answer is just muh settan, which is a codeword for "random shitpost I came up on the spot".
Elf threads are, unfortunately, just a den for pornaddicts to congregate and reach a critical mass to make them unusable.
Anonymous No.96478079
>>96478025
>wow, what ttrpg are we talking about?
5 leagues from the borderlands.
Dark court elves prefer to live in their own settlements they forbid humans to live inside of, unless it's spouses, while light court elves prefer to fully subjugate their human population by absorbing them into their settlements and eroding their culture.
Anonymous No.96478515
>>96477695
>>96477586
Dark elven society in forgotten realms is what you would get if you took the most unhinged californian radical feminist women and have them run a society.
>the fantasy element is that it somehow works
>replace the trannies and eunuchs with driders
This is why I unironically call all feminists Lolth worshippers irl
Anonymous No.96478532
>>96477453
>Playing with brats sounds like hell.
No, the table is fine. We only have one somewhat problem player. We're just sticking to our characters designs. Sometimes, rarely DM forces us to turn the rp down a bit since we would actually kill each other. Some examples:
>Frost deciding to not throw Arrianne into the river Styx for stabbing Ferris in the throat with the intent to kill
>Arrianne deciding not to kill both Frost and Ferris after a fight where they were left with around 8 hp both (after 4 months ingame of constant bullying)
>John deciding not to drive the car off the cliff after Arrianne accidentally called him a midget
>Ferris not permanently blinding/polymorphing Arrianne into a mouse after a simple argument
>Frost not killing Ferris after he fucked up yet another spell and left his left hand paralyzed
>Amy not killing Ferris after seeing him cast necromancy spells more and more and enjoying it
Anonymous No.96478594 >>96478602 >>96478628 >>96478651
Do elves value the virginity of their maidens?
Anonymous No.96478602 >>96478630 >>96478633
>>96478594
Why would they?
Anonymous No.96478628
>>96478594
More than humans do.
Anonymous No.96478630 >>96478638
>>96478602
>you've had thirty thousand years to master the marital arts Lybellica! There's human women with more knowledge than you, come on
Anonymous No.96478633 >>96478848 >>96479483
>>96478602
A beautiful maiden that has remained unsullied for 1,200 years waiting for the perfect elven man
Anonymous No.96478636
>human
Anonymous No.96478638 >>96478717
>>96478630
you call having sex a martial art?
Anonymous No.96478651
>>96478594
no, they don't subscribe to the backwards logic of humans
Anonymous No.96478658 >>96478678
Considering how long elves live, it would be even more valuable.
I guess this will be the game-less topic to kill this thread
Anonymous No.96478678
>>96478658
>Elven geishas being paid in literal kingdoms to have their 1200 y/o poontang deflowered
>matchlife women on suicide watch as they are completely pushed out of the virginmaxxing market
Anonymous No.96478717
>>96478638
Hey as long as it works.
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Anonymous No.96478848 >>96479031
>>96478633
And to disappoint him in bed?
Sounds rather sad.
Anonymous No.96479031
>>96478848
lol
Anonymous No.96479483 >>96479511
>>96478633
On the flipside imagine an anger of an elven incel that was bottling up for 1500 years
Anonymous No.96479511 >>96479795
>>96479483
I'd imagine he would spend all his time of elfchan and /r/elvenmasculinity seething about "lesser races"
Anonymous No.96479795 >>96481604
>>96479511
>Andreon Tateis
>Half-elf
Anonymous No.96481003 >>96481125 >>96481132 >>96481165
can elves be alcoholic?
because in lotr (movie) they can drink alot
forgot about the book lore about that

because i want to play an alcoholic elf dude that got cast out of elven society for being a trashlord in my next gaming session. Would that make sense? class perhaps ranger not sure yet

>system
dnd but with lots of homebrew tweaks (mostly other classes and some rules)

>pic
thats how i envision him but trashier and more messy
Anonymous No.96481034
>>96473782
Sauce? I don't usually see much Wizards fanart.
Anonymous No.96481125 >>96481157
>>96481003
>can elves be alcoholic?
You mean like, LOTR elves, the ones everyone copies?
Anonymous No.96481132 >>96481157
>>96481003
>can elves be alcoholic?
Anonymous No.96481157 >>96481175
>>96481125
yeah, those
similar atleast
>>96481132
now thats proper art
Anonymous No.96481165 >>96481221 >>96481390
>>96481003
I have been thinking about that one particular scene from the movie and how it's equally out of place and faithful to the source material.
Yes, of course elves can be alcoholics, and they are known to drink and party hard in many settings.
For Tolkien specifically, there is a scene in the hobbit book and in the hobbit movies in which some elfen guards got shitfaced, which allowed Bilbo and the dwarves to sneak past them. So, in this instance, that extra scene from the movies breaks lore.
At the same time, elves in the Sil are described as immune to diseases, and as long as their spirit is intact, their bodies heal quickly and barely tire. So, in that sense, that scene actually works when we take the Silmarillion as inspiration.
However, this entire idea of elvish resilience being extraordinary, as long as their spirit is high, is a uniquely Tolkien idea. So, you can't just copy it without copying anything else.
For something homebrew, making it that all Fortitude saving throws (or whatever the system uses for that, physical resilience) by elves are rolled with their Willpower instead could be fun.
Anonymous No.96481175
>>96481157
At least the wood elves imported lots of wine from Dorwinion to get absolutely wasted. So maybe if they live inside a cave they need that morale boost.
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Anonymous No.96481213
>96481183
Extremely OOC.
Anonymous No.96481221 >>96481275 >>96481908
>>96481165
the scene were legolas outdrinks gimil with ease is it not?
other than that good point in hobbit they are all totally loaded. good point

personally my goal is to make my character a little weaker even though he is old because he is such a mess, aswell as funny points at the table (i know i know, its a trashy table)

you mean that the more "clear/sober/resilient" the character the stronger the throw? could work definetly
>pic unrelated
Anonymous No.96481275
>>96481221
oops forgot to say based on willpower at this time (roll)
Anonymous No.96481390 >>96481399
>>96481165
Maybe that elvish wine is like some bubba's 190 proof moonshine. Silvan elves are kind of the backwater hicks of the bunch, after all.
Anonymous No.96481399 >>96481421 >>96481483
>>96481390
The elves that got drunk in the hobbit book largely imported their wine.
Hard to grow stuff in the forest.
Tolkien actually paid a lot of attention to these kinds of things.
Anonymous No.96481421 >>96481498 >>96481504
>>96481399
technically grapes aren't the only thing you can ferment
>you'd think elves in the forest would have a lot of bees and therefore mead
>or you know, any other type of fruit which you can ferment
Anonymous No.96481483 >>96481498 >>96481528
>>96481399
>Hard to grow stuff in the forest.
Does corn grow in forests? Because they make Lembas bread out of it. Or do they import that too? Wild grapes do grow in forests and if we stretch the definition of wine a bit, we can find plenty of other drinks:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_wine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_wine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead
Anonymous No.96481498 >>96481528
>>96481421
>>96481483
Argue with Tolkien about that, I'm just saying that they imported wine. Jeez.
Anonymous No.96481504 >>96481538 >>96481638 >>96482492 >>96483246
>>96481421
>Elves in a forest biome can't make alcohol because they can't grow anything
>Dwarves unnaground with literally no naturally occurring produce can make a lot of alcohol
Make it make sense
Anonymous No.96481528
>>96481498
>>96481483
obviously, Tolkien didn't put enough research into his world building
>Tolkien a hack?
Anonymous No.96481538
>>96481504
>>Dwarves unnaground with literally no naturally occurring produce can make a lot of alcohol
They, too, import it in Tolkiens universe.
Anonymous No.96481604
>>96479795
>What color is your carriage?
>Breathe MANA!
>It was a web of fate attack on me!
Anonymous No.96481638
>>96481504
They could buy the raw ingredients and then brew/distill it themselves.
Anonymous No.96481908 >>96481996
>>96481221
I don't remember reading on any lore related to D&D where they can't get drunk, but also nothing on notable drunk elves
Anonymous No.96481996 >>96483485
>>96481908
One of the extended scenes in Lord of the Rings had Legolas need to drink A LOT to start feeling a buzz. I forget if that was in the book. I'm gonna assume probably not.
Anonymous No.96482492
>>96481504
dwarves would need to import the vast majority of their food to begin with, they have an advanced manufacturing economy to be able to afford that
Anonymous No.96482791 >>96483347
I want to force myself on a tiny elf.
Anonymous No.96483246
>>96481504
obviously they use plump helmets
Anonymous No.96483347 >>96484440
>>96482791
A drow?
Wait, I just got it. Why drow are so short in DnD. Dark elves are dwarves in Norse myth. So drow are short to better play the part Oh my God it was actually kinda clever.
Anonymous No.96483398
>>96472063 (OP)
Elves are so cool, I wish they hadn't all fled to Agartha.
Anonymous No.96483485
>>96481996
In the Hobbit the wood elves get plastered nightly to the point that Bilbo is able to count on it to bust the Dwarves out. Presumably Legolas having a huge tolerance is a reference to his people being the most massive alcoholics in Middle Earth. Thranduil is presumably blitzed to Berlin 100% of the time in the films, which would explain why he behaves the way he does.
Anonymous No.96483729 >>96484047 >>96484940 >>96484971 >>96485313 >>96485593
What should the structure of elven royalty be, just a mirror of human aristocratic societies?
Anonymous No.96484047
>>96483729
It might actually be who's the better and wisest leader given their longevity. Or simply the one that hasn't been deposed.
In Oathmark, elven kings and queen's aren't usually hereditary titles as being basically immortal a prince or princess is either gonna be stuck as a simple noble or fuck off with some cronies to form their own state.
Anonymous No.96484440
>>96483347
Would have almost been clever, had they not just introduced Duergar anyway.
Anonymous No.96484940
>>96483729
>gallons and gallons of royal elf milk.
Anonymous No.96484971
>>96483729
Coomer
Anonymous No.96484982
>system is Shadowrun
>setting is 5e
>"Cool Hand Lugh" starts life out as a SINless kid in the slums
>he's a Technomancer
>one day he starts seeing things
>things in the Matrix
>nobody knows what he's talking about
>he starts talking to the hallucinations
>he wishes for a companion
>a companion appears and it is soft and fluffy
>his companion helps him do all kinds of things
>like hack into a vending machine for food
>suddenly he's eating three square meals a day
>fast forward about a decade
>"Cool Hand Lugh" is a mercenary gunman
>his guns all talk to him
>he summons The Angels to help him shoot better with the guns that talk to him
>people tell him that he's so pretty
>starts getting called "Pretty Boy Lugh"
>every night he still needs a friend a friend to go to sleep with
>it's the same friend he's always needed
>the first sprite he ever summoned
>when he inevitably dies in a pool of his own blood the last feeling of comfort he will ever have will be the Companion Sprite he has been feeding treats to since he was a kid
Anonymous No.96485104
>>96474085
In her setting Half-Elves can potentially live longer than "pure" Elves because genes are weird like that.
Fucked her growth pattern all up though.
Anonymous No.96485143 >>96485179 >>96485550
how much of their mothers culture should you teach your dark elf children?
Anonymous No.96485179 >>96485245
>>96485143
As much as can be, without the whole enslaving men and sacrificing people to an evil spider goddess.
Anonymous No.96485207
>should
Anonymous No.96485245 >>96485296
>>96485179
oh dear... not much left then. Probably wouldn't be good to encourage their natural tendencies towards plotting, scheming and infighting either
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Anonymous No.96485296 >>96485320 >>96485375
>>96485245
There's literally nothing wrong with plotting and scheming.
That's just foresight, long-term planning, systematic approach, manipulation, social skills, and knowing people.
All of that is perfectly innocuous on it's own and can help the child later in life.

As for the infighting, they should learn to trust their family, and that family always comes first, second, and third.
Competition is good, friendly rivalry is good, but no sabotaging each other's efforts. Talk it out, communicate, it'll do everyone good.
Family takes care of their own, and you never ever hurt the family.

>inb4 accidentally create a Cosa Nostra tradition among the darkies
Again, nothing wrong with that. You can't trust anyone in that damn society.
But family will always have your back no matter what, and always fight for you.
Those chronic backstabbers with no one to watch their back don't stand a chance.
Anonymous No.96485313
>>96483729
I volunteer for the position of royal underboob sweat cleaner.
Anonymous No.96485320
>>96485296
>There's literally nothing wrong with plotting and scheming
Anonymous No.96485375 >>96485400
>>96485296
>muh family mentality
>idealized view of their homeland because their parents never told them any of the shitty things
>ostracized from larger society due to their background

Oh no they'll turn into second and third gen immigrants
Anonymous No.96485400
>>96485375
>their parents never told them any of the shitty things
How do you teach them NOT to backstab their own if you don't tell them about how backstabby the drow society is?
They'll know exactly why "muh family mentality" is important, and why outsiders are not to be trusted.
Coupled with carefully monitored contact with said society, this will drive home and cement the lessons they're being taught.
This is going to be the greatest source of their strength and resilience, both in their youth, and later in life.
Anonymous No.96485550
>>96485143
nothing- have you ever tried teaching an aborted fetus something?
Anonymous No.96485593 >>96486940 >>96488657
>>96483729
Elves have very long lifespans and generations, meaning that an "aristocracy" among the Elves would be very different to a human one since the turnover rate of the ruling class takes radically longer.

Since an Elvish noble can't really expect his father to die any time soon, stewarding the inheritance is probably nott seen as a high priority for them, rather the scions of Elvish nobility have to go and pursue something for themselves where there is still unclaimed space. The Elvish socieial model is thus actually optimized for producing adventurers. Like the Normans immediately before the Crusades, they have large numbers (perhaps even multiple generations still "young" concurrently) who have basically no prospects at home.

So one could imagine that they are biting at the bit for an excuse to conquer something, so many of them become involved with the Church, or with other countries' politics in the hopes of being given lands in the conquered region. A Crusade might not interest them religiously (or it might, desperate young men find their faith all the time!) they would show up anyway and shout Deus Vult louder than anyone if it meant they got to carve off a slice of the Holy Land.

Of course, once the Elves actually take something, then you have a problem, because the process then begins anew, those Elves live for hundreds of years, meaning you can't rely on them assimilating into whatever culture they've conquered, and tons more young Elves who couldn't get in on the war at first will flood in to try and finangle their way into a subordinate position under the new rulers. And inevitably, when everything is parceled out, they're going to start looking around for more things to conquer. Elvish society likely moves in pulses as 2-3 generations build up without prospects and then explode outwards to try and seize more ground. This is almost certainly a phenomenon their neighbors are aware of and resent/fear.
Anonymous No.96486940
>>96485593
I think that is just normal aristocracy behavior but on a much larger time scale.
I would put it as a reason to justify low elven birth rate or a much stricter and contrived noble selection process.
Anonymous No.96487091 >>96487162 >>96489749
Few elf hentais are more wholesome than this. No rape, degradation or other misfortune comes to the elves on-screen. Just lots of vanilla sex for the purpose of procreation.
Anonymous No.96487162 >>96487198
>>96487091
Get help you sick fuck
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Anonymous No.96487198 >>96487221
>>96487162
Why do you hate wholesomeness?
Anonymous No.96487221 >>96487245
>>96487198
*whoresomeness
Anonymous No.96487242
>oh noes, the thread is moving too slow!
>better post some outright hentai to get something going!
Why can you stay on the pornboards.
Anonymous No.96487245
>>96487221
Why do you hate elaborate and lewd outfits?
Anonymous No.96487288 >>96487310 >>96487316 >>96487447
Would an elven aristocracy have more sorcerers or wizards?
Anonymous No.96487310
>>96487288
I just can't anymore...
Anonymous No.96487316
>>96487288
Yes. It would have extremely elves who are extremely specialized in one specific skill regardless if it's magic or something else
Anonymous No.96487440
Hot elves created by the Japanes are top tier.
Anonymous No.96487447
>>96487288
neither, they'd mostly be blade singers
>why? because they can prove their superior skill of blade and magic to those lesser races
>and look at the pretty blades!
Anonymous No.96487452 >>96487465
... is a thing no-games say.
Anonymous No.96487465
>>96487452
Rebuttal.
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Anonymous No.96487475
Pormspam is not wholesome.
Anonymous No.96487502
Why do you western game developers love ugliness?
Anonymous No.96488011 >>96489766
I'm tired of being told Dunmer are the best elves because they have more dumb lore than anyone else
Anonymous No.96488657
>>96485593
I think the key here is abdications. After a time elves will have to abdicate for some reason or another. Not everyone but probably more common than in human kingdoms.
Anonymous No.96489749
>>96487091
I love this one.
Anonymous No.96489766 >>96489818
>>96488011
Best elves for me, I really love the Noldor. The heroism, the pride, the fall. The horrible acts of hubris and their damned fate.
Even the most vile among them befriend others, they set upon the foe to save innocents, it makes their oath all that more tragic.
Anonymous No.96489817
>>96473705
Man fuck you for not posting the whole thing.
Anonymous No.96489818
>>96489766
Based.