Thread 96482967

when you leave your toys/minis unattended they come to life. what are the worst ones you could own?

>>96482967 (OP)
Who has the greentext of the Jessie getting a load blown on her face and being left on the floor and the other toys have to calm her down and prevent her from removing it not to expose them.

>>96482967 (OP)
Probably a chaos titan. With it being animalistic in nature and prone to lashing out at anything and everything you would be lucky to come back to a house at all let alone a room.

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>>96484921
Bueno

>>96485000
Is that Rapeman? From the famous 90s OVA Rapeman? based off the hit manga Rapeman?

>>96485077
So, what is his super-power?

>>96485108
He has a magic dick that rapes the evil out of women. Also he skilled in rope, cuffs and can catch any female running off.

>>96482967 (OP)
I'm suddenly uncomfortable about my shelves of Bad Dragon tentacle toys.

>>96482967 (OP)
>the warlord titan stages a revolt, backed by scores of tiny space marines
>it is only stopped by the arrival of an unknown, ferocious new bio-titan (the kitty cat)
>conflict breaks out between the necron and witch hunter armies stored next to each other
>both factions are decimated and many hundreds of dollars are lost when the skaven on the shelf below them experience a series of unfortunate misfires
>a lone squad of half-painted imperial guard take cover with star wars stormtroopers, each mistaking the other for members of the same faction
>meanwhile, the Bridget GuiltyGear dakimakura cries to a row of sympathetic anime figurines about the horrors it has witnessed

>>96485165
One night they going to attack you like a bad horror porno trying to be a 80's slasher

Great unclean one, or any nurgle affiliated unit.
Smells like shit and germs kill at any size.

>>96482967 (OP)
Anything that's big enough to carry and plant d4s

>>96485135
Can we get a statblock please for D&D 3.5e

>>96482967 (OP)
Warhammer 40K minis come to life would take it. It would be a scarier Small Soldeirs scenario.

>>96487131
Only if they were orks or tyranids. That could very quickly devolve into world ending situation depending on how alive they are.

>>96482967 (OP)
I have a Hank J Wimbleton doll right next to a Kenny McCormick one.

>>96487119
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>96482967 (OP)
I feel sorry for them, but they've been like this for years

>>96482967 (OP)
Most of my toys now are either trapped in blisters, or on sprues. They aren't going to do much to me except suffer.

>>96482967 (OP)
the one in the jar.