Thread 96487520

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Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:28:45 PM No.96487520 >>96487597 >>96487843 >>96488095 >>96490135 >>96490792 >>96491100 >>96491214 >>96491236 >>96491614 >>96492025 >>96492675 >>96495102 >>96497036 >>96498779

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Why are elf wizards so lame and gay?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:34:02 PM No.96487557

Because you are jerking yourself off over being born a human, the only thing you can be proud of.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:39:04 PM No.96487597 >>96488111 >>96491065 >>96498779

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>>96487520 (OP)
Because you are gay and all your thoughts are gay. Now, let's post elves.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 9:06:37 PM No.96487843

>>96487520 (OP)
Games?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 9:41:19 PM No.96488095 >>96488111 >>96488970 >>96489030 >>96490101 >>96498779

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>>96487520 (OP)
what are you talking about?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 9:43:14 PM No.96488111 >>96488144 >>96500491

>>96487597
>>96488095
These elves look like they give straight guys advice on how to dress better.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 9:47:22 PM No.96488144 >>96494912

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>>96488111
>how to dress better
better than being a smelly old bum

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:30:28 PM No.96488970 >>96490096

>>96488095
these look retarded

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:39:02 PM No.96489030 >>96489161

>>96488095
These look neat. This some ESO thing?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:54:35 PM No.96489161 >>96490096

>>96489030
not him but seems like tamriel rebuilt concept art, there were some outfits like that in the telvanni mainland

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 12:57:43 AM No.96489545 >>96492630

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The forbidden dwarf wizard.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:53:37 AM No.96490096 >>96490101

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>>96488970
>I hate fun
>>96489161
this. They're supposed to be giant bug robes worn so that outlanders and fetchers leave them alone.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:55:36 AM No.96490101

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>>96488095
>>96490096
Based on Kirkbride's original Telvanni concept art.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 3:01:55 AM No.96490135

>>96487520 (OP)
>cherrypicking
It's too easy for them. They have hundreds of years to leisurely study and practice magic.

A human has, what, 70 years tops? Time pressure inherently creates a lot of incentive to push the envelope and get as strong as possible as quickly as possible. I wouldn't even consider cracking open a cursed grimoire if I had 200 years to learn fireball.

That said, the average human wizard is some lame and gay nerd ass oldfag. You take the top 0.1% of elf wizards and they're as cool as the human counterparts.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 5:11:00 AM No.96490792 >>96491106

>>96487520 (OP)
This meme is terrible.
If you made it OP, learn not to use "oh," and "so," as frequently, its insecure writing.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:22:31 AM No.96491065 >>96491106

>>96487597
>calla someone gay
>proceeds to post the most faggoty shit ever

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:28:44 AM No.96491100

>>96487520 (OP)

because they are wizards

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:29:58 AM No.96491106

>>96490792
fucking lul

>>96491065
yes
chad behavior

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 7:01:21 AM No.96491214 >>96491226 >>96491738 >>96491767 >>96492490

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>>96487520 (OP)
Neither are as cool as dragon wizards.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 7:02:56 AM No.96491226

>>96491214
Where's his hat?

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 7:06:13 AM No.96491236

>>96487520 (OP)
Cherry Picking much

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:27:30 AM No.96491614 >>96491738

>>96487520 (OP)
The Chad human human forbidden knowledge wizard
The Chad Elven „I have spent 400 years perfectioning the technique of ass raping you“ elven axe fighter
I don’t realy have a dwarf equivalent

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:07:08 AM No.96491738

>>96491214
Sadly dragon anything is too often ruined by furries

>>96491614
The chad sober cleanshaven dwarf (everyone thinks he is a gnome and he doesn't bother to correct them)

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:15:40 AM No.96491764

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Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:16:00 AM No.96491767

>>96491214
ima fuck it

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:18:33 AM No.96491939

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Irenicus was so manly they turned him into human.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:52:15 AM No.96492025

>>96487520 (OP)
>redditor with a reddit image
Opinion disregarded.

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:08:10 PM No.96492490

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>>96491214
you love to see it

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:57:27 PM No.96492630

>>96489545
>homm7
forbidden indeed

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 3:09:03 PM No.96492675

>>96487520 (OP)
>this post is extremely low quality

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:39:23 PM No.96494313 >>96494912

elric

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:05:00 PM No.96494912

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>>96488144
>>96494313
elric

Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:30:20 PM No.96495102

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>>96487520 (OP)
All wizards are lame and gay, OP. Learn to swing a fucking sword or hammer. "I studied a book for years to slay my enemies." Good for you, I killed mine with an axe. Took me about 10 seconds to figure it out. Think I'll spend the time I saved with some tavern wench or rescued princess.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 2:47:51 AM No.96496869

Humans for whatever reason are overly pragmatic despite their much shorter life spans.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:13:58 AM No.96497036 >>96497081

>>96487520 (OP)
The elf is such a great wizard that the bird in his hallway doesn't chirp. Maybe if you learn from the elf, he will teach you how to silence the hallway bird.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:21:58 AM No.96497081 >>96497358 >>96500105

>>96497036
Who gives a fuck about some dumb bird, just shoot the bird and it shuts up.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 4:19:28 AM No.96497358

>>96497081
That's weak though.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 12:01:08 PM No.96498779

>>96487520 (OP)
>>96487597
>>96488095
What a lame, lgbt adjacent modern art-style. Kill yourselves freaks.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 5:11:23 PM No.96500105

>>96497081
Who gives a fuck about some dumb human, just shoot the human and it shuts up.

Anonymous 9/8/2025, 6:06:05 PM No.96500491

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>>96488111
>Gangs of Clowns that reveals the hidden miracles of the Universe
You're way off.