Thread 96487796

You have 16 more days to finish the mastery set sister edition

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>News & Reminders
Through the Omenpaths coming out September 23
Masters details
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/through-the-omenpaths-mastery-details
Alchemy: Edge of Eternities is out
Cori-Steel Cutter is unbanned in Alchemy
New Alchemy rebalances are out
Arena Championship 9 won by Raffaele Mazza (Izzet Cauldron, Italy, he/him)
Arena Anthologies 1 & 2 now available in the store
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-august-25-2025


>Useful Links
https://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA (embed)

>TQ
Are you excited for Spooderman?

>>96487796 (OP)
What tracker/companion app would you guys recommend? I don't want to use anything that requires a subscription.

>>96487796 (OP)
no, i don't want to play magic with spidirmin. the one nice thing about beyond is that i can safely ignore magic for months until a real set comes out

>Arcane Bombardment: Cast 3 times
>Blood on the Snow: Cast 3 times
>Invoke Despair: Cast all 4 copies
>Farewell: Cast twice
>*dies to blasting wand*
Jesus Christ. What drives a man to build a deck like this?

>>96487938
>no, i don't want to play magic with spidirmin
we won't be

>>96488428
We technically are.
Kraza is, indeed, a spider man.

>>96487796 (OP)
Red deck wins, my beloved...

HOLY FUCK ASHLIZZLE JUST LOST TO SOMEONE ON A STARTER DECK IN THE QUALIFIER PLAY-IN

>>96488737
Video: >>>/wsg/5967375

>>96488914
>surprised streamer is shit

sis, as shown per numerous posts i have made with encounters vs ecelebs. i have only lost once so far and won a dozen+

>win a bunch of times in a row
>each match takes 3-10 seconds to find
>win a bunch more
>matches start taking up to a minute to find
mhm.

>>96489054
the sooner you get your forced loos the quicker you'll find uhpponents

>>96489077
obviously, i know that
i just find the rigging really bothersome. especially when i've cooked up something decent myself

>>96489002
nta but i've watched a few videos of cgb and he unironically seems mildly retarded based on how he plays the game

>>96489107
game's shit, play silksong instead

>>96489131
most people are npcs and most npcs are extreme low iq, that's how turn into npcs

I won 2 out of 3 games with it so far, but it's obviously retarded.
How do I do this gateway station deck? I tried restricting myself to green multicolored stuff, but the problem is that most of them are either pretty fucking shit or require some other kind of synergy to work properly.

>>96489370
this looks like you imported your draft deck to constructed then added more random cards to get to 60

>>96489442
That's not far from what happened. I'm trying to make a Guideline Station deck, but I instead made a Survey Mechan deck.
3 wins 1 loss testing it in unranked so far. I'm surprised at how not once I had mana issues. It was just a matter of can I survive long enough to activate the mechan and if I can I'll grind it out.

Why does EoE have so much removal?

>>96489370
infinite guideline station has insane deckbuilding limits and pretty pisspoor value. you had 2 multicolored permanents stick on the battlefield. congrats on your 3 TAPPED 2/2s. now station for 12 to draw some cards
now maybe there's a couple cards with some synergy but every single one of them is designed for commander
pick a different waifu card

>>96489645
Yeah, it's the station itself is pretty shit. I'd probably be better off maybe leaving one copy of the station for no reason and putting in a pair of dragon relics or something.

>Bo3 draft
>opponent on UW
>Game 1 he plays turn 2 sunstar chaplain turn 3 cosmogrand zenith turn 4 hardlight containment
>have the right removal to deal with it and come back
>game 2 they play turn 2 lumen-class frigrate into turn 3 cosmogrand zenith
>wow thats a lot of white rares
>game 3 plays station monitor on 2
>okay so not going rare into rare this game?
>plays turn 3 tezzeret into turn 4 starfield vocalist then beyond the quiet later
Never seen that many rares in 2 color deck. I won because the tezzeret and vocalist weren't set up to do anything but holy hell.

>draft

stopped reading there

I literally do not want you to read my posts. They aren't for you.

>>96489737
You get passed white cards a lot in eoe

I haven't played for months, what's a good budget deck post rotation? Last set I have some cards from is Duskmourn

>>96491011
Raise the past

totes not dead frfr on god

just wait for the next set rotation will save us etc

>>96492481
you destroyed this general tranny

and nothing of value was lost

>>96491011
chocobo landfall

brawl fucking sucks now.

>>96491011
To add to >>96492581, you can built it pretty much entirely by doing the FF jump-in and choosing "Chocobo" and "Wild" a bunch of times
The drawback is that it became baby's second deck (after mono-white life-gain) so a lot of people are playing it

>>96492602
wdym im having fun

omg muh brawlerinos!!

i cast mana rock and then i sac land for 2 land

im having so much fun sisterrs

>>96493068
go play constructed so you can brag about something again sis

>>96488914
>"crash out"
>"bruh"
deserved what she got

Is there a full preview for omenpaths? Obviously the cards are the same but I want to see the art and direction

>>96493509
nothing i was able to find sadly

I'm so sick of seeing every fucking loser run this card.

>>96493540
Leave aggroshits to me

will this work

anyone who plays chocobo, moss hydra, sheltered by ghosts, duress, thoughtsieze, shoot the sheriff, rat colony, sephiroth, vivi, cauldron should all be brutally massacred and drawn baths in minecraft

Holy shit this game is so fun i love it and you guys.

>>96493636
just don't play standard

Is the Tifa landfall deck actually good or just a meme?

>>96493636
>putting rat colony in that list
You're joking, right?

>>96493636
literally filtered

>>96493677
It's a strictly bo1 deck

>>96493632
it works and it's definitely annoying

>>96493699
As if he'd want to have anything to do with you, anon. You literally filtered yourself as a favor to him.

>>96493068
try drafting

>>96489737
how about you stop drafting with the chaffs and draft with the chads in the function at the junction avaliable for a limited time only

>just cut your dick off and take hormones brooo trust me and science.
Nah im straight. Literally.

>>96493068
Why do you tank your mmr before climbing?

>>96493632
Looks nice, why not big score?

>>96494238
i have unexpected windfall already which is practically the same

>>96494279
Thoughts on M21 4mana Lili and Amonkhet 5mana Lili?

What the fuck yall constructedtards know about this though?

>>96495519
accidentally skipped moonwing by doing the caravan quest

now will have to fight him in act 2 instead

>>96493995
never drafted OTJ and I'm not about to learn a format thats going away soon

When will wizards give up on alchemy shit?

>>96495979
As soon as it becomes unprofitable. Consider: it costs them almost nothing.

This card sounds cool in theory but it also seems way too clunky.
Him + Obeka should be a fun combo anyway

>>96496041
Forgot the card

>>96495519
>>96495968
Drafted it for the first time yesterday and got a 4-3 despite raredrafting the shit out of it. Could've been even better but I played like a retard in my last game
>>96489683
>>96490881

will i be called a faggot if i share my moxfield offmeta deck for standard that I'm too scared to use my wildcards on

>>96496341
Faggot

>>96496341
You'll be called one either way.

is boardwipe tribal bazed or finna cringe?

>draft tez
>take him out of my deck after the first game and replace with a nutrient block
cool card but he's useless without the optimal UR artifact deck

are you sisters seriously playing mtga, and draftin of all things, when silksong has been released?

Deck
4 Vivi Ornitier (FIN) 248
7 Mountain (EOE) 274
5 Island (EOE) 270
2 Riverpyre Verge (DFT) 260
2 Spirebluff Canal (OTJ) 270
4 Agatha's Soul Cauldron (WOE) 242
4 Marauding Mako (DFT) 138
4 Fear of Missing Out (DSK) 136
3 Draconautics Engineer (DFT) 121
3 Tersa Lightshatter (TDM) 127
4 Into the Flood Maw (BLB) 52
1 Starting Town (FIN) 289
2 Soulstone Sanctuary (FDN) 133
1 Thundering Falls (MKM) 269
1 Temple of Epiphany (FDN) 699
3 Proft's Eidetic Memory (MKM) 67
3 Winternight Stories (TDM) 67
4 Abrade (FDN) 188
3 Torch the Tower (WOE) 153

Why the FUCK is this supposed fucking game breaking deck not fucking working for me?
fucking explain it to me
What the fuck do I take out? What do I put in?

>>96496612
There's nothing wrong with it, though I think you're running more removal than usual. Most likely the bigger issue is that you're just not good at piloting it. Try watch some pros in recent tournaments, there's plenty of vivi cauldron matches.

>>96496609
>t. ranny

>>96496763
Really hard to pilot when I'm John Avon-ing every fucking god forsaken turn
I am not exaggerating

uh oh!

>>96497522
mtga is rigged, dunkass. try not to take it too seriously.

>>96496341
not because of that, faggot

>>96494944
4 mana liliana from m21 could be good
the 5 mana one from amonkhet not sure, could be good if you go more creature wise i'd say, i dont have that many creatures

>>96496609
Why play shitty silksong when you could be playing hades 2? You can be a girl just like you always wanted tranor.

>>96489683
get those cards anon 4-3 is almost break even anyways

am i expected to spend resources making a "yargle deck" and then just queue for it raw in regular queues to get all these event quests done?
i assumed there would be an event or something. it's really just expecting users to do all this raw?

>>96499317
you have to understand they don't even do showcase events anymore and just sell the jap non-tranny art on the store instead

you really think you'll get an "event" where you can queue vs yargle decks for rewards? haha, NO!

silksong status: fighting the bee beast

>>96499386
I already got all the achievements in silk song its boring and easy

>play jump in
>have one card that mills
>have no real way to pull anything out of my graveyard
I swear to god it only ever mills good card. I won anyway because my deck is stacked, but it milled 2 of my removal spells, my plains walker and my unblockable that lets me draw cards

>>96499663
Did you sell your account?

>>96499675
Im not urza tardo but if i was id kill myself shit i might do it anyways just for laughs

Pioqueer sisters, what happened to that selesnya coco hatebear deck that was running around for a couple of months last year? Seems like having a deck where you can cast archon and thalia would be positioned great rn. Mono red and UR Tempo decks made 50% of the last mtgo challanger. It also has a nice matchup against UW Control, hammertime, and convoke.

>>96499663
ngl it's just a basked of the worst ideas in hollow knight amped to 11

it still has input delay and the retard devs want you you to "to play fast", with input delay. honestly people should just overlay a 360 controller while playing and showing how many inputs it fucks up and then i have to read some gamerankx cuck say "it controls really well"

all i wanted was an axiom verge 2 that didn't slurp on ass but i guess that was too much to ask

just like it's too much to ask for drafturds to stop being massive faggot whales or arena to not be a complete utter fucking mess AND a waste of everyone's time (except drafties since their time is worthless)

i absotely fucking hate it that silkfuckingsong is the best platformer released this year and mr. mountain dewritos will sing praise all over it in his "meme awards for hideo kojima" later this year

someone take me back to 2014 when indie games weren't just a bunch of roguelite deckbuilders and doom clones and arena also didn't exist

>>96500092
when you think about it drafting is sort of a roguelite deckbuilder as well

>>96500189
yeah i hate them both

>>96500092
Just kidding dumbass i didnt play the game because its gay and your post was tldr gottem eat my ass fuqboi.

>>96500196
idk mane NEO and slay the spire kinda goaded on fr no cap

>>96500202
don't care, didn't ask

>>96500205
barf, you zoomers don't know what a real game is that's why you love current mtg

>>96500213
>boomy boombatty is scared of the concept of signpost uncommon

>>96500217
speak english

>>96500231
l2d

>>96491560
They could probably ask DC for a collab just to spite Disney, but they got no balls.
Im surprised Square let FF run as it did, they are usually very stingy with it.
>TQ
I couldnt care less about the theme/lore of the cards, I just want cards to play with.

>>96500231
>>96500235
You should both kill yourselves and then this shitty thread can finally die

>>96500295
no, paid shills like >>96500260 would still keep bumping and botting it

>>96500295
im only here to defend the honor of my draftsisters. when evil is defeated i shall fall into a deep slumber only to be awakened again when i am needed

>>96500309
defend your garbage ass taste in games

>>96500326
you play constructed Magic: The Gathering. I don't have anything else to tell you mane. Try Timeless though its the only unsullied format because wizards dont care about it.

>>96500336
try not having shit taste

>>96500346
ad hominem

>>96499779
Mono red doesn’t really care about Archon. Only Phoenix does, and they can answer it easily

Theres only me and you two retards in the entire thread anyway you just wanna come here and argue with your butt buddy so you can makeup and goon on discord you freaks.

>>96500521
false there's also me
>doing the 250 goblin achiev

>>96500537
he imploded really fast

>>96500569
I played BR muxus in historic it was pretty easy to get done. And free wins.

Sling gang lieutenant wrecks people its really funny

>>96500615
i mean i do have wildcards available for that but im spending all of them on brawl

>>96500674
Its fun the first dozen games or so but then it gets boring. I had already crafted the deck a long time ago for other stuff.

This looks better than the real thing

Rest are here:
https://magic.wizards.com/en/mtgarena/through-the-omenpaths/card-image-gallery

>>96501123
thanks but my intestines are already clean
btw i haven't seen a single player with the preorder shit, that's a good sign

boobies :D

For some low iq individuals drafting might seem like a sure way to line the pockets of Rosewater. If you have the Luck and Skill, Victory will be yours in the end. Sadly very few understand this. SAD! Here's another 7-1 on the junkside by yrs truly. Amount spend on arena for these two drafts; -8 dollar.

>>96501201
god this garbage is so bad

WHO is the restless razorkin?
the fat draft sister?
the ugly dwarf kratos?
the guy holding some ai generated artifact?

does this game have a bitcoin miner under the hood or something? my pc has frozen up twice while tabbing out and that doesn't even happen when i play demanding games on ultra settings

>>96501188
Cleaned and ready for me? Good boy.

>>96501285
Sorry esl bro but razorkin is plural in this case it means all of them are restless.

>>96501475
they don't seem restless to me, so who is the restless razorkin?

>>96501487
it's me

>>96501487
Do you even know what restless means google it and come back

>>96501508
*i am

>>96501519
never gonna leave a1

Maybe try duolingo or some shit i hear its free

don't they teach english in favelas

Not well apparently. Its so close though it almost talks like people.

baby got a booboo'd in /mtg/ now wants to vent out here?

sure, let's talk about premodern

>>96501609
Everyone laughs at you in /mtg/ too

>>96501638
no one knows or cares about who i am outside here but brasil lives rent free inside your heead everywhere all the time

and besides, even IF, i was laughed at by some who cares nobodies i wouldn't give a fuck

now time for the widow

holy fucking shit
brawlchads we eating good
so many combos gonna pop off with saw in half

>>96501659
typed by tear-drenched hands

>>96501665
lmao also getting terminate finally

all of them for my non standard sisters

>>96501659
You've forgotten to take off your trip multiple times over there lol

>>96501709
Ponder, finally!

>>96501709
Opposition Agent's OM1 is mythic rarity. Unsure if there are any other changes among these
Looking forward to playing with Saw in Half and Ponder

>>96501727
i never take out my trip, it's funny to see you schizos schizoing it out over it

>>96501827
All the bonus sheet cards are mythic in paper.

>>96501709
Ponder, nice

>>96501709
Im gonna saw my titans and overlords and wurmcoils in half and then double the triggers and you cant do anything about it

>>96502121
Double it again!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>96500092
You sound miserable and like a miserable person to be around and I honestly think you should either transition or kill yourself
Or transition then kill yourself, either way

If i transition will you be my bf

>>96502394
i forgot the part where i inquired about your thoughts

i don't think i have

>>96502449
You're on a public forum, retard-kun
You post your thoughts someone else responds
But that's you dodging the matter
Transition or kys

>>96502466
make me?

"humor" as a defense mechanism type beat

>>96502472
Where do you live ill come there and make you do all kinds of things

>>96502445
Do you play Pioqueer?

this might be the funniest fucking art magic has ever done, they will never be able to explain some of this shit without me laughing

>>96502842
>Sacrifice ability is the spider getting hungry and biting his head off, allowing the silk parachute to fall down and protect your team

>>96501108
>all the hot women in skintight outfits are being replaced by ugly unfappable spiders
Feels bad man

>>96502865
>unfappable
Speak for yourself

HELP ME
IT OUT ME HEAD
AAAAAAAAA

what is this referencing? a meme?

>>96502896
AAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>96502586
gay

>>96502905
probably this, if anything

>>96503036
remember when mtg sets had a consistent artstyle and not some person of color wearing a hat and some wannabe nostalgiabait representing a meme?

remember when you could tell what the card represented instead of not even knowing what's trying to convey because there's so much shit going on and the art is a convoluted mess of ai slop?

RIP mtga players with arachnophobia

>>96503122
no, and i don't care
that said, i think the card art is unironically mostly ai generated or "ai assisted" at this point

>>96503166
gen a'ers should be put on a giant blender given the uziga waita treatment

>>96502693
>you just got SERVED

>>96503239
>uziga waita treatment
i don't watch tranime, sorry (i'm straight and attracted to people my own age)

>>96503295
oh i wish we could WATCH uziga waita alright, kiddo

>>96502693
The art makes it look like a wrath even though it's not

>>96503295
Do you play Pioneer?

i wonder if the cards will have flavor text

>>96503336
Pretty sure they just used a bunch of rejected art for the less important cards to save on costs and that one probably got rejected for looking like a pussy powered wrath of god

>>96503349
nope, only standard and limited
i'm not really invested in magic. it just scratches an itch that other tcgs haven't

Kek the fucking pioneer guy.

I wonder what the green player thinks about.

where can you see the entire art arena list?

I give up on trying to win with no lands. No matter how much emote no one ever surrenders to my no lands deck and I don't have 5 million wildcards for a charbelcher deck.

>>96503848
Retard get filtered

>>96503848
it's funny cause when charbelcher became a thing i just had pretty much all the cards cause i started playing before zendikar and bought the zendikar pass way back when

God bless monored players for keeping solitaire players in check. I play orzhov and I cant be mad when I lose to them, theyre doing a service to the community

Any other low mana over-statted creatures that i can joyfully bounce with Jackdaw Savior? Besides Rakshasa, god bless him.

>>96503848
skill issue

>>96501079
Kind of insane how much better this is than the actual SM cards huh

>Go second
>Now you have 80% chance to lose before the first card is played
Defend this design

>>96501099
I'd rather have sexy capeshit bitches than stuff like >>96501097

Does webslinging get around the commander tax?

>>96501709
Lorthos brawl GAWDS rise up

>>96498225
>jeskai stiflenaught
>dabbing on l*fegain
CEO of Based

>>96501709
cowards afraid to print Force of Will and Daze, but STRIP MINE is fine.

>>96504516
exists in every turn based game on earth. even in chess you have an advantage if you go first
not so sure 80/20 is a universal rule in mtg either
>OKASS captcha

>play pio
>its nothing but Standard decks with better land
Free Amalia at this point she is Innocent

>>96505410
Amalia might be too much but something like Wilderness reclamation could be an okay unban

>>96506128
bait used to be believable

Analia was a deck for the people who like to watch. Imagine playing a deck where a wide array of disgusting gill-having merfoloids take a turn to "explore" your cardfu. Oh, she "explodes" all over the place once you explore her enough? Classy move, Nosewater. This is the real reason why she'll remain banned forever. Pioneer players ooze with testostorone and they simply won't and shan't allow something so degenerate to plague their planes.

>>96505410
we need to ban more cards in pioneer
>lotus field
>thoughtsieze
>witch's oven
>heartfire hero
>manifold mouse
>teferi, hero of dominaria
>farewell
>cori-steel cutter
>agatha's soul cauldron
>esika's chariot
>nykthos, shrine to nyx
>no more lies
>sheoldred, the apocalypse
>fable of the mirror breaker
>the entire angels coco deck
>indomitable creativity
>bring to light
>atraxa, grand unifier
>pack rat
>basic forest

>>96506883
ok so standard?

>>96506883
>chariot
>nykthos
>witch's oven
Anon, that was the meta 3 years ago.

>>96506905
yeah, pretty much
>>96506906
yeah and it was gay then, too. ban it all until only basic swamp, prophetic prism, reclaimation sage, and bonecrusher giant exist in the format.

>>96506883
>phoenix gets away scot free
>sheoldred gets the axe
that would be fun.

pioqueer is a nonformat now that all cards have been powercrept to shit by nu extended and the only thing you have to add to nu extended decks for them to become pioqueer'd is shocklands

uhmmmmmm... Piosissies???? Our response???

Howdy yall! Looks like the gem rancher of the junction got himself another nice and plump batch gemmies. Thoughbeit this one is not trophied because of a silly misplay on my part, hubris... the mind killer. Anyhow, hope to see yall next time on the Thunder Junction when gems are ripe for a plucking off the cacti.

no clocks for you ruskoshitter

I feel like they used to do the "gold for gems" daily deal way more often. I feel like I haven't seen it in months now.

>>96507883
It's been over a year since we last got that. Think it's safe to say that it's never coming back.

>>96507883
>>96507900
I remember we had one like a month ago, what are you talking about?

>>96507929
Think you might've got it confused with gold for gold or something. Gems have not been in the daily shop for a long time now.

I told yall i was going to quit but i thought i had one more in me. In classic otj fashion i go 5-3 with the deck that has vaultborn oko and path to exile. fuck. still broke even though no picture because i closed it immediately i was pissed

>>96508247
you did good chum

>>96508300
I tried my best partner

Theres a glitch in the shop right now where if you buy the ten pack stack it only charges you for one pack hurry up

>>96508313
proofs?

>>96508313
>>96508359
holy shit it works i just got 10 packs for 900 gold

>>96508313
OMFG THANK YOU

>>96508399
>>96508419
no proofs

>>96508359
>>96508424
>he doesn't even have 900 gold to spare
lmaoing at the state of alchemytards

>>96508424
i thought you go infinite with draft, so where is your gold to spend?

>>96508471
why are you feeding the trolls, just stop replying to them sis

>>96508476
He likes the attention, it's why he keeps coming back instead of selling his account.

>>96508476
i'll reply whenever i feel like

>>96508483
garbage troll #3

The universes within art is so ass...

>>96508549
and /mtg/ trannies are coping all over it and also saying omenslop cards are real cute and valid

>>96508549
I think its funny honestly and it looks like it may even be fun to draft

Is the reward track still worth it, or should I keep my crystals for better things?

exciting gameplay

>>96508689
Playing more than a single copy of any card means you are mega gay

>>96508694
thanks i didn't ask and i couldn't care less

good luck finding a girlfriend (male) tho

>>96508702
You do care because you responded that means i totally got you i win and youre gay. Big gay.

>>96508689
Cool cosmetics bro, how much would you sell that account for?

>>96508742
2 oxen, 5 wagon wheels, 2 axles, 50 food and 100 bullets

>>96508769
You could buy an entire pallet of fart porn for that

I am once again praying for Oracle of the Alpha and various overpowered blue cards to be in my Chromatic Cube draft
gl to anyone else playing

>>96508932
technically arena cube is different from chromatic but we will there fellow draftchad.

reminder to other draftchads that boros aggro is nerfed so you all better be u/x

Arena cube is fun it's just a shame it's such a blatant gold sink that I refuse to play it.

>>96508623
nope

>cube opponent draws like 9 more cards than me
>still dies to my Bitterblossom
Can't beat the classics!

https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/standard-and-moving-ban-announcement
TL;DR, no emergency bans during RCQ season because that'd be too disruptive, but for next year on they'll do a B&R announcement after every major set release and they're slightly moving the B&R date up by two weeks (from the 24th of Nov to the 10th) for this one.
Vivi is definitely going to get banned, Soul Cauldron they're less sure on.

>>96510150
no one plays this garbage format irl anyways, it's over

>only 9 cards banned in a year
2020 still remains the king. What a shitshow that was, I miss that standard so much.

>>96510465
HAHAHA

FLASH
FLYING
MILL

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

>>96487796 (OP)
>You have 13 more days to finish the mastery set
that aint gonna happen. I barely finished final fantasy and that was the first time I finished one since maybe around the time of AFR. I'm only level 20 right now and nothing about constructed or draft is compelling me to boot up and play.

>>96510559
oh and you're looking forward to omenslop lmao?

the moment that shit comes out i'm out and i'm aint coming back until avatar is over

ofc i'm still gonna compete but i already got the resources saved for that

>redditspacing
didn't and won't ever read

this is my deck for the midweek bullshit

>>96508430
if it was real, you'd need 10k gold to try to buy the 10pack and then keep 9k off of it.
game's bugged, achievements and emotes are not showing up

>>96512022
mine is a vivi cauldron pile and i won 3 games in 5 mins then deleted it and never played standard again as usual

chromatic makes it even stronger cause you got an artifact in the grave already for the fomo trigger what a joke

>>96493540
>he doesn't have sheltered duels where you keep casting it on eachother's sheltered

>Remove creatures daily
>vs Discard deck
>vs Discard deck
>vs Wizard ping that recycles Dark ritual into discard
I fucking SWEAR TO GOD this shit is intentional

>>96513190
you have to play those ones in creature-centric formats like standard. pioneer maybe as well EXCEPT there's a greater than 50% chance you'll get like 3 or 4 hidden strings matchups when you're trying to do it if you do it in pioneer, despite that deck being hot garbage.
mtga is absolutely rigged to farm you for engagement. if the game is free, YOU are the product. its designed to keep you engaged and sprunge up your data. never forget that and you'll hopefully feel a bit more at peace with it.

>>96508769
12 GRANDFATHER CLOCKS AND A HAT

Is spooderman gonna have regular old premier draft, or is just going to be the stupid pick 2?

>>96510559
im 49, how the fuck are you only 20
i had a week long vacation where i haven't played

>>96513975
because I've played maybe a total of 40 games in the last 5 weeks?

>>96514018
are you not enjoying the current state of the game to it's fullest?

So what's the word on cube? Is it still like a 70% winrate for going first? Or do we have enough powerful cheap disruption in the card pool at this point?

>>96513480
I think they said spiderman was specifically designed for pick 2, so probably that

I need to find a budget standard deck for the event as im not following standard

>>96515535
mono white lifegain slop, they give tons of cards for that for free with the prebuilts

>>96515712
well

>>96510569
>the moment that shit comes out i'm out
>ofc i'm still gonna compete
Still haven't sold your account like you said?

>>96515781
Don't bully him, he's trying to scrape together an oregon trail escape from the shithole he lives in.

every fucking card in this game that isn't red has "and gain a bunch of life" tacked on to the end of it
it's so pathetic, fuck your stupid ass game

>>96515825
Give me 4 blue cards that gain you life

>>96515712
>>96515762
Ok easy 3:0

>>96515837
https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=oracle%3Alife+color%3E%3DU+%28game%3Apaper%29+legal%3Astandard
here you go

>>96510150
So basically get a full set of Vivis by doing the FF jump-in event to get wildcards when it's banned

Vivinigers gets the harvest.
Not visible: Bloodletter of Aclazotz in my hand.

rest of shocklands when?

when you touch grass and have sex

i.e. never, cause you're a bot

>>96517556
They'll probably come in Lorwyn, shocks are strong enough that I doubt wotc will leave it unbalanced for long.

>>96515789
Fuckin kek
>>96515862
You did it wrong some of those say lose life uh oh
>>96517207
Harvester is a jank piece of shit and i love it

>>96517655
aka when you sell your account

>T2 Idyllic tutor Dracogensiss
>T3 Show & Tell
>Goes infinite with Tiamat & Bounces
Do people enjoy doing the same thing every game?

When do you guys think rosewater's going to get tired of paying me to play his game

So this is the shitty deck I used to climb rank with. As I played it I found stealing cards with tiny bones is the part that made my dick hard. How sould I change it to maximize my fun of making the opponent discard and I get their cards. Ideally it should be mildly playable at something resembling "competitive" play.

>>96515712
The lifegain slop is brutal lmao

Hilarious. 10/10 see you next week.

>>96487796 (OP)
This set is ass.

This "event" is literal fucking cancer. Fuck every cancerous piece of shit playing this dumb fucking game.
You fucking bitch ass pieces of shit are losing to decks that literally cannot play most creature spells and need to play FIVE of them in one game for this fucking retarded achievements while using your precious meta netdecks and then you just scoop to prevent the achievement from getting done. Every fucking time.
Fuck this entire game. Fuck every little snowflake bitch playing it.
>Bwaaaaaaaaaa my Vivi cauldron is losing to Jibbrik Omnivore, I need to rope like my life depends on it and then concede while the 5th creature spell is on the stack.
Fuck you.

>>96519048
Filtered.

>>96519048
Just stop caring about shit in arena. Stop playing it if you aren't enjoying it. The rewards are just going to remind you of how shit it was to get them.

If you could get the achievements easy whats the point fuggin casul

>>96519171
Yeah they need to keep you slaving away ingame for a reason. Sense of accomplishment and all that

>>96518819
Yeah if rosewater gives you some fucked up bullshit like 3 godmaws you are guaranteed a trophy unless you are a commander player

>>96519231
Excuse me ms do you squirt?

>>96518819
>2 shocks
nice

>>96519038
yeah it just works. and the exiles like sheltered by ghosts are annoying AF to play against

>>96519310
Me and my draftsisters incur sexism and discrimination too much in this community. I would very much appreciate iit f you stopped being such a bigot

>feeling the slightest bit of pity for gamblers
couldn't be me

So they're really just calling the set Through the Omenpaths 1 instead of giving it an actual name?
Pretty lame. They could've come up with a whole spider themed plane and called it Arachnosomething.

>>96519951
Arachanous

>>96519951
They're probably leaving it generic so they can reuse it in the future if other digital deals don't go through.

>>96518872
go play historic or brawl where you have tergrid in your deck or as your commander

>>96519951
>>96520063
arachANUS

>>96519231
Is it really my fault or rosewaters if my fellow podmates thinks this is O.K.?

>>96520729
>initially passed a godmaw for fungal collosus reason while he already had 2?
On the down low mane, you deserved to lose

>>96519048
I did it with this thing :>>96489370
I lost once to something I don't remember what, but it did great overall. It's already much stronger than I expected and the chromatic star helps.

>>96519048
tbqh i just put 5 creatures in my timeless show and tell deck and that seemed to do the trick

>>96519137
>Stop playing it if you aren't enjoying it
good lord what a useless pile of words

>>96520690
Yes exactly but more magical
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v7KofJmU1p0

>>96520290
I thought avatar was the last digital one and the rest are gonna be omenpaths?

Man why was FF draft so fun? Every one that followed on arena is just less fun. Spiderman theme not for me, but I hope so much it's fun to draft.

>>96521771
I play this little shit and I know my opponent is seething already

>>96521771
i think its pick 2 so probably not

>>96521383
More or less useless than you seething over being bad?

>>96521796
Love this fella

good store offer today

>>96521828
I don't think I've ever seen pick 2 in quick draft

>>96521889
there could always be a first, in fact there probably will be

bruh 'standard' is such a joke 'format' i just throw in a random vivi pile of shit and win 9/10 games and the last game was my rigged forced loss where i flooded or starved and uhpponent went frist

Haha ive never played mono white before im the cancer now yay. Also you missed one broski. Oops.

>>96521973
>gets rigged wins
>I'm so good
kwab

>>96522009
its all fun until you get nemeses once

>>96522074
reasons to keep breathing:

come to /mtga/ antagonize urza

pioqueers is there a real weapons manufacturing deck out there?

>>96522084
i know one but i won't tell you cause you're a raging homosexual and also a draftie

>>96522092
I didn't say alchemy though. Also like it or not limited is the way god intended magic to be played. I don't play sealed cause I don't gamble.

>>96521839
nta but lol @ you people always resort to "MUH SKILL ISSUE"
sad as fuck

>>96521796
This lil nigga was the truth

>>96522009
Why is there no card that says "if your opponent has more than their starting life total, they lose the game"? There are plenty of cards that let you cheat death and go under 0, but nothing that stops filthy slow playing lifegain niggers.

>>96522146
what cmc would that be?

>>96522146
>nothing that stops filthy slow playing lifegain niggers.
It's called poison counters

Sisters, how far are you in the pass
will you make it?

>>96522076
not him but my first match as mono white in this event i paired against mono red and nemesis and still won with ease

>>96522164
2cmc, 1 generic 1 black
it would be an easily removable card like an artifact or a creature
if you don't have the removal, then you have to plan your turns and allow yourself to take damage before you start gaining life and it would lead to a more engaging gameplay experience for both sides instead of just allowing someone to outvalue you by going +20 life by turn 3

will the next quick draft be spiderman already? eoe signup closing (im so glad this dumb set is gone)

>>96522198
You can't sideboard an entire poison setup, retard-kun

>>96522301
no, quick draft usually is 1-2 weeks after release

>>96522298
ok so 3 mana combo with healing salve?

>>96522301
>>96522305
ok just checked for you, spiderman quick draft will be in october

>>96522310
sure why not, there are plenty of 2 card combos that instantly win in dogshit formats

>>96522305
>>96522317
thanks mate. i dont think ive ever drafted neither foundations or bloomburrow, so thats neat, hope they are better than eoe/aetherdrift.

>>96522304
Then play red, retardbro

>>96522377
That card is anti-fun and ruins lifegain decks. My proposed card would create engaging and thought provoking gameplay where the lifegainer has to be wary of their moves and play around it while still being able to gain life and get value out of gaining life.

>>96522439
Nobody cares lol, this is Magic not Hearthstone kiddie shit. We sideboard game winning silver bullets at each other here. If your card can't singlehandedly win the match, it's not a counter.

>11 mana turn 3
Green is so fun to play against :)

>>96522377
nothing more satisfying in the whole game than dinging a lifegain sissy in the mouth with this effect
they concede within seconds usually despite being roping bitches the whole game prior to that

>>96522082
My main reason is to buy the account you've apparently been trying to sell for years.

>>96522146
We can have that if we also get one that says you lose if you have no creatures, you lose if you played more than two spells in a turn, you lose for having more than 60 cards in your deck. If we can have all of those then its fine.

Lifegain fags mad

>>96522488
my favorite is this one, you don't even need to play it to completely negate a wincon and mill is gay as fuck (especially with the recent "mill half of opponent's library" cards)

>>96523072
forgot pic

>>96523078
*stifles you*

nothing personel kidderino

>>96522890
>you lose for having more than 60 cards in your deck
I would play this in my commander deck and just stall games out until I draw it and then instantly draw as everyone loses

pretty sure someone was mad that they were gonna lose a game 30 years ago and on the spot they made up the rule that creatures count as "spells" and from then on out we've been calling creatures "spells" even though it really makes no sense at all
don't @ me about mtg lore, calling creatures spells makes no sense, simply

It's a summoning spell.

>>96523348
yep, that's the make believe logic the buttmad used when he decided that he didn't want to lose

They are a spell though. You arent summoning a literal creature you are creating one out of mana its a summon spell.

>>96522869
i'm not selling it

you can kys now, DO IT

NOW

mono red
>managing threats correctly, spending mana on the right burn spells correctly
>smart plays like shocking your own screaming nemesis to prevent lifegain, doing so only with smart timing to prevent responses
>a variety of non haste creatures and haste creatures, burn spells, and choosing to pay mana for +1/+1 counters instead of more burn, or saving mana to respond to things with your damage spells
>OMG MONO RED PLAYERS GET NO SYMPATHY!! fucking losers!! it's so braindead!!!!

every other deck:
>i shit my pants. this means my hydra is now a 20/20 with trample. good game sir
>i shit my pants. this means i get 6 dinosaurs, all of which have a paragraph of text and are at least 6/6 creatures. good game sir
>i shit my pants. this means my tifa lockheart kills you in one hit. good game sir

interesting how people do this

Wow someones mad about life gain lmao

is there a bot for this game yet

>>96523761
Yeah xhe is here seething malding and generally being third world
>>96523372

>>96522146
>but nothing that stops filthy slow playing lifegain niggers
nemesis

>>96523372
Are you really such a capefag that spiderman made you change your mind?

>plays Baral
>ragequits like a massive fucking pissbaby the second I counter one of his spells
Brawl really does attract a type, huh?

>>96524000
What do you mean tardnon you basically have him locked out of the game already? What are they supposed to do?

>>96524017
Concede? Like a normal person?

>>96523929
less garbage ass attempts at 'trolling', more killing yourself right now

>>96523621
the average mt gag sister is a goldie who's never even ever been to top 500 constructed mythic

>>96524196
You think you can hit top 500 pounds this year?

>u r poor
>u hav enough money to eat until you weight 500 ppunds (whatever that means, i don't weight in illiterate)

get your story straight, garbage 'trolls'

>>96524258
>country so poor that they measure wealth by how fat someone is
damn, you guys are in some real shit over there

Gonna build a heliod brawl deck.

>>96524196
> these scum arent even ranked in my free to play mobile gacha game pathetic

>>96524376
*exiles you*

>>96522084
Yes

>>96524484
>time stopped
>doesn't end the turn

>>96524358
ok fatso, you suck at 'trolling' btw

>>96524500
>Only once each turn
gayyyy

>>96524484
Oops! Anyways authority if the consuls is fuckn legal in standard i think im gonna be a filthy white player for a while.

>>96524627
Its actually worse than that because it only works on your turn. Lmao this ysed to be a meta card.

>>96524680
If you're going to play bo1 you may as well go all in with the full coinflip experience with Leyline of Hope

>>96524727
Nah fuck that were going like this im a professional not some hack job. Going all the way in on critters plus lifegain. Itll probably be trash without the free card draw.

>>96524805
Shoutout to valley questcaller for gluing my jank

>>96524181
I'm not trolling. I'm just curious about what made you change your mind.

Fuckin CRITTERS

Ez 15 wins with muh furry lil friends

i'd say magic died in 2020 with the introduction of fire and secret lair

if only we knew oko and the walking dead were just the tip of the iceberg

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