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Anonymous No.96514399 >>96514409 >>96514450 >>96514534 >>96516134 >>96517967 >>96520376 >>96521811
Wholesomier elf thread
Talk about pointy ears, discuss pointy ears, post pointy ears.

Last thread: >>96472063
Anonymous No.96514409 >>96514419
>>96514399 (OP)
How about games?
Anonymous No.96514410 >>96514450 >>96514488
Claiming this thread for the Eldar.
Anonymous No.96514419
>>96514409
You're free to post any time
Anonymous No.96514431 >>96514450 >>96517978
Anonymous No.96514450 >>96514479 >>96519185
>>96514399 (OP)
>>96514410
>>96514431
not an elves
Anonymous No.96514473 >>96514488 >>96514498 >>96514515
When there are dragon blooded humans why are there no dragon blooded elves?
Anonymous No.96514479 >>96514496 >>96514934
>>96514450
That's funny, as Eldar do a far better job at being elves in space as many other elves in fantasy settings do at being elves.
Anonymous No.96514488 >>96514510
>>96514410
Someone needs to feed seer Stickman some a burger or at least give him a free month to "Astartes Gym" or something.

>>96514473
Silly take: because human "adaptability" also extends to interspecies compatibility.
Dragons are apex sexual predators, humans are apex breeders.
That's why most half-breeds originate from a human's tryst with some other race.
Anonymous No.96514496 >>96515026 >>96515129 >>96521488
>>96514479
>as Eldar do a far better job at being elves in space as many other elves in fantasy settings do at being elves.
They are on pair with Night Elves from WoW
Anonymous No.96514498
>>96514473
Elves in Warhammer Fantasy are incredibly racist to the point of seeing other elves as not even being people.
So no, a cute dragon girl is actually a grotesque inferior being unlike the majestic dragons of Ulthuan, meanwhile a human guy will happily sire 20+ shugengan before his body gives out since she's heavenly jade-like beauty to him.
Anonymous No.96514510 >>96514512
>>96514488
Eldar being spindly thin is actually really cool, especially when they are still (comparatively) strong and agile, fit.
Anonymous No.96514512 >>96514517
>>96514510
>when they are still (comparatively) strong and agile, fit.
>slower than dreadnought
Anonymous No.96514515
>>96514473
>474x669

Stop saving samples you horrid cunt.
Anonymous No.96514517 >>96514518
>>96514512
>wargame abstractions for the sake of balance
Anonymous No.96514518 >>96514529
>>96514517
I wasn't talking about wargame rules.
Anonymous No.96514523 >>96514526
We are not even 20 posts in and the thread is already jerking off humans and dragonoid humans.
In a supposedly elf thread.
Anonymous No.96514526 >>96514533 >>96514543 >>96516581 >>96519243
>>96514523
Blame OP for starting thread with elves whose purpose is to be bred by humans
Anonymous No.96514529 >>96514536 >>96514560
>>96514518
Then I have no idea what you are talking about.
These stompy stumpy little legs have no right be faster than Eldar. Some BL shit?
Anonymous No.96514533 >>96514541
>>96514526
It never happened, though.
Anonymous No.96514534 >>96514700
>>96514399 (OP)
Previously on /elf/:
>"How do I elf?" Guides for being the best elf you can be
>Fey ancestry and it's consequences for the elven race
>This month's hottest screaming pillow designs for your Drow gf
>Bow and bow accessories, and where to get some
>Making friends after your first millennia 101
>How old is too old: Elf edition
>Elf slaves: the do's and dont's
Anonymous No.96514536
>>96514529
>Some BL shit?
Nope
Anonymous No.96514541 >>96514552 >>96514553 >>96514558
>>96514533
Yet pairing was endorsed by GW
Anonymous No.96514543 >>96514546 >>96514559 >>96518583
>>96514526
Eldar and humans are incompatible and that's canon
They retcon'd the only half-eldar
Anonymous No.96514546
>>96514543
>Eldar and humans are incompatible and that's canon
Emperor is master of biomancy. He will make it happen.
Anonymous No.96514552
>>96514541
Everything to get those neets who can't hold a conversation with someone of the opposite sex to buy more little toy men made from plastic
It is called pandering
It is the reason so many manga have fanservice
Anonymous No.96514553 >>96514560 >>96514562
>>96514541
Then cite the BL novel in which they hook up.
Only the text. No fanart.
Anonymous No.96514558 >>96514568 >>96515446
>>96514541
Nigger, that's a joke pic. And it's all you got.
But yes, pic related right here is absolutely happening in the 40k universe.
Anonymous No.96514559
>>96514543
Nah.
Anonymous No.96514560 >>96514572
>>96514553
>>96514529
>BL
Boys Love?
Anonymous No.96514562 >>96514567
>>96514553
>No fanart.
It's not a fanart. It's officially comissioned by GW artwork which was posted on their social media account.
Cope and dilate.
Anonymous No.96514567 >>96514573 >>96515446
I don't even remember when they resurrect Girlyman, it feels like ten years ago. Yet, the desperate waifufags still scream THEY TOTALLY FUCK ALL THE TIME while posting nothing to support such a claim.
>>96514562
It's a joke. Cite the novels. Or armybooks.
Anonymous No.96514568 >>96514576
>>96514558
>Nigger, that's a joke pic.
And yet you are melting over it.
Anonymous No.96514572
>>96514560
Black Library. The label Gamesworkshop uses for publishing official novels and comics set in the 40K universe.
Anonymous No.96514573 >>96514576
>>96514567
>Yet, the desperate waifufags still scream THEY TOTALLY FUCK ALL THE TIME while posting nothing to support such a claim.
Mostly people just rofling because ressurecting Girlyman was the last when Eldar were relevant to the setting.
Anonymous No.96514576 >>96514581
>>96514568
Cite the novels.
>>96514573
Yeah, I'm aware it's just trolling and shitposting. Which is a problem with any elf-related thread in itself.
Anonymous No.96514581 >>96514585
>>96514576
>Yeah, I'm aware it's just trolling and shitposting.
It's a truth.
Want to make respectful elf thread pick respected elves, not human's battered wives.
Anonymous No.96514585 >>96514598
>>96514581
>It's a truth
Cite the novels.
Anonymous No.96514589 >>96514593 >>96514657 >>96518745
Elf appreciation!
Anonymous No.96514593 >>96514605
>>96514589
Elves are cool, I like them.
got all these magnetic bases, and yet my heart years to multibase them instead
Anonymous No.96514598 >>96514606
>>96514585
Gathering Storm.
Anonymous No.96514605 >>96514616
>>96514593
Elves always make me act up. I might have a big knife ears fetish.

Also Warhammer's White Lions are the best elves I ever saw.
>two-handed axe
>have to hunt a fucking lion and fuck him up
>two-handed axe
>then skin him
>two handed axe
>magically impregnate any elf maiden in a 200m perimeter
Anonymous No.96514606 >>96514624
>>96514598
That's not how you cite a novel. Give us the passage.
Anonymous No.96514616 >>96514625
>>96514605
>Ulthuan book for 4e doesn't have a White Lion career
I actually get the logic, but boy, this is a popular unit and many would love to play such a character.
Anonymous No.96514624
>>96514606
Not my problem.
Anonymous No.96514625
>>96514616
I KNOW
It pissed me off, they're the coolest elves in the setting, and they don't get a career.
The fanbook Princes of Ulthuan has a career for them, but it's not the saaaame. Where are my 4 pages of crunchy lore on how badass they are?
Anonymous No.96514657
>>96514589
>I'm not done yet!
Anonymous No.96514700
>>96514534
>This month's hottest screaming pillow designs for your Drow gf
Lets start with existing ones
Anonymous No.96514711 >>96514841 >>96515179
Everyone talking about Papa Smurf's elf appreciation but we all know a primarch who did it way before it was popular
Anonymous No.96514753
Also, never happened.
Anonymous No.96514756
Anonymous No.96514765
Elf in her natural environnement: RACISM
Anonymous No.96514770
>her
Anonymous No.96514775
Elf moving on from casual racism to professional racism.
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Anonymous No.96514788 >>96514795 >>96529080
One day I'll find the source for this manga and I'll understand why this nazi elf antagonized a FUCKING BEAR
Anonymous No.96514794
Elf
Anonymous No.96514795 >>96514798
>>96514788
Have you tried using saucenao?
https://mangadex.org/title/56add873-2c38-4c59-8dc7-429d09323dc1/kutsuzure-sensen-majo-vasenka-no-sensou
Anonymous No.96514798
>>96514795
Oh...
Somehow I literally never thought of that.
Anonymous No.96514835
more like whoresome amirite
Anonymous No.96514841 >>96514890
>>96514711
>510x386

Why? How?
Anonymous No.96514842 >>96516128 >>96516144
Anonymous No.96514845
loli elves best elves
Anonymous No.96514861
Anonymous No.96514864 >>96514903
40k fans are really insufferable...
Anonymous No.96514890
>>96514841
Thank you sir, I will now update it.
Anonymous No.96514903
>>96514864
amen
Anonymous No.96514914 >>96514970
Anonymous No.96514916 >>96517346
Pornfags are really insufferable...
Anonymous No.96514934 >>96514943
>>96514479
>That's funny, as Eldar do a far better job at being elves in space as many other elves in fantasy settings do at being elves.
LOL
LMAO even
Anonymous No.96514943
>>96514934
pretty hot
Anonymous No.96514945 >>96514969
>coombrained OP
>elf-haters in the thread
A classic.
Anonymous No.96514969 >>96515035
>>96514945
Elves are fine. GW paypiggies are not
Anonymous No.96514970 >>96515059 >>96515696
>>96514914
Bit gay innit?
Anonymous No.96515026 >>96515039 >>96515643
>>96514496
in that they're eternal losers?
Anonymous No.96515035 >>96515047
>>96514969
As you can see, it extends to all elves.
Coombraining to elves and elf-hating are two sides of the same coin.
Anonymous No.96515039 >>96515086 >>96516280
>>96515026
Yep and in tendencies to interracial relationships
Anonymous No.96515047 >>96515056
>>96515035
>As you can see, it extends to all elves.
Where?
Anonymous No.96515054 >>96515060
tfw no more savage nelfs
Anonymous No.96515056
>>96515047
Anonymous No.96515059
>>96514970
no.

This is a bit gay
Anonymous No.96515060
>>96515054
We are not allowed to have cool things.
Anonymous No.96515086 >>96515129
>>96515039
it do be like that
Anonymous No.96515129 >>96515146
>>96515086
And always ends with: >>96514496
Anonymous No.96515146 >>96515218
>>96515129
According to what official lore?
Anonymous No.96515179
>>96514711
I prefer the ''jaghatai is a couch on commorragh'' joke, the Leman one tho is funny
Anonymous No.96515212
modern elf is very good
Anonymous No.96515218
>>96515146
BfA pre-patch also known as War of Thorns
Anonymous No.96515236 >>96515343
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Anonymous No.96515250 >>96515255 >>96516162
I had this weird thought that if elves are just long lived and have pointy ears and that's all there is to it doesn't that make vampires in certain settings also elves when they have pointy ears?
Anonymous No.96515255 >>96516162
>>96515250
That's not all there is to elves.
There is a certain overlapp with vampires as both highly magical, skilled, aristocratic magical creatures. But there are also huge differences.
No anon, elves are not just humans with pointy ears. Please stop that.
Anonymous No.96515343 >>96515360
>>96515236
Anonymous No.96515360 >>96518460
>>96515343
an elf begging is so hot
Anonymous No.96515364 >>96515415
Anonymous No.96515415 >>96518457 >>96522894
>>96515364
Meanwhile behind the mask
Anonymous No.96515440
Anonymous No.96515446
>>96514558
>>96514567
Anything published under the Warhammer label by GW, the creator and producer of Warhammer, is official material approved and endorsed for Warhammer. Yes, both those pictures are therefore confirmed to have officially happened.
Anonymous No.96515468
Anonymous No.96515571
I said I’d post lesbians
yes, that's a girl
Anonymous No.96515620
Anonymous No.96515643 >>96515821 >>96515970 >>96524704
>>96515026
Night Elves consistently beat the bricks off every threat they come across. I'll remind you that Tyrande was dragging Sylvanus by her weave until bad writing nerfed her.
Anonymous No.96515696
>>96514970
Nah, but this one is.
Anonymous No.96515709
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Anonymous No.96515821
>>96515643
>until bad writing nerfed her.
Good. Humilation ritual applied on Raynor and Zerathul shouldn't be male-exclusive
Anonymous No.96515970
>>96515643
Nothing brings me joy as much as Blizzard fanboy's suffering with every new iteration of lore for any game they have.
Anonymous No.96516128
>>96514842
Hey, I have that battleforce!
Anonymous. No.96516134 >>96516165
>>96514399 (OP)
Elves as a progressively more mystical, ancient part magic race of esoteric nobility will never not be utter kino.

>Exemplified and magnified ideals like chivalry, nobility, etiquette, science and environmentalism.
>But equally, they can exemplify all the worst of humanity, with treachery, lust, violence, cosmopolitan living, religious zealotry, scorn for lesser races, or a simple jadedness to life (ie Drow, Dark Elves or Dark Eldar.)
>Both highly complex and near irrational series of laws and conventions they'll uphold often on pain of death. But they also kinda make sense in the basic way of a children's storybook about ancient knights.
>Have ages of knowledge to themselves, and are often the top of their craft, or the inventors of it in the world. Still willing to sacrifice their own lives at nearly the drop of a hat, either for a personal passion, or because they believe it is right and noble of them to make that sacrifice for the races they see as younger.

Then you can get into esoterica.
>Since they're at least half magic, their anatomy only exists in a recognizable way, when observed in detail, making them so swift and strong for their size.
>They can't die of old age. But they can change their nature by a shift in culture, in powers, in influence or simply by moving locations, and Ship-of-Theseus themselves into an entirely new identity, functionally 'dying'.
>Elves are so magically proficient, because a lot of what they are and do, is magical. When an Elf throws a spear, it travels in a straight line, regardless of gravity or wind.
>While the common appearance of an Elf is that of a tall, beautiful, fair human, this is due to common perception of their kind. An Elf may change in physical appearance in accord with their nature and their perception. It is unclear if elvish clothing or armour is technically a part of themselves, magically manifested, or not.

I love Dwarves, but Elves are in a state of kino awesomeness all of their own.
Anonymous No.96516144
>>96514842
I want to like the eldar, but their helmets look so fucking stupid
Anonymous. No.96516162
>>96515250
>>96515255
Both bear a similar resemblance to the fantasy concept of a nobility or knightly class, with Vampires adopting the more negative aspects (drinks the blood of honest hardworking men, women and children to sustain itself, undying, very powerful in combat, but arrogant), and elves adopting the more positive (long-lived, educated, wise, compassionate, noble, and willing to defend those beneath them).
Anonymous No.96516165 >>96516202
>>96516134
Pic unrelated?
Anonymous. No.96516202 >>96516216
>>96516165
No fairly related. Just not specific. Picrel was just an epic battle scene I found on google.

Eldar do differ a lot between craftworlds, going between "we are diminished and hunted, but we must preserve the tapestry of the galaxy from the may dark fates" to "gas all the lesser races now", but in almost all semi-recent depictions they've tended toward the former.
Anonymous No.96516216 >>96516664
>>96516202
>, but we must preserve the tapestry of the galaxy from the may dark fates" to "gas all the lesser races now"
jobbing into irrevalence isn't helping either of this cause
Anonymous No.96516280 >>96516439 >>96516568
>>96515039
You say that when the leading blood elf sister trio are all fucking humans and I can't remember a single major night elf in a relationship with other races.
Anonymous No.96516439 >>96516497 >>96516561
>>96516280
WoW is pandering to lonely male nerds so they can self-insert into the male human? No, you don't say!
and it has to be a male human because men lack the empathy to self-insert as anything not male and human
>which is true because they were never not once in their live supposed to emphatize with someone who wasn't them
>this is why all Isekai have the standard 8/15 protagonist who is blander than a piece of white bread
Anonymous No.96516497
>>96516439
I was just saying that if anon wants to whack it to interracial elf shit, there's more suitable options even within wow.
Anonymous No.96516561
>>96516439
What if I only self insert as Horde races?
Anonymous No.96516568
>>96516280
Are blood elves 7 foot tall Amazons?
No, so they lose.
Anonymous No.96516581 >>96516642
>>96514526
>Blame OP for starting thread with elves whose purpose is to be bred by humans
Based.
Anonymous No.96516609 >>96521028
Good pranks to pull on elves?
Anonymous No.96516642
>>96516581
it is spelled r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
Anonymous No.96516651 >>96521028
I didn't know Warhammer fans were so stupid and obnoxious. Please don't make the next thread if you're going to ruin it like this.
Anonymous. No.96516664 >>96516693 >>96518909
>>96516216
That's just shit writing though, because Astartes occupy the same rough position of 'fantasy knight race', except they're represented too much, without the flaws that Eldar don't have.

I want to become a BL author, just to write stories where Eldar engage with Astartes as rough equals in combat capacity.
Marines are strong and tough and have a persistently aggressive tempo. But the average marine is not a master swordsman, and the Eldar are a lot faster, should be smarter (as they're not trained by hypnosis), and are a lot more flexible.
Anonymous No.96516693 >>96516749
>>96516664
I know BL means Black Library, but I always think Boy's Love and imagine some Yaoi-style eldar and blushing kawaii UwU marines
>handholding
Anonymous No.96516749 >>96516812
>>96516693
>I always think Boy's Love
Anon, you're a homosexual.
Anonymous No.96516812
>>96516749
I can neither deny nor support this claim, so have this picture of what I am sure is an elf I've found in a folder on my computer labelled 'completely straight, totally not gay' next to my five terabytes of futa porn
Anonymous No.96517294 >>96517536 >>96518474
This thread needs more brown elves.
Anonymous No.96517346
>>96514916
Maybe if you are someone who loves elf cock in your ass.
Anonymous No.96517536
>>96517294
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Anonymous No.96517883
>"And so it was that your people were given passage to our steam gardens, and the protections of our power. Many of your people had perished under the roaring, snow-throated kings of Mora, and your wills were broken, and we heard you, and sent our machines against your enemies, to thereby take you under. Only by the grace of the Dwemer did your culture survive, and only by the fifteen-and-one tones did your new lives begin. We do not desire thanks, for we do not believe in it. We do not ask for gratitude, for we do not believe in it. We only request you partake of the symbol of our bond, the fruit of the stones around us. And as your vision clouds, as the darkness sets in, fear not. Know only our mercy and the radiance of our affection, which unbinds your bones to the earth before, and sets your final path to the music of your new eternity."
> fucks up your soul and messes with your genetics, asks you to kiss the ground you walk on
just dwemer things
Anonymous. No.96517967 >>96519735 >>96526029
>>96514399 (OP)
As porn brain-y and Skub as it may seem, I'm actually something of a supporter of the bimbofication of elves in kitchen sink games.

>1. It 'balances them.
Tolkienian Elves, being fantasy nobility, are fucking OP as a race concept. If they're going to be longer-lived, wiser, smarter and more beautiful, making them smaller, lither and more delicate is a fantastic, and fitting, drawback to the race. Otherwise you get something like DnD, where they kinda are Tolkein elves, but also kinda aren't in any respect, and that's hackish.

>2. It kinda makes sense in a multicultual society.
Every other race is typically much shorter lived, with physical and mental maturity reached by 20.
If Elves are physically matured by 20, but only considered mentally mature by 100, then you've arguably got something of a learning or developmental disability (if adult elves aren't hyper-wise genius').
Regardless however, a dynamic society changes its conventions and natures fast, and elves may not keep up as well given (proportionally in respect to their own existence) much less time to learn.
Hence, your modern, cosmopolitan elf, especially the adolescent ones under 100, may come across as airheaded, unaware or naive, and depend more on his or her looks and charms to get through new and unfamiliar social situations, as they are known for being especially beautiful.

This can actually make a good contrast between the more old-school isolationist Elves, who raise their children up in the old, classical ways away from shorter lived races, and the more urban elves who enjoy more social contacts, at the loss of social prestige as they come across as airheaded and over-dependent on looks.
Anonymous No.96517978
>>96514431
cute mandiblasters
Anonymous No.96518000 >>96519596
Elven women owe me sex.
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Anonymous No.96518205 >>96518465
Cool Elf race you got there 40k be a shame if they were irrelevant and overshadowed
Anonymous No.96518457
>>96515415
Eldar are the chud race, it fits so well.
Anonymous No.96518460
>>96515360
this comic has too little elf focus
Anonymous No.96518465
>>96518205
40k has been stuck as capeshit daddy issues for ages. Everyone is irrelevant.
Anonymous No.96518474
>>96517294
needs more of the brown elf
Anonymous No.96518583
>>96514543
Unless any regular human pairings can breed Primarchs by themselves, without Chaos fuckery, then I don’t consider Primarchs “human”.
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Anonymous No.96518745
>>96514589
that artist disappeared. how disappointing
Anonymous No.96518885 >>96518905 >>96519018 >>96519100 >>96519813 >>96520625 >>96520852
>Dwarf thread
>people post dwarves
>Elf thread
>'people' post porno
Anonymous No.96518905 >>96518939 >>96522594
>>96518885
yeah because there's not enough dwarf porn out there!
Anonymous No.96518909
>>96516664
>That's just shit writing
Nice cope
Anonymous No.96518939
>>96518905
>there's not enough dwarf porn out there!
My cat highly doubts it
Anonymous No.96519018
>>96518885
It's a classically elven way to pass the time, complaining about the current state of affairs.
Anonymous No.96519100
>>96518885
I posted lewds. There was also a lovely discussion on the nature of dwarven women, and how bearders are to be belittled and shamed.
Anonymous No.96519185
>>96514450
>not an elves
not an English
Anonymous No.96519243 >>96519569 >>96519969
>>96514526
>Elf mary sue is somewhat cordial to Primarch
>Both know their alliance was only one of convivence and do not trust each other
>somebody jokes about this being romantic somehow (they've never talked to a woman before)
>like so many 40k memes, retards repeat it until they genuinely think it is true
How do I reconcile my interest in space elves with my disgust for the 40k fandom at large?
Anonymous No.96519569 >>96519646
>>96519243
>>Both know their alliance was only one of convivence and do not trust each other
>Eldar literally drops their quest to find a final McGuffin to awake their god of death to help Bobby deal with Mortarion
>while they sending meatwave after meatwave into Garden of Nurgle Slaanesh claims final McGuffin
>do not trust each other
Anonymous No.96519596
>>96518000
>the women who owe you sex do not exist
sounds about right
Anonymous No.96519646 >>96519763
>>96519569
>"May you walk with fortune, Roboute Guilliman", said Yvraine. "And know that we shall stand together in battle again, before whatever end befalls us."
>"No doubt we will", murmured the Primarch thoughtfully, watching the enigmatic xenos withdraw. "As long as it serves your needs..."
Just because the Ynnari were used as a plot device to let Guilliman do main character shit doesn't mean there is trust between them.
Anonymous No.96519735
>>96517967
I like to have it so elves and certain others are minor-gendered. Not always, the Northstar plastics are ace and I like using them, but it helps them stand out a bit.
Also I just miss Kingdom Under Fire. I know they have males, but come on you see maybe like two in the series.
Anonymous No.96519763 >>96519969
>>96519646
>doesn't mean there is trust between them.
Yet Ynnari dropped their main goal for Imperium's needs.
So stop hiding here and return to your marines husbands in 40kg
Anonymous No.96519766 >>96519846
I have GOT to stop lusting over knife eared women
Anonymous No.96519813 >>96519827
>>96518885
Dwarves aren't hot.
Anonymous No.96519827
>>96519813
Pornbrains deserve Charlie Kirk treatment.
Anonymous No.96519846
>>96519766
>tries to quit lusting after knife eared women
>starts lusting after knife eared men as well
And it WILL happen to you!
Just be happy with what you have before it gets any worse.
Anonymous No.96519969 >>96520596
>>96519763
And we come full circle to my dilemma here >>96519243
Anonymous No.96520323 >>96520331
how long would it take for a dark elf to get mellowed out enough to handle surface life?
Anonymous No.96520331 >>96520680
>>96520323
It really depends.
I imagine a "generic drow", given ample food, water, and peace will come rather quickly to adore not living in practically hell.
But she'd still think men should submit to their wives.
Anonymous No.96520376
>>96514399 (OP)
Anonymous No.96520566 >>96520576 >>96520633 >>96520691 >>96521236
What a shitty thread. Two samefags spamming their shit and nobody else talking because nobody tolerates them.
Anonymous No.96520576 >>96520631
>>96520566
I'd rather they stay here instead of shitting up other threads where people might chat
Anonymous No.96520596
>>96519969
There are no dilemma. It's not fans, it's GW wrote Eldar chicks as Imperium's waifus. Deal with it
Anonymous No.96520625
>>96518885
Elves are popular for the wrong reasons,
Anonymous No.96520631
>>96520576
That's not how anonymous image boards work.
That's also not how threads having different topics works.
Anonymous No.96520633 >>96520636 >>96520740 >>96520759
>>96520566
I just don't want to turn this place into a personal blog over my own perverse interpretation of elves as a concept.
Have a feeling it'd be really fucking annoying to go on and on about this particular sliver of my own interpretations. Besides they'd be an all-female race and that'd only trigger a bigger negative response.
To crawl back a bit, people should post their elf figures.
Anonymous No.96520636 >>96520642
>>96520633
>all female race
what about trans-elves who identify as male?
>also Mass Effect already did it
Anonymous No.96520642
>>96520636
I never played ME, my computer is a fucking shitty toaster that can barely run Shogun 2.
Anonymous No.96520680
>>96520331
Depends a bit on you how interpret the sources (and which you use). In many cases even normal drow are entirely evil by default as part of their nature, while in other cases they're just indoctrinated and radicalized by their society.
I prefer the latter because it gives more options in play.

Winning over a drowess by giving her non-poisoned food and drink and being nice to her is also cute, but I think it would take a while for her to break a lifetime of conditioning maybe she'll never manage, maybe it's your children that will have that oppertunity
Anonymous No.96520691 >>96520727 >>96521047
>>96520566
Last thread we got some actual discussion, shame it happened when thread was at it's end.
Feel free to suggest a relevant topic yourself.

Speaking of relevant, last thread had anon describe playing elves as a "big picture" kind of people, focusing on the long term in most matters, nurturing and appreciating beauty and so forth.
I have a rather controversial take on this in the form of elves being the living memory of all that won't be, or can't be, written in the books.
They've been to places, seen things. They remember what the land looked like before the town that stands in it's place was built, how the flowers that grew there smelled, and so on.
What if, instead of being an aloof and unreachable immortal to whom short-lived races are inconsequential individually, you embrace each and every moment?
Not like an ADHD-driven fairy, but rather practicing extreme mindfulness and awareness.
You record in your memory all the people you knew, everything they ever said and did, and it is through you they live on as you retell the story of their lives to the next generations.
So instead of distancing yourself from people you try to get to know them, to willingly connect to those that would leave you so that there will be someone to remember them after they're gone.
Would take a certain kind of person, but it feels just as otherworldy to me, albeit for a different reason. Go places, experience things, tell others and enrich their lives with experiences from your own.
Anonymous No.96520708
Elf Sorceress
Anonymous No.96520713
Why do elf wizards make such kino characters?
Anonymous No.96520727 >>96521023
>>96520691
That's wonderful.
And a great thing about 4chan and this usually ill-begotten place. Sometimes there are posts that just stick with you.
Some ages ago, an anon made a post hiring an elf ranger and it should turn into a tour guide. Instead of just guiding them safely through nature, they would constantly be like:
>hey, I know this wonderful tree! We make a little detour
>I know the best resting place with a great view over the whole valley!
>we could cross the river over there, but there is another crossing and the current sounds wonderful there!
An elf should show the world that it can be beautiful.
I guess this could also get annoying
Anonymous No.96520740
>>96520633
This is coming from someone that despises the idea of elves as an all-female race; and someone that saw the post with the animu bimbo attached to it and decided to just ignore whatever the hell it was talking about. Just go for it.
What's the point of 4chan if not to autistically engage with the topic you care about? What's the point of /tg/ if not doing exactly that in the context of traditional games?
I might hate your idea and will probably just ignore it, but it's still better if you are honest and passionate about it. Instead of whatever shitflinging, baiting and coomposting the threads tend to be about.
Anonymous No.96520759
>>96520633
I say the same as the guy above. Your interpretation might not be to everyone's liking but at least autistic shit can be interesting. Spamming the same thing over and over is truly soulless.
Anonymous No.96520852
>>96518885
people post porn in dwarf threads too though
Anonymous No.96521023
>>96520727
>I guess this could also get annoying
That depends on the urgency and importance of the mission, and how open people are to serendipitous loveliness.
If you're not hauling ass to the evil wizard's tower to save the day, this would be THE guide for an adventure sort of session or campaign like you described.
>elf ranger tries to get the party to stop being so tense and serious by relaxing next to some picturesque brook
If we go with the "elves are part-fey and feel emotions more strongly" idea, they would be like that kid at kindergarten that wants to show you a cool frog he found.
Make them act like an excited puppy every time party mentions venturing out into the wilderness, and they're perfect.
Anonymous No.96521028
>>96516609
Make them fall in love with you, but always keep your distance with her so that when you die so quickly, she finally realizes why she was so attached to you, and it's too late now.

>>96516651
I love Warhammer Fantasy. It's 40k who is just too much.
Anonymous No.96521032 >>96521033 >>96524202
There's a pretty significant lack of elf lewds for a porn thread actually
Anonymous No.96521033 >>96521057
>>96521032
>AI slop
Fuck outta here, cogsucker.
Anonymous No.96521035
Anonymous No.96521047
>>96520691
>Speaking of relevant, last thread had anon describe playing elves as a "big picture" kind of people, focusing on the long term in most matters, nurturing and appreciating beauty and so forth.
>I have a rather controversial take on this in the form of elves being the living memory of all that won't be, or can't be, written in the books.
Funny, I know a manga that's pretty much like it. World-wise, it has high elves (who are closer to Tolkien's elves, aka pretty much demigods), and wood elves, and while it starts as a normal adventure isekai slop, it slowly turns into why it sucks to be an elf in a mortal world, because the main guy is, magic-wise, miles above everyone else, but fencing-wise, humans catch up to him in few decades, and he slowly starts to run away from interactions because he starts to meet people when they're kids, he trains them, then has to go, and then he comes back to meet them on their deathbed.

It's an interesting manga and I'm very tempted to try to get the novels, since usually mangas are downgrades on these.
Anonymous No.96521057 >>96521060
>>96521033
But I made the thread
Anonymous No.96521060
>>96521057
I care minus. Clanker bangers get the rope.
Anonymous No.96521079 >>96521091
Which ones do you prefer, Elves as extremely strong but somewhat rare anomalies, or elves as "just" humans with pointy ears and a slightly longer lifespan, but no peculiar or unique talents?
Anonymous No.96521091 >>96521095
>>96521079
>Elves as extremely strong but somewhat rare anomalies
For novels. Or anything not-game related.
>or elves as "just" humans with pointy ears and a slightly longer lifespan, but no peculiar or unique talents?
What the fuck are you on, they should have strengths and unique talents in traditional games to make them (mechanically) fun to play. And that doesn't break anything. Every fantasy race should have that.
Anonymous No.96521095 >>96521101 >>96526061
>>96521091
All races in real life are the same, why should they be different in fantasy?
Anonymous No.96521101 >>96521126
>>96521095
Because fantasy.
Anonymous No.96521126
>>96521101
Oh hey, I have this.
Anonymous No.96521192 >>96521197
Elf bumpkins.
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Anonymous No.96521197 >>96521214 >>96526048
>>96521192
Only classy elves allowed. No elf white trash
Anonymous No.96521201
I kinda wish that manga wasn't so big on the whole "wow Japan is so superior, my own country and culture sucks ass compared to it1111".
The appeal of fantasy is to see other cultures and ways of thinking.
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Anonymous No.96521207 >>96521211
>Warhammer elves are fine with having servants
>but not in front of other races
Arrogant knife-eared pieces of shit.
Anonymous No.96521211 >>96521222
>>96521207
In one of the BL books, the family of Tyrion and Teclis had an old human servant.
But that's stupid and should be ignored.
Anonymous No.96521214
>>96521197
Slop posters can be ignored.
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Anonymous No.96521222 >>96521229 >>96521240
>>96521211
I mean, exceptions exist, but damn. Going by that book, Warhammer High Elves are only slightly less arrogant than Eldars.
And Eldars are the epitome of arrogance.
>"don't touch the stone!"
>"tell me what it does"
>"if you touch it, you will unleash the slave to unreason!"
>"stop speaking in riddles!"
>"NO!!!!!"
>"fine i'll break it"
>"you stupid nigger, you doomed us all! Woe to the arrogance of man!"
Anonymous No.96521229 >>96521234
>>96521222
Sometimes that's an excuse for GW writers to make dumb conflict happen. But there are instances of monkeigh still doing the bad thing despite, or even precisely because they know what would happen. Like that one time Eldar actually were diplomatic about an ancient weapon on a planet, only for that imperial governor to kill the diplomats and take their spirit stones.
Anonymous No.96521234 >>96521269
>>96521229
Oh, I remember that. I read it on 1d4chan before it killed. Doesn't that poor fucker get offered to the dark eldar, and they make his punishment even worse than usual, because, for once, they cared about their brethens being turned into jewels?
Anonymous No.96521236
>>96520566
It's called containment zone.
Anonymous No.96521240 >>96521243
>>96521222
To know how batshit insane racist warhammer elves are:
>en elf guy us shocked to discover another elf got a human pregnant because that's shit from fairy tales
Meanwhile the bigoted dark elf-descended blood cultist mysandrists(DoK) see having kids with humans as something unpleasant that happens.
They're more racist than the fucking blood bitches.
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Anonymous No.96521243 >>96521254 >>96521335
>>96521240
Wait, it's actually possible in Warhammer? I didn't know that.
...so is the offspring viable, or always a miscarriage?
Anonymous No.96521254 >>96521271 >>96521335
>>96521243
The half elf in fantasy has grandkids, so yes they're viable.
Anonymous No.96521269 >>96521271
>>96521234
Yeah, something like that.
Anonymous No.96521271 >>96521339
>>96521254
I see. I haven't seen anything like this in the Warhammer RPG, it's probably either retconned or shoved in a very deep sidebook.

>>96521269
Poor fucker.
Anonymous No.96521335 >>96521339
>>96521243
>>96521254
pretty sure GW was like
>Hm, actually we don't like that anymore so we're retconning it so we don't feel like DnD
it is kind of what happened to the drow in Pathfinder
>yeah, we want to be different from WotC so we retcon'd the existence of 'drow'
Anonymous No.96521339
>>96521271
>>96521335
Only problem with that is, they made it a thing in AoS, which means it's not been retconned.
Anonymous No.96521488 >>96521590
>>96514496
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Anonymous No.96521590
>>96521488
Crazy that an unarmed and naked night elf was able to kill two orcs and a goblin on her own
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Anonymous No.96521616 >>96521634
Anonymous No.96521634
>>96521616
>Check out this wholesome eldar peak design philosophy.
Anonymous No.96521742
Elves civil war.
Anonymous No.96521811
>>96514399 (OP)
Elf tummy.
Elf feet.
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Anonymous No.96521837 >>96521842 >>96521850 >>96521873 >>96521909
I usually like thicc girls, but Pic Related really rustles my Jimmies. Eldar are supposed to be inhumanly thin and wiry.
Anonymous No.96521842
>>96521837
Understandable, she's so thin she's non-existent.
Anonymous No.96521850
>>96521837
Coomer brains work in mysterious ways.
Anonymous No.96521873
>>96521837
Coomer artists just slap pointy ears on the only body type they can draw, call it a day and their audience slurps it up.
Anonymous No.96521874
1/2
Anonymous No.96521879
2/2
Don't ask the full context, it's wild.
Anonymous No.96521909
>>96521837
Bible humpers republicans make women as appalling as possible, as a reflection of their own latent homosexuality.
Anonymous No.96522300
It is my belief that elves should never wear trousers under any circumstance. Thank you that's all.
Anonymous No.96522323 >>96523606 >>96525826 >>96526383
I think elf lolis need a lot of spankings.
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Anonymous No.96522544 >>96522590 >>96522613 >>96522781 >>96522789 >>96522981 >>96524789 >>96526099
Should elves be taller or shorter than humans? And by how much?
Anonymous No.96522590
>>96522544
I prefer taller for more wild/agressive or evil type elves.
Shorter for good, wise or mystical type elves.
Anonymous No.96522594 >>96525734
>>96518905
Then go make some, shorty. Be the change you want to see.
Anonymous No.96522613
>>96522544
There is no "should". Why should there be a "should"?
Smaller elves work if you really want to stress the -DEX, -CON nature of elves, make them sneaky agile fucks that don't want to take hits.
Taller elves work with regal, mystical and noble elves, which doesn't need to be purely lore. If you want your elves to embody grandeur, then make them tall. In a system I'm working on I made them magical warriors, so taller works for me since that can mean standing in the front in heavy armor, wielding big weapons while empowering themselves with spells.
Anonymous No.96522781 >>96522819 >>96522836
>>96522544
I like them to be taller
I don't like D&Ds 'elves are smaller on average'
Anonymous No.96522789 >>96523000 >>96523016 >>96524249
>>96522544
Tall and lithe to the point of being uncanny. Elves should never be "human, but pointy ears".
Anonymous No.96522798 >>96523397
My kind of thread. I like the Dragon Age kind of elves where they're basically rednecks by any other name
Anonymous No.96522819
>>96522781
Eh I always thought elves were shorter than humans, or kind of lanky
Anonymous No.96522836 >>96522846
>>96522781
surface elves running a train on bratty drow girl...
Anonymous No.96522846 >>96526413
>>96522836
revenge for all those elven brothers and sisters sacrificed to the spider bitch
Anonymous No.96522894 >>96522994
>>96515415
>Exodites: This rampant hedonism will be our doom! Flee while you still can!
>Ancient Eldar Chuds: Don't make me tap the sign...
Anonymous No.96522981 >>96522998
>>96522544
Taller. Night elves have the right idea: 7'+ tall.
Anonymous No.96522994 >>96524422
>>96522894
Who made Elves seem like bigger perverts Warhammer 40k with its "We were such degenerates we literally broke time and space and created a God of Debauchery and Excess" or that Japanese artist who draws the elf who very clearly thinks Orcs are going to ravish her?
Anonymous No.96522998
>>96522981
>Night Elves
They're great but they peaked in Warcraft 3.
Anonymous No.96523000
>>96522789
Anonymous No.96523016
>>96522789
If you're feeling cruel you can make them seem like "human, with pointy ears" but then have them outlive all their friends by centuries. Like Raine in Tales of Symphonia.
Anonymous No.96523397 >>96525976
>>96522798
Worst elves.
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Anonymous No.96523606 >>96524789
>>96522323
Didn't that game shut down?
Anonymous No.96523618 >>96523787
Cute Angry Elves are Cute.
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Anonymous No.96523787
>>96523618
I will once again call you a stupid cunt for not posting the full version. The context is what makes the image work.
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Anonymous No.96524202
>>96521032
tropical scuba diving with my wife Pirotess
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Anonymous No.96524249 >>96524276
>>96522789
Yep. I like Elves who have unique appearance, not ugly. Just unique.
Anonymous No.96524276 >>96524809
>>96524249
>human woman with yellow paint
Wow, very unique fanart.
Anonymous No.96524422 >>96524648
>>96522994
The Japanese artist, as usual. In 40k, the degeneracy was the means to ends of having a dying race living in the shadow of their ancestors' folly. In Hentai, the degeneracy is there for degeneracy's sake. Which makes me wonder how many doujin artists there are in Commorragh.
Anonymous No.96524447 >>96524605 >>96525424 >>96526175
I drew an elf!
Anonymous No.96524459
Anonymous No.96524605 >>96525538
>>96524447
That's cool bro.
Anonymous. No.96524648 >>96526024
>>96524422
Commorragh is basically the existential end-point of Urbanite living, being a close pressed city measurable by AU and populated by long-lived gangsters, old money and scrappy underdogs finding meaning by being dicks to each other.
There's definitely a roaring Dojin trade. And a LOT of people have probably died over it.
Anonymous No.96524704 >>96524720
>>96515643
WoW lore is written by manlets so every tall race must job. See nelves, NB, trolls and draenei.
Anonymous No.96524720 >>96524880
>>96524704
Orcs? Tauren?
Anonymous No.96524789
>>96522544
Shorter. The right size to be picked up.

>>96523606
Yes. Like a lot of low-effort Korean mobileslops.
But they're still my guilty pleasures.
Anonymous No.96524809 >>96524827
>>96524276
That's an altmer you retarded spastic, and yes she looks unique. Your picture is the perfect example of "I'm ugly therefore I'm special!".
Anonymous No.96524827 >>96524833 >>96524949 >>96525308
>>96524809
Both are mer, you fucking secondary, and the dunmer pic is actual official concept art that shows characteristic mer-features. While the fanart just shows a conveniently attractive woman with pointy ears.
Anonymous No.96524833 >>96524851 >>96524863 >>96525308
>>96524827
Why are you so triggered by attractiveness? Are you gay?
Anonymous No.96524851
>>96524833
Now that's a disingenuous post.
Anonymous No.96524863
>>96524833
You really got under the shitposter's skin with that one.
Anonymous No.96524880
>>96524720
Tauren history basically consists of them jobbing to centaurs of all things. Back when the centaurs were smelly, Mongol horde stereotypes and not whatever Dragonflight was trying to make them.
Anonymous No.96524949 >>96524979
>>96524827
Aha. Ok, show me a real world woman that looks exactly like the one I posted. With the same facial features and structures. Go ahead jackass.
Anonymous No.96524979
>>96524949
/tg/ : 1.
Woman-hating bible humper: 0.
Anonymous No.96525308 >>96525327
>>96524833
yeah it's noldorfag, the dude has been posting about big, strong High elf men and fantasizing about them pounding his ass for over a decade.

>>96524827
>talking about videogame art
>secondary
fucking what you retard?
you're in /tg/
also this is what mer looked like until about skyrim
you always see the fucking noldor fag post skyrim, never fucking arena, daggerfall, oblivion or even Kirkbride's concept art.
because i imagine either it doesn't support your fucking argument or you haven't played it you fucking casual
>but but but morrowind
the dunmeri people are definitely more angular than before and immediately after, it isn't pushed to the extreme as with skyrim and i personally think it's more in line with the setting's alien landscape
they weren't quite the Klingon Mongolians they are now.
Anonymous No.96525327
>>96525308
Oh. It's HIM.
I remember him now, I made a thread about how elves in Warhammer were cunts (they are badass, especially the white lions, but they're still cunts), and he started moaning and bitching the spamming the entire thread about how elves are the only thing keeping the old world together, while "forgetting" they carry a large part of the blame for fucking it up to begin with.
Anonymous No.96525424 >>96525538
>>96524447
nice!
Anonymous No.96525538
>>96524605
>>96525424
frankly i think more people should draw elves.
Anonymous No.96525734
>>96522594
I'm in a Master's program, I don't have time to learn to draw.
Anonymous No.96525826 >>96525835 >>96525859 >>96525864
>>96522323
Game?
Anonymous No.96525835 >>96525839
>>96525826
none.
Anonymous No.96525839
>>96525835
I meant the name of the game the video was from
Anonymous No.96525859
>>96525826
Darkness Rises.
Anonymous No.96525864 >>96526383
>>96525826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIHH9Z3gjj4

And yes, I did make a lot of spanking pictures with that adorable elf brat.
Anonymous No.96525976 >>96526623 >>96526694
>>96523397
Anon the point is that you're just seeing them in a speck of time where they're at their worst, they still outlive humans by centuries and shit. Imagine them progressing to high elf society and being all smug and shit but a Rip Van Winkle human comes out of his slumber and says "Wait didn't you guys literally live in a swamp?"
Anonymous No.96526024
>>96524648
>Commorragh is basically the existential end-point of Urbanite living
But, unlike in the modern West, Dark Eldar w*men are good-looking and athletic.
Anonymous No.96526029
>>96517967
This is really interesting and I'm definitely going to incorporate it into one or more of my settings
Anonymous No.96526048
>>96521197
Slop is not classy, flesh-traitor.
Anonymous No.96526061 >>96526125
>>96521095
>All races in real life are the same
Nobody's called out the bait?

You can even map the three Elven races from Silm to three tribes of Europe:
Vanyar - pure Nordics.
Noldor - Germanic and Slavic, gifted, but too quarrelsome for their own good
Sindar - Finns, Lithuanians, and other swamp- and forest- dwellers of Eastern Europe.
Anonymous No.96526099 >>96526125
>>96522544
High elves should be tall, thin, and lanky; wood elves should be short, thin, and, well, elfin.
Anonymous No.96526125 >>96526181 >>96526239
>>96526099
Space elves should be small, with wide, child-bearing hips.

>>96526061
I suspect everyone figured what I meant.
Anonymous No.96526175
>>96524447
You captured the signature elven look of contempt for lesser races quite well (the most important part).
Anonymous No.96526180 >>96526214 >>96526217 >>96526289
I really like the aesthetic of the warhammer 40k/fantasy elves and eldar, the problem is I am likely going to be absolute dog shit at painting them and making them look good. Is it pretty easy to strip paint if i need to keep retrying?
Anonymous No.96526181
>>96526125
>I suspect everyone figured what I meant.
That you forgot to dilate?
There's a reason why running events are dominated by blacks and almost all giga-strongmen are Scandinavian or Eastern European.
Anonymous No.96526214
>>96526180
I mean, why do you care so much? You can appreciate the aesthetic without painting them.
And to answer your question, I dunno, but I assume you can just paint over?
Anonymous No.96526217
>>96526180
dude you gotta allow yourself room for learning, you can't be perfect when you're just starting. The aesthetic is made by people who spent years trying to get it right. You gotta get through dogshit to be great.
Anonymous No.96526239 >>96526415
>>96526125
You angered the /pol/tard lmao
Anonymous No.96526289
>>96526180
Asked a friend, he said verbatim "In this case yes, it's fairly easy to restart over and over and not lose quality."
Anonymous No.96526383 >>96526388
>>96522323
>>96525864
elf children are not for beating
Anonymous No.96526388
>>96526383
Lies! Deceipt! Fake news!
Anonymous No.96526413 >>96526609
>>96522846
revenge by making her hyper-fertile though a combination of spells and alchemy and having her birth litters of half elf/drow babies until she has made up the numbers!
Anonymous No.96526415
>>96526239
Weird, all I said was that all races were the same in DnD.
Anonymous No.96526609 >>96526891
>>96526413
By having half Drow they actually breed back into Drow making the total number of Drow increase
And that's actually canon
>You fools, that was my plan all along! Mwahahaha
Anonymous No.96526623 >>96526694
>>96525976
>Anon the point is that you're just seeing them in a speck of time where they're at their worst
Like, all the other elves?
>and shit but a Rip Van Winkle human comes out of his slumber and says "Wait didn't you guys literally live in a swamp?"
I don't see what's supposed to be inspiring, cool and compelling about it.
Anonymous No.96526694 >>96526752
>>96526623
>>96525976
they way elves get treated by humans in DA (excluding Veilguard for obvious reasons)- I can see Kill All Humans as justified
Anonymous No.96526752 >>96526867
>>96526694
And that's why he thinks they are great elves.
Anonymous No.96526867 >>96526890
>>96526752
Because they're retarded annoying assholes?
Anonymous No.96526890 >>96527021
>>96526867
Yes.
Elf-haters will love depictions of Dragon Age (1) and The Witcher elves, written by retarded leftist that of course make elves dumb assholes that deserve it.
Anonymous No.96526891
>>96526609
sounds like the local Eilistreean communities have a lot of adoption to do
Anonymous No.96527021 >>96527031 >>96527052
>>96526890
>leftist
ha, of course the Amerifat has to drag politics into this.
Anonymous No.96527031 >>96527049
>>96527021
Did you miss his essay on how elves are white people?
Anonymous No.96527049
>>96527031
I have a filter that makes me skip shit I don't care about unless it's directly at me. Like a real life adblock.
It's not perfect, but it helps.
Anonymous No.96527052 >>96527058
>>96527021
the elves in those stories are a white man's wet fantasy and literally rape bait
the elf women are only there to get raped by male humans and the resulting offspring is or looks 100% human, which means it contributes to the eradication of elves
>and while the human men think female elves are hot the human women think nothing of elven men? for some reason? which makes zero logical sense? of cxourse, when it is written from a male fantasy perspective, who think beards and husky men who all look the same are hot, which is a bit gay, innit?
there's nothing leftist there
Anonymous No.96527058 >>96527084 >>96527105 >>96527125
>>96527052
Elves are white-coded and seen as privileged (especially original Tolkien elves), so it's okay to be racist against them. It usually just shows how rotten these writers are at their core. Something as noble as elves is used as a beating stick and hate-sink to showcase how "dark and mature" the setting is.
Anonymous No.96527084 >>96527104 >>96527105
>>96527058
>white-coded
Meds. Now.
Anonymous No.96527104 >>96527111
>>96527084
White-coded, aristocratic, privileged with a long lifespan, innate abilities like magic, and with a glorious past and high culture.
And of course it's okay to have something like this raped by "lesser races", write them as arrogant assholes that deserve to be killed and enslaved and in general stop noticing things, whitey.
Anonymous No.96527105
>>96527058
>>96527084
You two need to be married and put in a jar together
Anonymous No.96527111 >>96527123
>>96527104
I said: meds, now.
Anonymous No.96527123 >>96527127
>>96527111
And The Witcher just so happens to be written by a socialist feminist. (But he's an old leftist, so he's more sex-positive than the current generation)
And, oh boy, the Japanese depiction. Blonde magical forest people based on aryan myth? Just so happen to be almost always female victims of sexual and physical abuse, and at best a projection of the asians lust over white women.
Anonymous No.96527125 >>96527133 >>96527141 >>96527145 >>96527212
>>96527058
>white coded
>=okay to be racist against
Americans think white is an ethnicity and act like nobody was ever racist against them
>you know like what the English did to the Irish, what the Romans did to, well most of Europe
>people act like there are no white minorities, bitch, ever heard of the Sami?
>never mind how in America itself, Catholics (who were mostly Irish and Italians) were seen as dirt(y poor) and discriminated against, barely treated better than 'colored people

The closest you get to actually 'white' (read English) elves are the Thalmor, and they treat other elves like shit
elves enslaving other elves is actually fairly realistic, if anything humans should be like
>'But aren't you all elves, shouldn't you get along?'

also actually Warhammer Fantasy and 40k is also pretty good, because it shows how elves view their 'own' as better, even though there's technically no racial difference
>and technically at least in Warhammer Fantasy IIRC 'dark elves' and 'high elves' (and probably wood elves too) all have the same roots before shit happened and Phoenix King stuff and they decided to split
>now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure dark eldar and eldar also were the same race, it's more like different countries than race
Anonymous No.96527127
>>96527123
Meds. Now.
Anonymous No.96527133
>>96527125
Sami - if gypsies came in white color
Anonymous No.96527141 >>96527156 >>96527212
>>96527125
>The closest you get to actually 'white' (read English) elves are the Thalmor
There is nothing particularly English about Thalmor, which aren't even a race.
Anonymous No.96527144
Lmao your cousin in the city elf origin in DAO literally married a human woman at the end.
Anonymous No.96527145 >>96527156 >>96527212
>>96527125
Thalmor aren't a race, they're a faction, moron.
Anonymous No.96527156
>>96527145
>>96527141
>they're not a race
yes, that's the point
Anonymous No.96527212
>>96527145
>>96527141
>>96527125
Thalmor are Militant Gnostics and probably the last Kirberdism in TES. Shame VI will either portray them in a completely one-dimensional way or have them killed off-screen.
Anonymous No.96528336 >>96528362
Next thread should be wholesomest elf thread
Anonymous No.96528362 >>96528369 >>96528395
>>96528336
just call it whoresome elfthread so we can skip right to the porn posting
Anonymous No.96528369 >>96528404
>>96528362
We're not here to whore some elves.
Anonymous No.96528395
>>96528362
THE WHORESOME ELFPOSTER
Anonymous No.96528404
>>96528369
I've seen the pictures on here, stop lying to yourself and admit those threads are nothing but a thinly veiled excuse to post cropped porn
Anonymous No.96528467 >>96528564
Elf girls need a lot of spankings.
Anonymous No.96528564 >>96528606
>>96528467
*ear rubs
Anonymous No.96528606
>>96528564
ew no
Anonymous No.96529080 >>96530909
>>96514788
It's Soviet witch manga. German witch here is dumb jobber
Anonymous No.96530909
>>96529080
Shame, she's cute.