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Anonymous No.96517489 [Report] >>96517541 >>96517629 >>96517825 >>96518806 >>96518949 >>96521172 >>96521202 >>96521528 >>96521542 >>96521768 >>96522569 >>96522765 >>96523466 >>96525360 >>96526188 >>96526904 >>96526948
>le wizards can't wear armor cuz they movement get restricted where the finger can't be moved correctly and words said correctly to cast a spell

>somehow them wearing baggy robes and giant hats doesn't restrict shit

armor restrictions make no fucking sense. even a child can wear a anti stab vest and move in it well or just use it for 1 week at best and get comftrible with it. why is fantasy balance so fucking retarded when it comes to casters?
Anonymous No.96517541 [Report] >>96521734
>>96517489 (OP)
armor is conductive and scatters/saps magical energy because it just does mmkay
Anonymous No.96517549 [Report]
what system and rule are you referring to, OP?
Anonymous No.96517629 [Report] >>96521237 >>96525391
>>96517489 (OP)
Game design trumps lore. Design a good game and then make the lore facilitate it. That is the correct order of operations. It works great in Rifts.
Anonymous No.96517825 [Report] >>96517983 >>96518143 >>96521202 >>96526504
>>96517489 (OP)
Oh boy, another thread where OP has never played anything except D&D and retardedly thinks D&D's retardation is universal to all TTRPGS.
Anonymous No.96517983 [Report]
>>96517825
Yes, you have retardation, anon.
Anonymous No.96518143 [Report]
>>96517825
What's funny is that the kinds of restrictions that OP is talking about are neither universal in D&D, nor impossible to overcome in cases where they exist.

I'd like to think OP is just a troll, but it's possible that he's just retarded. Not sure which is the worse outcome.

Do people still SERIOUSLY care about "balance" or "martials vs casters" in tabletop roleplaying games in the Year of Our Lord two thousand and twenty fucking five?? There are so many different options for these games where the people who care have a solution and the people who don't care also have plenty of options.
Anonymous No.96518806 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
Metal is anti-magic.
Anonymous No.96518949 [Report] >>96518996
>>96517489 (OP)
The only good thing about this post was that it was posted before Charlie Kirk got shot in the face. So there is a chance, however remote, that you are dead right now.
Anonymous No.96518996 [Report] >>96519022 >>96521176 >>96521250
>>96518949
There isn't a good way to learn a man has died. But this is a pretty rough one. Like holy fuck, dude.
Anonymous No.96519022 [Report]
>>96518996
You got a new core memory. You are welcome.
Anonymous No.96521172 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
It's a game balance thing from OD&D so that fighting men didn't get eclipsed by magic-users in all aspects. This was decided when these were the only two classes in the proposed "war game supplement".
>Then they added clerics
Anonymous No.96521176 [Report] >>96521281
>>96518996
First I knew of it was watching the video.
Shit's fucked man.
Anonymous No.96521202 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
>5e us implied
>>96517825
Not even applies to most D&D
Anonymous No.96521237 [Report]
>>96517629
>It works great in Rifts.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Anonymous No.96521250 [Report] >>96521657
>>96518996
>some eceleb ticktocker dies
>big sad
Are you for real anons?
Like who the fuck cares
Anonymous No.96521281 [Report]
>>96521176
Be a man. Watch it again with yakety sax playing in the background.
Anonymous No.96521528 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
First of all, kys for comparing modern armor to medieval armor, second, proper armor restricts movements so you either actively tract fatigue/stamina and allow spell failure to your DnD nogame or you shut up and accept the lazy passive way of doing it for retards like you, aka wizards with no armor.
Anonymous No.96521542 [Report] >>96522483
>>96517489 (OP)
>why is fantasy balance so fucking retarded when it comes to casters?
It isn't, plenty of magical creatures in myths and legends are weak to iron, so it's understandable that iron also affects the magic of casters but babies don't want to watch a knight be tanking spell damage.
Anonymous No.96521657 [Report] >>96521911
>>96521250
I had a bad week and now every news channel is showing pics of this dead guy’s wife and kids and I gotta listen to people in my life talking about this guy deserved it or some shit. I don’t know who he is and I don’t care, I just don’t like being reminded how awful people can be.
Anonymous No.96521728 [Report]
I can see why wizards who use a lot of elemental spells would avoid metal armor. It heats up and conducts electricity, making it easier to hurt yourself if you're casting fireball or lightning. Hardened leather and other non-conductive armors should work, though.
Anonymous No.96521734 [Report]
>>96517541
You joke, but many cultures throughout history believed iron has anti-magic properties.
Anonymous No.96521768 [Report] >>96522489
>>96517489 (OP)
The God of Magic is just a dudebro who thinks armor is for pussies and stops giving you magic if you wear too much of it cause he doesn't hang with prancing lala homomen
Anonymous No.96521911 [Report] >>96521938
>>96521657
This might be the most reddit thing I've ever read on this board
Anonymous No.96521938 [Report] >>96522069
>>96521911
my bad nigger. haha wow that guy got his neck shot out. Isnt that heckin poggers?
Anonymous No.96522069 [Report] >>96522095
>>96521938
That's not even the saddest thing I've heard this week
You are only making such a fuss because he is sorry was an eceleb who you pretties as being aligned with your world views
That's as reddit as those who celebrate based on opposing world views
Anonymous No.96522095 [Report] >>96522133
>>96522069
>That's as reddit as those who celebrate based on opposing world views
so you understand me you’re just being a cunt
Anonymous No.96522133 [Report] >>96522160
>>96522095
I understand you care too much for ecelebs anon
Anonymous No.96522160 [Report]
>>96522133
I don’t care at all about ecelebs I care about people irl prodding me for an answer about how hyped I am some guy got shot. Its distasteful and I’m sick of hearing about it.

saging for off topic I should’ve been doing it before
Anonymous No.96522282 [Report]
At least he died doing what he loved
Anonymous No.96522483 [Report]
>>96521542
dosent mean fantasy has to be 1:1 to our folklore slop where most "Monsters" are just human instincts to the max
Anonymous No.96522489 [Report]
>>96521768
ok i kill the magic of god and become the new one also gods cannot interfitier with my PC cuz I'm an atheist and I belive they're all just gay power hungry pussies
Anonymous No.96522569 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
it's called role protection and game balance you retard
Anonymous No.96522765 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
>I am mad about this version of D&D that came out before I was born
good talk op
Anonymous No.96523466 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
>nooo I can't wear armor
ok what system
>5e
just spend the feat
>nooo but D&D is retared
JUST SPEND THE FEAT YOU DOUBLE ORC
Anonymous No.96523641 [Report]
In some ancient cultures, shamans or polytheistic priests wore a power belt. The most famous of these belts is the Megingjörð, power-belt of Thor.
I allow magic-users to loot and craft magical belts which act as armor.
Anonymous No.96524975 [Report]
Meanwhile in good games, anyone can wear whatever the fuck they want, and it only has a drawback if they specifically choose one (or more) in exchange for discounted resource investment.
Anonymous No.96525360 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
baggy robes are a must have for the Minor Image rap videos
Anonymous No.96525391 [Report] >>96532035
>>96517629
>It works great in Rifts.
Literally nothing about Rifts works great. Or even works for that matter.
Anonymous No.96526188 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
I use them at every Power Level.
Anonymous No.96526504 [Report] >>96529809 >>96530936
>>96517825
OP's headcanon isn't even true in D&D. Arcane spell failure isn't how the wizard can't wiggle their fingers properly because his pants are too stiff. Magic just doesn't flow properly for reasons(tm) and people like OP jump at the lowest IQ interpretation possible.
Anonymous No.96526904 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
Metal isn't magically conductive unless enchanted, but enchantments lock items to a single spell effect configuration so if you wear armor you're stack casting a single spell until you take it off. There you go.

Same excuse also now functions to give martials more relevance because their armor is naturally somewhat anti-magic.
Anonymous No.96526948 [Report]
>>96517489 (OP)
>the default wizard is not a specialized combatant and is not trained to move or fight in armor, as represented by the generic class archetype
>one can use a feat or take a specialized subclass that shows that this particular character is a trained melee combatant and can handle armor

KYS OP
Anonymous No.96529809 [Report] >>96532245
>>96526504
Why wouldn't you at least read the book before saying this stupid shit?
Anonymous No.96530936 [Report]
>>96526504
ANSWER ME IMMEDIATELY.
Anonymous No.96532035 [Report]
>>96525391
The cover works like a dream. I managed to shut that book very easily.
Anonymous No.96532245 [Report]
>>96529809
Rule zero.