Thread 96579898

Since everyone in this hobby is either a weeaboo, a furry, or a transvestite from Transylvania. who are the Fuck Marry Kill in your table top gaming experience?
Be it online or in real life.

This isn't a thread to talk about tabletop games. It's a thread designed to devolve into off-topic /pol/posting.

>>96579898 (OP)
The transvestites have always been marry tier when it comes to roleplaying, maybe because they're all about playing a role
Furries in the kill tier because the only problem player in these groups has been a furry. No hate in general, I like my catgirls too

>>96579898 (OP)
You mean characters, or players, or...?

>>96579905
This thread was made to find out which group was the worst. especially since everybody in this crab bucket of a hobby falls in one of these three categories.
I have next no experience finding players online, and I would like to know who to kick immediately if I ever run a game online.
At this point all three groups are so bad that I'm willing to risk playing with filthy brownies and dirty normies.

>>96579956
Don't worry, you ought to play the background and sit back down.

what of grognards?

>>96580002
If they have anything from Harmony gold they're weeaboos,

If they have anything related to albedo there are furries.

>>96580002
Grogs as opposed to just oldfags get euthanized on sight

>>96579981
Certainly right after you sit back down and play under a rock.

>>96579898 (OP)
Didn't we JUST have a thread like this? Why do people want to splinter our already-fractured community even more?
Personally I'm okay with anyone as long as they're not a total chode. If a person is cool, welcome aboard.

>>96579898 (OP)
>Since everyone in this hobby is either a weeaboo, a furry, or a transvestite from Transylvania.
I've met one tranny in this hobby and it was during some pickup game I joined while I was interstate for work. They were the worst player I've ever met - he stank, he tried to force his shitty character into everything even when she wasn't present ("here's what my character would be thinking if they were there"), he kept checking his phone and making performative exclamations obviously intended to bait us into asking about whatever personal drama he was going through, and at one point he blew his nose on his fingers and wiped it on his character sheet. That was when the GM kindly asked him to fuck off because he didn't want to catch whatever virus the cunt was obviously infected with and pass it onto his kids. Tranny then went and curled up in the corner of the community hall until what looked like his father arrived to drive him home, despite the dude being obviously an adult and living in a city with perfectly good public transport connections. Worst player I've ever met and frankly the most viscerally disgusting person I've had the displeasure of speaking too.

Never met a furry in the hobby unless you count girls who like to be leashed in the bedroom. I guess they're all just keeping it under wraps which is fine by me.

Weaboos are alright.

>>96580127
I must have missed it then. How was it?

>>96579898 (OP)
>fuck
MAID rpg
>marry
BESM 2E
>kill
Rifts

>>96580042
I don't think there's anything a weeaboo could hate more than an ancient dead boomer english dubbing company that actively stifles anime releases.

My entire group is trannies who I would not do any of those to

Funnily enough they're all in long term, committed relationships and are looking into marriage and I'm the incel chud who has to pretend to be normal

My table has a cute, passing trans girl I would absolutely marry. Sadly she doesn't like me back.

>>96579898 (OP)
Fuck tranny group. They're good at short games but they always fall apart in the long term.
Marry furry group. Surprisingly the closest thing to a normal group, has the all rounder, the combat guy who shines during fights, the detailed roleplayer paying close attention to everything and accurately guessing at plot threads, and the social/puzzle player who's not great at combat but knocks everything else out of the park. Trick is finding furries who are just autistic enough for tabletop but not TOO autistic.
Kill mixed furry/weeb group. Worst game I ever got into. Annoying gimmick character with grating voice (furry), edgelord (weeb), person who was completely disinterested and had to be shoved into the spotlight to even engage (furry), pervert constantly making jokes about their character's futa peenus weenus (weeb), and funny joke character that eventually had to become the most serious member of the party because no one else wanted to engage with the story. Last one was the only player worth salvaging, now in the furry group.

>>96579898 (OP)
Fuck: furry, since my brother is one
Marry: weeb, since I am one
Kill: transvestite, since I've never met one

>>96579898 (OP)
Fuck 5E, good for a bit of fun, but not where I want to end up.
Marry FitD, consistently the system that I enjoy GMing the most.
Kill Shadowrun

>>96582457
Why are there so many degenerates in this hobby?

>>96582768
HRT went through this community like crack in black neighborhoods. The tranny group used to just be my normal group of trekkie bros and then one by one they turned into t-girls until I was the only guy left.

>>96582857
What a hellish outcome, what predisposes people in this community to transition or believe they’re the opposite gender in the first place I don’t get it

>>96582857
sad days

>>96582868
No fucking clue, but pretending to be a dog on the internet seemed to render me immune to the estrogen scourge. I'm not immune to being a degenerate, I just know when to keep it in my pants and not force it upon everyone else in my group.

>>96579898 (OP)
I did marry my DM.
I do not want to fuck any of them.
We kick out the obnoxious ones so no need to kill.

>>96579898 (OP)
I'll bait, just because your premise is so absurd:
Group One consists of Guy #1, Guy #2, Guy #3 and Guy #4. They are as average as a handful of guys in early 30s can be. There is no real distinction here. We are playing since June, and I still mix up their names, because that's how interchangeable they are as players.
Group Two is a Fat Chick, a Manlet, a Grognard and a Guy. I like the manlet the most, because he's punctual and yet chill. The rest is just "people I play with". The grog is much older than the rest and the only person that not only knows, but played more than 10 games, so I talk with him about systems when we wait for others, but he's a so-so player (he flares up when we are playing horrors, thou). I have no idea how the Guy is named, I don't even think he announced himself when he arrived last November
I wouldn't marry, fuck or kill any of those people. Most of them just exists when it comes to my gaming groups in the first place.

>>96579898 (OP)
I will present you with a fuck marry kill scenario
One group doesn't do what the other two do
Group one: Reads and understands the rulebook
Group two: Engages with the game; roleplays their characters well and to your tastes
Group three: Shows up consistently, has zero schedule conflicts