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Anonymous No.96582666 >>96582695 >>96582696 >>96582702 >>96582706 >>96582717 >>96582736 >>96582786 >>96583050 >>96583450 >>96583451 >>96583684
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>Previous Thread:
>>96580065

>thread question:
Do you have any hobby techniques, tips and/or tricks to share with the thread?
Anonymous No.96582688
>target locked
Anonymous No.96582695 >>96583057
>>96582666 (OP)
>TQ
I don't really have any cool hobby hacks but I made this quick guide for desert bases some time ago since a couple anons were interested
Anonymous No.96582696
>>96582666 (OP)
>TQ
Use AP acrylic washes?
Try mixing an equal part of speedpaint medium if you do.
Here's it in action over a Tallarn Proxy mini: https://youtu.be/ktB6bgwpyOc?t=488
Anonymous No.96582702
>>96582666 (OP)
>TQ
Buy a vortex mixer for shaking paints, especially metallics and washes that keep drying glossy
You can use varnish to fill gaps prior to painting
Anonymous No.96582706
>>96582666 (OP)
>Satan SoB
Anonymous No.96582717 >>96583475
>>96582666 (OP)
does anyone have that one old screencap of an joke on tg where an Ork is in a gutter, Stephen King Style and tries to lure a commissar
the joke goes with something like "green space marine, what chapter?", and the ork replies "I from no Chapter, I from table'o'content
Anonymous No.96582736
>>96582666 (OP)
Why doesnโ€™t anyone play Orks? Iโ€™ve heard that most people like playing against them
Anonymous No.96582740 >>96582752 >>96582754 >>96582759 >>96582760 >>96582765 >>96582784
Talk me out of starting a tyranid army.
Anonymous No.96582752
>>96582740
Do you have friends into warhammer already?
Anonymous No.96582754
>>96582740
na go for it, can still find plenty of cheap nids from levi on ebay. it'll get harder and harder to find them this cheap as time goes on so 100% do it.
Anonymous No.96582759
>>96582740
You should start a tyranid army
Anonymous No.96582760
>>96582740
Okay.
Maybe wait a while and instead start an Imperial Guard Army using Wargames Atlantic's The Damned to basically make a traitor guard army. They're probably the most fun enemy army for Imperium fanboys to fight.
Anonymous No.96582765 >>96582788
>>96582740
did you finishe your current army anon?
Anonymous No.96582783 >>96582795 >>96582810
>See 'Ork novel'
>Flick through it
>Almost every time I stop, its about Imperials
Was my impression accurate?
Anonymous No.96582784 >>96582790 >>96582825 >>96583711
>>96582740
Are you a woman?
Anonymous No.96582786 >>96582799
>>96582666 (OP)
If you want metal to look really rough and rusty:
>get some super cheap natural camel hair brushes (literally a few cents per brush)
>stipple tamiya putty onto the armor surface
>dries quickly and looks perfect every time with no skill needed
>additionally apply 50/50 water/typhus corrosion to the areas you want to look worst BEFORE priming the model
Anonymous No.96582788
>>96582765
Zamn you're gonna swing below the belt like that? I know he asked for it but jeez
Anonymous No.96582790
>>96582784
Women love the heckin buggos and their little snoots and dog penis guns
Anonymous No.96582795 >>96582806
>>96582783
Definitely, this was Mike Brooksโ€™ first ork book, and GW was pants shitting scared that people may not like the orks, so they shoved the imperials/chaos into 75% of it as a safe option. Warboss and Big Dakka is far more balanced on the ork side because Brutal Kunninโ€™ was praised for its ork representation.
Anonymous No.96582799
>>96582786
You can also do this with milliput mixed with water and it works great
Anonymous No.96582806 >>96582846 >>96582865 >>96582889
>>96582795
You kinda need the ork books to be partially based on imperial perspectives but nobody can sit through 700 pages of ork speak and
>hrmmm scratches big green belly and crinkles toes staring at the boot he put on the wrong foot
Anonymous No.96582810 >>96582873
>>96582783
it usually alternate between Ork pov, an Iron Warrior and Zaepha, an tech priestess. Its still alright and its funny to see the Mechanicus having trouble anticipating the ork actions and having some of their plan blow back to them
I found Warboss & Da big dakka better, but keep in mind that they also mix viewpoints, Warboss has some Astra militarum POV, including a poor officer who becomes a Blood Axes prisonner. Da Big Dakka alternate between Uftakh, Snaggi & a Dark Eldar Archon. Her chapters are still pretty fun, especially the one where she gets ragebait during an interrogation.
Overall, the best ork book so far to me has been Gazkhull prophet of the Wagh, I even liked the inquisition chapter. Started out the Grotsnik audiobook, but don't have much opinion on it
Anonymous No.96582825 >>96582856 >>96582930 >>96582986
>>96582784
Women who collect nids are just zoophiles but they don't admit it.
Anonymous No.96582842 >>96582866 >>96582884 >>96583014
What is the typical color for the lenses of White Scars? I've seen red, yellow and blue, and also green for the red helmet ones.
Which one do you think looks best?
Anonymous No.96582846
>>96582806
>700 pages
Thankfully 40k novels rarely make even half that length.
Anonymous No.96582856 >>96582935
>>96582825
I thought women didn't 40k
Anonymous No.96582861
This thread has been fortified by chaos
Anonymous No.96582865
>>96582806
I wouldn't go full 24/7 punctuation if I wrote 'skins, everyone knows what they're supposed to sound like by now

>I suppose them humies think we're going to charge right into their guns? They've got another thing coming if they think we're THAT thick.
You can hear it even without it being spelt all wanky, but BL writers too often seem to think they HAVE to do it like
>I shpose dem humiez fink we're gunna charge righ' inner dey're gunz? Deys got anuvver fing comin if dey fink we'sh ZHAT thick.
Anonymous No.96582866
>>96582842
Can't go wrong with red.
Anonymous No.96582873
>>96582810
Iโ€™d say the prisoner from the Warboss is also still pretty centered around orks anyway. heโ€™s around them half the time, and heโ€™s constantly giving his perspective on them that is different from the standard โ€œwhat crude beasts destroying everything!โ€ talk that most of the non-ork perspectives fall into. Warboss also still has a lot of stuff from Snaggi as well.
I finished Grotsnik recently, and it was kind of a drag if iโ€™m going to be honest. There was an unholy lot of exposition from Grotsnik, and a lot of the fight scenes had characters chatting in between actions should be done in less than a second.
Though it did have some good parts. In particular I really liked the introduction of Valtun and his fellow Beast Snaggas. On their squigs staring at the poison lake immediately gave my mind an image of cowboys looking over a canyon which tickled my brain in a good way. The epilogue was also pretty cool.
Anonymous No.96582878 >>96582885 >>96582887 >>96582895
Are there any cues you think 40k should take from GW's other wargames? Crunch, fluff, release format, models, etc.
Anonymous No.96582881 >>96582890 >>96582904 >>96582950 >>96582970 >>96583004 >>96583598 >>96583604 >>96583679 >>96583770 >>96584348
Anyone doing some hobbying tonight? What are you working on?
Anonymous No.96582884
>>96582842
Green is usually a good contrasting lens colour to go with red helmets, and vice versa.
If you're ever trying to figure out what a colour to add to make things pop a bit more you can always check out the different colour wheels
Anonymous No.96582885
>>96582878
It should take the cue from any other given game to balance their fucking releases some and ease up on the redundant space marines
Anonymous No.96582887
>>96582878
Making all the rules available online for free
They should have crossed that rubicon during Covid
Anonymous No.96582889 >>96582899 >>96582905
>>96582806
Ork-speak is easily circumvented by having them speak more or less normally to each other aside from the occasional nod to keep the reader on the level with things like " We've got a plan to get around the 'umies and give 'em a proper krumpin" or "come 'ere, Da Boss wants to see you". But when heard by a non-Ork character all they hear is the gutteral Ork language that sounds like grunts and throut-bellows. If I were to write Ork dialogue, I would have the bigger/smarter ones sounding more 'normal' than the ones at the base of the hierarchy.
Anonymous No.96582890
>>96582881
I'm still stuck in hospital, but I'm gonna try and find some of my old tau to work on when I get home for the list I made while I was here.
Anonymous No.96582895 >>96582906 >>96582907 >>96582923 >>96582955
>>96582878
Alternating activation in order of Initiative stat. I honestly can't think of a reason why it isn't a direct improvement to the game.
Anonymous No.96582897
SMchads 40$ a good deal for an assembled and painted (imp fists) ballistus dreadnought? i found one at a lgs about 45 mins from my home. i plan on repainting it ultramarine blue if that matters at all .....
Anonymous No.96582899 >>96582905
>>96582889
Yeah this is the best way to do it I'd say
IIRC they do this sometimes with skaven in Fantasy books to spare the reader from enduring pages of the most annoying shit possible
Anonymous No.96582904
>>96582881
ill probably start repainting my knight. i switched his colour scheme from white gold with blue primer to black gold with black primer. it should take too long since big models feel alot easier to paint

Only downside is I get back home at 1:30am so it'll be a while yet
Anonymous No.96582905
>>96582899
>>96582889
Skaven and Ork spoken words should have speech quirks, inner monologue shouldn't
Anonymous No.96582906
>>96582895
>Alternating activation
I think alternating activation is just an ace GW is holding up their sleeve for emergency purposes if the game needs a sudden boost in popularity.
Anonymous No.96582907
>>96582895
>Initiative stat
What's that? Some kind of pastry?
Anonymous No.96582923
>>96582895
After playing SW legion GW would have to do some funny balancing to deal with such high variance of unitcount in different armies so you just do end up having high activation armies trouncing people.
Anonymous No.96582930 >>96582982 >>96582986 >>96583013
>>96582825
>Could women prefer the simplicity of painting nids(white base +pink&purple)
>Could women prefer having silly animals over huge dudebros
>Could women prefer being hungry over arguing lore
>No, it must be a sex thing
Anonymous No.96582935
>>96582856
Women collect and paint, but if she's playing 40k she isn't a she.
Anonymous No.96582950 >>96583027
>>96582881
I'm still working on some TOW stuff, my chicken robots should get here on tuesday though. I think I'll do one right off the bat, I'm curious how it will look painted my way.
Anonymous No.96582955 >>96582974 >>96583016 >>96583016
>>96582895
>Alternating activation in order of Initiative stat. I honestly can't think of a reason why it isn't a direct improvement to the game.
Because it forces you to activate your highest initiative units first, which you might not want to do..
Thereby removing much of the point of having alternating activations in the first place.

You'd also have to give vehicles initiative like infantry..
And treating a land raider like it's a box-shaped squad of space marines is one of the gayest and stupidest things GW ever did.
Maybe even top 20.
Anonymous No.96582970
>>96582881
Awakening a Dynasty, building an Empire.
Anonymous No.96582974
>>96582955
A vehicle has a driver don't it?
Anonymous No.96582982 >>96582986
>>96582930
Women are sex pests. They are way more degenerate than men on average as well.
Anonymous No.96582983
whoever said last thread that grimdark minis are a meme and cannot look good outside black backgrounds, absolute bs
Anonymous No.96582986 >>96582993 >>96583024
>>96582930
>>96582825
>>96582982
>No women can't experience sexual feelings only men can do that!!!
Anonymous No.96582990 >>96583001 >>96583705
Does anyone know what weapons the Maccrage's Honor carries, and how big she is? I can't find many details for her specs.
Anonymous No.96582992
What is the Warhammerยฎ: The Horus Heresyยฎ: Campaigns of the Age of Darknessโ„ข: The Siege of Cthonia of Warhammer 40,000?
Anonymous No.96582993 >>96582996
>>96582986
Are you really unable to comprehend those posts?
Anonymous No.96582996 >>96583019 >>96583025 >>96583064
>>96582993
It sounds like you are very angry at women finding tyrranids attractive over you.
Anonymous No.96583001
>>96582990
It's a big battleship with an accordingly big complement and its armament is accordingly big.
Anonymous No.96583004 >>96583010 >>96583011
>>96582881
I took a long break and am back to trying to finish this.
Anonymous No.96583010 >>96583028
>>96583004
He looks like he's slipping.
Anonymous No.96583011
>>96583004
I cant get over the golden toes, someone at GW is Hella sus
That aside, looks great so far man!
Anonymous No.96583013
>>96582930
>>Could women prefer having silly animals over huge dudebros
>>Could women prefer being hungry over arguing lore
It's usually this in my experience with female nid fans, yeah.
Anonymous No.96583014
>>96582842
I think blue looks great on them to pop them from the red trim. I think doing them red makes them look like the same material as the Aquila and trim which is weird. Yellow works alright but I think the cool tone gives better contrast
Anonymous No.96583016 >>96583059
>>96582955
>>96582955
>Because it forces you to activate your highest initiative units first, which you might not want to do.
Yeah, that's where the "strategy" and "tactics" part of a strategy & tactics wargame comes in. I would take notes from games where low-IN units move first and attack last.
>You'd also have to give vehicles initiative like infantry.
Yes?
>And treating a land raider like it's a box-shaped squad of space marines
I get where GW were coming from by having everything follow the same statlines and dumping armor values in order to " " " streamline" " " the game, but I would just make it so that Vehicles have a minimum weapon Str requirement to be able to do damage based on the armor they have, except for things like going for broke and rolling back-to-back 6's on a Tank Shock. Maybe even instead of just a stack of Wounds, they have Damage Points, and a table you roll on to see how much damage and what kind of effect your hit had on the vehicle, that would go a long way to distinguish vehicles from just being a block of infantry you can't re-shape. Much to consider. Looking into this.
Anonymous No.96583018 >>96583034 >>96583046 >>96583067 >>96583086 >>96583226 >>96583857
What do Death Guard ruled planets look like? Like how do they function, how much (if any) society is there? What does daily life look like?
Anonymous No.96583019
>>96582996
"He can steal my genes anytime."
Anonymous No.96583024 >>96583039
>>96582986
>women are sex pests
>women can't experience sexual feelings!
Ya blow in from stupid town? Or are you intentionally illiterate?
Anonymous No.96583025
>>96582996
Thanks for confirming you're actually a retard.
Anonymous No.96583027 >>96583065
>>96582950
>some TOW stuff
Hopefully some new stuff and not one of the ancient kits so the build process isn't a nightmare
Anonymous No.96583028
>>96583010
He's over a 1000 years old,. Seniors are more prone to falling.
Anonymous No.96583034
>>96583018
Imagine a public restroom in desperate need of cleaning and now imagine that being the whole world.
Anonymous No.96583039 >>96583054
>>96583024
Sounds like you calling women sex pests for experiencing sexual feelings. Do you not understand greentext? Do I need to format it as basedjack post.
Anonymous No.96583046
>>96583018
>What do Death Guard ruled planets look like?
Like shit. Endless swamps of diarrhea and diseased mushroom forests and rot trees
>Like how do they function, how much (if any) society is there?
They most likely don't have much of population if any considering the air pure AIDS and hepatitis. If any society exists it's worse than any Imperium planet where your sole job is to probably be a shit maggot farmer that you farm so you can supply it to the warband who conquered the planet. (Ultimately nothing has changed, you're a slave but with a different master)
>What does daily life look like?
India but worse.
Anonymous No.96583048
>galaxy is currently ruled by a guy named Rob
>he delegated half of it to another guy
>his name is Lou
Anonymous No.96583050
>>96582666 (OP)
>TQ
A simple scheme that you enjoy is better than a fancy scheme that you don't.
Anonymous No.96583054 >>96583058
>>96583039
>shifting goalposts
>making up shit to try pin something on as a gotcha
You argue like a woman.
Anonymous No.96583057
>>96582695
Saved
Anonymous No.96583058
>>96583054
Probably because I want to fuck tyranids
Anonymous No.96583059 >>96583072
>>96583016
>Yeah, that's where the "strategy" and "tactics" part of a strategy & tactics wargame comes in.
SIGNIFICANTLY less tactics and strategy if the game makes your decisions for you.

>Yes?
Cringe

>I get where GW were coming from
pic related
Anonymous No.96583064 >>96583068 >>96583081
>>96582996
Aliens won't fuck you for whiteknighting for them.
Anonymous No.96583065 >>96583104
>>96583027
Tomb Guard, I think it's a fairly recent kit by WFB standards? Assembly has been pretty smooth. I did have some trouble with Ushabti though since they're metal and I've never pinned anything before
Anonymous No.96583067
>>96583018
I read Lords of Silence at some point and if I recall correctly its just giant plague gardens being tended 24/7 by both daemons and plague marines, dont think there was much mention of civies though
Anonymous No.96583068
>>96583064
They might
Anonymous No.96583072 >>96583083
>>96583059
Oh I see, you don't actually have a point you're trying to make, pardon me for making that mistake. Perhaps a more ordered game with fewer variables to get in the way of your theory-crafting like Checkers is more your speed.
Anonymous No.96583081 >>96583137
>>96583064
They will after I get isekaied into 40k, and under my leadership the GSC I am a part of cripples a guard regiment, two space marine chapters and destroys another chapter permanently. The my skill will be recongnized by the star angels and a Tyranid Dominatrix will have sex with me
Anonymous No.96583083
>>96583072
Ah, the old "act like he said the exact opposite" strategy.
Very popular among the terminally retarded.
Anonymous No.96583086
>>96583018
You'd only need to crack open any DG codex to get like 1-2 pages of fluff about that specific point
Anonymous No.96583089 >>96583117 >>96583118 >>96583130 >>96583863
is $40 a good discount for a used dreadnought ?
Anonymous No.96583100 >>96583123 >>96583169
You don't know how happy I am to finally have a squad of these guys. Really pricey but worth it, atleast to me. For being from 1990 I think the sculpt is pretty sweet.
Anonymous No.96583104 >>96583169
>>96583065
Metals are a pain. Tomb guard shouldn't be too rough. Are you gonna drybrush your skellies or layer them? I've done both and it's pretty satisfying either way
Anonymous No.96583117
>>96583089
Brainrot pic
Anonymous No.96583118
>>96583089
Yeah that's not bad. See if you can get the bits off him too, they've easy to twist the arms off and magnetise if you don't like the option on them currently
Anonymous No.96583123
>>96583100
Bros hat is almost as tall as him, he's so funny
Anonymous No.96583130
>>96583089
I could fix her but I don't want to
Anonymous No.96583137 >>96583145
>>96583081
They are the size of a knight my man
Anonymous No.96583145
>>96583137
Anonymous No.96583152
new tau when?
Anonymous No.96583158 >>96583172 >>96583173 >>96583183 >>96583187 >>96583189 >>96583195 >>96583198 >>96583200 >>96583210 >>96583235 >>96583416
>when you basically stop doing your hobby for yourself and actually painting armies, because you get hundreds of updoots for this every time

Sick of this guy's shit, can't get away from it.
Anonymous No.96583169 >>96583185 >>96583193
>>96583100
Damn, very cool. Are these legit or recasts? I wouldn't mind getting a couple for display.
>>96583104
Drybrush, wash and then some layering, I'm pretty happy with them so far >>96580470. I'll definitely be doing only drybrushing on regular skellies when I eventually get to them.
Anonymous No.96583172
>>96583158
Anonymous No.96583173 >>96583189
>>96583158
The cherry on top is how its painted so fucking well too
Anonymous No.96583177
>>96582670
It's likely if Fulgrim had landed on Chogoris he'd have looked like more Asian anyway, the Primarchs seemed to naturally transform to match their surroundings.

Also there's zero evidence of Ceogorath's involvement, it's just some weird fanfic.
Anonymous No.96583183 >>96583186 >>96583191
>>96583158
>not doing a bear ogryn
WASTED
also just block his posts. works everytime, and it doesnโ€™t block the general group.
Anonymous No.96583185 >>96583250
>>96583169
Looking tidy as always. Wild to see the thread most famous for greytiders complaining about not batch painting
Anonymous No.96583186
>>96583183
But then how would he save screenshots to botpost on 40kg and scrape for (you)s?
Anonymous No.96583187
>>96583158
Gay stuff but no palestine paintjob.
Anonymous No.96583189
>>96583158
>virtue signaller is just an attention whore
many such cases. Anyway just block him, nobody is forcing you to look at this cringe shit
>>96583173
Yeah this guy is pretty damn good, I was using his KDM mini as inspiration for mine some time ago
Anonymous No.96583191
>>96583183
Isn't there a wolf guy that's bear themed that he could have done? I guess he didn't want to be too divisive
Anonymous No.96583193 >>96583250
>>96583169
They seem legit. They were covered in ancient glue and paint.
Be ready to spend a bit if you want legit ones. They go for about 50 bucks each on ebay. I got them for cheaper though.
Anonymous No.96583195
>>96583158
>Taking personal issues to 4chan
How embarrassing
>Are you defending pride flags
No he should kill himself you should too.
Anonymous No.96583198
>>96583158
Makes me think about how people in the middle east push gays off of rooftops.
Anonymous No.96583200 >>96583205
>>96583158
>because you get hundreds of updoots for this every time
Kinda funny how you're doing the exact same thing by reposting this shit for (You)s
Anonymous No.96583205 >>96583253
>>96583200
Yeah virtue signalers tend to be attention whores. What you think virtue signaling is only something the left does?
Anonymous No.96583210 >>96583223
>>96583158
He should have done that bear arch knight from AoS
Fits the theme and he even has a beard
Anonymous No.96583221 >>96584149
Got some cool dudes
Anonymous No.96583223 >>96583346
>>96583210
They didn't because nobody cares about AoS. Also AoS is already a pozzed as fuck setting, so painting some faggot models for that wouldn't net them the engagement they'd want.
Anonymous No.96583226
>>96583018
One of the Dark Imperium books has a section of civilians living miserable lives on a quite recently infested Nurgle world yet they think it's been that way forever.
Anonymous No.96583235
>>96583158
That's a good paint scheme and well executed too. I wouldn't be able to tell it's some pride flag without the post.
Anonymous No.96583249 >>96583271 >>96583401 >>96583423 >>96583435
I just hate elves
I have no other politics
Anonymous No.96583250
>>96583193
>$50
Damn, that's pretty steep for 1 dude. He looks really damn cool though
>>96583185
Thanks anon. I always tend to gravitate towards this clean style, no use fighting against it at this point I think.
>thread most famous for greytiders
I haven't been in /wfg/ for a good while, I didn't even know that.
Anonymous No.96583252 >>96584067
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
Anonymous No.96583253 >>96583261 >>96583264 >>96583274 >>96583280
>>96583205
>When they do it it's vapid attention whoring
>When we do it its our heartfelt expressions of fighting the good fight against a failing society
Anonymous No.96583261
>>96583253
No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
Anonymous No.96583264 >>96583286
>>96583253
Who's "we" exactly? Putting any kind of politics into your painting is obnoxious as fuck no matter what side you're on
Anonymous No.96583271
>>96583249
Even when you're horny?
Anonymous No.96583274 >>96583286
>>96583253
Retard
Anonymous No.96583280 >>96583286
>>96583253
>we
Who's "we"? You speaking french?
I don't like this garbage either. Both faggot shit and nazi shit or any contemporary IRL politics or intentionally politics bait, does not belong in 40k.
Anybody who does it just an attention seeking faggot.
Anonymous No.96583286 >>96583306
>>96583274
>>96583264
>>96583280
>there are people here who don't understand greentexts when not used to literally quote somebody
Do you guys need it formatted into a soijack meme?
Anonymous No.96583304 >>96583344
>>there are people here who don't understand greentexts when not used to literally quote somebody
>Do you guys need it formatted into a soijack meme?
Anonymous No.96583306 >>96583319
>>96583286
>attention seeking politics faggot is the xeno zoophile as well
Predictable with your kind.
Anonymous No.96583319 >>96583352
>>96583306
>I'm a retarded baby who hasn't used this site before today
Anonymous No.96583342 >>96583344
>>I'm a retarded baby who hasn't used this site before today
Anonymous No.96583344 >>96583363
>>96583342
>>96583304
Why do you have basedjack memes on your PC?
Anonymous No.96583346 >>96583406
>>96583223
And 40k isn't!? Class war is a constant in 40k and people always point to shit like Krieg being a satire of post WW2 naziscare Germany in need of redemption. No one has ever claimed AoS is political satire because it's so distant so anything can happen there
Anonymous No.96583351
>Why do you have basedjack memes on your PC?
Anonymous No.96583352 >>96583358
>>96583319
Why are you even talking to that subhuman tourist?
Anonymous No.96583358
>>96583352
Yeah good point I supposed
Anonymous No.96583363
>>96583344
erm, the term is soijak
Anonymous No.96583365 >>96583400
Couldn't find the pdf for the Emps Children Codex in the OP, any anon got it by chance? I just want to look at the pretty pictures and read up the lore inside it
Anonymous No.96583400 >>96583410 >>96583421
>>96583365
I know what you are.

https://gofile.io/d/Hnxeyd
Anonymous No.96583401
>>96583249
But why
Anonymous No.96583406 >>96583454 >>96583473 >>96583548 >>96583577
>>96583346
Usual "eveything is political" subjects don't want to touch AoS because it's openly pro-colonialism with pure good guy forces of US freeing THEM from their defineitly evil customs and religions.
It's not 40k where the good guys are shit so you can claim all the good things are actually bad and Marx was right
Anonymous No.96583410
>>96583400
he looks like a soijak
Anonymous No.96583416 >>96583462
>>96583158
Guys, can someone tell me if I accidentally painted my dudes in lgbtq+ colors?
Anonymous No.96583421
>>96583400
You magnificent bastard
dark prince's blessings upon ye
Anonymous No.96583423
>>96583249
Sensible opinion. I subscribe to that
Anonymous No.96583435
>>96583249
What about chaos rats?
Anonymous No.96583450
>>96582666 (OP)
>Sister of Battle Edition
Hell yeah
Anonymous No.96583451
>>96582666 (OP)
anyone have the short meme in video form where they say something like "I am not a god, said the golden god man", in reference to the emperor

it used to be so easy to just google it, but going through several search engines and qualifiers with no results

thanks
Anonymous No.96583454
>>96583406
To be honest Sigmar and a lot of his rulers are benevolent while the average 40k hiveworld does make Skavenblight look like a utopia. The Imperium is unjustifiable and self serving no matter how much you spin it while Sigmar is just plain good fighting plain evil (Chaos, Death, Destruction, foreigners sometomes) with no need to force moral greyness to get a onions audience because that wouldn't really work in the setting. AoS' appeal has always been the model lineup and not the actual lore behind them even if there are some creative ideas there.
Anonymous No.96583462
>>96583416
Who cares looks good
Anonymous No.96583473 >>96583490
>>96583406
It's pretty funny how the whole political nature of 40k has become a new culturewar battleground, meanwhile the more 'inclusive' AoS has the crusading colonialists as the ontologically good forces of literal order.
Anonymous No.96583475 >>96583515 >>96583546 >>96583638
>>96582717
nevermind, got it
Anonymous No.96583490
>>96583473
They have trans (or something) members so it's ok.
Anonymous No.96583492 >>96583537 >>96583556
>another price hike in October
Starting to pray for TC to go plastic and expand, cause GW is doing everything in their power to chase me away
Anonymous No.96583515
>>96583475
Anonymous No.96583517 >>96583558
Anonymous No.96583537
>>96583492
It's not that bad actually. Lists were already sent to retailers and it's mostly rounding up to even numbers. Like if something was 67$ it's gonna be 70$
Anonymous No.96583546
>>96583475
>2012
Take me fucking back I hate this world now I hate it I hate it I hate it aaaAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.96583548
>>96583406
it's not completely black and white in AoS. The tension between Sigmar's settlers and the indigenous "reclaimed" peoples is one of the pronounced themes of the setting.
Anonymous No.96583556
>>96583492
Kinda bored with my wolves atm, I might get back into TC after I finished the boxset desu
Anonymous No.96583558 >>96583570 >>96583572 >>96583648 >>96583706
>>96583517
>commended for GD
if somebody posted this exact model and paintjob today people would be like "pretty decent paintjob! Armor looks a bit flat though"
Anonymous No.96583570 >>96583601
>>96583558
I don't think it looks flat at all but i get what you mean, painting has really come a long way.
Banner still looks fantastic though
Anonymous No.96583572 >>96583648
>>96583558
Because it's true, take is as a sign the world is improving AT LEAST in one small regard.
Anonymous No.96583577 >>96583631 >>96583637
>>96583406
I don't know what group I hate more, the "everything's political" group or the "why do you care Warhammer has always been a parody/satire" group.
I just want to enjoy playing and painting my toy soldiers
Anonymous No.96583590
Anonymous No.96583598 >>96583605
>>96582881
Workin on my Destroyer Tank Hunter for the collage. Pretty much done with base coats, gonna apply mud to the treads and start doing the washes tonight.
Anonymous No.96583601
>>96583570
isnt that banner just one of those cutout ones from a WD release
Anonymous No.96583604
>>96582881
Fixing my airbrush so I can prime and basecoat.
Anonymous No.96583605
>>96583598
Happy with how the gunner turned out.
Anonymous No.96583631 >>96583662
>>96583577
I just hate.
Anonymous No.96583637 >>96583662
>>96583577
>I just want to enjoy playing and painting my toy soldiers
I hate this group the most. They're all cowards.
Anonymous No.96583638
>>96583475
it's at times like these that I remember how few images of people smiling I have in my folders
Anonymous No.96583643
>TQ
Don't obsess over mistakes. Fix it up as best as you can, then move on to the next mini. An imperfect mini is better than an unpainted one.
A wet palette is better for keeping your paints wet during a painting session that between sessions, imo.
Stop buying GW's paints if you have access to literally any other brand like Vallejo, AK etc.
Anonymous No.96583648 >>96583664
>>96583558
>>96583572
Comparing GD winners from the 80's and 90's to now is honestly absurd, like holy shit these entries are stunning now.
Anonymous No.96583654 >>96583657 >>96583674
How's GW trying to get into the eastern market if they are?
You think maybe some manga adaptations of BL novels would help?
Anonymous No.96583657 >>96583666
>>96583654
By opening stores in Eastern Cities.
Anonymous No.96583662
>>96583637
Go be addicted to politics somewhere else.

>>96583631
I could get behind that.
Anonymous No.96583664 >>96583671
>>96583648
Compare with this, which won Gold for Single Miniature in 1988.
Anonymous No.96583666
>>96583657
Didn't we have a guy a few threads ago from Pakistan not understand why people weren't just stealing all the boxes of Mini's off the wall at a GW.
Anonymous No.96583671
>>96583664
Oh neat he's still painting.
https://thegoldendemoncompendium.com/artist?id=84673925
Anonymous No.96583674 >>96583677 >>96583681 >>96583695 >>96583725 >>96583906
>>96583654
>You think maybe some manga adaptations of BL novels would help?
What BL books would make for good mangas?
Anonymous No.96583677
>>96583674
Commissar Cain as a harem protagonist.
Anonymous No.96583679 >>96584050 >>96584327
>>96582881
Just working on my black sangweiner.
Anonymous No.96583681
>>96583674
Ciaphas Cain. Trite answer, I know but it can easily be packaged as big three volume bundles that you just pick up and read.
Anonymous No.96583684
>>96582666 (OP)
>Do you have any hobby techniques, tips and/or tricks to share with the thread?
I wash my hands before and after painting, idk why
Anonymous No.96583695
>>96583674
Mephiston went super saiyan in one of his books so probably that one, and as a bonus you'd also be getting the Mexican market at the same time.
Anonymous No.96583705
>>96582990
There are plenty of rules for battle barge in her class from BFG so just use those.
Anonymous No.96583706 >>96583729
>>96583558
Remember a few months ago when an anon posted the literal Golden Demon '25 winner model with "Just finished this up today" right as the article came out, and a couple of other anons replied with "Looks pretty good but you should work on improving x/y/z." ?
Anonymous No.96583711
>>96582784
hehe bike cuck
Anonymous No.96583712 >>96583763
I can't decide on a paint scheme for my marines
Anonymous No.96583716
What's a good panzer grey from the AK line of paints? I got tanks to paint.
>t. guardfag
Anonymous No.96583722 >>96583760 >>96583765 >>96583766
>found one of my older bits boxes
>inside is a bunch of OOP firstborn BA bits
I forgot how cool the old BA tac stuff was. Gonna include some of this in my secret santa gift
Anonymous No.96583725
>>96583674
Cain without question. Cain has a lot of internal emotions that would be communicated well with a manga artstyle, like picrel. He can say one thing but show another and it naturally evokes well the comedy from everyone hero worshipping him while he shits his pants.

Even marines saw him as a hero.
Anonymous No.96583729
>>96583706
It wasn't very good.
Anonymous No.96583760
>>96583722
Just sell it to some BA player if you don't need them.
Anonymous No.96583763
>>96583712
Decide on two schemes then flip a coin
if you're still indecisive go for the scheme that didn't win the coin toss
Anonymous No.96583765 >>96583800 >>96583840
>>96583722
A recaster might be able to use them to make casts off of.
Anonymous No.96583766 >>96583775
>>96583722
how do you go from this to "just paint them in black for death company lmao"
Anonymous No.96583770
>>96582881
I primed my collage entry Sorcerer after letting it sit on my table untouched for 2 weeks, and then realized I forgot to texture the base so I'm waiting for that to dry now.
Anonymous No.96583775
>>96583766
I think the main contributing factor is GW not having the production capacity to meet demand for their products. Death Company drew the short straw on getting produced as a distinct product.
Anonymous No.96583791 >>96583796 >>96583799 >>96583805 >>96583851
thanks to the deldar ritual poster i kinda like the faction now. how are they in tabletop? meme or actually decent ?
Anonymous No.96583796 >>96583882
>>96583791
Same as they've ever been: glass cannon edgelords
Anonymous No.96583799 >>96583882
>>96583791
Absolute shit
Anonymous No.96583800 >>96583824
>>96583765
Thats a good idea. Idk how to get in contact with one though.
Anonymous No.96583805 >>96583882
>>96583791
practically dead
Anonymous No.96583824
>>96583800
Become the recaster you want to see in the world, or better yet, get access to a 3d scanner. Public commercial shops like Makerspace are likely to be able to do it.
Anonymous No.96583840
>>96583765
recasters already have those
they don't make them because only primaris sell
Anonymous No.96583851 >>96583882
>>96583791
Index was so fucking bad they rushed out one of the codex detachments early as a hotfix. Probably one of the hardest armies in the game to play well, requiring positioning to be perfect or you just get shot off the board
Anonymous No.96583857 >>96583875 >>96583884 >>96583901 >>96584002
>>96583018
Buy or nah?
Anonymous No.96583863 >>96583875
>>96583089
Anonymous No.96583873 >>96583879 >>96583883
Death Guard Green Spray is apparently not a primer. So should I prime it with Chaos Black (or another primer) first and then spray again with the Death Guard Green?
Anonymous No.96583875
>>96583863
>>96583857
Fuck off slopcunt
Anonymous No.96583879
>>96583873
technically it isn't, practically it is
Anonymous No.96583882 >>96583889 >>96583892 >>96583898
>>96583796
>>96583799
>>96583805
>>96583851
>amazing art
>sickdark lore
>actual unapologetic evil xenos
>is shit in the actual game

why is GW like this ? do they want people to just not play xenos ? or is it on purpose to give imperium allied armies (except mechanicus lmao) ez wins over the ""bad guys"" ?
Anonymous No.96583883
>>96583873
Chaos black isn't a primer either, none of the GW sprays are. I still just use GW sprays as undercoats and never had trouble
Anonymous No.96583884 >>96583901
>>96583857
Nyo

I'm only interested in gooner animu shit for larger statues.
Yes I know it's slop
Anonymous No.96583889
>>96583882
look on the bright side at least you aren't stuck in the limbo of before where you got nothing for decades
Anonymous No.96583892
>>96583882
DE playstyle is just immensely unforgiving, you hit hard but your army is T3 1W infantry and T8 fliers and so it dies fast. Its very much not an army for beginners
Anonymous No.96583898
>>96583882
Pft, admech and sisters of battle have the exact problems that Deldar have, the game has changed substantially and their units haven't.
Anonymous No.96583901
>>96583857
>>96583884
>>>/tg/slop
Anonymous No.96583906
>>96583674
Either of the necron novels
Anonymous No.96583907 >>96583911 >>96583919 >>96583958 >>96584248
>Still no new Vostroyan kits
Anonymous No.96583908
what would it be like to have a secret sister of battle gf as a guardsman?
Anonymous No.96583910 >>96584014
>found my old P3 paint
>its still good
Shame they went out of business.
Anonymous No.96583911 >>96583924
>>96583907
Have you heard of these things called 3D printing, recasters, and third party sellers?
Anonymous No.96583919
>>96583907
I stopped playing my vostroyans and valhallans after the recent eastern europe conflict started.
Anonymous No.96583924 >>96583928 >>96584154
>>96583911
>3d printing
Always looks shit, especially for small models.
>recasters
Always a risk but is great when you find a good one.
>3rd party sellers
Worse than firearm sellers. "I know what I got".
Anonymous No.96583928 >>96583933
>>96583924
>Always looks shit, especially for small models.
Maybe you or the people you parley with are bad at it?
Anonymous No.96583931 >>96583947 >>96583952 >>96583957 >>96583974 >>96583977 >>96583979 >>96583988 >>96583993 >>96584020
>Join Discord group for faction
>Reply to people, try to talk to people
>Get ignored
>User with a set of roles like a North Korean general's chest of medals speaks
>Multiple responses
How do you talk in 40K discords when you're not part of the clique
Anonymous No.96583933 >>96584007
>>96583928
Maybe not?
Anonymous No.96583947 >>96583956
>>96583931
>discord
spotted the tranny
Anonymous No.96583952 >>96583977
>>96583931
If you have well painted models, post it with your comment/question.

The Blood Angels discord is notorious for cliquey dickbag behavior. Thousand Sons one is good. The main 40k disco is decent just because of how much traffic it has. Too big for cliques, everyone gets drowned out.
Anonymous No.96583956
>>96583947
A lot of them are, honestly. You even get people flirting with them despite never having seen them, which is even more disgusting
Anonymous No.96583957
>>96583931
You should ignore discord.
Anonymous No.96583958 >>96583963
>>96583907
Guards for trannies anyways go join the space marines
Anonymous No.96583963
>>96583958
>Go join the TRANShumans
No thanks
Anonymous No.96583967 >>96583975
>injured my shoulder doing curls
>can't hold a model or brush without unbearable pain
yeah haha didn't want to paint this weekend anyway
Anonymous No.96583974
>>96583931
>Joining public discord servers ever
What is wrong with you?
Anonymous No.96583975
>>96583967
Anonymous No.96583977 >>96583995
>>96583931
>>96583952
What kind of cliques could there even be in a fucking blood angels discord
Anonymous No.96583979
>>96583931
If a discord server isn't exclusively populated by friends that you already know, and friends of those friends, it's a shithole and should be avoided on all counts.
Anonymous No.96583988
>>96583931
I joined a couple faction discord servers after the sharty hack and honestly they were all pretty boring
Anonymous No.96583993
>>96583931
>he didnโ€™t lurk for a while first
ngmi
Anonymous No.96583995
>>96583977
The bloods and the crips.
Anonymous No.96584002
>>96583857
Fuck off slop poster.
Anonymous No.96584007 >>96584082
>>96583933
You definitely are lmao
Anonymous No.96584014 >>96584022
>>96583910
p3 is still in business
Anonymous No.96584020 >>96584045
>>96583931
I joined the Harlequin discord and had no problems. If you are asking for advice you will generally get a lot of know it alls responding. If you are just posting an army list with no context that usually gets zero replies because its like... what are you looking for?
Anonymous No.96584022
>>96584014
They reformulated the paints though, anyone here tried the new ones?
Anonymous No.96584041 >>96584081
primarchs (all of them) are phylactery for the emperor and the golden throne is a fridge to keep him on ice until the right number of them are confirmed dead but don't let james workslop know I told you 10 years too early

they will begin bringing this into lore slowly with the reveal that 1000 psyker sacrifice never had any impact and was all just bullshit religious rhetoric

from that will come a series of marvel-esque events with primarchs returning and dying before the next phase of 40k starts with big E returning in some (limited) capacity
Anonymous No.96584045 >>96584216
>>96584020
>you will generally get a lot of know it alls responding
Yeah this is pretty damn common it seems. I saw at least a couple really average painters being smartasses towards people that were a lot better than them
Anonymous No.96584050
>>96583679
Looks like a big black sangweiner.
Anonymous No.96584060 >>96584076 >>96584368
Which femprimarch would you? For me, its Lion'el
Anonymous No.96584064 >>96584075 >>96584076 >>96584368 >>96584379
Forgot pic of female primarchs
Anonymous No.96584067 >>96584072 >>96584397
>>96583252
Tell me about Dark Eldar. Have they ever really done anything?
Anonymous No.96584072
>>96584067
Yeah they do things there are many of them.
Anonymous No.96584075
>>96584064
cringe
Anonymous No.96584076 >>96584085
>>96584060
>>96584064
dunno, ask /lgbt/
Anonymous No.96584081
>>96584041
the emperor returning would be an end times level event, they won't do it unless 40k sales drop off a cliff for years.

fortunately the emperor is dead and has been for a long time so we have nothing to worry about.
Anonymous No.96584082 >>96584095
>>96584007
K. I'll keep believing that 3d printed models look like shit.
Anonymous No.96584085 >>96584090 >>96584107
>>96584076
>sees women
>thinks of gays
The homo here is (You).
Anonymous No.96584090
>>96584085
Its not gay to embrace the dick
Anonymous No.96584094 >>96584108
Anonymous No.96584095 >>96584112
>>96584082
you can keep believing falsities if you want
Anonymous No.96584106
>TQ
putting a layer of gloss varnish onto a base before applying cracking paints like agrellan earth will produce MUCH larger crack tiles when it dries. i do not know why this is.
Anonymous No.96584107 >>96584133
>>96584085
>I'm not gay, I just want to daydream about mtf primarchs!
Anonymous No.96584108
>>96584094
Anonymous No.96584112 >>96584143
>>96584095
I dont think it's false. I think you're retarded.
Anonymous No.96584133
>>96584107
There you go again, thinking about dingalings
Anonymous No.96584143 >>96584191
>>96584112
Look at how the mental midget projects when confronted on his false notions
Anonymous No.96584149
>>96583221
Where you get them from?
Anonymous No.96584154 >>96584196
>>96583924
Did you just exit a portal from 2013?
Anonymous No.96584191
>>96584143
(You)
Anonymous No.96584196 >>96584244
>>96584154
Im happy to be proven wrong. If you know a 3d printing bits seller that makes bits as good as casted plastic i'll legit be happy.
Anonymous No.96584201 >>96584211
Anonymous No.96584211 >>96584235 >>96584251
>>96584201
why cant gw model iron warriors like this
Anonymous No.96584216
>>96584045
Now it alls are good though, I mean its (you)s and they have advice even if some of it is off you can get decent info through consensus and numbers.

and if someone is wrong someone else smarter might correct them.
Anonymous No.96584223
>Eeny, meeny, miny, moe! I wonder where my seed will go...
Anonymous No.96584233
2nd generation genestealer hybrids milking smug Imperials dry.
Anonymous No.96584235
>>96584211
>the dream of every Iron Warrior is to be modeled like an Iron Hand
Anonymous No.96584244 >>96584255 >>96584257
>>96584196
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/perestroykan-silencer-squad
Do any of these float your boat?
There are also recasters that specialise in old pewter models, but you'll have to find those on your own.
Anonymous No.96584248
>>96583907
Just run Les Grognards
Anonymous No.96584251
>>96584211
Why would they model iron warriors with no pants on, that makes no sense.
Anonymous No.96584255 >>96584262 >>96584267 >>96584285
>>96584244
This is the image from the link you posted. I'll be honest anon I dont think this looks very good.
Anonymous No.96584257
>>96584244
>AU
disgusting
Anonymous No.96584262 >>96584274
>>96584255
>hurr I think this blown out photo of unpainted resin looks bad
Anonymous No.96584267
>>96584255
That's understandable, everyone has different printers, if I was home id be able to look at renders and get a better idea what I could do on my own printer.
But yeah a lot of the time prints can be improved a great deal of people aren't super lazy and actually dial in their settings.
Anonymous No.96584274
>>96584262
(You)
Anonymous No.96584285 >>96584298
>>96584255
If you think thatโ€™s bad you would shit out of your cock when you see how the unpainted metals would look like
Anonymous No.96584295 >>96584301 >>96584303 >>96584308
I donโ€™t like the gothic aesthetic of the setting.
It tries too hard and insists upon itself.
Anonymous No.96584298
>>96584285
Thats probably why most people don't buy them
Anonymous No.96584301
>>96584295
I'm sorry that happened to you anon.
Anonymous No.96584303
>>96584295
>of the setting
It's just the Imperium
Anonymous No.96584308 >>96584321
>>96584295
What do you mean it insists upon it's self? The only part that sucks is 40k terrain kits.
Anonymous No.96584321 >>96584392
>>96584308
Insists upon itself is an ironically pretentious way of calling something pretentious
Anonymous No.96584327
>>96583679
Kinda messy
Anonymous No.96584348 >>96584362
>>96582881
Collage piece all finished up
Anonymous No.96584354 >>96584360
Posts have degenerated, I'm posting one of the first objective markers I ever made.
A DAOT relic defended by the priests of Mars
Anonymous No.96584360
>>96584354
Actually cool
Anonymous No.96584362
>>96584348
Legitimately great anon. Nice work
Anonymous No.96584368
>>96584060
>>96584064
Femperturabo my waif
Anonymous No.96584379
>>96584064
fem angron of course
Anonymous No.96584382
>get motivation to paint models
>fractured elbow won't let me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.96584392
>>96584321
>40k
>pretentious
It's a toy game
Anonymous No.96584397
>>96584067
Yeah, they get up to silly hijinks like stealing suns for power sources and making deals to save planets from invasion only to take all their firstborn children every few years or rebuilding the golden throne but just using it as an excuse to take emperor DNA samples or stealing a primarch and putting him on ice for a few thousand years or coming to save the Eldar from destruction but only because watching them turn their honored dead into clumsy war puppets is really funny to them
Anonymous No.96584404
>terminator lords
>sorcerer
>bikes
>hellbrute
>raptors (fuck you those Killteam wannabes are ugly as hell and Iโ€™m not accepting them)
Is there anything else csm needs to get refreshed