Thread 96679993

This card reminded me of these scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWej2dVwtqE&t=276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3aanSaDCnI&t=99

Unrelated but that is really bad art. Not only does it look like shit, but it's also missing the point, the meaning of the name of the card.

>>96680420
But it's the heckin office bro!

>>96679993 (OP)
>Hands of Fate was 12 years ago
>This was the last half-decent thing they've made
>Dorkness Rising is legally adult

>>96679993 (OP)
this is shameless
how can any self-respecting person support this trash?

>>96679993 (OP)
maybe this really is slop for pigs

>>96680420
Because it's AI slop

>>96680420
right, that's the spot to draw the line. that makes sense.

>>96681511
You don't. Really you should have dropped the game years ago like I did.

>>96681511
they can't, but "self respecting person" and "MTG player" haven't had overlap in about 15 years. all the players who had the ability to stop mindlessly consuming left a long damn time ago.

>>96681511
It's just a secret lair, what's to support or not support?

>>96679993 (OP)
... why would you post the inferior extended cut, when there is the regular cut?
Hands of Fate is probably the only movie in existence where regular cut is vastly superior to "director's vision". You gain 25 minutes of nothing of value or meaning, and not a single second of interesting or important stuff, turning an already middling and preachy movie into unwatchable mess.

>>96682185
For quite a while, ZOE is hunting down uploads of the regular cut, so good luck with watching the superior version when you can see it with completely pointless Lodge and Joana subplot

>>96679993 (OP)
https://scryfall.com/card/ecl/222/emptiness

>>96681511
People should have stop supporting after this

>>96688283
the founding fathers made america just to have s*x with their slaves

>>96688283
>Still mad
>Still giving them free marketing

Can you feel it?

>>96679993 (OP)
Is it supposed to be this guy?

>>96690425
Yes.

>>96679993 (OP)
>i am a pig and i eat slop

>>96679993 (OP)
Can't wait for the Big Bang Theory Block Commander PreCons in 26.
Already looking for what I can take from that set and add to my Seinfeld Cube. I think [Young Sheldon, Genius Scorned]'s ability to give all your Creatures could really help out my [Niles Crane, Prodigal Son Returned] concept I've been kicking around...

>>96688464
The founding fathers were men.

>>96690398
why?

>>96691550
I feel like Fraiser is too high brow for MtG.

>>96680420
>he thinks the paypig cattle care about the mechanic, flavor, meaning, or utility of the card
Dude, magic isn't a game it's a product to consume now, only losers play it as a game

I eagerly await Universes Beyond: Duel Masters.
May Bombazar claim another game's life.

>>96702959
I heard about a lot of fans of the different series they're collabing with who never heard of MtG before learning about the game for the first time because of these collab cards.

>>96679993 (OP)
those are normal size beets and he's only a few inches tall.

>>96679993 (OP)
>>96690425
Hey it’s fishboy from House of 1000 Corpses!

>>96690425
literally yes

>>96705381
Why

>>96705620
green line go up

>>96705620
It's the only profitable thing Hasbro has left and everything else they have is losing them money.

>>96679993 (OP)
You are a pig. Pigs eat slop.

>>96703249
Funny. I've heard the exact opposite and that these only appeal to people who are already installed fans of both sides. I wonder whose pointless anecdotal experience is right?

>>96701905
Show the people who own the rights to Frasier the potential money generated from retards chasing that special surge foil serialized alternate anime art full border Eddie token. Those brows'll be pretty high for sure.

>>96680420
It's ugly and jank, but at least it doesn't appear to be a tie-in to something

>>96705381
Ahahahahhaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ3OPifyQZ8

>>96713526
I'm not watching your shitty /pol/ video

>>96713526
oh, hey
worse boxxy is still around. that's surprising
last time I saw shoe she was eating from dogbowls while preggory's was holding a leash tied to her neck
what an arc

>>96710566
>at least it doesn't appear to be a tie-in to something

>>96688283
I fully quit after this, though I was already pretty checked out after they added planeswalkers and I realized how much they fucked the core balance with non-basic lands and mixed type permanents

>>96688464
The founding fathers didn't "just fuck their slaves". They pretty much all had real wives and businesses. Fucking slaves was just masturbation

>>96705620
basedface.jpg

>>96705620
It's slop, for the pigs. Pigs eat slop.

>>96679993 (OP)
remember when a year was a main set in a new world + two expansions?

>>96715333
Reminder: EDH players are the pigs.

>>96721713
And the core set to reset the balance, don't forget it.

>>96721713
Frieren collab when?

>>96679993 (OP)
well those videos were awful

>>96679993 (OP)
what does that giant turnip have to do with
>And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more

>>96679993 (OP)
>>96705381
The office crossover in magic? But... What? Why? Is there a significant overlap in the audiences of office and magic? I genuinely don't understand.

>>96727007
MtG has been doing crossovers with everything now to expand their customer base.

>>96703249
I saw this in person, in a hipster game store in a town I was only visiting, some university students came in and were asking how they can learn to play Magic because they already ordered a lot the Spiderman set but never played mtg. The conversation that followed with the store employee was the most depressing summation of current MTG as she tried to sell them on Commander nights first and foremost, then the "Mad Max" set, the "Redwall" set, the "Cowboys" set etc.

>>96727242
oh yes i forgot he pointed at some Secret Lair thing like "why is that so expensive" and she's like it's reprints of some really powerful cards but there's only 6 in there and they were like "oh wow, sounds cool"
i promise you i'm not making this up

>>96727154
not a single normie gives a fuck about their brand in a expensive cardboard

>>96679993 (OP)
I feel like 50% of this board is just people crying about MTG. Should rename the board to /mtg/ 40k and PNP fags and go elsewhere

>>96728644
It's not for normies, it's for the obsessive collector fans.
It was a monumental success for the Final Fantasy set, because FF has a huge base of the exact type of autists with money and a desperate need for validation.
I can't see it turning out nearly so well with any other property they have lined up except Star Trek.

>>96688283
Remember if you want to make someone defending this go into 404 ask him why he hates Latin representation.
Bring Vigo back

>>96688283
Yep.

>>96679993 (OP)
I am running this printing in my coomander deck.

>>96680420
He's using a spear to farm, innit?