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Anonymous No.96679993 >>96681204 >>96681511 >>96681552 >>96682185 >>96688203 >>96690425 >>96690528 >>96691550 >>96703754 >>96705181 >>96706835 >>96721713 >>96726072 >>96726105 >>96727007 >>96728822 >>96733815
This card reminded me of these scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWej2dVwtqE&t=276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3aanSaDCnI&t=99
Anonymous No.96680420 >>96680725 >>96681580 >>96681590 >>96702959 >>96710566 >>96737544
Unrelated but that is really bad art. Not only does it look like shit, but it's also missing the point, the meaning of the name of the card.
Anonymous No.96680725
>>96680420
But it's the heckin office bro!
Anonymous No.96681204
>>96679993 (OP)
>Hands of Fate was 12 years ago
>This was the last half-decent thing they've made
>Dorkness Rising is legally adult
Anonymous No.96681511 >>96681608 >>96681613 >>96681633 >>96688283
>>96679993 (OP)
this is shameless
how can any self-respecting person support this trash?
Anonymous No.96681552
>>96679993 (OP)
maybe this really is slop for pigs
Anonymous No.96681580
>>96680420
Because it's AI slop
Anonymous No.96681590
>>96680420
right, that's the spot to draw the line. that makes sense.
Anonymous No.96681608
>>96681511
You don't. Really you should have dropped the game years ago like I did.
Anonymous No.96681613
>>96681511
they can't, but "self respecting person" and "MTG player" haven't had overlap in about 15 years. all the players who had the ability to stop mindlessly consuming left a long damn time ago.
Anonymous No.96681633
>>96681511
It's just a secret lair, what's to support or not support?
Anonymous No.96682185 >>96684533
>>96679993 (OP)
... why would you post the inferior extended cut, when there is the regular cut?
Hands of Fate is probably the only movie in existence where regular cut is vastly superior to "director's vision". You gain 25 minutes of nothing of value or meaning, and not a single second of interesting or important stuff, turning an already middling and preachy movie into unwatchable mess.
Anonymous No.96684533
>>96682185
For quite a while, ZOE is hunting down uploads of the regular cut, so good luck with watching the superior version when you can see it with completely pointless Lodge and Joana subplot
Anonymous No.96688203
>>96679993 (OP)
https://scryfall.com/card/ecl/222/emptiness
Anonymous No.96688283 >>96688464 >>96688713 >>96714000 >>96730856 >>96731088
>>96681511
People should have stop supporting after this
Anonymous No.96688464 >>96691676 >>96714000 >>96731094
>>96688283
the founding fathers made america just to have s*x with their slaves
Anonymous No.96688713
>>96688283
>Still mad
>Still giving them free marketing
Anonymous No.96690398 >>96698800
Can you feel it?
Anonymous No.96690425 >>96690471 >>96705181 >>96705381
>>96679993 (OP)
Is it supposed to be this guy?
Anonymous No.96690471
>>96690425
Yes.
Anonymous No.96690528
>>96679993 (OP)
>i am a pig and i eat slop
Anonymous No.96691550 >>96701905
>>96679993 (OP)
Can't wait for the Big Bang Theory Block Commander PreCons in 26.
Already looking for what I can take from that set and add to my Seinfeld Cube. I think [Young Sheldon, Genius Scorned]'s ability to give all your Creatures could really help out my [Niles Crane, Prodigal Son Returned] concept I've been kicking around...
Anonymous No.96691676
>>96688464
The founding fathers were men.
Anonymous No.96698800
>>96690398
why?
Anonymous No.96701905 >>96707718
>>96691550
I feel like Fraiser is too high brow for MtG.
Anonymous No.96702959 >>96703249
>>96680420
>he thinks the paypig cattle care about the mechanic, flavor, meaning, or utility of the card
Dude, magic isn't a game it's a product to consume now, only losers play it as a game
Anonymous No.96703077
I eagerly await Universes Beyond: Duel Masters.
May Bombazar claim another game's life.
Anonymous No.96703249 >>96707718 >>96727242
>>96702959
I heard about a lot of fans of the different series they're collabing with who never heard of MtG before learning about the game for the first time because of these collab cards.
Anonymous No.96703754
>>96679993 (OP)
those are normal size beets and he's only a few inches tall.
Anonymous No.96705181
>>96679993 (OP)
>>96690425
Hey it’s fishboy from House of 1000 Corpses!
Anonymous No.96705381 >>96705620 >>96713526 >>96727007
>>96690425
literally yes
Anonymous No.96705620 >>96705716 >>96705998 >>96714006 >>96715333
>>96705381
Why
Anonymous No.96705716
>>96705620
green line go up
Anonymous No.96705998
>>96705620
It's the only profitable thing Hasbro has left and everything else they have is losing them money.
Anonymous No.96706835
>>96679993 (OP)
You are a pig. Pigs eat slop.
Anonymous No.96707718
>>96703249
Funny. I've heard the exact opposite and that these only appeal to people who are already installed fans of both sides. I wonder whose pointless anecdotal experience is right?

>>96701905
Show the people who own the rights to Frasier the potential money generated from retards chasing that special surge foil serialized alternate anime art full border Eddie token. Those brows'll be pretty high for sure.
Anonymous No.96710566 >>96713996
>>96680420
It's ugly and jank, but at least it doesn't appear to be a tie-in to something
Anonymous No.96713526 >>96713531 >>96713542
>>96705381
Ahahahahhaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ3OPifyQZ8
Anonymous No.96713531
>>96713526
I'm not watching your shitty /pol/ video
Anonymous No.96713542
>>96713526
oh, hey
worse boxxy is still around. that's surprising
last time I saw shoe she was eating from dogbowls while preggory's was holding a leash tied to her neck
what an arc
Anonymous No.96713996
>>96710566
>at least it doesn't appear to be a tie-in to something
Anonymous No.96714000
>>96688283
I fully quit after this, though I was already pretty checked out after they added planeswalkers and I realized how much they fucked the core balance with non-basic lands and mixed type permanents

>>96688464
The founding fathers didn't "just fuck their slaves". They pretty much all had real wives and businesses. Fucking slaves was just masturbation
Anonymous No.96714006
>>96705620
basedface.jpg
Anonymous No.96715333 >>96721747
>>96705620
It's slop, for the pigs. Pigs eat slop.
Anonymous No.96721713 >>96722261 >>96725276
>>96679993 (OP)
remember when a year was a main set in a new world + two expansions?
Anonymous No.96721747
>>96715333
Reminder: EDH players are the pigs.
Anonymous No.96722261
>>96721713
And the core set to reset the balance, don't forget it.
Anonymous No.96725276
>>96721713
Frieren collab when?
Anonymous No.96726072
>>96679993 (OP)
well those videos were awful
Anonymous No.96726105
>>96679993 (OP)
what does that giant turnip have to do with
>And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more
Anonymous No.96727007 >>96727154
>>96679993 (OP)
>>96705381
The office crossover in magic? But... What? Why? Is there a significant overlap in the audiences of office and magic? I genuinely don't understand.
Anonymous No.96727154 >>96728644
>>96727007
MtG has been doing crossovers with everything now to expand their customer base.
Anonymous No.96727242 >>96727265
>>96703249
I saw this in person, in a hipster game store in a town I was only visiting, some university students came in and were asking how they can learn to play Magic because they already ordered a lot the Spiderman set but never played mtg. The conversation that followed with the store employee was the most depressing summation of current MTG as she tried to sell them on Commander nights first and foremost, then the "Mad Max" set, the "Redwall" set, the "Cowboys" set etc.
Anonymous No.96727265
>>96727242
oh yes i forgot he pointed at some Secret Lair thing like "why is that so expensive" and she's like it's reprints of some really powerful cards but there's only 6 in there and they were like "oh wow, sounds cool"
i promise you i'm not making this up
Anonymous No.96728644 >>96729512
>>96727154
not a single normie gives a fuck about their brand in a expensive cardboard
Anonymous No.96728822
>>96679993 (OP)
I feel like 50% of this board is just people crying about MTG. Should rename the board to /mtg/ 40k and PNP fags and go elsewhere
Anonymous No.96729512
>>96728644
It's not for normies, it's for the obsessive collector fans.
It was a monumental success for the Final Fantasy set, because FF has a huge base of the exact type of autists with money and a desperate need for validation.
I can't see it turning out nearly so well with any other property they have lined up except Star Trek.
Anonymous No.96730856
>>96688283
Remember if you want to make someone defending this go into 404 ask him why he hates Latin representation.
Bring Vigo back
Anonymous No.96731088
>>96688283
Yep.
Anonymous No.96731094
>>96688464
Anonymous No.96733815
>>96679993 (OP)
I am running this printing in my coomander deck.
Anonymous No.96737544
>>96680420
He's using a spear to farm, innit?