Thread 96680312

I know there's Secret Hitler, but that's a Mafia-style social deduction game.

Are there any niche TTRPGs where you can play as The Man, Himself, or perhaps one of his trusted lieutenants?

Secret Hitler is a role-playing game because it's a game where you play a role. Hope that answers your question!

>>96680312 (OP)
>Play any given game
>Your PC is Hitler
Wow, what a non-thread

>>96680312 (OP)
This is a stupid thread, and you're stupid for posting it.
I'm sorry you want attention.

>>96680321
>>96680326
>>96680336
You have to go back.

>>96680312 (OP)
You could use any game, the issue is mostly finding a game table that wants to play with you. Like, you could run a game like CoC and make it with WW2 soldier looking for supernatural stuff to win the war and recruit some /pol/fags to play with you, but otherwise I would say no.

>>96680312 (OP)
I guarantee you this faggot rails on women for being attention-seekers and then comes here to post 2 edgy 4 U shit like this.

>>96680312 (OP)
You are the same guy in the orc thread who threw a temper tantrum when people pointed out this limp dick couldn't make a baby.

Hitler was a big supporter of free Palestine.

Play a table-top war game that involves WWII Germany. Problem solved.

Not my idea but in one of DnD campaign I had with some pals in university I had a friend play a character named "Rudolf Beardler" who was a very angry dwarf that couldn't get into art school due to elf based prejudice and thus he turned into a mercenary willing to extermine all elves. He had a square beard and did tons of anti elven rants. Im quite surprised how well that shit flew because back than we were all part of one of those politically activist left leaning university groups even if I was in it mostly for the parties and beer involved. Was a very light hearted shitpost campaign though and Rudolf was the constant butt of jokes. Our DM loved being one of those "gotcha" types that makes up traps and scenarios specifically set to fuck your character or previous choices so we had like 9 different elf encounters where we simply couldn't start a battle or argument without everyone ending up dead so the character couldn't really shine other than being spiteful

Racial Holy War. Note, that even beyond the idea of a fucking white supremacy RPG, it sucks shit. It's considered worse than FATAL since it doesn't really have rules. It's mostly just Creativity Movement propaganda and has some weird ass skills like clothesmaking and video games. There's only three weapons: handgun, assault rifle, and shotgun. You don't have any rules to determine a player's accuracy with these weapons. There is no way to tell if you actually hit anything.
Enemy minorities are divided into stereotypes and each given a special ability. Black people apparently smell so much it lowers accuracy (except you have no way of hitting them since you don't have accuracy). Latinos are apparently called lazy yet have the ability to always attack first. Arabs blow themselves up. Asians get extra unarmed attacks from watching fake martial arts movies. Jews can bribe you with jewgold to skip your turn. Note that white people don't have any special attack.
If this isn't bait and you're actually looking for any sort of campaign, just play something like d20 Modern.

>>96680312 (OP)
>inventory: 2 meth, 4 pralines
>charisma: 3d6
>intelligence: 1d4
>99% of your job is entertaining Rothschilds and Warburgs at the Berghof while men die

Boring

>>96680469
>>96680513
Are you going to cry about it?

>>96680828
How long until Hitler is unironically woke

>>96685045
My brain refuses to imagine that but it'd be so hilarious

>>96680312 (OP)
He's in GURPS Who's Who 2, p. 110-111
You could play a whole party of Hitlers if you wanted

>>96687816
>19XX
>After the death of the führer, a new one must be appointed to rule the global reich
>the selection process involves at least half a dozen Hitler clones being dropped in a random location in a dungeon, needing to acquire loot, level up and beat the other clones in a battle royal
>basically the hunger games except every tribute is literally Hitler, competing to be the best Hitler to ever Hitler until the victorious Hitler can declare "it's Hitler time" and Hitler all over the place!

>>96684014
>chudcore game is bad
big surprise

>>96683935

To be fair Vienna's art school board was not composed of any jew. I don't even think he ventured to rant on the teachers (one of which rightly pointed out that maybe he would've been good for architectural work).

>>96680312 (OP)
Follow your leader, nazi scum.

>>96687931
>if you play characters with questionable ethics you are a bad person and must be canceled
I hate that this shit has found it's way to ttrpgs. You'd think the nature of the hobby would filter the double digit IQ types but apparently not.

Tangentially related, but I've always kind of wanted to do a near future war game where one of the factions is a black separatist state in the former US with a National Socialist government. Just figured it'd be an interesting thought experiment about NS as a political philosophy without all the cultural baggage of Hitler and white supremacism.

>>96687862
Honestly, I could run that game and my players would be like "we kind of expected this, you know"

I ran a brief GURPS game using its Infinite Worlds setting (multiverse stuff) where the PCs were part of the HAPD, the Hitler Assassination Prevention Division. Basically, enough people would want to go to other worldlines to kill Hitler's that it became a serious problem, so a task force was made to keep Hitler alive.

>>96688062
Riddle me this, why do you want to play Hitler?

>>96688062
You're not fooling anybody. Why don't you just go back to posting dirly wanger or whatever his name was so you can be more easily identified.

>>96684014
>Black people apparently smell so much it lowers accuracy (except you have no way of hitting them since you don't have accuracy). Latinos are apparently called lazy yet have the ability to always attack first.
Anon no I'm choking on my food at work here

>>96685045
2011 I think

>>96680312 (OP)
Just Play Warhammer 40K.
This is the most Facist & Racist game I have ever seen.

>>96687816
This is how I got some kids at a Synagogue into the swing of things playing Paranoia.

>>96680386
You first.

>>96680312 (OP)
Everyone is John, except Everyone is Hitler. Perfectly simulates his descent into madness due to all the meth he was on.

>>96697342
This is a good one desu.

>>96680312 (OP)
Tangencially related, but is there a FATE/ rpg where you could have Hitler as servant? What would his (or her, because fate just genderbends everyone to a waifu) class?

>>96687878
meanwhile there's no troon RPG because they can't create anything.

>>96687917
>not composed of
>was
>every single artist applicant accepted in that same year was jewish

>>96697867

They took over Exalted.

>>96697880
>"is not /pol/!"
>procedes to post /pol/

>>96699197
>"I'm not a fragile redditor!"
>proceeds to act like a fragile redditor

>>96700949
kys faggot

>>96697869

Maybe they were just better, which is not something difficult considering Adolf's skills or lack thereof.

Anyway I was looking at the board examiners.

A Call of Cthulhu game set in the Führerbunker would be pretty fuckin sweet honestly
>>96697867
I hate trannies as much as the next guy but that's a hilarious take. Did you forget about Morkborg and TSL?

>>96701125
>A Call of Cthulhu game set in the Führerbunker would be pretty fuckin sweet honestly
CoC(k) is best set in late XIX century or interwar period, advancing it too much ruins the vibe harder than WoD past 2008.

>>96685045
Coming to think of it, Hitler was a vegetarian and passed some of the Europe's first modern laws for protection of the environment. Now that pronoun and coloured hair color hates Jews as well, they don't have any more reasons to diss Hitler.

>>96705565
>*pronoun and coloured hair color
Read as: pronoun and coloured hair crowd

>>96687917
>>96697869
The earliest few supporters of Hitler's art were Jews including one patron who took pity on the starving artist and gave him an old black woollen coat. A friend from his youth actually noted it gave him a Semitic aspect.

>>96690878
Why not? Although Hitler is not a super gameable character because he goes from being a broke nobody to larger than life pretty quickly. The only playable Hitler is the immediate post war police informant Hitler who's infiltrating the Nazi circles

>>96687917
>maybe he would've been good for architectural work
lmao

>>96705651
How pale, male and stale! Now, post that picture of a piss jar with a crucifix in it - this is what real art ^ (tm) (K) looks like.

>>96705663
Well the perspective is pretty bonkers
>>96705651
I think they thought more that he could be taught technical drawing, it was a school he was applying for after all

>>96705645
If you just want to play that you don't need to play Hitler exactly.

>>96705651
It's almost there. I like the colors, but the perspective's just barely off. Too much for realism, not enough to be properly impressionist.

>>96705929
>just barely off
Look at how the windows line up where the two building sections meet. Look at the scales of the doors. Look at how the roof stops above the tree but the building keeps going under it.
The more you see, the worse it gets.

>>96684014
>Racial Holy War.
Play GURPS Racism instead

>>96701046
Seethe trooncel

Rolled 8 + 1 (1d14 + 1)

>>96705663
Now THIS is art.

>>96705993
I suppose it just goes to show how subject matter can make or break an art style. He probably could have been a decent surrealist.

>>96697867
aw, c’mon anon. don’t you want to bitch about how blue-haired liberals run dnd now or something?

>>96705923
Playing an alt history Hitler might be interesting
But then the rest of the party would need to be early Nazi bigwigs too

Hitler loved animals.
Goring loved animals.
Do you love animals?
Are you as bad as Hitler and Goring?

>>96709752
>Hitler loved animals.
>Goring loved animals.
But left-wing heroes torture dogs for fun.

>>96705651
A Chud? And bad at perspective? He's literally me...

>>96697342
Came here to post this.

>>96713614
look retard
if you consider your vtubers heroes thats a you problem

>>96684014
it amuses me endlessly that racial holy war is the thirsty sword lesbians of the 2000 far right

>>96721681
>far right
Retard shibboleth, retard-kun. ^w^. Only retards who consume MSM use the phrase 'far right'. We cool 4chinese believe that words have meanings.

>>96721691
something something right and left are a meaningless dichotemy and so forth

but if people gonna identify themselves then then may as well use the phrase right

fuck Mao the dong
no i wont use "ze" that french shitlord can suck it up and deal

>>96680312 (OP)
BREAK!! has an isekai protagonist race.

>>96680312 (OP)
I generally already try to play characters that do nothing wrong, so I have no desire to play someone that truly didn't.

Call of Cthulhu.
>Hitler realized that Jews have a gene that demands they eventually build "the third temple"
>little does anyone know that the third temple is nothing less than a beacon that, when assembled correctly, causes the starts to align with weird magics, allowing dreaming R'lyeh to once more ascend to the surface world to enslave all mankind

>>96706420
lmfao

Post your rare Hitlers.

>>96709752
>>96713614
He fed his dog cyanide.

>>96725778
He also had no balls, or, wait he had only one ball, or, wait, he was actually a woman, or, wait, he was actually gay.

Pure jewish slander.

>>96721691
What would YOU call it?

>>96725778
I wouldn't leave my best friend to get kicked to death by bolsheviks for fun either.
Rat.

>>96733521
Depends; I'd at least use a proper descriptive terminology, like "Ethno-Nationalist" or "Christian Nationalist" or "Falangist" rather than a shrill mobbing call that has no specific meaning other than "Enemy!".

- I'm some other guy btw, not the one you responded to.

>>96734019
why not just set it free? hitler died two days before the Soviets reached his bunker.

>>96734048
Set a domesticated animal that free into a warzone, sounds like a great idea.
>>96733521
You got your answer:
>>96734027
"Far-right" basically means "To the right of Leo Trotsky (Bronstein)". Che Guevara and Lenin are probably "far right" according to modern jewrnalists.

>>96680312 (OP)
I want to rape

>>96734168
>I want to rape
Hello, based department?

>>96734048
A stray dog in a collapsing country, is just dinner for a hungry man.
In your heart, you know this also.

I've grown up with the idea that sometimes you are obligated to kill what you love.

My mother made me promise her when I was seven, that if she was ever put into a vegetative state, that I would not let them keep her alive in that state.

And I promised.

>>96734185
>A stray dog in a collapsing country, is just dinner for a hungry man.
oh no, it might get killed! Much more fitting that it gets entombed with dear leader than face unknown danger.

Hitler wanted to take the entire country down with him because he was repulsed by the idea that someone else should control Germany's destiny; Albert Speer goes into detail about this in his memoirs. Hitler was a repugnant piece of shit and the damage he inflicted on the world (and his own side!) is incalculable.

>>96734253
>Hitler was a repugnant piece of shit and the damage he inflicted on the world (and his own side!) is incalculable.

>>96687862
>basically the hunger games
I hate zoomers so goddamn much.

>>96734268
did he not lose the fucking war, resulting in the deaths of millions, the annihilation of historical German cities, and the splitting of Germany into two servile countries, one of which got tortured by the Stasi for four decades?
Russians weren't raping German women in the streets of Berlin until Hitler got into power and fumbled the bag. Is that your hero?

>>96734253
Yeah, I think I'd rather die with my dog than allow it to wander aimlessly until it starves to death, or is lured over by a friendly seeming man with a piece of bread, who proceeds to beat the brains out of it's head with a stick, and roast it on a bin fire.

Also
>Mainstream Kike-Mediated WWI narrative completely devoid of ascribing human motivations to their enemies

Wew lad.
Did you drink the entire bottle of gay retard juice?

Or are you just Jewish?

>>96734292
Sounds like victim blaming to be.
Don't you got an oven to dodge?

>>96707742
Why are Omegafags like this?

>>96734319
I expected some cliche cop-out (because there is no denying the fact that Hitler ruined Germany permanently), but this is just pathetic

>>96705651
Oh my god, he even failed to just draw boxes. That's the plainest, dumbest looking thing to render and he fumbled even that. Look at those windows. Like. You can't tell me rulers or string didn't exist in those days.

>>96734349
Because we're actually at the point where our perceptions of and the values we draw from purportedly real events have diverged so far as to be irreconcilable.

So trying to get you to agree with me, is as pointless as you trying to get me to agree with you.

This leaves precious little to discuss besides what names we would like to call one another.

Personally, I favour "Race traitor" "Oven Dodger", "Marxist Faggot" or "Live Target" as applicable.

Your turn.

>>96734384
May I suggest "Trans-Jewish". A person desperately wishing to be Jewish and acting like one (see: the entire state of India), but knowing with the last vestiges of his brain that he'll always remain a mere shabbos goy. A sheet of toilet papers for God's Chosen to wipe their assess with and discard.

>>96734406
Wise words, my fellow Aryan Ubermensch.
You will be my chancellor of education in the four and a halfth reich.

>>96734384
>Because we're actually at the point where our perceptions of and the values we draw from purportedly real events have diverged so far as to be irreconcilable.
did this sound cooler in your head?

>>96734537
It's not about "sounding cool"
But being a fatuous kike, you must ascribe only the basest motivations to your enemies; recognizing them as human might jolt you into consciousness.

Sorry buddy, but I just don't believe that a people could be kicked out of a hundred and ten and counting separate states across recorded history, under the same fucking accusations every single time, and for it to not be their fault.

The Holocaust is mathematically impossible as commonly described.

And the "Everything I don't like is Hitler" shrick has worn off.

History has moved on.

Hitler is a distant abstraction now, like Genghis Khan or the Black Plague.

Nobody cares about your money for old rope victimhood narrative any more.

The goyim know that history is written by the victors.

They keep telling us we won.
But they treat us like losers.

I'm an Englishman, y'know?

Told my grandad the other year that I reckoned we fought the wrong enemy.

He looked at me with his grey old head, I know he stayed in London during the blitz, and he just nodded.

We want what Hitler wanted for his people.
We want our own land, our own law, and not to have to share it with self-declared enemies.

Like Muslims and Jews, and Communist retards who think they can re-engineer the human soul.

Nah.
I think Hitler had the right of it.

And I think there was never a man so lied about in all of history.

>>96734292
Every country around him wanted Germany to be a servile country and there were even books saying all Germans should be exterminated or that the German state should be broken up.
He was the only chance for that to not happen. He failed but I didn't see any other German with bright ideas to actually be a sovereign nation instead of getting kicked around by either nations to the west or Soviets

>>96734994
The residual 20th century narratives are sloughing away.
And they were never as widely held as was promoted.

Every day I realize that more people know than let on.
We have all been entrapped by a conspiracy of silence.
There are more people than I ever suspected who never drank the koolaid, but just had to keep their heads down.

/pol/ is everywhere now.