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Anonymous No.96705385 >>96705396 >>96705407 >>96707629 >>96718225 >>96743293
>Post a Goblin, Take a Goblin
(ABSOLUTELY NO LEWDS)
Anonymous No.96705390 >>96705403 >>96740930
Post a better Goblin Token (you can't)
Anonymous No.96705391 >>96742396
This is simply a goblin on the job and not lewd.
Anonymous No.96705396 >>96705417 >>96705446 >>96705466
>>96705385 (OP)
Does this count as leads?
Anonymous No.96705403 >>96705409 >>96707746 >>96738532
>>96705390
Yes, but what about the worst Goblin Token?
Anonymous No.96705407 >>96705414 >>96733343
>>96705385 (OP)
Traditional games?
Anonymous No.96705409
>>96705403
cool it with the antisemitism, anon
Anonymous No.96705414 >>96707746
>>96705407
Anonymous No.96705417 >>96705422
>>96705396
>Posts leads
>leads
why are you like this?
Anonymous No.96705422 >>96705437
>>96705417
I misspelled lewds, I'm sorry.
Anonymous No.96705437 >>96707746
>>96705422
Anonymous No.96705446 >>96707746 >>96784032
>>96705396
>leads
Anonymous No.96705466 >>96705471 >>96707734
>>96705396
>literally has "sample" in the fucking name

We really need to ban phoneposting.
Anonymous No.96705471
>>96705466
I haven't been able to phone post since 2024
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Anonymous No.96705588 >>96705595 >>96748052 >>96749377
Kill everyone in this thread except the MTG poster
Anonymous No.96705595 >>96705944 >>96709429
>>96705588
Hey, I posted a cool goblin pic.
Anonymous No.96705603
>>96705583
>>96705584
stop posting leads
Anonymous No.96705610 >>96705612 >>96705628 >>96705630 >>96783873
What is it about goblin girls that draws such psychotic ire from /tg/ posters? Nothing else seems to drive them more crazy and it's pretty funny.
Anonymous No.96705612
>>96705610
You seem to be projecting your own fragility onto others. I bet you go to therapy too.
Anonymous No.96705628
>>96705610
Because /tg/ is a pale shadow of its former self.
Anonymous No.96705630 >>96706719 >>96708842 >>96711791
>>96705610
/tg/ hates tits. The only board on the site that does I think.
Anonymous No.96705634
Posting a Gay Goblin of Hackney with his beard.
Anonymous No.96705703 >>96705704 >>96705728 >>96712766
>post goblins
>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAAAAT
I love doing things that make der chuden seethe
Anonymous No.96705704
>>96705703
I too like to make up ideological strawmen to attack because even the act of jacking off MUST be politicized
Anonymous No.96705728
>>96705703
Cute gob.
Anonymous No.96705944
>>96705595
You are a credit to goblin-kind. When the purge comes you will be spared and chosen as chieftain to lead by example.
Anonymous No.96706719
>>96705630
/cm/, /hm/, /lgbt/, and /y/ do too.
Anonymous No.96707629 >>96708350 >>96714290
>>96705385 (OP)
>(ABSOLUTELY NO LEWDS)
Took exactly 2 posts before coomers soiled yet another thread with their coompiss
Anonymous No.96707687 >>96707700
Beep beep, the best goblin picture of all time coming through.
Anonymous No.96707700
>>96707687
Freaky little critter.
Anonymous No.96707734
>>96705466
I prefer my goblins with nice big teef.
Anonymous No.96707746 >>96707749 >>96711150
>>96705403
>>96705414
>>96705437
>>96705446
Anonymous No.96707749 >>96718886 >>96718891
>>96707746
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Anonymous No.96707784 >>96748073
>>96707775
The greatest tragedy of our age.
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>>96707629
I'm honestly shocked it wasn't the first post
Anonymous No.96708429 >>96733827
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Yeah you go to bar and head pat the waitress.
Anonymous No.96708509 >>96715257 >>96717651
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Anonymous No.96708529 >>96708799 >>96708989 >>96773651 >>96783854
I like to make my goblins bat-people.
Thoughts?
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Anonymous No.96708560 >>96709240
Is it time?
Anonymous No.96708799
>>96708529
They fit pretty well.
Big ears, some are ugly, live in big groups in dark caves.
Only issue I'd have is I'd maybe feel bad going Goblin Slayer on them.
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Anonymous No.96708842
>>96705630
/tg/ LOVES Tits, but they have to be ON TOPIC tits that fit in with a previously established and debated subject, not just Hornyposting.
Anonymous No.96708989 >>96709090
>>96708529
Goblins = Rat people
Anonymous No.96709090 >>96709104
>>96708989
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>>96709090
Anonymous No.96709240 >>96709434 >>96714482
>>96708560
Goblins can't win. They are too small.
Anonymous No.96709429
>>96705595
v cool
Anonymous No.96709434
>>96709240
Goblin queen.
Anonymous No.96710065 >>96711067
I'm taking ALL THE GOBLINS.
Anonymous No.96710583 >>96711150
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>>96710065
Dirty thief.
Anonymous No.96711150 >>96711823 >>96713762 >>96714310 >>96718754 >>96755832
>>96707746
>>96710583
Coomers should be killed. Literal drone/bot behavior
Anonymous No.96711520 >>96716047
The only good goblin...is a dead goblin.
Anonymous No.96711791
>>96705630
/tg/ used to not hate tits, before the screechers and tourists showed up.
Anonymous No.96711823
>>96711150
Says the guy who keeps posting the same whineposts over and over.
Anonymous No.96712766 >>96714310
>>96705703
That reminds me, someone had posted some goblin art, and it was basically just short women; the proportions weren't goblin-esque at all. I relayed that to the artist.
>I know people get their panties in a wad about loli content, but proper goblins need to be slightly taller than midgets. Your goblins are too tall.
He acknowledged it but said he didn't wanna risk his payment processors shitting on him.

It's like confusing futa for femboys. There's a fucking difference. Ask the respective fetish circles, and they will tell you. Western sensibilities really are absolute garbage.
Anonymous No.96713762
>>96711150
Roasties and troons should stop being fat, gay, retarded, and ugly, but here you are.
Anonymous No.96714290
>>96707629
OP is way more lewd. He started with an actual goblin rape (headpats).
Anonymous No.96714310
>>96712766
I mean, sieg heil credit card companies and all that, our true overlords. It sucks, but you cant fault the guy for bending to their totalitarian desires.

Same reason this guy's a fag >>96711150
, its all just about controlling people.
Anonymous No.96714469 >>96718795 >>96742676 >>96764016 >>96766509 >>96787153 >>96796317 >>96797159
Best kind of magic for goblin casters?
Anonymous No.96714482
>>96709240
>Goblins can't win
And you can't work on it.
Anonymous No.96714988 >>96715141
Im sorry, I dont have a picture of a Goblin, I just have a picture of this normal orc/elf in a trench coat
Anonymous No.96715141 >>96715450 >>96766850
>>96714988
Tani is a goblin though? Perhaps best gob?
Anonymous No.96715257
>>96708509
>those eyes
That's what 2 weeks in the trenches does to a goblin
Anonymous No.96715450 >>96715671
>>96715141
if true how do you explain that she is so tall in my picture
Anonymous No.96715671 >>96715679 >>96717834
>>96715450
Gaze a little closer friend. Looks may be deceiving.
Anonymous No.96715679
>>96715671
Needs an edit where FREEDOM is replaced with HUMAN BOYS
Anonymous No.96716047
>>96711520
If you can't tell, he's smiling. A lot.
Anonymous No.96717651
>>96708509
>Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Anonymous No.96717834 >>96718495
>>96715671
>Looks may be deceiving.
a goblin being deceiving, how could they.
Anonymous No.96718225
>>96705385 (OP)
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>>96717834
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Anonymous No.96718669
Ideal male specimen. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Anonymous No.96718754 >>96718799 >>96732526
>>96711150
Anonymous No.96718795 >>96748083
>>96714469
Low level spells. No Pattern to what they learn. Just shit loads of low level spells.
Anonymous No.96718799 >>96718832
>>96718754
Too much of a good thing is never a good thing, anon
Anonymous No.96718832 >>96718902
>>96718799
true, but the people who say this are arguing in bad faith, attempting to remove all good things completely out of spite.

so fuck em
Anonymous No.96718835
>>96718655
I'm here for something else but for trve goblin fans this is The Lad
Anonymous No.96718886 >>96718891
>>96707749
Anonymous No.96718891
>>96707749
>>96718886
God damnit
Anonymous No.96718902
>>96718832
I suppose. Its always a fine line between the prohobitionist and the degenderate. Kinda like alcohol in that respect.
Anonymous No.96718961
Get this goblin while you can. Save him from the cave in
Anonymous No.96719119 >>96719188 >>96720531
I've noticed a couple interesting things.

1. goblins and hags seem like... Related kinda somehow.
No further comments I guess, just seems odd. Plus hags like to acquire babies. We know they eat some of them but do some become gobs maybe? Dunno, weird thoughts.

2. There's a distinct gender dimorphism in goblins when it comes to nose shape.
Does this mean gal gobbos are potentially into big noses as a sign of masculinity? Or is it more like beards, where it's a decidedly masculine trait but attraction varies pretty heavily on a individual basis?
Anonymous No.96719188 >>96719200 >>96719224 >>96720239
>>96719119
Goblin girls are commonly stereotyped as smelly, as are goblins in general. However, this as always is an oversimplification, and partly fueled by centuries of anti-goblin propaganda.

Heritage and clan identity are critical in goblin society, as knowing who is friend, foe, fuckable, and family is exceptionally important in a short-lived, high breeding rate species. Plus, they lived underground for much of goblin existence, only being seen on the surface as a recent event, in evolutionary terms.

Goblin males, therefore, have evolved enormous noses to identify female goblins even in the dark, able to distinguish the minutest traces of who is who based on their individual genetic expression. Much like ants or termites, who use chemical signals to identify members of the hive.

In the modern world, this emphasis on chemical analysis isn't as important, but culturally a "big nosed" male is still considered "insightful", able to perceive subtle shifts in a female goblin's attitude by the slight pheromones she gives off. Such a goblin male will anticipate a female's mood shifts with ease, creating a more harmonious, stable, long lasting relationship than a less gifted male might be able to achieve.

Humans of course, being nose-blind to such things, frequently fail to read a female goblin's intentions, giving rise to the stereotype of crazy or erratic goblin girls. While there IS some truth to this, as often as not it's a female frustrated to no end that her signals aren't being "heard" correctly, her instincts at war with her environment. Given time, effort and close proximity, human-goblin relationships can work, but more often than not it's the goblin female that has to learn to express herself with words alone rather than the richer word/scent hybrid language of her kind.
Anonymous No.96719200 >>96720239
>>96719188
That said, one way a human male can gain back a lot of ground is poetry.

To goblins, language as humans practice it is almost magical, since they lack the scent component to add tone and meaning. A human poet has to weave their ideas into words alone, and goblins tend to be fascinated with double meanings, entendres, puns and wordplay, which are nearly absent among goblin kind. This of course adds to the goblin reputation for being blunt, crude and stupid. Not true, they're just speaking a verbal and nonverbal tongue simultaneously that you're unable to get half of.

A skilled poet, orator or public speaker can quite often have multiple goblin females eating out of their hand, and it is advised that humans with a predilection for grandiose vocabulary be careful among goblins, lest they attract too much unwanted attention.
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Anonymous No.96719224 >>96720239
>>96719188
As a side note, this is also why goblin males tend to be highly aggressive. On the surface, exposed to a bombardment of intense, chaotic smells, it causes extreme stress responses even in the wiser ones who are aware of their own biology. The more feral ones can go half-mad, perceiving every unfamiliar scent as a threat to the hive.

Underground, they're used to "threat-smell" being buffered by a warren full of "friend-smell". On the surface there are no "friend-smells", leaving the threat scent to overpower their skilled noses. To those who would befriend goblin males, it helps to meet them in a more neutral location, and bring a few fragrant sticks, leaves or flowers from the goblin's local surroundings. This both counters one's own body scent, and makes you appear more "of the area" to their instincts, letting them calm down enough to know you as a person.

Many studies have shown that for those individuals around a given set of goblins long enough, the goblins will learn to identify their smells as friendly, eventually leading to surprisingly deep friendships, as strong as any formed between goblins.
Anonymous No.96720239 >>96720438
>>96719188
>>96719200
>>96719224
Soulful lore
Anonymous No.96720438
>>96720239
I do what I can.
Anonymous No.96720531
>>96719119
>goblins and hags seem like... Related kinda somehow.
They're both fey-creatures. Hags are of a significantly older and more powerful lineage, however. They don't consider themselves relatives and probably aren't particularly close genetically.
Goblins are easily cowed, cajoled, and controlled by Hags. This leads to Hags often making use of them as minions. They're just as likely to have any other kind of diminutive and superstitious wild folk as minions.
Goblins hate and fear Hags, just like they hate and fear most thing. The difference is whether it's more practical to stab or appease, and Hags aren't particularly stabbable.
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Anonymous No.96721082 >>96721221 >>96742416
>>96721025
>MGE
I like what MGE has done for monstergirls in general, but some of their designs are garbage.
Anonymous No.96721221 >>96777998
>>96721082
Another Goblins as Lolis monstergirl for you.
Anonymous No.96721890
>>96721025
>HAI TEN-SHUN JAPANEES GOBURIN
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Anonymous No.96732526 >>96733250 >>96734432
>>96718754
We should try to rise above our base instincts and better ourselves
Anonymous No.96733250
>>96732526
If you believed that you'd be encouraging them to rise above their base instinct to coom, not giving into your base instinct to kill that which disgusts you
Anonymous No.96733343
>>96705407
Do you intend to post this in every thread until you die or do you think there's some threshold where it will change peoples' behavior?
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Anonymous No.96733827
>>96708429
Jesus anon.
This was my MSN messenger avatar for years.
Thank you for the reminder.
Anonymous No.96734432
>>96732526
while that's a good ideal, mother fucker the dude was like
>post meme
>die.
gaaaaaaaaay
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Anonymous No.96736761 >>96737010
shortstacks are such a pussy move lol imagine being so cucked
Anonymous No.96737010
>>96736761
?
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>>96705403
Nah, he's a David Dimbleby 22/7.
Anonymous No.96738584
>>96733685
And then they fucked.
Anonymous No.96738694 >>96738741
How do I put on goblin mail?
Anonymous No.96738741
>>96738694
Anonymous No.96740627 >>96740679 >>96740876
>>96733685
Sauce?
Anonymous No.96740679 >>96740876
>>96740627
Zangeiti on twitter; be ready to scroll through all their vivziepop work to find this goblin (Emma) and there's basically only this and a few pics done as birthday gifts to the artist.
Anonymous No.96740876
>>96740627
>>96740679
Here is the animation on their YouTube channel.
https://youtu.be/nyOW_7PBqGU?si=a0Erk5V0yHCLBJsM
Anonymous No.96740930
>>96705390
it probably is yours, but I have a soft spot for the unglued token
Anonymous No.96741995 >>96742334 >>96742387
>>96733685
Why is there an adult goblin in a human school?
Anonymous No.96742334
>>96741995
Sneaking in to get free food from the cafeteria.
Anonymous No.96742387 >>96749361
>>96741995
Genetic retardation and /ss/
Anonymous No.96742396 >>96742663
>>96705391
god what cup size are those beauties...
Anonymous No.96742416 >>96742971
>>96721082
what's MGE?
Anonymous No.96742424 >>96749659
Just get a short latina gf if you're horny for female goblins anon
Anonymous No.96742663
>>96742396
standard beer cup size

her breasts are pretty big as well.
Anonymous No.96742676
>>96714469
it's obvious:
DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE
Anonymous No.96742971
>>96742416
The 'E' stands for 'Encyclopedia'. I'll let you figure from context clues what the MG stands for.
lowercase sage !!ksznD1Xs7EU No.96743293
>>96705385 (OP)
>(ABSOLUTELY NO LEWDS)
Anonymous No.96747994 >>96748106
How short is too short for a goblin? How big is too big for goblin ears?
Anonymous No.96748052 >>96749377
>>96705588
I don't think the MTG poster wants to be left alive
Anonymous No.96748073
>>96707784
This really happened to me irl. Now I have 2 goblets. Send help.
Anonymous No.96748083
>>96718795
What should the maximum spell level for a goblin caster be? 3? 2? And they get surplus spell slots to make up for it?
Anonymous No.96748106
>>96747994
Never shorter than 3' never taller than 4'.
Anonymous No.96749123 >>96749316 >>96749322
gob
Anonymous No.96749316
>>96749123
Would bully.
Anonymous No.96749322
>>96749123
Well she'll have plenty of milk for her cocoa.
Anonymous No.96749361
>>96742387
>goblin /ss/'ing boys who are already taller than her
If only...
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>>96705588
>>96748052
I'm both the MTG poster, and the OP.
Things are grim, take a goblin with you for safety.
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>>96742424
you leave my goblina out of this, anon
Anonymous No.96751896 >>96759140
The fact that goblins went from being horrific little shits to shortstacked cheesecakes amuses me to no end.
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Anonymous No.96752335 >>96752385 >>96752395
Thoughts on Joblins?
Anonymous No.96752385
>>96752335
They're handy, but most of the time they such.
Anonymous No.96752395
>>96752335
They're handy, but most of the time they suck.
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Anonymous No.96752703 >>96752935 >>96759310
Anonymous No.96752935 >>96753087 >>96759310
>>96752703
I see she's wearing a more old fashioned uniform.
Anonymous No.96753003 >>96753677
A funny piece from the Dark and Darker Discord
Anonymous No.96753087 >>96755390
>>96752935
I much prefer the older victorian style maid uniforms, they are 100x hotter to me than the skimpy ones
Anonymous No.96753195
I didn't know we had a goblin thread
Anonymous No.96753677 >>96753698
>>96753003
And you laughed when I've showed you my massive codpiece.
Anonymous No.96753698 >>96753724
>>96753677
If you'd gone with the black Russian one, the attacker would've choked to death.
Anonymous No.96753724 >>96755105
>>96753698
Is that Black Adder?
Anonymous No.96755105
>>96753724
Looks like it.
I've been putting off a rewatch for years because I'm afraid I'll think it's shit now. That's how it's gone with most comedy I liked as a kid.
Anonymous No.96755390 >>96756876
>>96753087
I agree, but those are nuns, not maids.
Anonymous No.96755832
>>96711150
Go choke to death on a credit card you faggot.
Anonymous No.96756876
>>96755390
I assumed he responded to the wrong m essage since his was a maid nun
i dont know man
Anonymous No.96759140 >>96759290 >>96766433 >>96775202
>>96751896
>implying they stopped being horrific little shits
There might be a fat pair of tits on it now, but make no mistake, that goblin will ruin your life.
Anonymous No.96759290
>>96759140
>worth
Anonymous No.96759310
>>96752703
>>96752935
Ow, right in the kink!
Anonymous No.96764016 >>96787153
>>96714469
Depends on who gets to them first to teach their magic.
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Anonymous No.96766433
>>96759140
>that goblin will ruin your life
any woman will, tho
Anonymous No.96766509
>>96714469
The one that doesn't require blasphemous skills of reading and writing, silly.
Anonymous No.96766579 >>96770842
Are gobs the naturar shortstack?
Anonymous No.96766850
>>96715141
She's the must ungoblinlike goblin to ever come out of the cute goblin meme. She's just a green gnome.
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Anonymous No.96770842
>>96766579
spellcheck, plz.
Anonymous No.96773651
>>96708529
I also did that in my setting, though with a bit more involved. There was originally a race of gargoyles that lost to the elves in the war of the gods, and the elves had them transformed into goblins as an act of humiliation (which also turned goblins into a weird neutral party unaligned with any god). However, lots of goblins retain one or more traits from their gargoyle ancestors, like spiky teeth, bat ears, tails, webbing connecting their arms and torso, etc.
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Anonymous No.96775202 >>96777401
>>96759140
She might ruin my credit history but at least she won't kill me.
Anonymous No.96777401
>>96775202
Silly gob, you don't need a ring that big to catch a man.
Anonymous No.96777998
>>96721221
Fuck this bitch nano.
Anonymous No.96778142 >>96778193 >>96779620 >>96782063
I think the weirdest thing about coomer goblin girls, even moreso than the lack of nose, is the hair. I thought goblins were bald, can these artists not imagine a woman without long stylish hair? it just doesnt feel gobliny at all. just a weird small green girl
Anonymous No.96778193
>>96778142
Fair, but goblins can wear wigs the same as humans can. Assuming some lighter fantasy setting, they could presumably have potions to grow hair or otherwise polymorph themselves into a walking shortstack fetish.

If female goblins have any sense of vanity like human women and other races' women do, I think they'd want to chase fashion trends, be it hair, clothes, makeup, and so on. I'm sure there are just as many tomboyish goblin women who simply wouldn't give a shit and view it as "girly" nonsense.
Anonymous No.96779620
>>96778142
Personally I prefer my male goblins with hair as well, albeit with pretty messy and odd hair
Anonymous No.96782063
>>96778142
I like my goblins with pastel e-girl hair. Which is good because so do the goblin artists apparently.
Anonymous No.96783854
>>96708529
Do they have wings?
Anonymous No.96783873 >>96783915 >>96784976
>>96705610
Anonymous No.96783915
>>96783873
i want a goblin GF because my fetish is getting secretly blown under a table at work, and the benchtop is about goblin height.
Anonymous No.96784032
>>96705446
Card's too busy, he literally does four different things
Anonymous No.96784976 >>96786019
>>96783873
does anyone have that pic of the woman-sword showing there?
Anonymous No.96786019
>>96784976
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/8529272

I tried to do a bunch of archive trawling but couldn't figure out what board the post was on. Turns out the original image is still up on pixiv.
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Anonymous No.96787153
>>96714469
>>96764016
Goblins are spongelike and surprisingly receptive to whatever kind of magic or trade is presented to them.
Anonymous No.96791047
How much longer until cute goblins break more into the mainstream games? I'm sure it's coming but not yet.
Anonymous No.96791162
>>96765171
cute!
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Anonymous No.96792473 >>96792534 >>96792621
for some utterly bizarre reason I am not currently balls deep impregnating a goblin girl
Anonymous No.96792534 >>96792551
>>96792473
You are in the wrong hole, she cant get pregnant that way
Anonymous No.96792551
>>96792534
just overfill her and let spillage get where you need it
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Anonymous No.96792621 >>96792658
>>96792473
Them not being real might have something to do with it.
Anonymous No.96792658
>>96792621
Latinas already have that body type, and with the right gene tampering it might be possible to create green photosynthesizing variant of humans.
Ethics are holding us back.
Anonymous No.96792826 >>96794281
>>96705584
At this point I am almost assured that stirrup leggings are just fetish material.
Anonymous No.96794281
>>96792826
Everything can be fetish material these days: leggings, jorts, spats, bare feet. There's probably some weirdo jerking it to oversized goblin ears like me.
Anonymous No.96796187
>>96792385
I don't understand these goblin gang signs.
Anonymous No.96796317
>>96714469
Utility
Anonymous No.96797159
>>96714469
teleportation (gear and clothes might or might not follow)
charm (somatic component is indecent exposure)
thunderclap (should be self-explanatory)