Thread 96722273

Has your party ever been bamboozled by a lust provoking NPC?

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>>96722273 (OP)
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>>96722301
>>96722748
Forced meme

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>>96723821
Mod meme.

>>96722273 (OP)
The whole party, no. But one of them literally always falls for it.

>>96722273 (OP)
No, I bamboozled the lust-provoking NPC into wholesome marriage with two adopted orphan children. Another PC in the same setting set shortly after that game saved the souls of said children from a fey (turned out to be the party feylock's patron who wanted to do a little trolling)

>>96722273 (OP)
No, my players don't get horny for fictional characters

Or if they do, they do it in private.

In one pulp adventure game the charismatic casanova of the group was bamboozled into acquiring a harem of hot Bedouin sisters, which led into shenanigans where he had to escape responsibility of supporting them financially.

>>96722273 (OP)
I actually have a story:
>Pathfinder adventure
>Portal powered by trapped devil, you pull the switch and it loses levels
>Devil is an incubus
>Party Barbarian and Rogue wants to pull the switch, party's Bard and Warlock(ess) start flirting with incubus.
>Barbarian gets pissy and keeps trying to interrupt as they pump him for information
>Incubus smirks and says "No wonder they don't like you."
>Rogue tries to sidle around and pull the switch before Bard tells him to quit that shit.
To clarify, if they'd pulled the switch, it would have drained the last of the levels from him and killed him.
Eventually, I agreed to take some negative levels so the incubus could go home, but boy was the barb's player annoyed about this.

>>96722273 (OP)
It is a Shame that irl prudence prevents uS from using rapist mermaids or charming effects on games when they are so prevalent on fiction. I actually used them on a Game but the fighter passed a crazy saving throw. Should he had failed, he'd had Lost his character for a Game year, while he protected the river and have a heir to the mermaids

>>96722273 (OP)
Kinda.
Was playing Runequest; one of my players got a little too friendly with an Elven Queen; I rolled some dice, decided she liked him back.
This was not the worst result, but it would have been better to be ignored.

She dispatched a Vine-runner, a sort of woody ape-goblin thing, to act as his attendant, but as soon as he fell in battle it spirited his body off, never to be seen again.

Behind-the-screen canon is that he was magically resurrected, but is now the "permanent guest" of the Elven Queen.

They never found that out though; the battle was a TPK; my duo of Telmori wolf-men decided to leap out in front of a pair of horse-back raiders and hold them up; they got charge bonus damage in the face for their troubles; neither thought to adopt their magically invulnerable werewolf forms at the time, so they were hacked and trampled to death by apair of perfectly mundane Orlanthi cattle-lifters.

I offered them additional rune magic, but they scoffed at the idea of giving up permanent POW stat for spells.

A shame; one decent shield spell would have been the difference.

>>96734677
this look bamboozling enough

>>96722273 (OP)
Traditional games?

>>96736002
Yeah, that's what we're discussing

>>96722800
Pod thread.

>>96722273 (OP)
Fuck off coomer gremlin troon

I once included a cute Medusa with big tits in a session with the goal of a gag about her snake tiddies, or sniddies. Players ended up befriending her and she turned out to be fairly important to the story, and she developed a crush on one of the PCs, but he rejected her.

>>96722273 (OP)
Never bamboozled, but moved to aid

>>96741573
More like moved to AIDS lmao

>>96737405
Do you really think that being a "coomer" is worse than whatever this is?

>>96745748
No one has gotten with big naturals yet, so it has yet to be seen

>>96723821
It's the truth though, this board is full of threads where the OP asks a question and never returns because he isn't actually interested and is just generating activity.

>>96728943
There's always that one guy and I'm never quite sure if he's earnestly falling for it or just throwing the GM a bone. I hope at least that was the case when the guy was there with his wife and daughter.

>>96746079
IDK about yours, but mine gets physically uncomfortable if a female NPC that he doesn't want to fuck, simply exists. To him anything under a C cup means the character has to be under 18 or is meant to come off that way, he just can't wrap his head around anything else.

>puckee spamming his commissions again
>>96734677
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/13iqrjb/art_comm_layla_the_succubus_human_form/
https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/bBQnk2q_LZAnrc1x8KFrbA/
>33 times
>>96734681
https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/9GGs8ScdfneQMOl5-CjfZg/
>43 times

>>96746568
Sounds miserable

>>96748648
Yeah, but let's ignore the low-quality fapbait thread that the mods refuse to remove.

>>96749638
>the low-quality fapbait thread that the mods refuse to remove
You just described 80% of /tg/

>>96748648
You're really obsessed with whoever that is.

>>96753153
Erm, BASED!?

>>96722273 (OP)
I’ve got one, and I actually think this subject is interesting despite the lustprovokingimage.jpg
>The party arrives by boat to a city that has been hiring adventurers en masse as they have been suffering nightly attacks from the undead and need reinforcements on the walls
>expeditions beyond the walls have not been returning and the city pays weekly so basically regular adventurers are happy defending the walls at night and getting a regular paycheck/day drinking
>A Succubus summoned by the Necromancer wearing down the city has infiltrated the inns around town as a bard with the intention of leading the adventurers into sloth/lust and she has been doing a great job so far
>party walks in and the Paladin immediately uses their divine sense because their a first time player and want to try out their abilities
>I describe the normal smells/feelings associated with a Fiend and everybody at the table is made aware that she is bad news
Long story short, despite this knowledge and over multiple sessions, they still decide to trust her up to and including making a deal that would allow her to take the macguffin any time she wants away from them and allowing her to pick one of them up and fly them across a chasm after they themselves destroyed a bridge.
Of course she betrayed them and dropped the person
I’m not a shitheel, so through creative use of their resources the person survived the fall and they killed her as a sort of mid boss but they literally took every single bargain she offered them because it was easier in the moment of they failed to explore other avenues

>>96746568
>To him anything under a C cup means the character has to be under 18 or is meant to come off that way
That man is projecting HARD

>>96758167
He's a 41 year old virgin that's obsessed with having a family, so he's fetishized traits associated with motherhood.