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>Thread question:
We didn't have these back in my day. We all had to make up our own topics of discussion. We spoke our mind freely, and if we had nothing to say, we said nothing.

Let Chaos idols take.this thread!

I hope everyone has a good weekend hobby wise.

40k stinks.

>>96722525 (OP)
>TQ
why are legends units in the faction packs?

>>96722536
70 IQ chad

>>96722538
That's just your undies

I'm looking at the new head thing they'll be releasing soon, and while God some of these heads are ugly, I'm kind of stuck on the ones with the roman centurion bits. Are there lore guidelines for that (like sideways for captain and front to back for lieutenant) like in real life for Rome or is that just honors?

>>96722536
>I hope everyone has a good weekend hobby wise.
You're just going to get drunk and be retarded.

>no TQ
Can I ask everyone what new hobby or tabletop skill have you learned recently?

>>96722539
Because they wanted to combine every PDF with any information related to a faction into each faction pack so they don't need multiple of them. Only they kind of messed it up anyways.

>>96722565
I'm still struggling with priming but I just got thinning my paints down and I can paint marine eyes without splaying paint everywhere.

>>96722525 (OP)
are those the only 4 cards or is there a full tarot scattered in that book?

>no TQ
This thread is now being raided by the Dark Eldar! They have come to drag you back to Commoragh and only your last completed model can protect you. How do you fare?

>>96722565
Too many players play favourites with their models and worry about them dying in game.
They should be sacrificing their units and fucking the German backpackers.

>>96722552
In universe the helmet crests are from the Heresy era, sergeants and praetors had them. Captains, Company Heroes, and probably even Lieutenants probably would have the privilege of wearing them in 40K.

>>96722580
Njal is going to completely ass rape those Eldari scum!

>>96722580
>my last completed model was nearly 2 months ago
>been painting this whole time
Damn I need to speed it up

>>96722581
>fucking the german backpackers
Is this something I'm too virgin to understand?

>>96722589
Damn this trash looks like it was painted who spent the whole last day throwing a temper tantrum and getting banned

>>96722536
>shit taste in factions
>shit taste in minis
>shit taste in gundam
>shit taste in vtumors
I can't wait until your esafety commissar walls off your shitty made-up country from the rest of the internet with the easily leaked digital ID system

>>96722594
Win more games and you'll entice the local backpacker chicks.

>>96722552
Sideways is supposed to be higher rank, but GW's official captain model has one going front/back. So I'd say its up to you and your specific chapter/force which one is which.

>>96722536
Reminder that this dumb bint burns coal

>>96722605
You have backpackers that frequent your LGS? Where do you live? The Andes?

>>96722565
I've learned to ruin these threads by blogging about vtubers

>>96722565
Anons here taught me how to do nmm yesterday

>>96722589
Leave

>>96722615
I got really lucky because my flgs is literally on the bar street of my coastal town, and the local manager is an old Serbian dude turns a blind eye so longs as we're respectful to him and aren't disruptive while he's show new players the ropes.
Honestly absolute legend.

>>96722565
Uhhhhhhhhhh

>>96722580
>Enginseer
At least he can tell the raiders to fuck off with a big Skitarii cohort.

>>96722585
>>96722606
okay i see, thanks. I'll figure out something. Maybe use them for second company honors on characters or veteran sergeants.

>>96722581
This was a legit worry of mine starting out, at least so far it hasn’t panned out. Though running Terminators feel like a stat check army.

>>96722652
It's just a learned experience, you figure out what you can and can't do with you units soon enough. If your playing a stat check unit put the on an objective that you opponent will have a headache dealing with.

>>96722596
Lets see you're l'epic models then you fag

>>96722625
At least he isn't the vtranny

MEKS!

Post models

>>96722625
Don't tell me what to do shit head

Decal anon has ruined spacewolves for me. Whenever I see them I think about him and his faggotry. HE'S LIVING IN MY HEAD RENT FREE! Get him out! Get him out! Get him out! Get him out! Get him out!

Seems like I need to start a space wolves army to restore balance then.

>>96722589
A couple threads ago we had anons pitch in for their painting techniques. Wanna do one?

Painting my spehs mahreens as Crimson Fists, Y/N?

>>96722700
I'd say vtranny ruined chaos for me but GW beat xir to the punch

>>96722688
No one wants you here, go back.

>>96722700
>decal anon
Doakes.png

>>96722688
>uses the same reaction images as vtroon
HMMMMMMMM

>>96722714
Crimson Fists are cool, they’ll probably get some stuff with the 40th Anniversary, Pedro Kantor is rumored to get a refreshed model, though that seems like it’d happen regardless.

>>96722721
I made that meme u ugly freak!

>>96722565
Not exactly "learned", but practiced and improved at - sculpting and freehands.

According to Mike Brooks, all Eldar women vastly prefer Human men over Eldar men.

Returning to 40k because I was enticed to finally start a Dark Eldar army. Should I do a Kabal, Cult or Coven, dudes? I like Cult of the Wrath Unbound and the Coven of Twelve, and I’d do a /mydudes/ Kabal.

>>96722732
These dudes have so much sovl. If I were you I'd become a DM for a 40krpg and use these guys as NPCs theyre too cool to remain display pieces only.

>>96722741
Yeah, me.

>>96722751
I dont like that drukhari are basically 3 armies in one. Same issue I have with Dark Angels.

>>96722753
Thanks for the high praise anon, but I find roleplaying a bit too stressful.

>>96722756
They cant resist your apparent desire to kill yourself

>>96722756
dafuq? why you got three legs MUTIE

>>96722756
Attention whore.

>>96722751
homunculi are the only worthwhile aesthetic of the drewcareys
corsairs are better pirate space elves than krapalites and harlequins are better acrobat warriors than bytches

>>96722773
Which is stupid.

>>96722756
I dunno ask >>>/soc/

>>96722773
>corsairs are better pirate space elves than krapalites
Shut the fuck up, Mike.

>>96722709
He's banned though

>vtranny finally got janny'd
AHAHAHAHA

>>96722789
no he didn't?

>>96722760
Ok
>>96722773
Impressively incorrect, wow. Although making unique pain engines made from different species would be a rad project.

>>96722768
Now if only xhe wpuld actually follow through for once on xir life

>>96722790
Already switched devices I see

>>96722751
The faction is small enough you're probably going to end up with some of all three anyways. Pick the one you like the look and playstyle of best and go from there. There's a detachment now to support each and while the Wych Cult looks the most powerful right now that one is likely to get nerfed in a few months anyways so I'd worry less about what's good and more about what you like the most.

>>96722751
If you can find the old combat patrol start there for Kabals. If you can find the old boarding patrol start there for Cults. If you can't find either the new combat patrol has all the covens stuff in it.
Whatever you pick your're going to need a box of Mandrakes, Scourges, and a Venom.

What was the last 40k model that excited you frens? Not a remake but a brand new sculpt that interested you

>>96722751
ALl three because the range is so small

>>96722833
Lhykhis, probably.

>>96722833
Malys

>>96722751
You've pick a horrible edition to return to.

>>96722833
erolictor

>>96722785
All attention whores should be banned tbqh

>>96722833
Beast snaggaz and any ork release desu. Even if they’re wild misses almost always they are new models

>>96722842
Why? Just because a few of their older models are going to get new sculpts next edition? They've got rules now and those rules are going to persist into 11th edition as well.

>>96722565
Recently? Not much to be honest. I think I’m slowly getting better at blending but it’s still pretty ass. I’ve kinda plateaued for the time being. I’m reasonably happy with where I’m at though. Does learning to be okay with what you have count?

>>96722804
?

>>96722833
Wreckas, Squighogz, and Squigosaur Warboss. I'd add Kommandos but they're technically a remake even if hwavily departed from the old sculpts

>>96722856
His /soc/ post got him banned

>>96722842
Ideal Eldar proportions.
If she was 7'-8' tall would be perfect.

>>96722789
I'm not reposting my dumb escapades again.
How about we post models.

>>96722867
Ahh you're a schizo

>>96722852
No, because the fucking core rules are abysmal. It's been getting worse for several editions now.

>>96722867
If you get banned all your posts get nuked tourist-kun

>>96722888
NTA but that's not true. It can happen, but it's not a requirement. I've been plenty of times but my posts have stayed up (apart from the specific post/posts that caused the ban).

>>96722700
>>96722706
Space Wolves used to be a Joke before I came along here. They were the goofy Marine chapter that barely anyone here painted. Now that I have been posting fairly regularly we have at least 4+ new Wolves posters or people getting into the hobby to play them here.

>>96722881
>15 minutes
XHE DID GET JANNY'D
AHAHAHAHA
Hopefully you actually get banned next

What kind of armies do these girls play?

>>96722906
In the short time you've been here you've done more damage to the space wolf reputation than 15 years of people calling them furfags

>>96722888
>posts misinfo trying to fit in, revealing himself to be the tourist
Lul

>>96722912
Do you just think all Australians are your newest schizo obsession or what

>>96722923
stop replying to him

>>96722913
AoS

>>96722833
The new daemon prince looks cool, and is fun to assemble.

>>96722817
Fair enough. I like Wyches, but they're also my least favorite of the three. I’ll wait to see how they shake out before buying too many of them.
>>96722827
I bought a Venom a couple days ago, but I can’t find Mandrakes ant any of my lgs. I’ll keep an eye out for the older box sets, thanks anon.
>>96722834
I probably will have all three at some point, honestly. I guess I just need to decide where to start.
>>96722842
Well it’s the same for HH, so I’ve just decided to enjoy my suffering at this point lol.

>>96722913
space marines, usually ultras
sometimes night lords

>>96722881
My brother in christ use the brightness setting on your phone. You aren’t painting by computer light are you?

>>96722842
Damn this chick is hot, not gonna lie

>>96722936
It was easy to assemble but I’m not a fan of the hollowed out parts desu

>>96722938
Mandrakes are only in a Kill Team box and you might be able to find a couple second hand.

>>96722913
Tyranids
It's ALWAYS Tyranids

>>96722947
Why not?

>>96722938
At least it seems like a lot of players for Horus Heresy are just sticking to HH2.0. Probably helped by the lack of tourneyfags.

im not old as that but this art makes me feel oddly nostalgic. you can almost hear the synth music.

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>96722580
I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

>>96722991
It's Locktober, we're all locked up.

>>96722525 (OP)
I hope the Iron Warriors rumor for 40k are true.

>>96723008
What rumor?

>>96722948
That explains it, I thought they’d be standalone by now. I’ll have to comb eBay.
>>96722958
Yeah, the sweats all migrated and left behind a fun group at my lgs.

>>96722888
>If you get banned all your posts get nuked tourist-kun
way to out yourself lmao

>>96723000
>>96723006
>>96723016
>>96723022
>>96723033

Cool bugs dude, you starting a bugling army?

>>96722580
could be worse

Any anons happen to know how big Grotesques are compared to Ogryns? I have some ideas swirling.

>>96722565
I like kitbashing.

Complete Tyranid Eradication

>>96723094
Its spreading like wildfire and the mods are MIA!!!

>>96723076
A grotesque is roughly the same size as a AoS Rat Ogre

>>96723097
/

>>96723076
https://minicompare.info/

>>96723098
The art is on topic
You want the mods back to ban you again decalmutant?

>>96723113
Ban me for what and when and I find it mildly amusing you have your little pocket janny telling you when I post. Are you a girl? Just let me know you're interested already like damn!

Somewhat useless question of opinion; if Slaaneshi Eldar, existed, would they be;
>Absurdly beautiful and aesthetic, embodying Slaanesh's concept of perfection as visually immaculate beings of high art and skill hiding the cruelest and and most depraved minds in the galaxy who only desire to inflict pain, misery, and suffering to give praise to their god
Or
>Utterly abhorrent and horrifying creatures of malign form and will, each one a Chaos Spawn among Chaos Spawn, utterly incomprehensible save for being a mass of angry flesh
Thinking over some /dudes/ stuff.

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ifsqf3xo/john-french-tells-us-more-about-writing-the-dropsite-massacre/

What a shit week. Some marine heads and then loads of marine wank lore no one could give a fuck about

Remember that last night the decalmutant got confirmed as a negroid

>>96723103
>>96723112
>>96723136
Thanks, bros

>>96723138
No I just didnt get baited into posting my hand, remember that guy who did post his hand got banned? Remember that freako?

>>96723125
The latter seems more of a Tzeentch thing

Is there any indication of what the orbital battle looks like in an all-out multi-faction war? Dark Crusade mentions it very briefly, but if you have 5-10 factions vying for a planet, surely the star lanes must be absolutely fucked and non-stop carnage the entire time.

>>96723146
I didn't get banned, you did for your first of three meltdowns yesterday and are currently evading however ;3

>>96723157
I never got banned you stupid retard, I only got a warning.

The schizotism is getting out of hand.

>>96723131
GW can't keep 60% of their products in stock, why do people demand major releases every week?

>>96723154
40K fleets tend to be small and the ships used very expensive so they’re pretty loss conscious. It’s more like a constant battle of Jutland where the opposing fleets are maneuvering and throwing inaccurate long range fire at one another until one of them is crippled and then destroyed or forced to retreat. You can go into warp anywhere sufficiently far from a gravity well, though they aren’t very specific on the exact distance. So as long as you’re quick on the uptick you can potentially just go into warp and fuck off to the edge of the system to recover for a bit.


Your “average” fleet battle in 40K involves less than a dozen ships.

>>96723055
NTA but I saw the word “bugling” and my mind immediately went to trumpets.

>>96723125
Slaanesh would probably make them pretty to mock them
Xe doesn't seem keen on rampant mutation

>>96723183
This seems strangely fitting.

>>96723028
oh hey whats up DUDE

>>96723181
Welp. I was playing Battlefleet Gothic all wrong.

>>96722913
XX females play Sylvaneth
XY "females" play Tyranids

>>96722983
I think Deldar could use some new units but I don't think any existing kit needs to be redone imo

>>96722913
the one their boyfriend plays

Based nidposter

>>96723136
Are grotesques made from ogryns? t. clueless

>>96723181
I remember a neat scene from Plague Wars is when Typhus was looking to board a critical space station he created a screen of captured Imperial ships to draw fire and cover their boarding action as the Imperial ships slammed into the side of the station. Another interesting thing from I believe Dark Imperium is that Gulliman made a point of making new ships instead of hollowing out Space Hulks of destroyed ships and even traitor vessels and using the ship’s frame again.

>>96722580
>A Trygon
Apart from the risk of it eating me as well, probably pretty good actually, it's a big gribbly.

>>96723274
This. The current plastic range holds up extremely well

>>96722580
A Dark Eldar Reaver
So I guess I'm just fucked?

>>96723227
>Bad weather on weekend
>Sisters asks to show her how 40k plays
>Just mess around with some low point stuff rolling dice and killing time
>She mentions she likes the minis, talks about painting some since she likes little art projects
>Take her to a LGS and pet her pick out any box she wants
>She goes for the Sylvaneth spearhead
She went to college earlier this year on a sports scholarship and seems to be utterly miserable there, and the Sylvaneth have remainee unprimed since she couldn't decide on a scheme with all the prep going on. It's bad out there, lads.

>>96723293
Can be. Haemonculi will fleshcraft them out of any slave they want. They could be Ogryns, Orks, other Deldar, humans, or even an Air Caste Tau if they want a challenge.

>>96723323
Well you never know. There's a 5% chance it's the fun kind of fucked.

>>96723293
forget about lore, is the grotesque model meant to represent an eldar?

>>96723296
>>96723181
There are generally a few "common" ship types in each weight class below battleships that are in active production and are as close to "disposable" as 40k ships ever get

Stuff like cobra destroyers, some frigates, light cruisers and lunar class cruisers as well as some battlecruisers.

They're not the best by any means, but are reliable work horses that are supplemented by the rare classes that have capabilities far beyond what they can do, and *those* ships are the ones that have to be scrounged from space hulks or recaptured from the enemy.

>>96723406
They start from anything and could look like anything technically
It's just a single model.
Not all chaos spawn are bipeds for instance

>>96723221
BFG is extremely abstracted even compared to 40K tabletop. Since trying to manage orbital mechanics, constant thrust ratios, the fact that stealth in space is EXTREMELY difficult, and other issues. Like boarding an enemy ship should be effectively impossible during a battle outside of teleportation assaults. Yet it’s a key part of 40K navy battle stuff.

>>96723296
I’ve been reading some of the Gothic ear stuff, specifically Execution Hour, and yeah the combat is very much rule of cool. I’m pretty sure the first short even mentions ships shooting at eachother while in the warp.

>>96723406
Sometimes. Grotesques are made out of whatever the Haemonucli has on hand.
Sometimes he turns his underlings into one, willingly or unwillingly.
Sometimes it's slaves stitched together.
One time Rakarth turned a bunch of Tau diplomats into Grotesques after 'helping' a Tau settlement. This promptly pissed the Tau off a lot.

god i hate elves

>>96723412
I mean cobras and frigates are pretty easy to produce by 40K standards. Like only a couple years to build one. Meanwhile anything bigger than a light cruiser can take anywhere from decades to centuries to build. The fact that a lot of fleet bases have gigantic constructions slips means they can build a bunch all at the same time, it’s just that it still takes forever.

Honestly even the bigger ships shouldn’t “really” take more than a decade to build but its rule of cool stuff.

>>96723424
>>96723444
>reading comprehension
Chaos Spawns can be anything, but this particular build of this particular model is clearly representing a khornate warrior fallen to spawndom.
Are there any features to that particular model that could help us pinpoint whether that's an eldar derived grotesque?

>>96723131
Been a shit month anon

>>96723341
>>96723424
Thank you for the reply, dark eldars are breddy guul :DDD (already have armies to finish first!)

>>96723169
Thats because the factories are too busy printing so much marineslop. Maybe if it weren't for that trygons would be in stock for more than a few months out of the year.

>>96723487
Yes
It's a biped

>>96723487
the only thing that needs to be said about chaos spawn is that the models need an update

>>96723526
You wouldn't be buying anything either way

>>96723487
>Are there any features to that particular model that could help us pinpoint whether that's an eldar derived grotesque?
It's got big ugly feet, so it's not an eldar

>>96722589
>>96722687
are space wolves the coolest faction in 40k? easy top 3 with daemons and IG right?

>>96723487
The only Grotesques kit since 5th is a notoriously shit monopose Finecast resin build with almost no customizability. It is not anything like the chaos spawn kit. If you wanted to add features to it to make sure it was an Eldar, you could sculpt some elf ears on it or something.

>>96723444
>>96723341
Aren't grotesques just Haemunculi apprentices? I thought pain engines were the ones stitched together from whatever they've captured

>>96723556
>When a halfling makes a deal with a Haemonculus for a height surgery

>>96723557
They're not even in the top 3 coolest marine factions
>Top 3
>Names guard and daemons
Ah, it was just bait carry on

>>96723510
Also, if you haven't been keeping up with the news Grotesques aren't a legal unit for Dark Eldar anymore and got deleted from their army on Wednesday along with the Beastmaster, Court of the Archon, Tantalus, and Urien Rakarth.

>>96723550
I'll video myself going into a GW store and buying any non-marine 40k/KillTeam product today just to prove your gay ass wrong. What do you want me to get?

>>96723566
Maybe old lore?
At some point GW has made them originating from whatever the Haem wants

>>96722842
>Glasses
I want to shove her into a wood chipper

>>96723510
I like them because I think they're the opposite. They're incredibly pathetic. They woke up from a drug-fueled binge the likes of which the universe has never seen to find their baby (the Eldar Empire) long dead and rather than face it they just dove back into the drugs so hard that they reached such new levels of addiction that their withdrawal symptoms now includes soul-death. A pathetic misery so grandiose and cowardly that they even needed to fetishize it to just function.

They're unapologetically the actual worst pieces of shit in the 40k universe, and I love it.

>>96723577
Hilariously GW made their legends rules fucking great

>>96723597
>soul death
What?

>>96723577
Weren't grotesques kind of core? Why is every army losing units???

>>96723427
>Like boarding an enemy ship should be effectively impossible during a battle outside of teleportation assaults.
Boarding happens in BFG but it's still more "lots of small craft and pods fly from one ship to the other over the course of an hour" than lowering gang planks and tying the ships together

Unless they're tyranids boarding you in which case their ship *does* literally bite yours and holds on while all the bugs rush over

>>96723583
Nope, I'm just totally wrong and was thinking of Wracks. Not sure how I could make that mistake seeing as they're both misshapen, half-naked masked musclemen with painful sounding names.

>>96723557
Ignore the tard, they are easily the sickest Marine Faction in the game and Blood Angels are the next coolest.

>>96723566
>Aren't grotesques just Haemunculi apprentices
Those are Wracks, and yes. Medical residency is almost as fucked in 40k as in the real world

>>96723608
They are constantly withering away because Slaanesh is slurping their souls
I admit I'm not clear on the mechanics of how they overcome this by sucking emotions out of people

>>96723577
>legal units
We play homerules, I only care for model kits
>>96723597
I like spiky super evil bad guys (I love everything, I believe any faction/subfaction is great if you make it yours.)

>>96723566
>Aren't grotesques just Haemunculi apprentices?
Kind of

Wracks and Grotesques used to be the same unit way back in the day, but then they were separated so Wracks are the apprentices and Grotesques are the experiments/art pieces

Fun fact: Back in the old Deldar codex, if you couldn't trigger Instant Death on a grotesque with shooting, you couldn't hurt them with shooting at all!

>>96723588
Final cosplay is sans-glasses.

>>96723608
Slaanesh sucks their souls away unless they funnel pain and misery through it, hence all the torture.

>>96722565
I got better at painting women's faces and I'm happy with the progress I made with it.
>>96722580
>emperors champion
I at least have a chance.

>>96723637
>>96723649
Yeah, I realized my mistake soon enough.

Still, neat little historical dive. Thanks, anons!

>>96722565
I’ve been working on my freehand skills to do lightnings bolts on my night lords, it’s going well but every time I put brush to model I feel like I’m disarming a bomb

>>96723636
agreed

Man My allergies hit me like a ton of bricks today, wtf! I am sneezing all over my models!

>>96723655
I like the selfie version

>>96723557
Jobs to imperial fist

>>96723678
Just keep your paints thin and you can fix all your mistakes

>>96723686
Do you play Deathguard? Then is okay!

>>96723618
GW is shelving finecast. Soon or later you are getting them in plastic. Might be a lot later

>>96723687
You know this chick thrusts like a champ with that lengthy abdomen.

>>96723638
Best way to imagine it is a vessel like a vase but it has a small hole in it.
When you fill the vase with water it'll start dripping out little by little but not all at once. But eventually the vessel will run dry if left alone.
But you can post pone the water running out by adding in more water.

However with the deldar eventually will die however since to rejuvenate they will need more and more extreme depravity and suffering to counter act the soul drain.
Eventually they will found out that there isn't anything that'd sate their "hunger" and they will eventually fully wither and die.

>>96723636
Seething brown hands typed this post

Is it just me or do the new ork sculpts look wrong?
Like the heads/faces look weird and the machinery also has issues i cant really pinpoint.

>>96723735
White like lightning you mud colored puke

>>96723715
appropriate use of johnny bravo for this scenary

>>96723722
I like it - the hole gets bigger over time just like how streams can turn into rivers as they erode the rock. So they need bigger or faster refills.

>>96722525 (OP)
I feel like Tau have the potential to be so fucking awesome, why can’t they have more alien aux? They’ve mailed the armour and mech suits, now it’s time for more aliens!

Tau shouldn’t just be muh mono phase shooting army

>>96723746
I know what you mean

it's not going to get better on the ork faces front

>>96723557
Ultramarines, guard and Sisters of Battle are the coolest factions.
Space Wolves don't even rank in top 20.

>>96723753
>decalnazi showing his true colors
The ss stickers weren't a joke. You really are fuckhead nazi.

>>96723753
A real white man wouldn't cry and run away from the accusation and instead disprove it
But your resistance betrays your swarthy nature

>>96723770
They aren't!! Farsight has a sword!!!

>>96723774
You baited me into that comment because you're an obsessive faggot, I dont actually feel that way but he was calling me a "N" so I returned the favor.

>>96723773
>Guard
>Coolest
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>96723753
>lightning
So the decals weren't just a joke.

>>96723781
Get smarmed lol

>>96723793
Certainly more cooler than furries, that's for sure.

>>96723789
Ok nazi.

>>96723655
holy fucking shit man

>>96723771
It's weird because I feel like AOS/TOW suffers a little less from this issue ,still looks wrong nonetheless.

>>96723655
>>96723687
shame her ass is clearly edited, i've seen people with that kind of 0.001% fat distribution but she isn't real

>>96722687
Models!

>>96722842
>>96723683
>>96723687
>>96723655
>Ai slip
Kill yourself

>>96723838
Man those are so freakin' nice.
Wish mine looked like that.

>>96723823
>>96723844
>AI
No it isnt

>>96723799
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>96723789
just leave already you fucking cockroach

>>96723838
The bases are good

>>96723855
never said it was AI, just that it's edited

>>96722751
they just killed off half the coven range

Will the new Iron Hands Detachment be broken?
Will xenos and heretics fear the penis cannons?

>>96723898
They'll probably come back in KillTeam.

>>96723813
tow is using old minis, aos absolutely surfers from this

they practically lost the iconic long face

>>96723909
Only if IH get unique models because GW will need to shift them which guarantees the rules will be good.

>>96723687
>Looked up the full shoot
>Final set of pics is her in a Dark Angels shirt
Bros...

>>96722833
Was the daemon prince released before or after Vashtorr? Whichever one of those came later, I guess.

>>96723638
they're basically psychic vampires, eldar feel emotions so intensely that they can use the suffering of others to heal their souls. its just something all eldar are able to learn to do

>>96723136
Would kill for plastic charonite ogryns

>>96723758
there's slums of commoragh filled with withered deldar who've lost their minds, its pretty fucked up

friendly reminder that 13% of elves summon 25% of chaos gods

>>96723945
Serves them right desu. Live by the suffering die by the suffering.

Using the eye of horus icon on non-BL legionaries rubs me the wrong way, am I autistic? or just a cuck?

>>96723915
>tow is using old minis
They have the new resin characters
>aos absolutely surfers from this
Yeah certainly but it feels less jarring when you compare it with something like the new mek.
>they practically lost the iconic long face
Yeah I dont have much hope for new minis

>>96723956
Nah that's just normal autism i have that too

>>96723956
The frequent presence of eyes of horus was a not-uncommon criticism of these models when they first dropped

>>96723969
I already used the regular one on another champ. Having two of the same is equally annoying. Plus I bet in 11th they will make it so champions themselves can't carry icons anymore.

>>96723864
You complain so much it’s incredible.

>>96723956
Yeah probably but the good kind

Though you could be playing a random Warband that says they are the TRVE successors of the Sons of Horus

>>96723933
Lotta green on that table

>>96723932
Oh wait he said "not a remake" so nevermind the DP bit
Vashtorr then

>>96723864
TRVKE

So wracks, do you go full twin melee on them or use the schizo loadout guns?

>>96723850
>>96723873
Thanks anons

>>96723444
Why can’t the Tau appreciate Dark Eldar culture?

>>96724001
Green is best after all.

>>96724015
I think you keep a Liquifier and a Powersword on the Acothyst so you can still trigger a Battleshock test in the shooting phase too. Though the Hexrifle is also a really good fun too.

>>96724035
>Cult of the Infinite Unoccurrence

>>96724047
Kek.
>>96724019
No problem.
It reminds me that I need to strip down my marines and start again.

>>96724035
Why did you give her Ben Shapiro lips?

>>96724073
Are you attracted to Benis Shapiro?

>>96724073
if you are going to post a shapiro then at least post everyone's favourite

>>96723956
I imagine the other Chaos Marines have to placate Abbadon’s and the Black Legion’s autism, so random heraldry popping up to indicate they TOTALLY swear allegiance to him and his goals wouldn’t be too out of place.

>>96722622
Is that a Primaris Harlequin?

>>96722622
The spear looks A LOT better than when you first posted it, nice job

>>96724104
Surely a cult legion under one of the chaos gods wouldn't have to do that?

>>96723956
It was the eye of terror before it was the eye of horus

>>96724147
Sure, why not?
>>96724161
Thanks anon

>>96723956
>am I autistic? or just a cuck?
Yes

>>96724171
They send guys to help him on his crusades, I imagine some of them will take up his symbols as a show of goodwill.

>>96724171
Erm, akshully Abaddon is more important and powerful than the Chaos Gods and he forced all four Daemon Primarchs to kneel before him in fealty and swear they would assist his Crusades as much as he wished. Abaddon is just THAT cool.

Got my Knights codex today, yippee!!

>>96724266
does it have any new artwork inside?

>>96724261
Abbo literally showed up and demanded the blueprints for how to make defilers from Morty and he coughed them up for nothing like a meek little bitch

>>96724266
Its my first Knight Codex so its all new to me.

>>96724289
I'm pretty sure it went the other way around:
Abbadon commissioned the creation of the defilers during one crusade (later it got said he had witnessed the soulgrinders and wanted to recreate that)
While the death guards were one legion that received the defilers or the blueprints to make them (to justify the larger amount of cross compatibility in their codex at the start of 8th, and perhaps as sneaky support for the plague hulk)

>>96724289
To be fair Morty is in fact a bitch

>>96722709
Why do you do this to every community event. I was going to let you do one in about a month. Now you're banned for good

>my dark eldar CP is delayed
Fucking GW can't even supply LGS on time for preorders

>>96724429
Thats not me dude, i didnt even respond to him because you already said I was banned. Can I please do one in a month??

>>96724431
Could be worse. Some people are going to be waiting over a month.

This isn't new but I still find it mildly amusing.

>>96724457
i do not understand what am i looking at

>>96722888
It's a case by case thing. The new janny seems to be more willing to just delete posts without bans. I think the only time the nuke all of your posts is if they rangeban you, and I imagine that's just shooting all the posts with the same user IP

>>96724452
i think i'm just gonna use this

elves using axes is kino

How do you get scars like that?

>>96723212
You say that like the filename doesn't say twink, not everything with long hair and thigh highs is a scary transexual

>>96724471
A collab that CoD and 40k had.

>>96724522
well ur ghey soooo

>>96722565
m a g n e t s

>>96724544
doakes.jpg

>>96724517
Electrical arcing can do that.

>>96724436
I'll think about it

>>96724517
Turn yourself into stone let it crack, and then turn back normal again.

>>96724507
Yes

>>96724559
Ty King

>>96722842
https://simpcity.cr/threads/kittilittl.23839

>>96723683
I respect the dedication to make 5 consistent Guardsman outfits with full armor.

I love my big red wife

>>96724575
>literal porn forum
What is this 2004

>>96724593
Where do you gets your OF leaks from?

>>96724581
Anon it's AI

I think Shoota Boyz should be 3 shots with no rapid fire and have Assault

>>96723683
>>96724586
Can you pay attention to the images you've already sent of this weird stickbug lady

>>96724599
I'm not so desperate that I need to track down a specific person's porn. I just jerk off to whatever shows up on the frontpage of pornhub when I open it. One day there will be 40k cosplay porn there, and I probably won't even click it because someone on the frontpage will have bigger boobs

>>96724600
anti-AI keks in shamble

>>96724625
I wish I had the libido of a 20-year-old.

>>96724582
Needs fatter tits.

>>96724599
coomer su

>>96724665
Yea that Chappelle skit hits home for me now lol

>>96724600
Why would you double-down on bullshitting something so easily proven?

are women retarded? no hate, but who convinced her this was a good idea.

>>96724727
what is.
Those aren't real scars anon.

>>96724586
lmfao

>>96722842
you can feel the crazy from here but i still would

>>96724727
>are women retarded?
Yes, have you never dealt with one before?

Coomers be gone

>>96724727
Everyone is retarded anon, why would you bother to ask. Are you just booty blasted that someone with tits has their own mind and makes mistakes?

>>96724727
The Chud sees a woman free and powerful and thinks
>why is she doing this, I don't approve

>>96723920
>>96723933
That's a cool scheme on those necrons.

>>96724727
That's clearly a bald cap, and someone likely paid money to access that so who's the real retard? The guy paying money for tit pics of a girl in a baldcap with an off center fleur de lis temp tattoo? Or the girl who is probably paying her rent for the month with an hour of photography

>>96724842
both

>>96724891
Why? She's making money while putting in almost no effort, while people on balkan windsurfing blogs advertise her of and videos for free. Seems pretty clever picking 40k to focus her content on with how undersaturated it is compared to anime and video game cosplay. She doesn't really have any sort of competition

>>96724828
Probably my second favourite ‘cron scheme to play against, I don’t think the guy really likes playing 40k much though. Still he paints great and is a good dude.

Too lazy to google this
How does being a perpetual work?
You get shot in the head and you just stand up a few hours later?
You get blown up and you coalesce later?
Spaced? Perpetual, buh dum tish, death and resurrection?

I've been shopping. Time to spread the Greater Good.

>>96724983
They're timelords.

>>96724984
I need to paint my Pathfinders and my Stealth Suits.

>>96724984
See you in 5 years

>>96724724
>Proven
>By posting more AI

What base for Hand of the Archon in new Codex? 25mm or 28mm. 25mm are in the box.

any deldarfags itt ? if im building a drakhari army are grotesques worth it ? or should i just skip over them ?

>>96724927
because she's a woman

>>96725037
Hard to say
They got Legend's but the profile is fantastic
I'd like to assume they'll come back but pic related

>>96725037
Grotesques are a legends unit now broski. Non-legal for matched play.
But they are pretty good if you have kitbashed ones and a group that does casual or narrative play or plays older editions.

>>96725030
Base sizes don't change unless they change the sizes of the bases that come in the box. Check the store page and see what the current box ships with to see if yours is the same
>>96725037
Squatted

>>96723915
Left is caveman savage orks. Short brow. Tiny eyes. Huge mouth, flat nose, small ears.
Right is Pig orks. Bigger forehead with no brow, big ears, huge pig nose, smaller mouth

Paint left pink and it's still an ork. Paint right pink and its a Darkest Dungeon pig man.

>>96725043
Back to the /aco/ bara thread with you faggor

>>96725015
Oh, I see you are merely pretending. Carry on.

Speaking of grotesque
Ideas for a Skaven Haemonculus? I want to use my old ROgres
I have a few of these guys but maybe something more fleshy

>>96723920
I like this dude daydreaming. What is he thinking about /40kg/?

>>96725119
John French energy

>>96725030
App has official base size now. Hand are on 25mm bases.

>>96725119
>god I wish I could shoot that star

>>96724457
john krasinski is john warhammer, coming summer 2026

>>96725126
Is there a reason I should know this specific bald white man that looks like 98% of bald white men

>>96724517
broken bottle

>>96725138
Oh hey that's actually pretty handy. New recruit should steal that feature

No Girls allowed!

>>96725010
I don't even have a paint scheme ready. There's so many to choose from.

>>96725014
Can't be that bad. Those are all medium-big robots.

I can only hope that 11th gets points adjustments similar to AOS to force smaller armies. I hate that game but I’m sick of 40k armies being fucking huge even at 1K. Pic related or combat patrols should be enough to play a real game

This thread is starting to look positively grotesque

>>96725193
Please be classic ochre Tau scheme.

>>96725180
There are multiple girls in that artwork and chaos is the one faction of actual marines where it's possible with the power of chaos for a mortal woman to be granted enough power and scavenge enough equipment to act effectively as a marine.

Sorry, but the factions for boys are other ones.

>>96725180
feels like half the general has tits at this point, guess women just like painting.

>>96725203
Those are orange.

>>96725193
The robots take forever without an airbrush. I STILL haven’t finished highlighting my stormsurge. I just did the first round and called it done for now.

>>96725195
You can play a game at that size if you want anon

>>96725059
>>96725066
>>96725074
I don't understand why they would go to the trouble of updating and fixing their index errors and then majorly buff them just to squat them. Like it almost seems like they were intended for the codex and for cut last minute.

>>96725210
only if you count mantits

>>96725088
stay mad roastie

>>96725195
You don't really want that. Haven't you see the state of AoS?

What is the Tau diet? Are they herbivores? Is that why they are so physically weak?

>>96725272
Aren't they bovine?

>>96725263
The best part of aos is spearhead, and it's better than both the current ruleset for aos, but also better than 40k, combat patrol, and boarding actions. The best thing that could happen to 40k right now would be deleting everything in the combat patrol and boarding actions rules and then starting from scratch based on spearhead

who /malys/ here ? just got mine pre-ordered deldarbros

>>96725195
>boxposting
Ew

>>96725145
His face is on warhammer community today. He's an author or something

>>96725311
>shipping information posting
Ew

>>96725325
It’s not mine and it’s used in the post halfwit

>>96725193
I decided to be a basic bitch and choose the white, black and red bullshit.

>>96725311
barbaaaaaaaaay

>>96725311
>$45
People will pay this and not even paint the fucking thing.

>>96725311
45 dollars for a single model, jesus I remember when that was 5 bucks in a blister.

>>96725284
I've seen the hooves but idk, this is probably the most I've ever thought about Tau, which "why are they weak?"

>>96725373
>can't post models
>can't even post his own box
This is a new low for tourists

>>96725272
They're bovines with two stomachs so they naturally probably ruminate. Most of them are vegetarians but some Fire Warriors eat meat.

>>96725390
Sad your boogie man is not here to entertain you?

>>96725386
They have bad close range vision I think

>>96725382
When they were 5$ a blister you could buy a new car off the lot for less than ten grand, eggs cost less than 2 bucks a dozen, and chicken wings were 5$ for 2 pounds. Everything is up

>>96725406
What. I wasnt implying you were a specific person or that you were pretending to be a specific person. What are you even talking about rn

>>96725311
She ready to ship out on the next raider
But not if she wants to be able to use her redeploy at the start of the game because transport rules are dumb

>>96725449
I accept your concession

>>96725377
?
>>96725382
inflation is a hell of a drug.....ive just accepted that 40k is an expensive asf hobby

>>96725379
im going to build a deldar army around her probably 1k to keep it small

>>96725386
They aren't really. There's never been a meaningful stat difference, Fire Warriors have a better save due to more advanced armor.

>>96725404
>>96725419
>the herbivorous onions enjoyers are actually cattle
>nerds with bad vision going "urm if we just work together"
I don't know why people rag on the fish memes, this is way funnier.

>>96725459
based modelchad. how long did you spend paining her ?

>>96725478
>?
He was reading the name of the packer processing your order because he's a psycho and was looking for personal information

>2023-2024, accumulate CSM
>2025, get some Cult troops like plague marines
>decide I can get myself a Green Terminator Lord and just run death guard on the side with one of those Plagueburst tanks and the floating guy
>GW says FUCK your cross compatibility, dumpsters plague cultists and shit
Fuck you gw I will just use them as poxwalkers not gonna paypig for cultists: shambling zombies when I already have accursed cultists: fucked up guys.

Same goes for the other cult troops I have that should be cross compatible. Havocs can just be noise marines.

>>96725515
grim

>>96725514
Not long. Intentionally simple scheme for painting a lot of models quickly. For the love of God do not fully assemble before painting though. Leave the fan arm off at the very least as a subassembly, and the hair too.

Anon’s Lady Malys is nice, but I hate her as a character and we should have gotten Duke Sliscus instead.

>>96725507
it also means tau have intimidating giant bull cocks and the women can be milked easily

>>96725538
Duke Sliscus is a Corsairs character though.

>>96725535
ive learned my lesson the hard way....i only paint my models as i assemble them nowadays

>>96725550
No he isn’t, retard.

>>96725550
Ok and? yriel can be the corsair character for craftworlds and the duke can be the corsair character for commorragh

together they make a much better ynnari alliance

>>96725624
Yes he is, drater.

>>96725640
Malys is the half-way Drukhari/Harlequins character too. She should have had the ability to redeploy Harlequins too just because of her Cegorach connection.

>>96725532
Tbf you got away pretty good. This was the best possible way to learn why you need to be careful here, outside of having it happen to someone else

>>96725547
>taufag coping his race is below fungus on the food chain with 'muh dik'
If it wasn't for the Votann, Tau would probably be the space jews of the setting.

>>96725653
>>96725624
If this argument goes on for more than 5 more posts without either of you posting source I'm going to start dumping smut to drown you out

>>96725667
Why is their symbol a beatle?

>>96725653
Then why was he in the DARK ELDAR codex, you shit-chomping lobotomite?

>>96725679
EAT THE BUGS!

>>96725684
I accept your concession

>>96725684
Because at the time a Corsair codex didn't exist. Harlequins were in literally the same codex.

>>96725657
i sometimes forget how dangerous and mentally ill a few ppl are here

A girl said she liked the colors I used on a demon prince.
This compliment will keep me going for about 3-4 months

>>96725708
Show us the daemon prince you fag

>>96725720
He obviously likes chicks

>96725701
Yeah, you’re an actual retard.
>>96725702
Sliscus is explicitly described as a Dark Eldar, not a Craftworlder turned Corsair like Yriel or the others.

>>96725734
Not if he can't show us his cool daemon prince. Then both parts of his story are unbelievable and he's a fag

>>96725720
last time I posted a model like half a year ago someone was really rude and it lives rent free to me

>>96725748
Resist the haters anon

>>96725748
even if someone is mean to you theres acrually good feedback to be gained here if you ask how to improve

>>96725748
>6 months ago
More than likely the person who was being a faggot about your models is gone now if it's who imagine it likely was. Show us the model lad.

>>96725748
Unless you paint REALLY well(and sometimes not even then) there will always be someone here acting like a dick. Stop being such a pussy and post your shit

>>96725748
Anon, you could post Golden Daemon quality work here and some faggot would try to shit on you because they are empty husks with no creative spark in them whatsoever. That’s who those anons are. Post your prince, dude.

>>96725746
Sliscus is a Commorite turned Corsair the same way Yriel is a Craftworlder turned Corsair.

>>96725807
I bring this guy to every 5th game I play for my Wyches
He is loads of fun.

>>96725807
Ok. I actually do concede the point. I was wrong.

>>96725748
I wouldn't stress about what the nomodels and sloppers say here. Most of it is just people lashing out at their betters. It's rare to see someone shitting on someone's model whose actually punching down, usually it's someone at a similar level who feels like they have something to prove

>>96723956
In my Night Lords the fluff is that the banner used to announce their loyalty to Horus during the heresy but now they wear it to spite Abaddon’s bastard conglomerate legion

>>96725203
It's a very high consideration for me but I kinda want to make my own dudes. I might do a slight variation on it.

>>96725284
>>96725404
>>96725507
Tau are Tapirs in space.

>>96725794
>looks fine
>0 results in archive
>0 results lens
You're a sensitive bitch, or you're making stuff up and are fishing for compliments

>People want older helmets
>Release 50 head kit
>It's almost all bare heads or variations of existing Mark X helmets included in every Intercessor kit
>The faces are some of the ugliest I've ever seen probably because of Eavy Metal, but still
Is GW retarded?

>>96725794
He looks great, why do you care what anonymous people say about you? They might as well not even exist.

>>96725889
>Is GW retarded?
No, they are genius. Rather than buying 1 upgrade sprue people will need to buy 5.

>>96725889
They wanted a soft release of female Marines, they know we crave Marussy.

>>96725889
>Is GW retarded?
Worse, these were probably heads they sculpted during the making of the various other chapters' upgrade sprues but were discarded for lacking space on those so now they try to sell you the leftovers.
Not only that, they force these leftovers in the christmas bundle, directly tanking the overall savings that box would have had.

So, no, they're not retarded, they're malicious.

>>96725889
someone at GW loves painting full juicy lips

>>96725926
Who?

>>96725910
>we crave Marussy.
Speak for yourself
It's real weird how butch dyke some of the faces look though. 40k will crash and burn if that happens though.

>>96725926
Skari started on Black Templar and has played other factions before so I'm sure you are just making a big deal out of nothing.

>>96725488
Memes shitting on Tau are from Space Marinefags due to the fact Space Marines got rekt every single time fighting Tau. Including losing Raven Guards Chapter Master. It must sting.

>>96724748
the ones under her implants are

This is a femoid marine. It’s begun.

>>96725946
I know I was just kidding, shits retarded as fuck lookin.

>>96725948
He said he's done with Drukhari.

>>96725945
Dark smelldar tourney player who is so good that he swings the whole win rate by up to 5% every time he plays. He usually goes undefeated most tourneys

>>96725864
Your NL have been using the same gear since the heresy?

>>96725794
Looks great pussy, the only thing I'd do is clean up the base rim, all the white stains/dust on the black looks ugly.

>>96725957
>lost the chaptermaster of the least important chapter
nah, that's like bragging about beating up a child lmao

>>96725980
Holy shit that’s gay, I’m sorry I asked.

>>96725889
It's not retarded to sell shit if people buy it.

>>96725997
It's enough for marinefags to seethe or cope like you.

>>96726023
>taufags getting uppity when no one takes them seriously
>seething at marinechads bc we are the MCs of the setting
feels gud having all the bitches and glory lmao

>>96726023
I feel like by filtering the words cope and seethe that my 40kg browsing experience could be improved significantly

>shitposter ruins slaanesh
>shitposter ruins blood angels
>shitposter ruins tau
What's next?

>>96725980
>Ridvan "Skari" Martinez
He's also just flat out the second best player in the world and pretty much only plays his meme faction even when they are bad.

>>96726056
I feel like there's a conspicuous lack of an Eldar shitposter in these threads

>>96726041
>saaaar, saaar do not redeem plot point
>wee are da suppirior, we have manners
>we will bloody continue until manners improve, bitch lasagna

What have (YOU) done today

>>96725851
This is just contrast slop.

>>96726071
because there's a shitposter that cries about them at any mention

>>96726078
I've been painting a Seraphon model today

>>96726074
>cant refute my points
>schizo menty b
kek what are you even saying retard ? use english

>>96726056
>>shitposter ruins blood angels
BA managed that fine on their own.

>>96726056
kinda forgot space wolves there anon

>>96726078
Goofed off after work.
I really want to paint this weekend.

blood angels will always be cool to me because they were promoted heavily when I was a naive pre-teen reading white dwarf magazine

>>96726071
Have you been put for the past week? We have several threads in a row of Eldarfags complaining about Brooks and the nee Corsair book.

>>96726101
no, i was likening taufags to indians

>>96726135
based

>>96726129
I like that their guys are different colours and I don't actually hate the sanguinory guard and the sanguinor is a cool not-daemon that makes them the most unique of the 'special do not steel' chapters.

>>96726078
Made tokens for my wolves, Oath of moment and the Headtaker rules

>>96726078
I did a bit of work on the daemon engine.
I dont know if i need to bulk the back/shoulderblade are out some more or if it looks okay as is.

is the 40k rules team just bad at writing rules? or just wont write good rules because they know 40k players will consoom regardless?

>>96726149
I love this thing already, can't wait to see it finished.

>>96726056
Who ruined BA?
>>96726126
Go to hell twerp

>>96726133
That is not the same as having a dedicated shitposter who collects and prominently displays their Eldar. That's just people discussing new releases.

>>96726041
>nooo it doesn't count because I don't like that particular chapter
Classic cope.

>>96726049
Cope and seethe is what this thread does best and most often.

>>96725981
CSM in general lack gear production but many NLs also get spat out 8000 years after the heresy and then spend another 3000 years back in the wrap and then out in the real space again.

>>96726141
>caste system
>obsessed with ai
>unwarranted self importance
>views themselves as the mega tech saviors of the galaxy
think about it.

>>96725702
>>96725684
>>96725538
>>96725550
Does a corsair cordex exist? QRD? Soon?

Also since Anhrathe covers both Rangers and Corsairs it annoys me that Rangers don't get the Anhrathe keyword. GW you fucks.

>>96726101
Post your Guilliman again, lmao.

>>96725889
>Is GW retarded?
Well yeah, it's pretty given at this point.
But they are also dickheads as well. They intentionally put all those bareheads into this kit purely as filler because know people want more unique helmet options. So forcing them to buy junk they will never use forces the people to buy more of this kit if they want to add more unique flare to their marines.

>>96726184
oh my god taufags really *are* space indians lmao. right down to their multi armed goddess and greater good bollocks

>>96726198
>BTFO so hard he has to resort to ad hominem
my sides

>>96726078
Cleaned the chinesium bits of 5 out of 10 Possessed

>>96725889
faces are more fun to paint than helmets but I don't know why it wasn't a 50/50 ratio

>>96725969
now post the boob plate

>>96726112
>GW managed that fine on their own.
FTFY

>>96726220
She really considers her Guilliman to be an insult. Lmao. Can't get any lower.

Based and dare I say gold pilled?

>>96726149
Go to bed

>>96726264
I like the color scheme but sand off the nubs dude

>>96725910
All of those are male marines.

>>96726244
"nonononono not like that marine-sama AIEEEEEEE"

-taufags 42nd millennium

>>96726220
>saar, our women are suppirior
>*crying* and no our cocks are not small. very beeg
reread the thread if you didn't catch it

What the fuck is this thread?

>>96722536
This is my favorite ritualpost, because it makes people(person?) angrier than any other ritualpost. What do people think baes favorite unit would be? Spawn would be appropriately chaotic, but daemon prince would be fitting too

>>96726320
a complete mess like it has been for the past week or so

>>96726290
I do not have a sander or sand paper. The nubs add character

>>96726325
Deepstrike off a bridge

>>96726277
Soon, I promise.

>>96724582
Need

what would happen if you licked a power-sword

>>96726359
Funny you ask

>>96726086
It's actually all layered, the only contrast used was to tint the gold but I wouldn't expect you to be able to tell. If you said the same his brother I did recently though I'd agree with you.

>>96725957
Aren’t two of our most prolific tau model posters also marinefags?

>>96726380
Who are the prolific posters of each faction?

>>96726078
Stripped some calth firstborn and now they're drying off.

>>96726359
Nothing, really. Power fields are suppose to weaken molecular bonds. The blade is still doing the physical cutting, it's just easier as the molecular bonds break more easily. You can also turn off the field.

>>96726149
Really sweet.

>>96726359
it depends on whether the power sword is turned on or off

if the first case it gets an erection

>>96726385
Coal Hearts anon has Tau. That’s the only one I know.

>>96726385
I’m not gonna summon the avatarfags for you. I was just pointing out that your post is nonsense.

>>96726419
>avatarfags
back to /v/ with you

>>96726417
The dark kraken guy has FSE tau, and the ochre tau guy who likes to shit on sallyfag has salamanders and blood angels.

>>96726290
Nubs?

>saar, please do not make fun of us, we are friends with poplur guy.
kek

>>96726264
These are pretty bad. You should take your time, there's a lot of paint spilling onto other areas because you're rushing. Also the mouldlines and nubs shouldn't have to be pointed out, if we can see them then you can too.

>>96726433
>popular
Strong words

Iron within
>max image replies reached
Reeeee

>>96726347
spul

>>96726442
Get fucked pertardabo.

>>96726325
Skaven

>>96726438
show spilling, CHUD

>>96726367
Oof. Needs acetone correction

>>96726440
>saar, we do not sound like that. our accents are vedy gud
lmao anon, stop. i can't breathe i'm laughing so hard

>>96726359
What's the point of power armor leggings if they aren't connected to the power pack attached to the back of the breastplate?

Are any Darkmech or CSM willing to loot Xenos tech the same way some Admech are curious about Tau or Necron tech?

>>96726426
NTA but a couple of posters here border pretty heavily on being avatarfags no matter what cope you come up with.

>>96726489
Don’t let my name come out of your fat mouth or so help me god.

>>96726489
This stinks of tourist seething at their betters

>>96726489
There's only one redditor here who qualifies as an avatarfag

>>96726301
>Everything
>LITERALLY EVERYTHING
>Jobs to ultramarines
>But there are totally real super dangerous threats in the galaxy so we can't wipe out the tau.
This setting is so shit and bloated, it should literally just be space marines killing orcs

>>96726489
Especially me. I'm the Avatar of Khaine in hiding because I'd job if GW discovers I'm here.

>>96726485
We don't know. If GW had balls they'd have mutant Croneworld elfdurr with eight arms and two heads teaching the magos infernalis or whatever their title is how to wield perfect warp energy so they can put TWO daemons in it.

>>96726462
It's everywhere and I can't just post a duplicate image without tripping the spam filter.

>>96726504
Good, keep it unspecific.

>Image Limit
Don't forget to just migrate to the other thread when this one's done instead of making another one.
>>96722546
>>96722546
>>96722546

>>96726540
>>96726489

It's just the fecalfag

>>96726543
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad

>>96726550
Fuckin bitch

>>96726489
literally who

>>96726150
Yes

Geeeeze well sorry I’m not a professional artist, guy

>>96726301
Okay, let me take a guess. You are also unironically mentally ill. Did I get that right? I think I did.