Thread 96722546

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>>96719567

>thread question:
What new hobby or tabletop skill have you most recently learned?

How many of your Marines don't wear helmets?

are the Deimos Pattern tanks the same as the old 40k ones?

I am developing a love hate relationship with my army as I paint more and more of it.
On the one hand I love how it looks, I love the lore, I love the concept of rotten, shambling marines advancing slowly and contaminating everything with their presence.
But on the other hand the models are so overdetailed it's actually starting to impact my enjoyment of painting them. Every single nook and cranny has something. You thought this was an armor plate? Actually, there are leeches poking from underneath. There? Some tentacles growing. What about there? Horns, and the horns also have slugs on them by the way. What about the cloak? Oh, it actually has some hanging cables. Well, I guess the gun is just corroded metal, right? You thought, here are some fungal growths and for good measure put some parts of skin/flesh in the gun barrel. Oh and there? There's clearly pus seeping. And while we're at that why not put some pustules on the flesh? And why not take this one plate that seems flat and put a nurgling peeking from it? And why not add some skulls hanging here? And why not add some more slugs to the skulls?

It's not even that I have to paint all of it, or that it takes a long time, I don't mind that, it's that the model feels SO cramped. I feel like I never have space to make smooth brush motions because every single time I try to say, glaze something in an area I have some growths to the left and a gigantic kneepad that has a massive horn which for good measure has some slugs and poison seeping.

I'm closing in on 2000 points painted so I'm going to keep powering through it but man. I painted some orks as a palate cleanser some months ago and it was so enjoyable to just be able to glaze and work on the skin without continuously bumping into details. Sorry for the wall of text, I have no one to talk to.

>>96723153
Would have been pretty cool if the ones fighting the EC and Fulgrim were the Sons of the Phoenix but GW is unable see or take advantage of something good even if it's on their face.

>>96725846
Modern GW has had a big problem with over designing sculpts for the last decade plus. CAD has given way to countless tasteless sculptors producing Etsy style tasteless sculpts.

>they finally gave this mofo and his voldo ahh servitor rules
Cool.

I learn that I need friends to play warhammer 40k with

>>96725846
You don't have an army, you're in a dead thread samefagging

>>96726024
You forgot to sage retard

dead thread

>>96726108
This board is pretty dead

>>96725915
Just had a look at the rules, they seem neat enough. Increases the cost of enemy stratagems if they are 12 inches from him and then if hes targeted by psychic attacks the attack subtracts 1 from both hit and wound rolls.

Not sure how overall useful he'd actually be seeing as there's not alot of people running psykers unless its grey Knights or Tsons.

Also cool paint job dude

just reuse the thread when the other one hits page 8
why do you guys love threadsplitting so much anyway

>>96725846
>>96725907
Different anon here, unironically moved to 3d printing because of GW's sculptors not being able to keep it in their pants with CADslop. Not to say that other creators don't have the issue, but at least you can find some barebone models in the ocean of STLs out there. I miss the Midhammer era of kits having the extra details just being optional gubbins instead of shit you had to scrape off and green stuff over.

I love my big red wife

>>96726457
why is her head so small

>>96725846
Pretend you're doing an army of pic

>>96726552
stop replying to that subhuman AIslopper

Big red tiddies right on schedule

>>96726552
ai sodomy on purpose generates that way

>>96722674
3/5 or so. I like painting faces. Funnily enough most characters get helmets though.

how blue or green do you like your alpha legion?

LCB

>>96726584
I like the Fiji ocean metallic blue look. Very easy on the eyes.

Nya!

>>96726584
I like their metallic turqoise modern look
the classic deep blue is already on so many other warbands and chapters

Who /kin/ here?

As someone brought it up last thread, it looks like the Eldar have been conveniently left out of the recent roastings.
To remedy this, I've got a simple solution; everyone respond with what you hate most about Eldar. Bonus points if you include why.

Goodnight and Good morning

>>96726625
I hate how gorgeous and attractive all their pretty new models are.

>>96726628
oh hey that's an image I made for /wip/, nice

>>96726625
I hate that they are so feminine and gay and gave into their grotesque desires.
>Why?
Peer pressure

>>96726620
im thinking about getting it. I like dwarfs, is their xmas box worth getting?

Got a nice chat with a lgs manager about the future of GWs games in general. He gives the company 5 more years before it starts losing money because of price increase and younger people not being interested in the games anymore. Thinks GW is on pirate mode trying to milk as much money as possible from the customers before going down and that's where the price increases are coming from. Interested in what you guys think about the matter. The conversation started because that store and others in the same area have started creating their own megapacks at highly reduced prices (slaanesh marines specifically) because they don't sell

>>96726457
>Closest you'll get to this on the table top is running daemons and kitbashing a left boob onto a keepr of secrets
>Daemons about to be squatted
>Tied to gay CSM legions
>Can't run daemon summoning cultist for some reason
Feels bad.

>>96726605
Why is the black coloured and highlighted three different ways it's so jarring and weird

>>96726728
A retraction is a positive thing sometimes, maybe they need to be smaller for a little bit to fix their issues.

if enough anons reply to this post ill paint a storm speeder thunderstrike and post it here

how about (you) paint it because it isn't painted yet? how about that?

>>96725907
To be fair, looking at the latest DG sculpt (poxes) it seems like they might be dialing it back a bit. I hope that's the case honestly.

>>96726766
because im tired and worked 12 hours today

ebegging is kinda cringe bro

These primaris tanks are so ass man. I'm looking for some anti tank for my army that can deal with knights and the lancer is supposed to be top pick but it is one of the ugliest pieces of shit I've ever seen. Most of the other space marine anti tank are Strength 8-12.

>>96726728
We already had a similar situation in 40k 7th edition/WHFB 8th edition. The moment GW looks like it will start losing money they'll extract their head from their asses, act sensibly for six months/a year and it will result in record sales everywhere for the next decade. It already happened.

>>96726759
I don't think I've ever seen one of those guys painted here. Have fun anon

And for everyone else
POST MODELS
POST GAMES
POST WIPS
POST ART
POST /YOURDUDES/ FLUFF
POST PAINT SCHEMES
POST TERRAIN
POST HOBBY DAYDREAMS

I thought I deleted this thread.

>>96726786
Just buy heresy tanks lad, counts as and legends are great options unless you're autistic

>>96726786
You can doll them up and make them look pretty good.

>>96726797
Doesn't always work. Especially on mobile. A lot of the times it'll pop up as an error and won't delete your post or thread, but sometimes it works

>>96726808
I sure hope you're not implying anything here looks "pretty good". Also, another one for the filter.

>>96726808
pic unrelated?

>>96726822
Do you find yourself amusing? Why don’t you go bug someone else.

>>96726794
Spectacle of Spite list go zoom and then boom

>>96726794
>post hobby daydreams
One day I'll own a RT Land Raider. One day...

>>96722674
All of my non terminator veterans dont wear helmets.
But their squad leaders do wear helmets though.

>>96726786
predator annihilator is alright
bit of a casino gun but oaths help

>>96726794
Reinvigorating an ancient idea I had for a Deldar Kabal. Think I’m going to steal the red armor and metaltone helmet scheme from the 3e Codex

>>96726728
>before going down
Nowadays company beyond a certain size don't go down. Worst possible case they get bought by Arabs or the Chinese

>>96726786
The land raiders mogs the primaris tanks easily even if the land raider is older than some /40kg/ posters. Just have to deal with not having good anti tank unless 11th solves that issue.

>>96726833
I'm not trying to be amusing, just stating facts - that pile of trash is unpleasant to look at.

Jannies really need to ban the fucking ai fat fetish porn

>>96726845
>tfw you got one in a trade for a baneblade turret sprue

>>96726808
>Avatar/signature use

>>96726794
thanks modelchad. when i get home and shower ill get to work and post them. they seem a ton easier to paint due to their size

>>96726786
the vindicator is the best tank space marines have

Geeeeze well sorry I’m not a professional artist, guy

Can 11th edition bring allies back please? Salamanders and Fire Dragons would totally be best buds and I don't care if mixing them would ruin some sweaty competitive tournament shit.

>>96726941
Keep your elves away from my loyal sons of the imperium heretic

>>96726786
>never bought lame looking Primaris anti-grav tanks
>HH plastic comes out
>never will buy lame looking anti-grav tanks
>>but anon, you can't play in tournaments!
oh fug

>>96726960
>but anon, you can't play in tournaments
dumb nogames

>>96726794
For a moment I thought you meant the chaplain and I was confused.
I have two to add to this lmao, one custom jump pack one and an Execrator.
>>96726759
Looking forward to seeing it done up!
I will forever get Land Speeder Storms mixed up with the Storm Speeder.

>>96726941
>Salamanders and Fire Dragons would totally be best buds

>>96726967
yes. and anons have always ">legends" me

>>96725846
just file that shit off and patch over it with greenstuff

My first gladiator I messed up construction and put the front grav plates over the armor instead of under. Debating modifying it or keeping as is for nostalgic/progress-display reasons.

>>96727050
something something field repair idk people aren't don't really look at the flying plate parts

first of my EC done had a lot of fun with this one

>>96726967
>>96726998
as in anons telling me "don't buy anything in legends". anyway, i get happier the more i think my decision. i would have had so much buyer's remorse if i ended up getting primaris tanks just to fill out my army

Heres a question. How would you build a Warhammer Urbanmech? My friend built one years back with contemptor dread legs and a normal dreads body, but it seems wrong. Any thoughts?

>>96727108
Very nice, anon. What list are you gonna run?

>>96726794
Terminator captain is done

>>96727108
>still have my launch box in the closet
>reserved the Battleforce as well
Someday I'm gonna paint them.

>>96727108
I accidentally cut the nipple ring off mine and I kind of regret it.

>>96727160
disgusting paypig

Has a unit ever come back out of Legends before into legality after being sent there?

>>96727218
Jump Pack Lord.

>>96727144
ty not sure yet i might just start out with a mercurial host to get used to the EC basics before playing with the more advanced stuff.
but i am going to run
2x5 infractors + lord exultant
2x5 tormentors + lord exultant
1x6 noise marines + lord kakophonist
1x6 noise marines + sorcerer
2x3 flawless blades
1 lucius
2 daemon princes with wings
2x2 chaos spawn
1 chaos rhino
desu i really like painting so i will more than likely collect more models than this and also get some slaanesh stuff for the other detatchments. i definitely want to get a fulgrim and keeper in the future.

>>96727160
the models are actually really easy to build and the sculpts are high quality. get hobbying anon.

>>96727230
We're you the guy who did the fulgrim on the fridge? It's very nice if so

>>96727174
>disgusting paypig
It's nice

>>96727230
I still have some backlog to finish before I start new stuff, that's why my EC are still in the closet.

>>96727240
naw i don't have a fulgrim yet

>>96727146
looks sick anon

>>96727230
I'd get another Rhino, drop the Sorcerer for another Exultant and group the Blades in a 6 so they can threaten big stuff. Fulgrim is ass now but he will probably be good in 11th. That's how it goes with GW. Hope they get another wave, even a small one. There is no reason why they can't take Forgefiends, Tanks and Helbrutes.

what should my first chaos tank be

OH SHIT THE LAST THING YOU PAINTED IS ATTACKED BY A SQUAD OF (3) FLAWLESS BLADES!!!1!!
>do your model survive

>>96727291
>do your model
does jesus christ im fucking retarded

>>96727291
>rustolium primer + paint leviathan dreadnought
come at me traitor bitch :^)

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>96727146
Good jorb

>>96727291
>5 blightlord terminators
Can they convert those wounds into dev wounds? Seems pretty likely that the fat boys survive.

>>96727274
>just

>>96726728
The new 40K show and another surprise hit videogame will kick that can down the road another 5 years, as always. The company has always had doomers predicting its demise.

>>96727371
>The new 40K show
people only care about Astartes and Astartes II

>>96727291
you tell me bro

>>96727382
it's going to be a Lord of the Rings-level event bringing normies into Games Workshop's ecosystem.

>>96727397
astartes made me go from a passive observer of fa/tg/uys to buying a kit.

>>96725725
No, deimos pattern is made to look like the early kits, they were a forge world upgrade kit for the regular "mars pattern" rhino (still in sale and used by CSM and SoB), the current HH kit is the full plastic version and is not an upgrade kit, it's standalone.

Short answer: No, it's not the same.

>>96726794
Crazy how it was a bitch and a half not paying too much for every set. Sekethar should only be 40 bucks, for a post-discount price of 32. Thank you scalpers for preventing me from buying the actual thrallband I guess.

>>96727291
9 Reavers
Probably not but I definitely got the charge and I should do some damage

Wrack No.15 ready, just 15 more to go.

>>96727526
I look like this

>>96727537
You're Polish?!

>>96727553
Here, we are all Polish.

Is there a reason space marines don’t have musical instruments? If you’re gonna have someone carry a banner, having some music would hurt morale either.

>Tfw a single Forgefiend costs nearly 50 bong bits.
What in the actual fuck

>>96727583
I'm Space no one can hear you doot your horn but they can definitely still see how sick your banner is

>>96727621
Yeah it’s nearly $90 here in us, I am not fucking with demon engines anytime soon lemme tell ya.

>>96727621
Forgefiends aren't meta anymore so who cares.

>>96727664
I care, anon. I want my pet death machine at a reasonable price.
>>96727644
Absolute madness. Thanks Jews Workshop.

>>96726457
Why does she have two (2) eyes?

>>96727160
why is the filthy slaaneshi cultist larping as an eldar?

>>96727583
noise marines do

>>96727583
Find me an instrument that doesn't just look good but also fit the monk soldier identity.

>>96725846
Death Guard are low skill floor, high skill ceiling
I just slapped contrasts and they came out looking good. I just do one color for metal plating, one for chains, one for cloth, one for spikes and tentacles and one for internal organs
Meanwhile regular CSM and World eaters are all wearing baroque power armor with all the random ass designs and trims on them

What’s the least monopose army out there?

>>96727776
custodes I think.

>>96727776
tsons

>>96727772
Based best God specific demon prince

>>96727782
He said least. Not most.

>>96727785
They're some of the only marines that aren't monopose and every other army is more monopose than marines lmao

>>96727776
Drukhari. Their range is mostly from 5th edition. The golden age of modelling.

>>96726620
I don't play Destiny.

>>96727831
You should be rangebanned

>>96727776
I'd say it's still marines because the tactical squad is still sold along like a couple of kits of that era.

CSMs are legs + torso in one
SoBs are legs + torso in one
Admech L+T=1
Eldar same
Necrons same
Nids, also same
IG? Yep, same.
Votanns same

That leaves you
SM
Orks
T'au
Maybe deldars
Maybe GSC
Thousand sons are pretty good and most of the rubrics are nice mix and match kits.

>>96727566
polish-in that dihh

Anybody have a copy of the boarding actions book?

>>96727841
you don't have to self censor here tourist

>>96727857
ok fag

>>96727841
>>96727860
Kill yourself immediately decalslopper

any reason to get the chaos rhino and predator instead of a cheaper loyalist versions?

>>96727875
If you want the chaos bits?

>>96727875
Depends on the look you're going for. I know what I'm getting if I start a black legion army.

>>96727899
>>96727877
not the hugest fan of spikes for some of the chaos factions like thousand sons or alpha legion. even iron warriors i feel could go either way
i want to know if i'd be missing out on any weapons or something

>>96727899
>black lagion army
And what happens if you get them

>>96727940
cool models.

>>96727952
Can't wait to get these guys when I get enough money to buy them online

>>96727875
Difference is the chaos vechile sprue if you mean the regular rhino. I think the deimos kit is better overall. But the chaos bits are nice

>>96727920
>>96727991
Missed this, you are only missing the chaos vehicle sprue, which is spikes and chains. No wargear.

>>96727309
hehe imagine if that was my penis hehe

>>96726794
>Face the Sun- Trial of Heart

>Not all Neophytes become full Astartes. Many die in battle, fail to integrate properly with their implants, or fall short in the eyes of their mentor. Those who endure all that comes before must still face the Trial of Heart, a final gauntlet of judgment that proves not only their martial competence but their mental and spiritual fortitude.
>Phase one: The Ashen Road
Each Neophyte, upon nearing the end of their training, is pulled from regular duties and entered into a period of seclusion, contemplation, and labor. The Ashen Road varies in length, usually days or weeks.

>Phase II: The Shaped Trial

>When their mentor believes the time is right, they design a trial reflecting their pupil’s weaknesses.

>If successful, the neophyte is sent back to the Rubblecrown on Oracleus Minor itself. Once there they are escorted to a secret chamber in the very heart of the massive vault complex’s Apothecarion wing. Within this chamber, called the Occulus Solari resides the sleeping dreadnought Sokar Sunbreath.
Connected to his sarcophagus is the Cradle of Faith, a cogitator-throne laced with psycho reactive materials. The neophyte dons the Crown of Hopes, a neural circlet of ancient design that feeds their thoughts, memories, and fears into the machine. The device was found in a sealed medical vault below one of the abandoned hives of Oracleus in M37, rather than turning it over to Tejana the Coal Hearts kept the throne and circlet for their own use. Eventually integrating it fully into their traditions as Sokar began to sleep longer and longer.

1/2

>>96728058

Rip my greentext.

>For a time, the neophytes are connected to Sokar and their minds mingle with that of the ancient. Sokar does not speak with words, but visions. Terrible visions of death and loss in the service of the Starbinder. Some describe it as reliving memories under judgmental scrutiny. A few hear his voice, deep, patient, disappointed, proud, all depending on the neophytes performance facing the worst.

>All who have undergone the rite report feeling the dreadnoughts weariness and pain during that brief connection. Those who meet his standards are released, often with faint memories of facing their own death in the name of the Imperium. Those who fail have their minds burnt out, reducing them to drooling brain dead meat, useful only as servitors.
>After their time on the throne, successful neophytes are taken directly to have the Black Carapace implanted.

>This is not the whole secret. Known only to the very highest officers in the chapter, the Sokar encountered in the mental world of the Cradle of Faith is not actually that of the dreadnought. Instead it is a construct based off of his mind, sharing his memories and awareness. It remains connected to his sarcophagus when he sleeps in order to continually update itself and use his vast knowledge. It is called the Vox Solaris Mortis. This construct remains within the machine even during the brief times when Sokar is disconnected from the Cradle and awakened and has shown signs of awareness.

>Worryingly, in recent years other voices have been described in the visions experienced by Neophytes within the Cradle, indicating that the ancient machine may be failing, or worse yet, integrating memories and personality pieces from the neophytes that have sat within and failed its test. A mind construct growing or changing stands on the very precipice of becoming an abominable intelligence and as such this possibility is viewed with growing alarm by those few within the chapter aware of it.

>>96727991
Are you planning on painting the rest of it

>>96727784
Bell of Souls did a recent article about them
https://www.belloflostsouls.net/2025/10/warhammer-40k-2-decades-of-gw-daemon-princes.html


I regret not getting this guy for like $35 from my LGS a few years back

>>96728082
I did a while ago, but it's the same image I used for the upload for the printed bits

>>96727784
Only god specific daemon prince unless we're counting the forgeworld khorne one

>>96728106
Looks pretty kino got any other vehicles miniatures you can show us in this thread

>>96728116
we most certainly do count that one

>>96728122
Only because you are a decent dude

>>96727991
>>96728027
i see on their data sheet the chaos version has loadouts for combi-bolters, combi-weapon, and havoc launcher
but the loyalist version has hunter-killer missile, and storm bolter instead
whats up with that

>>96728058
>>96728070
One day I'd like to make a Codex for Forces of /40kg/ and have a little section for everyone's dudes lore and a couple painted guys, maybe a short painting tip. Maybe some homebrew rules for their warlords or conversions but that's letting my daydreaming get ahead of itself

>>96728122
>>96728139
I still haven't found a use for the skull spider, but it's metal as fuck

>>96728136
yah so there 2 out of 4 then

I bought two boxes of the egg boy stealth suits for something new to paint and I'm really liking their look now.
Maybe I should start Tau...

>>96728142
You’re samefagging is pitiful.
>>96728145
Cool little guy.

>>96728153
seething /v/ermin

>>96728106
>>96728122
>>96728139
>>96728145
Hate to shill myself but the files are free on cults for anyone that wants them

>>96728141
Bits on the chaos vehicle sprue I think. Don't remember it having a plasma gun for the combi, but know it has combi-bolters and a flamer. That being said, no cares unless you are playing in some major ITC tournament and the deimos variant has all of those bits too

>>96728139
>>96728145
That's great to hear anyways for me i'm planning on getting myself these chaos world eaters vehicle army miniatures soon in the near future hopefully somewhere around November

my group is playing pathfinder tonight instead of 40k because two people are having car problems and we can't properly meet up.

guess each players army
>the DM plays AdMech

>>96728176
Those are spray painted poorly. Using the skulls box and a few chaos vehicle sprues. Honestly you can do better on your own for a lot less money. Also I'm working on some chaos siege shields :^) that look better than what you're showing if you're into 3dprinting

Lore question for the learned anons. I was wanting to brew up some /mydudes/ with this idea, and I'm curious if it sounds plausible before I get too into it.

I'd like to use the Black Templars as a starting point, with a small part of one of the many Crusade Fleets (100 or 200 Astartes, perhaps) getting bogged down trying to root out (tenacious enemy of choice) from a potentially significant Imperial system. It's currently infested with (enemy), but might be valuable in the future if cleansed, so it's worth some effort. They refuse to back down despite slow going (being Templars), and a considerable length of time passes with near-constant battles. (A hundred years, maybe two.) Over time, they basically "go native", creating local supply chains, recruiting from local worlds, adapting their fighting style to local conditions, etc etc.

They manage to suppress the enemy, but can't yet completely eliminate them. Templar reinforcements aren't available in their area. Deciding it's too dangerous to back off and Crusade elsewhere, as the enemy might resurge while the Guard or other forces are slowly redirected (with the Administratum's usual haste and skill), they instead petition the Administratum for permission to found a new Chapter with themselves as the seed crystal in order to eventually win this conflict, and to avoid the usual 100 year waiting period for a Chapter's founding (which could also give the enemy breathing room to recover).

The end goal is to create a Chapter that remembers the fire of their Black Templar origins, but has also become something else through the vagaries of war and Imperial service. Templars in blood and culture, but not as much in combat style, especially as they replenish their numbers with local stock.

Cool idea/stupid idea?

>>96728186
Seems solid. Great job not making better than the canon ones. What's the paint scheme?

>>96728185
I know i'm just using this image to make a reference on what i'm buying even if the miniatures are poorly painted, and speaking of 3d painting I remember seeing a few videos of people making their own miniatures via 3d painting them

>>96728194
Haven't decided yet. Their Fortress-Monastery is going to be inside of a gas giant though. I have this vision in my head of slowly but steadily, their naval vessels that have become too damaged for Warp travel (and can't be readily repaired in this warzone), are sunk into the gas giant's clouds until they find a buoyant point, then merged together over time as one huge fortress, creating the staging ground that eventually becomes a permanent base of operations.

So maybe something gas-giant related, like a blue cloudy motif, or something like Jupiter's red/orange/brown swirls. With the addition of Templar crosses, of course.

Also they'd start deploying more aircraft over time and less tanks. Cause I really like Drop Pods, Xiphon Interceptors, and Caestus Assault Rams, haha.

>>96728205
I'm here for a while so ask away. There are a lot of answers for what you are asking. But it's hard to figure out what you might want. It takes a while to get good enough to print your own parts and not all stls actually print.

>>96728222
Personally I don't have that much to say I just wanna see a couple miniatures before I sleep. Anyways I only went to this board because boards like /v/ and /pol/ are full of unironic retards

>>96728240
Fair enough. The 3d printing environment is changing a lot mostly because GW is wielding it's massive dick and shutting down piracy and prints that are basically copies with extra bits. I make my own shit because I want parts that don't exist if I don't make them most of the time. I'm not here often, but I've already doxxed myself a bit so have a good night and dm me if there's something you want help with

>>96728257
You too man thanks for the great talk

>>96728241
That's a brave spot to balance him lol

>>96728298
He's magnetized at the base, but yah I was terrified it would fall through the fridge

>>96728160
i guess i'll get the deimos predator then
its quite a bit cheaper than the chaos one and more available

>>96727952
I want to rape

>>96728219
>Their Fortress-Monastery is going to be inside of a gas giant though.
Do they harvest any of it?

>>96727873
Your detective skills are shit bozo, that aint me.

>have the idea for a chuuni not Japan chapter
>actually kind of like the idea
If I get around to it, I just might submit it….

>>96728351
Almost certainly they'd harvest water, oxygen, hydrogen and other useful gases from the atmosphere into the Fortress-Monastery for processing. Probably also electrical power from the lightning storms and powerful magnetic field usually present with gas giants. Maybe biomass (edible or otherwise) from whatever flora and fauna might have evolved to live within the endless ocean of clouds.

Harvesting the core for *mineral* resources wouldn't really be possible, but a gas giant will almost always have many moons accompanying it, some of which will make good outposts for mining. Possibly even places one might find a Forge World for technical assistance if the moon is comparable to a Galilean moon or larger.

Are sunspite plasma pistols still produced on Ryza?

>>96727537
looking good champ

>>96727583
honestly you're right
war drums or big ornate trumpets would be neat

gentlemen
I have bought the dark eldar battleforce
I will get the harlequin combat patrol hopefully, when it drops

I will proceed to paint Dark Clown Eldar, and I hope you will all enjoy my journey. long live the clowns.

>>96727309
They're going to do to wyches what they did to repentia, not looking forward to it

>>96728534
nice what colours

>>96728557
orange and teal

>>96728541
sing it with me
>*hip hop starts*
>BLACK GIRL MAGIC
>BLACK GIRL MAGIC
>BLACK GIRL MAGIC

the chaos battleforce would be cool but i don't like roided marines

Sex with abommymommy for the purposes of procreation

>>96728587
Even Black Women hate that meme.

>>96728557
Honestly, Im not super sure yet if I wanna go for red/black, orange/blue, some other combinations thereof?

>>96728609
Ew. Kill it.

>>96728612
Didn't stop Disney and Marvel from make an entire show about it.

>>96728194
First draft of paint idea.

Basically a fade from pale blue at the top to dark blue at the bottom, with black helmets retained as an homage to their Black Templar roots. It's dark gray in the image, but that's mostly because Black Templar black becomes Vantablack hyper black in this digital form and looks really really bad. Gray is just for visibility.

This is basically the "Neptunian" idea for a camo scheme, as opposed to the "Jovian".

I'm not sure what to do with the aquila & skull though. Should they also be black, or something else?

You guys think someone's choice of army reveals something deep about them? Or is it all rule of cool?

I've been watching AI generated "40k What Ifs" for the past few weeks, and some of them are quite fun.
>The Punisher becoming an Inquisitorial Agent
>Batman becoming an Inquisitional Agent
>Optimus Prime overthrowing Forge World Ryza
>Omniman overthrowing the Imperium
>Naruto Talk-No-Jutsu'ing Space Marines and Orks
>Saitama becoming the "Saint of One Punch
>Doom Slayer joining the Salamanders and building a battle barge-mounted super BFG
>Dante from Devil May Cry killing demons, makes some jokes, and then leaving through a portal
>SpongeBob Toon Force-ing / reality warping 40k to be less miserable
>Master Chief joining the T'au

>>96728633
>I've been watching AI

>>96728441
I still want to see the Imperial Guard version of that pic.

>>96728633
I really hope that's a joke.

>>96728673
deserves a lynching either way desu senpai

>>96728658
>>96728673

>>96728633
Sorry for your head wound.

>>96728633
this is bait but also put me in the screenshot

Damn, slow thread tonight boys and girls? I am prob gonna visit my Tsons bro in the hospital tomorrow and then play a game with my UltraM bro tomorrow. What yall got planned for Sat?

[-]

>>96728633
Frankly, I'm impressed

>>96728724
Building kits while watching /biz/ commits suicide.

>>96728726
Don't start

>>96728731
Oh shit are you a silver chad too?

>>96728724
Imagine being on Prospero and seeing this x1000 marching towards you. Brutal shit...

>>96728734
plastic chad, nigga
pure GW branded plastic is a better investment than anything a retarded stock monkey peddles

>>96728745
ngl I actually own several hundred thousand dollars of GW stock.

>>96728754
>GW stock
sell. GW is gay, and stocks aren't real

>>96727291
>BOOM
you mean one flawless blade?
No

>>96727776
Catachans

>>96728633
>I've been watching AI generated
Saar, please to the leaving now.

I'm kinda bored of 40k stuff. Should I start Old World or Konflict 47?

>>96728633
Kill yourself. It will do more for humanity than anything you will ever do as it reduces the labor pool and increases the average IQ

>>96729042
>as it reduces the labor pool
I too outsource jobs.

>>96729025
From what I understand Old World is pretty complicated so good luck with that one.

>>96729045
and I'm livid every time it's india.indian for basic bullshit. Thankfully AI is better than them. But I worry about matriculation of new highers as it elimates their work too

>>96729066
fuck hires*

>>96729066
Silly anon, for over a decade, the world "entry-level" has been an excuse to either make fake postings, gauge the market and gather personal information, underpay more experienced workers, or anything but hire a new hire unless he's a nepobaby. I want the new people to be so desperate and starved, they'd pay me to assfuck them.

>>96729090
Shouldn't it be
>let me pay them to assfuck them

>>96729090
Oh I fucking know, I just hate that I'm high enough on the shit chain to have to fix the mistake of their existence and still need to protect the noobs we've hired.

>>96729102
I mean pay ME, spending their money, effort and anus for a slim chance at a foot in the door or to make a connection, and I get to pump and dump them at will. Even better when I get so many that I can be justified not remembering any of them thus not giving them what they want.

I miss back when workplaces train their employees for jobs that clearly could've been trained or for whatever company-exclusive shit that needs someone to show them the ropes rather than just expect an experienced person to apply.

What do you do with 1s for your miracle dice? Are there any outlets for them?

>>96726786
space marines have the widest variety of viable anti-tank options of all armies by far lmao what are you smoking faggot just get a vindicator

>>96729246
>just get a vindicator
It's getting axed next edition.

>>96729246
He's just making up some nonsense so he can complain about primaris

>>96728186
Seems kinda contrived.

If it's important enough to have 100-200 astartes tied up for 100-200 years, and still fail to completely purge, then Helbreacht is going to give a shit and order reinforcements there or other chapters are going to get interested.

May as well just have a chapter founded from BT stock as a warden for that region of space, with good relations with them so they send a few sword brethren squads to instruct and aid them. Kinda like a Novamarines/Dark Sons deal. Defining the enemy they fight and the local customs they take on is more important for the chapters identity, keep the BT inheritance simple.

>>96728441
Crap, not quite a bingo.
guess which chapter

>>96729273
God damnit

>>96728186
>They manage to suppress the enemy, but can't yet completely eliminate them. Templar reinforcements aren't available in their area. Deciding it's too dangerous to back off and Crusade elsewhere, as the enemy might resurge while the Guard or other forces are slowly redirected (with the Administratum's usual haste and skill), they instead petition the Administratum for permission to found a new Chapter with themselves
As opposed to call in support from any of the thousand other chapters? Or even the Imperial Guard nearby local PDFs? They are Space Marines. They could just glass the entire planet from orbit if they don't have another choice.

Makes little sense, imo. Chapters spawned off from 3rd and later foundings are kind of weird anyways. The High Lords of Terra only make new chapters for really specific issues. If they contacted them and got permission to make a new Chapter (which would take way longer than to call for reinforcements from somewhere else btw) they could just dispatch ANY of the Imperial Troops themselves anyway.

That said a Chapter as devoted as the Templars would never "go native". They may try to create local supply chains and recruit from local worlds, sure. But that's just a crusade. If the have the ability to recruit they don't need to found a new Chapter either.

Point is Templars are still space marines. If winning a war requires them to adapt their tactics they will do so. Just call it the "my dudes" crusade and you got all the exuses you need. If you want to DIY a new scheme then you don't need to bend one of the major chapters out of shape either.

You need to sit with this idea a bit more, imo.

>>96728441
Almost two companies of terminators because of their questing of lost space hulks and former lost battles. Hence the deviant to codex, among other units. Not a single battle line unit fielded.

Aside from that, they're on the nicer side of muhreenz. Only because its rare for them to find a human alive when war breaks out on their world. They're deep in ork and tyranid territory, a fringeworld.
>Not sharing the names of stuff and chapter name here, its just the bingo explanation

>>96729233
Leadership tests

>>96729318
Not anymore, they're roll over.

>>96727776
Orks. just ignore the new boyz set, it's majorly shit

>>96726605
do the Sisters accept Abhumans into their ranks? or is the only military that accepts them the Guard because they're desperate for soldiers?

>>96728441
Dark Angels successors who are not absolutely and entirely secretive bastards,while also having a decent amount of old and often badly or barely repaired wargear and relics from both their parental legion and things they salvaged and/or "found".

>>96729360
>do the Sisters accept Abhumans into their ranks?
No. And they don't take just anyone either.
>>96729360
>or is the only military that accepts them
Yes.
>the Guard because they're desperate for soldiers?
No. They're humans. They owe service to the Emperor. Got nothing to do with desperation. They're useful.

>>96729337
I don't understand how anyone sees the Old Boyz minis and not laugh at their stupid pose where they arch their backs

>>96729440
The old minis for all the factions were really bad when put in context with the current models

anybody have a good guidelines for an escalation league going from 500 points to 2k?
focusing on non-compedative games, obviously the game can be broken at lower points, but any reccomended restrictions?

>>96729462
Have fun and make friends. No really, that's the whole point. Ban named characters though because they warp everything for escalation

>>96729440
>>96729457
An-non... surely you know what gorilla looks like...

>>96729486
Gyatt

Is vashtorrs army already failed or will it still be released?

Votann has arrived.

>>96729440
They do, but the new boyz is one of the most schizo kits GW has released
>3 shoots
>5 choppas
>have to have a heavy weapon, but can’t have both
>nob is the only customisation you get and it’s just a choice of a weapon
Nobody on the planet runs a mix of choppas and shootas and the kit gives you no option to build what you want

>>96729520
???

>>96729360
>do the Sisters accept Abhumans into their ranks?
Sisters hate mutants and abhumans even more than Black Templars. Hell they even consider Space Marines unclean mutants and only BARELY respect some chapters like Black Templars and Salamanders (curiously enough they don't like Ultras). They get wet for Adeptus Custodes though. To the point that the Custodes feel uncomfortable among Sisters of Battle.

>>96729504
Valrak said Vashtorr gets a Dark Mech army in 11th.

>>96729531
why don't sisters like space Marines? Just because of they work for the Inquisition?

>>96728441
All I got is second founding. And that’s just cause I wanted them
To be related to the ironwing dark angels. Good ol’ knights on tanks

>>96729277
>publicly defends Arbitor Ian.

what happened there? isnt that guy just a HH lore summary channel?

>>96729546
They're transhuman psychoindoctrinated child soldiers who elevate their Primarchs and Chapter Culture over "Humanity". There's a reason Malcador had an entire "silent war" with Dorn over it.

>>96727776
some of the more elite stuff is monopose, but the hearthkyn warriors kit is shockingly flexible

finished up my stormspeeder and tried my very best !

>>96729486
Yes, and they don't have that stupid arched back when standing up.

>>96729546
SoB consider marines to be abominations.
They're clearly not normal baseline humans, they are a result of unnatural meddling with the Holy Human Form, thus they are unclean and to be treated with suspicion and scorn.
The only thing stopping the Ecclesiarchy from openly calling for total marine death is the fact that they were created by the Emperor.

>>96727776
tau and its not even close. no other army is even in the same ballpark as taus posability

>>96727776
A long time age I would have said Tyranids

>>96729571
source?

How easy would it be for necrons to breach terra/the imperial palace and reach the golden throne?

>>96729486
And orks aren't gorillas, they are orks.
Also orks don't look like anything like this in any art and have normal straight backs.
The old boyz model poses look like ass, don't try to justify it.

>>96729606
Pretty much any literature where they interact. Dark Imperium and Helsreach for example.

>>96729612
Very easy if the Silent King wanted to (as he made Guilliman realize it in the last Dawn of Fire book) but he needs humanity and the Imperium to survive and also he'll probably be busy with Imotekh and their new civil war.

>>96729618
There's a charging gorilla ork on the 3rd Edition Codex cover.

>>96729546
Marines are better and not beholden to the Ecclesiarchy. They answer only to the High Lords and were created by the Emperor himself.
SoB only exist to circumvent rules that forbade the Imperial Church from having men under arms. And the Imperial Church usually has the monopoly on bossing people around using the Emperor as leverage. Can't do that do a Space Marine.

Basically political penis envy.

Should I put a chaos lord or chaos sorcerer with my terminators? Both seem really good.

>>96729571
That part of the fluff has always been stupid.
>we hate these guys because they are mutant abominations
>but they were made by our god so we have to like them
It just should be the bottom part and the top line should be for fringe SoB orders.
Because it makes no fucking sense, it's like if christians said "we hate angels because they are abominations, but since they were made by God we have to like them".
It just sounds stupid, but also incredibly contrived way of trying add conflict to the setting.

>>96729649
Sisters literally have a representative at the High Lords table in addition to the Ecclesiarchy representative. They have 2 slices of the cake where everyone else gets just 1. Sisters can and do boss around Space Marines. They literally have a bigger political dick than Space Marines. They are also a much bigger, stronger and better equipped organization than Space Marines save for chapters that cheat like Dark Angels and Templars.

How much would any of you care, hypothetically, if I were to run three units of traitor guardsmen (210 pts) with a World Eaters list? I do not think they should receive the benefits of my army rules.

>>96729681
What's wrong with jakhals

>>96729673
It is stupid. On one novel a sister told Guilliman he is wrong about The Emperor, the Imperium and basically everything and she broke out an unstable psyker from protective custody killing Ultramarines in the process. In the end I think Guilliman had her executed. They do love Custodes on the other hand. They made a saint out of some girl only because she saw 3 Custodes teleport to her position.

>>96729565
Proud of you anon. Was it fun?

>>96729685
Inherently? Nothing.

>>96729676
>Sisters can and do boss around Space Marines. They literally have a bigger political dick than Space Marines.
This is what they want to believe but they can try bossing around giant supersoldiers most of the population views as angels of the Emperor.

>>96729676
Can't say that that correlates with the setting I've been reading about for 25+ years in any meaningful way.
Either way it's politics. Ecclesiarchy is threatened by anyone they can't boss around. You can TRY to tell them what to do, but if it doesn't work it will blow up in your face in a bad way.

>>96729685
awful sculpts and waste of a model slot for the army WORLD EATERS

>>96729612
depends entirely on the writer

>>96729692
>>96729696
Recent fluff made Sisters much more important to the point that they are above marines (in the political system of the Imperium). It also doesn't help that Custodes like the sisters more than they like marines so according to the sister codex they side with them much more often during disputes.

>>96729673
Look you need to have a reason for factions to fight each other in a wargame

>>96729709
We are sorry. Please accept Goremongers as an apology.

>>96729612
Since the retcon Necrons are in a Chaos/Orks situation. They would easily curbstomp the setting if they all united. But they'll never unite. So the answer depends on how many of them are trying to to that task.

>>96729718
recent fluff is stupid

>>96729726
why have you made these another kit of human cultists instead of some other kind of mutant or cybernetic demons? I don't get it

>>96729718
>they are above marines (in the political system of the Imperium).
the ecclesiarchy was always shove the marines in politics
marines matter jack shit, they're practically independent bodies

>>96729718
>Recent fluff
>It also doesn't help that Custodes like the sisters more than they like marines so according to the sister codex they side with them much more often during disputes.
I guess that would explain it. Custodes were and always will be Palace Guard and nothing more to me.

As far as I can tell SoB do not have any direct power over SM whatsoever. They are part of the Ministorum. As such they might have political power, but no actual authority.

>>96729736
I sentence you to a penitent crusade for your action of independence.

>>96729737
Sisters got moved to the High Lords of Terra so thats where their power comes from now. I think it was Guilliman who gave them a seat. They Ecclesiarchy also has another seat so thats 2 votes and then you have Trajan who will side with them. That's enough to boss anyone around. Of course a chapter can ignore it but it never ends well so they almost always listen.

>>96729737
Nobody has real direct power over Astartes. It's the reason the line in your graph is dotted and why chapters like Minotaurs exist.

>>96729737
That looks quite outdated. Assassinorum has a seat at the High Lords Table, so do Custodes and probably more I don't remember.

>>96729743
they don't get condemned for independence, they get condemned for acquiring more power than they ought to have. political, logistical, military.

>>96729764
>>96729754
IIRC fluff always was that there are some fixed seats and then a bunch of seats that rotate between different organisations. Sisters and assassins are the latter.

>>96729765
That's what independence means. They either get brought back into the fold, destroyed or sent on a suicide mission.

>>96729754
>I think it was Guilliman who gave them a seat.
Oh. Yeah, the whole Custodes randomly becoming an army and Primarchs coming back thing are decisions motivated by corporate greed and not the intention to write anything good or even intelligible. I have to admit that the grumpy old man in me is just gonna ignore anything that happened in that era and leave it there.

I'm out of touch and I'm happy to stay that way. Modern 40k is like watching GW deface the corpse of a beloved friend.

>>96729786
Join the Greater Good. You get a free Crisis Suit (this is your car) and a blueberry wife.

>>96729774
>That's what independence means
Only in an absolute sense, they are still independent in the sense they are not dependent on the imperium micromanaging their deployments or line of supplies.
They can choose where to fight, how to fight and can make their own stuff, mostly.
But they're still meant to stay within the lines, if they overstep, they get punished.

>>96729799
Crisis suits are reserved for the fire caste, they get furious if other castes pilot one, let alone if other races do.

Similarly there's no freedom of relationship in the tau empire, things stay in the racial and caste separations and are ordained by a higher authority.

>>96729799
nonce artist

>>96729557
Majorkill 'defended' Ian from a youtube video made from some Italian sperg who thinks hes the one true 40k lore expert despite only getting into the lore less than 2 years ago kek.
Said italian sperg called Ian a liar and other dumb shit

>>96729814
nonce poster

>>96729811
>are ordained by a higher authority
Yeah. Me. I'm offering him a blueberry wife and a Crisis Suit. You get a Kroot.

>>96729827
>make inflammatory video
>get 10x his normal views
it's that easy

>>96729842
Every 40k youtuber should be fired into the sun Except my boy Ian

>>96726584
I paint them in the dark green scheme, it looks badass. Although I give them bright green eyes.

>>96727664
>Forgefiends aren't meta anymore so who cares.
Because of how busted predators are you mean?

>>96729686
>They do love Custodes on the other hand.
Which is even stupider.
>space marines
>these are mutant abominations and only reason why we don't hunt them down and kill them is because they were made and sanctioned by the Emperor, our god

>custodes
>these mutants are actually completely fine despite clearly being non-human mutants of a kind
>*all SoB proceed to spontaneusly orgasm when they ever see one*

>>96729876
even when they see female custodes? asking as a joke haha

>>96729876
Pretty easy to undestand
>Custodes have ten thousand years of total loyality to the God Emperor
>Astartes have a ten thousand history of half of them going to war aganist the Emperor and swearing loyalty to Chaos to achieve this
Hmm I wonder why SoB venerate one and not the other

>>96729827
>>96729842
>check inside
>it's about femarines

>>96729827
I don’t watch youtubes or care about their drama because I’m not a zoomer.

Feels tiresome assembling accurate loadouts because autism but knowing damn well GW will mess with them in 11th for no reason at all.

>>96729891
>>Astartes have a ten thousand history of half of them going to war aganist the Emperor
And the other half who has stayed and proven their loyalty to the Emperor by staying loyal for the past 10 000 years.
Also this loyalty argument immedietly falls apart when you remember that SoB also go traitor and join Chaos.
The Ecclesiarchy just covers it up and goes as far as to groom use surgery to create body doubles to replace the traitor sisters.

>>96729901
They'll definitely keep the "all special weapons are free" rule if that's what you're worried about. 10th actually fixed many load out problems.

>>96729842
>2 hour video about seething over more successful youtubers and how they are "wrong and cringe" and how he is the "TRVE lore expert" who is Based and Redpilled
God what a fucking faggot.
He's made from the same retard cloth, he's just a dipshit and just seething at his betters.

>>96729903
Custodes have a 100% loyalty rate, astartes have a 50%, on top of custodes bascially never being seen while astartes are super rare you can run into them. So to the religiously deranged you have the Golden good boys (and girls) you never see who have never slipped to chaos so its so easy to idolise them as the perfet golden order of warriors. On top of being the God Emperors personal guards and stuff.
Traitor sisters dont get thought about and how they're just ans fallable as the space marines. Hell their hatred of astartes is probably just projection of themsevles and how many of their sister fall to chaos

>>96729903
>SoB also go traitor and join Chaos
NTA but not really. You have like one mention of "Chaos" SoB from that one time Angron opened a giant ass rift in the middle of an Imperium fleet and everyone got possessed by daemons.
Which is pretty different from the slow and insidious kind of corruption. Anyone can be turned into a Chaos Spawn for example, a Chaos Spawn made from Custodes or Grey Knights doesn't mean there are Chaos Custodes or Chaos Grey Knights.

>>96729907
unironically the bandaid fix they've started doing with just separate datasheets for different weapon loadouts that used to be single units with options is better than point-costed wargear for every non-marine army

>>96729903
>And the other half who has stayed and proven their loyalty to the Emperor by staying loyal for the past 10 000 years.

No not really Marines go rogue all the time.

>>96729910
He's butt buddies with Arch so its not surprising. I think its funny that he thinks hes the only TRVE expert he has all his videos showing how riught he is and how the other youtbers are wrong behind a paywall. Yes pay him to show just how smart he is about plastic model fluff to sell more plastic

>>96729914
On other hand I still look fondly at the options Tyranid Warriors used to have, on the other I can't remember a moment in which one options was absolutely godlike and choosing anything else was shooting yourself in the foot

>>96729913
There were other sister who fell to chaos in the lore and ended up being classified, hunted and replaced by look-alikes.

>>96729912
>Custodes have a 100% loyalty rate
Except the time when they got onto the vengeful spirit and Horus used some minor magic which instantly caused them to turn against the Emperor and all of them were crying through it because they couldn't understand what was happening and how it was possible.

>>96729914
Some kits are fucked to this day like the Crisis Suit which still doesn't let you field a legal unit from one box. You need 2 boxes for that and actually 5 boxes to field all suit variants. Same with the Commander but you only need 3 or 4 of him.

>>96729928
True but does anyone actually know that happended. Horus knew and hes dead,the Emperor had to cut through them and hes not talking anymore. Like that might be some in universe secret that no one living is aware of, only the chaos gods themselves can be said to know that happended.

>>96729928
That doesn't really count as it was body manipulation rather than chaos corruption.

>>96729928
Having your body puppeteered by sorcery is very different from deciding that the Emperor is not your real dad and burning down everything while screaming Blood for the blood god

>>96729937
>>96729938
>it was just body manipulation
It wasn't though, Horus didn't puppet them around

>>96729946
Don't bother with cuckstodefags

>>96729948
Why are you trying to start shit?

All the custodes who got manipulated by Horus and cried were women in my headcanon.

>>96729961
same with the custodes who died again harlequins, they were all women

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>>96729972
Does anybody else remember how there were stacks of unsold turrets when it first released because nobody wanted it
>tfw there is a model that got squatted for it

>>96729709
No I'm saying just use the datasheet anon relax. use the models you like but you might as well proxy them for something with interaction

>>96729972
What did the Iron Hands do to deserve this?

>>96730036
Residual karma for their previous edition sins

Convince me not to buy a harlequins combat patrol

>>96730051
You will have to paint them.

>>96729923
1,5 mentions across 10 editions worth of codex fluff is pretty skimpy dude, definitely not enough to warrant
>immedietly falls apart when you remember that SoB also go traitor and join Chaos
Its like saying "Uhhh of course GSC fall to Chaos all the time" based on obsolete and retconned RT fluff and one (1) mention of a GSC cult being turned into poxwalkers after getting directly hurled into Nurgle's Garden.

>>96727583
>GRACCHUS! SOMETHING MORE HATEFUL!

>>96730051
If you like them buy them. With Malys joining Drukhari rather than Harlequins (she's supposed to have some special connection to Cegorach with the heart and all) I don't think Harlequins have a future so be prepared to collect Eldar.

>>96730053
This is unironically no longer a problem. They use new paint that relies on bismuth salt crystals inside the solution that automatically dries in a textured hatch or criss-cross pattern. Only downside is that you can't have it shipped to you, and need to show up to the vendor in person with your ID in every country that it's sold, since it's incredibly toxic.

>>96730066
It just means that it can happen. That's it.

>>96730075
An outlandish outlier hardly equates to half marines going Chaos was the point.

>>96730077
Men are weak. Women are strong.

>>96730086
>Astartes all male, 50% Chaos fail rate
>SoB, 100% women, 1% Chaos fail rate
>Custdoes, 50% men 50% women, 0% Chaos fail rate
The data agrees anon

>>96727772
I love this fat fuck so much. I wish mine wasn't a pretty low quality print, I should get a new one.

if women werent such freakazoid horndogs irl they would probably be better at men than most things that didnt rely on physical strength. if you add in science fantasy drugs, arcane genetic alchemy (whatever the FUCK that is), and space magic, it stands to reason that vaginafags would probably do alright

>>96730103
Anon, we were only joking.

>>96730096
>SoB, 100% women, 1% Chaos fail rate
It's also 50% chaos fail rate.
Ecclesiarchy as a whole just covers it up.

>>96730105
i was not. now give me more women in terminator armor

>>96730106
I want to agree in princple however this anon makes a good point >>96730066
So I think saying 1% is a fair amount. But there is also way more sisters of battle in the galaxy than space marines so a 1% fail rate would still make chaos sisters outnumber chaos space marines. Its old fluff but I remember it being state at every shrine to the galaxy there is at least 1 armed sister of battle.

>>96730111
I miss her, bros.

>>96730111
sororitas in terminator armour should have been a thing

>>96730122
unfortunately we'll have to settle for women in allarus plate

>>96730069
I already have 2.5k points of eldar

>>96730122
>Paragon Warsuits have T7 W4 2+/4++
>Terminators have T5 W3 2+/4++
Unironically their heavy armor is of superior make to what space marines are issued.

>>96730140
Nundums look so fucking awful, man.

>>96730140
It would be more appropriate to confront it with Centurions

>>96730140
the paragon warsuit is like a class above terminator armor, its closer to a centurion suit or even a small dreadnought. its a fully mechanized rig, not just a bulkier suit of power armor

>>96730140
But they all look buttugly except for the one with the skirt

>>96730118
If the ecclesiarchy has to go out of their way to cover up that shit constantly, then it just proves it is a massive fucking problem.

>>96730125
Needs boob armor.

>>96730155
Holy shit I hate boob armor

>>96730157
there's no reason for woman warriors other than boob armours or naked boobs

>>96730152
>constantly
Where it's said this

>>96730168
Iconoclast's short story.

>Cacogheist
>Nyxos
>Coechus
Are these all new pain engines? Have they ever been mentioned anywhere before? Weird thing to add in an edition where they shelved Rakarth and half the Covens range.

>>96730157
Boob armor is the only acceptable armor on women.
Go be gay elsewhere.

>>96729233
You:
A. Do nothing, because you reroll them whenever you do an act of faith and they, by odds they won't be 1s anymore
B. Reroll them with abilities and strategems
C. Use them for abilities that call for discarding miracle dice rather than rolling them

>>96730111
mh

>>96730191
>cacagheist
A poop ghost? DEldar are indians?

>>96730199
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost+poop

>>96730197
nah, the arms go in the arms, but they don't reach, obviously

>>96730191
>Master of the Carnival of Pain
What happened to the Prophets of Flesh?

>>96730214
they stopped feeling it

>>96730194
>liking actual women instead of caricatures is now gay
boobs have nothing to do with combat. theyre useless at best and an active hinderance at worst. women shouldnt be attractive, they should be skilled and efficacious in their duties, and you should be attracted to that, and little else. here's what an actual sister of battle would look like, albeit probably a lot taller

>>96730211
That is not at all better, it's even more retarded of an idea.

>>96730098
This sculpt is great, but his face is terrible, should have a helmet.

>>96730226
It's not an idea, it's how it actually is, same for saturnines.

>>96730211
>mfw

>>96730226
that's kind of the point. If you look at the drawings on the previous page that is the only way this could work.

>>96730224
>women shouldnt be attractive, they should be skilled and efficacious in their duties.
those are called men

>>96730224
>women shouldnt be attractive, they should be skilled and efficacious in their duties,
No reason for them to be women then

>>96730157
>>96730194
>>96730224
you guys forget that there is reason for it in 40k. The Ecclesiarchy is not allowed to have men under arms. To accentuate the fact that they have women fighting is the whole point.
The boob plate is a statement of "look we are following the rules, no men here".

>>96730233
Not even GW doesn't know how Saturnine works.

>>96730211
probably a system like this

>>96730246
There are no options other than that.
At best you could argue the arms are crossed in front of the chest, but in any case the hips and groin must coincide otherwise a step forward of the suit breaks the marine's legs, meaning the saturnine helmet is a set of cameras with no real head inside.

>>96730191
More evidence they're getting a range refresh in 11th
>Carnival of Pain and not Prophets of Flesh
That is a strange change, maybe Carnival of Pain is the nickname to him and his personal army of pain engines thats disconnected from the Coven?

>>96730259
>There are no options other than that.
There absolutely are. You could chop them up and plug them into the suit.
I vaguely remember something like that in connection to Iron Hands and suits that had faulty radiation shielding, i.e. they were killing the pilots with exposure, but were powerful enough to justify their use. I might mix up my sci-fi though, not sure where I got that from.

>>96730270
XCom 3 when

>>96730270
>There absolutely are. You could chop them up and plug them into the suit.
Why would vulkan design a suit that requires the wearer to be chopped up?

>>96730266
He's still prophets of flesh. Carnival of pain is just his personal calling card.
See quote at bottom of pic.
Also
>Full page Covens spread with no Grotesques

>>96730279
Essentially Chimera Squad

>>96730072
Wait what

>>96730280
The Imperium has an abundance of naturally occuring chopped-up human warrior resources

>>96730280
I don't know. He lives (lived I guess) on a planet that gives off radiation that makes him look weird.

But there used to be some more details about the various suits. MkV produces excessive heat, but grants better upper body strength for example, which is why it is popular with melee guys. Stuff like that doesn't have rules but pops up in the background every once in a while.
Like I said I don't remember where I got that from, but there are more options. You can pilot a dread without being as tall as a house.

>>96730270
>suits that had faulty radiation shielding
pretty sure that was one of the bigger types of dreadnoughts

Chaos predictions for 11th?

if deathguard even get anything in 11th, i hope its not another fucking character model we have too many already.

I feel lacking

>>96730302
>GW is gonna make the same mistakes it makes every time
>nerds are gonna argue about everything like every time
>they will still buy it like every time

>>96730302
world eaters are supposed to get a surgeon character and maybe berzerker cavalry

>ImpatientTabletop gone from etsy
wtf

Iron Hands detachment review just popped up on AoW. Guess today is the release date.

>>96730312
What did they have?

>>96730282
That's some sweet art, looks like a new art guy I don't recognise that style
>no Grotesques
I was gonna say all those guys in front but they're wracks aren't they? hmm maybe GW is redesignining them, or the artist just felt like this is just a wrack and pain engine artwork

>>96730317
Is it strong enough that I'd start playing my space wolves as Iron keks?

>>96730322
>kya
how is this broad fucking literally everywhere holy shit? i know that dipshit still lurks in these threads ,too

>>96730319
Every transfer sheet that GW doesn't make

>>96730326
Sadge

>>96730284
No, a real XCom 3. Not a cash grab with the dept of a puddle

>>96730279
>X-Com one ends with you saving humanity.
>X-Com two start with you having canonically lost.
>Aliens are our allies now.
>Chimera Squad
Firaxis is fucking cancer on the IP. The first game was the only good one.

>>96730327
>>96730312
Nevermind they just moved to their own website.
https://impatienttabletop.com/

>>96730143
I think the base unit looks meh but I love picrel, would be cool as a one of a kind relic à la Samaël's jetbike

>>96730302
>darkmek cultists kill team
>darkmek demondroids
>darkmek defiler/grinder
>darkmek hellrtillery (feat: 1 chaos squat)
>traitor hell troopers
>traitor heavy weapons squad
>traitor leadher
>chaos bikers
>helrhino / vindikhater / deprecator
>hell raider
>el señor de los guerreros de fierro
>guerreros de fierro escuadron de la muerte

>death guard pity hero (half demon prince)
>world eaters pity hero (cultist)
>emperor child rape engine
>thousand sons silver tower

then world eaters in the 12th ed starter

>>96730345
Is it possible to just model a skirt onto the rest of them with a little green stuff?

>>96730345
>shoot at her face

>>96730349
No doubt.

>>96730349
probably better off with paper towel. mechanic/shop towels work best.

>>96730349
I'd say so, could look at how they did it for this model, could be separate bits, would need to look at it first hand.

>>96730143
>Nundums
they're Landmates for Sisters that stepped on a mine

>>96727291
Nice tube tops, bro.

>>96730335
Snek tits failed to save the franchise

>>96730354
I like my helmet autism (would use the helmeted head) but since I'm also a space fantasy autist I can't diss unhelmeted heads too much.
On the conditions that the head doesn't look ass and that it's an option. No helmet option? Pass.

>>96730366
You can't just give the enemy all the tiddies, they have to go on your roster as well, with a plethora of fun interactions with said tiddies.

>>96730349
it's not easy

>>96730224
>boobs have nothing to do with combat.
Irrelevant, boob armor looks better.

>>96730309
if she's bleeding from every orifice why isn't she bleeding from her crotch?

>>96730382
Because she's not bleeding from every orifice.

>>96730224
>women shouldnt be attractive
>[...] you should be attracted to that
Either this anon thinks he's got some moral/whatever high ground, or he's struggling with his homosexuality.

Are you attracted to anyone who is skilled and efficacious in their duties?
If yes, then you are gay. If no, then you admit women are attractive.

You lose, faggot.

>>96730382
She's already experience menopause

>>96730211
what if...
i mean the arm placement doesn't make sense even if she was that size. arms do not start are head height

>>96730335
I think Xcom 2 being after that you canonically lost is cool. The guerrilla fighter element is cool. Also all of the environments like the lost cities they did with the DLC is pretty neat.
Also chimera squad, at least to me, always felt more like a spin-off title than a full proper game.

>>96730375
>>96730335
You can't convince me that Chimera Squad wasn't made with BlackRock money

I think it was nice of the Adeptus Custodes to give Morvenn Vahl a polearm that's more impressive than the one their own Captain-General carries.

>>96730375
Based racist snake gf.
>>96730366
Since there breast implants, do you think there are venom gland implants for vipers?

>>96730395
>I think Xcom 2 being after that you canonically lost is cool.
Why the hell did I waste hours of my life killing alien shitbags then?
That alone made it annoying.

>>96730394
nta but anon showed you the panel where her arms are going into the arms of the armor.

So will they be squatting the old stealth suits?

>>96730414
I guess. There no real reason, for them at least, to keep the old one.

>>96730406
>Why the hell did I waste hours of my life killing alien shitbags then?
Because it's fun? It's still a nice game.
Also Xcom 2 is unironically the more realistic scenario out of any potential alien invasion of earth.
If there is a race that can somehow space travel to our planet, most likely with FTL technology, then we are quite literally just ants under their boot and they would 100% fuck humanity up before we can put up much of a fight.

>>96730414
Sure.

>>96730408
>wearer is essentially in a crucifixion pose the moment the armour closes
dayum that's grimdark

>>96730414
Aren't they already gone from the store?
They look pretty good, I'm not a T'autist so I'm curious to hear if there is any complaints from T'au fags.

(Fuck toxic positivity.)

>>96730396
Everything is built with BlackRock money. To make BlackRock money.

>>96730414
will? no, silly, they won't squat them

they already did

>>96730425
If her arms are like that it's not a crucifixion.
The romans were fucking hardcore.

>>96730422
I play alien invasion games exclusively for the realism.
Seriously though Xcom2 annoyed me on multiple levels. The alien heroes don't follow the same rules you have to follow. Really annoying on timed missions and adds nothing to the gameplay. Shit design there.
The human heros were a nice addition. But ultimately the whole game felt like a waste of time.

>>96730425
sis already did that better
You won't find shit like this even in french croussande.

>>96730422
Just like being able to split the atom means a bunch of 3rd world peasants cannot defeat you in war.

>>96730442
nta but I think it's funny, sad and pathetic to see GW and whoever made drench cruddace at the same time pretend to be grimdark, yet refusing to separate their world of fiction from current social hysteria bullshit.

>We're very grimdark, millions die, demons and human horrors!
>But no sexism or racism, okay?

40k be like
>hatred is my weapon, ignorance my shield
>But we're friends + we gotta learn :3

TL;DR: schizo ramblings

>>96730447
The middle-east shit wasn't about control or conquering, if the US wanted to turn the entirety of the middle-east into rubble, glass and craters, they could've done so.
The reason why they didn't do this was purely because the goverment never had the intention to control that desert shit hole.
They were there only for
1. oil
2. keep war going so military industrial complex keeps churning profit that is owned by (((them)))
3. plant fuck loads of opium to fund the glowies

>>96730414
So you think you should spam images until we hit the limit.

>>96730440
NTA but it was a nice way to justify you being the underdog again and having to build up your tech and resources from scratch again instead of having you start with plasma cannons and upgrade into better plasma cannons or having a dragon ball tier escalation.
But I absolutely agree with your gameplay complaints

BIG
BOUNCY
BANSHEE
BUTTS

>cant post minis because of a retarded ritualpost
Come on

>>96730476
You snooze, you lose

Oh, image limit
Hang on

>>96730476
no one wants to see your contast slop!

ere we go
>>96730485
>>96730485

>>96730463
>turn the entirety of the middle-east into rubble, glass and craters
Then it's not an invasion.
>1.
>3.
Did Afghanistan run out of oil and opium? You can't get said resources if you don't control the ground.

>>96730488
America hasn't needed oil in a while

>>96730122
STOP MAKING SORORITAS 'FEMALE ASTARTES' FOR FUCK'S SAKE! LET THEM HAVE THEIR OWN CHARACTER!
THEY ALREADY GOT HANDS ME DOWN PREDATORS NOW THAT PRIMARIS FLOAT AROUND LIKE PANSY ELDAR!

>>96730312
God dammit. I need 2 more sheets of crimson fists decals

>>96730606
see >>96730338

>>96730139
echscuse me but you can't just use a deadname like that chuddy it's Aeldari now

god i hate elves

>>96730280
ferus manus did that