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Anonymous No.96733800 >>96733907 >>96733973 >>96734303 >>96734402 >>96735163 >>96735242 >>96736137 >>96737666 >>96738748
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>TQ:
Underused cards you think are good
Pic related. 3 generic mana and 4 life to steal something at instant speed? Even if it's literally just "sorry bro, you don't get to have a commander this turn" its so disruptive. I don't get why this isn't at least printed in a bunch of precons
Anonymous No.96733816
>Deck has 28 lands in total
Please tell me you don't do this
Anonymous No.96733839
>>96733810
Yeah, so the combo gets pulled off once per turn. Exactly what I said
Anonymous No.96733859 >>96734492
My pod plays a lit of low power token stuff and this thing fucks. Went ham in Volo a few games.
Anonymous No.96733896 >>96733915 >>96733928 >>96734300 >>96734423 >>96734472 >>96734679 >>96734759 >>96734838 >>96735897
Post decks or I'll call you a mean word
Anonymous No.96733905
>TQ
why would the wanna reprint something that was only printed 2 times, when they can just jam in picrel for the 50th time in a precon?
urza No.96733907
>>96733800 (OP)
>TQ
This card is a disgusting killshot at its best and a fog at its worst in a control deck. The amount of games this card has won me over the years made me immediately feel the need to post it.
Anonymous No.96733915 >>96733935 >>96733999
>>96733896
I've been thinking of building Golbez attractions
Anonymous No.96733928 >>96733942 >>96733969
>TQ
Been going through my decks, and this question make me realize how much of a meta whore I am.

>>96733896
Been working on an octo deck lately.
Anonymous No.96733935
>>96733915
delete this
urza No.96733942 >>96733979 >>96734033 >>96734543
>>96733928
You're welcome
Anonymous No.96733969 >>96734033
>>96733928
Never thought I'd see a Cephalid commander ITT
Anonymous No.96733973 >>96737206 >>96738638
>>96733800 (OP)
This little fella rocks in equipment decks. Had him one shotting decks turn 5-6.
Anonymous No.96733976 >>96734020
Decks I'm interested in building next:
Wraith Voltron
Henzie (Umori)
Erebos Artifacts
Cycling Sefris
Anonymous No.96733979 >>96734016 >>96734282 >>96734313 >>96734543
>>96733942
Now thats an underrated card. Fuck I wish I could find a deck its actually good in
Anonymous No.96733999
>>96733915
Its ok. There are about half a dozen slop decks Im considering right now
Anonymous No.96734016 >>96734059
>>96733979
Yep it's a wick card. Not a good combo but you can pick God and crack the world tree to get every creature out of your deck
Anonymous No.96734020
>>96733976
Do cycling Extus instead. Red gives you a lot of good payoffs and Extus can get you shit like Street Wraith back in your hand. We aren't here to play the back side most games.
Anonymous No.96734022
Pigs eating slop general.
Anonymous No.96734029 >>96734046 >>96734063 >>96734072 >>96734074 >>96734086 >>96734098 >>96734345 >>96736315
>tq
If you play W or Wx and have a lot of recursion, this thing wastes a Swords to Plowshares.
Anonymous No.96734033
>>96733969
I think Aboshan has great art, it's a shame how little support octos have.

>>96733942
I did try that one, but around 95% of my creatures are octos at this point so I put it back into my sideboard.
Anonymous No.96734046 >>96734063 >>96734072
>>96734029
This also works if you're in green.
Anonymous No.96734049 >>96734106
who is cooler?
Anonymous No.96734050
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
Anonymous No.96734059
>>96734016
Yeah its problem is that it wants to go in tribal decks, but tribal decks either already have the right creatures in them or don't need it, or they don't do the tribal thing without Leyline. It's a very fine edge.

I've said a hundred times by now, but I desperately want them to print an equivalent that changes all your opponent's creatures instead so tribal-hate becomes a viable way to play
I dunno the Timmy in me thinks it would be funny to come to the table like
>I'm playing a vampire hunter deck
>"haha but I'm not playing vampires lol"
>oh but you are
Anonymous No.96734063 >>96734067
>>96734029
>>96734046
>being this much of a pissboy about spot removal
do yourselves a favour and just run a much more broadly applicable protection spell like picrel, that just works right then and there with no other stipulations attached
>b-but what about muh le spooky dooky farewell
youre in white, just blink your fagbitch creature out of harms way
Anonymous No.96734067
>>96734063
Anonymous No.96734072
>>96734029
>>96734046
If the StP forces you to both spend another card AND find a way to get the card you just recovered out of your deck/GY, the StP wasn't wasted.

You can waste an StP for 1 mana if you have more self-control than a toddler and don't tap out every turn knowing you have a threat people might want to remove.
Anonymous No.96734074
>>96734029
>"wastes"
>have to spend mana on creature again
>have to remove its summoning sickness
Anonymous No.96734086
>>96734029
only place i run this is Osgir, because he exiles cards from the GY to make copies, and that wayi can copy them again. works good to get Ugin's Nexus going again. Pull From Eternity is as niche as it gets
Anonymous No.96734098 >>96736268
>>96734029
This card is more funny with things like impulse draws your opponents try to do. This card was originally built to kill a suspended creature, time spiral block mechanic.
Anonymous No.96734106
>>96734049
Tella is the fella for coool...
build a kykar vechiles wana be
Anonymous No.96734110 >>96734118
Guys, got a question, since we're doing a "jank deck" night at the shop in 2 weeks:
I'm building a Myra Attractions deck, and I want to put a copy of Exchange of Words in there. If I were to use it to swap Myra's box with something else, how do the opponents resolve having to open Attractions, but not actually having any to use?
Anonymous No.96734118 >>96734139
>>96734110
They'll get the trigger, have no attractions to open, nothing happens
Anonymous No.96734119 >>96734138 >>96734139 >>96734142 >>96734143
>TQ
Here's something actually under used and underrated. Instant speed grave hate, manipulate the top deck of any player, and get to see an opponents hand for 2 life.
Anonymous No.96734138
>>96734119
Absolutely annihilate any "a deck can have any number of ~" decks
Anonymous No.96734139
>>96734118
okay, so it becomes a pseudo-Kenrith's Transformation. they have a creature, but basically no abilities. good to know, since Myra isn't actually required to sit on the field once I have a few midway counters lined up

>>96734119
>tfw playing a Slimes deck, and had a copy under Panoptic
>Opponent exiles all 32 other copies in the deck
>I had Concordant Crossroads in hand
goddamn, I was living the dream there. Stars will never align like that again
Anonymous No.96734142 >>96734152 >>96734169 >>96734181
>>96734119
Very nice, but I don't want the monocolor player to have any lands
Anonymous No.96734143
>>96734119
i guess it is not bad in cumdumbslader either
Anonymous No.96734152 >>96734156 >>96734162
>>96734142
w-wait I thought all the surgical extraction cards got rid of nonlands. This is fucking insane and I need to build a deck around it ASAP
Anonymous No.96734156 >>96734181
>>96734152
And for only 1 more mana than your average board wipe!
Anonymous No.96734162 >>96734174 >>96737008
>>96734152
You think that's bad? You can also Liquimetal+Splinter to nuke every single basic land out of someone's deck.
Anonymous No.96734169
>>96734142
Always fun but I like to brick my opponents breach combo when they least expect it
Anonymous No.96734170 >>96734189 >>96736719
does anyone here have experience with this guy? I have a brew ready, but the last two times I tried a golgari deck I took it apart within a week.
Anonymous No.96734174
>>96734162
>Splinter
lol perhaps theres a reason that hasn't had a reprint since 2005
Why does WotC hate fun? Let the monocolors suffer
Anonymous No.96734181 >>96734184
>>96734156
>>96734142
>literally the only card in Magic that can hit basic lands like this without being capped at 4
Damn I got really excited at first
Anonymous No.96734184 >>96734187
>>96734181
What do you mean "at first"?
Anonymous No.96734187 >>96734196
>>96734184
>find neat idea for a meme deck
>doesn't work the way I hoped it would
The fuck you mean what do you mean?
Anonymous No.96734189 >>96736919
>>96734170
He's interesting. I tried him out in my Slimefoot deck for awhile, both as a Commander and in the 99. he's a massive factory for aristocrat fodder, but he forces you to only play on your turn to replace your tokens. And the fact that the new tokens are Fungus and not Saprolings means they have no synergy with Slimefoot.

If you're playing in a slower meta, and don't mind basically being locked to Sorcery speed (plus a LOT of protection to avoid wipes/removal), he lets you go full throttle each turn with death triggers, refreshing at end step with new bodies. If he made Saprolings instead of Fungus he'd be amazing
Anonymous No.96734196 >>96734201
>>96734187
I don't understand how it doesn't work in the way you'd hoped
What are you trying to do?
Anonymous No.96734201 >>96734216
>>96734196
>want to include tons of cards that do "the thing"
>only one exists
Jesus christ anon how is this so hard for you to understand?
Anonymous No.96734216 >>96734661
>>96734201
Oh right, yeah no, they restrict it for a reason lol. Imagine how fucking busted exiling all basics from a deck would be in Standard. I genuinely don't know if this was an oversight that they decided not to bother errata'ing or if they thought Collect Evidence 6 would be enough to keep it in check.

Build a discard deck, include pic related as a tutor, wait for someone to discard a basic, search for Cover Up and then give em the jimmies
That's your best hope
Anonymous No.96734282 >>96734417
>>96733979
It's good in a lot of weird tribal decks that you'd like to include some cards in that aren't explicitly in the tribal.
Anonymous No.96734300 >>96734955
>>96733896
Anonymous No.96734303
>>96733800 (OP)
>TQ
My grandpas deck has no bad cards!
Anonymous No.96734313 >>96734417
>>96733979
I just realized I really should be running all the type-changers in my Wick list, since the biggest issue I have is the Snail never gets big enough to warrant detonating. With this, all of my Colonies now threaten to draw me a ton as well.
Anonymous No.96734345 >>96734382 >>96734487
>>96734029
People used to run this in CEDH and I have never seen it actually win because of it
Anonymous No.96734372 >>96734382 >>96734408
>tq
It isn't quite just one card, but I think charms in general are underloved. Some are pretty bad, but almost all of them can find a niche in at least one deck.
Anonymous No.96734382 >>96734523 >>96737442
>>96734345
they didn't use it to win, they used it to secure themselves. If a key piece of your combo gets hit with exile removal, it was a 1 mana second chance. Since decks have gotten even faster, and with condensed redundant wincons, it's a lot less valuable

>>96734372
I wish there was a really easy way to look up all the "Charm" style cards. I was originally building a Niv-Mizzet list, but Aragorn came along and blew that idea right out of the water.
Anonymous No.96734395
is there a specific point in time where hermit druid fell off for cedh? was it printing even more free counterspells?
Anonymous No.96734402
>>96733800 (OP)
>Underused cards you think are good
Anonymous No.96734408
>>96734372
Mmmmm dawn charm
Anonymous No.96734417 >>96734481 >>96734512
>>96734282
Name 3 other than Wick
>>96734313
Yeah so many creatures that make rats aren't rats themselves
Anonymous No.96734423 >>96734430 >>96734962
>>96733896
I will when I've got it culled down to a decent threshold
Need to cut down on the combo a bit and figure out which lands to keep
Anonymous No.96734430
>>96734423
commander?
Anonymous No.96734431 >>96734441 >>96734478 >>96734637 >>96736679 >>96736696
>over a dozen years later
>still nothing better
Titan Chads, keep winning.
Anonymous No.96734441 >>96734477
>>96734431
sike bitch it's P R I M E T I M E
Anonymous No.96734472
>>96733896
Sure. Here's what I've been working on recently. Always wanted to get a mono red deck going and after finding an Ivora in my bulk I built something with her. Has worked surprisingly well these last few weeks on game nights. Consistently gets her a lot of 1/1 counters and takes people out with commander damage while doing damage to key opponent's creatures with red sorceries and instants while digging through the deck. Probably still needs some work and I'm sure there are other discard stuff I'm missing but so far I like it.
Anonymous No.96734477 >>96734550 >>96735842
>>96734441
if it only grabbed basics, it'd be perfectly fine. But grab ANY 2 lands is just too good. Every other Titan had an actual drawback, but not Primetime.
Anonymous No.96734478
>>96734431
And his best art too. Sun Titan is great.
Anonymous No.96734481 >>96734512
>>96734417
Bunch of combos with Malcolm Izzet Partners when you turn artifact enter pingers into pirates. They ping, you make a treasure, that loops.

Making wirewood symbiote an elf is a very good way of getting infinite mana and etbs. You play a simic commander and everything being an elf can come in handy as well with priest of titania type stuff. Not amazing but it's a thing.

I was just recommending it for cephalids, nothing else I can think of. Its not that good but it's fine
Anonymous No.96734487
>>96734345
Huh, people really don't like this card.

Maybe it's just my kind of decks that benefit from it then. I run a lot of grave centric decks, so I have a lot of recursion ready to go. I have a Ghen sagas deck and a Tameshi artifacts deck that don't give a shit if something hits the yard, but do give a shit if it hits exile.
Anonymous No.96734492
>>96733859
Anonymous No.96734512 >>96734545 >>96734563
>>96734481
>>96734417
Slivers also don't mind it, since it means you can run some one-off stupid stuff, or load up on mana fixing dorks to make sure you hit WUBRG, to then give the keyword soup to.
The Reaper King also really likes these effects, since now every creature becomes a Scarecrow, meaning you aren't super locked into Changeling Tribal.
Anonymous No.96734523
>>96734382
>If a key piece of your combo gets hit with exile removal, it was a 1 mana second chance
NO
FUCKING
SHIT
RETARD
Anonymous No.96734529
Spider-Man
Anonymous No.96734543
>>96733979
>>96733942
I've used it and the Maskwood Nexus in a Lord of the Nazgul deck (when I only own two Nazgul).
Anonymous No.96734545
>>96734512
I think for most decks, it's just a worse card than maskwood nexus. Getting one extra creature type is just obviously worse than gaining all of them kn most situations. I'm assuming that's why it's still in that cephalid deck and the leyline got cut.
Anonymous No.96734550
>>96734477
I say a good middle ground. One land per proc instead of two. That way it gives people a chance to respond, most of the time, before you pull out a dual land combo pieces.
Anonymous No.96734563
>>96734512
>Reaper King
Dwight O'Lantern
Anonymous No.96734574 >>96734580 >>96734614 >>96734656 >>96734662
>buy nice (expensive) heavy play card sleeves
>have to clip at least one corner off my inners because they punch holes in the curved bottom corner of the sleeve
wow that's really awful.
Anonymous No.96734580 >>96734598 >>96734615
>>96734574
Esl?
Anonymous No.96734584 >>96734625 >>96734660
decks with this vibe?
Anonymous No.96734598 >>96734614 >>96734632
>>96734580
nta but I read that just fine.
Anonymous No.96734614 >>96734619 >>96734652
>>96734574
>>96734598
If this isnt an esl thing, then what the hell is a heavy play card sleeve?
Anonymous No.96734615 >>96734652 >>96735051
>>96734580
I just edited the second line too many times, if you think it's unclear.
the heavy play sleeves have sharp corners on the top where you put the card in, but the bottom two corners are round instead. normal dragonshield sideloader inner sleeves are poking holes through that curved corner, so I have to take scissors or a nail clipper and cut at least one of the corners off the inner sleeve so that doesn't happen.
Anonymous No.96734619
>>96734614
Exactly what it says? A sleeve with heavy play.
Anonymous No.96734625
>>96734584
Control
Anonymous No.96734632
>>96734598
God I love this guy. "Why isn't there romance in one piece" - "It's a manga for boys"
Anonymous No.96734634
Anonymous No.96734637
>>96734431
I like this art better, but I will still treasure my prerelease promo version of him forever. Sun titan's just a class act down to the flavor text.
Anonymous No.96734652 >>96734662
>>96734614
Heavy Play is a company
they make card sleeves
the sleeve brand is called "curv"

>>96734615
they make inners
they're also expensive
Anonymous No.96734656 >>96734729
>>96734574
I also tried heavy play brand sleeves and they had a pretty bad shuffle feel, 16 bucks wasted.
Anonymous No.96734660
>>96734584
grand abolisher
Anonymous No.96734661
>>96734216
>Imagine how fucking busted exiling all basics from a deck would be in Standard
Not actually busted at all, since there's not any ritual mana acceleration in Standard to drop this turn 1 when you'd want to. So it'd come t4-5, when the opponent already played enough lands to cast their shit, so congrats, you made their deck 100% gas forever
Anonymous No.96734662
>>96734652
>>96734574
>Heavy Play is a company
That's an awful name for a card game product company. And it looks like with curved bottom sleeves like those it's earned.
Anonymous No.96734668 >>96734674 >>96734679 >>96734690 >>96735105
You all cowards don't even post decks
Anonymous No.96734669 >>96734672 >>96734678 >>96734694 >>96737442
Why would you use anything besides Dragon Shield mattes and inners?
Anonymous No.96734672 >>96734691 >>96734692 >>96734714
>>96734669
Because Katanas shuffle a thousand times better and I like that feel. Dragon shields shuffle like plastic top loaders.
I use dragon shield inners and katana outers. I exclusively use katana
Anonymous No.96734674 >>96734944
>>96734668
Fine here's one of my decks. It's sleeved now.
Anonymous No.96734678
>>96734669
I still use some Nicol Bolas sleeves I got in a convention for $3 ten years ago
Anonymous No.96734679 >>96734683
>>96734668
This >>96733896 got a decent amount of decks posted.
Anonymous No.96734683 >>96734699
>>96734679
Shut up I didn't see it. Don't bully me
Anonymous No.96734690
>>96734668
This is one fucked up image.
Anonymous No.96734691
>>96734672
I haven't had an issue shuffling with dragon shield. I actually prefer the texture on the backs of them too.
Anonymous No.96734692 >>96734696
>>96734672
>Katanas shuffle a thousand times better
This has not been my experience. I found them to shuffle about as well as dragonshields and to be less durable
I use glossy
Anonymous No.96734693 >>96734700
Is this Mass Land Denial?
Anonymous No.96734694
>>96734669
the walmart near me used to sell eclipses, which I like the feel of a little better. they don't sell any cards or sleeves anymore though.
Anonymous No.96734696 >>96734710
>>96734692
Works on my machine
Anonymous No.96734699 >>96734704
>>96734683
Go be a retard in a different general
Anonymous No.96734700 >>96734712
>>96734693
No.
Anonymous No.96734704
>>96734699
Anonymous No.96734710
>>96734696
Its not a matter of working, they just arent that different.
Anonymous No.96734712 >>96734722 >>96734724
>>96734700
Is it mass land denial if the opponent is playing WUBRG and is at 1 life?
Anonymous No.96734714
>>96734672
>Because Katanas shuffle a thousand times better
That has not been my experience at all. I tried those and they split almost immediately. It was genuinely comical. I know it's not completely usual for sleeves to sometimes do that after a while but that must have been a terribly bad batch because it lasted maybe one game night and that was it. Dragon Shield have split on me before as well but those have taken months before even the worst have done so.
Anonymous No.96734722 >>96734735
>>96734712
No, because it only denies specifically them only one mana in that case.
Anonymous No.96734724 >>96734735
>>96734712
In that case it's functionally just delayed burn.
Anonymous No.96734725 >>96734731 >>96734778 >>96734787
Anonymous No.96734729 >>96734760
>>96734656
was it a particular color? I got red at a convention as a tournament prize and they feel great, but I bought black later and they're noticeably different.
Anonymous No.96734731 >>96734737 >>96734742 >>96734753
>>96734725
So, this is kinda okay, right? She replaces herself and can give some egregious draw every turn. Does it count Snow/Legendary as card types?
Anonymous No.96734735 >>96734748
>>96734722
>>96734724
Ok what about this guy?
Anonymous No.96734737
>>96734731
>Snow/Legendary
I hate you fucking newbies.
Anonymous No.96734742 >>96734752
>>96734731
No, these are supertypes, not card types. The card types are, barring some minigame-only ones:
>Creature
>Instant
>Sorcery
>Artifact
>Enchantment
>Kindred
>Battle
The issue with her is being monoblue, which means the actually good Kindred spells like Nameless Inversion aren't accessible.
Anonymous No.96734748 >>96734762
>>96734735
It's Mass Land Denial yourself specifically, since you bet your ass it's getting Swords to Plowshares before it can connect.
Anonymous No.96734752
>>96734742
Oh, and also Planeswalker. That's another card type.
Anonymous No.96734753
>>96734731
This doofus has never seen a goyf lmao
Anonymous No.96734759
>>96733896
posting another one
Anonymous No.96734760
>>96734729
I got the purple ones
Im still using them because they function but damn if im not tempted to swap them out every time I play em
Anonymous No.96734762 >>96734781
>>96734748
Ok what about this guy?
Anonymous No.96734767
>tfw my lgs stopped carrying dragonshield glossy
I will not take the matte pill. To amazon!
Anonymous No.96734778 >>96735000
>>96734725
Wasn't she a reporter? Why is she a Human Scientist? We've had reporters before and they tend to have some sort of type. It just isn't reporter"
Anonymous No.96734781
>>96734762
Burn, again.
Anonymous No.96734782
You WILL use the sleeves I prefer and you WILL like them.
Anonymous No.96734787 >>96734792
>>96734725
Why is her shadow wearing glasses?
Anonymous No.96734792 >>96737658 >>96737663
>>96734787
It isn't her shadow. She's hacking or doing something and a guy is opening the door behind her or something and coming in. Which is why she is looking that way.
Anonymous No.96734824 >>96734893
I like this sun titan a lot
Anonymous No.96734838 >>96734846
>>96733896
Behold my ultimate power! (oink)
Anonymous No.96734845
I'm gonna say the word
Anonymous No.96734846 >>96738668
>>96734838
fuck why picture no upload
Anonymous No.96734893 >>96734928
>>96734824
Its kind of nuts how often he is printed with how few different arts there are.
Anonymous No.96734911 >>96734924 >>96734933 >>96734937 >>96737679
Anyone feel like getting mad about UB today?
Anonymous No.96734924 >>96734937
>>96734911
Idk man maybe we should let the piggies wallow in the mud today.
Anonymous No.96734928
>>96734893
There was a new one in FF but not much else. His base art is very solid so I get it may be difficult to top. I thought it may just be that there aren't many giant characters to use to reskin him but I'm sure they could have thought of something if they really wanted to.
Anonymous No.96734933 >>96735004
>>96734911
Not only are we revisiting NYC again very soon, but it is an entirely different NYC to the first one we've been to. This rubs me even worse than those cringe turtles themselves
Anonymous No.96734937 >>96734996
>>96734911
>>96734924
You can be annoying faggots all you'd like, a handful of fun SLD can be cool, but I've met no one in real life that likes spiderman, or has a positive reaction to anything coming down the pipeline other than lorwyn. you are just pissing in an ocean of piss and deciding to force a meme and act like you are better somehow.
Anonymous No.96734944 >>96735006
>>96734674
Is this Zhulodok or Ultima? They're both colorless support that I could imagine switching between the two pretty easily.
Anonymous No.96734955 >>96737638
>>96734300
What's the gameplan with these two? Ramp fast and out value your opponents?
Anonymous No.96734962 >>96734969
>>96734423
What are you trying to build that would have that much of a maybe board?
Anonymous No.96734969 >>96734982
>>96734962
why would the archetype matter when the maybeboard is just for any card you're considering, thus the name
Anonymous No.96734982
>>96734969
Fair enough. You're right there. I guess I mean more rhetorical really. I could understand having to cut or decide between around ten cards or so but being sixty six over limit is something else.
Anonymous No.96734996
>>96734937
this but FF. No one gave a shit about that boomer property
Anonymous No.96735000 >>96735007
>>96734778
This was her role in the very first/original comic book run
Anonymous No.96735004
>>96734933
The NYC in TMNT is identical to the NYC in Spider-Man save like a couple of generic ass locations. They are NYC. They do not really massively alter it and spider-man had few "iconic NYC" shit unique to it. I can think of 4 and they are all tap lands
Anonymous No.96735006
>>96734944
Zhulodok to fuel my gambling addiction with cascades. Ultima is an absolute unit though for both doubling your mana production and crippling a opponent's.
Anonymous No.96735007 >>96735019 >>96735022
>>96735000
Neat
Was she black there?
Anonymous No.96735019
>>96735007
Yes
Anonymous No.96735022 >>96735028 >>96735062 >>96735091
>>96735007
Eh, hard to tell with black and white comics. The perm was absolutely there, though
Anonymous No.96735024 >>96735090
I like this art (and artist) too
Anonymous No.96735028
>>96735022
She looks mixed on the right at the very least.
Anonymous No.96735051
>>96734615
Its clear, anon is just a schizo
Anonymous No.96735062
>>96735022
>for a human
So...what are the turtles attracted to if not Humans? Each other?
Anonymous No.96735090
>>96735024
how is this a black card?
Anonymous No.96735091 >>96735114
>>96735022
She never had a distinct ethnicity. Peter Laird said she was Asian, and said Eastman would probably say she's mixed-race, and sometimes she had darker skin, sometimes not.
This all said, there was one definitively whitewashed character from the comics, and that's Baxter Stockman, who the cartoon made white but was explicitly black in the comic. Later versions made him black again though.
Anonymous No.96735105 >>96735116 >>96735147
>>96734668

A bit outdated, but my favorite aggro deck.
Anonymous No.96735114
>>96735091
He was a fly guy 90% of the time in the original cartoon anyway
Anonymous No.96735116
>>96735105
that doesn't look aggro
Anonymous No.96735147 >>96735323
>>96735105
Your mana curve is really high, you need to consider some lower mana costed creatures. I don't see a whole lot of creatures in here in general. There is no synergy happening here, cut the stuff like hallowed burial (love that card btw) and put in more equipment based things, you have the swords for that already. Just my notes, you have a good basic shell but you need more focus.
Anonymous No.96735150 >>96735154 >>96735161 >>96735376 >>96735842 >>96736091
How would you feel about a deck led by this guy, designed to have as many mechanics going as possible?
Anonymous No.96735154
>>96735150
Literally my dream commander. Would run forever
Anonymous No.96735161
>>96735150
"cwoobergs"
Anonymous No.96735163 >>96735185
>>96733800 (OP)
You're a newfag if you don't remember these Urabrask memes
Anonymous No.96735185 >>96735220
>>96735163
What does that have to do with anything?
Anonymous No.96735220
>>96735185
Newfag
Anonymous No.96735242 >>96735275 >>96735318
>>96733800 (OP)
>TQ
Anonymous No.96735271 >>96735291 >>96735293 >>96735321
What are the most despised sets? I just started and it seems like Aetherdrift and the murder mystery set are quite disliked.
Anonymous No.96735275 >>96735284 >>96735307
>>96735242
>empty all mana pools
>as a sorcery
Man they didn't think that one through
Anonymous No.96735284 >>96735298
>>96735275
>cast worldpurge
>all permanents (including lands) will be bounced if it resolves
>in response all your opponents float mana
>worldpurge resolves and their mana pools are emptied
Seems to be working as intended no?
Anonymous No.96735291
>>96735271
every set since eldritch moon teebeecchi
Anonymous No.96735293
>>96735271
Yeah there was a wild west set that wasn't very well received either. These are probably the three least enjoyed sets in the game.
Anonymous No.96735298 >>96735324
>>96735284
>>in response all your opponents float mana
>>worldpurge resolves and their mana pools are emptied
Anon. What are they floating mana for if they don't have spells that can be cast at instant speed? If they have spells that they can cast at instant speed why would they want them to resolve after Worldpurge and not before? That sweet sweet instant speed token generation??
Anonymous No.96735307 >>96735317 >>96735357
>>96735275
it's so you can't cast it with a million mana and win the game immediately
Anonymous No.96735317
>>96735307
yeah if you wanted to win the game with a million mana you should have used any of these other X spells
Anonymous No.96735318 >>96735326
>>96735242
NOOOOOO THIS IS MLD AHHHH HELP ME GAVIN
Anonymous No.96735321
>>96735271
Homelands and Fallen Empires were fucking ROUGH. Also, I feel like Magic 30 has been forgotten, 1000 dollars for official proxies. Maybe. You could just pull trash.

Feels like Spiderman dethroned Aetherdrift for modern sets. The hat sets of the past few years are bad but there are at least some mechanically interesting cards in cowboys and clue.
Anonymous No.96735323 >>96735341
>>96735147
Found an updated version.
I've removed academy rector for a Kor Cartographer, and the Adakar Valkyrie for a Truefire Paladin. So the curve is a little down from the 3.39 it's at in this picture. I feel like it has a good amount of removal for my meta, but the only problem I have with this deck is sometimes I get too many lands, or too little creatures. I feel like more card draw would solve that.
Anonymous No.96735324
>>96735298
Its so they cant cast stuff after the spell has resolved with the mana they would have floated. Im not sure how this is lost on you
Anonymous No.96735325
I never build a deck that costs more than $50 how do you people have $5000 shitpiles FACT
Anonymous No.96735326
>>96735318
Nope, we're resetting the game (with optimized hands) but I have some lifegain so I start with a way higher life total
Anonymous No.96735341 >>96735368
>>96735323
Looks way better! looks like your draw is fine with the wheels. Maybe a magus of the wheel could work, you can equip equipment to him if you're desperate and just need a body.
Anonymous No.96735357
>>96735307
>it's so you can't cast it with a million mana and win the game immediately
It's a fucking 8 mana spell you can already win the game without casting it
Anonymous No.96735368
>>96735341
>magus of the wheel
I didn't know about that, but I'll pick one up and try it out. If it had vigilance it would really be nice.

Oh and the synergy of the deck is basically any creature can be a threat with a sword + damage increase + Gisela. Adding another one of those is just gravy, and having vigilance on a creature is just the best. Nobody wants to attack you with Gisela up. If any of my threats get wiped out it's pretty good about throwing down another creature, equipping it and attacking for major damage quick, if I don't get a mana flood or don't have a creature, which I said before is the major problem with the deck.
Anonymous No.96735376 >>96735391
>>96735150
im just going to run a "every color hose" deck with this guy as commander so i can have a bracket 1 deck on hand.
Anonymous No.96735391
>>96735376
Based.

I want to build a 2 or 3 color deck where EVERY non-land card is those two or three colors.
Anonymous No.96735542 >>96735555
Whats the best way to manage/log my collection? Was thinking just scan in all into manabox, sorting each deck into binders, then upload all that to moxfield. Then as I buy singles just scan them into manabox and put them under singles?
Anonymous No.96735555
>>96735542
I use Delver Lens. Cards not in decks go into lists where I describe where I store them. Decks are for decks I currently have constructed.
Anonymous No.96735717 >>96735737 >>96735757 >>96735818
There is something so fun and childish about black/green cards. I love it. Same with green/white cards but in a more friendly fashion. It's like these type of cards were what EDH was made for.
Anonymous No.96735737 >>96735818
>>96735717
You have no idea how badly I wish the game would go back to dumb fun cards like this, and not the hyper optimized goodpile meta stuff we have nowadays
Anonymous No.96735757
>>96735717
100%, Abzan Junk Piles Are my favorite kinda edh deck, they make me feel like a bimbo retard while I cheat out irrationally expensive cmc creatures like this
Anonymous No.96735758 >>96735864 >>96735876
https://moxfield.com/decks/1gpNB-2WSUmf4f1dMVDofQ

my balmor deck. I finally got to play a couple games with it vs some much stronger decks. They didn't know what my angle was and I was just playing little creatures and playing small cantrips each turn.

i find the issue was that I had to choose between playing my creature or playing a cantrip to bufff my guys, and most of them don't have haste anyway. It feels slower than I'd it like to be.

another anon told me that my curve should max out at 3, and I took his advice to heart. I cut Niv mizzet, and archmage emeritus and some other bigger spells. I'm afraid to make the deck any faster but I think it will only function if I go all in with a lower curve and more token makers.

Any tips bros? I'm trying to go wide with small creature tokens or prowess (think Kitsa or Swiftspear) and running cheap cantrips to maintain tempo and counterspells to protect vs boardwipes
Anonymous No.96735818 >>96739505
>>96735717
>>96735737
>start playing MTG with my older brother back in 2008 or 2009
>cut to 2015
>play goofy tribal decks with a couple other kids in HS during lunch and before school started
>ask them if they have any legendary creatures so we can play highlander
>I make Jor kadeen from new phyrexia
>bunch of equipment and metalcraft cards
>white creatures like Kor duelist and auriok edgwright
>none of our decks were trying to do combos or WAAC
>had fun matches with our kitchen-sink decks made from odd commons and big rares
>return to the game after 8 year break
>everything is made for commander
>fun has been optimized out of the game
>waiting minutes for somebody to take their turn
>random ass-pull infinite mana extort-you-to-death turns or grapeshot the entire table for 70000
>UG decks with 10 lands on turn 5
>multiple esper sentinels, rhystic studies, land taxes, smothering tithes, etc on the board at once
>surveil and shock lands and thereby fetchlands aren't any cheaper than they were in RTR and Khans of tarkir despite reprints
>arbitray bracket levels that players are forced to accept and label their deck as because they don't understand the brackets let alone their own deck


It seems to me like this game mode was more fun before Wizbro started making cards for the format. The fun, do-big-things decks that used to be the norm are now weak and unplayable. There's no creativity anymore.
Anonymous No.96735842
>>96734477
I bet you any money it would be perfectly fine in anno 2k25 commander, maybe as GC.

>>96735150
He cute!
Anonymous No.96735864 >>96735920
>>96735758
Is your goal burning with spells cast triggers or blowing people out with a Balmor boosted sweep? It looks like now you're split a little between the two. If you were thinking sweep I'd add at least a few board wide haste enablers like Fervor or Rising of the Day. Would make all those birds or elemental tokes much more threatening if they can also attack when they enter and get boosted. Considering you're trying to do the spell slinging thing either way have you considered any of the mana cost decreasing artifacts like Sapphire and Ruby Medallion? They could help mitigate having to chose between casting synergy pieces and the spells you want to cast into them.
Anonymous No.96735876 >>96735920
>>96735758
If I were to make a Balmor deck, it'd absolutely only run creatures that had haste/prowess or created a tapped+attacking creature token and slammed it full of cantrips/trumpet blast cards to double up on the buffs. I'd build it to go pretty wide real quick since Balmor + trumpet instants will do all the heavy lifting of the deck
Anonymous No.96735897
>>96733896
I don't have decks, nor do I play games. I just come here to talk theory and call people piggies
Anonymous No.96735920 >>96735992
>>96735864
my goal is to overwhelm with a bunch of 6/1 trampling tokens and creatures and casting instants/sorcery to trigger the token generation or +x/x buffs

>medallions
I cut sapphire medallion because my cards mostly use colors pips and I have a couple cost reducing creatures anyway. I put in the fire and sky diamond which might get cut later .

>>96735876
thanks, what website is that in your image?
Anonymous No.96735972 >>96735997 >>96736029 >>96736035
What are the best targets in each of her colours for this cutie patootie?
I bought her precon last friday cause it was 35 bucks and it's the only FF game I completed way back when but after playing it I was surprised to find there's a lot of creatures in it that don't synergise with her (not even Celes, bruh).
I was thinking of adding in a bunch of anthems but I am unsure if I should fill the remaining spots with strong ETBs and go all-in on the aggro side, or go with more stax effects and build a wider board while making my pillowfort.
Anonymous No.96735992
>>96735920
>thanks, what website is that in your image?
scryfall tagger. Community-based tagging system: https://tagger.scryfall.com put in a card and it'll show you all the tags for it and will link to scryfall for that particular search
Anonymous No.96735994
I wish i was a cute girl so i could pull up to commander night in a jirai kei cord.
Anonymous No.96735997
>>96735972
If you wanna go staxy get this card to ruin some people's day
Anonymous No.96736029
>>96735972
she cute :)
>I bought her precon last friday cause it was 35 bucks
wtf
Anonymous No.96736035
>>96735972
https://scryfall.com/search?q=t%3Alegend+t%3Acreature+ci%3Arbw+pow%3C%3D3&order=edhrec&as=grid&unique=cards
Anonymous No.96736091
>>96735150
He is turbo tank, he gets a pass for being wubrg
Anonymous No.96736095 >>96736108 >>96736111 >>96736356 >>96736360 >>96736798
I kind of enjoyed OTJ
Anonymous No.96736108
>>96736095
other than
>a fucking hat
it was a good set overall
if you want to be contrarian you must go enjoy Aetherdrift
Anonymous No.96736111
>>96736095
the plane is boring as fuck and the flavour ruins a lot of what would otherwise be pretty cool cards, but the mechanics were decent and I use a few pieces from it quite happily (aven interrupter my beloved).
Anonymous No.96736137 >>96736158 >>96736214
>>96733800 (OP)
Has anybody mentioned that the TNMT commander deck will have 43 new cards in it? How does Cool Stuff Inc. have this info? Was it confirmed by WotC?
Anonymous No.96736142
Abzan is my favourite wedge, because I'm my language it sounds ike a butchered slang term for "to cum"
Anonymous No.96736158 >>96736227
>>96736137
There's a commander deck? The whole character select line up are part of the commander deck? Didn't think we'd get one for that set.
Anonymous No.96736178 >>96736205 >>96736243
TQ
this and Back to Nature are my pet staples
also terrain generator is the goat for budget mono color decks
Anonymous No.96736205 >>96736801
>>96736178
>picrel
You run into that many artifact creature decks?
Anonymous No.96736214 >>96736413 >>96736831
>>96736137
>ONE commander deck
This is retarded. It'll be 700 dollars scalped because there's only one deck.
Anonymous No.96736227 >>96736237 >>96736355 >>96736960 >>96736984 >>96737031 >>96737033 >>96737286 >>96737292 >>96739124
>>96736158
Main commander is 4 turtles in one card.
Alt commander is Leonardo + Partner.
Anonymous No.96736237
>>96736227
When do you think we're going to get new cards added that make previous cards partner
Anonymous No.96736243
>>96736178
it memes on voltrons actually
Anonymous No.96736268
>>96734098
For that you can also use the processor eldrazi. There are only 2-3 actually good ones, but they can be incredibly satisfying to use cause everything uses exile as a temporary zone. Suspend, rebound, adventure, little Ugin, a bunch of commanders like Jeleva, Tasha, Rayami, Mairsil... You can just do a whole bunch of mischief with them.
Anonymous No.96736314
Bros I'm not sure whether I want Kilo to lean more into the untapper proliferate spam with shit like Clock and keys, or stay focused more on +1/+1 counters and getting a wide board of artifact creatures to swing with
Anonymous No.96736315 >>96736967
>>96734029
And if your opponents aren't running exile effects it's just a dead card and if your deck plan relies on making sure one specific spell isn't exiled you have the jankiest of jank decks.

While cards like these can be funny and satisfying to pull off when they fire, the odds of them doing so and mattering to the game are infinitesimally small. It's already hard enough to cut decks down to 100 cards, I'd rather just throw in generic mass protection like Dawn's Truce or spot protection like Ephemerate which have actual use in most games.
Anonymous No.96736355 >>96736365
>>96736227
That's a lot in one commander deck. Are there supposed to be other decks or is this it?
Anonymous No.96736356
>>96736095
Cards were mechanically fine, set mechanic wasn't retardedly specific and narrow so it can actually work with thousands of cards. Art sucks, plane sucks.

BTW that's also the only problem people actually have with UB. Spiderman didn't fail because people hate the art and setting, it's because the mechanics fucking sucked.
Anonymous No.96736360
>>96736095
Crime is a fantastic mechanic
Outside of the middling flavor of the name I would have zero issues with it going evergreen
Anonymous No.96736365 >>96736429
>>96736355
Just one precon.
Anonymous No.96736413
>>96736214
I feel like there must be at least one busted card in the 43 new to mtg cards that will cover 1/2 the MSRP price tag. I'll probably buy a couple and store them somewhere in my basement.
Anonymous No.96736429
>>96736365
That is weird. Would have thought they'd at least do a heroes and villains precon. Not just heroes. I mean, that it's getting a precon is something at least but still.
Anonymous No.96736582
>playing teysa
>resolve my favourite card ever, Tombstone Stairwell
>each turn everyone is making between 3 - 8 hasty zombies and then they die
>all 13 of my aristocrat pinger cards were in the bottom 20 of my deck and i drew like 50 cards in the game

suffering
Anonymous No.96736662 >>96736683 >>96736687 >>96736734
Thoughts about playing "rest in peace" effects?
My current favourite deck is a mono black removal pile and naturally cards like pic related and Kalitas (4cmc RIP gives 2/2 zombie) ended up in the list since they give me a thing when I do my 1B destroy dude thing. But sometimes there are games where a RIP on a guy just shuts down someones deck completely, so naturally element of feelbad is introduced and while I think they should just play interaction so their gameplan does not die to a single guy on board it has left a lil bit conflicted about it.
Anonymous No.96736679 >>96737979
>>96734431
Titan cycle was great honorary mentions to wurmcoil engine and consecrated sphinx being unofficially titans.
Anonymous No.96736683
>>96736662
its a necessary evil, as GY decks get an obscene card advantage/selection later on that will just drown you out. There are so many graveyard hate effects that they are the sole reason these type of decks arent auto S-Tier in EDH. But a decent GY player would expect these types of effect and pack more interaction to not just instantly loose to a single creature, or lese they are utterly retarded or the biggest noob in the pod.
I just wish WotC would print the same amount of sensible and meaningful amount of land hate
Anonymous No.96736687
>>96736662
>Thoughts about playing "rest in peace" effects?
bad in noob pods extremely good in pods with good players. the grave is such an insanely good second hand for every color you need it. only problem is a lot of rest in peaces are non symmetrical. picrel has become my staple for having a very good effect on a stick with some extra ramp thrown in.
Anonymous No.96736696 >>96737249
>>96734431
cope
>b-but l'attack triggah
cope
Anonymous No.96736719 >>96736919
>>96734170
I like him. I recently tweaked my list so that it is exclusively Permanents, except for this card and it has been pretty fun.
Anonymous No.96736734
>>96736662
I get why they're a thing, but I also don't like them. Don't really play any decks that care about their graveyard myself anymore but I did when I started the game so I get how much it sucks to see them and I'd rather not do that. If a grave deck is getting out of control I find it's a lot easier to just focus the player down. Usually at least one other player at the table will see the threat coming and realize that graveyard player needs to be taken care off as well so that player quickly gets knocked out. Also don't really like playing cards that are useless in most other match ups the way graveyard removal is.
Anonymous No.96736798
>>96736095
I liked some of the cards from it. Specifically spree. The spree mechanic was cool as a soft return of escalate. Committing crimes wasn't bad either. Just awkwardly limited because of it's name. If not for it's name I could have seen it used as an alternative for hexproof and ward.
Anonymous No.96736801
>>96736205
it makes voltron pieces fall off the creature
Anonymous No.96736831
>>96736214
Maybe. But there's also every chance it will be printed into the ground at the combined amount two or so decks would have been.
Anonymous No.96736919 >>96739888
>>96734189
Thanks for your input bro, considering he's only 1 euro and I have most pieces already I'll probably just try him out.
Sorcery-only is too bad, though. Wish it would've said every end step.

>>96736719
Do you have your list available?
Here's mine so far https://archidekt.com/decks/16600885/myco , it's one of the few decks that I had trouble brewing.
Anonymous No.96736960
>>96736227
>6 cards
>not a single interesting design
Whew
Anonymous No.96736967
>>96736315
I love when bad players type so much I love the little look into how their brain works
Anonymous No.96736984
>>96736227
cool, going to kill commander on sight and the tards who like this shit will seethe and probably leave the store early
Anonymous No.96737008
>>96734162
splinter from teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Anonymous No.96737031
>>96736227
Will we EVER get a precon that isn't just
>here's 3-5 colors
>they have a word salad of abilities, but nothing new or unique
>it's always the "family friendly" abilities and not stuff like death touch, indestructible, etc
>something something +1/1 counters
Anonymous No.96737033 >>96737247
>>96736227
Splinter really being pigeonholed into that color to fit the 5c theme.
Anonymous No.96737050 >>96737054 >>96737111
I tried to build a deck around Isamaru and Basilisk Collar but my opponents keep responding to it with Shock. How to play around this?
Anonymous No.96737054 >>96737111
>>96737050
Stop playing against Hasan
Anonymous No.96737111 >>96737279
>>96737054
>>96737050
Please go away zoomies no one gives a fuck about whatever e drama youre on about
Anonymous No.96737118 >>96737123 >>96737130 >>96737152
We need more Eldrazi and Slivers. Prove me wrong.
Anonymous No.96737123 >>96737188
>>96737118
They should also be praetors for the trifecta.
Anonymous No.96737130
>>96737118
They are both heavily supported tribes and both got a high powered precon just recently. We can wait a few more years.
Anonymous No.96737152 >>96737243
>>96737118
>uh I want my decks to build themselves actually
is there a worse feel?
Anonymous No.96737188
>>96737123
>Phyrexian Slivdrazi Behemoth
>CCWURBG
>Creature - Phyrexian Eldrazi Sliver
>all Phyrexian, Eldrazi, and Sliver creatures in your library, graveyard, exile, and on the battlefield are Phyrexian, Eldrazi, and Sliver as well as their listed types
>all Phyrexians, Eldrazi, and Slivers have Trample, Annihilator 1, and "When this creature attacks, sacrifice target nonland permanent"
>3C - Create a 1/1 Phyrexian Eldrazi Sliver Horror token
Anonymous No.96737206 >>96737967
>>96733973
I love this card, and ran it for many, many years, but recently cut it from my list because power creep and EDH generally being inhospitable to all but the most broken 1-2 drop creatures.

Great little guy who helped win games by being able to stare down much bigger creatures, but vigilance and pump (and FS) are just not good enough with all the cheap double-strikers available, along with other cards that have equipment shenanigans.

It's a real shame, because I love the name, flavor, and abilities, and even the art's not bad, but I think the main reason I liked running him was because my deck needed mana sinks because I wasn't drawing enough cards. With just a little more card draw put in (a challenge in boros, but possible), I stopped being put in situations where pumping this guy up was my best option.
Anonymous No.96737243
>>96737152
>god I hate having synergistic or good abilities in the command zone
Thankfully you can go build any of the Legends from Legends.
Anonymous No.96737247 >>96737281 >>96737327 >>96737468
>>96737033
>rat not being black
C'mon now.
Also, Black isn't just the "evil person" color.

Splinter is the guy who raised four surrogate kids with the primary purpose of killing one person, and black has a good amount of "Vengeance" cards.
Anonymous No.96737249
>>96736696
This is just a straight power creep upgrade for all blink decks
Anonymous No.96737279
>>96737111
Calm down faggot it's just some early morning giggles, we can go back to discussing our new favourite UB "Squibbly Jim and the Jerkoff Boys" starting now ok?
Anonymous No.96737281
>>96737247
BACK IN MY DAY
>White: Humans and Angels, aka the good guys with vigilance and first strike
>Blue: Wizards, Instants, and some Fairies
>Black: zombies, skeletons, demons and evil guys with SAC abilities and graveyard shenanigans
>Green: nature stuff with Trample and big stompy creatures
>Red: goblins, dragons, and other scaly monsters with haste, menace, and burn damage
Anonymous No.96737286
>>96736227
Other way around, judging by collector numbers, Leo is the main commander and you're encouraged to choose one of the other characters as partner.
Anonymous No.96737292
>>96736227
It's kind of funny how good some of the art is (Donny's in particular is just Jason Rainville going ham) and then Mikey doesn't even have the right number of fingers.
Anonymous No.96737327 >>96737366 >>96737429
>>96737247
Splinter is so far from black its genuinely offensive.
Anonymous No.96737366 >>96737385 >>96737390
>>96737327
Kiora is also the least blue person ever and gets shoved into the color because fish person and fish are blue, it's nothing new. If you're a rat you're black because otherwise nobody's going to play you.
Anonymous No.96737385
>>96737366
Kiora hangs out with big sea monsters, which are all blue, so she's blue
Anonymous No.96737390
>>96737366
Youre genuinely too dumb to talk about this game with anon
Anonymous No.96737429 >>96737533 >>96737585
>>96737327
>given a perfectly reasonable explanation of why he's in black
>HE ISN'T AND IT OFFENDS ME
Shut up, retard. The man literally raised 4 children, armed them, and trained them to murder someone as revenge for him. The only reason they end up a family is because as they come into their own as a group, he grows more attached to them than he planned to.
Anonymous No.96737442
>>96734382
>I wish there was a really easy way to look up all the "Charm" style cards.
Just learn Scryfall's syntax. It's easy.
https://scryfall.com/search?q=game%3Apaper+t%3Ainstant+o%3A%22choose+one%22+charm

>>96734669
Dragon Shield's QC has plummeted, they're nowhere near as good as they used to be. Plus using Dragon Shield inners + outers is a bit too thick to comfortably fit into a boulder. I use their inners with Katana outers, since Katana inners are flimsy feeling pieces of crap.
Anonymous No.96737468 >>96737497 >>96738662
>>96737247
>>rat not being black
>C'mon now.
Realistically, rats should be white, due to being very compassionate and social animals that need the company of other rats to remain healthy. Unfortunately WotC insists on leaning in to harmful and offensive stereotypes and anti-rat propaganda, while ignoring decades of research on rat behavior.
Anonymous No.96737497 >>96737502 >>96737525
>>96737468
Rats live in filth and spread disease.
Anonymous No.96737502 >>96737537
>>96737497
ERM
FLEAS SPREAD DISEASE, CHUD
Anonymous No.96737525
>>96737497
That's actually a misconception. Rats are very clean animals.
Anonymous No.96737529 >>96737646
Anyone have a take on the best commander for a Sisters of Battle deck other than the ones packaged in the 40K release? (None of them appeal to me as Celestine being mono-white prohibits a few affiliated cards.)

I'm a newfag to this general so I apologize if this is an exhausting question for being UB or whatever.
Anonymous No.96737533
>>96737429
>perfectly reasonable explanation
Where? Where is it! I didnt see it anywhere. Splinter as seen in the media, is Azorius. Maybe Jeskai. Anything else is absurd. You fundamentally do not understand black or Splinter.
Anonymous No.96737537
>>96737502
ACHUALLY THE GERMS ARE SPREADING THE DISEASE!! STOP FALLING FOR THE ANTI FLEA PROPAGANDA!!
Anonymous No.96737585
>>96737429
That said, he's probably not 'core Black', but he's just mono-Black for the commander deck because every other colour was taken (though Raph could be mono-Black too, but you'd probably have to make Mikey Red and then Splinter could be Green which also fits him).
Anonymous No.96737637 >>96737647
Let's be honest here. If Splinter was given any justice, he'd be Abzan.
Anonymous No.96737638
>>96734955
Insurrection, approach or extra turn looping
Manual labman is possible as well
Anonymous No.96737646 >>96737677
>>96737529
First Idea in my head is a Red/White commander with an emphasis on instants being your "miracles" and angels reflavored as jetpack units. I guess it depends on what theme you think best represents them
Anonymous No.96737647
>>96737637
Splinter could be argued as basically any colour because he tends to vary up depending on the adaptation, though Orzhov or Abzan are probably the closest to what'd be consistent (Orzhov in the "I care for me and mine" sense, he's often really protective of his turtle sons).
Anonymous No.96737658
>>96734792
Light is clearly shining on her, where is her shadow then?
Anonymous No.96737663
>>96734792
It's probably meant to be Baxter Stockman specifically, because in the OG comics she worked for him at first.
Anonymous No.96737666
>>96733800 (OP)
>TQ:
Insurrection that comes out way sooner. Insurrection itself is underplayed and only real boomers seem to remember it exists despite having such a consistent win-ratio and only getting better as creatures get better and bigger.
Anonymous No.96737677
>>96737646
I need black white and blue to fit all of the themed cards. Boros is definitely a proper Sisters of Battle vibe, though.
Anonymous No.96737679
>>96734911
Na, waste of energy
Anonymous No.96737717 >>96737837
>at worst: a kill spell and a handreveal for six mana
>at best: ends your opponents entire career
>usually: kills off or discards about three creatures
Anonymous No.96737837 >>96737879
>>96737717
Deadly Cover Up is 5, what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.96737879 >>96737895 >>96737935 >>96737945
>>96737837
On side but man what a fuck up was it to name that mechanic "collect evidence". I personally really like the mechanic and it has such potential to be a evergreen excep the name is so ugly and specific that it's impossible to really use it.
Anonymous No.96737895 >>96737917 >>96737971
>>96737879
It doesn't even fucking make sense because making clues feels way more like collecting evidence.
Maybe they should have just called it Conceal or something
Anonymous No.96737917 >>96737923 >>96737971
>>96737895
Exiling gy feels more like you're tampering with evidence than collecting it.
Anonymous No.96737923
>>96737917
Yeah
Tamper 6?
Anonymous No.96737935
>>96737879
I remember there were arguments here that the god awful “Start Your Engines!” should been something like “Accelerate”.
Anonymous No.96737945
>>96737879
They will literally never learn their lesson on this
Personally I'm betting that at some point one of these mechanics is going to get straight up renamed for a new set but they'll just pretend like it's different and won't even do an oracle text update.
Anonymous No.96737967
>>96737206
I run both of these, along with a Cerodon Yearling. Vigilance 2/2 with swords and other damage increasers is just so good.
Anonymous No.96737971 >>96738010
>>96737895
>>96737917
Do we just pretend to have brain damage nowadays
>cards are expended (evidence)
>either physically or a result of the spell exists, "discarded" on the battlefield (graveyard)
>collect them!
Real brainteaser. Tampering would be replacing a card in your GY with a different one
Anonymous No.96737979
>>96736679
Yeah I still run those too!
Anonymous No.96738010 >>96738062
>>96737971
>>collect them!
>Real brainteaser. Tampering would be replacing a card in your GY with a different one
No because you don't "collect evidence" by removing it from fucking existence, which is what exiling is. Collected evidence is something you utilize, you bring it to prove something. Tampering with evidence can be a lot of things, but destroying evidence so it can't be used is definitely tampering
Anonymous No.96738062 >>96738108 >>96738170 >>96738383
>>96738010
>explain how it plays out lore wise
>ermmm no that doesnt work!
It absolutely does you dont even understand what exiling is anon.
Anonymous No.96738108 >>96738148 >>96738170
>>96738062
>>explain how it plays out lore wise
You mean
>make up something that made sense to you as an explanation but actually doesn't hold up when you think about it

You don't "collect evidence" by removing it from existence, which is what exiling is. You have no answer to this.
>swords
Yes he's exiled because he fucking leaves war for good to go be a farmer somewhere so distant and obscure that he might as well not exist because he's never coming back
Anonymous No.96738148
>>96738108
Okay big fella
Anonymous No.96738170 >>96738210 >>96738479
>>96738062
>>96738108
On a totally unrelated note, using swords to plows on something like an Eldrazi Titan was always hilarious to me.
>yes the world ending eldritch horror decided to settle down and run a farm
Anonymous No.96738209 >>96738237 >>96738370
Why yes, I do run this absolute tree-Chad.
>sac him to Greater Good
>get 4 cards and 3 lands
>absolutely set up for mid/late game
Anonymous No.96738210
>>96738170
Tragic Slip is one of my favorites. I regret to inform you that Emrakul The Promised End slipped in the shower and died instantly, I hope you take comfort knowing it was likely painless.
Anonymous No.96738237
>>96738209
Food chain and Herigast giving everything emerge is one of my favorite mechanics by far. Yoy can play early game with little weenies and then sac them to bring im the big boys.
Anonymous No.96738286 >>96738298 >>96738306 >>96738685 >>96739335
I hate brewing due to perfectionism. 99 cards is way too many to fine-tune everything. Where can I find decent deck lists so I don't waste months on a stupid fucking deck? Inb4 edhrec, they just list a lot of garbage.
Anonymous No.96738298 >>96738336
>>96738286
Wewlad
Anonymous No.96738306 >>96738336
>>96738286
Don't spend it all at once
Anonymous No.96738336
>>96738298
>>96738306
Unironically asking, btw.
Anonymous No.96738345 >>96738361 >>96738373 >>96738374 >>96738455 >>96738488
No doubt this is a classic noob question but can you attach an equipment cards to a creature before an opponent can use a removal card?

>I cast my commander and attach lightning grieves
>well in response I…
>nah its too late.
Anonymous No.96738361
>>96738345
Equip is sorcery speed, unless it's an activated ability like for cranial plating.
Anonymous No.96738370
>>96738209
I love the John Avon art. He doesn't notmally do anything but lands, he is most famous for his forests, so it was very fitting for him to do a treefolk
Anonymous No.96738373
>>96738345
They can respond to the activation of the equip ability, yes. It's not different to any other sorcery-speed activated ability.
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6 No.96738374
>>96738345
lmao no, equipping is generally sorcery speed. To explain thoroughly

>You say you are going to cast your commander
>there is a round of priority (assuming you have no followup to your own)
>assuming no interaction, your commander resolves
>priority returns to you
>you activate Lightning Greaves' equip ability
>there is a round of priority
>other player casts "Destroy that shit" on your commander
>there is a round of priority
>assuming no further interaction, your commander kicks the bucket to "Destroy that Shit"
>your lightning greaves ability fails to resolve as the target is gone
If you had something that made it instant speed, you could do it in response to someone trying to kill your commander, but even then if you did it first, they could still kill it in response.
Anonymous No.96738383 >>96738396
>>96738062
Lorewise this card is literally the plot of Vinland Saga season 2
Anonymous No.96738396
>>96738383
Thanks for the update, weeb
Anonymous No.96738455
>>96738345
no, they respond to the activation of the equip ability
equip is a sorcery speed ability
get fucked, idiot
Anonymous No.96738479
>>96738170
There's an infinite amount of hilarious scenarios from this kind of removal spell. I even found a list of 'em once

https://moxfield.com/decks/TdvpEQyiSkyHJbFhObe7ow
Anonymous No.96738488
>>96738345
It's a common outcome and a reason why instant speed protection is important.

When you have a choice in the matter, equip when your opponents are tapped out AND ideally when you have instant speed counters/protection to make it stick.

If you have flash on equipment, you're also better off slapping it on in response to removal rather than preemptively. The removal they'll use to get around it is the same kind of removal it will generally struggle to help against, so you can save the mana even if you can't save your commander.
Anonymous No.96738490 >>96738561 >>96738786
How do I make this deck better?

It's just for casual play and can sorta keep up with my friends, but it needs a bit of something

https://moxfield.com/decks/yWZGkopO2kiJWUiAJLoA4w
Anonymous No.96738561 >>96738573
>>96738490
ditch imprisoned in the moon for amphibian downpour, for one.

But your problem is deeper, in that you seem to be playing what is a spell-slinging stormy commander as some kind of blink recursion value pile? If that's what you want to do swap your commander out for Inalla, her whole thing is maximising value from wizard ETBs. Otherwise I'd run less interaction and more punchy stuff. You're not a control deck.
Anonymous No.96738573 >>96738620
>>96738561
I have no idea what some of those words mean, I just use a bunch of spells and instants because it empowers my wizards, but yeah I will cut some of the interaction spells.
Anonymous No.96738620 >>96738687
>>96738573
Okay, I'll try to explain. What you're trying to do is play a lot of spells and empower your wizards. This means you want to play lots of small wizards and cast lots of small spells.
With this in mind, why are you running archaeomancer and its 5 mana brothers? Bringing spells back from the grave matters when you're playing big spells that can close out a game with that second/third cast, and/or if you're trying to do some kind of infinite loop- but neither of those applies here. You'd be much better off replacing the archaeomancer and his buddies with other wizards.
Similarly, Ghostly Flicker and Displace don't do much in your deck besides flickering the archaeomancers- replacing them with draw spells will have you seeing more cards and casting more spells, which is what you want to be doing anyway.
Anonymous No.96738638 >>96738666 >>96738966
>>96733973
If this card was remade 10 years later, the paladin would've been turned into some mystery meat woman for muh DEI points
Anonymous No.96738662
>>96737468
white mice breh
black rats
red rodents
blue crabs everything returns to crab
green squirrels
Anonymous No.96738666 >>96738670 >>96738678 >>96738966
>>96738638
go back to /pol/, chud
Anonymous No.96738668 >>96738675 >>96739173
>>96734846
So you're the pig that keeps eating up hasbrowizard's slop
Anonymous No.96738670
>>96738666
>666
fitting
Anonymous No.96738675
>>96738668
He already made that joke
Anonymous No.96738678
>>96738666
Take your SSRIs, satan
Anonymous No.96738685 >>96738727
>>96738286
This isnt "perfectionism" youre just lazy and not as smart as you think you are.
Anonymous No.96738686 >>96738699
>TQ
Non destructive, non exiling removal in MY white deck?
Anonymous No.96738687 >>96738804
>>96738620
thanks for the help anon
Anonymous No.96738692
>guy who's only gameplan is to just keep ramping until he can windmill slam spongebob onto the field gets upset that his commander keeps getting sniped

do you think he's gonna learn to not rely on his commander or do you think he's gonna cram every free counterspell and deflecting swat into his deck?
Anonymous No.96738696 >>96738708 >>96738806
TQ again
Actually I will NOT be taking commander damage from you, voltron player.
Anonymous No.96738699
>>96738686
God I love boardwipes that get around indestructible. They're my favorite
Anonymous No.96738708
>>96738696
Also hard counters Sen Triplets
Anonymous No.96738727
>>96738685
If I thought I was smart, I wouldn't ask for deck lists lmao. It's just that I don't enjoy the endless tinkering.
Anonymous No.96738748 >>96738793 >>96738804
>>96733800 (OP)
>TQ
I like cards that work with high CMC commanders, the only good decision to come from WOTC's designed-for-commander cards
Anonymous No.96738786
>>96738490
Put in sorcerer class, vodalian arcanist, volshe tideturner and karfell harbinger.
Anonymous No.96738793 >>96738833 >>96738837
>>96738748
Isn’t there a strictly better version of that which is an X spell and let’s you make a copy of each Artifact that was destroyed?
Anonymous No.96738804 >>96738837
>>96738687
yw lad
PS put a mind bomb in your deck. You can pick one up for next to nothing and it's basically a second boltwave, very nice little burn card.

>>96738748
Ironic, considering that the main reason they had to exist in the first place was WOTC creeping out those high-CMC commanders with an endless barrage of pushed cheap legends, but oh well. I do like those spells too.
Anonymous No.96738806 >>96738831
>>96738696
Kithkin boobi
Anonymous No.96738831
>>96738806
Her eyes look like two infected pustules, you’ll never be able to unsee it
Anonymous No.96738833 >>96738850
>>96738793
Youre thinking of red suns twilight and I dont know if I would call it a strictly better version. It costs 7 to start copying and gets rid of them, this "ramps" you. You could of course sweep some mana rocks but even then the initial cost is much higher
Anonymous No.96738837 >>96738843 >>96738850
>>96738793
this? I like visions more if I have a commander with CMC >6

>>96738804
at least they realized (too late) that there was an issue with the strength of the legends they were printing
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6 No.96738843
>>96738837
When I remember cards like this exist I wish Golbez was Grixis so bad lmao
Anonymous No.96738850
>>96738833
>>96738837
Fair. With visions I’m just imagining a world where all that happens is 3 people sac a treasure token.
Anonymous No.96738931 >>96738982 >>96738988 >>96739035 >>96739086 >>96739086 >>96739133 >>96739232 >>96739285 >>96739306 >>96739671
>japs did a rape on this island once so WotC can't draw a turtle with the weapon that originated there
Do you think they realize how unhinged they're being or is the culture really so skewed that they think this makes sense?
Anonymous No.96738966 >>96739013 >>96739230
>>96738638
>>96738666
I refuse to play any DEI/woke cards, and I WILL ignore any of those cards if you're playing in my pod. If you don't like it you can go pound sand.
Anonymous No.96738982 >>96739328
>>96738931
so by this logic what weapons are ok?
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6 No.96738988 >>96739048
>>96738931
I don't even know who this is virtue signaling to
Anonymous No.96739013
>>96738966
I wish I knew people this blessed
Anonymous No.96739035
>>96738931
californians lmao
Anonymous No.96739048 >>96739079 >>96739136 >>96739558
>>96738988
I think they're trying to appeal to the Okinawans but as far as I know they see themselves as Japanese so it kinda falls completely flat. But also let's not forget that the Asian consultants they hired for neon dynasty were A:Mostly Californians and not culturally asian, and B: Mostly of Chinese descent.
Anonymous No.96739079
>>96739048
This would also be FAR from the first time their "consultants" either missed the mark or straight up had zero fucking idea what they were talking about
Anonymous No.96739086 >>96739124 >>96739221 >>96739328
>>96738931
>>96738931
wow they are addicted to 'making up proablems' and using a more tone deaf blind solution virtue signalling nonsense
Anonymous No.96739124 >>96739328
>>96739086
>>96736227
Huh, his sais are missing the other part of the handguard. How utterly, utterly bizarre.
Anonymous No.96739133 >>96739328
>>96738931
id rather culture consultants just be on welfare and buy products than perform less-than-useless labor like this and make information litter.
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6 No.96739136 >>96739328
>>96739048
Absolutely masterful. blows my mind how they can try to get brownie points for issues no one's even heard of, let alone matter because they used a SAI.
Anonymous No.96739173 >>96739230
>>96738668
Yes but I'm mostly reformed and play PreDH now. Also the only secret lairs I ever bought were sonic and fallout. Sorry I can afford a few alt arts, brokie
Anonymous No.96739221 >>96739328
>>96739086
The people that make up these problems do it because the have to justify their job's existence
Anonymous No.96739222 >>96739257 >>96739310 >>96739390
Do they really think this turtles set will sell? It's such a lame IP. Some gen x boomers have nostalgia for it but it's not something anyone thinks is cool.
Anonymous No.96739230 >>96739378
>>96738966
I, too, cannot abide by transniggerism affecting my geek hobbies. It's too bad MtG went to shit, Mirrodin will always be one of my favorite sets. Too bad we'll never get anything like it ever again
>>96739173
You could spend your money on anything that would make your life better. Good food, better clothes or maybe even a Planet Fitness membership, fatso. Now sit down and think about why you're enslaved to goyslop
Anonymous No.96739232 >>96739328
>>96738931
This is legitimately mental illness
Anonymous No.96739257
>>96739222
>222
gen x == 'try hard' sell outs, will slop hard for this.
altho not as hard as marvel slop, also those spineless 'i dun care' fuggers let the window slide into this virtue signalling hellsphere
Anonymous No.96739285 >>96739328
>>96738931
fucking hell wotc is so retarded
just full of insufferable mentally ill lefties
Anonymous No.96739306
>>96738931
>is the culture really so skewed
we keep telling you there's a culture war going on for a decade now but it took something like this to open your eyes huh? picrel
Anonymous No.96739310
>>96739222
about as much as TrannyFormers maybe
Anonymous No.96739328 >>96739342 >>96739345 >>96739356
>>96738982
>>96739086
>>96739124
>>96739133
>>96739136
>>96739221
>>96739232
>>96739285
The best part is they went with a jitte which is just a sai with the 3rd prong missing. Most people probably didn’t even fucking notice that they didn’t use a sai, and yet it’s still some kind of win for the WotC sensitivity advisors

I don’t see how it’s more culturally sensitive to erase the contributions of the Ryukyu people by refusing to use their weapons in fucking art
But also isn’t it kind of pissing in the face of TMNT to tell them that the way they’ve depicted their own characters is culturally insensitive? I’d be pissed if I was the rights holder
Anonymous No.96739335
>>96738286
>too many
For me it's not enough
I've got dozens of cuts to make
Anonymous No.96739342 >>96739348 >>96739349 >>96739592
>>96739328
the fact that a company needs sensitivity advisors to avoid stirring up any shitstorm is a grim statement to the current condition of the internet.
also where were the sensitivity advisors when wotc designed the 30th edition proxy scam?
Anonymous No.96739345 >>96739580 >>96739592
>>96739328
>I’d be pissed if I was the rights holder
they don't care. they made money and let wotc even make april black
Anonymous No.96739348 >>96739361 >>96739366 >>96739383 >>96739586
>>96739342
You should understand by now that the "everyone" in "magic is for everyone" does not include poor people
Anonymous No.96739349
>>96739342
they were there. banning cards getting reprinted like the two headed giant and weakness or whatever
Anonymous No.96739356 >>96739580 >>96739592
>>96739328
>I’d be pissed if I was the rights holder
The rights holders DO NOT CARE
they are exclusively suits who don't know shit about the property other then that it's in a ledger somewhere with their name. they have never fucking watched it and will never watch it.
Anonymous No.96739361 >>96739503
>>96739348
did you miss the "poorfags are welcome" statement in their pathetic attempt to contain the shitstorm just to completely open the floodgates?
Anonymous No.96739366
>>96739348
Magic is for everyone (that can afford it lol)
Anonymous No.96739378 >>96739391
>>96739230
I'm sure you consume nothing stupid or pointless ever. Magic cards make me happy. Mostly old ones.

If you really feel that way, why don't you self reflect of why you're even here?
Anonymous No.96739383 >>96739392
>>96739348
just be upfront and say magic is for people of a lefty worldview
concerns about expense got thrown off the window ever since proxies got good enough and paying for real cards is more of a status symbol akin to buying real luxury bags
Anonymous No.96739390
>>96739222
People like it but they don't love it. It's never anybodys favorite thing. No one likes it enough for it to take up an entire magic set.
Anonymous No.96739391 >>96739409
>>96739378
I'm here because I, as a proud brazilian, exist on this planet solely to be annoying to white people
Anonymous No.96739392 >>96739421
>>96739383
>nobody bats an eye when you show up with a $500 super duper special printing of a $0.30 card
>drop a revised og dual proxy and the table goes ballistic
every time.
Anonymous No.96739409
>>96739391
I'm jewish. I exist to take money from your people (and waste it on magic)
Anonymous No.96739421 >>96739428
>>96739392
i'm sure you'll turn a few heads with a serialized copy of... i dunno, blackblade reforged, but yes you got the point i'm making
Anonymous No.96739428
>>96739421
I'm sure half the players I play with wouldnt even see the tiny number in the corner unless I made a big fuss about it.
Anonymous No.96739503
>>96739361
>Don't do this because it's gatekeeping and exclusionary
But those are good things?
Anonymous No.96739505 >>96739541
>>96735818
while i do get your point keep in mind i can say the same thing with 60 card kitchen table and how it's been optimized to hell long ago, and edh brackets are no less arbitrary than standard, modern, and vintage
Anonymous No.96739541 >>96739563
>>96739505
>vintage
to be fair vintage is as non-arbitrary as a format can be, it's an attempt to make a playable format with as many cards as possible legal
Anonymous No.96739558
>>96739048
>hire consultants for your japanese set
>they're actually chinese
this is the most unintentionally racist shit and it's really funny
Anonymous No.96739563 >>96739663
>>96739541
your point unfortunately no longer holds true
Anonymous No.96739580
>>96739345
>>96739356
Nick probably explicitly approved this. And we also don't know this is for sure why they did it. Nunchaku are also Okinawan and those're still in the set. It might genuinely be as simple as them wanting to use jitte because Magic has a famous jitte and they wanted to add a 'Magic spin' on it, so to speak.
Anonymous No.96739586 >>96739642
>>96739348
Just man up and use the Chang bootlegs.
>mfw I pay less than $2 per card
>mfw my decks are all blinged out with etched foils, surge foils, alt arts, etc
>mfw no one notices even in sqnctioned events, not even dudes in their 50s who have been playing since the beginning
Anonymous No.96739592 >>96739667
>>96739342
They don't NEED them, they can just crow about having them
>>96739345
>>96739356
You would care though, it's basically calling out you as the rights holder for being insensitive because you didn't think to make the changes WotC does.
It's not about them being pissed that WotC changed something, it's that in doing so WotC basically called your company immoral
Anonymous No.96739642 >>96739674 >>96739699 >>96739702
>>96739586
personally I'm a proxy percy so it doesn't affect me, it just amuses/disgusts me the way these companies selling plastic and cardboard for such insane markups have this handwringing sanctimoniousness about being "for everyone" when the whole business model is inherently exclusionary to the one demographic that by definition has real problems i.e. poor people.
Anonymous No.96739663 >>96739683
>>96739563
pipe down latinx
Anonymous No.96739667
>>96739592
>WotC basically called your company immoral
yeah I agree and it would be hilarious if they saw it like that but the only people nooticing these things are us so nobody cares and "people" continue consooming regardless
Anonymous No.96739671 >>96739682 >>96739704
>>96738931
So is there literally any proof that that's why they did it for TMNT and not because giving Raphael jittes is a cute touch
I can't even imagine it being a cultural sensitivity thing because the jitte is not traditionally dual-wielded
Anonymous No.96739674 >>96739699 >>96739702
>>96739642
Honestly the bigger issue is how rabid the """fans""" are about it.
>WTF YOU DIDN'T PAY THOUSANDS LIKE ME BAN THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY
Anonymous No.96739682 >>96739684 >>96739705
>>96739671
>I can't even imagine it being a cultural sensitivity thing
You seriously can't imagine WIZARDS OF THE COAST, of all companies, doing something utterly retarded for "cultural sensitivity" reasons? Really? Where have you been the last 10 years?
Anonymous No.96739683
>>96739663
nyo
Anonymous No.96739684 >>96739715
>>96739682
You should finish reading the rest of the post before chimping out
Anonymous No.96739689 >>96739718
Fuck ninja turtles, when do they spoil the Ty Lee and Azula cards?
Anonymous No.96739699 >>96739713 >>96739724 >>96739737
>>96739642
>>96739674
I'm only anti proxy when it comes to people proxying up $1000+ netdecks purely for the purpose of pubstomping casual players. If you're playing against other high powered decks? Yeah I don't give a single dusty fuck what you proxy
Anonymous No.96739702
>>96739674
it's more like
>ewww look at this guy playing in public in an edh event using scribbled proxies, not even black core ones
>*gives a side eye*
>disgusting poor people don't know their place
>judge is this something you want to allow?
>>96739642
is correct, magic is and will always be a luxury hobby using cardboard, and poor people were never part of the equation
Anonymous No.96739704 >>96739707
>>96739671
>have policy from a prior set not to include sais
>change the iconic weapon of a character in an IP they licensed
>ermmmm is there any heckin proof?
Yes you fucking reddit trog. Proof doesn't have to be written fucking evidence, and most of that will be withheld from you anyway
You don't change something that important about a character as a "cute touch" because its not your fucking IP and there is the contract 800 pages long about what and you can and can't do
Anonymous No.96739705
>>96739682
They hired a black outside consultant just to design Kaya, then published an article bragging about how authentic to black people she was, because she has frizzy hair and had to take care of it.
Anonymous No.96739707 >>96739723
>>96739704
>You don't change something that important about a character as a "cute touch" because its not your fucking IP and there is the contract 800 pages long about what and you can and can't do
Thank you for explaining why they didn't change it for "sensitivity reasons".
Anonymous No.96739713 >>96739737
>>96739699
reminder that proxyfags have no self restraint and are the primary reasons for a casual table escalating to an arms race
Anonymous No.96739715 >>96739778
>>96739684
I finished reading your very silly post the first time, anon
The traditional method of use for the jitte has literally nothing to do with this, and it's frankly bizarre that you even brought it up, especially when wizards literally already did this exact thing being discussed about sais in a prior set.
Anonymous No.96739718
>>96739689
I doubt we'll be seeing them until a week or so before the release. Which is some time next month
Anonymous No.96739723 >>96739729
>>96739707
>Thank you for explaining why they didn't change it for "sensitivity reasons".
They fucking asked for permission you sped

>ermmmm we want to change your character design as a heckin "cute touch"
>the fuck? no, fuck off

>ermmmm when you signed this license agreement you agreed to abide by our heckin sensitivity policy and we can't depict sais, can we change the weapon as minimally as possible?
>uh fuck, i guess we agreed to, keep it minimal though
Anonymous No.96739724
>>96739699
I mean you're not anti proxy then are you, unless you're saying you'd be okay with someone doing that as long as they spent the $1000+
Anonymous No.96739729 >>96739757
>>96739723
So this is just from your own victim mentality?
Anonymous No.96739737 >>96739752
>>96739699
>>96739713
Counterpoint: your entire argument relies on the logic that money is the primary restriction to having a good deck, and if money were no issue, everyone would be rocking optimized decks. If you're saying money as a barrier is a good thing, that's plain dumb and shows WOTC can't balance for shit (or worse, they intentionally make the chase cards powerful).
Anonymous No.96739752 >>96739776
>>96739737
yes money as a barrier is a good thing, because that's how luxury hobbies sustain themselves
yes it's pay to win anon, don't ever deny it
magic is not just "game pieces", how foolish that this kind of thinking got so popular in the first place
Anonymous No.96739757 >>96739771
>>96739729
No its from objective reality instead of the mind of a mentally ill leftoid redditor who thinks his views will crumble under scrutiny so he plays little games where he makes people "prove" very obvious things in an attempt to gaslight them
Anonymous No.96739771 >>96739787 >>96739840
>>96739757
You wanna be a victim SO bad.
Anonymous No.96739776 >>96739780
>>96739752
Good thing I can just use bootlegs then.
Anonymous No.96739778 >>96739783
>>96739715
The choice of jitte over sai for Kamigawa makes sense because sai weren't actually popular in mainland Japan which Kamigawa is based on
The choice of jitte for TMNT makes no sense if they're going for historical accuracy or cultural whateverthefuck since 1) the turtles are neither Japanese nor Okinawan and 2) the way Raph uses sai is already more accurate than what they changed it to. Jitte are used alone, sai are used in pairs, Raph's jitte are more historically inaccurate than his normal sai.
It is literally the opposite of what they did with Kamigawa
Anonymous No.96739780
>>96739776
you can, except you forget that your opponents can do so as well, and a few days later you're nothing more than a cedh pod living in denial
Anonymous No.96739783 >>96739804
>>96739778
So the other reason is possibly they wanted him to use jitte because jitte are semi-known in Magic and it's a cute not to Umezawa's Jitte. We don't really know, because nobody's said anything.
Anonymous No.96739787 >>96739794 >>96739803 >>96739806 >>96740031
>>96739771
Anonymous No.96739794 >>96739822
>>96739787
>Post something Mark Rosewater said about representation
>This proves I am actually the one being victimised
Anonymous No.96739798 >>96739813 >>96739816
If WotC wanted FF money why didn't they give us this?
Anonymous No.96739803
>>96739787
>we're gonna jam the agenda down your throat whether you like it or not
Hahahaha holy fuck.
Anonymous No.96739804
>>96739783
That makes infinitely more sense to me. I wouldn't be SHOCKED if it's just WotC doing retarded shit over some perceived insensitivity since it wouldn't be the first time, but that seems unlikely here.
Anonymous No.96739806
>>96739787
Anonymous No.96739813 >>96739838
>>96739798
>want money
>pander to southeast asia
???
Anonymous No.96739816 >>96739963 >>96739981
>>96739798
>I'm a turboloser addicted to masturbating, so that means everyone is too!
Gee anon, I wonder why.
Anonymous No.96739822
>>96739794
>PROVE THAT WOTC MAKES DECISIONS BASED ON RETARDED LEFTOID THINKING!!!!
>okay here you go
>THATS JUST HECKIN REPRESENTAITON OKAY????
Oopsie, revealed your hand
Anonymous No.96739838 >>96739853 >>96739860
>>96739813
>want money
>pander to blacks
kekw
Anonymous No.96739840 >>96739868 >>96739870 >>96739874
>>96739771
You don't actually have to engage with retards anon
Anonymous No.96739853
>>96739838
Anonymous No.96739860
>>96739838
Actually they're pandering to me
Anonymous No.96739865
https://moxfield.com/decks/ksLxnUYibkOfDdRUBTHfmA
trying to put together a wraith list but it's just bad lightpaws
Anonymous No.96739868
>>96739840
Altera, my beloved
Anonymous No.96739870 >>96739874
>>96739840
I know, it's just baffling that people think this way.
Anonymous No.96739874
>>96739840
>>96739870
Samefagging is considered a faux pas just fyi
Anonymous No.96739888
>>96736919
>Do you have your list available?

I do, but I'm always swapping in and out the maybe cards.

https://archidekt.com/decks/12857987/shroomageddon
Anonymous No.96739963
>>96739816
yes anon this has been a thing long before internet
Anonymous No.96739981 >>96740027
>>96739816
imagine being this ignorant
Anonymous No.96740027 >>96740063
>>96739981
>there's an entire industry around women wanting to fuck animals
>society is just okay with this
Anonymous No.96740031
>>96739787
>reflection of the real world
That's the problem, the real world sucks, The literal definition of the word fantasy is to escape it
Anonymous No.96740063 >>96740085
>>96740027
women have gotten away with their deviancy for the longest time since the 2010s, mainly because books aren't visually stimulating and thus can easily bypass censors (the amount of written smut going around is insane), also picrel
Anonymous No.96740085 >>96740116
>>96740063
I don't know about UK and US but there absolutely are obscenity laws. In fact there must be in those countries, because otherwise someone would sell written shit to pedos. In the US child abuse literally used to be sold in video stores, someone would be writing it instead if there wasn't a law against it
Anonymous No.96740105
Who makes good sleeves these days? I haven't (re)sleeved a deck in like 5 years but my go-yo was always KMC hyper mattes.
Anonymous No.96740116 >>96740138
>>96740085
i never said anything about writing anything illegal, only that women can just be as deviant as men, except of course one is easier to censor because men get off visually while women get off emotionally
Anonymous No.96740138 >>96740154
>>96740116
No you said written work can bypass censors but idk that it can
US and UK must have obscenity laws for written works otherwise the type of shit that gets published would be way worse
Anonymous No.96740154 >>96740172
>>96740138
what i mean by censors is that there is no way in hell you can have women milking minotaurs for profit on anything that's not explicitly nc-17 (and even then you'll get raised eyebrows) but you can write and sell Morning Glory Milking Farm at amazon np
Anonymous No.96740172 >>96740178 >>96740341 >>96740396
>>96740154
>Morning Glory Milking Farm
is the writing hot at least?
Anonymous No.96740178 >>96740353 >>96740396
>>96740172
women having sex with minotaurs is actually about late stage capitalism and toxic masculinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U882Z8g9UWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U882Z8g9UWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U882Z8g9UWg
Anonymous No.96740341 >>96740353 >>96740396
>>96740172
It's one of the bestselling books of the past few years. It's about a girl who becomes a prostitute to give minotaurs handjobs/blowjobs. One falls in love with her. It's completely fucked and anytime a female judges you for your gooner shit point her to her fucked up erotic novels where they fuck mythological creatures, there are literally thousands. They're SO explicit.

Almost every woman reads erotica and their brains get more and more depraved all the time. The fans all sexually assault guys dressing up as minotaurs and vampires at the book meets for this shit. You will never measure up to the BMC
Anonymous No.96740353 >>96740365
>>96740178
>>96740341
NTA but I've literally never heard of this shit and suddenly minotaur dick keeps being brought up everywhere on this board the past couple of days
Which youtuber made a video? This is not something you became aware of organically
Anonymous No.96740357
I for one cannot WAIT for magic to adapt the romance women want to this game as they promised
Anonymous No.96740363 >>96740389
My GF wants to make this commander deck should I be concerned bros
Anonymous No.96740365
>>96740353
nta but I found out about it from /lit/ substacks like a month ago, it's probably just taken this long to percolate through to /tg/
Anonymous No.96740389
>>96740363
>tribal
at least she is a real woman moment
Anonymous No.96740396 >>96740463
>>96740172
>>96740178
>>96740341
This gives me hope that my gay fanfiction can find an audience with the female fujo audience.
Anonymous No.96740463 >>96740468 >>96740470 >>96740482
>>96740396
They don't like the fag stories, they love gooning to brutal rape scenes where they can imagine their organs falling out of their pussies.
Anonymous No.96740468 >>96740476 >>96740498 >>96740574
>>96740463
Explain the yaoi fandom then
Anonymous No.96740470
>>96740463
>They don't like the fag stories
It's funny to me that you think that
Anonymous No.96740476
>>96740468
Gay men
Anonymous No.96740482 >>96740498 >>96740559
>>96740463
>They don't like the fag stories
have you ever talked to a woman?
Anonymous No.96740498 >>96740559
>>96740482
Yeah they keep them as pets, they don't goon to them

>>96740468
Yaoi is for gay male pedophiles
Anonymous No.96740507
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Anonymous No.96740558
https://scryfall.com/search?q=o%3Acartouche+or+t%3Acartouche&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name
why was this a thing
Anonymous No.96740559 >>96740617
>>96740482
>>96740498
The point of a woman having a gay male friend is to have a male that doesn't want to fuck(/rape) her
Anonymous No.96740574 >>96740599
>>96740468
Anonymous No.96740599
>>96740574
Looks like a fucking Attack on Titan thing
Anonymous No.96740605
IM BAKING NEW
ME
ME
ME
IM DOING IT
Anonymous No.96740617
>>96740559
(they still do because theyre only pretending to be gay to get close to them and watch them change)
Anonymous No.96740624
Migrate, you fat, useless herd
>>96740619
>>96740619
>>96740619