Thread 96736618

*sobs*

Incredibly low effort post.

>>96736618 (OP)
shhh, it'll be ok
*rips a greasy pepperoni fart in your mouth*

Fuck off nogames

>>96736699
That's just how /tg/ is.

>>96736618 (OP)
Not gonna lie, I miss playing pokemon under the playground equipment with my first gf.

I wonder how different my life might be if we never broke up.

>>96736618 (OP)
why did she re-decorate his hobby room into a kitchen and move all his stuff? looks like he threw up more than half of his manga collection.

>the cat died
:(

>>96737253
In the first panel, the guy and girl are small children, and in the second panel, they're old enough to have a small child themselves.
No shit the cat is dead.

>>96736618 (OP)
Kinda fucked up he married his sister.

>>96736923
that's clearly an entirely different room, the other one is in front of windows or a wall or something while there's room for a whole kitchen behind that table

>>96736923
Your mother drank a lot of alcohol while pregnant with you, didn't she?

>>96736699
>>96736803
>>96736822
What the fuck is your problem guy

>>96737253
the only weird part is they having a photo of a dead cat in their living room

>>96737921
>nooo you cant cherish and remember your loving fur friend noooooo
kys

>>96737931
everyone would be in his third/forth cat at this point, it's not that big of a deal

>>96737881
Certain posters have realized they can farm Reddit karma with certain key phrases:

>Traditional games?
>Have you tried not playing D&D?
>No games
>/tg/ - Traditional Games

And other such things.

These people are furries and can be safely mocked.

>>96736618 (OP)
That hurt op.

>>96737964
Time is difficult to understand for children.

If they are 10 in the first pic and 25 in the second and the cat was only a few years old in the first pic then it may have died recently.

>>96736618 (OP)
Unfortunately in real life the girl I played with at my grandma's house ended up getting teen pregnant in highschool and dumped by her bf. The best part is that her mom also got teen pregnant and she was being raised by my grandma's friend/her own grandmother. I think her grandma was raising her great-grandkid too before she died. It could have been me.

>>96737661
No, it was tylenol.

>>96738063
They're mocking OP, retard. Which is always correct, and especially in incredibly low effort cases like this.

>>96738518
Same kind of bottom-feeders who only regurgitate rather than create.

>>96737253
That's when you get another cat

>>96737253
NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Why did you have to ruin it??

>>96737483
The cat could also be fucking ancient, they do live to around 20 with some regularity

>>96738518
Oh look. A furry.

>>96736618 (OP)
>Ignoring the kid and leaving him with the Switch
Millennial parenting has failed again

>>96736618 (OP)
>

>>96741306
I'd presume that going bing bing wahoo on a switch is much less harmful than being an ipad zombie engrossed in tiktok/youtube short brainrot

>>96736618 (OP)
>30+ year old boomer
>had my first date in ages last week
>it was boring as fuck
It's over, isn't it? I unironically regret not marrying the ugly quirk chungus that was into me in high school.

>>96741079
Yang Chen-Ning's Cat: "The cat is both alive and so old it wishes it was dead."

>>96741079
>>96744188
Yeah super old pets are kind of fucked up. At a certain point they lose that lazy comfy old dog look and start to turn into liches.

>>96736618 (OP)
This does not happen. People don't smile or laugh at each other during card games, they only scowl and yell. And they definitely don't make babies afterwards.

>>96736618 (OP)
they're siblings btw

>>96741227
I refuse to believe this was actually written by a human. What kind of garbage unleashes botposters on /tg/ of all places?

>>96743124
Are you me?
>High school friend who played Yu-Gi-Oh together
>She had one lazy eye but was cute, sometimes she wore an eye patch
>Wrote "let's do more than cards" on my yearbook with her phone number
>Never contacted her after high school

>>96736618 (OP)
Traditional games?

>>96739371
>create
lol lmao. shitting a thread isn't creative fuckwit.

>>96745665
It isn't. I'm calling them just as much of a faggot as OP.

>>96745700
Stay mad nogames.

>>96736618 (OP)
I unironically wish that I had someone that I could play traditional games with on a daily basis. My tabletop friends can only hang out once-a-month, if lucky. It would be awesome to have a wife that I could play kitchen table MTG with or board games, or just sit around and talk about a ttrpg campaign. My family members are all normies who can't get into board games. And my online friends are more into video games than tabletop.

>>96741227
rawr :3
*blows you up like a balloon making you big and round*

>>96745521
Nigga that's why they make brown paper bags, you messed up

>>96745652
As traditional as it gets

>>96745521
You had the chance of a lifetime, something that will never be handed to 90% of /tg/, and you fumbeld it by deciding to do nothing instead.
Infuriating.

>>96736618 (OP)
I hope you get in a car crash and survive, but are forced into a position of having to hold your dying child's disemboweled entrails in as you hear the death rattles choke out her unheard last words.

>>96736618 (OP)
Are these pictures supposed to induce sadness in the viewer?

>>96745521
Autism is truly a terrible curse. I'm sure that I would have missed the signs and been neglectful like this if I had such opportunities too.

>>96745521
I'm so sorry for your loss, Anon.
If it makes you feel any better, sometimes those beautiful high school romances just don't work out in the end.

>>96736618 (OP)
I'm sorry, Anon. Those days are over.
I encouraged my wife to sell most of our old Pokemon cards. But we still have our favorite decks to duel with, should we feel nostalgic.

>>96738132
And then washed it down with booze. An autist might miss that the wife is pregnant, or be unable to explain what emotion the dude is expressing, but they'd notice it was a different room.

>>96747887
>Are these pictures supposed to induce sadness in the viewer?
it's supposed to induce sadness in do-nothing-every-day dudes who love to feel sorry for themselves

progfaggots:
>don't want child
>furbaby replacement

happy gamer good end:
>cat dies
>child replacement
GENTLEMEN! AT LAST, WE CAN SAVE THE WEST!

>>96748566
>that pic
I think I'm doing that with my miniature painting hobby now.
How to course correct?

>>96748566
shut up nigger
>do something
>no one cares, women still not interested
>go back to do-nothing-every-day because at least its fun

>>96748767
Sounds like you believe in the mAlE lOneLiNeSs EpIdEmIc.

>>96748767
>I took up ultimate frisbee for three weeks and 0 women flung themselves at my dick. self-improvement is a lie

>>96745521
How long ago was this? Might not be too late ya know.

>>96736822
What's the name of this mental illness?
I see it often on this board.

>>96741227
It's 20XX, it's not cool and exciting to hate on furries anymore. You're supposed to call them trains.