/mtg/ - Magic: the Gathering General
>I still give wizards money
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:11:35 PM
No.96750234
>>96750228
>>I still give wizards money
I give my money to the Chinaman for his prints, we are not the same
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:14:58 PM
No.96750246
The only thing i bought was a FF started kit
i love janky shit
that's how card games are supposed to be
none of that hyper optimized self synergetic autofellatio ETBrimjob wankery
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:15:07 PM
No.96750248
>>96750274
>>96750514
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:18:12 PM
No.96750255
I love magic the gathering secret lair multiplied by the office product.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:22:35 PM
No.96750263
>>96750221 (OP)
>>TQ
>Are you excited for the Pam and Jim Secret Lair next year?
NO.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:24:14 PM
No.96750272
Please stop posting AI slop. It's offensive to my soul.
Also it looks like shit.
Frieren would never dress like that.
Well last thread hit limit fast so I'll do another one here:
>>96750107
>This is the dedicated post to onions out and reply with whatever series you'd like to see a UB crossover series. Abandon your (warranted) cynicism and (entirely valid) artistic convictions and be a faggot redditor HERE.
I did a semi-realistic one last time (we'll inevitably get a FromSoft one eventually so Hollow Knight is surely in with a shot) so here's a significantly crackier one.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:24:34 PM
No.96750274
>>96750248
MAROOOOOOOOOOOO SHIP ME THE SECRET LAIR I ORDERED 4 YEARS AGO AND I PROMISE I'LL HAVE MY TUBES SNIPPED!!!!!
#WEARENOTGOINGBACK
#MAGICWASNEVERYOURS
#MENTALHEALTH
#PROZAC
#SEROQUEL
#ZYPREXA
#FAUCHIOUCHIE
#CLIMATECHANGE
#FREEPALESTINE
#STOPANTISEMITISM
#PROUDKEK
#RACETRAITOR
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 1:24:50 PM
No.96750275
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:25:35 PM
No.96750278
>>96750280
>>96750273
You know what, i don't really """want""" an UB.
I just want the game to stop sucking so much
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:26:24 PM
No.96750280
>>96750281
>>96750284
>>96750278
Maybe this game is not for you?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:27:37 PM
No.96750281
>>96750280
you tell 'em, sister!
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:28:04 PM
No.96750284
>>96750296
>>96750280
Stop with these kind of replies.
Actual retards will think you have a point.
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 1:28:15 PM
No.96750286
>>96750293
>>96750273
go fuck yourself wotc marketing team-chad (male)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:29:20 PM
No.96750292
SORRY JANNY! Your board has rotated.
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 1:29:25 PM
No.96750293
>>96750286
chan*
me eyes ain't so good these days
also why i make so many typos
eyesight decreased but not typing speed
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:30:31 PM
No.96750296
>>96750284
That's what they said when people told wizards "do you really expect me to splurge $350 for a booster box of ultimate masters?".
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:31:33 PM
No.96750300
>>96752619
Piggies in this thread are steaming mad, steamed hams if you will (Yes, Simpsons is coming in 2027 and Steamed Hams will be a card, screen cap it)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:32:27 PM
No.96750304
>>96751058
>>96750237
I support the idea of a WWE UB, but not because I want to play with the cards, I just want "Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan" to all be in the game. (noting that Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White are both already in.)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:34:51 PM
No.96750311
I think i'm starting to understand instinctually the vitriol against UBs.
I just read
>WWE UB
And a wave of utter disgust came towards me.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:38:22 PM
No.96750324
>>96750335
pro wrestling wouldn't be the worst un setting since, depending on how deep you dig, you've got angels, zombies, dwarves, wizards, magic poison mist, cool pyrotechnics...
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 1:40:05 PM
No.96750334
you sissies ain't ready for a wwe set
at best you'll get a ufc secret lair WITHOUT the real ones like tito ortiz or ken shamrock (cause they can't be made black)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:40:12 PM
No.96750335
>>96750339
>>96750324
>un setting
oh no no bros he thinks it will be an Un set instead of being standard legal and taking over his lgs draft for eight weeks... I mean four weeks since there will be 12 sets that year
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:42:06 PM
No.96750339
>>96750335
b and n are next to each other on the keyboard brother
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 1:45:03 PM
No.96750344
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 1:49:03 PM
No.96750359
>>96750923
>>96750228
0 bucks since 2020
which, if you had any intelligence you'd realize it's the same year secret lair and fire came out
How much time this game can last predating from other IPs and with hard die fans leaving and with EDH fags as the main customer base?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:15:02 PM
No.96750451
>>96750450
idk how long has weiss schwarz been around
at least that long
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 2:23:29 PM
No.96750483
>>96750534
>>96750450
10 years going by Mortal Kombat's example
we however are at year 5 already
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:32:03 PM
No.96750514
>>96750248
>Whenever you attack with one or more Black Kings and whenever a white man dies, you get an experience counter.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:34:49 PM
No.96750525
>>96750450
Realisticly 13-20 years
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 2:37:29 PM
No.96750534
>>96750547
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 2:41:44 PM
No.96750547
>>96750534
lol i forgot mk vs dc existed
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:18:14 PM
No.96750719
>Bubbles tranny "son" spamming the thread
Iconic.
Paupershill was right.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:34:11 PM
No.96750823
universes beyond: soup
it's soup
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:48:58 PM
No.96750923
>>96750978
>>96750359
But all those things are before 2020 fag
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 3:51:39 PM
No.96750940
oko broke the camel's back
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 3:57:28 PM
No.96750978
>>96750999
>>96750923
Kinda insane that they were planning modern horizons during the BfZ block.
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 4:00:05 PM
No.96750999
>>96751813
also experimenting with editing sleeves for arena
too bad i'm too much of a dumb quasi-blind raging APE to know why it's shadowed on the left side or how to fix it
>>96750978
he really do be trying to kill this game for the last 30 years
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:08:33 PM
No.96751043
>>96751076
>>96750450
At a rate of 6 sets per year they'll run out of popular franchises in 2-3 years.
Not to mention some franchises already have their own shit and won't go full collabs like Spiderman did.
>>96750304
>already in the game
Gandalf the Grey
Gandalf the White
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
Doc Ock
>inevitable
Captain Kirk
Spock
>not until Unlimited dies
Darth Vader
>highly likely
Robocop
The Terminator
Superman
Bill S Preston
Theodore Logan
>not impossible but unlikely
Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis
Jambi the Genie
Lo-pan
The Rock
Hulk Hogan
>not happening
Benito Mussolini
"every single" Power Ranger (move to highly likely if it's only MMPR)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:14:11 PM
No.96751076
>>96751138
>>96751220
>>96751043
dude they already ran out of usable franchises when they made LotR and then FF, literally every other crossover is a bad idea for a standard set
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:22:57 PM
No.96751138
>>96751266
>>96752350
>>96751076
They're gonna focus on vidya shit after FIN. Witcher, Elder Scrolls, Zelda, DMC and such
>everything old fans said would happen when the Walking Dead shit came out became true
>we're now at the stage where The Office and TMNT are joining MTG
We used to meme about "what's next, Big Bang Theory and The Office?" and it became true. The most far flung, hyperbolic shitposts became true. I hate it here but I cant stop watching. I don't even know what to do, do I start liquidating my collection? I got a few thousand in RL cards; a decade ago I'd have told you that MTG will last forever but now I don't know if it'll even be a hit in 2030.
I don't even hate the idea of special edition crossover crap... So long as
>1: it's purely premium reskins of existing cards
>2: it fits next to an existing standard printing of an MTG card
I don't give a fuck about Iron Maiden getting cards; they fit those criteria, a fucked up mummy zombie thing fits MTG well. But I'm gonna cringe whenever someone resolves a fucking Furby or TMNT card.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:31:27 PM
No.96751185
>>96751207
>>96751358
>>96751169
>He thought a game run by WotC would last forever
D&D 4e should have told you there's no limit to how hard they can fuck up.
>Hey you know that game people loved because of how versatile it was? Let's cut out 90% of the content because it was too confusing for idiots. Now you can only play 1/4 classes with a massive powergap between them.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:34:50 PM
No.96751207
>>96751185
Ive been playing since pre-hasbro, there was a lot of doomerism when they bought the game but it never became true... Until now. WOTC was left relatively alone to do as they please until the past 5 years or so. The fuck ups were largely issues with game design and organization, not monetization. Until this era of SL/UB slop we were having it good.
I dont know anything about DnD or care about DnD.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:35:33 PM
No.96751211
>>96752243
>>96751058
>"every single" Power Ranger (move to highly likely if it's only MMPR)
occurred to me if they made a MMPR secret lair they'd either make tommy green when it makes zero sense, make him black which makes sense but people would sperg out because "he's the green ranger not the black ranger" or cop out and just use the white version instead
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:37:08 PM
No.96751220
>>96751414
>>96751076
honestly think Avatar is the most fitting universe they've done and probably could do for the forseeable future after LOTR. Yes even moreso than FF
>>96751169
it's only a slippery slope fallacy until it's true and then shut up, stop noticing things.
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 4:41:52 PM
No.96751252
>>96751372
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:43:53 PM
No.96751266
>>96751315
>>96751138
I think there are 5 criteria to decide what can be made into a set:
1. Public Awareness
2. Rabid Fanbase
3. Richness and Depth (no small sets)
4. Theme (this really doesn't matter to Hasbro but it should).
5. Politics (for practical purposes this means no Harry Potter set).
With those you can decide what could be an interesting IP for UB or not.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:51:50 PM
No.96751315
>>96751332
>>96751266
>Politics
idk man you see what people are saying about The Office SL because the actor also had his version of a JK Rowling impasse?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:54:04 PM
No.96751332
>>96751315
No one with a soul and free will enjoys The Office enough to know the actors names, let alone their political oppinions
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 4:59:07 PM
No.96751358
>>96751895
>>96751185
4e(the system, not so much the lore) was good though, and 3.5 had enough content that you wouldn't run out for a decade. I'm sure 4e would have gotten to 3.5 levels of feature creep if it was more popular.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:02:07 PM
No.96751372
>>96751252
>spongebob and iron man are already in the game
>elsa is kinda in the game (another take on the same story) and frankly probably would already be in if lorcana didn't exist
>same with kylo ren and unlimited
>travis scott isn't but there is a post malone card
>whopper isn't but we got shit like bagels and hot dog carts so it's a wash either way
fucking grim
>>96751220
>honestly think Avatar is the most fitting universe they've done and probably could do for the forseeable future after LOTR. Yes even moreso than FF
surely we're still in agreement then that they're out of ammo?
I can think of Pokemon and Zelda that would be on the same level of 1) hype and 2) suitable for a full-sized set and they both seem like total never-evers to me
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:13:41 PM
No.96751445
>>96750450
About as long as modern capitalism can hold out.
So, anywhere from 5 years until the end of time.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:18:27 PM
No.96751479
>>96751573
>>96751414
I've never been a fan of UB, from day one I was bitching about how ill fitting TWD was to magic and it's only gotten worse from there. But I'm also willing to admit when things do work to some degree, like avatar. But yes they're extremely low on workable marketable IPs that aren't just fortnite-ified slop.
>I can think of Pokemon and Zelda
Zelda, sure, not sure about pokemon fitting but I guess it wouldn't be as bad as some of the other shit they've done lately. not that it'll ever happen; if something like star wars can't happen due to a card game releasing a year or two ago then you're absolutely never seeing a crossover with their #1 competition for the last 20 years (arguably 27, I feel like even when WOTC was in charge of its western distribution they saw it as an obstacle to magic more than anything else)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:19:19 PM
No.96751485
>>96751510
>>96751414
No way Nintendo will give WOTC anything, especially after they parted ways with WOTC for mishandling the pokemon TCG way back when.
The only (fitting within MTG universe, can be a full set) likely UBs left unexplored I can think of are
>the elder scrolls
>elden ring/dark souls
>game of thrones (shudder)
As for things that I think will probably come even if they'd be cringe in MTG, purely because of popularity and willingness to do crossovers (has enough content to be a full set)
>borderlands
>genshin impact
>terminator
>mortal combat
>invincible
>>96751485
is borderlands popular? I don't even mean this as an insult but I feel like it's one of those franchises that's artificially propped up as a huge deal by its owner despite nobody actually giving a shit. the movie completely bombing only supports that.
then again I feel like horizon: zero dawn is an even stronger example of that, and it got a secret lair, so what the fuck do I know.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:28:47 PM
No.96751547
>>96751510
The first 3 games all sold really well, don't know about 4 though. Borderlands 1 and 2 in particular have decent nostalgia value among the late 20s/ 30s man child demographic who are the main consoomers of UB slop
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:31:38 PM
No.96751573
>>96751582
>>96751479
>not sure about pokemon fitting
I don't mean "does this *feel* like Magic" which is a distinction I would only give to Forgotten Realms, *kinda* to FF and ATLA, and a hundred old fantasy properties that they wouldn't adapt even if they had the license (Black Company Secret Lair: never)
I mean literally just "can you print 250+ original card designs using this IP as your basis without resorting to bottom-of-the-barrel crap like Bagel and Schmear (Yiddish in mtg! wow!), preferably while also supporting ten draft archetypes." Spider-Man turned out to be a definite "No", whereas PokΓ©mon has about a thousand PokΓ©mon (non-legendary creatures in the UB set, a rarity), almost a thousand different moves which are basically spells with arbitrary effects, several hundred passive "abilities", dozens and dozens of varied natural environments to turn into lands, and a hundred or two usable items to turn into artifacts and whatnot. They have more than enough to work with
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:32:55 PM
No.96751582
>>96751573
(adding that this is pointless speculation because no way are they getting that license)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:33:36 PM
No.96751589
>>96751510
Yes borderlands is very popular, and they just came out with a new game. Randy loves whoring out the IP too.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 5:57:20 PM
No.96751813
>>96752245
>>96750999
>esl that can't edit text is also a pedophile
what a surprise
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:04:49 PM
No.96751881
we are getting a skipiti toiret ref next time we go to duskmourn, righ? we got among us in mkm already
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:06:47 PM
No.96751895
>>96752099
>>96751358
>4e was good
You mean the edition that took two entire monster manual revisions to make it so fights didn't consist of the monster instantly getting stunlocked before you waste another 8 turns depleting its massive healthbar, Larian-style?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:07:42 PM
No.96751905
>>96751915
>>96750221 (OP)
My request is simple: reprint Counterspell into standard. Reprint lightning bolt into standard. Reprint rampant growth into standard.
That is all.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:09:05 PM
No.96751915
>>96752001
>>96751905
Rampant Growth wouldn't even see play. Nature's Lore likely wouldn't either.
>>96751915
I actually haven't played standard in 8 years lol what the fuck are green-centric decks playing?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:20:17 PM
No.96752025
>>96752001
Dying to aggro on turn 3.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:20:31 PM
No.96752031
>>96756659
>>96750221 (OP)
So I've been making a peasant cube. I've tested it a few times, and I want to know what yall think about it and what I should add/remove.
https://cubecobra.com/cube/overview/f07924e8-225d-4cb6-ab41-e37059d96785
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:21:17 PM
No.96752042
>>96752110
>>96752001
Llanowar Elves and having 30% WR against red aggro.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:27:31 PM
No.96752099
>>96752310
>>96751895
>you couldn't do the exact same thing in 3.5
You don't play games.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:29:09 PM
No.96752110
>>96752201
>>96752042
Why are people letting dorks live? Are removal heavy decks less common?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:29:15 PM
No.96752111
I wish Premodern had a Life from the Loam type card besides this.
at least it has absolute god tier art.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:40:46 PM
No.96752201
>>96752255
>>96752110
Standard is quite focused on player removal.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:43:03 PM
No.96752216
>>96752245
>>96752001
Green isn't a viable color in 60 card formats.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:47:51 PM
No.96752243
>>96751211
Just make him golgari, since it would also fit his color scheme with his megazord.
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 6:48:06 PM
No.96752245
>>96752216
colorless eldrazi is the new green and i agree
>>96751813
seethe
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:49:24 PM
No.96752255
>>96752340
>>96752342
>>96752201
And what do control decks do?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:55:46 PM
No.96752310
>>96752623
>>96752099
In 3.5e you could instakill the boss and it could instakill you back, while in 4e pretty much the only thing you could do was stunlock the HP sponge because everything was so on-rails.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 6:59:24 PM
No.96752340
>>96752634
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 6:59:39 PM
No.96752342
>>96752634
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:00:49 PM
No.96752350
>>96752396
>>96751138
There are lots of video games to choose from, but they are allergic to depicting attractive females so they might not do it at all.
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 7:05:07 PM
No.96752396
>>96752423
>>96752501
>>96752640
>>96752350
you forget they can't pull black aragorn with games so they'll only do franchises with enough blacks/fags and enough ugly or androgenous female like ff
dmc with le reimagined black vergil and black lady would sink harder than, well, harder than this game already
which leaves us with the question: which franchises have enough hags/fags/blacks in order to be ub'd? i say gaypex legends
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:09:13 PM
No.96752423
>>96752472
>>96752396
you can't convince me gays spend more money on cardboard than straight coomers
the gayest game from recent memory is BG3, they could return to that IP
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:11:51 PM
No.96752454
>>96752489
>>96751058
Benito Mussolini will happen with thr SL FASHY VND FRESHY.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:13:48 PM
No.96752472
>>96752710
>>96752423
>you can't convince me gays spend more money on cardboard than straight coomers
They demonstrably don't.
I don't think urza is saying they are doing it for financial reasons.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:16:02 PM
No.96752489
>>96752542
>>96752454
No, retvrn to Blvck Cvnstrvcted with three sets, one for Germany/Japan/Italy, one for the good timeline, and one for Agartha/Hyperborea/Catholic Heaven
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:17:55 PM
No.96752501
>>96752396
>which franchises have enough hags/fags/blacks in order to be ub'd
I would say League, but they'd probably heavily censor or hide the cheesecake
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:22:40 PM
No.96752542
>>96752489
FASHY VND FRESHY SL is how wizards returns to tradition once the fash revolution happens and tel'aviv is leveled to the ground under Aryan boots.
Yeeeep
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:31:40 PM
No.96752619
>>96750300
>Comic Book Guy
>Legendary Creature, Human
>0/5
>Protection from Universes' Beyond cards
>"Worst set ever"
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:32:22 PM
No.96752623
>>96755785
>>96755795
>>96752310
>instakill good
This is why no one plays with you.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:33:53 PM
No.96752634
>>96752641
>>96752340
>>96752342
Sounds like a healthy format.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:34:43 PM
No.96752640
>>96752396
You're a brown third worlder that plays hollow knight. You have no room to complain about blacks.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:34:46 PM
No.96752641
>>96752656
>>96752634
There's a reason why Commander is the most played format now
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:36:21 PM
No.96752656
>>96752676
>>96752641
Oh boy a format where I lose 75% of the time playing against go-wide value, engines, and go-wide value engines. So fun. WAIT OMG IS THAT A TWO COLOR CREATURE FOR 3 MAMA THAT DRAW 3 CARDS EVERY TIME I DRAW A CARD?
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:38:16 PM
No.96752676
>>96752692
>>96752931
>>96752656
Get on with the times grandpa. Nowadays even precon commander decks have a couple infinite combos in them, go-wide is not viable anymore.
>>96752676
So magic has boiled down to 4 dudes waiting to see which advertisement piece they control pulls the second piece of their 2 card combo first?
Yeah I'm going to yugioh fuck this
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:42:03 PM
No.96752700
>>96752711
>>96752793
>>96752692
>I'm going to ygo (even worse)
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/14/2025, 7:43:24 PM
No.96752710
>>96752849
>>96752472
i'm on the "money doesn't exist" part of the loop, all discussions involving money are null and void since money can be anything anywhere anytime so long as you convince enough fools x thing is money, which happens a lot as of late
wotc does it to meet investors expectations/set goals btw
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:43:25 PM
No.96752711
>>96752700
I'm joking, I actually don't know where to get my competitive tcg fix anymore. Seems like everything is either dead or taken over by greed.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:44:35 PM
No.96752717
>>96752744
>>96755660
>>96752692
Alternatively you could play modern or limited like a normal person
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:47:41 PM
No.96752738
>>96752793
>>96752692
YGO is a 3 turn format at best. Can be fun if you like combos I guess. Pokemon is probably the healthiest right now and has a relatively low barrier of entry (meta decks cost 100-200. a 40 dollar structure deck will get you 80% of the way there)
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:48:13 PM
No.96752744
>>96752805
>>96752717
Wizards ruined Modern a decade ago. Limited is still fun depending on the set
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:54:36 PM
No.96752793
>>96752700
>>96752738
To be fair, at least YGO has cooler art and flavor, the people aren't as salty about boardwipes, and you can play a game with only two people and have a "fair" go
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 7:56:06 PM
No.96752805
>>96753941
>>96752744
>a decade ago
Jund was still fun
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:01:39 PM
No.96752849
>>96752710
You having no money is not the same as money not existing.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:03:45 PM
No.96752867
I canβt deal with UB trashβ¦
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 8:13:10 PM
No.96752931
>>96752676
First time I noticed that was with the WUBG Atraxa deck, which had Ghave and another card I canβt remember. Playing with a slightly modified Precon the day it came out I noticed I got it and had to basically ask another player to kill it to stop me lol.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:13:19 PM
No.96753318
>>96753408
dead thread
dead game
dead genre
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 9:28:24 PM
No.96753408
>>96753318
This is urzafag ban evading.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:06:42 PM
No.96753655
>>96750450
4 years unless WoTC because someone finds out Maro is a kid diddler then we ACCELERATE
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:32:29 PM
No.96753880
>>96754134
>>96754222
The WeeklyMTG stream did a recap of the TMNT panel and Blake did confirm the set's size was 190 main set cards. So slightly bigger than Spider-Man. And unlike Spider-Man it was designed from the start as being this size, apparently, and they're broadly playing around with set size going forward. So for example he said there'll be about 120 more cards released next year than this year, despite next year having one more set. I imagine Hobbit is also similarly small.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:38:38 PM
No.96753941
>>96754164
>>96752805
You can get a similar experience to early 2010s jund in pauper. It's lacking goyf though
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 10:59:13 PM
No.96754134
>>96754216
>>96753880
oink oink oink oink oink oink
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:05:05 PM
No.96754164
>>96753941
Should just have modern/pioneer pauper be a format (since a lot of the very old pauper cards are too good), but at that point itβs them flat out admitting that they canβt design a healthy format.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:12:06 PM
No.96754216
>>96754893
>>96753880
>190 main set cards.
>slightly bigger than Spider-Man.
But SPM main set had 193 cards.
>it was designed from the start as being this size, apparently, and they're broadly playing around with set size going forward
Oh cool, we're gonna get a bunch of shitty stunted sets because they thought they could make it work.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:15:37 PM
No.96754244
>>96754222
I mean, we'll see when we see. Spider-Man clearly suffered from being made bigger, but TMNT is ostensibly made at the intended size.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:19:18 PM
No.96754271
>>96754222
>193
That's with Scryfall counting the basics, I assume Blake meant 190 cards not counting basics.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:21:08 PM
No.96754280
>>96754222
wow holy shit it's almost like each year, instead of churning out 6 large sets of random unrelated bullshit, they should be focusing on doing something like... I don't know, one large set of mainly reprints, one large set of new ideas, and two smaller sets meant to supplement and expand on those ideas.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:32:17 PM
No.96754355
>>96754434
Are there good enough proxies that can pass in a large tournament? I dont want to spend 2k on mox diamonds
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:43:42 PM
No.96754434
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:48:19 PM
No.96754471
>>96754516
>>96754731
tbqh i couldn't possibly get excited for next product when the game is in a constant state of next product
>wow guys look new set. ARE YOU HYPED? BE HYPED! wow guys look new set! BE HY- wow guys look new set!
You don't even have the fucking time to actually register the constant schizophrenic fever dream like endless stream of products.
Is the perfect mtgpiggy one who is hyped 24/7? Not even from a seller standpoint the constant hyping and preview and hyping and cumming makes any sense.
Anonymous
10/14/2025, 11:54:51 PM
No.96754516
>>96754622
>>96754471
it's fucking insane. like look at recent discussion, it's a lotta talk about the TMNT set. all the cards they've shown off, et cetera. But that isn't the next set. That's like... three sets out. and I know everyone hates the spider-man set but it literally just released, we've already collectively moved on from it. just like nobody was talking about edge of eternities because we were talking about avatar, or dragonstorm because we were talking about final fantasy before that.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:08:29 AM
No.96754587
wotc employees entering 4chin and plebit to contain the slop posts and do crowd control...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:13:31 AM
No.96754622
>>96754642
>>96754516
Yeah it's like you either keep up constantly with the game i.e. can never even take your eyes off of it for a couple days, or you are left years and sets behind.
Naturally everyone wants to partake in discussions and mostly people are going to talk about new thing, but any topic moves so damn fast because wotc just doesn't let anything simmer; it's just a constant, relentless bombardment.
I know absolutely nothing about tarkir or edge from online discussion.. just imagine anyone who hasn't kept up with the game for a month talking about the actually released set but everyone is already 5 sets ahead in discussion and wotc with previews as well.
I mean, if even if you're keeping up with the whole thing, you're going to get your hypeneurons fried in the long run and result in the exact opposite of what wotc seems to want.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:16:09 AM
No.96754642
>>96754702
>>96754622
I'm 90% sure they're going to be easing off of it over the next couple of years. The product fatigue backlash is much louder than it has been, and none of the IPs they lined up have the marketable pedigree of FF or even LotR
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:26:08 AM
No.96754702
>>96754642
in the meantime we will be subjected to two years of uninterrupted cringe because that's how long it takes to put the brakes on anything in this product's glacial development pipeline, and because MaRo is 1000% convinced that "people" really want to buy "UB" cards, as if "UB" is a type of product that people just "want" regardless of the quality of the crossover, because FF and LotR sold well (never mind that asscreed sold like dogshit)
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:30:06 AM
No.96754731
>>96757239
>>96754471
>Is the perfect mtgpiggy one who is hyped 24/7?
From what I can tell from Blogatog posts and stuff from WotC directly, it seems like the ideal consumer is someone who spends a ton of money on certain sets and little to no money on the sets/products they don't care about. In simple terms, they wait for a set theme or IP they care about a lot, consume spoilers, then consume the product, and then forget about Magic for however many months until the cycle repeats. I have no idea how that's better than making people excited for everything you put to market, but Mark and everyone else at Hasbro seems to believe it's the best way to keep Magic profitable.
For all I know, those types of people could make up the majority of the people that play Magic these days. I, for one, only came back into the game this year because I saw a few cards that I liked from particular sets and I didn't give a shit about anything from the UB sets they released. My sister only plays the game whenever her coworkers have commander night or whenever there's a prerelease (she almost never looks at spoilers). Maybe they're just hoping stringing along a bunch of different audiences with the hopes that each demographic will keep the money flowing when the sets they love the most finally come back around will be the most profitable path for them.
It's probably why they're also fine with thousands of cards being legal in standard at once; the idea is that everything is relatively the same powerlevel of slop in each set, which implies to them you won't have to balance as much as long as everything is basically the same. Based on what we've seen the past few years, they clearly can't pull that off, but they seem to believe they can with what little time they allocate to testing. Then again, their decision to make ban windows more frequent could be a sign that they're realizing they can't and it's a last-ditch effort at correcting obvious design mistakes as they come.
>>96750273
TES, the setting is piss easy to adapt and if anything has the FF problem of having well more than one full set's worth of relevant characters and events to the point where they could easily double up on it like they're doing with Tolkien, even if they give TESO the Korra treatment (they should)
The guilds basically stat themselves, you've got B Dark Brotherhood, WB Morag Tong, UB Telvanni and Thieves Guild, BR Mythic Dawn, R Fighters Guild, RG Companions, B College, WB Mages Guild, and so on
Fingers of the Mountain as an overcosted burn spell
Plenty of equipment that's easy to work with, both basic shit like Umbra and Goldbrand and gimmickier stuff like the Mask of the Gray Fox phasing something and making a token copy of it
Yagrum Bagarn, probably with blink support
Rakdos Cicero please god I want more clowns
The Princes as Theros-style gods, probably with Sheo flipping into Jyggalag and Azura as Divining Top with a body
Warp in the West as an annoying Sway/Thieves' Auction card
The Last Dragonborn as the obligatory 5c commanderbait (alternatively Tiber Septim)
Three precons named Sons of Skyrim, Jaws of Oblivion, and Moon and Star
I can't for the life of me think of a decent effect for Dagoth Ur/Kagrenac's tools/Heart of Lorkhan/Numidium though
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:39:23 AM
No.96754784
this piece of shit just played a turn 1 Tamiyo against me in MH3 draft
fuck you you motherfucker
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:44:05 AM
No.96754809
>>96751510
>borderlands
Fun gameplay
Questionable Story that gets worse with each sequel
Cringy Dialogue
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:45:43 AM
No.96754822
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:47:45 AM
No.96754837
>>96754879
>>96755271
>>96751058
I could totally see a Power Rangers set happening.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:53:34 AM
No.96754863
>>96754751
There was a TES card game, and it wasn't half bad for a while. Then power creep caught up and the game turned to shit.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:55:58 AM
No.96754879
>>96755271
>>96754837
doesn't hasbro own the IP now? It feels inevitable, unless there's some rights hangup involving the original shows its based on
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:58:46 AM
No.96754893
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:53:28 AM
No.96755271
>>96754879
>>96754837
>>96751058
Behold a standard-legal card delivered to you straight from 2027
come play genysys mister magic man, take my hand and taste a superior card game.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:57:05 AM
No.96755295
>>96755301
>>96755279
play block constructed
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:58:04 AM
No.96755301
>>96755326
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:01:10 AM
No.96755321
>>96755279
>with gsys you can now play 3 copies of pot of greed and still have 10 points left
literally everyone liked this new format release
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:01:38 AM
No.96755326
>>96755301
well, anything if you have a friend/brother/son/whoever to play it with (sad if you don't)
but if you want online/webcam games, i know there is a community for at least alice (ice age + alliances) and mirage
unfortunately i haven't found a consistent online community for any others :(
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:11:51 AM
No.96755379
>>96755279
the only time I've enjoyed yugioh as an adult is when I played with my shitty deskbot deck in like 2019
considering I also usually run mindless elf tribal that endgames with a craterhoof I think my preferred playstyle is obvious
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:16:16 AM
No.96755400
>>96755450
>>96754751
Considering they did fallout already so there's Bethesda contact, I'd be very surprised if we don't get an Elder Scrolls set in the next couple of years.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:24:32 AM
No.96755450
>>96755400
I kind of agree but Bethesda is more protective of TES than they are of Fallout since they made it
I think I am ready to give up on Standard as a format, and possibly 60-card formats in general. For me it's Brawl and Draft formats. I just don't want to play against the Vivi deck. And I am not sure I am going to bother coming back post-ban. I made a Gix Brawl deck, it was kinda fun. Who doesn't love attacking and drawing cards.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:41:10 AM
No.96755548
>>96755577
>>96755533
Lmao iβm done too but completely. This game is just not worth it anymore.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:45:39 AM
No.96755575
>>96755533
>For me it's Brawl
brawl is a 60 card format thoughever
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:46:08 AM
No.96755577
>>96755548
Magic as a TCG you play with paper cards doesn't seem as viable currently, but keeping up with Arena as a free-to-player is low-investment enough for me.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:49:50 AM
No.96755603
>>96755614
>>96755533
i'm like the only guy on planet earth who likes standard brawl apparently
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:51:04 AM
No.96755610
>>96755533
I only play draft/pre release and commander at this point. Standard is so aids that even arena isn't worth playing. Modern is so incredibly fast now, it's basically just legacy minus 10 cards at this point. No one here cares about pauper/oathbreaker/brawl.
Commander, too, is getting very aids. You can't just roll up to your LGS with your silly gimmick deck and have fun any more because you're gonna play against hearthull decks taking 20 minute turns to achieve nothing, the FF commanders which are all over tuned and other slop.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:51:57 AM
No.96755614
>>96755603
I like it too, it reminds me a lot of duel commander but at a lower power level
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:53:47 AM
No.96755627
>>96754751
>Azura as Divining Top with a body
Now that's some slop I'd oink for.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:59:52 AM
No.96755660
>>96752717
>modern
Sorry anon I just projectile vomited
What Wotc did to that fornat is unspeakable and proof of their pure hatred for competitive players of a non rotating format
>limited
Still the uncontested goat for now and always, but some draft environments just suck ass to play like mkm. Honestly the most fun limited format I've played in the last couple years was duskmourn. And FF but that was ONLY BECAUSE MY LGS DIDN'T HOST ANY OTHER DRAFT THIS YEAR and I promise to not buy any more slop
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:06:13 AM
No.96755681
>>96755757
>>96755842
>>96750450
Honestly I foresee the whole thing imploding in three years tops
There just aren't that many marketable IPs out there that can become full blown sets
Pokemon isn't going to work with them
Disney's non-Marvel IPs already have TCGs which they won't axe for one or two Magic sets
Same for much of popular anime
In three years time they'll be scrapping the bottom of the barrel
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:27:29 AM
No.96755757
>>96755681
What, are you implying being an alley cum dumpster isn't a sustainable business model? Impossible!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:37:10 AM
No.96755785
>>96752623
Yes it's way more fun and interesting in 4e where the monster is effectively dead on turn 1 but it takes 10 turns to kill it because it has inflated HP and damage is in the shitter.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:39:39 AM
No.96755795
>>96752623
>More than one approach to build design is... LE BAD!
4e defenders, everyone.
So with regards to the whole "2026 will only have about 120 more cards than 2025", I think you can reasonably assume 3 of the sets next year will be smaller. TMNT is, we know that, I feel like we can probably assume Hobbit is, and... Between Super Heroes and Star Trek, Star Trek is probably smaller. Strixhaven likely won't be, and it'd be really stupid if the big finale set of Reality Fracture was. Super Heroes, meanwhile, has a LOT of ground to cover while Star Trek DOES have a lot to cover, but the problem is a lot of Star Trek's ground is very 'same-y' in a sense, so making it smaller makes sense.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:47:53 AM
No.96755834
>>96755824
Hearing an overview of next year just makes me feel so tired, boss.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:48:08 AM
No.96755836
>>96755848
>>96755859
>>96755824
>I feel like we can probably assume Hobbit is
That's a big assumption when LOTR was the best selling set of all time until FF dropped. Do you REALLY think they won't milk every drop out of Tolkien that they can?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:48:54 AM
No.96755842
>>96755681
>In three years time they'll be scrapping the bottom of the barrel
I feel like they already are,I mean they announced a furby secret lair which even for a simple nostalgia pander that they didn't have to pay any licensing fees on, still comes off as a little desperate
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:50:46 AM
No.96755848
>>96755836
Well, we know Lorwyn isn't, Reality Fracture probably can't be, Strixhaven is unlikely to be. Super Heroes COULD be but I don't think it will be. And at least 3 next year have to be smaller to make the numbers work out.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:54:23 AM
No.96755859
>>96755880
>>96755836
Hobbit was way less popular than LOTR, I don't think it's likely, but it's possible it could be a smaller set.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:58:20 AM
No.96755880
>>96755859
it would be really funny if they made the exact same mistake with the hobbit that the movies did
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:13:00 AM
No.96755938
>TMNT pizza lands spoiled
I was already planning on it since Hot Dog Cart but I was suddenly motivated to do it right fucking now.
All my cards are gone, bros. Every single one.
I'm free, and about 8,000 dollars more liquid for it.
I'm free. Farewell, frens.
(I'll probably still shitpost though lol nobody's ever truly free)
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:16:35 AM
No.96755949
>>96755959
>>96759110
>>96755824
2026 is so cooked man. This is beyond salvation even with smaller sets is all so trash i keep wondering to myself βwhat were they thinking?β then I just found myself considering what an actual competitive deck will look like in this date of 2026 with Spock, Miguelangello or Aang being part of all formats and my only thought is βyeah, fuck themβ.
Future is just unbelievable like a bad joke but itβs actually true, a true shit nonetheless.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:19:01 AM
No.96755959
>>96758974
>>96755949
>2026 is so cooked man.
Even if every single UB set of 2026 is an absolute unfathomable banger with balanced, unique and fresh designs and the best limited format to date, the year's still unsalvageable. The mere presence of so many of these sets simply negates any impact them them being "good" might have. The world's best slop is still slop, and if the world's best slop crammed into your face through a funnel you won't really be noticing how well it was prepared.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:51:09 AM
No.96756101
>>96755533
>i give up on 60card formats because of vivi
>im going to goonmanda
you're just doing what wotc wanted you to do all along
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:11:50 AM
No.96756218
haven't seen this bitch in ages, I think I'll go back to putting snow basics in my decks
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:52:50 AM
No.96756405
yes, i buy cards and play by myself
nothing wrong with that
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:10:00 AM
No.96756498
>>96756531
>mtg made fun of ygo shit format for yeats
>standard is now shit
>pioneer and modern are stuck
>players are hyping a "pre fire modern"
>look inside
>its just time wizard
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:17:24 AM
No.96756531
>>96756543
>>96756498
YGO recently introduced a new format called Genesys that both allows to play all the old broken cards while also banning ALL (Literally 100% of) the post-2014 cancer.
Your reckoning has come, Magicfags.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:18:19 AM
No.96756538
>>96750450
Napoleon UB when
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:18:59 AM
No.96756543
>>96756571
>>96756543
It's still mostly high-speed combo flowchart decks, but it's very diverse (The most recent top8 had seven different decks in it) and several non-combo like Odion are Tier 1.
It takes the turbo-cancer combo faggotry that YGO has become and cuts out the cancer, while still leaving the game as giant kaiju boss monster summoning battles, and tones the game down enough for a few non-combo decks to compete and even be top tier.
The game's better than it ever was. Konami literally looked at the cancer that was killing YGO, straight up just said "No" and banned over 500 cards in one giant scythe swing to fix the game.
Magic's days are numbered. Konami has proven they are willing to do what it takes to fix their mistakes, and Hasbro has proven they are narcissistic losers who never admit fault, gaslight their players at every turn so they can continue to make mistakes, then double down on their mistakes while declaring they are successes.
The tides. They are turning.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:34:30 AM
No.96756604
>>96756605
>>96756792
>>96756571
bro Hasbro is shit but Konami is even shittier, enjoy while you can because THEY will fuck up
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:35:21 AM
No.96756605
>>96756604
>bro Hasbro is shit but Konami is even shittier,
Not anymore, you second-rate duellist.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:36:12 AM
No.96756609
>>96756638
>>96756653
>>96756571
So they only fixed it superficially. They took out two of the anime spinoff summoning gimmick mechanics and swapped the forbidden/limited/semi-limited lists for something theoretically better, but it's still the same asymmetrical handtraps & combo slop game that plays nothing like Goat Format.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:38:04 AM
No.96756613
>>96756638
>>96756571
Can you play that deck that takes 1 hour for a turn to summon the 4000 attack monster that negates the other player's nutsack and fucks his mom?
Synchro era was also cancer
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:40:48 AM
No.96756628
>>96756638
>>96756674
>>96756571
Thats just canadian highlander
>>96756609
>>96756613
>>96756628
>The MTG Defence Force leaps out of the woodwork to try to smear their competitors.
Like cogwork.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:46:07 AM
No.96756644
>>96756638
Unlike you I'm not here to shill a game.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:46:17 AM
No.96756645
>>96756654
>>96756638
Please understand it takes MtG players 1 hour to figure out what 4+4 equals, which is why WotC only prints autopilot aggro decks anymore.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:47:25 AM
No.96756650
>Someone not outright glazing and sucking the cum out of the new thing?! MUST BE SHILLS!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:48:12 AM
No.96756653
>>96756609
>Goat format player thinks his opinion on anything is valid
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:48:24 AM
No.96756654
>>96756645
>Please understand it takes MtG players 1 hour to figure out what 4+4 equals, which is why WotC only prints autopilot aggro decks anymore.
A good point. One of the hardest of Christ's lessons to truly take to heart, is to not cast your pearls before swine.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:49:05 AM
No.96756659
>>96752031
>12 hours with no replies
Just a lurker who doesn't actually play, but I appreciate you, anon. Cubes amd draft are based.
>>96756638
>Tired of eating slop? Try slop instead!
>WHAT THE FUCK? YOU DON'T LIKE SLOP? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SLOP EATER???
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:50:07 AM
No.96756667
>>96756686
Real yugioh is pre cyber dragon.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:51:33 AM
No.96756674
>>96756628
CanLander if it was competently designed, maybe.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:52:00 AM
No.96756676
>>96756661
You are a pig and you eat slop.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:53:42 AM
No.96756683
>>96756661
>So buckbroken by WotC he now copes by claiming actually everything is slop and WotC makes the best slop
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:54:20 AM
No.96756686
>>96756696
>>96756704
>>96756667
Which is exactly why I used Goat Format as an example. Whether it's the absolute best version of Yugioh is up for debate, but at least it actually plays like Yugioh. Not surprising that shills treat it the same way they treat premodern.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:55:40 AM
No.96756692
>>96756661
>>Tired of eating slop? Try slop instead!
Anon, YGO has no UB.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:57:30 AM
No.96756696
>>96756686
>Actually Goat format is REAL YuGiOh
Goat player copium
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:57:33 AM
No.96756698
>>96756718
Real games curated by real gamers:
Premodern
Goat Format
Slop for pigs:
All official MTG formats
All official YGO formats
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:58:33 AM
No.96756701
Real games curated by real gamers:
Hearthstone
Lorcana
Marvel Snap
Slop for pigs:
Everything else
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:59:43 AM
No.96756704
>>96756716
>>96756686
Pre-Cybernetic Revolution you could still play "off-meta" and not just the goodstuff pile and still play the game.
Now if you're not playing specialsummonslop and handtrap omninegateslop, you shouldn't even bother.
Yugioh is like every deck is some variant of U control.
The game truly died with Strike of Neos, because they released Six Samurai.
Nugioh players have never played actual yugioh, just autopilot flowchart slop.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:04:49 AM
No.96756716
>>96756740
>>96756704
>autopilot
Of all the words to use, this is the least accurate one. The whole crux of YGO's gameplay is deciding what lines to go down based on your opponent's lines.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:05:01 AM
No.96756718
>>96756724
>>96756698
I hate GOAT and premodern because they refuse to acknowledge that there is good still in these games even if you have to pan for it like a gold prospector, nevermind that they gloss over all the shit of their own eras. cube is the only real GOAT format
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:06:59 AM
No.96756724
>>96756718
>I am a pig who eats slop and I'm sad that there's people who can't see the good in slop
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:11:03 AM
No.96756740
>>96756758
>>96756716
>no its not autopilot because you can decide what i-win cards you can play
you don't even get to play the game if you don't have 3 ash on your opponent's first turn
what the hell are you talking about?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:17:04 AM
No.96756758
>>96756740
>you don't even get to play the game if you don't have 3 ash on your opponent's first turn
Dark Ruler No More > Raigeki
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:20:43 AM
No.96756769
>>96756772
>>96756813
>just draw the out bro
>goes -2 to wipe the board
>opponent's second hand effects go off
>have to probably play through handtraps as well
told you nugioh players really only know how to autopilot and flowchart
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:21:50 AM
No.96756772
>>96756769
>goes -2 to wipe the board
+3 idiot.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:24:25 AM
No.96756780
>>96756808
I hate modern magic because it used to be good, I feel indifferent to modern yugioh because it always kinda sucked. if I wanna play weebshit I'll dig out some old duel masters cards
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:26:57 AM
No.96756792
>>96756604
>Hasbro is shit but Konami is even shittier
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:29:53 AM
No.96756808
>>96756780
That's how I feel. Yugioh is hilarious and I'll always love the theatrics of the show but as a game it's mediocre at best. I've had more fun making up card games than playing yugioh.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:30:43 AM
No.96756813
>>96756769
>Opponent invests 4 cards into their endboard
>You invest 2
>This is going -2
Truly the mind of an MtG player that thinks their little mouse getting Fatal Pushed is the holocaust.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:30:51 AM
No.96756814
>>96756817
>nooo i'm going +3 because my fictional example is an opponent that has no outs and will also kiss my on my hot mouth when i win!
He's at 3 now.
Take the L and admit none of you modern ygo players actually know how to play the game; you just know layer 1 interactions you get from the paid discord flowcharts
lmao
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:31:43 AM
No.96756817
>>96756814
Tell me what the out to SPoly is.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:33:14 AM
No.96756820
Tell me why they removed duel puzzles from yugioh games
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:35:38 AM
No.96756827
>>96756845
>MTG is so shit that literally everyone in the thread would rather discuss YGO the moment it is brought up.
It is so, and I say this with utmost honesty,
over
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:37:21 AM
No.96756838
ygotards came in MY general and showed they can't play their own game
i had to show em my big pots
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 7:38:54 AM
No.96756845
>>96756849
>>96756864
>>96756827
i quit ygo the moment tearlament came out and haven't looked back
still waiting for its mtg equivalent so i can be free
you can only powercreep so much
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:40:13 AM
No.96756849
>>96756858
>>96756845
no bro brooo you dont get it
just darkrulernomoreraigekigo+3
brooo
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:42:28 AM
No.96756858
>>96756849
>Man who thought his board was safe gets Raigeki'd and begins to spasm uncontrollably
Many such cases.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:44:01 AM
No.96756864
>>96757105
>>96756845
You're still playing after Lurrus was printed. You are a pig that will eat the slop forever.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:46:31 AM
No.96756877
>>96756884
>y-y-yyoure spasming!
I play jewgen in attack position.
GG.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:47:54 AM
No.96756884
>>96756877
My turn?
Dark Ruler No More > Raigeki
Pass turn.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:48:56 AM
No.96756888
>>96756894
>raigeki
No
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:50:20 AM
No.96756894
>>96756888
He didn't set any Trap Cards, anon.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:51:08 AM
No.96756898
>>96756929
he didn't draw any dark ruler or raigeki
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:54:43 AM
No.96756912
>>96756926
>>96759363
Soon MTG will reach the quality level of an early 2000s Newgrounds video
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:58:22 AM
No.96756926
>>96756912
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny UB is MTG's final form.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:59:23 AM
No.96756929
>>96756898
Yes I did, I just played them.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:08:36 AM
No.96756963
Raigeki is actually emblematic of bad YuGiOh design. Removal should never be able to trade up against creatures.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:11:16 AM
No.96756972
>>96756993
>>96757079
ngl Dark Souls UB would sell well.
can't wait to cast my favorite characters like uuuhm...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:17:21 AM
No.96756993
>>96757004
>>96756972
they would make literally every named character a legend and then include like 3 spells and 12 artifacts
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:20:12 AM
No.96757004
>>96757020
>>96756993
ngl i just want my Baemore
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:24:36 AM
No.96757020
>>96757004
best i can do is an estoc with some cringey flavor text referring to early patch ds3
>>96756972
>heckin Lightning Bolt reprint with Solaire on it
>Fatal Push reprint depicting that epic gamer moment where Patches kicks you into a pit
and neither is in the base set, this is the accompanying secret lair.
the actual set:
>random pushed zombie at mythic rare, which could easily be reprinted in a non-UB set but never does
>broken uncommon named "Seath's Obsession" or something that shoots up to $8
>needlessly complicated "humanity" mechanic that needs to be kept track of in competitive play thanks to a single useful card that might make it relevant sometimes
>1000 of a kind textless fap ring
>rest of the set is worthless
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:56:42 AM
No.96757094
>>96756571
>It's very diverse
The format is still in its honeymoon phase so I'd give it a bit before players settle on the 3-4 top meta decks like they always do
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:56:44 AM
No.96757095
>>96757079
oh god i didn't even consider that the absolute best we could hope for with humanity is that it's a fucking energy variant
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 9:02:11 AM
No.96757105
>>96756864
erm, i don't think so sister
last time i checked i modded garbage like this out and replaced it with naked cute and funny females
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:28:01 AM
No.96757148
>>96757079
humanity would just be another food token but instead of food type it's item or "consumable"
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:33:36 AM
No.96757156
of course we're going to get a reference to this in the collector booster secret smegma mega ultra scenebox premium gift bundle holiday surprise cum supreme lair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzJDimvPW1Y
and a sol ring reprint with Solaire on it
because you just know what kind of disneytards work there
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:05:13 AM
No.96757239
>>96754731
Came back for FF UB, skipping other UB till Star Trek
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:31:02 AM
No.96757310
>>96751058
>Jambi the Genie
never happening due to the content of the stage act
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:40:42 AM
No.96757325
>>96760185
>>96754751
just realized the guilds are so varied and easy to color that they could just be another type of land
way more memorable than a lot of FF's towns too
YGO is a mess of its own but defending MTG or acting like it is superior in any way is delusional, you are kidding yourself
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:50:21 AM
No.96757349
>MTG - gay shit.png
lil gup has a designated folder for seething over magic el em ay oh
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:08:35 AM
No.96757397
>>96757339
MTG is still way better than YGO and will always be, YGO is broken and poorly designed at a very fundamental level. I can understand leaving MTG for some other TCGs, but if you like YGO in particular then you fundamentally do not understand TCGs.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:13:10 AM
No.96757412
>>96757807
>>96757339
YGO is a dysfunctional game, MTG is run by dysfunctional people.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:24:32 AM
No.96757457
>Just one more year, I promise, one more year and WotC will wake up and YGO will stop mogging us...
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:33:13 AM
No.96757490
>>96757578
>>96757454
Is this the thing I have to pretend to be outraged about for the next few months like with Aragorn
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:55:56 AM
No.96757555
>>96757578
>>96757454
>tan woman with an 80s perm
>SHE WAS BLACK ALL THE TIME CHUD
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:57:21 AM
No.96757557
I donβt want to spend a lot of time on this particular topic, but I will say one thing. If youβre comparing humans to animals (in a derogatory manner), you are historically in very bad company.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:59:46 AM
No.96757565
creature - human ape
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:03:53 PM
No.96757578
>>96757583
>>96757490
>>96757555
its all so tiresome
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:05:25 PM
No.96757583
>>96757805
>>96757578
>supposedly all versions of turtles will be represented
>only an OC donnut steel blackfaced version of April will be there
???
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:07:17 PM
No.96757592
>>96757712
no, marketer-kun, i do not care about the april card
posting it again will not make me care more or make me interested in talking about the tmnt set
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:30:44 PM
No.96757656
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
More like
Tbro
Midon't
Nreally
Tcare
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:32:55 PM
No.96757663
>>96757668
All this TMNT talk and we still have 2 sets until then.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:34:59 PM
No.96757668
>>96757687
>>96757663
it's almost like it's not actual interest
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:35:42 PM
No.96757670
Why talk about thing if you can get excited for next new set coming in 7 months?
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 12:36:32 PM
No.96757675
i'll just have it replaced with some cute and funny bug or some shit by then, if i still play and am still alive
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:37:22 PM
No.96757678
>>96757686
That's why I play legacy...hardly see pigs and only see meta fags that enjoy the game
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:38:05 PM
No.96757686
>>96757921
>>96757678
*Releases MH4 with Super Grief*
Eat up piggy!
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 12:38:08 PM
No.96757687
>>96757668
remember when omenslop art was "totally awesome" and "everyone" wanted omenslop irl cards instead of spider-mang?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:44:23 PM
No.96757705
>>96757730
The new setting for Lorwyn is so weird. Like you'd think that if the world could randomly shift at times so you'd become a completely different creature with different memories it'd just destroy society. Everyone would become nomadic so as to avoid the night turning you into a mindless beast. Even if you yourself couldn't remember it you would come to your senses to a destroyed home and others would witness it and maybe register it somehow.
Feels like they're trying to have their cake and eat it too.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:45:41 PM
No.96757707
>>96757079
>>1000 of a kind textless fap ring
and you have to destroy it IRL if it leaves the battlefield. wizards/miyazaki hire me
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:46:48 PM
No.96757712
>>96757592
>"It's just m-m-marketing" cope
You'd have to be a tranny to maintain this level of ideological delusion.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 12:49:44 PM
No.96757730
>>96757705
I haven't read the world guide or anything, but isn't it basically a localized version of the Great Aurora? As in, even if you destroy shit in the Shadowmoor side, it'd still be fine on the Lorwyn side?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:14:04 PM
No.96757805
>>96757862
>>96757880
>>96757454
>>96757583
This is one of the most bizarre things to me about these obvious raceswaps. I'm not someone that's easily convinced to buy something just because it's from a property I care about, but if WotC put black Link or black Zelda (not Tetra) into a Zelda-themed set, I'd be way less likely to want to consume ANYTHING from that set, even as a casual Zelda fan, just because they clearly don't give a shit about pandering to nostalgia, which is what these UB sets really should be about. I've even heard people complaining about the turtles themselves saying "This isn't Leonardo," or "Raphael wouldn't wield jittes." It's especially weird because you didn't hear as much of that talk when they spoiled the Final Fantasy set, almost as if there were people at WotC or Squenix that really cared about how the characters were portrayed.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:15:13 PM
No.96757807
>>96757820
>>96758198
>>96757339
>>96757412 This. Only good thing about Yugioh is the comic. The first one. Maybe also the anime adaptation, but again only the first one. Everything after that is slop. (for pigs.) They now market themselves to westerners as "that meme anime card game for weebs," and thus most of the cards they've made after their show was cancelled fall into one of three categories:
> memberberries of stuff from the show
> blatant knockoffs of other anime and stuff that weebs are into, basically UB without a direct partnership
> generic anime shit that could easily be the latter and you just aren't getting the reference
Whatever identity this brand had was lost a long time ago. A lack of overtly gay people on the cards is essentially the only claim of superiority over MTG that they can make.
>>96757807
No UB
No Commander
A functioning format
>B-But YuGiOh has kinda similar-
I cast Dwight Schrute.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:20:27 PM
No.96757836
>>96757820
Yeah, I'm still not buying either. Don't pretend that I'm arguing that MTG is good in its current state.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:25:45 PM
No.96757851
>>96757869
>>96757820
Doesn't matter that your game has no slop when your game is complete garbage to begin with. The presence of slop, however undesired it may be, is always of secondary importance to the fundamental gameplay of the game.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:28:55 PM
No.96757862
>>96757914
>>96757988
>>96757805
why no outrage for chink legolas?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:29:50 PM
No.96757869
>>96757923
>>96758318
>>96757851
Oink oink piggy! Keep supporting daddy Mark!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:32:40 PM
No.96757880
>>96757805
at first I thought LOTR was just an anomaly because the people that own that IP seem to almost actively hate their fanbase (or if I want to be generous, they didn't want to feel like they were making a set focused on the movies instead of the books) but it's pretty clear at this point that they can only get the memberberries aspect of UB right if they're getting properly tardwrangled by whoever owns the IPs they're working on
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:43:49 PM
No.96757914
>>96757942
>>96757862
Probably because asians aren't ugly. Elves can look non-european, they're supposed to look a little off anyways, just as long as they look like elves.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:45:25 PM
No.96757921
>>96757686
I'm saving this as a screen for when it happens so I can laugh at my self.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:45:52 PM
No.96757923
>>96757933
>>96757935
>>96757869
Oink oink piggy! Konami can't flail around Takahaski's corpse without your help!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:47:44 PM
No.96757933
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:47:52 PM
No.96757935
>>96757945
>>96757923
yugioh man is dead?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:49:54 PM
No.96757942
>>96757914
>muh handsome gook elf
nigga you gay
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:50:59 PM
No.96757945
>>96757950
>>96757965
you guys know modern magic and modern yugioh can both be shit, right?
>>96757935
he died a few years ago, yeah
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:52:10 PM
No.96757950
>>96757945
erm actually if you dont worship MY favorite corporation then you are a homonigger
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:54:50 PM
No.96757965
>>96760756
>>96757945
They do, but they're shills. Their goal is to shame you for not buying their product by any means necessary, and their strategy they're using involves creating a false dichotomy between whatever they're selling and whatever the topic of the thread is, even when this thread only exists to mourn old Magic.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 1:59:01 PM
No.96757988
>>96757862
There were some complaints, as well as some about Gandalf looking Asian in one of his cards, but it melted into the general grumbling.
wtf happened with death and taxes
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:07:32 PM
No.96758039
>>96758018
Control was too icky so WotC made it so if you let a single 1-drop resolve you lose.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:17:47 PM
No.96758083
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:30:18 PM
No.96758140
>very trustworthy anon says that if i'm tired of brown faggots on my cards I should switch to yugiohs
>already know how to play yugioh since I've played it with frens
>already a combo player and a weeb
>the lgs has a weekly yugioh event
>maybe worth a shot
>go to event
>brown faggots in real life
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:41:17 PM
No.96758198
>>96758690
>>96757807
The games had a very freeform aesthetic since its inception, and while its all over the place they all still have that yugioh feel to it.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 2:54:22 PM
No.96758261
>>96758018
it's a blink deck now
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:04:47 PM
No.96758318
>>96758363
>>96757869
Sorry but if your card game doesn't allow for mulligans without it breaking it's a fundamentally bad game.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:12:24 PM
No.96758363
>>96758414
>>96758318
Sorry but if your card game needs mulligans without it breaking it's a fundamentally bad game.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:20:30 PM
No.96758414
>>96758428
>>96758477
>>96758363
magic was designed without mulligans thoughever
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:22:32 PM
No.96758428
>>96758432
>>96758414
And yet it managed to adopt several incarnations of the mulligan rule without ever breaking, and now being able to correctly mulligan is one of the things that adds the most depth to the game and separates the good players from the scrubs. It's an essential element of a good card game.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:23:21 PM
No.96758432
>>96758428
did you even look at who i replied to
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:30:04 PM
No.96758477
>>96758583
>>96758414
Literally the first rulebook let you mulligan if you had 7 lands or no lands.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:44:12 PM
No.96758583
>>96758477
no it didn't
that was an early house rule turned tournament rule
but magic began with no mulligans
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 3:58:21 PM
No.96758690
>>96758711
>>96758752
>>96758198
>since its inception
Blatantly wrong. Early Yugioh had a very distinct look. Even after artists other than Takahashi started illustrating the cards they did a pretty good job at keeping things cohesive. It evolved into a different look during the GX-5Ds era when they went more detailed and experimental with monster designs, but those cards still had a consistent shading style between each other, and didn't yet look entirely out of place next to the older cards. At some point they started making everything look like a sentai character or a retarded dragon mech with orbs, which was its own aesthetic I suppose, but even that variant of the "yugioh feel" has degraded over the years. Nothing they release today looks like a yugioh card. No, not even the memberberries.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:06:39 PM
No.96758711
>>96758690
shut up and buy the anime titties like a good gooner
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:14:28 PM
No.96758752
>>96758690
People who say that YGO has remained cohesive stilistically are in pure denial.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:24:14 PM
No.96758805
>>96755533
>Brawl
YUMMY ARENA SLOP
>Come to Magic general
>There is more discussion about YGO than actual Magic
???? What the fuck is going on?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:35:11 PM
No.96758871
>>96758878
>>96758862
Let's discuss Star Trek and TMNT instead
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 4:36:11 PM
No.96758878
>>96758871
and marvel
don't forget marvel
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:40:46 PM
No.96758907
>>96758862
YuGi>Slop
Simple as.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:52:07 PM
No.96758974
>>96758985
>>96755959
We already saw what the Ninja Turtles cards were, and considering they showed what are obviously supposed to be the hype cards, they looked lame as fuck. Just more DO THING WITH CREATURE TYPE, DRAW CARD AND GET COUNTER bullshit instead of something actually creative.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:52:30 PM
No.96758976
>>96761905
>>96758862
>Card game that recently made good choice is being discussed as a point of comparison to card game making 7 years of nonstop bad choices
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:53:56 PM
No.96758985
>>96759083
>>96759798
>>96758974
The problem is that the cards need to pander to a notoriously retarded demographic, so if you made them actually involved people would shit their pants demanding to know why it's so complicated instead of just shitting out the same value as Tamiyo/Ocelot Pride/Ragavan for free.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 4:57:38 PM
No.96759002
>>96759303
>>96758862
>???? What the fuck is going on?
Magic, I'm afraid, is shit.
Such shit that the only topics of discussion about it anymore are
>I am a pig and I eat slop.
and
>Hey look how great this thing that isn't Magic is!
The game is dead. Genuinely this time. The instant it was revealed that 2026 would have more Universes Beyond than actual Magic, all illusion about the game being anything other than a corporate cockgobbling contest vanished.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:07:42 PM
No.96759063
>>96759245
>>96757820
>no UB
Vic Viper, Gradius, and these based fellas don't count?
It's not on the same level at all as MTG, but it is a crossover nonetheless.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:09:15 PM
No.96759083
>>96758985
Oh, I know, it's just... so lacking in flavor. Why not make it something like 'If you attack with 4 Turtles or Ninjas at once, draw 4 cards'. At least that has some theme to it.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:09:50 PM
No.96759089
Damn...jund feels so good to play
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:12:03 PM
No.96759110
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:27:40 PM
No.96759198
>>96759243
>>96755824
>I think you can reasonably assume 3 of the sets next year will be smaller.
Fucking nobody wants UB set let alone SMALL UB sets. WotC has doomed themselves.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:36:38 PM
No.96759243
>>96759254
>>96759198
UB sets seem to perform better when they're largely the most anticipated set of their year like LOTR or FF. Wizards is now stuck between wanting to make more UB sets but at the same time they can't have every set be some highly anticipated juggernaut so instead they're going with these smaller UB sets that seems to be a failed format so I dunno what they're gonna do next.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:37:28 PM
No.96759245
>>96759063
>It's not on the same level at all as MTG, but it is a crossover nonetheless.
Crossovers are not UB
UB is an advertisement that WotC has somehow conned themselves into paying for the privilege of having interrupt their game.
Crossovers are just two different things doing cool things together.
These are not the same thing. Basically nobody would have cared if MTG just did regular crossovers motivated by legitimate community love for both IPs. The problem with UB is that it is corporate-motivated, hollow money grubbing.
UB is a sales tactic, not an effort by people who love the game. That's what makes it shit.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:38:44 PM
No.96759252
>>96759262
>>96759267
Turns out all the hat sets with poor aesthetics that people whined about were actually canaries for more outrageous UBs all along huh?
Turns out the slippery slope is real huh?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:39:06 PM
No.96759254
>>96759243
>so I dunno what they're gonna do next.
Lie. Deflect. Gaslight. Double down. Blame the consumer when their failures get too obvious to hide. Then the CEO jumps ship with a golden parachute and a stellar resume, and leaves the collapse he caused to the next idiot.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:41:17 PM
No.96759262
>>96759252
>Turns out the slippery slope is real huh?
Always has been. Always will be. In every situation where it is applicable.
"Slippery slope" is not a logical fallacy. It is a label evil people use to try to obfuscate the extra evil they intend to do in the future.
In actuality, identifying a "Slippery slope" is assessing reality and making accurate predictions based off of the facts.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:42:39 PM
No.96759267
>>96759319
>>96759336
>>96759252
The slippery slope has always been real. The game has been going downhill since 1993.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:50:43 PM
No.96759303
>>96759002
More UB is a good thing. For too long has MTG been stuck in its normal setting. I am ready for Beverly Hills 90210 UB.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:53:57 PM
No.96759319
>>96759267
This. It's not real MTG unless you can take infinite turns before your opponent has a single turn.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 5:58:35 PM
No.96759336
>>96761074
>>96759267
>quoting the quran on a card
what kind of woke DEI shit are they printing nowadays, they would never do this back in my day baka my head
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:04:59 PM
No.96759363
>>96759494
>>96756912
To be fair, that's one of the greatest flash videos ever made
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:17:55 PM
No.96759446
>>96758862
talking about non-magic IPs is apparently on-topic these days. we have threads derailing to video game plots and tierlist arguments more and more and it's not bannable
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 6:25:59 PM
No.96759494
>>96759868
>>96759363
Can't wait for the Arfenhouse set, and the David Firthverse set with Salad Fingers and the Man with the Burnt Face
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 6:34:00 PM
No.96759541
>>96760245
>>96757820
>game revolves entirely around OTK
no thanks
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 7:02:42 PM
No.96759729
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:09:41 PM
No.96759798
>>96758985
>It either has to be boringly simple and parasitic or boringly overpowered!
Why did people forget that a middle ground exists.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:17:15 PM
No.96759866
>"We want to know what you think of Spider-Man" survey launched a few hours ago
This should be good.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:17:29 PM
No.96759868
>>96759941
>>96759494
Homestar Runner Secret Lair when?
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 7:30:26 PM
No.96759941
>>96759868
Right after Red Letter Media, Rich Evans commander deck looks insane
Make sure you let JOTC know that UB is slop for piggies!!!
https://mtg.social/MTGxSPMSurvey
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 7:38:02 PM
No.96760011
>>96760036
>>96759980
can't do it
fucking subhuman apes made it impossible to force dark mode in this bitch and i can't see shit in this sea of white
i wish bad eyesight and photosensitivity to all assholes who still force white backgrounds/white skins
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:41:14 PM
No.96760036
>>96760049
>>96760011
less whites and more blacks
Thanks for your feedback
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 7:42:42 PM
No.96760049
>>96760064
>>96760074
>>96760036
listen here you cocksucker
those assholes don't even let me zoom in
fuck wotc
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:44:26 PM
No.96760064
>>96760074
>>96760049
remove wheel listener in html
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:46:05 PM
No.96760074
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:47:19 PM
No.96760084
>>96760091
>>96760270
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 7:48:30 PM
No.96760091
>>96760315
>>96760084
You get that if you say you're unfamiliar with Spider-Man and most recent sets I think, so your feedback is not really meaningful because you're already not engaging.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:00:23 PM
No.96760185
>>96757325
Man, that's not even a good representation of Guadosalam.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:01:13 PM
No.96760189
I have been out of the loop for awhile, I have no interest in Spiderman and shit. Is this a viable card? I like this jew.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:08:55 PM
No.96760245
>>96759541
Not anymore sweetie
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 8:12:33 PM
No.96760270
>>96760084
oy gevalt, i think i was too based for them
well fuck this and fuck this game
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 8:18:25 PM
No.96760315
>>96760091
"our data shows that 9/10 players wanted this"
sure when you skew and doctor the data by excluding anyone who may go against your narrative aka european union-tier doing referendums over and over until they got le 'yes' once 20 years ago
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:22:31 PM
No.96760340
>>96759980
>Survey already closed
urza
!/BSnmvS2jY
10/15/2025, 8:26:55 PM
No.96760373
>you are not part of our target group
>oops something went wrong
>survey already closed
in case you didn't know how rigged elections work
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:28:06 PM
No.96760383
>>96760486
>>96759980
>Survey closed
I think everyone know what this means LUL
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:29:34 PM
No.96760391
>>96759980
>UB has A LOT OF ACCEPTANCE Amon our target customers, trust me!
>Insta close the survey due to the amount of piggy slop answers
Based Mark, the stinky liar?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:39:54 PM
No.96760465
>>96760473
>>96760753
>MtG
>apparently has an ongoing story and lore but no one but obsessed autists know about it and you really have to go out of your way to know about it
>wants to make money so bad but doesn't capitalize on their their stories
>uses the game just as a tool for woke messaging and other IPs instead
>ygo
>makes up some random shit about anime knights and anime dragons
>tells the stories mostly through their cards which are illustrated coherently that even the lowest IQ nugioh metaslave can follow it
>makes a couple anime shorts about it
>gets very known (and expensive) VAs to voice the characters
>even releases a premium precon with the archetype and 1 of every card + new cards and every card is ultra rare foil
>even though there is already a precon of the archetype and you can get the singles for cheap
>it will actually sell
I'm getting 3 of it if the price's right
But damn, it's really like wotc/hasbro hates their own product and hates money while schizophrenically wanting lots of money for doing jack shit or screeching about how gay they are
>MTG youtuber community having a meltdown because WOTC put "did negativity from influencers impact your enjoyment of spider-man?" in their survey
lol Now they're scared they won't get preview cards and shit.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:41:01 PM
No.96760473
>>96760605
>>96760465
>if they just did UW sets they'd make more money!
Clearly no data shows this to them.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:42:02 PM
No.96760479
>>96757820
Dwight isn't half as retarded as things like "TOADLY AWESOME XD"
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:43:32 PM
No.96760486
>>96760383
OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN NOW!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:43:40 PM
No.96760487
>toadly awesome
>it's kagami mochi but as frog
>you get to be culturally enriched and also have awesome art to look at
>meanwhile mtg
>"chandra on a bike but she is gay and has no tits"
brother
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:50:33 PM
No.96760540
>mtg youtubers
>2025
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:51:01 PM
No.96760543
>>96760560
>>96760467
jesus, who do I side with?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:53:04 PM
No.96760559
>>96760467
>Surely is creator contents fault our shitty set failed right? Letβs double down next year and see how it goes
I love this bunch of absolute idiots, just wish they get fucked next year. Also is this specially for Jimbo words?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:53:10 PM
No.96760560
>>96760543
neither of them are going to give you what you want regardless of the outcome
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:53:20 PM
No.96760565
>>96760592
>>96760652
>>96759980
was it up for only 30 minutes or what
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:56:26 PM
No.96760592
>>96760565
30 mins of βPIGSβ answers mindbroke them lmao
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:58:22 PM
No.96760605
>>96760615
>>96760771
>>96760473
>Laughs in Spider-Man
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 8:59:52 PM
No.96760615
>>96760749
>>96760605
Realistically SPM still probably outsold MKM and OTJ
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:01:16 PM
No.96760628
>>96760665
>>96760467
There are a lot of mtg focused youtubers who criticize this game a lot, so with that data, they might convince suits to give budget to pursue legal action against them or spam them with C&Ds.
It's not about the usual suspects who glaze and demand you to be excited for next product, despite them actually negatively impacting the "enjoyment" of this game since people with more than one brain cell feel insulted.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:03:39 PM
No.96760652
>>96760565
Like 2-ish hours, and honestly I don't know why they'd take it down. Might be to tweak it, might be they got enough responses, might be they were flooded with shit and didn't think the responses were relevant after that point because, I dunno, botting.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:05:18 PM
No.96760665
>>96760692
>>96760726
>>96760628
>give budget to pursue legal action against them or spam them with C&Ds
it's very funny that you think this is how the world works
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:08:27 PM
No.96760692
>>96760665
Don't interrupt the circlejerk, we're crafting a narrative to fit our needs here. Need to find a way to weave in woke hires here somehow.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:08:38 PM
No.96760694
>>96760721
>>96760467
It's a very reasonable question to ask because this set did have some of the most negative coverage in a while, and people do change their tune based on influencer-types, either in opposition to or because they're parroting them.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:12:13 PM
No.96760721
>>96760743
>>96760694
Sure is not the fact the set was horrible to begin with or had some of the most ridiculous cards ever.. Was the coverage!!! Surely if we scare influencers that will make Marbel and TMNT (the New York block) well liked!!!
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:12:32 PM
No.96760726
>>96760665
hey man if hasbro knew what they were doing mtg wouldn't be in this state to begin with
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:16:11 PM
No.96760743
>>96760721
I mean, they also asked a lot of questions regarding whether you liked it or not on other aspects. There's many things being asked. That's not gonna be the only thing they focus on.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:17:19 PM
No.96760749
>>96760781
>>96760615
>MKM
Yes
>OTJ
Maybe.
Also noting you left out EoE.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:19:22 PM
No.96760753
>>96760789
>>96760465
If MTG did a show about the weatherlight saga it would be good and a success.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:19:46 PM
No.96760756
>>96760777
>>96757965
>even when this thread only exists to mourn old Magic.
The term you're looking for is "hugbox"
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:21:34 PM
No.96760771
>>96760794
>>96760605
>Laughs in "Lack of Commander decks made the set sell poorly" and "We clearly need more Universes Beyond with commander decks because Warhammer and Dr Who sold really well"
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:22:27 PM
No.96760777
>>96761938
>>96760756
I don't think you know what a hugbox is, newfriend.
>>96760749
I paid zero attention to EOE when it was current so I really have no idea how it sold
Part of me regrets that since some of what I've seen of it is neat and I do like charge counters, but I don't play Standard
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:24:07 PM
No.96760789
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:25:12 PM
No.96760794
>>96760986
>>96760771
>Spider-Man sold poorly because of commander decks
>UB tie-ins being regulated to only commander decks is bad
Incredibly cold takes
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:27:01 PM
No.96760810
>>96760921
>>96760781
Generally, EoE is doing well, though I don't have any numbers in front of me and am going off of anecdote.
It hasn't hit Bloomburrow success yet though.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:47:03 PM
No.96760921
>>96760810
It's apparently doing a bit better than expected, but generally sets don't too often over/underperform expectations by that much. Exceptions are Aftermath which horribly underperformed, LTR/FIN which overperformed and probably SPM which I imagine underperformed somewhat.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:56:08 PM
No.96760986
>>96761011
>>96760794
No, stupid. What he is saying that they will probably spin Spooderman fail for the fact that they did not make even a single commander deck for the set.
Why the fuck you think all standard sets have commander decks?
Spooderman set had 5 60 card decks as part of its product line. If Avatar and TMNT does well (bot set have commander shit) it will be proof that they need to do more UB with commander decks included in the product line.
It is over.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 9:59:33 PM
No.96761011
>>96760986
I mean, even before the set came out Maro said he expected it to do not that great by comparison to FIN or whatnot, purely on the basis of it being a smaller set without commander decks. Other factors definitely contributed though.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:08:36 PM
No.96761074
>>96759336
The worst part is that the Quran is just copying some Jewish apocrypha.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:11:36 PM
No.96761091
>>96761120
>>96761237
>>96759980
Survey is open again if anyone is still interested
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:15:17 PM
No.96761120
>>96761133
>>96761091
>anons were schizoing out over a temporary outage
many such cases
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:16:36 PM
No.96761133
>>96761148
>>96761120
I'm not seeing it but maybe it's because I already completed it, but you'd assume there'd be a different screen for that.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:17:37 PM
No.96761148
>>96761133
Ah, nevermind there it is. Might've just been browser cache shit or whatever. It is up though.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:30:00 PM
No.96761237
>>96761279
>>96761296
>>96761091
>Did 3 questions
>YOU are not the target group
What Mark means by this? Is that survey for mindless drone shills only or something?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:33:58 PM
No.96761279
>>96761237
Well what did you say about familiarity/playing the sets? If you say you didn't play any of the recent sets you're basically not 'relevant'. If you're unfamiliar with the Spider-Man set this survey isn't relevant for you, that you didn't buy it is already a data point.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:35:27 PM
No.96761296
>>96761738
>>96761237
>directly tells wotc you don't play the game and didn't buy product
>somehow surprised that they're not interested in your opinion
retardbro?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:44:31 PM
No.96761372
>>96761401
>>96761403
>>96759980
Why is this survey asking me all these detailed questions about the Spider-Man set I told them I haven't bought or played with? Surveys are weird, man.
The set does score full marks for being unique compared to other sets, at least.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:48:25 PM
No.96761401
>>96761559
>>96761372
I mean, familiarity with the set implies you at least know the set, and it's a Spider-Man set survey. They're gonna ask about Spider-Man in the Spider-Man survey.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:48:32 PM
No.96761403
>>96761559
>>96761372
Because this survey is specifically about EOE draft and the Spider-Man set, all the other questions are just to figure out your demographics and weed out bad faith answerers
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:50:22 PM
No.96761423
>>96760781
It did well and having shock lands in it gives boosters a decent average value. For me personally it came at a time I was a bit shut off from the game so I didn't bother learning the set but people I know who have drafted it regularly have said it's a solid set.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 10:59:43 PM
No.96761491
>>96761502
>>96760781
My opinion for EoE went from
>Wtf is this space shit in mtg, worse than cowboys
to
>this is actually pretty good and the draft is great
to
>it was all a set up for Star Trek
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:00:43 PM
No.96761502
>>96761899
>>96761491
Given the timeframe, I think Star Trek started development after EOE did.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:08:43 PM
No.96761559
>>96761629
>>96761401
>>96761403
Yeah, makes sense. I guess I'm just surprised I never got told I'm not in the target group. At least I got to piss in the ocean a bit. I wish they gave me more chances to compliment EoE because I actually enjoyed that set.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:15:23 PM
No.96761613
>>96759980
I did my part.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:17:17 PM
No.96761629
>>96761559
Well, I think you only get told that if you basically say you haven't interacted with recent sets at all and said you aren't familiar with the Spider-Man set.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:20:24 PM
No.96761649
>multiple Venoms
>not a single one with Devour
flavour FAIL and I will let WotC know personally
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:21:08 PM
No.96761654
Nobody will play legacy against me because I'm trying to learn oops all spells
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:32:39 PM
No.96761729
>>96761816
>>96762066
>>96759980
It's your civic duty as a /mtg/ poster to reach this question and answer it correctly.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:33:58 PM
No.96761733
I haven't played in a year but unfortunately I am a pig that enjoys slop and I'm kinda looking forward to the avatar set, so I've been looking into what I've missed
what's the deal with Towns, they just look like rebranded Gates.
>>96761296
>directly tells wotc you don't play the game
What is this strawman? The survey also kicks you out if you say you play/bought and are familiar with sets other than Spider-Man.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:35:14 PM
No.96761745
>>96761738
I've been hearing mixed responses on this, some people get through without saying they've played it.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:35:59 PM
No.96761753
>>96761738
>The survey also kicks you out if you say you play/bought and are familiar with sets other than Spider-Man.
I said that and it didn't kick me, I think I actually said I interacted with Spider-Man the least.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:42:44 PM
No.96761792
>>96761893
>>96751414
Honestly after Avatar it feels like they got the cheapest Crossovers they could. Avatar, TMNT, Star Trek are from Paramount so it was probably a bundle, Marvel Superheroes because they already did a SL and Spider-Man from them, and Hobbit is just leftovers from Lotr I'llgo in ifvthey give me more army support cards.
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:48:34 PM
No.96761816
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:48:58 PM
No.96761818
>>96761863
>>96759980
is it because i am over 40 years old?
Anonymous
10/15/2025, 11:56:56 PM
No.96761863
>>96761818
Because you touch yourself at night.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:01:16 AM
No.96761890
>wotc puts out survey
>no capeshit obsessed soimilk drinking funko pop buying wife boyfriend having bugperson answers
>"sorry, you're not the target piggy"
Are they really trying to sell to the wrong target demographic?
>>96761792
If anything they are going to deep into videogame franchises, and since FF went so well they are going to do more collabs, my money is on Nier/drakengard set, those mofos would buy from opera tickets to 2b umbrellas
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:02:05 AM
No.96761899
>>96761502
Nah, it's pretty obvious that they introduced Spacecraft as a mechanic to lube people up for Star Trek, it couldn't be any more obvious, really.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:02:40 AM
No.96761905
>>96758976
>card game even more drastically broken than MTG and on a fundamental mechanical level made a bandaid fix and Komoney shills are trying to use that to reel in dissatisfied players of another game
ftfy
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:03:57 AM
No.96761914
>>96761893
Weeb-adjacent videogame stuff like Nier is exactly the kind of thing that makes a lot of people who would usually complain about UB cave in.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:07:17 AM
No.96761935
>>96762275
>>96761893
I mean, no, the next likely video game thing would be Elder Scrolls or Fromsoft stuff.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:07:36 AM
No.96761938
>>96760777
Shills don't understand board culture at all. They only know what they learn in orientation, and that's how to subvert and derail for their company's agenda in almost fluent english.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:18:53 AM
No.96762000
>>96761893
>my money is on Nier/drakengard set
it's not 2019
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:33:49 AM
No.96762066
>>96762079
>>96761729
I guess they got the message if it's down already. I got mine in tho
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:37:25 AM
No.96762079
>>96762066
It's not down, it's just been kind of spotty. They might've just tweaked some questions but I dunno for sure.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:38:41 AM
No.96762085
>>96762268
>>96762376
Why the fuck do they ask you what color person you are?
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:43:43 AM
No.96762107
>>96761893
Automata is a game from 2017(!) and drakengard jpig edge garbage
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:48:25 AM
No.96762121
>>96762243
>>96762376
>>96759980
>Asks me who I watched spoilers through
>Basically tells me to narc on them
Cute.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 12:51:00 AM
No.96762139
>>96762266
>>96762376
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 1:11:19 AM
No.96762243
>>96762869
>>96759980
>>96762121
>put all the "investors" channels
>tell the secondary markets are not worth it
I WILL START THE FIRE
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 1:17:41 AM
No.96762266
>>96762139
>tell them they influenced me negatively
>tell the names of popular channels
heh, nothing personnel
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 1:17:49 AM
No.96762268
>>96762085
Pretty standard for these types of polls, they want to know all types of demographics to see if they can find patterns. If they could legally ask more, they would.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 1:19:54 AM
No.96762275
>>96761935
God I'd love Alduin in my Ur-Dragon deck.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 1:43:31 AM
No.96762362
>>96758018
It was always a Mandela effect. Gaslighters lied to everyone saying it was and is a viable deck when it actually never was. Same with JOTC kikes promising β’POWERFUL WHITE CARDS
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 1:46:11 AM
No.96762376
>>96762085
>>96762121
>>96762139
Oh god keep going Iβm so hard right now
Screaming Nid Anon
10/16/2025, 2:19:15 AM
No.96762541
The franchise MtG most resembles is Battlestar Galactica. Why? Its players exist in, at most, a dozen different models at any given point in time, with perhaps up to 3% variation, 5% if you're lucky.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 2:43:01 AM
No.96762670
>>96762804
>jotc make another "survey"
>if you express wrong think it kicks you out
This is how they always have data that says "player base is happier than ever"
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 2:51:42 AM
No.96762709
>>96762786
Well. They truly seen desperate imo.
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:03:42 AM
No.96762786
>>96762709
You might call me a traitor, a pig and a slop eater or a shill, put i put a 2 on that
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:05:13 AM
No.96762802
>>96761738
I said I didn't play aetherdrift, Spooderman and almost didn't play Edge and hadn't played in the last 6 months...
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:05:16 AM
No.96762804
>>96762670
>he doesn't masquerade as the target audience in order to manipulate opinion
ngmi
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:06:43 AM
No.96762817
I said i played in the last 6 months
i haven't played this game at all besides by myself
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:09:14 AM
No.96762837
Anonymous
10/16/2025, 3:14:00 AM
No.96762869
>>96762243
THE FIRE RISES BROTHER