Thread 96762464

Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?

>>96762464 (OP)
>Girls
Don't you mean Body Type 2?

You mean like meeting another adventurer?

Ah yes. The show about a little boy getting sexually harassed by women much older than him.

>>96762485
Please play tabletop games. That level of faggotry hasn't gotten out of videogames yet.

>>96762764
Stop projecting you cock-obsessed closeted faggot.

>>96762759
Isn’t all anime like this?

>>96762822
Sadly, no

>>96762464 (OP)
I dunno, but what I do know is I'm going to pick up Hestia.

>>96762759
living the dream

>>96762822
I'd say usually the ages are the other way around

>>96762831
Due to her being a goddess, and the dungeon being alive and hating the gods, she's not actually allowed into it. Otherwise, good taste.
I'm more partial to a different anime goddess.
Aqua
Lesser Goddess, Neutral Good.
Weapon: Quarterstaff
Domains: Water, and either Good or Healing

>>96762878
Aqua, patron goddess of the mentally feeble.

>>96762931
Yeah, but she's hot so its okay.

>>96762764
Anime website.

>>96762878
>I make my underwear invisible so perverts can take a peak at my panties
galaxy brain

>>96762822
I don't recall Goku ever getting sexually harassed.

>>96763034
he has the mind of a child
chichi raped him

>>96762878
Aqua would 100% go with her party into the dungeon, making everything astronomically worse for everyone, and then only later remember that she's not supposed to be here.

>>96763066
He was an adult at that point.

>>96763188
he's retarded, he can't consent.

>>96763264
>Goku was retarded
Tell me you never watched Dragon Ball, or just watched DBZA, Super, and/or Daima, without actually saying it.

>>96763280
NTA, but I’ve watched it, and I too agree that he is a retard.

>>96763280
Get Daima and Abridged out of your mouth. No matter how dumb they make him, he's still nowhere near as dumb in either of those as he is in Super.
>>96763294
The Funimation dub doesn't count either.

>>96763280
he entered a contractual marriage with the daughter of a feudal lord without knowledge of the meaning of the word marriage. He's developmentally stunted, maybe from crashing against a car when he was 12 and losing the most rigged martial arts tournament ever.
I'm not a zoomer.

>>96763066
>Chichi why did you lock the doors?
>Oh are we going to train?
>w-why are you undressing
>w-waku w-waku....?

>>96762878
Dumb Aqua poster.

>>96762681
Kill yourself puckee.

>>96762681
What's up with these bad photoshops? Is it some sort of fetish?
I remember some guy went into autistic lengths shopping K-pop idols faces onto ecchi art, but at least he got better with time.

Bell is NOT for molestation

>>96762464 (OP)
Depends, are you trying to get with other adventurers or with the monsters?
Because if with the monsters then it's perfectly fine, but there's a name for keepers like you

Funny idea for a show but romance at the tabletop game is next level cringe. If you want to larp each other's boyfriend just fuck already and leave the people who are trying to play the game out of it.

>>96765000
They're posted by a known redditor named puckee who spams his commissions, including the time he tried passing one his commissions on the drawthread as a fill on the drawthread
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/92628290/#92687500
He's been doing it for years
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/84892301/#84901094

>>96762464 (OP)
No

>>96765055
y tho

If you were thrown/isekai’d into this setting, what familia would you join?

>>96766535
None. I’d die so fucking fast.

>>96764816
She's so hot, and so dumb. I love her.
Aqua
Lesser Goddess, Neutral Good
Weapon: Quarterstaff
Major Spheres: All, Elemental (Water), Healing, Necromancy (non-evil spells only)
Minor Spheres: Divination, Creation, Guardian, Protection, Weather

>>96762878
Useless goddess

>>96763280
Didn't he actually fall on his head as a baby?

>>96766887
What if you were given automatic level 5 status

>>96765769
Why is he like this

>>96762464 (OP)
If you find a girl in a dungeon, there's a high chance it's a succubus, mimic, or some other transforming monster.

>>96768712
Clearly the only solution is to play an occultist or enchanter.
>I cast tame on the Mimic
>I need to rest at least 8 hours after that
>'Sure buddy, that's what you and the mimic are going to be doing in your tent, resting.'

>>96768392
Then Loki.

>>96768712
>there's a high chance it's a succubus, mimic, or some other transforming monster.
...Why do you say this like it's a bad thing?

>>96762759
Yes it really is a horrible anime/manga.

>>96762822
Only the good ones

>>96771118
Nah it’s cozy

>>96762681
Puck off fuckee.

I am Ganesha

>>96762878
>Aqua
>good

>>96774959
She's lazy and selfish but at her core a good person, who is pushed to her breaking point while in a mortal form. She's cut off from her divinity, and the creature comforts of her home. She's the most put upon and stressed out member of that team, and lacks any amount of mental fortitude to unpack and manage that stress,
Additionally, her sect is a part of the good aligned pantheon so even if you don't believe that she specifically is a good person, the in-universe narrative around her would portray her as one.

>>96768511
Mental illness combined with lack of dedicated board owner/mods

>>96762464 (OP)
sword oratoria is much better imo

>>96762464 (OP)
I remember that time our assassin didn't listen to warnings, including DM's "are you sure?" and got into a room with a girl in a dungeon. Who actually was a thousand year old dragon. She rode him for three months, then slapped amnesia spell on him and dropped him in some bumfuck nowhere with a thousand gold for his troubles.
We never allowed him to live it down.

>>96762681
>puckee spamming his commission again
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1dqgwj1/art_comm_amalia_fenn_wizardess_by_dennis_fr%C3%B6hlich/
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/KEjif-wGDBPKQYY8Q0-LSg/
>33 times

Bell is so cute bros

>>96763177
The dungeon would attempt to eat her only to spit her back out

>>96785045
Lol

>>96762464 (OP)
Yep

>>96762464 (OP)
I fucking hate this show because the MC never actually tries to pick up a girl in a dungeon.

>>96762464 (OP)
One of the few times it would have been appropriate to change the title for western audiences and they kept the cringe shit the publisher forced on the author.

>>96786293
The series was supposed to be titled "Familia Myth", since its about the adopted families of mythic gods exploring a dungeon. The publisher changed it to "Is It Wrong To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?" because they have a boner for long titles with mild eroticism formatted as a question.

Its funny because Japanese nerds hate the overlong explanation titles too, but Kadokawa keeps pushing them.

>>96763177
I will always remember another adventurer accusing Kazuma of being carried by his three powerful class companions so they switch parties.
Kazuma turns out to be a pretty competent adventurer while the guy who switched with him was left traumatized by just how fucking awful Kazuma's teammates are and has vouched for him when others try to say he is being carried in the future.
>No, man. He isn't. It isn't like that at all. *Thousand yard stare*

>>96786293
He’s fourteen anon. He’s pure.

>>96788195
I know I wasn't when I was fourteen.

A Danmachi thread? Here?