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Anonymous No.96764481 [Report] >>96769012 >>96780393 >>96788243 >>96804207
Coolest elf thread
The coolest elf thread for cool elfthusiasts.
Any system, setting, art or homebrew welcome (especially white collar related).
Anonymous No.96764493 [Report] >>96764497 >>96766056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJwvQ7uGREE
What would elves think of Big Tuck?
Anonymous No.96764497 [Report] >>96766056
>>96764493
Probably that it's incoherent negro babble, which it is.
Anonymous No.96764678 [Report] >>96765444 >>96766056
This thread has no chance at being good.
Anonymous No.96764916 [Report] >>96767365
Cute redneck elf sketch for warmup.
Anonymous No.96765444 [Report] >>96765480
>>96764678
That's every thread.
Anonymous No.96765449 [Report] >>96766056 >>96766277 >>96766874 >>96766942 >>96768643 >>96772812 >>96780387 >>96784315
So now that we know the typical stat distribution of office elves what sort of typical reasons for "adventuring" (in the broad sense of why they're player character) can we establish?
Anonymous No.96765480 [Report]
>>96765444
I like the game design thread.
Should work on my own stuff again
Anonymous No.96765605 [Report] >>96765961 >>96766056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb17uaaldwM
Do elves believe in Joe Hendry?
Anonymous No.96765961 [Report] >>96766056
>>96765605
Elves are only into insane long term booking and flippyshit.
Anonymous No.96766056 [Report] >>96766060 >>96767378 >>96769242
>>96764493
>>96764497
>>96764678
>>96765449
>>96765605
>>96765961
Wow you fuckers are really hellbent on destroying this place for good
Anonymous No.96766060 [Report] >>96767092
>>96766056
You failed to reply to the OP as well.
Anonymous No.96766211 [Report] >>96767365
more cute redneck elf scribbles
Anonymous No.96766277 [Report] >>96767127
>>96765449
Peak elf performance. I request more imagery of Office Elves, the best race of elves.
Anonymous No.96766702 [Report]
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHbSpAgfgFM
Anonymous No.96766874 [Report] >>96766888 >>96767626
>>96765449
AI Shitters need to be purged. You will never be a real artist
Anonymous No.96766888 [Report] >>96769381
>>96766874
>You will never be a real artist
show us your portfolio
Anonymous No.96766942 [Report] >>96767626
>>96765449
AI slop still looks as bad as it was when it started to be a thing.
Anonymous No.96767092 [Report] >>96767204
>>96766060
I posted an elf art.
Anonymous No.96767127 [Report] >>96767803
>>96766277
working at an office isn't a race albeight
Anonymous No.96767204 [Report]
>>96767092
Good job, anon.
Anonymous No.96767365 [Report] >>96772805
>>96766211
>>96764916
very nice elf
Anonymous No.96767378 [Report]
>>96766056
these aren't even a fraction as bad as the threads they're parodying
Anonymous No.96767626 [Report] >>96769412
>>96766874
>>96766942
>pretending
You are not able to tell current-day AI art from human-made art with any kind of reliability above blind guessing and we all know it.
Anonymous No.96767647 [Report] >>96767688 >>96769093
What would wood elf comfort foods be?
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Anonymous No.96767688 [Report] >>96768915
>>96767647
fruity nut salads, or raw unsalted meat still dripping with warm blood
Anonymous No.96767803 [Report]
>>96767127
>working at an office isn't a race albeight
I respectfully disagree. If Wood Elves can be so called after their habitat, then Office Elves can likewise be recognised by their usual dwelling place.
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Anonymous No.96768643 [Report]
>>96765449
LEGZ FOR DAYZ
Anonymous No.96768915 [Report] >>96768929
>>96767688
>raw unsalted meat still dripping with warm blood
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Anonymous No.96768929 [Report] >>96769032
>>96768915
I'm not an elf.
Anonymous No.96769012 [Report]
>>96764481 (OP)
>I didn't notice Elf in the middle was until I opened the thread
Huh good taste OP. I have bias cuz Aoi Nagisa draws Mizuki Shiranui
Anonymous No.96769032 [Report]
>>96768929
Fair.
Anonymous No.96769093 [Report]
>>96767647
Raspberries pastries. Any berries, any kind of fruit salads, probably seasoned with 500 year old vine
Anonymous No.96769242 [Report] >>96769394
>>96766056
We have mods?
Anonymous No.96769258 [Report]
3e had really good rules and models and art, elves will never see this much dominance ever again
Anonymous No.96769381 [Report]
>>96766888
NTA, but how is that relevant? I don't have to be an artist to think you're pathetic for pretending to be something you aren't. You're nothing more than the artistic equivalent of a cross-dresser going to a bar to trick straight men into dancing/fucking them.
Anonymous No.96769394 [Report]
>>96769242
There haven't been board-assigned mods in over a decade.
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>>96767626
You can quite easily tell if you're not a blind moron and the fact that you think they're identical is one of reasons you need to fuck off.
Anonymous No.96772131 [Report] >>96784272
night elves deserve to be in a better setting than wow
Anonymous No.96772304 [Report] >>96772422
what do elves think of volvo?
Anonymous No.96772422 [Report] >>96772491
>>96772304
Solid function-wise, but lacks class - therefore trash. Knife-ears can't appreciate quality enginering, for that you need dorfs.
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>>96772422
damn, so elves would drive jags?
Anonymous No.96772805 [Report] >>96773059 >>96777996 >>96784486
>>96767365
Thank you. I don't have much new artwork because we had TWO whole shopping sessions, so have a cute redneck elf turned into a wolf
Anonymous No.96772812 [Report] >>96772861 >>96773053
>>96765449
So why don't you dwell in aislop threads? They are perfect made for you
Anonymous No.96772861 [Report] >>96772886 >>96772936
>>96772812
AI generals suck because they're disconnected from any relevant context. It's just another imagedump thread with some tech support
Anonymous No.96772886 [Report] >>96773060
>>96772861
Oh the irony...
Anonymous No.96772936 [Report] >>96773060
>>96772861
Even AI has more self-awareness.
Anonymous No.96773053 [Report]
>>96772812
It said, while posting objectively ugly slop itself.
Anonymous No.96773059 [Report]
>>96772805
Cute :3
Anonymous No.96773060 [Report]
>>96772886
>>96772936
t. hall monitors who's combined input amounts to pretending to be an unpaid junior moderator
Anonymous No.96774768 [Report] >>96775345 >>96776195
>Anyone on this frequency, this is ELF. If you can hear me and respond, please do...
>...
>Anyone on this frequency, this is ELF. Please respond to let me know I'm not the only one left...
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Anonymous No.96775345 [Report] >>96776195
>>96774768
I support the Elven Liberation Front (ELF)
Anonymous No.96775355 [Report] >>96775366
Where are all the Cute Angry elves at?
Anonymous No.96775366 [Report] >>96778013
>>96775355
More importantly, where are the Buxom Dwarves at?
Anonymous No.96776195 [Report] >>96777130
>>96775345
>>96774768
Tactical elves are some of my favorites
Anonymous No.96776395 [Report] >>96776672 >>96780153
Why did I get no (You)...
Anonymous No.96776653 [Report] >>96776810 >>96777119
Elven Liberation Front fighting Orc Republic Commandos
Anonymous No.96776672 [Report]
>>96776395
Did you remember to set your transponder's frequency to your area's local ELF tree?
Anonymous No.96776810 [Report] >>96776923
>>96776653
Anonymous No.96776923 [Report] >>96776959 >>96779957
>>96776810
But this raises the question, how would elves lose to orcs in the first place?
Anonymous No.96776959 [Report]
>>96776923
Depends so much on the setting in question that the question itself is almost meaningless.
And there is no setting the picture is based on, which means we can say whatever.
And also: it's fantasy. Yes, the picture invokes real life analogues. But who says it isn't the elves winning this time? Or in this particular picture?
Anonymous No.96777119 [Report] >>96780175
>>96776653
no doubt the Dwarven Workers and Artisans Revolutionary Federation is involved
Anonymous No.96777130 [Report] >>96777277 >>96779203
>>96776195
too bad there isn't that much art. Good thing AI is a thing
Anonymous No.96777277 [Report]
>>96777130
>Good thing AI is a thing
You don't need to debase yourself.
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Anonymous No.96777996 [Report] >>96778287
>>96772805
How's she doing? Last time I checked by it seemed like she was getting better.
Anonymous No.96778013 [Report] >>96779342 >>96780144 >>96829936
>>96775366
Right here, in the true image.
Anonymous No.96778287 [Report] >>96787584
>>96777996
>OOC
We had two shopping sessions since I was the only one actually writing things down on what to buy/look for so the the table took almost entire first shopping session figuring out their shopping list and then again half of our next session. We also might lose the Frost player since she is too busy but she is too attached to the character and I'm afraid she won't give him a proper sendoff/ending. The player who played John the Halfling returned and he pulled out his first character (Bard) and he was able to fit in the story with the DM since last time he played his Bard, we were not in Hell. Our Amy player has also been slacking. He doesn't tell us in time if he's gonna make it to session or not, always gives off some bitch excuses such as "I'm tired" and "Ah...i saw the message too late and I scheduled with my other D&D table for that evening". He already complained that Amy seems to simple and boring as a character but I'd say he is just bad at RPing. Amy is awesome PC with tons of reasons and plot hooks to shape out her character.

>In character
Without a shred of ego I claim that right now, Arrianna is the current MVP
>Since John is gone, she is the party's scout, info gatherer/library for anything not related to arcane and magic.
>Her survival skills are ever useful as she is able to spot ambush spots and track goons
>She is the only one pushing the party to acquire loot and convert said loot into high value gold due to her merchant profession and/or high diplomacy
>The party has started noticing and now she is actually getting some respect for the amount of work she does.
>She is clean, straight and is even cooking again for the party
>She also started casting more utilitarian magic (I actually forgot because I only use one spell)
Last session her actions were actually commended by Ferris because someone finally noticed that without her, party wouldn't have the magic items collectively worth 27.000 gold of which Arrianne contributed 26.800
Anonymous No.96779203 [Report] >>96780125 >>96780458
>>96777528
>>96777130
I always thought if elves would use guns it would be something from the Western hegemony. Warsaw Pact guns doesn't seem like it would suit them
Anonymous No.96779229 [Report] >>96779287 >>96780146 >>96803299 >>96803365
Thoughts on dairy elves?
Anonymous No.96779287 [Report] >>96779527
>>96779229
less cool than tacticool elves
Anonymous No.96779342 [Report]
>>96778013
Gross.
Anonymous No.96779527 [Report]
>>96779287
The scarred one looks like she needs a hug.
Anonymous No.96779957 [Report]
>>96776923
never underestimate the element of surprise
also orcs (and all goblinoids) are very fecund
Anonymous No.96780125 [Report]
>>96779203
the FAL is Belgian thoughever, and as we know from a previous thread Belgians are elves - Belfians
Anonymous No.96780144 [Report]
>>96778013
Based.
Anonymous No.96780146 [Report]
>>96779229
Nowhere near as cool as Office Elves, but much better than the usual anorexic fare.
Anonymous No.96780153 [Report]
>>96776395
That knife is so retarded looking at it hurts.
Anonymous No.96780175 [Report]
>>96777119
Gnome Network Of Modern Espionage is keeping tabs on everyone
Anonymous No.96780387 [Report] >>96780399 >>96780529
>>96765449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y71Bh3EKoQw
coomtard bros are winning
soon you will have your chocolate office elf
Anonymous No.96780393 [Report] >>96783241 >>96783615
>>96764481 (OP)
That elf OVA is a wellspring of inspiration.
I mean it. Caused me to develop a fantasy continent with the central feature being the "Mar Dulce", which is a giant lake. Basically an inland sea.
Anonymous No.96780399 [Report] >>96780404
>>96780387
>realistic
Anonymous No.96780404 [Report]
>>96780399
>any elf
>realistic
lets be real here it isnt realistic and never will be, but they are working overtime to get away from anime dolls (good)
Anonymous No.96780419 [Report] >>96792423
Daily reminder that porno addiction is a disease that can lead to a fate worse than death: becoming a tranny.
Anonymous No.96780426 [Report] >>96780460 >>96780732
>see woman
>immediately think of transgenderism
So how about dwarves being elves?
Anonymous No.96780442 [Report] >>96780452
>a fellow anons wall of text
disregarded
Anonymous No.96780452 [Report] >>96780461
>>96780442
>I can't read, I'd rather jack my wang off
Spotted the American goy.
Anonymous No.96780458 [Report] >>96781144
>>96779203
What about dark elves then?
>high/dark elves are like FRG and GDR, with wall splitting Alfheim in two
>only instead of the nazis and the denazified, it's imperialist and communist-made gun camps
Now I'm picturing Red Alert-esque scene with dark elves marching on Red Square.
Alongside a bunch of other designated evil races, with Soviet March playing over it all.
And it's all your fault.
Anonymous No.96780460 [Report] >>96781493
>>96780426
I thought they were cool
if you ignore the war crimes and all the terrible things they did
Anonymous No.96780461 [Report]
>>96780452
>i cant read
its a decision of not worth your time
newsflash
it aint worth
also mutts are sleeping
Anonymous No.96780529 [Report]
>>96780387
Awooga!
I'm so proud of Takeshi's working overtime to give us our elf wifes. The future is bright. How can i possibly thank them?
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>>96780426
cool gnomes right there
Anonymous No.96781144 [Report]
>>96780458
surprising nobody has done a cold war parody with evil vs. good alignment already
Anonymous No.96781493 [Report] >>96781518
>>96780460
>thought they were cool
>because of war crimes and all the terrible things they did
Fixed that for you, you insufferable pussy.
Anonymous No.96781518 [Report] >>96781531
>>96781493
You didn't fix it, you changed it so you could be angry, even though I'm sure you were already angry.
Anonymous No.96781531 [Report] >>96781765
>>96781518
Slightly annoyed about the pussification of modern fanbase is all
Anonymous No.96781765 [Report]
>>96781531
>racism in my fantasy?
>it's more likely than you think!

desu when you have races which literally live for hundreds of years, and then you have races which are literally made to commit evil acts
I mean, there would be a justifiable cause to be racist
Anonymous No.96783223 [Report]
>>96780670
>>96780678
I fucking love Korean MMO slop aesthetics from the early 2000s
Anonymous No.96783241 [Report] >>96783615
>>96780393
Stupid Kerillian.
Anonymous No.96783615 [Report] >>96784136 >>96787589 >>96806303 >>96821811
>>96783241
>>96780393
>Fan Kerillian: me love you long time, anon-chan~
>canon Kerillian: I hate all of you and I am only here because even my people don't want me anymore- I am also an implied serial killer and love trees more than I do humans
Anonymous No.96783761 [Report] >>96784299
I had this strange question forming in my mind
would an eldritch knight drow make more sense than a blade singer drow?
at least in Menzo we have sorcere and magthere, but there seems to be a clear distinction between fighter and wizard
wouldn't it be a bit weird to do both?
Anonymous No.96784136 [Report]
>>96783615
>I am also an implied serial killer and love trees more than I do humans
So better than a regular wood elf that would definitely be a serial killer and do grotesque things with the slain to decorate the trees.
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>>96772131
WoW deserved to be not shit, but yes
Anonymous No.96784299 [Report]
>>96783761
A bit weird, but honestly it's the kind of weird that can get you an edge in a fight as long as you keep the number of people who know down to a minimum.
Anonymous No.96784302 [Report] >>96784322 >>96784595
How many skulls/skull ornaments should adorn typical dark elf attire?
Anonymous No.96784315 [Report]
>>96765449
>all those seething replies
>nobody actually answers the question

does /tg/ even play games and think about their characters backstory?
Anonymous No.96784322 [Report]
>>96784302
lots more than that, c'mon now
Anonymous No.96784349 [Report] >>96786488 >>96787663 >>96814681
should elves have short hair in some cases or should they always have long hair?
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>>96772805
Must boop.
Will boop.
Anonymous No.96784595 [Report]
>>96784302
For Warhammer? Until it looks stupid. Then add more.
Anonymous No.96786488 [Report] >>96787560 >>96787663
>>96784349
Short haired elves are just Vulcans.
Anonymous No.96787220 [Report]
>>96784484
Please tell me this is a WIP and not a finished artwork
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>>96786488
so elves have long hair until they get into space?
Anonymous No.96787584 [Report] >>96787644 >>96803597
>>96778287
nta, City of Brass anon here. Two shopping sessions in a row? I think I have one player who would have an autistic shitfit if I "let" that happen.
>She is clean
Awesome
>straight
boo
>cooking
A warm meal lifts the spirits, though I'm surprised your GM isn't going the route of "the meat is already cooked". Then again I dunno what hellspawn you were fixin'.

>My Game
Ugh well... we might be switching to the new system next session. The new girl that replaced the old rogue has more or less ghosted us, still not sure if she was bullshitting me about IRL tragedies or just wanted to get out of it. Made up way too many back to back if that was the case.

But we gotta switch.
>The Wizard player is likely to just bail outright, he hates how casters are in PF2e and that would leave my game elfless.
>Druid player is being a cunt, might be making up excuses instead of just saying he doesn't wanna play the new system. He can't seem to understand my hesitancy to leave the party healing to the Paladin, whom I have to remind to Lay on Hands already.
>I found a solution so he could keep his medium-sized mount (he's a gnome). The new excuse is he doesn't wanna be a healbot. Dude... you basically are one in PF2e.
>Do the footwork, show him class options. And remind him he'll have a lesser staff of healing and wand of healing word.

Not heard back since I sent him that list. Been about a week. This is kinda frustrating.
Anonymous No.96787589 [Report]
>>96783615
her canon personality makes her immensely suitable for instant loss
Anonymous No.96787644 [Report]
>>96787584
Outside of that there's more elfness in my Shadowdark game. One player is a half-elf witch, and there's an NPC that could become a consistent retainer that's a ranger. Running that on off weeks is a good release valve honestly, less to worry about and prep.
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Anonymous No.96787663 [Report] >>96787674
>>96784349
>>96786488
I don't mind elves with short hair
but having long hair for a long-lived race makes sense
>hell, I am human and have long hair because I'm too lazy to go to the hairdresser
it is funny how most Drow actually canonically go to the hairdresser, despite 90% of them having long hair, guess the most dangerous enemy of the drow are split ends and badly cut bangs
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>>96787663
>it is funny how most Drow actually canonically go to the hairdresser
considering most fantasy illustrations hair dressers are very common in fantasy lands
Anonymous No.96788243 [Report]
>>96764481 (OP)

This elf family should be a meme.
Anonymous No.96789485 [Report]
Anime Space Elf: Socialist Edition
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Anonymous No.96791090 [Report]
I made quite a few of these years ago, shame the resolution is soo low
Anonymous No.96792423 [Report] >>96795028
>>96780419
Porn addiction is a made-up disease. You don't see anybody going into jack-off DTs or stripping copper wire to afford more porn.
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>>96792423
Addiction can be crippling without immediately causing one to resort to being a gypsy.
Anonymous No.96795230 [Report] >>96795384
Is Feanor the best fantasy Hitler, in a sense that, much like Hitler, Feanor did absolutely nothing wrong?
Anonymous No.96795264 [Report] >>96795335
>But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject — which should be sufficient.
Anonymous No.96795335 [Report] >>96795478
>>96795264
>But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject — which should be sufficient.
Now post letters from 1943 onwards. By the way, despite being a passive aggressive faggot, Tolkien gave the NSDAP Censors the answer they needed in order to publish him.
Anonymous No.96795384 [Report]
>>96795230
He seemed to be a bit of a cunt, but he certainly was a badass.
Anonymous No.96795478 [Report] >>96795489
>>96795335
>publishing a fantasy book about a ragtag group of multiracial heroes destroying a warmongering order-tyrant from the east
>in nationalsocialist Germany
I fail to see the problem here.
Anonymous No.96795489 [Report] >>96795501
>>96795478
>ragtag group of multiracial heroes
All the multiracials were on Sauron's side. Western side is all White.
Anonymous No.96795501 [Report] >>96795517
>>96795489
>race is just a skin color
I can see why Tolkien might be too difficult for you.
Anonymous No.96795517 [Report]
>>96795501
>disingenious faggot argues like a faggot
>is a faggot
Yes, Fellowship of the Ring is 100% White Men. Including idealized White Men and vertically challenged White Men with alcoholism problems. Frodo and Sam were White Men, too. You probably think they were gay, though.
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Anonymous No.96799329 [Report] >>96799344
>>96794095
Classic drow used to be cool. Unlike nu-flanderized drow.
Anonymous No.96799344 [Report] >>96801813
>>96799329
>nu-flanderized drow
Drow now are more diverse than they have been before
except you made a typo there and meant to write un-flanderized drow
Anonymous No.96801738 [Report] >>96801874 >>96801882 >>96802071 >>96803267 >>96803597 >>96803631 >>96804364
What is the ideal elf system of government? A monarchy?
Anonymous No.96801813 [Report] >>96801819
>>96799344
how are they diverse? they're just another flavor of elf now
Anonymous No.96801819 [Report]
>>96801813
Aren't they weird BDSM Dominatrix spider cultists?
Anonymous No.96801874 [Report]
>>96801738
Probably. Elves being so long-lived, they'd not be in any rush to change things and so they'd be mostly satisfied with things being done "how they always have been."
Dorfs would also have a strong lean towards tradition and would keep their kings, probably eventually creating a parliament to add some of their own voices as well as the king's.
Humans would be the only ones likely to go full republic on a national level.
Halflings would have a full democracy in their shires.
Orcs would continue to rule by da biggest and da strongest.
Anonymous No.96801882 [Report] >>96802215
>>96801738
>yeah let's let the son of the previous king be the king for the next 10000 years just because of the circumstances of his birth, with no regard to his actual qualifications
do monarcucks really
Anonymous No.96802071 [Report] >>96802079 >>96802711
>>96801738
Elective Monarchy like in some countries (Denmark being one)
Anonymous No.96802079 [Report] >>96802590 >>96806281
>>96802071
>Elective Monarchy
My favorite being the HRE
Anonymous No.96802215 [Report] >>96802732 >>96802925
>>96801882
>implying said heir isn't being raised to be the best king he can be
There's a reason monarchy stuck around so long — royals get the best education and training, on subjects that most have never even bothered with their entire lives, such as the matters pertaining to statecraft, for instance.
The fall to decadence and excess, which often accompanies royals, is mainly a person's fault, the system merely exposes them to potential corruption.
So, it's likely that the elven kings/queens would be preparing their children to take over their entire lives, slowly relinquishing responsibilities to them, letting them slowly build experience and expertise, until they can take over the whole realm.
They have all the time in the world to teach them the ropes and make sure they're fit to rule.
Anonymous No.96802273 [Report] >>96802657
Terrible lore of the elves of my setting, my players like it tho, I just need to actually turn it into prose at some point. Sharing because fuck it why not i've been drinking a bit and want to talk about my elves a bit.

Elves refer to themselves as The Alvarin, with Elf being to their ear a debased human corruption of it.
The first Alvarin empire ruled most of the subcontinent (my setting is isolated to a region about the size of China + the east Indies).
After a few splits and reformations inspired by the Three Kingdoms they eventually unified for real under an elven demigod.
The empire lasted nearly 100,000 years (~six elvish lifetimes).
The empire fell when the culture lost sight of their inherent superiority to their farming equipment... I mean humans. Was pulled apart due to a split between the elder traditionalists, the younger reformists, and a whole lot of humans finding out that they too could learn magic.
The Alvarin, who are called High Elves by outsiders, retreated back to a magical grove that humans can't enter without fae guides as it exists half way between the world of men and the world of the faerie.
Those elves who were cut off in the retreat became wood elves or were enslaved by the human leaders who unified the ex-slaves.
Eventually, due to disgusting intermingling, very few humans in the current era don't have at least a little elf blood in them, and those with pronounced elvish features are city elves.
City elves are basically half-elves who bred true.
Player character elves are either Wood elves only (not that ruleset I use has race entries that granular)

Pic relatively unrelated, but I did once use her as inspo for a city elf who was the local lord's liaison to the mercenary company my PCs were working for.
Anonymous No.96802590 [Report]
>>96802079
While true, the HRE no longer exists but Denmark does, which is why I chose it.
Anonymous No.96802657 [Report] >>96802711
>>96802273
Elves should not have glasses. Stop stacking fetishes
Anonymous No.96802711 [Report] >>96803114
>>96802071
Denmark isn't real and you know it anon.
>>96802657
I counter with enchanted lenses to see through illusions and magical disguises.
In a world with magic, glasses have functions other than eyesight correction.
Anonymous No.96802732 [Report]
>>96802215
>—
I know what you are!
Anonymous No.96802925 [Report] >>96803047 >>96806281
>>96802215
>There's a reason monarchy stuck around so long
entrenched power structures are hard to overturn?
Anonymous No.96803047 [Report]
>>96802925
That's one of the reasons.
The other is that, by design, the rulers are supposed to be the most equipped to rule by the virtue of receiving best education money and power can acquire.
Mind you, I said supposed to, not that they will necessarily fulfil those expectations.
Royal heirs being spoiled brats is how a monarchy can end up in a guillotine. Or fade into complete irrelevance like the brits, even before Lizzie's death.
Anonymous No.96803114 [Report]
>>96802711
IIRC, in the light novels, reception lady's glasses translate all written languages.
Anonymous No.96803267 [Report]
>>96801738
Aristocracy.
Anonymous No.96803299 [Report] >>96803365
>>96779229
They run a monopolistic dairy cartel and they refuse to disclose where all the milk comes from.
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Anonymous No.96803365 [Report]
>>96779229
>>96803299
m8 I don't think anyone is going to be wondering where the milk came from.
Anonymous No.96803597 [Report] >>96803698 >>96803698
>coomer replies to himself to simulate an interest

>>96787584
>though I'm surprised your GM isn't going the route of "the meat is already cooked". Then again I dunno what hellspawn you were fixin'
Honestly, I wish there was more emphasis on actually surviving in hell, but the DM pussied out of that. Ferris can create a loaf of bread every morning, Amy can create food and water, Arrianne can scavenge various plants, berries and bugs and has a jar of infinite raspberries. Me and Ferris player talked about how Avernus feels like Africa more than literal hell (it's just hot and there are warlords about) which kinda ruins the point of being in Hell. Most monsters we encounter are
>Humanoid with horns
>Humanoid with chains beard
>Red humanoid
>humanoid but sludgy
>humanoid with bat wings
>monke but big and scary
>(literal) hags
Only in newest sessions have we entered actually disgusting places but until now, the campaign seemed more like MadMax in Africa than actual survival

>My game
>he hates how casters are in PF2e and that would leave my game elfless
Sad and tragic.
What system you planning to switch to?

>>96801738
Juche
Anonymous No.96803631 [Report] >>96803690 >>96803819
>>96801738
Direct democracy. Only elves get to vote, of course. And you get more votes if you've been alive longer.
Every elf is too entrenched in their ways to accept any form of government where they don't (theoretically) get a say. This of course leads to lengthy (years-long) debates over issues that require immediate (like, within the month) solutions.
Anonymous No.96803690 [Report] >>96803807 >>96803819
>>96803631
>This of course leads to lengthy (years-long) debates over issues that require immediate (like, within the month) solutions.
>Bureaucracy worse then EU
Anonymous No.96803698 [Report] >>96803741
>>96803597
>MadMax in Africa
Y'know, probably not far off since the Avernus book introduced those cars.
>>96803597
>What system
I'd mentioned it before but it's Advanced 5th Edition. Yeah, built on the 5e bones but there's a lot that gets fleshed out. Odd you mention the surviving bit, since if I ran Avernus in that it'd be a lot more difficult.
>Magic can't conjure edible food and potable water until much higher level
>Not taking food and water every day will fuck you up, with Fatigue(Exhaustion) stacking every time you rest without it
>And you can't recover higher than 1 level of the above out in the wilds, only a true safe haven
All of that combined with it likely being so fucking hot in Avernus that you have to eat and drink twice as much to begin with. Though my favorite part is still that dropping unconscious in combat slaps you with stacks of exhaustion. No more yo-yoing.
Anonymous No.96803741 [Report] >>96803835
>>96803698
>All of that combined with it likely being so fucking hot in Avernus that you have to eat and drink twice as much to begin with.
If only. I actually have ranks in cooking that could be useful for the campaign and not just a willsave gimmick (the only rule we have is that if Arrianne cooks up a good breakfast, everyone has +1 to willsaves for the remainder of the day)
>Though my favorite part is still that dropping unconscious in combat slaps you with stacks of exhaustion. No more yo-yoing.
This is an excellent rule that our DM doesn't use :(

Can't wait to run my own campaign once this is done. I plan to torment my players with survival related stuff, making rangers and skillmonkeys an actually viable in the game for outofcomebat stuff. I also potentially found two new players for my table but I need to test them with a short campaign first.
Anonymous No.96803807 [Report] >>96803837
>>96803690
>after a brisk 13 year debate the elves have decided that all bottles need attached corks
Anonymous No.96803819 [Report] >>96803837 >>96803875 >>96803963
>>96803690
>Bureaucracy worse then EU
>inb4 it ends in the same totalitarian bureaucratorship
I don't think elves are retarded enough for something like that.

>>96803631
>direct democracy
How? The best I can think of is that every citizen/household gets a "voting orb" or whatever, that acts as a receiver for the voting announcement, and a transmitter for their vote on the issue.
Anything else would be an unholy mess the likes of early US, with their ass-backwards retarded multi-stage voting system. Those nitwits can't even elect a president without causing an incident.
Actually, how centralized would an elf kingdom/empire/whatever would even be?
Anonymous No.96803835 [Report] >>96803969
>>96803741
>my own campaign
That'll be fun to hear after-session reports of!
>Survival Stuff
It's another thing this new system tries to do better. Traveling is more relevant, there are defined rules for challenges the party might run into. Activities they can choose to do, one of which includes Cooking which will reduce the supplies needed to feed the party, and give an extra hit dice per day on a critical success.

My plan is to cut up bigger areas, with one overall Region in mind (think a desert), but have them need to deal with if it's more mountainous or forested. There's one they could pass through, once they planar hop, that is a jungle where the trees and foliage are made of metal and the environment is acrid, nearly inhospitable. Though there are places in that realm where real foliage grows.
Anonymous No.96803837 [Report] >>96803908
>>96803807
>>96803819
>Due to the urgency of an orc invasion, we decided to form a discussion group on how to form a conversation around what kind of decision can be made about said orc invasion.
Anonymous No.96803875 [Report] >>96803989 >>96804003
>>96803819
>I don't think elves are retarded enough for something like that
You will notice in these kinds of threads that people are more concerned with always pointing at flaws in whatever elf institutions. Instead of thinking of creative and clever ways to combine the long lifespan and other advantages of elves to create a government that benefits them.
Sure, they aren't perfect and conflicts are important to tell stories. But these fictional worlds also need to be believable. And elves that are just dysfunctional are not that.

As a result, you often see people arguing that their long lifespan would be some kind of detriment. Instead of elves using said long lifespan in ways that make sense for them. And they are also intelligent beings, so they might find the flaws within their systems themselves and work on solutions. Just like we humans do.

For instance, anons are quick to point out how elves holding positions for centuries would stifle progress. When elves would realize that as well and would likely implement temporary positions, rotating positions or voting systems. Or legal rulings to abolish certain people from positions based on their actions. So that a violent uprising is not needed (as often).

Or right now "hur dur elves take centuries to make decisions", as if time actually slows down around them. They are smart, they know that sometimes, you need to act NOW.
Anonymous No.96803908 [Report] >>96803930
>>96803837
If only someone would tell those dorks that you can't stop orks with red tape…
Imagine smuggling an ork or two into the council chamber to "expedite" the negotiations.
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Anonymous No.96803930 [Report]
>>96803908
>completely illegal, sancioned, scorn upon and environmentally unfriendly orc invasion
Anonymous No.96803963 [Report]
>>96803819
>Actually, how centralized would an elf kingdom/empire/whatever would even be?
I have no idea if there is ever a tendency for a ruler ruling for a long time to centralize power more than rulers, or ruling houses, that rule for a short time. It seems to me, that any ruling faction will attempt to centralize as much control as possible, doesn't matter if elf, human, dwarf or whatever. However, decentralization is something that can befall any nation or kingdom. And sorry for the non-answer, but I think that depends overall on the actual structure of the nation, kingdom or empire in question. And also what means are available to organize and govern it, and communicate with other parties (it's far easier to maintain control of a far-away region if you can communicate with the local ruler, for example by telephone, or magic).
Anonymous No.96803969 [Report] >>96804061
>>96803835
I just gonna dump them on various empty islands where they will be force to forage for food and water but the biggest goal will be equipment maintenance and, most importantly, ship maintenance. The plan is for proper ship-maintaining ports to be very rare, so the players will either be forced to sail in a weak but easily-maintained ship or get a bigger vessel but with a more limited option of ports to properly park it in.
Anonymous No.96803989 [Report] >>96804018
>>96803875
I honestly can't even see elves past a certain age even caring much about government.
Everyone's got their own projects, hobbies, their old First Kingdom-old manor could use a new coat of paint…
I envision it as something like this:
>a bunch of young elven "adventurers"
Read: elves at "learning about the world" and "getting it out of your system" phases, where "it" could be anything, from a desire for change and seeing it NOW, to fucking everything that moves.
>relatively-young adult elves that make up the majority of politically-active elves
Still young to desire change, but mature enough to know it takes time and effort to enact them.
>"mature" elves that still keep in touch with how the empire/kingdom is doing
Folks that take time off their own stuff to help out, usually by taking on apprentices or teaching in universities, elven or not.
>elders
Practically hermits that rarely crawl out of their towers, and those that do may bring out with them something world-altering, good or bad.

The older an elf gets, the more they focus on their own devices, leaving the worldly matters to the young and eager for change.
Meanwhile, since elves are immortal and, thus, unlikely to develop conditions like dementia or Alzheimer's, I don't think they'd get too ornery, which is partly caused by organic degradation.
Think of it like this: old elves have already proven everything, both to themselves and others, and don't have such a need for validation. Now they seek fulfilment through their craft, or whatever it is they do.
Being sensible adults they are, they step aside and let the next generations take the scene, acting as guides or mentors to help them when they stumble or fall short.

So, with all this in mind, a political system would likely encompass mostly the younger generations, while seeking counsel on pertinent matters with the wise elders, who live in their own world, perhaps literally if it's a high magic setting.
Anonymous No.96804003 [Report]
>>96803875
>Or right now "hur dur elves take centuries to make decisions", as if time actually slows down around them. They are smart, they know that sometimes, you need to act NOW.
This is precisely why the enlightened elfocracy keeps those petty human kingdoms around. Friendly client states to get their hands dirty doing wars and such, all for a few measly elven trinkets.
Anonymous No.96804018 [Report] >>96804082
>>96803989
Sure, that's a reasonable take. Elves would probably favour a government that largely leaves them alone and allows them to just do that. They are probably more concerned about local politics that affect them directly than voting on stuff that has no effect on them but is bothersome for others. That's why some kind of aristocracy or monarchy with democratic elements on the local scale would make sense for me. Local rulers are expected to uphold the laws and protect the people, and the king is expected to protect the people from outside forces and maintain diplomatic ties with other nations. I pay my taxes, leave me alone, I got some divination studies to do, just keep the streets clean.

On the contrary, large political institutions that amass a lot of power and bother people all over the place, seems like an overly human thing to do. The idea to extend myself over an institution to gather power and bother other people. That's like a cope for short-lived races.
Anonymous No.96804061 [Report] >>96804114
>>96803969
Oh man that's right, A5E has a (simple) system for item durability too. Tied into a bunch of other stuff, like sacrificing a shield to negate a crit and expanding on the various toolkits or that some types of armor are vulnerable to crits of specific damage types.

But their ocean journey could have interesting problems. 50ish NPCs all eating supplies on the ship on top of the party, the need to stop to get more food and clean water. The slow chipping away at the sailors resolve in the heroic quest when they'd much rather go back home.

I got a handful of sea critters for them to maybe run into. Young sea serpents, ocean Chimera (shark, narwhal, lobster), and worse things if they decide to travel through more open ocean.

I am honestly really excited for the next part. Just hoping the Scheduling Boss doesn't get in the way.
Anonymous No.96804082 [Report] >>96804095 >>96804099
>>96804018
This feels more like a collection of cooperating Families, than a monarchy.
Something like an overgrown tribal structure, but much more refined.
Perhaps something between a tribal, and a feudal structure?
Anonymous No.96804095 [Report] >>96804146
>>96804082
>Something like an overgrown tribal structure, but much more refined.
Non-zero chance that the elven equivalent to cavemen are still running around, or at least sitting in rocking chairs in the shade. They probably established that tribal structure themselves.
Anonymous No.96804099 [Report]
>>96804082
>This feels more like a collection of cooperating Families, than a monarchy
This sounds like an aristocracy to me, but I'm not inclined to argue about definitions right now. Which includes the tiresome discussion about what actually feudalism is.
Anonymous No.96804114 [Report] >>96804192 >>96804192 >>96804192
>>96804061
>50ish NPCs all eating supplies on the ship on top of the party
Kek, you wish. For the first couple of chapters of campaign (probably till lvl6) they wont be able to get a ship that can run a crew bigger than 8. I think 20-25 crew will be tops I plan for them for a "bigger" ship options later in the game just so they don't end up micromanaging the characters on the ship into forever.
>A5E has a (simple) system for item durability too.
I think 3.5e hardness system works flawlessly, especially if your throw monsters at them with powerful sunder attacks.

>I got a handful of sea critters for them to maybe run into. Young sea serpents, ocean Chimera (shark, narwhal, lobster), and worse things if they decide to travel through more open ocean.
That's all planned. Subnautica gave me tons of inspirations for semi-submerged cave systems that would work as dungeons so swim checks, fort saves for holding breath, navigation and spatial awareness will be key. Also one PC wants to play a ranger so some kind of amphibian sharkdog would be very useful. Water really does give tons of options for encounters, including the Z axis movement, especially with creatures that can dive and swim at the same time.
Anonymous No.96804146 [Report] >>96804167
>>96804095
I recall playing a high elf barbarian, Path of the Zealot. The schtick was he'd been buried in some near forgotten tomb, a literal "break glass in case of emergency" kinda hero. But it had been so long since he'd been entombed the elves were shocked at how uncivilized and brutish he was. We ran into a wood elf hermit that had been a boy when my character was laid to rest, beard down to the ground.
Anonymous No.96804167 [Report] >>96804198
>>96804146
That sounds pretty fun.
Anonymous No.96804192 [Report] >>96818548
>>96804114
>Z axis
Too many GMs fear it. Whether the water or sky it adds a fun element to encounters. Though can be a little tricky to do right in a VTT.

>>96804114
>hardness system
I think the way they handle it is a vehicles hardness is its AC. So the big greek galley they'll be in just ignores anything less than 15 damage. Just enough that the smaller serpents can whittle away at it, though with the chimera the danger is it climbing up onto the ship on the big crab legs it has.

>>96804114
>"bigger" ship

Mind they won't be in command of the thing, unless the captain dies somehow. They'll be the last survivors of a naval assault, the city the current chapter is in wanting vengeance against the cult. But they'll be humbled by an encounter with the Sultan of Efreet using a Wish to pull a Thunder Bringer+Ruthlessness on them. Which NPCs survive are gonna be left up to chance, the ship they'll be on at the time might not even survive
Anonymous No.96804198 [Report]
>>96804167
Didn't get too far into the game sadly, but did get to have that moment when the party was shocked they didn't need a diamond to bring him back. Until then IC it had a very "Why are you so reckless?!" thing going on.
Anonymous No.96804207 [Report] >>96806314
>>96764481 (OP)
Would you be comfortable if your GM's personal setting took a cue from hentai and had its elves be all women who reproduce non-sexually, but can reproduce sexually as an alternative?
Anonymous No.96804212 [Report] >>96804231 >>96804261 >>96804845
>quick, the thread is talking about too much games!
>make some garbage pornbrain post to distract them!
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Anonymous No.96804231 [Report] >>96804246
>>96804212
The OP picture has a crop from a hentai cg in it.
Anonymous No.96804246 [Report]
>>96804231
I know, and I deemed it the better idea to just don't point it out.
Anonymous No.96804261 [Report] >>96804460 >>96804498
>>96804212
This. Paid well poisoners are so fucking obvious.
Anonymous No.96804364 [Report]
>>96801738
A Democracy like it was in ancient Greece and Republican Rome. Not modern gay democracy, of course.
Anonymous No.96804460 [Report] >>96804480 >>96808914
>>96804261
You know "Elf" comes from Germanic "Alb" meaning White, right? This Mongol-Arab rapebaby has no business calling himself an Elf, or being in what looks like Northern Europe in the first place.
Anonymous No.96804480 [Report] >>96804498
>>96804460
There are some pornographic depictions of elves in this thread you could be upset about.
Anonymous No.96804498 [Report]
>>96804480
I scrolled down past them at lightspeed and this
>>96804261
abomination is right there, so I choose to be upset about presenting offspring of Mongol on Arab rape as "Elves" in what looks like Scandinavia or Northern Russia.
Anonymous No.96804511 [Report]
Hypocrite.
Anonymous No.96804845 [Report]
>>96804212
>i-is that... a post I don't like!?!?!
>AAAAAA SAVE ME JANNYMAN I CAN'T POST! I CAN'T POST!
Anonymous No.96804851 [Report] >>96805398
>I can't post
But I just did?
Anonymous No.96804891 [Report] >>96804904 >>96805900
Don't make me tap the sign.
Gas the glowniggers.
Anonymous No.96804904 [Report]
>>96804891
>Gas the glowniggers.
That's too lenient. They should be sentenced to hard labour in deep Siberia, to have a plenty of time to reflect upon their actions.
Anonymous No.96805398 [Report] >>96805437
>>96804851
Clearly you can't post about games because the evil coomers are projecting their coomfield over you by posting elf tits
Anonymous No.96805437 [Report] >>96808278
>>96805398
That is not the issue, dishonest anon.
Anonymous No.96805900 [Report]
>>96804891
Fits puckee and his spam
Anonymous No.96806281 [Report]
>>96802925
NTA, but modern governments are literally more undemocratic than traditional monarchy. Even a 5% increase in the tax of the people caused a revolt back in the past. Now the state is constantly crushing the low echelons of society and benefiting subhuman billionaires.

Elves would have some sort of decentralized democracy like >>96802079 says in the HRE or the Roman Republic. But having "current flavor" of democracy is for short-term races who enjoy getting fucked each 4 years.
Anonymous No.96806303 [Report]
>>96783615
Kerillian confesses she actually likes Kruber and respects Sienna
Anonymous No.96806314 [Report]
>>96804207
>Aoi Nagisa
I KNEEL
Anonymous No.96808278 [Report] >>96808380
>>96805437
it's your problem if you choose to feed the troll instead of scrolling past and engaging with the conversation you want to see.
The truth seems to be that backseat jannies and hall monitors have nothing to contribute and instead try to police everyone else
Anonymous No.96808339 [Report] >>96809391 >>96810225 >>96812570 >>96812871
what do elves that aren't really cut out for a office job end up doing instead?
Anonymous No.96808380 [Report] >>96809226 >>96811605
>>96808278
>it's your problem if you choose to feed the troll instead of scrolling past and engaging with the conversation you want to see
You don't know how anonymous posting works. I was one of the anons engaging in the elf government discussion before that.
We would have less backseat jannies if actual jannies did some work. But you are also more concerned about people complaining than what they complain about, which means that you might as well have no interest in keeping these threads clean of any filth, shitposting and porn.
We can also do this meta-discussion through the whole thread, killing it. Which is something that you are very eager to do, apparently. Despite your complaints about "backseat jannies".
Anonymous No.96808914 [Report]
>>96804460
you know birch trees have an extensive native range that includes parts of asia, right?
Anonymous No.96809226 [Report]
>>96808380
>We would have less backseat jannies if actual jannies did some work
Jannies are the ones managing botspam and sinking real threads
Anonymous No.96809391 [Report]
>>96808339
OnlyElves
Anonymous No.96810225 [Report] >>96811888
>>96808339
if they didn't leave the office life to get married to an adventuring entrepreneur, then probably magic tricks where men with money appreciate the art, and there's always a place for elves at the cookie factory
Anonymous No.96811605 [Report] >>96812322
>>96808380
>I was one of the anons engaging in the elf government discussion before that.
so why did you stop when you saw tits just to start feeding the troll? Is this some thing people on reddit do to virtue signal and bring attention to the mods so they can delete things they don't like?
Anonymous No.96811888 [Report]
>>96810225
>adventuring entrepreneur
Fucking adventuring bros trying to sell me on their next crypt expedition that will totally grant ten times the investment without issue
Anonymous No.96812322 [Report]
>>96811605
>so why did you stop when you saw tits just to start feeding the troll
Because the other anon didn't reply to my post. Which is fine, a discussion doesn't need to go on forever.
Have you actually tried reading the thread?
Anonymous No.96812570 [Report]
>>96808339
gas station nightshifts
now generate me this elf being robbed at a gas station
Thanks
Anonymous No.96812871 [Report] >>96825472
>>96808339
>ugh... no Anon I don't care how much you'll pay I'm not dressing up as Olga Discordia
Anonymous No.96814681 [Report]
>>96784349
I always prefered short hair so I give the cute women in my stories short hair
Anonymous No.96815771 [Report] >>96816019 >>96817630
Where do I join the fight with the Elven Liberation Front?
Anonymous No.96816019 [Report] >>96816378 >>96816405
>>96815771
Needs to be pure elf to join, sorry anon.
Anonymous No.96816378 [Report] >>96816827
>>96816019
I am pure elf, pure wood elf
Anonymous No.96816405 [Report]
>>96816019
>Needs to be pure elf
How very liberal of you to accept all kinds of elves
Anonymous No.96816827 [Report]
>>96816378
Don't you have a Bretonnian to kill and eat?
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Anonymous No.96817630 [Report]
>>96815771
reasons for joining?
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Anonymous No.96818548 [Report]
>>96804192
>hardness
I'll just take it as damage reduction
>Which NPCs survive are gonna be left up to chance, the ship they'll be on at the time might not even survive
Nice. Humbling players is necessary step in any campaign lest they become too greedy.
Anonymous No.96818674 [Report] >>96819331
>>96818524
You'd have to get your hands on some Eldar ears first, and good luck with that.
Anonymous No.96819331 [Report]
>>96818674
I'll find a way
Anonymous No.96820306 [Report]
>>96787381
cute dark elves (that are not for rape)
Anonymous No.96820349 [Report]
Rolled 3 (1d10)

I want Mad Max elves fighting one another for the last scraps of lumber in a dying ecosystem
Anonymous No.96820593 [Report] >>96823822 >>96825970
I want sexy brown space elfs conquering the galaxy.
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Anonymous No.96821811 [Report] >>96822126
>>96783615
Worse than that. It's all but outright stated that she's responsible for Ubersreik falling after leading an ambush on reinforcements from Nuln going to Ubersreik.
Anonymous No.96821812 [Report] >>96823892
I like the idea of a maid/butler elf, in a non-coomer way. A noble immortal creature that for one reason or another serves humans over multiple generations, be it because it was cast of from their own kingdom in a fantasy setting or is one of those urban elves in a modern fantasy setting that treats a job they're going to do for a decade or two as a temporary side gig.

And then they spend the next century either serving one family and bonding with them, seeing new generations being born and seeing them off before moving on, or one that switches their employers every few years but bonds with other working people.
Anonymous No.96821949 [Report] >>96822005 >>96822281 >>96823295
I challenge the Eldar to have a normal not-dick shaped helmet
Anonymous No.96822005 [Report] >>96822012
>>96821949
Denied.
Anonymous No.96822012 [Report] >>96822060
>>96822005
Please just have a normal fucking combat helmet
Anonymous No.96822060 [Report]
>>96822012
No.
Anonymous No.96822126 [Report]
>>96821811
Kerillian has to die and if you disagree you're a filthy traitor of the wood elves
Anonymous No.96822281 [Report] >>96824277
>>96821949
The helmets are the best part about their aesthetic you utter fucking pleb.
Anonymous No.96823295 [Report] >>96825472
>>96821949
WF high elves are worse, but both look significantly better without literal dickheads
Anonymous No.96823822 [Report]
>>96820593
I got a space adventure setting where the youngest type of elf are sexy brown elves who are known explorers, settlers and conquerors. They tend to have strained relationships with their galactic neighbors to say the least
Anonymous No.96823892 [Report]
>>96821812
Same but I think elves are better like mistresses of many loyal to death generation of human maids. They have been serving the elf by a few family lines now.
Anonymous No.96824277 [Report]
>>96822281
as usual, 3rd edition had the strongest aesthetic.
Anonymous No.96824547 [Report] >>96824647
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Anonymous No.96824647 [Report]
>>96824547
Neat
Anonymous No.96825472 [Report]
>>96812871
pic
>>96823295
yeah but the drip goes harder in Warhammer Fantasy because they arent weargin latex, almost skin tight armor
Anonymous No.96825970 [Report]
>>96820593
I want sexy brown space elves conquered
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Anonymous No.96826947 [Report] >>96829084
Mauls, hammers and maces don't seem like very elven weapons
Anonymous No.96829024 [Report] >>96829071 >>96829332 >>96830085 >>96832368
Has anyone actually read these books? Would elven rural south even work as a game setting?
Anonymous No.96829071 [Report]
>>96829024
I'm sure someone has, and no
Anonymous No.96829084 [Report] >>96829529
>>96826947
Counterpoint: ______
I actually don't have one, you are right.
Elves should have some use for axes (the hippie tree-nigger elves that don't hurt no wood are lame, if you are forester, an axe is useful). But maces and clubs? I can see them using long sticks with mace-heads at the end. Like a two-handed kind.
But not these overly heavy fantasy hammers. Not because elves can't have the strength to wield them, it's just a very unelfy way of wielding a weapon.
Anonymous No.96829332 [Report] >>96829339
>>96829024
Why the fuck would someone read that?
Anonymous No.96829339 [Report]
>>96829332
bile fascination?
Anonymous No.96829529 [Report]
>>96829084
>hippie tree-nigger elves that don't hurt no wood
Anyone who actually cares about woods knows that you do have to cut the dead or sick trees sometimes.
If you don't, they will eventually become tinder for the forest fire that'll wipe out more than anyone ever could manage in a lifetime.
If anything, forest elves should be as harsh and pragmatic as nature itself, to the point of seeming utterly alien to everyone.
Forest elves would absolutely have uses for axes.
Maces need metal, which is hard to come by in a forest, but clubs should be easy enough to carve out of wood.
A small cudgel could come in handy to knock people out to throw them out of the forest, rather than killing them.
Anonymous No.96829831 [Report] >>96830364 >>96830447 >>96831088 >>96831395
Elven cum has magical properties and is used in mana and health potions
Is this an original idea?
Anonymous No.96829936 [Report]
>>96778013
Dwarf too flat, would not bang.
Anonymous No.96830085 [Report]
>>96829024
>Has anyone actually read these books?
Someone has to have, but this is the sort of AI-churnned TikTok slop that's made for
>Would elven rural south even work as a game setting?
Probably not. The "rural South" isn't that special or interesting of a setting unless you have something interesting to say, and frankly the sort of people who want to shoehorn it into fantasy typically doesn't. The "redneck elf" idea usually comes from attempts to modernize existing wood elf archetypes.
Anonymous No.96830364 [Report]
>>96829831
>Is this an original idea?
No it's not.
Anonymous No.96830447 [Report]
>>96829831
>elf healslut supporting the party.jpg
Anonymous No.96831088 [Report]
>>96829831
>Is this an original idea?
Everyone thinks you drink jizz, Anon
Anonymous No.96831395 [Report] >>96831820
>>96829831
>Is this an original idea?
No.

But you should look up "Elven Nectars" on AO3.
Anonymous No.96831820 [Report]
>>96831395
>futa
>interspecies
ewwww
Anonymous No.96832368 [Report] >>96832462
>>96829024
>Would elven rural south even work as a game setting?
yes.
Anonymous No.96832462 [Report] >>96832490 >>96832755
>>96832368
Explain how
Anonymous No.96832490 [Report] >>96832561 >>96832786
>>96832462
Drows.
Anonymous No.96832561 [Report] >>96832786
>>96832490
The deep south aren't commies
Anonymous No.96832586 [Report] >>96832616 >>96832818
I need pictures of elf paladins for my upcoming game
Anonymous No.96832616 [Report]
>>96832586
I got you
Anonymous No.96832755 [Report]
>>96832462
you got your rich elven landowning aristocrats that wear white suits and drink mint juleps. You got your wood elf hicks in the forests and mountains and your dark elf gentlemen rogues
Anonymous No.96832786 [Report]
>>96832490
>>96832561
Drow would be voodoo elves living mostly deep in de swamps, workin dey magick for whoever pay dem enough.
Anonymous No.96832818 [Report]
>>96832586
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>>96833936
>>96833936
>>96833936
Anonymous No.96834409 [Report] >>96835907
You can actually talk about elves in different settings without a picture, this is normal.
Anonymous No.96835907 [Report] >>96840758
>>96834409
well, what do you want to talk about?
Anonymous No.96840758 [Report]
>>96835907
tactical elf tactics would be cool, but it's awkward when there's two elf threads