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Anonymous No.96769553 >>96769578 >>96769768 >>96769968
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Previous thread:
>>96766313

>Thread Question
Do you own any 3rd party proxy minis?
Anonymous No.96769578
>>96769553 (OP)
>TQ
No. 3rd party is fine but I don't like using them.
Anonymous No.96769587
god i hate elves
Anonymous No.96769598
god i hate dwarves
Anonymous No.96769601
god i hate humans
Anonymous No.96769614
god i love
Anonymous No.96769616 >>96769643
god i hate tau
Anonymous No.96769620 >>96769629 >>96769679 >>96769811 >>96769911 >>96770206 >>96770279 >>96770474 >>96770492 >>96771615 >>96771760 >>96771790 >>96774419
Post models!!!!
Yours, someone elses, WIPS, games, collections, armies
Anything
Anonymous No.96769628 >>96769666 >>96771837
I think once I'm done with DG I'm moving onto Orks. I fucking love these green fuckers man.
Anonymous No.96769629 >>96769632
>>96769620
I've been sock so haven't finished my WIP grog metal warlocks
Anonymous No.96769632 >>96769708
>>96769629
Post the wip then!
Anonymous No.96769638 >>96769721 >>96770390
is this a good box to start a CSM force
Anonymous No.96769643
>>96769616
>by the emperor I hate the Tau
Anonymous No.96769650 >>96769667
Anonymous No.96769651 >>96769682
kick elves in the knee
punch elves
pick elves up by their ears and swing them around
hand milk big blue tau mammaries into a tin bucket
ram into elves with a land raider
blast elves with a lascannon
tie elves to a rocket and launch them into the sun
Anonymous No.96769666 >>96770578
>>96769628
You like Orks, but what about the big 'uns?
(Not mine)
Anonymous No.96769667 >>96769678
>>96769650
>is wearing more clothes than the original models
Anonymous No.96769678
>>96769667
Yet still looks good.
The new models are a shame
Anonymous No.96769679 >>96769692 >>96770117
>>96769620
Recently finished this big cock, trying to finish the decals on my templars after work if life permits it
Anonymous No.96769682
>>96769651
Hey boss what was that middle one
Anonymous No.96769692 >>96769741
>>96769679
based, look at all that trim.
Anonymous No.96769693 >>96769707 >>96769725 >>96769731 >>96769772
Actually getting excited for 11th now, do you think female marines will be in the launch box? Loving how GW are dunking on /pol/tards with this though, the amount of seeth over some neutral language has been hilarious. The melt down in 11th will be delicious.
Anonymous No.96769707 >>96769757
>>96769693
Fuck offff
I don't want to talk about female marines again I want to see cool models
Anonymous No.96769708 >>96769714
>>96769632
Here they are
Anonymous No.96769712 >>96769722 >>96769737
feel cute might do my EC chaos sorc kitbash tonight
Anonymous No.96769714
>>96769708
Excellent, the one on the right looks like a redhead with a ponytail
Love them
Anonymous No.96769721 >>96769817
>>96769638
Yes, personally I'd rather have Chosen or Terminators as part of an army box rather than the fiend & Lord Discordant but it's a good start.
Anonymous No.96769722 >>96769761 >>96769785 >>96769826
>>96769712
You absolutely should. I'm going to bed but I expect to see it when I wake up.
Anonymous No.96769725 >>96769784
>>96769693
It would be suicide for their brand but that's kinda par for the course for the british. If it happens I'll retreat into my grog cave and pretend the last 10 years never happened.
Anonymous No.96769731 >>96769736 >>96769745 >>96769750 >>96769812
>>96769693
I don't see the change.
Anonymous No.96769736 >>96769743
>>96769731
It's chud sloptubers trying to drum up controversy again, remember when they all went mad over wraithbone based on 3 words?
Anonymous No.96769737 >>96769785
>>96769712
dew eet
Anonymous No.96769741
>>96769692
Thanks! Honestly I find the forgefiends/maulerfiends much more of a hassle
Anonymous No.96769743 >>96769749
>>96769736
>wraithbone
What?
Anonymous No.96769745 >>96769776
>>96769731
"These men who give of themselves to me" is gone and the god emperor of mankind is now the emperor of humankind
Anonymous No.96769748
Itโ€™s gotta be Ultramarines or Assault Terminators next Sunday right?
Anonymous No.96769749 >>96769788
>>96769743
The eldar codex said wraith one is grown from ores or something and sloptubers made 187373636 clickbait videos over it
Anonymous No.96769750
>>96769731
these men who give themselves to me
Anonymous No.96769757 >>96769779 >>96769960
>>96769707
What was your painting process like? I notice the inner parts of the wings are of a darker shade, did you airbrush it first then painted the trim with a brush? I would dread spilling the bronze paint when you have nice a nice transition from dark red to brighter red.
Anonymous No.96769760 >>96769796 >>96769939
What even is a sloptuber
Anonymous No.96769761 >>96769819
>>96769722
Please tell me you own a nightlords thong please
Anonymous No.96769768 >>96769770 >>96769788 >>96770356
>>96769553 (OP)
Iโ€™m too stupid to make my own decisions, what colour should I make his robes?
Anonymous No.96769770 >>96769780 >>96769792
>>96769768
Orange and teal
Anonymous No.96769772
>>96769693
All but confirmed at this point, the typical vocal minority will be triggered as per usual, same old shit just like primaris

They dont buy 40k though so GW has no need to cater to those weirdos
Anonymous No.96769776
>>96769745
Oh shit, you're right. We are entering levels of mainstream and normie pandering like we've never seen it before.

How long till the skulls disappear? The aquila replaced with the double headed eagle?
China doesn't like skulls.
Anonymous No.96769779
>>96769757
Wha?
Anonymous No.96769780
>>96769770
Thatโ€™s the one option I wonโ€™t do.
Anonymous No.96769782 >>96769799
I feel like it's functionally impossible to make the Tau 'scary' because if they're beating you then they'll be too far away for you to even see or shoot back at, and the viewers already know that getting captured by them is just about the best thing that can happen to you in the 40k verse.
Anonymous No.96769784 >>96769865 >>96769929
>>96769725
>It would be suicide for their brand
How when its the most requested thing for the last 3 editions? Its the most common conversion too.
Anonymous No.96769785
>>96769722
>>96769737
k imma get my bits box out
Anonymous No.96769788 >>96769798 >>96769828 >>96769837
>>96769749
Where was wraithbone from before?

>>96769768
What colors are you giving him?

My DAs have tan/sand robes, with purple tabards, except for the inner circle (DW, chaplains and companions), which are green.
Anonymous No.96769792 >>96769801
>>96769770
What's wrong with orange and teal, I think it looks cool. Also is orange a bitch paint to apply like whites?
Anonymous No.96769796 >>96769809 >>96769821
>>96769760
far right fascists like Arch, Pontius etc. They exist on rage and misery and get angry at every new update gamesworkshop make because ragebait sells and they dont understand the lore or setting
Anonymous No.96769798 >>96769806
>>96769788
Wraithbone used to be grown psychically, it still is but from some base resource.
Anonymous No.96769799
>>96769782
T'au aren't supposed to look scary on the surface: they are based on Military interventionism, the guise of a "greater good" means they cannot look scary.
Anonymous No.96769801 >>96769809 >>96770349
>>96769792
Its way worse than white. Like significantly so.
Anonymous No.96769806 >>96769816
>>96769798
Yeah I understand the shitstorm, that cheapens wraithbones, they should have made another inferior material or something, or just not touch it.
Is there a good reason why they made this change?
Anonymous No.96769809
>>96769796
Literally no idea who these are.

>>96769801
I've found orange okay to paint for fire dragons, over wraithbone primer
Anonymous No.96769811
>>96769620
my 2 most recent storm speeders and a corvus blackstar im working on slowly painting
Anonymous No.96769812 >>96769818
>>96769731
GW removed or changed entire phrases that involve the words men, muscle, guns, and mankind
Anonymous No.96769816 >>96769834
>>96769806
It's a throwaway line in a fluff blurb in the codex
Anonymous No.96769817 >>96769827
>>96769721
that isnt a fiend
Anonymous No.96769818 >>96769834 >>96769836
>>96769812
stop posting this every single thread nobody gives a fuck about your false outrage /v/ermin
Anonymous No.96769819 >>96769826
>>96769761
No comment
Anonymous No.96769821 >>96769829
>>96769796
Call them what you want. They're not wrong
Anonymous No.96769826 >>96769850
>>96769722
>>96769819
you're that south american furry femboy artist who also paints NL
Anonymous No.96769827
>>96769817
Whatever it is, I do not care for it no matter how good or bad it is on the table.
Anonymous No.96769828 >>96769837 >>96769844
>>96769788
Anonymous No.96769829 >>96769941
>>96769821
Arch has never been correct, he's a literal tourist grifter who hates the game and has admitted as much
Then when people dredged that quote up he started lying about owning a 4k point skaven army that he's never shown off
Anonymous No.96769834 >>96769864
>>96769816
I expected more, forgot it's GW we're talking about.
>>96769818
I do care, that's why I asked what changed.
Attention whore.
Anonymous No.96769836
>>96769818
Its not /v/, these people are literal /pol/ nazis. They join /tg/ everytime some fake outrage hits youtube that literally no one cares about, then these tourists pretend they've played 40k since 3rd edition.

For the 1000000th time, its fascists ruining another hobby
Anonymous No.96769837
>>96769828
>>96769788
Fuck. I left out the text. Main colours a red and green with gold trim. Iโ€™ve been doing one of each colour for my bladeguard. Trying to make them all look different. I lost one and have to replace him now.
Anonymous No.96769844 >>96769859 >>96769897 >>96770568
>>96769828
I did not expect it to be you sallyanon.
How about black with a magna cracks motif?

Pic unrelated, just cool table ideas.
Anonymous No.96769847 >>96769860 >>96769875
remember that gw makes decisions years in advance before the customer sees anything.
with the timescales fucking corpos salivate over, we could be in for a rough ride
Anonymous No.96769850
>>96769826
Shush
Anonymous No.96769853 >>96769871
Does anyone have a 1-100 roll chart for marines chapter?
Anonymous No.96769856 >>96770018
What army do you like the fluff for but would never collect, and why?
Anonymous No.96769858 >>96769868 >>96769906 >>96770022 >>96770037 >>96770044
I don't really get the female marines thing. The Sisters of Battle already exist and they're honestly cooler anyway. There's already a girl's club and a boy's club and there's nothing wrong with that.

And honestly, a male SoB would be worse than a female marine, since the original reason that only guys became marines was a technological limitation. They needed male physiology to accept the gene-seed. But that can be overcome through technology of improving the gene-seed process. So hypothetically female marines could exist as soon as the technology allows it.
But a male Sister should always remain impossible in my opinion since it's an actual in-universe law that says the church cannot have men-at-arms. So there's an actual rule against it, whereas the male only marines was just a limitation that can be overcome. So I'm not 100% against female marines, but I am 100% against male Sisters.

That being said, I would personally just leave it all alone. There's no need to change anything.
Anonymous No.96769859 >>96769871
>>96769844
Like a brighter version of the second guy form the left?
Anonymous No.96769860 >>96769869 >>96769878
>>96769847
Actually corpos operate on a 3 year cycle at best, we are in a short term society (see: upper class).
So if they change course now we only have 3 more years of this.
You know, IF, they change course.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Anonymous No.96769864
>>96769834
>attention whore
we don't sign our posts here
Anonymous No.96769865 >>96769906
>>96769784
>the most requested thing
By gays and women maybe.
Anonymous No.96769868
>>96769858
GW will only do it if itโ€™ll gain them more customers than they lose.
Anonymous No.96769869 >>96769882 >>96769894 >>96769927
>>96769860
>So if they change course now we only have 3 more years of this.
If they change course about what? What happened?
Anonymous No.96769871 >>96769880 >>96769884 >>96769887 >>96769891
>>96769859
Second guy on the left is fire motif, not magma/lava. But yeah along those lines.

>>96769853
I thought I could link .pdf but I can't; I have an old SM chart, how can I give it to you?
Anonymous No.96769875 >>96769905
>>96769847
So when space marine 2 was coming out, they unironically thought there would be no point in giving 1ksons anything?
Anonymous No.96769877
Sloptubers absolutely desperate for ad revenue I see
Anonymous No.96769878
>>96769860
even if you were right on 3 years, you aren't going to bandaid anything instantly.
Anonymous No.96769880
>>96769871
Cool Iโ€™ll give it a try.
Anonymous No.96769882
>>96769869
Femarines.
Anonymous No.96769884 >>96769892
>>96769871
PDFs have been disallowed since the sharty hack, as they were the source of the hack (due to the mods never updating their PHP engine past 2015 lel)
Anonymous No.96769887 >>96769901
>>96769871
Upload it to catbox.
PDF upload was how the site got hacked so they disabled it
Anonymous No.96769891 >>96769901
>>96769871
upload it to catbox.moe
Anonymous No.96769892
>>96769884
Oh so that's what happened. Welp
Anonymous No.96769894
>>96769869
It's a nothingburger
Anonymous No.96769897 >>96770150
>>96769844
>mfw the degenerate liars of the community are "muh no practicals' and happily swallowed JJ's cock and false advertisement
Anonymous No.96769901 >>96769958
>>96769891
>>96769887
https://files.catbox.moe/x5qw7b.pdf

I've never used it, let me know if it works.
Anonymous No.96769903 >>96769930
Where do you guys look for third party bits? I'm specifically looking for Eldar/elf heads, but the only place I could think of to look was Etsy. I figure there gotta be more dedicated websites to such things out there
Anonymous No.96769905
>>96769875
how long did chaos marines last with one wound on table top again?22htg
Anonymous No.96769906 >>96769928 >>96769935 >>96769969 >>96769976 >>96769978 >>96769992 >>96770610
>>96769858
>The Sisters of Battle already exist
Space Marines arent sisters, they are different, tourist. Space Marines are the poster faction and thus have 1000 different themes. Viking Sisters dont work, athesist sisters dont work, tank and machine obsessed sisters dont work. Due to their nation they HAVE to be part of the ministarum. Some people dont want that. Some people just want female marines in their army, because they are seperate factions. Read the lore.

>That being said, I would personally just leave it all alone. There's no need to change anything.

Could say that for every single lore change since rogue trader. Not an argument.

>>96769865
Go to any social media post and 90% of comments are requesting this. Go back to /pol/
Anonymous No.96769911 >>96769978
>>96769620
Did some more green on my wraiths
Anonymous No.96769927 >>96770054
>>96769869
secondaries are mad that GW all but confirmed female marines recently
Anonymous No.96769928 >>96769969
>>96769906
>go to an echo chamber and 90% of the comments are requesting this.
No thanks, fag.
Anonymous No.96769929
>>96769784
>Its the most common conversion too.
No it's not
Anonymous No.96769930
>>96769903
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/space-elves-female-heads
Anonymous No.96769935
>>96769906
10/10 guaranteed replies
Anonymous No.96769938 >>96769945
Anonymous No.96769939
>>96769760
Every YouTuber ever
Anonymous No.96769941 >>96769946 >>96769954 >>96769955 >>96769975
>>96769829
You haven't qualified anything.
>Arch has never been correct
This is factually wrong.
>he's a literal tourist grifter who hates the game and has admitted as much
He did lore videos before involving himself into the culture war. His warhammer videos go back 10yrs. There's not much to like about the game especially in it's current state. But time spent in the franchise or having products doesn't make you a tourist or grifter. Both Pontius and Arch are trying to preserve what good is left in the franchise. They're naive for thinking they can save a sinking ship. The tourist wants to change shit to accommodate their subjective sensibilities...like you
Anonymous No.96769945
>>96769938
If I start LoVs I'm painting them as regular power weapons.
Anonymous No.96769946 >>96770022
>>96769941
>He did lore videos before involving himself into the culture war. His warhammer videos go back 10yrs.
NTA but reading wikis isn't some big eat.
Anonymous No.96769949
I wish the chaos cult detachment was any good, could be a good way to run traitor guard
Anonymous No.96769954 >>96770022
>>96769941
>having products doesn't make you a tourist or grifter.
By definition being a sloptuber with no models makes you a secondary, tourist and grifter
Anonymous No.96769955 >>96770022
>>96769941
My brother in christ, you know they are baiting hard, right? What are you doing replying to the worst fucking retards? Anon, talk to me. ANON.
Anonymous No.96769956 >>96769966
I want this Power Weapon.
Anonymous No.96769958 >>96769972
>>96769901
Thanks, but I was hoping for something in line of this. I just can't decide on a chapter, was thinking of Deathwatch since its every other chapter in a way but the shoulderplates are too much work to work with especially on push-fit models.
Anonymous No.96769960
>>96769757
Just noticed if you meant to quote the heldrake post, I paint chaos trim ontop of the base coat. I usually don't paint the inside of the trim much I just paint the top and use nuln oil or any dark wash in the crevices. That minimizes most mistakes for me. Best mistake fixer is a fastly available sopping wet & clean brush and wick away any overpaint.
Anonymous No.96769961 >>96770061
Which way, western man?
>Psychic ascension into a race dependent on the warp and its technological path, using the webway and other Eldar technology
>Becoming a warp-dull race that uses technology that ignore or counter the warp, embracing the path of secular technological ascension free of mysticism
Anonymous No.96769966
>>96769956
That's a weird looking pogo stick.
Anonymous No.96769968 >>96770522
>>96769553 (OP)
>Do you own any 3rd party proxy minis?
No, but this would be a decent Slaanesh one.
Anonymous No.96769969 >>96769982 >>96769989
>>96769906
>>96769928
gee how weird that all this back and forth is always over a minute apart
Anonymous No.96769972 >>96769988 >>96769999 >>96770012 >>96770021 >>96770627 >>96770630 >>96770637 >>96770640 >>96770647 >>96770707 >>96771672 >>96771681 >>96771710 >>96771725 >>96771749 >>96771757
>>96769958
Anonymous No.96769975 >>96770022
>>96769941
Do (you) own any models? :)
Anonymous No.96769976
>>96769906
Not only are you incorrect, your persistent dishonesty and shilling only makes me disdain your position and principles further.

Sisters of Battle are cooler than any female Space Marine would even be, tourist.
Anonymous No.96769978 >>96770003
>>96769906
SoBs are female marines.

>>96769911
Are those inquisition symbols? :^)
Anonymous No.96769980 >>96770067 >>96770153
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
Anonymous No.96769981 >>96769993 >>96769998
I do not want Female Space Marines because I don't want more Marines.
Anonymous No.96769982
>>96769969
Because most of us are trying our best not to interact with /pol/tards.
Anonymous No.96769985
Anonymous No.96769988 >>96770029
>>96769972
LET'S GO
Anonymous No.96769989
>>96769969
Meds. Now.
Anonymous No.96769992
>>96769906
>Space Marines arent sisters, they are different
Superficially
>Space Marines are the poster faction and thus have 1000 different themes
Superfically
>Viking Sisters dont work
Why not? Literally valkyries of the emperor
>athesist sisters dont work
Space marines are hardly atheist as is, and 99% of secondaries think they all worship the emperor, and to a point thry do
>tank and machine obsessed sisters dont work.
Why not?
>Due to their nation they HAVE to be part of the ministarum.
You nappy headed nigger that's like saying space marines HAVE to be codex compliant, the sisters of battle started off as their own independent organization before joining ministrarum, wouldn't be hard to have some break away again
Anonymous No.96769993
>>96769981
Based
Anonymous No.96769997 >>96770005 >>96770020
>people actually waste their time shilling the idea of female space marines
>just yesterday someone was responding to anything space marines as "gay"
what kind of mental illness is this?
Anonymous No.96769998
>>96769981
Personally I think all marine subfactions (and custodes) should be squatted
Anonymous No.96769999 >>96770007 >>96770008
>>96769972
I must roooooll
Anonymous No.96770003
>>96769978
Malcador also asked for stingrays of an inquisitive nature
Anonymous No.96770005 >>96770014 >>96771115
>>96769997
>just yesterday someone was responding to anything space marines as "gay"
Anonymous No.96770007
>>96769999
Checked
Anonymous No.96770008 >>96770014
>>96769999
SPESS MARHEENS
TODAY WE ARR BLOWD RAVENS
FOR THE EMPRAH
Anonymous No.96770012
>>96769972
rolling
Anonymous No.96770014
>>96770005
NTA but that's all retconned fluff

>>96770008
I feel old
Anonymous No.96770018 >>96770025
>>96769856
Guard, expensive and the way the army is structured feels weird
Anonymous No.96770020
>>96769997
Narcissism and BPD, cluster B mostly.
Anonymous No.96770021 >>96770028
>>96769972
Rollan
Anonymous No.96770022 >>96770028 >>96770036 >>96770052 >>96770056 >>96770101 >>96770112
>>96769858
It's about tearing space marines down. Space Marines have themes of masculinity, knightly brotherhood, honor, etcetc. Just look at all the franchises around you. Amazon photoshopped all the guns out of James Bond's hands because it's "violent" (they backtracked this eventually), all the old Star Wars heroes are disrespectfully killed off to make way for new ones, in Terminator John Connor is irrelevant and replaced by some chick, etcetc.

You're right that there's no need to change anything, but anything is now involved in the culture war whether you personally involve yourself or not.

>>96769946
k

>>96769954
No it doesn't. I respect anyone who cherishes the setting without needing to buy models over any boomer who doesn't think and just buys the next product.

>>96769975
I do.So what?

>>96769955
I know. I'm bored.
Anonymous No.96770025 >>96770086
>>96770018
Care to elaborate on the last bit? You mean the weird split between cadian, krieg and catachans?
Anonymous No.96770028
>>96770022
>I know. I'm bored.
I scooby do be do be like that sometimes.

>>96770021
Don't forget to drill your wolves.
Anonymous No.96770029 >>96770083 >>96770145
>>96769988
>painting white
yeah not gonna do it. Also blood ravens look cool but I haven't played any of the Dawn of War games so I have no idea about them as a chapter.
Anonymous No.96770036 >>96770066
>>96770022
>I respect anyone who cherishes the setting without needing to buy models
Fuck off secondary nomodels
Anonymous No.96770037
>>96769858
Itโ€™s only fair. Thereโ€™s men in the sisters army, including their Dread pilots.
Anonymous No.96770041
Attempted to make a rogue trader entourage from a solar auxiliary command squad so that they'd blend in better with my breachers. What do you think anons?
Anonymous No.96770043
Bought a knock off fulgrim. Just seperated from my wife. Excited to be getting 0 pussy and sticking together a bunch of toxic Chinese resin
Anonymous No.96770044 >>96770057 >>96770119 >>96770145 >>96770213 >>96770610
>>96769858
>But a male Sister should always remain impossible in my opinion since it's an actual in-universe law that says the church cannot have men-at-arms.
They repealed this rule in-universe a few years back though it's up in the air as to whether it's stuck. Anyway the priests can have bodyguards that essentially function as an army, crusaders are basically what male sisters would look like
Anonymous No.96770052 >>96770066
>>96770022
By definition someone with no models is a secondary or even worse, a tertiary who only engages with sloptube and memes
Anonymous No.96770053
Will Squats get chained throwing axes?
Anonymous No.96770054 >>96770065 >>96770069 >>96770074 >>96771142
>>96769927
I keep seeing posts like this but Iโ€™m not sure if it is genuine or just one guy pushing a false narrative.
Anonymous No.96770056 >>96770066
>>96770022
>I do
post them
with timestamp :)
Anonymous No.96770057
>>96770044
That's on official paint job? That sucks ass
Anonymous No.96770061 >>96770096
>>96769961
Why did the emperor think he could do both somehow
Anonymous No.96770065
>>96770054
the latter
we're still in the middle of the raiding period after a marine reveal
Anonymous No.96770066 >>96770075 >>96770082 >>96770091
>>96770036
Don't ask questions just consume product and the get excited for next products

>>96770052
Okay. And?

>>96770056
Why?
Anonymous No.96770067 >>96770638
>>96769980
>Only faction that gets smaller every edition for 30 years straight
I don't think so mate
Anonymous No.96770069
>>96770054
It's sloptubers stirring up controversy for clicks over a nothingburger
Anonymous No.96770074
>>96770054
It's the second, yes
The only people who want female space marines are the ones who have a fetish for giant amazonian women.
Anonymous No.96770075 >>96770165
>>96770066
>why
the fact that you have to ask
away with you /v/ermin
Anonymous No.96770082 >>96770165
>>96770066
>defending secondaries and tertiaries
How fucking new are you?
Anonymous No.96770083 >>96770120
>>96770029
Blood Ravens are a secretive chapter with most of their past lost/hidden.
They had to deal with heavy losses multiple times, putting the future of the chapter into danger.
Around that time they fought off a tendril of hive fleet leviathan that was threatening their recruitment worlds, before their chapter master (also master of the librarius) was found to be a traitor, following khorne (yes, khorne librarian).

They have a lot of librarians compared to standard chapters.
And no, they don't "steal relics", that meme comes from DoW2 with a lot of the fluff text on items (RPGesque game) referencing different chapters (to pull from the whole of space marines instead of just blood ravens).

They are very cool.
++ Knowledge is Power, hide it well. ++
Anonymous No.96770086
>>96770025
Yeah, it's that. I don't know, just feels weird to me, also what with the other half your army being non-regimental stuff like tanks
Anonymous No.96770091 >>96770165
>>96770066
>obviously has no models
>still spends he time complaining about game he literally cannot play
Fuck off until you've picked up a paintbrush
Anonymous No.96770092 >>96770116 >>96770165
People don't like sisters because they're lame jobbers which is why we got female custodes
Anonymous No.96770096
>>96770061
Because the Emperor was a prideful man and couldn't see the flaws in his own plans.
Anonymous No.96770101 >>96770165
>>96770022
I agree with this, but still prefer not to talk about it in 40kg for fear of the thread becoming nothing but politics.
Anonymous No.96770112
>>96770022
Youโ€™re absolutely correct anon.
Anonymous No.96770114 >>96770127
Reminder that attacking the person and not his point is how people know you're wrong/trolling.
People aren't stupid, they see right through you.
Anonymous No.96770116
>>96770092
People don't like female custodes because they're big failures which is why we're getting female space marines
Anonymous No.96770117
>>96769679
Nice, when are you gonna finish the helldrake?
Anonymous No.96770119 >>96770610
>>96770044
Its not repealed. The ecclesiarchy cant have an army, they can have fucking bodyguards. In the IMPERIUM. The most dangerous fucking "nation" imaginable, filled with gangsters armed with weapons that would make modern militaries shit their pants. Crusaders do not violate the Decree Passive and its explicitly explained so in the lore, it exists in a gray area no one cares about and they are very secretive and rare.

Frateris Militia exist in the old 3E lore as well and they don't violate the decree passive either.
Anonymous No.96770120 >>96770140
>>96770083
Well these guys are from the Dawn of War tabletop game which features Blood Ravens, I suppose I can go for the box art.
Anonymous No.96770121 >>96770136
Can you all go back to /v/ or /pol/ please
Anonymous No.96770127 >>96770140
>>96770114
>s-stop pointing out that I'm a shitposter
>y-you doing that shows that YOU'RE the shitposters!!!
Anonymous No.96770132 >>96770144
Since gender stuff was brought up, it's worth pointing out that the Imperial Guard can't really be elite (not even the 'good' regiments) if they're so willing to be integrated with men and women alike.
Anonymous No.96770136 >>96770151 >>96770160
>>96770121
You don't fit in here.
Anonymous No.96770137
@96770114
Who gives a shit about the opinions of nomodels and tertiaries
Anonymous No.96770140
>>96770120
There is nothing wrong with some lovely blood ravens.

>>96770127
Isn't that what you just did right there?
Anonymous No.96770144
>>96770132
The reason why guard has bad melee stats is half of them are women
Anonymous No.96770145 >>96770157 >>96770180
>>96770044
>4 guys guarding the pope is an army
why do you keep posting this bait

>>96770029
they have tons of librarians and can see the future. they were written to be thousand sons loyalists but GW has retconned that (but they are pretty clearly still thousand sons loyalists).

the C.S.Goto books were explicitly stated to be non canon because ADB absolutely despises the idea and has said so many many times. Also the books were very poorly written. But Ahriman is there and makes it pretty clear.
Anonymous No.96770150 >>96770544
>>96769897
Actual Star Wars fans knew we had it good and that the mouse was not to be trusted. OG and Prequels are the only Star Wars movies that matter. Everything else is fanfiction that is to be dismissed, because that's what they are.
Anonymous No.96770151
>>96770136
I just want to post about 40k not politics shitflinging
Anonymous No.96770153 >>96770168
>>96769980
God I fucking wish. One of the best model releases ever in 5th edition and then practically nothing for 15 years except removing finecast. I don't even give a fuck about new stuff any more, just give me the models I had a decade and a half ago.
Anonymous No.96770157 >>96770170
>>96770145
> they were written to be thousand sons loyalists
NO THEY WERE NOT. CAW CAW
Anonymous No.96770160 >>96770271
>>96770136
why do all the people who claim to not want politics in warhammer keep talking about trannies, race and the definition of fascism?
Anonymous No.96770165 >>96770175
>>96770075
>>96770091
What does posting my models prove? And why is that so important to you? None of you have posted models, and, even if you did, it literally proves nothing especially since I don't care to see them even if you showed them to me.

>>96770082
When did I defend secondaries and tertiaries? The claim was arch is a tourist and grifter. I have yet to see evidence of that. Nor have I seen arch's models, but I don't care to. Also would I have to be in a constant state of model ownership to not be a secondary or tertiary? What happens if I own models from other studios and use them for this another game?

>>96770092
I think it's more that GW is trying to push them as SM equals or better instead of making them their own thing.

>>96770101
It needs to be talked about and defended otherwise it dies. Star Wars, Star Trek, DnD, MtG, etcetc have all learned the hard way. Gatekeeping your interests is good. I'm not saying you have to do it here. But if you're not willing to do it anonymously, would you irl?
Anonymous No.96770168 >>96770176 >>96770434
>>96770153
All I want is the court, beasts and grotesques in plastic, plus a big centerpiece like a new tantalus or something so we have a unit in the book over 200 points
Anonymous No.96770170 >>96770189
>>96770157
It's okay Aaron, you have the power to do what you want now as head of narrative so we got femstodes and retconned BR to not be TS. You got your wishes, but I have my own truth and my own secrets and I guard them well.
Anonymous No.96770175 >>96770184 >>96770192 >>96770200
>>96770165
Christ could you be more obviously a tourist
Anonymous No.96770176 >>96770257
>>96770168
Best I can do is a new Succubus and maybe another upgrade sprue.
Anonymous No.96770180
>>96770145
I don't give too much shit about the lore, maybe I should play some Dawn of War first to get a grasp. I like the idea of having Psykers, I think I can find the terminator one for cheap as it was included in the starter box for later.
Anonymous No.96770182 >>96770191
jesus christ i must be the king of brainlets but i just realized you can rotate up/down on the 3d view on the gw site
i thought you could only rotate left/right
Anonymous No.96770184 >>96770217
>>96770175
Whether he is a tourist or not his points still stand and it is pretty disturbing that nobody is able to counter his points.
Anonymous No.96770189
>>96770170
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee *slowly turns into dust*
Anonymous No.96770191
>>96770182
You dropped this
Anonymous No.96770192
>>96770175
I've defined what a tourist is, anon. I'm not the one trying to change the lore to fit my agenda or sensibilities.
Anonymous No.96770200
>>96770175
What if you're the tourist?
Anonymous No.96770202 >>96770205
Do the recent sisters of battle codixes even mention the whole loophole thing
Anonymous No.96770205
>>96770202
Yes
Anonymous No.96770206 >>96770212 >>96770288
>>96769620
I just like knights in shining armor.
Anonymous No.96770212 >>96770232
>>96770206
I love how the model went from meh to holy shit by simply removing the huge pauldrons.
Anonymous No.96770213
>>96770044
>crusaders are basically what male sisters would look like
Except for the lack of ceramite, boaters, battle-siblings, and over arching organization with subfaction, specialist roles, a and person base of operations
Anonymous No.96770214 >>96770220
These /v/ermin are actually trying to claim nomodels aren't by definition secondaries and tourists
You can't be anything else if you don't egage with the hobby
Anonymous No.96770217 >>96770238
>>96770184
What fucking points? The game has a marine faction that literally began as "they're all gay" and it had to be retconned to pretend the hooded culty men had fallen to chaos instead, even though their chapter is named after a poem about not wanting to be gay, penned by a man fucking Oscar Wilde who's also the name of their primarch. If some fucking no models cunt wants to shit up a board with their posting, whatever, but their points are only standing if you're cripplingly retarded or haven't actually been around 40k for more than 3 years. Now go fuck off and paint something, or just fuck off entirely.
Anonymous No.96770220
>>96770214
>t. only engages in shitposting
Anonymous No.96770232 >>96770255
>>96770212
I feel the GK arms do a lot of heavy lifting too. Not sure how to put it other than that the model doesn't "flow" without them and the tabard etc.
Anonymous No.96770238 >>96770258
>>96770217
you're trying too hard
Anonymous No.96770249 >>96770260 >>96770263 >>96770304
>they're totally bringing in female marines in 8th edition
>uhh I meant 9th
>uhh I meant 10th this time for real
>uhh I meant 11th
>uhhh
Anonymous No.96770255
>>96770232
The tabard, definitely, the arms I'd say probably, haven't seen example using other arms.

I'm kinda surprised the saturnine dread doesn't have melee options, that's a first for dreads afaik. HH's pretty slow for a new edition release, especially compared to 2.0, so who knows, maybe we'll have melee saturnines soon enough.
Anonymous No.96770257 >>96770266
>>96770176
The V man already confirmed they have a big multi-kit release coming next edition
Anonymous No.96770258
>>96770238
I'm not surprised a no model tourist thinks writing 2 sentences is "trying hard" for someone. It's still pathetic though.
Anonymous No.96770260 >>96770270
>>96770249
Anonymous No.96770263 >>96770273
>>96770249
8th edition with Primaris would have been the best time to do it if they were ever going to
Anonymous No.96770266
>>96770257
Surely with the Grey Knight Kill Teams heโ€™s been harping about right?
Anonymous No.96770270
>>96770260
well in 2015 that could've been true
40k was in the worst spot it ever has been, to the point that in 2016 more people were playing xwing than 40k
Anonymous No.96770271 >>96770282 >>96770316
>>96770160
Because people who want politics in 40k keeping writing stories about tranny orks, black fenrisians, and constantly talks about how fascist the imperium is.
Anonymous No.96770273
>>96770263
>space marine reboots + femarines
I think some people would have exploded on the spot.
Anonymous No.96770279
>>96769620
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Finished my October Spooky collage entry. I was gonna go for the whole unit, but this guy took a while I dont think Ill get the rest done in time. Super happy with how he turned out though.
Anonymous No.96770282 >>96770298 >>96770307 >>96770326
>>96770271
The irony is the Imperium isn't even fascist at all. It's too decentralized to be considered fascist.
Anonymous No.96770288
>>96770206
It do be looking good
Anonymous No.96770297 >>96770441
>gw writers not content with with their aos quarantine
Anonymous No.96770298
>>96770282
don't you fucking dare start this circlejerk over the definition of fascism again
Anonymous No.96770304 >>96770309 >>96770336
>>96770249
Shitposting aside, femarines are definitely coming in the future. GW is very openly a leftoid company, there is no way they aren't itching to dunk on chuds with an epic reveal of stunning and brave femarines of color.
Anonymous No.96770307 >>96770319 >>96771066
>>96770282
Ok but is it authoritarian?
Anonymous No.96770309
>>96770304
yeah bro any day now!
Anonymous No.96770316
>>96770271
This. This comes from the 'all art is political' crowd. Saying everything is political gives them the go ahead to injection their politics into anything not inherently political. The tourist does this by demanding female representation in space marines or even by feigning apathy about it.
Anonymous No.96770319 >>96770323
>>96770307
Oh absolutely the Imperium is the worst kind of authoritarian, the anarcho-tyrannical kind that allows you to be abused by gangs and petty local warlords and does nothing to help you but will step in to fuck you over as soon as you try to help yourself.

The Imperium is, amusingly, proof that there are much, much worse systems than fascism out there.
Anonymous No.96770323 >>96771066
>>96770319
Thats what I thought.
Anonymous No.96770326
>>96770282
Fundamentally different planets or sectors are governed mostly independently.
Hive worlds tend to be a cyberpunk mess and fascist, but feral worlds run on almost primitive anarchism etc
Anonymous No.96770329 >>96770344
reminder that if you both own and post (You)r models you are automatically superior to all nomodel shitposters by default no matter how bad your paintjobs are. (Purchased paint jobs dont apply)

nomodel subhumans dont reply to my post
Anonymous No.96770335 >>96770362
newfriend here, qrd on why female space marines are not canon? did space kang only make males from the geneseed or something?
Anonymous No.96770336 >>96770476
>>96770304
I doubt it. The custodes shitstorm rang their bell on it. They can't pull that back or they'd piss off a faction of their own workforce, but they haven't pushed it further forward either. It's quietly dying.
Anonymous No.96770340 >>96770351 >>96770371
I think the political discussion is silly, politics is very simple: do powerful people use/abuse other people? If yes, bad, if no, good.

Imperium? Bad.
T'au empire? Bad.
Chaos? Bad.
Orks? Bad.
Eldars? Bad.
Votanns? Bad.

In the end, bad people are manipulative and know that isolating you and pointing fingers help them.

I don't think it's much complicated.
Anonymous No.96770344 >>96770377
>>96770329
This is some supreme bait. I say this as a modelposter.
Anonymous No.96770349
>>96769801
Just do a white-pink gradient with Imperial Fist on top. The more pink you go, the more orange/brown it looks.
Anonymous No.96770351 >>96770375
>>96770340
If I was a dictator I'd only do good things. Only bad people would disagree with me so its ok to remove them from my society, that way only good people would be left.
Anonymous No.96770356 >>96770568
>>96769768
lilac and pink
Anonymous No.96770362
>>96770335
In lore they become superhuman by genetic inheritance from their primarch fathers, who are male.

Out of lore because they are themed around masculine brotherhood and camaraderie, which men like and is becoming increasingly rare in fiction, and no offence to women but fundamentally they just aren't able to fully embody that. Like how men aren't able to fully participate in certain aspects of femininity.
Anonymous No.96770366 >>96770370 >>96770373 >>96770376 >>96770396 >>96770422
Which chapter of space marines should I collect.
Anonymous No.96770370
>>96770366
the one that hates elves the most
Anonymous No.96770371 >>96770408
>>96770340
A lot of it comes down to "which faction provides better living" and we only really have out life experiences to compare to. I don't care how "fascist" a retarded tranny thinks the imperium is nor to I care how "commie" a rightoid thinks the Tau are, I'd rather live under either Imperium or Tau than any other faction.
Anonymous No.96770373
>>96770366
Imperial Fist
Anonymous No.96770375
>>96770351
That's why the bad people would accuse you of actually being bad so they can remove you and keep doing bad in peace.
Anonymous No.96770376
>>96770366
make your own chapter
Anonymous No.96770377 >>96770387 >>96770395
>>96770344
>anvilindustry head
Now anons can move the goalpost and say it doesnโ€™t count because third party piece was used.
Anonymous No.96770385 >>96770392 >>96770399 >>96770405 >>96770425
A Cawl vs Vashtorr novel was just announced, and you guys are not discussing it.
Guy Haley is writing it. It's gonna have shocking revelations.
Why don't you care?
Anonymous No.96770387
>>96770377
nobody does that but /v/ermin like (you)
Anonymous No.96770390
>>96769638
Do you want to make an Iron Warriors themed list? Then yeah it's a damn good starter box. Want to lean into Word Bearers/Night Lords/other Warbands? Ehhh not so much.
Anonymous No.96770392
>>96770385
>Why don't you care?
Imperium is just going to come out on top and introduce something that'll be a model in 11th.
Anonymous No.96770395 >>96770417 >>96770420
>>96770377
Also it's only a single miniature. You must provide at least 2 to prove you're not a 'tourist'. Then 3. Then 4. etcetc
Anonymous No.96770396
>>96770366
As someone who is still struggling with finding the perfect chapter, I'll say: get a chapter you like, and try and make it a chapter you love.

Or: collect tiny amounts of models from chapters you like: a squad of salamenders with a rhino, black templar vets with a dreadnought, some howling griffon scouts; small tiny projects that lets you figure out "what do I like in a chapter?"
Anonymous No.96770399
>>96770385
Because no one cares about Cawl or Vashtor
Anonymous No.96770404
This random possessed still has my favourite model of Chainsword
It just looks so extra mean
Anonymous No.96770405
>>96770385
Itโ€™ll probably be decent outside of the chapters where Haley tries to advertise a different faction to you. Not much else to say until it comes out.
Anonymous No.96770408 >>96770439
>>96770371
It does get a little complicated when you factor in the different treatments different species get tbf.

For example, the best place for an Eldar to live is probably on a craftworld.

The best place for the Votann is probably with the Votann...although there are Votann living amongst the Tau as well.

And the best place for a human is easily the Tau Empire.
Anonymous No.96770415
Just finished priming some daemonettes. Donโ€™t feel like painting atm, I dislike how fragile they are. I thought they would be a little bigger too.

Thank you for reading my blog
Anonymous No.96770417 >>96770421 >>96770439
>>96770395
The no models shitposter is malding and trying to pretend others have any issue with actual model posters. Nobody cares if you printed everything, only that youโ€™re not a no models.
Anonymous No.96770420 >>96770439
>>96770395
Got you covered, anon
Anonymous No.96770421
>>96770417
Stealing is wrong >:(
Anonymous No.96770422
>>96770366
Dark Angels and Space Wolves have cool Terminators so I say flip a coin between those two. In the off chance it isnโ€™t pure delusional cope, Blood Angels might get Terminators too (with a new Space Hulk edition trust)
Anonymous No.96770425
>>96770385
>novel
>named characters
I sleep
Anonymous No.96770428 >>96770436 >>96770437 >>96770438
Are tyranids the autism army?
Anonymous No.96770431 >>96770443
I'm so ecstatic, warhammer will be finally sold to amazon.
Anonymous No.96770434
>>96770168
>plus a big centerpiece like a new tantalus or something so we have a unit in the book over 200 points
That's what you've got the Voidraven Bomber for.
GW even names it the faction centerpiece
:^)
Anonymous No.96770435 >>96770453 >>96770467
Getting my first models soon, any one know what paints I should get for this shade of brown?
Anonymous No.96770436
>>96770428
No that's old marines and imperial guard.
Nids are the woman army, along eldars, which are also the smug bastard army.
Anonymous No.96770437
>>96770428
its the femoid army
Anonymous No.96770438
>>96770428
No. Unironically I think it's space marines. Autists don't have the self-awareness to understand that non-posterboy factions could be fun and interesting.
Anonymous No.96770439 >>96770465 >>96770468
>>96770408
>And the best place for a human is easily the Tau Empire
I still don't know enough about the Tau to definitively say I'd live there.

>>96770417
Post models then

>>96770420
Cute. Now post 21. You don't want to be labelled a tourist by a completely random and inconsequential person on a mongolian basketweaving forum....do you?
Anonymous No.96770441 >>96770454
>>96770297
lmao
Anonymous No.96770443
>>96770431
They have to buy it from the chinese first. Tencent owns a lot of it.
Anonymous No.96770449 >>96770455 >>96770457 >>96770493 >>96770506 >>96772074
What attracts women to omnivorous bugs?
Anonymous No.96770453 >>96770461
>>96770435
Morghast bone, nuln oil or agrax earthshade, wraithbone for highlights if you're feeling it.
Anonymous No.96770454 >>96770787
>>96770441
they make it sound like niggas collect genders like pokemon badges
Anonymous No.96770455
>>96770449
relatabiliy
Anonymous No.96770457
>>96770449
Non-human men + exotic cocks.
We've been over this.
Anonymous No.96770461
>>96770453
Thanks anon!
Anonymous No.96770463
Any Vallejo alternatives to Khorne Red, or any decent darkish red?
Anonymous No.96770464 >>96770488 >>96770489
Dark Eldar is the worst race to be. Most DE are low class vatborn, often slaves, and their entire society has no loyalty, peace, or after. Plus after you die your soul automatically gets tortured for all eternity. They deserve it but still thatโ€™s a yikes from me. Most imperial worlds are civilized worlds that kinda suck but arenโ€™t that horrible, you see them in the Cain and Eisenhorn novels. Paradise compared to the Dark City
Anonymous No.96770465
>>96770439
>you dont want to be labelled a tourist by a completely random and inconsequential person on a mongolian basketweaving forum...do you?
You're right! I don't!
Anonymous No.96770467
>>96770435
Rhinox hide?
Anonymous No.96770468 >>96770508
>>96770439
>I still don't know enough about the Tau to definitively say I'd live there.
The most apt comparison I can make is like...Dengist China compared to Kim's North Korea. Obviously Dengist China is still a one-party authoritarian, but there's food, luxury goods, a general sense that if you don't shake the status quo you'll live just fine, etc.
Anonymous No.96770474
>>96769620
left needs a lesson on light and shadow, looks like crap
Anonymous No.96770475 >>96770484 >>96770508
Heh I bet you canโ€™t name all 40ยด000 warhammers
Anonymous No.96770476 >>96770503 >>96770541
>>96770336
Is there actually material evidence of any negatives femstodes caused for gw? Iirc they do two financial reports per year and the timing of the retcon made it so we had to wait like a year for any actual sales data to become publicly available.
Anonymous No.96770484 >>96770518
>>96770475
Its one 40,000 year old hammer, not 40,000 hammers, dingus.
Anonymous No.96770488 >>96770500
>>96770464
They're definitely the grim darkest evil in a grim dark universe. Maybe humans born under chaos occupation have it worse but probably not by much.
Anonymous No.96770489 >>96770495
>>96770464
Loud incorrect buzzer.
Anonymous No.96770492
>>96769620
Finished my collage submission as well
Anonymous No.96770493
>>96770449
Cool soldier mans with cool space guns appeal to men. By the process of elimination only nids, who are the most visually animal-like faction, are left for women looking to joined the hobby.
Anonymous No.96770495 >>96770509
>>96770489
Didn't GW rewrite this passage in amore recent editions?
Anonymous No.96770500
>>96770488
Only human psykers that get taken by chaos really come close. For the same reason; they donโ€™t just die but have their souls raped by demons unless theyโ€™re some kinda genuinely epic hero and the emperor yoinks their souls to be one of his weird imperial daemons
Anonymous No.96770503
>>96770476
>material evidence
I dont think so
>immaterial evidence
I don't really care what's 'canon' or not anymore since they apparently don't either. Which is cool because now that means Blood Ravens are Thousand Sons successors again and the official warcry for Lamenters has always been "For those we cherish, we die in glory"
Anonymous No.96770506
>>96770449
cool bug dinosaurs and not having to play buff manly dudes

t. hispanic woman
Anonymous No.96770508 >>96770517
>>96770468
Maybe I can be a movie star in Tau propaganda films

>>96770475
One of them is Jim...and then uh frank?
Anonymous No.96770509 >>96770529
>>96770495
It doesnโ€™t matter anyway, it doesnโ€™t any ant substantive content. Hive worlds are pretty awful but most civilized words are like the shitty parts of Earth today. Although hive worlds have huge population so how you define โ€œaverageโ€ may vary
Anonymous No.96770515 >>96770523
Because Dark Eldar are constantly making more new Souls in vats and constantly killing each other off, do you think the majority of Eldar souls in the warp are Dark Aeldari by now?
Anonymous No.96770517
>>96770508
>Maybe I can be a movie star in Tau propaganda films
They do have those, the Tau love their propaganda and a gue'vesa makes for a good piece to show off to all the gue'la about the benefits of living in the Tau Empire.
Anonymous No.96770518 >>96770583
>>96770484
still didn't name the hammer
Anonymous No.96770522
>>96769968
head is far too big
Anonymous No.96770523
>>96770515
You mean in Slaanesh? No, because all Eldar souls from millions of years got gobbled up. Not all Eldar born before the fall were reincarnates
Anonymous No.96770529
>>96770509
Even on โ€œcivilizedโ€ human worlds the punishment for many crimes (including minor ones) is being turned into an I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream flesh puppet who still has memories and sensation
Anonymous No.96770541
>>96770476
It wasn't a direct financial impact. It was a stronger than expected social reaction, which carries the threat of a financial impact. They're doing this on the tail end of the fad, so they've seen what happened to disney star wars. Like I said they can't walk it back, but they haven't pushed it forward either.
Anonymous No.96770544 >>96770552
>>96770150
"Actual Star Wars" fans basedface and clap when they watch Rogue One because they see [familiar things].
Anonymous No.96770547 >>96770562 >>96770581 >>96770653
Do Dark Eldar realize how much it suckโ€™s to be DE or are they so arrogant that they think itโ€™s Good, Actually? Clearly some nope out to be corsairs but itโ€™s a small minority
Anonymous No.96770552 >>96770569
>>96770544
no? it's still disney slop
Anonymous No.96770562 >>96770596
>>96770547
The upper echelons definitely try to delude themselves into thinking their lifestyle is superior and free and the lower masses don't really have any good alternatives. There's a couple short stories where other Eldar point out the delusional hypocrisy of their lifestyle to them and they just kind do laugh it off like they expect all the Eldar are ultimately damned no matter what so they might as well earn it.
Anonymous No.96770568 >>96770590
>>96770356
Too late

>>96769844
Progress.
Anonymous No.96770569 >>96770575
>>96770552
You're dreaming, the amount of anti-Disney Star Wars fags I've heard over the years act like Rogue One was an exception is insane. Despite the fact it was the cinematic equivalent of dangling car keys in front of a baby.
Anonymous No.96770575 >>96770635
>>96770569
All Star Wars is dangling keys in front of a baby
Anonymous No.96770578
>>96769666
god damn that is just phenominal
Anonymous No.96770581 >>96770596
>>96770547
They are too caught up in the rat race to stop and think about it. Their whole schtick is that they are deluded assholes kicking the Slaaneshi can down the road.
Anonymous No.96770582 >>96770633 >>96771068
im still new to the hobby so any time i see someone posting their models its the coolest shit ever and inspires me to try and paint better
Anonymous No.96770583
>>96770518
I uh...I actually don't know what the hammer's called. I know its from The Old World thats about it.
Anonymous No.96770590 >>96770598
>>96770568
>Coal Hearts paintjob on Dark Angel model
Spicy I like it.
Anonymous No.96770596
>>96770581
>>96770562
>โ€˜We all perish, Vect. One day even you shall pass from the mortal plane. The doom that devoured our peopleโ€ฆ She Who Thirsts will never be sated, no matter how many other souls you feed to her.โ€™

โ€˜>So I should hide myself away in one of your little magic stones, Jain Zar? I should imprison myself in life and death, be a good slave as Asurmen would teach us?โ€™ Vect leaned over and said something to one of his functionaries. The eldar disappeared into the subdued crowd, who listened to their lordโ€™s tirade with studied indifference or feigned admiration. โ€˜Is that the grand plan to save our great people? To hide forever? To smother She Who Thirsts with the blanket of our deaths?

โ€˜>I look upon the doom that we created, every cycle. I feel the gnaw of it, the lure of subservience, the promises of glory. I face it, accept the whole truth of what it is, and I fight. Am I a predator, feeding others to the beast that stalks me? Yes. And a scavenger too, for I will fling whatever morsel I find into that maw to keep it busy for a few more moments. Every heartbeat is precious to me, but do not think I am afraid of death. I have drawn more out of life than any other of our kind.


โ€˜>You are not immortal! You are dead! You think and move and fight andโ€ฆ There is nothing to you. A puppet of Khaineโ€™s memory, strings twitched by the death gasps of Asuryan. I live! I am truly immortal! Let the Prince of Pleasure court me, I do not need his favours. I have a city, a kingdom of countless souls to command. I can extinguish suns and destroy worlds, what do I care for the trinkets of power the Great Enemy dangles in front of me?โ€™

>Vect had endured the teasing and the threats and the knowledge of his certain damnation for all of that time, for a generation living and dying, and clung to his delusions of immortality as one who lies upon a deathbed knowing that there is no cure, but calling for the physician all the same.
Anonymous No.96770598
>>96770590
Dangels and Black Templars have the best base models. If I could get some more cyber limbs and servo skulls to kitbash them all together Itโ€™d be perfect.
Anonymous No.96770610 >>96770613 >>96770665
>>96770119
The frateris militia don't break the rule because they form at the start of a crusade out of volunteers, and disband at the end of it. So they're not a formal standing army, which is the technicality that they work around. They were referenced in Dawn of War and some of the codecies so they're still a thing, despite the shifting nebulous warp entity that is games workshop's canon.

>>96770044
I'm looking through my codex and don't see anything about it being repealed, and I also have read a lot of the sob related books and don't recall that. Could you link us the excerpt that made you believe that?

>>96769906
I've been playing since 4th edition and have 4 armies anon, and I've also won multiple painting competitions. So don't call everyone you don't like a tourist, it makes you look stupid when it's the opposite and they've likely been playing longer than you and likely have more and better painted stuff than you.

And don't even think about saying something stupid and empty like "no you don't have any models", because why would I lie, and why would I even be here in the first place if that was the case? this has never made sense as an "argument" (which it isn't anyway) and has always made the speaker look like an off topic ad hom loser grasping at straws because they don't have anything real to say.
Anonymous No.96770613
>>96770610
>won multiple painting competitions
Anonymous No.96770627
>>96769972
Rollan
Anonymous No.96770630
>>96769972
ALready know what I'm doing but I'll roll
Anonymous No.96770633 >>96770724
>>96770582
>inspires me to try and paint better
You're not painting any better and you even refused to try to highlight because it's too much work.
Anonymous No.96770635
>>96770575
Youโ€™re making me concerned that all entertainment media including 40k is dangling keys in front of a baby.
Anonymous No.96770637
>>96769972
>my chapter isn't on there.
Lame.
Anonymous No.96770638
>>96770067
10th edition codex has more unit entries than 3rd edition!
Anonymous No.96770640 >>96770648 >>96770656
>>96769972
Well why the fuck not. I still don't know if I should go Space Wolves, Black Templars or my own thing.
Anonymous No.96770641 >>96770672
I still want Vorgh models.
Anonymous No.96770647
>>96769972
let it roll baby roll
Anonymous No.96770648
>>96770640
>Iron Knights
Huh... that could work actually.
Anonymous No.96770653 >>96770657
>>96770547
Path of the Dark Eldar has a craftworlder who left to Commoragh because he thought he'd be happier and freer, and he ends up realizing that the lifestyle sucks
Anonymous No.96770656 >>96770667
>>96770640
You can always do a bit of your own thing with Wolves or Templars. I'm putting red shoulder trim on my Templars because I think it's cool. Can justify it as a minor crusade marking or whatever the wolf equivalent would be.
Anonymous No.96770657 >>96770684 >>96770802
>>96770653
Voidscared has craftworlders who become corsairs to be gay because being gay is illegal on craftworlds according to Brooks
Anonymous No.96770665
>>96770610
The decree passive being repealed came from an audio drama from like 2019, Our Martyred Lady. That's like the only time it's referenced so GW may have went back on it. The current timeline is all fucked up with the Indomitus retcon so who knows. The drama was written by Gav Thorpe so you'd think it'd be relevant
Anonymous No.96770667
>>96770656
Yeah both Templars and Wolves work in similar ways in terms of /yourdudes/ while also keeping the majority of the main scheme. One chapter has Crusades the other Companies who are a playuground for /yourdudes/
Anonymous No.96770672
>>96770641
What's the consensus on what vorgh should look like? Most people seem to think Godzilla
Anonymous No.96770684 >>96770802 >>96770818
>>96770657
With such a low population I can see why. Iโ€™m sure sex for the sake of it also risks attracting the attention of Slaanesh
Anonymous No.96770692 >>96770699 >>96770705
what would have it been like if they remained their own faction?
Anonymous No.96770699
>>96770692
A waste of good paper.
Anonymous No.96770705
>>96770692
Iโ€™d rather have a D-99 codex
Anonymous No.96770707
>>96769972
Weeeeee
Anonymous No.96770709 >>96770717 >>96770727 >>96770761 >>96770764
What color should a new aspect warrior's armor be
Anonymous No.96770717
>>96770709
Yellow obviously.
Anonymous No.96770724 >>96770774
>>96770633
kys negative nancy shitposter. if highlighting is enough to cause you a melty then ur arguing in bad faith to stir up trouble and neg modelposters
Anonymous No.96770727 >>96770737 >>96770740 >>96770743
>>96770709
Is it appropriate to paint Aspect warriors in /yourdudes/ colours?
Anonymous No.96770735 >>96770745 >>96770767
Behold! A decent female head
Anonymous No.96770737
>>96770727
Yes.
Anonymous No.96770740
>>96770727
Every individual aspect shrine has slightly different color schemes and it's common for them to rep their craftworld's color scheme a bit
Anonymous No.96770743
>>96770727
Technically every shrine has their own motif. Although they tend to stick to the standard color scheme of their Aspect, there is no real reason you can't deviate from that. For instance, the Ebon Witch shrine is predominately black instead of the bone color that is typical of Howling Banshees.
Anonymous No.96770745
>>96770735
which star trek episode is this?
Anonymous No.96770753 >>96770777 >>96770778 >>96770799
I wish they would depict the actual birth of Slaanesh in detail. Apparently it was so fucked up that the necron Orikan the diviner went into seclusion for like a thousand years or something because he was so disturbed and he doesn't even have a soul
Anonymous No.96770755 >>96770763
Have people always called the Khorne Helmets Bunny ears?
Anonymous No.96770756
I always like the look of howling banshees painted in red.
Anonymous No.96770758 >>96770762
Anonymous No.96770761 >>96770791
>>96770709
Red (killed by Space Marine)
Anonymous No.96770762
>>96770758
LOL!
Anonymous No.96770763
>>96770755
yep
Anonymous No.96770764 >>96770779
>>96770709
Why do the coolest aspect warriors always get left out
Anonymous No.96770767
>>96770735
GSC win again
Anonymous No.96770774 >>96770780
>>96770724
I'm not arguing with you. Use less buzzwords next time if you want to be taken seriously.
Anonymous No.96770777 >>96770786
>>96770753
We do have that though, the Asurmen novel has a scene of it happening, complete with a bunch of Eldar getting their souls ripped out
Anonymous No.96770778
>>96770753
I think 80% of the population just got insta-deleted, with the ones left behind mostly going full Event Horizon levels of insane. Clearly some Eldar were largely unaffected, as Jain Zar and Asurmen were both there and didn't instantly go mad or get their souls deepthroated.
Anonymous No.96770779
>>96770764
Thatโ€™s a funny looking Crimson Hunter
Anonymous No.96770780 >>96770814
>>96770774
i accept your concession
Anonymous No.96770786
>>96770777
It doesn't really go into detail, just shows some Eldar getting eaten. It's clear that way more fucked up stuff than that started happening. It was a hell realm opening up in the Milky Way.
Anonymous No.96770787
>>96770454
that is essentially what tumblr tenderqueers do, yea
Anonymous No.96770791
>>96770761
We already have Crimson Hunters for red though
Anonymous No.96770799 >>96770812
>>96770753
It's one of those things that you could never do justice by putting into words, so it's better not to try.
Anonymous No.96770802 >>96770825
>>96770657
>>96770684
Being straight is illegal on Craftworlds too
Anonymous No.96770808 >>96770877
One truth of warfare is that, as time and technology advance, the more accurate we get at killing each other over longer distances. First it was the spear, then the bow, then the inaccurate firearm, then the accurate firearm, then the cartridge firearm, then the precision long distance firearm. Nowadays we can be miles away and hit someone in the head.

Parallel to this is artillery. From the roman age to the classical era to the Napoleanic era, one that got better and better is being increasingly accurate over longer distances.

And don't even get me started on drones. We can place a non-explosive, kinetic only missile payload into someone's window of their estate to tear them apart with blades from literally the other side of the planet now.

So when I see a warhgammer image of a super advanced space elf race who has survived and evolved for millions of years who have planet space ships and webways and all this shit, and I see art of them needing to hand deliver their payload on the end of a lance on a jetbike as if he was jousting, it just makes absolutely no sense. Nothing about it makes sense. He would actually be literally miles away.

But that doesn't make a cool picture, and it doesn't make a neat tabletop game where people punch each other despite having lasers, so I know WHY it exists, but it always makes me laugh nonetheless.
Anonymous No.96770812 >>96770843
>>96770799
Gav's version of it was not bad I think
>The sky split with a crack of thunder multiplied ten thousand-fold. Light burst from the maidenโ€™s eyes and open mouth. An undulating aura of gold and silver poured out of her in a stream, lifting like wind-blown motes into the sky.
>Illiathin saw others likewise afflicted, faces turned skywards, their spirits rippling in a shining thermal from their bodies. From across the city, from all across the world, across all of civilisation, the essence of the eldar was ripped from their bodies.
>The spirit-stuff coagulated, becoming a seething cloud of psychic energy that roiled and burned and screamed inside Illiathinโ€™s head, as though he were both part of the storm and watching it. Something monstrous thrashed and howled at the heart of the cloud, straining, snarling, pushing to break free.
>The spirit-stream ended. The empty carcasses of the afflicted eldar toppled to the ground like dolls dropped by some obscenely powerful child. Illiathin stood rooted to the spot in abject terror as he felt the deaths of billions of his people. A background psychic chorus of life that he had taken for granted since birth, suddenly silenced.
>Everything else, everyone else, had gone. He felt utterly alone for the first time ever.
>And then the universe broke apart.
This is Asurmen by the way
Anonymous No.96770814
>>96770780
You're off your meds again, huh?
Anonymous No.96770818 >>96770819 >>96771050 >>96772303
>>96770684
>sex for the sake of it also risks attracting the attention of Slaanesh
Not how Slaanesh operates. She's the god of excess, just having normal casual sex or enjoying some good music or fine wine doesn't empower her.
Anonymous No.96770819 >>96770829
>>96770818
The Eldar are just THAT good at sex
Anonymous No.96770821 >>96770826 >>96770830 >>96770862
real secondary hours
Anonymous No.96770825
>>96770802
Anonymous No.96770826
>>96770821
Only a tertiary would say this
Anonymous No.96770829 >>96770913
>>96770819
It's really just 90% ear-nibbling with some missionary to finish it off, prone bone if you're feeling adventurous.
Anonymous No.96770830
>>96770821
okay tertiary
Anonymous No.96770843 >>96770846
>>96770812
Iโ€™m surprised Gav could write anything decent with Eldar, color me surprised
Anonymous No.96770846 >>96770863
>>96770843
He's good at writing Eldar when it's not dialogue or battle scenes
Anonymous No.96770862
>>96770821
>the weak mind cannot fathom a primary shitposter
Anonymous No.96770863
>>96770846
He makes some weird choices about world building too, like his fixation with making the Phoenix Lords animated suits of armor instead of just following the already existing lore of how Exarchs work.
Anonymous No.96770871
the adult websites in the 40k universe must have so many wierd categories
Anonymous No.96770877 >>96770939
>>96770808
I feel the same way about all the cybernetic, but somehow bio super soldiers are were the key to conquering the galaxy. Even funnier when it's shown skitarii can keep up with space marines, or the iron hands
Anonymous No.96770909 >>96770914 >>96770927 >>96770933 >>96771042
Why is Biel-Tan constantly shown to be the one craftworld that can go blow to blow with the Imperium. All the others either lose, or beg for their lives in every encounter with humanity
Anonymous No.96770913
>>96770829
this is my exact fetish, that and holding hands or spooning.
Anonymous No.96770914 >>96770924
>>96770909
Because it's a main craftworld and it's the warlike one
Anonymous No.96770924 >>96771189
>>96770914
I guess thatโ€™s why GW blew them up, and made them suddenly love humans
Anonymous No.96770927 >>96771042
>>96770909
Their shtick is being the militaristic one with more aspect warriors than the rest. There's even a scene in Valedor where another craftworld's autarch comments that the Biel-Tan's autarch council room is way fancier in comparison to theirs. They just invest more in the military side
Anonymous No.96770928
elves >:(
Anonymous No.96770933 >>96770948 >>96770955 >>96770972
>>96770909
Isn't Alaitoc the only main craftworld that majorly jobbed to the Imperium?
Anonymous No.96770939
>>96770877
The real edge marines haveIMO isn't their bio augmentations, though those help, it's the mentality which gets written into them at a genetic level. They're utterly dedicated to being killers, without distraction but also without being imagination deprived near-automations.
Anonymous No.96770940
As Steel Legion is long dead, I am going to make good on my dreams back in 3e and make a Catachan Guard army now, once I finish my Dark Angels successor chapter.
Anonymous No.96770948 >>96770957 >>96770988
>>96770933
Alaitoc should be demoted from major craftworld and replaced, but by which one?
Anonymous No.96770955 >>96770962
>>96770933
Idhare was basically wiped out by a no-name chapter, the Hammer Bolter episode Craftworld was destroyed by a company of Ultramairnes
Anonymous No.96770957
>>96770948
>brasil is a craftworld
Anonymous No.96770962
>>96770955
I said main craftworld; Idharae is a whomst one that was already half dead from a tyranid attack. Also the no-name chapter (Invaders) needed the Legion of the Damned to win and still only won because they shot out the craftworld dome to vent everyone
Anonymous No.96770972 >>96770992
>>96770933
There was also one that pissed off imperium enough for them to deploy a fucking Psi-titan.
Anonymous No.96770988 >>96771019
>>96770948
Despite having Eldar Titans didnโ€™t Mymerea get buck broken by 100 Soace Wolves?
Anonymous No.96770992
>>96770972
That was actually back in 30k and they were still half shattered and insane from Slaanesh. They were fighting off Sanguinius and a third of the BA legion until the psi-titans turned the tide against the warlock titan the craftworld had. Warlock titans are apparently super overpowered
Anonymous No.96771019 >>96771077 >>96771086
>>96770988
The shadow spectres will rise again, with plastic
Anonymous No.96771042 >>96771045 >>96771046
>>96770909
>>96770927
Isn't Biel-Tan at least partially destroyed due to some Ynnari shit?
Anonymous No.96771045 >>96771056
>>96771042
Yes but they're getting better
Anonymous No.96771046 >>96771054 >>96771056
>>96771042
Yeah, it got blown up, the infinity circuit was used to make the Yncarne, and now they love Ynnead and humanity more than Khaine now.
Anonymous No.96771050 >>96771181
>>96770818
Does GW now call Slaanesh a she or are you larping as an Eldar?
Anonymous No.96771054
>>96771046
The true Biel-Tan loyalists genocided a human world to help put some Exodites and got a lot of recruits as gratitude. Meanwhile the Ynarri were getting reamed by Shalaxi
Anonymous No.96771056
>>96771045
>>96771046
I see they need a Space Marine visit to finish the job.
Anonymous No.96771066
>>96770307
>>96770323
Nobody was questioning that? I get you were trying to bait le chud to say MUh ImpERIum is NOT authoritarian. Go back to plebbit and jerk off to the rise of fascism across media/society and how everyone is secretly following such a spooky ideology that is every present in everything. When no doubt, you can't even narrow down or separate traits of fascism.
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771068
>>96770582
Keep on trucking, I am new as well but I think I am getting better.
Anonymous No.96771077 >>96771080 >>96771107
>>96771019
If they do I'm buying an eldar force immediately to make Corsair Shadow Spectres.
>you best start believin in ghost stories
[Spoiler/]YOU'RE IN ONE[/Spoiler]
Anonymous No.96771080 >>96771107
>>96771077
>messed up the spoiler tag
:( now I look foolish
Anonymous No.96771086 >>96771111
>>96771019
Why did the Primaris steal their vibe
Anonymous No.96771107 >>96771149
>>96771077
>>96771080
Don't worry, everyone thinks you're a shitposter anyway.
Anonymous No.96771111
>>96771086
Primaris stole all of the Eldarโ€™s vibe since theyโ€™re aspect marine s
Anonymous No.96771115
>>96770005
>come bruddas, it is time for the noontime gene-sperm injection ritual
Anonymous No.96771125 >>96771150 >>96771165 >>96771175
how are the dark angels so popular when i hear no one talk about it
Anonymous No.96771142
>>96770054
The latter, it's one guy posting bait about how everyone wants femmarines and femstodes to get a rise out everyone
Anonymous No.96771149
>>96771107
(You)
Anonymous No.96771150 >>96771158
>>96771125
It's a secret.
Eliminate this guy, he knows too much
Anonymous No.96771158
>>96771150
I see you finally figured out how the spoiler tag works.
Nah we gotta interrogate him first, find out how much he knows.
Anonymous No.96771165
>>96771125
We're too busy hating Ultramarines
Anonymous No.96771175
>>96771125
Dark Angels aren't popular. Well maybe they got more popular with the Lion returning but they are still at the bottom out of the big Legions.
Anonymous No.96771181 >>96771580
>>96771050
You understand the Eldar are written by GW, right?
Anonymous No.96771189 >>96771264
>>96770924
They didn't blow them up, just broke them into pieces that more or else still functions as a whole. Don't know about the human loving though
Anonymous No.96771201 >>96771212
Gโ€™night /40kg/.
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771212 >>96771239
>>96771201
Night King, Have crazy dreams that change your future.
Anonymous No.96771233 >>96771260 >>96771331
Thinking of painting an unpainted but assembled Death Reaper I have in a spooky scheme for the collage. What should I paint it as if I do? Any interesting green stuff additions to make it scarier you can think of? It already seems pretty spooky on its own and it will never be on the level of the anon who put a chopped off finger into his model.
Anonymous No.96771239 >>96771245 >>96771252 >>96771254
>>96771212
Please don't reply to my posts in the future.
Anonymous No.96771245 >>96771252 >>96771256 >>96771402
>>96771239
>Sallyfag being fucking based again
You are this threads best poster.
Anonymous No.96771252 >>96771261 >>96771398 >>96771419
>>96771239
>>96771245

Thatโ€™s not me.
Anonymous No.96771254 >>96771260 >>96771415
>>96771239
You can go /joker/ mode and paint "HA HA HA HA" on the base/tactical_terrain. You can paint "killing joke" on the gun or something
Anonymous No.96771256
>>96771245
Anonymous No.96771260
>>96771254
Meant for >>96771233
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771261
>>96771252
Its ok King, don't get involved, I see now that I brought this upon myself.
Anonymous No.96771264
>>96771189
A number of Biel-Tan joined the Ynnari after they blew up the craftworld
Anonymous No.96771265
>thought Iโ€™d be a cool guy and like more than just Space Marines
>have trouble motivating myself to finish anything else
I give upโ€ฆ..put the Assault Terminators in the bag James and no one will get hurtโ€ฆ..
Anonymous No.96771275 >>96771600
>Favorite army
>Jobs to marines
>Second favorite army
>Jobs to marines
>Third favorite army
>Jobs to marines
>Favorite traitor legion
>Jobs to marines
>Second favorite traitor legion
>Jobs to genestealers
>Favorite space marine chapters
>Jobs to inquisition
Anonymous No.96771290
Handholding with Storm Guardian wife
Cuddling on the couch with Storm Guardian wife
Happy marriage with Storm Guardian wife
Trying Storm Guardian wife's cooking as she explores the Path of the Chef
Holding Storm Guardian wife tight and assuring her everything will be alright when the memories of her time as an Aspect Warrior bleed into her psyche and cripple her for hours at a time
Baking cookies for the local children with Storm Guardian wife
Finding nice books to read before bed with Storm Guardian wife
Anonymous No.96771300 >>96771317 >>96771341 >>96771376 >>96771502 >>96771631
birthday haul almost done ! there are like 3 or 4 more pieces in the post and my sisters army is completely done, funded by friends !

(my fiancรฉe is a little jealous i got spoiled so much this bday haha)
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771317
>>96771300
Holy shit, Awesome haul. God damn women got it made in the shade! No offense queen.
Anonymous No.96771331 >>96771425
>>96771233
Give him an analog horror special with his mask
Anonymous No.96771341 >>96771353 >>96771370 >>96771376
>>96771300
Thatโ€™s too much. Please slow down. Youโ€™re gonna burn out.
Anonymous No.96771353
>>96771341
Its too late for her anon.
Anonymous No.96771370 >>96771390
>>96771341
huh ? im not even done painting my first army anon....how is getting birthday gifts going to burn me out ?
Anonymous No.96771376
>>96771300
Jeez lady, ease off the pedal.
Paint your stuff completely before you buy more, else you'll be like those redditor/boxposters or burn yourself out like >>96771341 said.
Anonymous No.96771390 >>96771426
>>96771370
Youโ€™re gonna build up a pile of shame no matter how dedicated you are to painting. Thereโ€™s a weird psychological interaction as you go, where the more you have the less you usually want to paint because the task just gets bigger and bigger. Itโ€™s a good idea to have small amounts that you buy, build, and work on. This way you donโ€™t get overwhelmed later on as projects build up.
Anonymous No.96771398
>>96771252
Sorry, you got impersonated.
Anonymous No.96771401 >>96771412
>want to get thing
>worried it will get discontinued/legend'd/replaced/refreshed/cooler unit comes out
the never ending struggle
Anonymous No.96771402 >>96771410
>>96771245
The based response is to filter it and just never feed it a single (you).
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771410
>>96771402
Very based indeed
Anonymous No.96771412
>>96771401
Get thing that you can proxy as another thing. If your opponent doesnโ€™t like legends or proxies heโ€™s not a good opponent.
Anonymous No.96771415 >>96771432
>>96771254
>batman joker shit
Anonymous No.96771419 >>96771427
>>96771252
since when did russes look like that
i don't remember them looking...good
Anonymous No.96771425 >>96771519
>>96771331
Explain what you mean by analog horror. To me that means like... horror media that tries to emulate old VHS tapes.
Anonymous No.96771426
>>96771390
i diligently paint twice a week for mental health reasons so i honestly look forward to my painting days. theyre really relaxing and stress releasing since i work 12 hour shifts 5 days a week

honestly painting and having projects i enjoy doing keeps me sane from the nonstop wageslave grind
Anonymous No.96771427 >>96771563
>>96771419
Looks like itโ€™s got some 3d print parts.
Anonymous No.96771432
>>96771415
OK troll
Anonymous No.96771502 >>96771546 >>96771556
>>96771300
unlike the others, I won't tell you to buy less. don't care, it won't matter.

what does is that mess in the background. you're a woman, get cleaning.
Anonymous No.96771519 >>96771638
>>96771425
Thereโ€™s a trope of weird smiling dues and elongated faces in Analog Horror nowadays. Stuff like Mandela Catalog or that Boiled guy. Trying to emulate that feeling or effect on the mask would be neat I think.
Anonymous No.96771546
>>96771502
Amen to that. Less simping, more telling that Anon to clean the fucking room and stop living like an undisciplined child.
Anonymous No.96771556
>>96771502
im packing for a trip to Chicago tmrw so me and my fiancรฉe's clothes are all over till it gets packed away
Anonymous No.96771563
>>96771427
curious what those parts are
i don't know what changed, i thought i hated how the russ looks but this russ looks sexy
maybe it's the hull weapon being a heavy bolter
Anonymous No.96771580
>>96771181
Are you actually this stupid or just pretending?
Anonymous No.96771600
>>96771275
>>Second favorite traitor legion
>>Jobs to genestealers
This is exaggerated by memes. They were having too much fun and were against a whole hive. They had 3 Kill Teams and lost 1 Kill Team to Genestealers, then they stopped having fun and completed the mission they were assigned to.
Anonymous No.96771615 >>96771620
>>96769620
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771620 >>96771650
>>96771615
Tiny Men! Very cool man.
Anonymous No.96771631 >>96771663
>>96771300
This is a perfect image of mental illness.
Anonymous No.96771638
>>96771519
Could be cool, I'll consider it. Thank you for your suggestion. I did like Mandela Catalog though like many it ran for too long and kind of lost the plot imo.
Anonymous No.96771650 >>96771793
>>96771620
You can give up the fakenice act, fridge king already told you you failed his challenge and are re permabanned
Anonymous No.96771663
>>96771631
painting models and getting bday gifts is mental illness?
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771667 >>96771676
Curious what people think GW will do for 11th ed. Will they actually reduce rerolls?
Anonymous No.96771672
>>96769972
role
Anonymous No.96771676 >>96771684
>>96771667
More models on the table, everything has it's points cut by 30%, more damage so you remove models faster, simpler rules
Anonymous No.96771681 >>96771687
>>96769972
I will paint what I get.
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771684 >>96771695
>>96771676
So appealing to newfags even more? Seems logical as $dolla bills remains supreme.
Anonymous No.96771687
>>96771681
Good
Anonymous No.96771695
>>96771684
Next edition will be the edition of Amazon shit so we going even bigger mainstream.
Anonymous No.96771710
>>96769972
So will anyone actually commit and paint at least one mini in the scheme he rolled?
Anonymous No.96771725 >>96771733
>>96769972
I will NOT paint a mini in the scheme I roll
Anonymous No.96771733
>>96771725
Thank fuck
Anonymous No.96771739 >>96771762
Man this thread sucked. They've all sucked for weeks. I'm gonna increase the quality of this thread.
Anonymous No.96771749
>>96769972
Are those all of the chapters that are in the universe or are some missing?
Anonymous No.96771757
>>96769972
rollan
Anonymous No.96771760 >>96771785 >>96771799
>>96769620
varnish done, happy with the results
I was surprised by how much matte killed the metallics, but I just went over with gloss on particular areas and left the armor since it looks worn. I'll have to cook up something when it comes to my vanguard squad so I don't ruin the helmets though.
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771762
>>96771739
How?
Anonymous No.96771785 >>96771826
>>96771760
Use the satin varnish from Vallejo it's something between matte and gloss. It won't kill your metallics.
Anonymous No.96771790 >>96771797 >>96771830 >>96771839 >>96771862 >>96771929
>>96769620
MYEH. Who wants to be the marine helmet on his backpack?
Anonymous No.96771793
>>96771650
fridgeking said he got another chance (cringed I know) so now he made a vow to not respond to any negative comment for 6 weeks to get on the fridge.
Anonymous No.96771797
>>96771790
I got spooped
Anonymous No.96771799 >>96771804 >>96771873
>>96771760
Would you recommend trying out varnishing? I've never done it for any of my models and some are years old without losing paint. What are the upsides you've seen?
Decalanon !iMQTWMn.VE No.96771802
Am I Crazy or should GW reduce the range on the majority of weapons in this game?
Anonymous No.96771804
>>96771799
varnishing is a scam by varnish companies to sell you varnish
Anonymous No.96771811
>>96771808
>>96771808
>>96771808
Anonymous No.96771822
the game is already hilariously short ranged. a railgun has a 72" range. thats less than a soccer pitch.
Anonymous No.96771826
>>96771785
yea, I'll probably finish this squad out the way I'm doing things, then try out some satin and other mixes on unrelated models before moving onto vanguards and their big dome heads. The upcoming chaos model for warhammer day might be a good test subject for satin
Anonymous No.96771830
>>96771790
lovely blood and those heads look absolutely foul (in the best way)
Anonymous No.96771837
>>96769628
Man your gonna love
>Fielding armies smaller than Guard, Tyranids sometimes Tau even
>Having 0 fucking surivability
>Having 0 fucking anti-tank
>Having your army deal 1 wound on average during shooting phases because not only are you hitting on 5s already but the guns themselves are also just weaker versions of imperial weapons
>Still be worse at dishing out melee attacks than World Eaters, Blood Angels or Space Wolves who can also shoot way better.

Orks are fun but be prepared to lose every single game because Orks do nothing well that an army doesn't do better and anytime the army gets anything remotely strong it gets nerfed into the ground a week later.
Anonymous No.96771839
>>96771790
galactic patridge
Anonymous No.96771862 >>96771881
>>96771790
You got metallic blue and balthazar gold?
Anonymous No.96771873 >>96771909
>>96771799
I'm new to it to be honest, the reason why I started is when assembling these guys I noticed some paint rubbing off just by handling their sub assemblies, mostly the red and brass showing the underlying base coat. It's been a learning experience but so far I've noticed the paint no longer rubs off, transfers were much easier to apply over a gloss varnish then lock in with gloss then matte over top hiding the seams, and the finish looks genuinely nice and realistic with matte on cloth, and gloss on the lights, lenses, guns, etc.

If you have no issues with paint rubbing off then you're fine without, but if you want to play with different textures or finishes it might add some extra detail to your miniature painting since no two paints really dry to the same finish, and you can even out blends or shading that way.
Anonymous No.96771881
>>96771862
I do not, any way I can emulate it?
Anonymous No.96771909 >>96771969
>>96771873
Cheers for your thoughts, I was asking because I figured you were new to it so might have a fresh perspective
Anonymous No.96771929 >>96771944
>>96771790
No ghosty faces on the axe? :(
Anonymous No.96771944
>>96771929
Next time. I figured the bloody axe would harmonize better with the heads on his hand, keep everything more on theme. Sometimes less is more.
Anonymous No.96771969
>>96771909
No problem anon. In that case, one extra thing I learned that may be useful, acrylic varnish is extremely easy to just brush on like paint. I picked up a cheap airbrush to do the job because I was worried brushing would apply it too thick or unevenly, but after doing different varnishes for different areas and touchups with a brush it really doesn't behave in any weird way, can be thinned with water, and dries evenly without any pooling or texture. If you can paint, it's difficult to fuck up

I just attached the models to shot glasses with tack to keep my hands off, swished them around in water and light dishsoap to get any skin oils or dust off them, rinsed in plain water, dried with a hair dryer and left the varnish to cure for 24 hours. before working on them again.
Anonymous No.96772074
>>96770449
If they eat anything, they'll eat da pussy.
Anonymous No.96772303
>>96770818
>poop
>accidentally derive pleasure from my prostate
>slaneesh: NICE PLACE NIGGA!
Anonymous No.96772496
with this being finished im done painting all my ultramarine vehicles! now all that remains is infantry

Proud of how this one turned out :)
Anonymous No.96774419
>>96769620
I have a shit ton of skulls, and love adding skulls everywhere, but they dont fit with the Custodes aesthetic.
My life is suffering.
Also I cant believe 14 infantry minis are aready 700pts.