Thread 96772331

Thread title, I had to kick a player who couldn't stop being gay.
At the very start of the campaign, I went "Look, romance only leads to drama, I'm not having that stuff at my table, okay?" Now, I meant the PCs hitting on female NPCs, but the one gay player kept hitting on the party's questgiver, a Duke.
I told him OOC to cut that shit out, but he insisted that it was essential to his characterization, and accused me on being homophobic.
I assured him that yes, I find faggots disgusting, and booted him.
You'd think that he could just turn that shit off for a few hours each week, but he couldn't even manage that.

>>96772331 (OP)
>Fake
Didn't happen.
>Gay
OP is projecting.

>>96772331 (OP)
I feel for you, OP. It's like when the group's furry plays a Druid, you immediately go "Fucking really, Gerry?" because you're disappointed in him.

>>96772351
It's what happens when your mental illness consumes your entire life, sort of like outspoken liberals

This didn't happen

>>96772331 (OP)
Oh God it's the Dragon Age games all over again

Op and the guy should get matching shirts

>>96772331 (OP)
This is what you get for playing with Discord randos OP

>>96772331 (OP)
Based bait thread. I actually had a real game once where one of the players was gay, but never did anything disruptive. Another players, though, kept insisting that the gay guy's character should gay it up with everyone they came across.

>>96772331 (OP)
Reported to WotC for homophobia using their registered trademarks. Expect Pinkertons at your door to enforce corp-mandated diversity quotas and reeducation.

>>96772331 (OP)
That guy (if this whole story isn't just made up ragebait) might have been gay.

But you are a massive, colossal faggot op.

>>96772368
>>96772397
>>96772601
Upset gays detected

I get that you felt that your position was in jeopardy, but don't worry, you'll still the biggest fag in the group, OP.

>>96772331 (OP)
I once banned a chronic problem player from an AD&D game I was going to run because he suggested I run Pathfinder instead. I use the word "suggested" very loosely here as he told me "It's shit and you're shit! You have to run Pathfinder instead because it's better" I told him then and there he was banned from that game if that was his attitude, which prompted him to pitch Pathfinder at me for the next 5 minutes.
He was absolutely shocked when I told him I was serious about banning him. He even pulled out this clip when the other 3 players sided with me over him being a problem player: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
We only put up with him for so long because he was good friends with one of the other guys who ran defense for him constantly. We didn't need to formally kick him out of the group because he kind of got the message and stopped coming after that, not that he ever turned up on time any way.

>>96772726
Sounds like a real douchebag lol.

I once removed myself from a campaign for the opposite reason, namely the GM kept creating NPCs that he expected me to hit on.

All you people are circlejerking hypocritical niggers

>>96772628
Literal faggot detected.

>>96772331 (OP)
>He told me I was homophobic
>I told him that, yes, I was
You made a bad combo since the start.

adxrwy

>>96772331 (OP)
I've never had to kick a player. I only game with friends and I'm not friends with faggots.

>>96772331 (OP)
Used to run games in club adjacent to high school in bad part of the town, as such, I could not kick people "just" for irregular attendance or not remembering the rules, it always had to be something more severe, in no particular order:
disorderly conduct
political activism
destruction of property
harassment and blackmail
petty theft
grand theft
aggravated assault
sexual assault
repeatable foul language
repeatable foul odor
possession of drugs
dealing of drugs
dealing of stolen goods
Also anyone who got kicked out of the school or died was implicitly removed from the game.

>>96772331 (OP)
OP, you're a faggot, but i can somewhat relate.
I once joined a group where me and my att brother in law were the only straight dudes.
I didn't think anything of it at the time, but i started noticing a trend of this particular fairy faggot being insufferable. He would routinely not enggage in rp, and when he did he'd say the most vague generic shite and hope the dm would fill the blanks for him.
It wouldn't be so bad if the DM, another faggot, hadn't given him godlike status, to which he still complained his cleric (dnd, ikr), which could cast 2 spells each turn (one from cleric table, one from wizard table, due to gm's bullshit) was underpowered.
He would disrupt investigations, disrupt rp, whine all throughout combat, try to bounce on every married npc he could find, etc etc.

I only wish my DM at the time was your brand of faggot, and kicked that guy, but instead, the fairies would enable him at every chance they got.
I brought it up once, and was kicked and ghosted.
Since then i became a DM and i don't allow faggots or any sort of LGHDTV at my table.

tfw dnd made me homophobic

>>96772331 (OP)
>At the very start of the campaign, I went "Look, romance only leads to drama, I'm not having that stuff at my table, okay?"
So why didn't you care about the PCs hitting on female PCs?

>>96776530
Because that would be hot.

>>96772331 (OP)
You are doing God's work, OP.
Deus vult.

>>96778679
>t. retard nogames who is inferior to pretty much everything.
>>96778702
God says you are dumb nogames fag.

>>96778713
>God says you are dumb nogames fag.
No. God says YOU are dumb.

>>96778719
Nope, god visited me when no one else was looking and said this >>96778702 anon is a huge dumb faggot.

>>96778713
If there's a woman at the table, she's asking for it.

>>96778741
Said the tard who was never around a woman or a tabletop game.

>>96778846
Well, duh. Women can't play TTRPGs, just like how they can't drive. You have no reason to play with a woman, unless you're trying to bang her and she insists on playing with you first or some shit.

>>96779031
Yes, everyone can tell you are retarded and don't know anything, nogames tard.

>>96779064
You sound like a woman.

>>96779089
You sound like a retard nogames.

>>96779107
A far preferable fate.

>>96779179
That is because you are so busy eating dongs.

>questgiver

jesus.

>>96778713
You're going to burn in hell forever, sodomite

>>96776530
>So why didn't you care about the PCs hitting on female PCs?
Yeah, like THAT'S going to happen
Chances are low, basically

>>96779412
You are the one having buttsex with your own butt, retard.

>>96779412
Better hope you don't wear mixed fabrics!

>>96772331 (OP)
Based.

>>96779179
Oh, oh, pick the bunny one!

>>96779433
I don't. Enjoy hell.

>>96783965
my "future r/aethism mod" counter is doing a passable grasshopper impression rn

>>96784148
cope :)

>>96784152
yeah, and I think on some level you're aware it is too. some energy as fingers-in-ears, "nah nah nah, can't hear you" type shit

I wonder who he thinks he's talking to lol

>>96772331 (OP)
>kept trying to fuck everything
>kept trying to make anything she couldn't fuck into a pet which she would inevitably get killed
>gets sullen and moody when we don't sit around for hours while she tries to recruit new pets
>and when she rolls bad once
>and when we wake her up because she fell asleep mid-session
>and when we don't respond to her mid-session trauma dump
>and when we don't want to cancel last minute for whatever excuse she came up with

It took her inviting a new guy to the table and being a cunt to him out of nowhere a couple weeks later before the DM finally kicked her ass to the curb.