Thread 96775917

>>96776656
Nope. You're not the biggest autist, feelposter. Sorry.

>>96776643
>guy
It's a bot in case you couldn't tell. Do not ascribe humanity to the machine.

>>96776655
What if he's actually green and he just turns himself red to mess with people

>>96776676
Nope
>>96776675

>>96776434
I pathologically hate all posterboys. I'm too contrarian for this shit. Nothing personal against them, but I only find literally who/donut steel successors acceptable. I didn't start like this, but I'm stuck on donut steel spiral now
I regret picking Blood Ravens, they are too popular

>>96776601
Russ definitely made her his bitch!

>have almost 4k in Deathwatch, all non-primaris
>have almost 4k in graytide Salamanders I've been sitting on painting
Fuck, at this point. I might just make them all DW.

>>96776684
Lol you masochist

>>96776675
I'm not that faggot, we've been calling it a bot for almost half a decade now in /aosg/.

>>96776675
See there he is
>>96776682

>>96776694
Wrong.

>>96776686
shut the fuck up tripfag

>>96776676
>>96776682
Smelldarfag samefagging

>>96776711
I suggest filtering me.

>>96776708
You are in fact wrong

>>96776694
It’s too irregular to be a bot.

>>96776713
Shitann stupidfagging

>>96776719
I am in awe

Anyone know which apocalypse books for 5th edition had the stratagems you could pick?

>>96776731
>let me post screenshots that prove absolutely nothing
Yeah you keep doing that. Youre still wrong though.

>>96776727
Why do you have a name

>>96776758
To make it easier to filter him.

>>96776750
I posted one screenshot you schizo lmao, they aren't even the same file format

>>96776676
>the archivefag

>>96776529
>the traitors and aliens could never have prepared for…
>GIGA-CALGAR

why can't this thread be nice?

>>96776758
you can set his posts to automatically be hidden now.

>>96776767
I forgive you

>>96776777
schizoids are addicted to negativity

>>96776434
>painted nearly 3000 points of them really well
>>96776529
Pic unrelated?

>>96776775
Gotta stay ahead of any avatar shenanigans.

>>96776187
No they are just wearing anoraks

>>96776783
Only if you have 4chan x, i have to suffer his retarded existence because I'm a phone poster.

>>96776786
This, but add that faggots are allergic to negativity.
Both target autists.

>>96776801
I'm sure you will live.

the dark eldar are so cool!

>>96776786
See
>>96776787
Like clockwork

>>96776777
This is a hobby that requires concentrated effort to participate in, and 4chan is the only place you can hang out in a hobby space without ever hobbying. Anywhere else you'd see people just ignoring you or kicking you out if you just showed up to cause problems

>>96776529
Why would you not pose big calcar like mini calgar?

We should all get together and do a Group Photo of all our models, would be pretty sweet. Maybe even get the mods to allow a banner for this general with the photo.

>>96776825
It’ll leave the no models out

Ork wagons

>>96776801
You can install it on a phone a guy the other day mentioned it. You need somethingmonkey, no clue what it's actually called go dig the archive for 4chanx and the word monkey

>>96776838
Not sure why they are here anyway desu

>>96776825
You should drink the most corrosive substance you can find in an auto parts store first

>>96776846
That would kill me tho, do you really think killing me will solve your problems?

>>96776844
See below
>>96776819

>>96776852
Solvant solves. It's in the name.

>>96776865
What solvent do I need to pour on you to make you filter his shit so I don't have to see your meltdowns anymore.

>>96776841
Finally, some fucking peace

>>96776880
Jeez take a chill pill peter piper

>>96776840
Bring back looted vehicles for fucks sake

>>96776864
no, because it's actually master crafted

>>96776864
I don't think that's how that works.

>>96776880
>If you melt I'll melt you, he said, melting

>>96776904
cute dog seeing him makes me happy :)

>>96776864
I wonder how comfy it is in a Marine suit, its probably like being in a bed.

>>96776864
I need to learn how to make green stuff scales

>>96776864
What the fuck is this magic the gathering bullshit?

>>96776904
Awful dog, seeing him makes me angry >:(

>>96776910
cracked earth texture paint

>>96776919
Seriously?

>>96776928
Don't do this unless you want your models to look super cool

>>96776914
It's from a coffee table book. Don't worry about it.

>>96776939
What Book?

>>96776947
The coffee table one.

>>96776935
I hope so since this was the best I could with green stuff

>>96776910
You should focus on learning to highlight first he's really in need of some brightness

>>96776928
it's not going to look like symmetrical scale hides, but it can look like scales, if painted appropriately
just do a few tests on some random thing to understand the thickness of the layer you apply because it changes how deep and small the cracks are

>>96776960
Anon, have you been using protein powders perchance?

>>96776910
This is quite good, especially the base, but my brother you must learn some shading/highlighting for that armor as your next steps.

>>96776962
Honestly, yeah I know. He's the only salamander I painted. Years ago too.
I've been sitting on my primaris salamanders for years now. He's liking going to get dipped and stripped. I may even just consolidate them into my DW

>>96776840
Nice. I'm working on a Taurox so that it would work as a standard Battlewagon; got quite a few spare spart and I got to look up some tutorials or tips here and there to make something nice; I never kitbashed or made a looted vehicule before. I was tempted to get a tank and give it the same treatement, maybe later

>>96776910
Hmmm

>>96776987
Got lucky, I'm thinking of redoing the base and putting the sallies on snowy bases

Sharkboy became lobsterman after I put the blue on and hated it.
This is going off the rails now

Thank you anons for the salamander tips.

>>96775917 (OP)
You can tell the artist's a fag because xhe didn't render the thighgap baka

>>96777053
It's giving impossible creatures

if i hate a weapon that hits on 2+ and i somehow give it add 1 to the hit roll, does that mean it can hit on 1s?

Black Templars or Ultramarines?

>>96777069
Black

>>96777064
1s are always misses

>>96777061
Taking time to think about the fat balding artist rather than just thinking about the sexy scifi assassinorum sluts says an awful lot about yourself lad.

>>96777069
black templars

>>96777090
I'm thinking those women must have really sore feet.

>>96777069
Leagues of Votann

>>96777069
As long as it's not Space Furries.

>>96777064
Is this that tson guy again

>>96777090
i hate women

>>96776318
It looks like hastily made cosplay armor

>>96777095
How the fuck is this not a hasan edit?

>>96777012
genuinely kill yourself schizo

>>96777093
The heel looks pretty reasonable, the platform is just way up in the sky.

>>96777069
Ultramarines have more personality

Need more art of Tau cities and industry, it's a nice change of pace from the more dirty gothic aesthetic that's everywhere else.

>>96777112
Quality art

>>96776382
So the way I'm doing it, as I have a small shame pile and a BIG repaint project is...
1. Strip/Repaint 5 infantry or 3 terminator sized boyws
2. Build and paint a Big Model (vehicle) or Character.
3. Build and paint a new box if I have one.

>>96777063
I remember playing this in the bedroom of my classmate, a pastors daughter, with 3 other classmates instead of doing a project and it pissed her off really badly and she didn't want to do the project anymore. We were probably 8/9 years old?
She grew up to be a lesbian. Thank you for unlocking a memory.
Anyway here's some sisters.

>>96777124
Genuinely top-tier stuff. And it's just plain fun that you can have a high tech, sleek, efficient faction mixed in the same setting with psychic ninja elves and the ancient gothic and decaying Imperium.

>>96777095
check it out, I drew my fursona as a dark eldar

>>96777144
Elves - tree or space - should be big tittied, it is the rules.

>>96777135
Yea its real nice stuff, I gotta flip thru my codices.

DIZ TREDD NOW B'LONGZ TO DA ORKZ

>>96777185
Orks vs SW gives me such a Warcraft Vibe.

>>96777182
Just a heads up, you might get shot by jannies if you start doing GET rolls. I don't think most people really care but it is a rule

>>96776910
Either buy a scale press thingy from greenstuff world or try to find some of the dark elf corsairs kits form fantasy. Black Ark corsairs I think. I’ve butchered so many of them over the last few years. Alternatively, lizardmen bits can be good decorations as well.

>>96777152
I think normal elves/eldar should have big tits but dark elves/eldar should have big asses so you can tell which is which at a glance regardless of what they're wearing

im thinking of adding a couple of vertical stripes on the wings.....should i do gold or white ?

Tips for painting orange?

>>96777296
use contrast paints

>>96777293
White is harder, you should do white but also paint the little lenses bright white too and let them dry then use some vibrant contrasts over the white to make them look like glowing lenses and very lightly dry brush around them to add more glow effects.

>>96777293
Yellow
>>96777296
Red

>>96777293
White, gold is for astral lions

>>96777293
White would break up all the blue nicely

>>96775956
Reminder that Haemonculi covens have the capacity to mass-produce snake waifus, but choose not to because they're evil.

>>96777296
start with a desaturated orange basecoat

>played buddies eldar
>every round he is doing magical bullshit and playing a different game than I am
>I just move the space marines around and shoot or charge
I hadn't played them since their codex, didn't know they became a blue deck

>>96777327
>but choose not to because
GW doesn't think about them

>>96777296
Buy an airbrush. You can get the cheap airbrush+compressor from Amazon.
With the airbrush, apply a very bright base layer of either white or an off-white, then airbrush a vibrant orange colour.

For brush-on orange, get Citadel Corax White, build it up with super-thin layers, then apply Magmadroth Flame Contrast. You could also do this with an airbrush.

>>96777296
Never use fucking trollslayer except as a glaze through an airbrush it is so insanely transparent it will take you ten thousand coats to do anything. Jokaero is lovely to work with. Also the orange contrasts are all very nice. Also don't go too red for your shading or too yellow for your highlights. Try and keep things desaturated for your highlights and shades, and let your saturation come from your midtone.

>>96777357
What's the deal with the cheddardile

>>96777327
only grotesques

>>96777339
>the elf faction can do tricksy bullshit
What a shock

>>96777296
invest in a cheap airbrush

>>96777388
I reject your reality.

>>96777378
That's a toxigator, it'll give you leukemia if you stare at it too long.

>>96777144
His model doesn't have boob plate. Eldar are a scam.

Need some Tau breacher operator shit, clearing out a hive city room by room

>>96777357
>>96777362
Thanks, I have an airbrush and black primer and I suppose I can start with black then some white paint. I'm not a fan of contrast type paints but I also know yellows & oranges are difficult to work with.
I found this, I wonder if I can just
>>96777417
I have one. Which paints do you use O&T anon? There's a lack of paints due to customs nationwide so my best bet are Vallejo paints, assuming they're in stock.

Airbrushfags are like vegetarians/vegans.

>>96777487
or Linux users

>>96777467
I used MSP bones volcanic orange for my basecoats for the orange and teal scheme, airbrushed smooth without any thinner
before that was AP speedpaint fire giant orange
I've messed around with some vallejo oranges but they were too vibrant for what I was looking for so I don't have much input there

Can you make a 2nd unit of Eliminators if you just get your hands on the bodies?
Looks like they have a ton of arm pieces

elves >:(

>>96777487
spoken like a real nomodels

same bestie

>>96777410
they have too many tricks and it's annoying
every unit has a trick that makes them powerful (but they melt in one shot! so do space marines, no one cares about this at this point), then they have their focus token tricks, and then their strat tricks, and they are cheap as fuck
it's kind of frustrating to be told all the bad ass stuff a unit can do and then be told "but it dies really easy" as I watch terminators die in one round of shooting

spinning skitarii marshal
It was hard to paint him while he was spinning like this

>>96777536
Can you try this bit again but funnier

>>96777507
buy some cheap reivers on ebay

>>96777560
Couldn't have been that much work for you to steal someone else's model pics

>>96777514
That fact that it made you mad only proves his point.

>>96777561
nah, already got my (You)
what more do you want out of me? photoshop skills?

No one told me that WE went full ham and have Chain Butcher knives
That's neat

>>96777576
>u-umad
no, just truthful
anybody getting mad at people telling you to airbrush orange is somebody who's never touched a brush to a model in their life

>>96777560
Faster.

>>96777590
Nothing makes any sense

>>96777144
Damn, sauce?

>>96777563
That's smart, but do you have enough arms to do it?

>>96777608
You have enough arms to make three lascannon or three boltsniper dudes, I think with their monopose nature the arms in a lot of cases are half arms so you'd have to do chopping and swapping with

>>96777589
I wouldn't mind if you left forever and invited someone funnier to replace you.

>>96777608
reivers come with loads of spare arms with all the knives, carbines, grapnels and pistols options

>>96777487
you should find another hobby until you're employed

>>96777622
You may have misheard me, I said FASTER.

>>96777626
>leaving
here forever, senpai
better lighten up, we're in for the long haul

>>96777619
There are more guns than that on the eliminators sprues. If you include the backpack on there's 6 bolt rifles, 3 las fusils a pistol and a bolt carbine.

Remember that GW took this from you.

If I wanna kitbash some Iron Warriors for my CSM, should I go with Mk II or Mk III armor for them?

>>96777688
I say III.

>>96777674
FASTER!

>>96777686
Who dis bitch

>>96777688
MkII. Both GW and FW upgrade sets for IW were for MkII and there's plenty of art depicting them in MkII.

>>96777688
2
mk3 is the world eaters mark

OK I got the Eldar Combat Patrol, bought a couple lots of second hand models, and preordered a Harlequin Combat Patrol. This is what I currently have

Baharroth - 115
Lhykhis - 120
1x Spiritseer - 65

11x Guardian Defenders - 100
5x Dark Reapers - 90
10x Dire Avengers - 150
5x Rangers - 55
10x Striking Scorpions - 150
10x Swooping Hawks - 170
5x Warp Spiders - 95
5x Wraithblades - 160
1x War Walker - 85
1x Wave Serpent - 125
1,480 pts just in Craftworld

Solitaire - 115
6x Troupe - 100
2x Skyweaver - 95
Starweaver - 80
Voidweaver - 125
1,995 pts all told

Where do I stand in terms of actually having a proper Eldar army? Are there any things I'm severely lacking on or have way too much of for a proper, take all comers 2,000 pt army?

>>96777765
>didn't have enough time to sand and paint her rifle properly

>>96777296
Start from a darker red brown or red.

>>96777739
A model cheaper than the wargear she carries.

How's this base looking so far? I only just built it so obviously no paint yet. Im trying to do something more special than texture paint + drybrush

Im also thinking of gluing some viney plants here and there, but Ill have to do that after painting.

>>96777648
this picture reminds me of the LOOK HOW HARD I CAN PISS image

>>96777775
It would've been sweet if done nicely

>>96777786
You're going to want to go over those sanding marks with some plastic glue to smooth it out

So how many chaos gods are in 40k now, it seems like it's 5 major, and maybe a 6th coming along with vashtor

>>96777590
I thought this was an ork bit.
Khorne orks plz.

>people posting the kino new Archon
>only person I can find selling one on ebay is some shit-eating spaniard charging $70 for one
Put me in the pain cube

>>96777850
Khorks

>>96777819
I dont mind it on the tiles they add a nice bit of grit, but probably on the base itself yeah. I went a bit hard with the sanding.

>>96777688
Both, mix that stuff

>>96777850
It is if you paint it green

>>96777852
I still use THE CLAW from 20 years ago.

>>96777853
They're wine red.
This is stupid, but actually not stupid.
We might be cooking. Or it's the wine.

>>96777858
Heaviest grit you need for plastic is 600. Anything lower than that and you're gonna need to clean up gouging after

Thoughts?

What's the least popular army among women?

>>96777870
Nah its not the strenght I just kinda went at a weird angle and hit the base when I was trying to trim the overhang of the tiles.

>>96777875
I'd guess death guard.

>>96777875
Space wolves

>>96777867
I have this one. I hate him and want to throw him in the trash.

>>96777875
knights

>>96777815
I don't know why, this quaint meme just makes me smile every time. There's something delightfully whimsical about it.

what did cawl mean by this?

>>96777882
With all those nurglings? I doubt it

>>96777874
soup sucks

>>96777894
That is probably worse than this model (not mine).

>>96777950
Of course it is, because that old Dracon is kino

>>96777955
It is often associated as being an archite/dracite.

>>96777875
Deathwatch, Admech and Space Wolves, in that they're the least popular armies anyway and they don't have boost among women like say Drukhari. Knowing how women seem to love xenos more, its probably Deathwatch

>>96777950
This is too corny.

why are votann classified as xenos

>>96777966
>mon'keigh hands typed this post

>>96777966
Name one thing in 40k that isn't fucking corny.

>>96777983
Imperial Fist

>>96777976
They aren't Space Marines, they aren't Imperium, and they aren't Chaos
So they go in the xenos bucket unless GW adds an official Renegade Humanity category or some shit

>>96777976
Because GW wanted to divide 40k into AoS style "Order, Chaos, Death, Destruction" and didn't think it through.

>>96777976
what should they be classified as? if you say imperium I'll round house kick your yellow teeth out of your mouth

>>96776960
Hell yeah, get those protein gains bro.

>>96777987
The guys named FISTS whose icon is a huge CLENCHED FIST whose primarch's only remain is a HAND?
Not corny?

>>96778014
they're destinyshit

>>96778019
Don't @ me, retard

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>96777182
Hm

>>96778008
They didn't think it through for sigmar either.

>>96777182
Oh hope it something cool llike Brazen Claws or Sons of Medusa

>>96778025
What do you mean Dark Elves aren't Orderly?

>>96778019
Can someone explain this forced meme? Most Votannfags I see reference Deep Rock Galactic with shit like ROCK AND STONE, not whatever means Destiny is associated with.

>>96778034
It's one schizophrenic spamming it for 3 years
there is no meme, he's just a genuine schizo

Fire Hawks or Star Phantoms for my epic guys

>>96778054
Star phantoms. Fire hawks are lame (x2).

>>96778041
I still don't know what this is after years of seeing it.

>>96778029
They are compared to chaos

>>96778061
I’ll trust you anon, but why do you think they’re lame?

>>96778071
Why are Chorfs not Order?

>>96778079
They have a garish scheme and are a fluff justification for the legion that didn't need to exist.

>>96778090
probably because they work with chaos.

aaaannnnnnd my sisters of battle army is complete ! for my birthday my friends all got me a model or two from my 2k list and the last of it arrived in the post today! i now have ultramarines ar 2k and SoB at 2k horray ! today is a very happy bday indeed!

>>96778096
>for the legion that didn't need to exist
not your call

>>96778101
your legs are very girly.
Happy birthday though.

>AoS discussion in /40kg/
>40k discussion in /aosg/
???

>>96777918
>iron hands successor doesn't get primaris but the literal traitors do

>anon, it's the weekend again!
>ready for GWs demoralization posts?

>>96778101
phillipina?

>>96778069
Leviathan, Eater of Worlds from Destiny 2 apparently

I know people here don't like votann much but I'm having a good time painting mine

>>96778113
latina.....

>>96778109
>40k discussion in /aosg/
Nah they're posting about elv*s and dwarfs

>>96778101
Happy bday ultranon

>>96778119
glad you're having fun, but also
Total
Manlet
Death
thank you for your attention on this matter

>>96778096
Fair enough, SP it is

>>96778111
how are you "demoralized" by a toy company's advertisements

>>96778119
just bitter DEfags trying to stir up shit

>>96778125
"Dwarfs"

>>96778128
ty anon <3

do techpriests necessarily have to wear red?
i know in the admech book they have variants for different forgeworlds but i don't think i've seen a non-red wearing techpriest outside of those examples

>>96778119
I just pretend to dislike them in order to fight against the rampant eldar hate

>>96778144
Zhao Arkhad (probably) uses green

>>96776279
Don't solar panels just convert light to energy?

>>96778144
They do not.

>>96778139
el sloppa está muy cansado

>>96778144
No, but red is the color of Mars (among other things).

You can paint them how you want, especially if their forgeworld isn't Mars or aligned with Mars.

>>96778149
>>96778153
>>96778159
thanks anons

>>96778158
holy shit a talking monkey

I can still post in here if I only have a kill team right

>>96778176
Yes, KT is 40k.

if WE ever got a berzerker surgeon would he be a standalone model or part of red butchers since they're the tard wranglers?

>>96778185
Whichever is worst for us and best for GW?

>>96778185
standalone so he could attach to units like a normal apothecary

>>96778185
wtf do they have to do with red butchers? is that some non-canon FW lore?

>collect guard, mehrines, admech, knights, tau, kroot, orks, necrons
>paint them all in the same colors
>nephew asks me why they're all in the same colors
i can't think of an in-universe explanation aside from the power of friendship

>>96778189
>BL
I sleep

>>96778198
they're friends because they use the same colours?
I paint all my armies different colours, if at the very least not to burn out on the same fucking paint scheme

Use Dark Fury jump packs on Raptors or is it too fancy for reasonable marines?

>>96778198
"God made them in his image." Kids love it

>>96778198
they recycle

>>96778204
what if it was yaoi?

>>96778198
They are all enthralled by the same god-like being, and wear his colors as a sign of their loyalty.

>>96778198
"fuck you that is why"

>>96778198
What colors? That can help explain why.

What's his endgame?

>>96778251
Lowering the age of consent.

>>96778245
teal and black with white/silver trim

>>96777296
the orange contrast paint is pretty nice

>>96778258
Classic. Typical of space marines.

>>96778276
The orks stole it from everyone else, pick 1 imperial faction and say that a member did something so radical and heroic the rest took the colors out of respect. The tau and kroot found a new ocean planet and held off an invasion of black legion so wear the colors in memory of the dead. Necrons I got nothing. Say the lord was a woman and she can't decide on what colors so copyed one of the other factions.

>>96777648
cope, vegan

>>96778313
kek thanks

what is the four armed thing in background anyway

>>96778189
This was so retarded, even the author apologized.

>>96778382
Ork Dreadnought?

>>96778383
You got memed. The author apology is a made up internet myth from forum copers. There's never been a source for it but hearsay.

>>96778392
nice

>>96778392
Thanks, I kept thinking it was a demon or genestealer, it looks like it has crab arms

>>96778382
god this art is fucking hideous

>>96778214
they don't care about fancy and will use whatever they can scavenge

>>96778383
>cuckstodes coping this hard
The only win the player base of that army has is that one of the supermans has some of their minis.

>>96778383
Literally never happened

bring back points cost on wargear reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>96778410
>>96778433
>>96778436
why are you so mad?

>>96775917 (OP)
this OP has inspired me to paint my assassin today

>>96778433
the fact that you even know this is pathetic.

>>96778470
Whoa you fricking owned him crazy style ong

It appears the custard player's jimmy's have been rustled.

>>96778383
context to pic?

>>96778477
that fact that you even replied to this post is pathetic

Any 40k youtubers worth watching?

>>96778491
no

>>96778487
In pic related a troupe of harlequins led by a spiritseer and death jester break into the the imperial palace, kill a bunch of custodes, dodge the the warhound titans, and get cm's away from entering the golden throne room.

>>96778489
Zamn back to back? Talk about massive psychic damage XD

>>96778487
In Throneworld some harlequins breach the palace to deliver a message. They kill some custodes, the custodes kill all but one of them who is taken into inquisitorial custody, the message is delivered to the inquisition. And that's a wrap.

>>96778511
anyone who replies to THIS post is a PATHETIC LOSER

>>96778491
Everyone in that pic should be murdered and they're channels deleted.

>>96778516
I honestly don't get why eldar players consider this a win and hype it so much. Also the message wasn't delivered because the harlequin went insane and harlequins failed their mission. In addition, the one who carried that fight for harlequins was the Jester sniping from a distance while the Shadowseer cast illlussions. This wasn't a 1v1 type of fight. Killing Custodes is not that special as they actually die quite often but maybe for eldar who get cucked in the lore so often any battle where they manage to kill someone is a victory, dunno.

>>96778522
lol, nice edit.

>>96778543
It wasn't a pretty minor thing up until some custode players found out about it and had a massive sperg out about it, now everyone just hams it up to rile them up.

>>96778554
>wasn't
was*

>>96778491
I like Duncan's videos.

>>96778522
didn't a custodes get killed by a barehanded berzerker

>>96778198
I have the inverse of your autism and want every army I own/plan to make to be a different main color
>Marines - Salamanders Green
>Guard - Greyish Blue
>Knights - Purple/Gold
>World Eaters - classic Red/Brass
>CSM - Iron Warriors Silver
>Eldar - Iyanden Yellow
>Orks - Goffs (mostly for the black/white checkerboard pattern)
>Tyranids - Pink & Olive
>GSC - Rusted Claw (Orange)
>Tau - classic Tan/Brown colorscheme
>Votann - Lego Rock Raiders (Teal/Grey)

I have no plans to actually collect some of these but I just wanted to future proof myself in case I wound up with those armies.

>>96778554
I always hear about custodes players seething about it but all I see is people shitposting about custodes players seething without any proof of said seethe. Seems like the whole thing is just one big shitpost.

inb4 I'm accused of playing Custodes.

>>96778517
How could he ever recover from such a brutal pwning!

>>96778575
Wrong answer

>>96778581
Yes, got punched in the chest nad had his spine ripped out, a blade champion got split in two by Abaddon and another died killing a Patriarch, then there was Angron ripping one in half before he even became the leader of WE and in the Dawn of Fire one fails to dodge a shot from a cultist (he survives) and another has trouble fighting an Ogryn (and others laugh at him). There's probably more I don't remember. As I've said, Custodes ain't that special. They are above SM but they can still die to stupid or unexpected shit. That Custodes vs. Harlequins wasn't special. Custodes died, Harlequins died, Eldar failed like always. The end.

>>96778575
He’s whatever

>>96778626
>a blade champion got split in two by Abaddon
How is this supposed to be a bad thing? No one can beat Abaddon in a 1 v 1.
Eldrad doesn't count since it was Abaddon vs an entire seer council

>>96778429
If I wasn't so Jewish I'd commission an artist to make that but with Celestian flying down to a psyker with the letter saying hertic.

>>96778626
>another has trouble fighting an Ogryn
I can't remember when but comparing stats an ogryn has a chance of killing a custodes in combat.

>>96778491
Painting tutorial videos to be honest.

>>96778587
We have two pretty chill custodes painters ITT recently, one of them in a black scheme I like

>>96778651
The Emperor could.

>>96775917 (OP)
I was obsessed with painting a latex assassin for a while, this was my attempt at a super shiny bodysuit.

>>96778491
duncan
EoB
mishmash
vince venturella
trash the rest

>>96778776
and the back

>>96778704
>one of them in a black scheme I like
dankanatoi? They have a nice scheme

>>96778587
Here's one >>96778383

>>96778147
But what if we joined forces to hate on the humanfags

>>96777524
Eldar do die really easy get good

>>96778140
>t. schizo black templar tranny

>>96778491
Arbitor Ian

>>96778836
>loretubers
ew

>>96778491
Archwarhammer

>>96778836
>Low t cuckhold
No thanks

>>96778823
I don't think most space marine players appreciate just how quickly and easily T3 1W armies with 4+ or worse saves die. Like yeah, their space marines die to all the weapons everyone brings to kill space marines because everybody runs space marines and that's what everyone build their lists to prepare for. But what they don't have to worry about is getting a whole unit picked up by fucking autostubbers or an indirect missile or a random overwatch flamer equipped as the third tier weapon on one of their tanks or god forbid even the transports.

>>96778774
Not with Drach'nyen in Abaddon's hand

>>96778651
kharn almost did
khorne had to stop him

>>96778776
Is that a death cultist assassin?

>>96778776
>>96778789
kino

>>96775981
This guy is so based for repeatedly drawing sslyth with four tits

>>96778843
lol. Lmao. No.

>>96778704
is the other the silver and purple guy? if so i'm pretty sure he's also the black custodes poster

>>96778097
But Hashut is an Order god in AoS who jails daemons in inanimate objects

>>96778879
Nope. Read the last bit.
Kharn was about top die.

Gatekeep your hobbies

Deus Vult

>>96779014
that was khorne, not failbaddon

>>96779022
we're gatekeeping you and your dogshit aisloppa
get the fuck out

>>96779026
Read it. Abaddon was going to behead Kharn when the daemons appeared. Khorne saved Kharn's life at the last moment.

>>96778491
Mspaints and minisodes

>>96778491
Miniscape and Minisodes entirely because they appeal to my interests

>>96779037
Nope, the blade didn't even make contact
Can you read? Genuine question

>>96778776
What's the base model?

>>96778776
>>96778789
Breddy gud.

>>96778461
Share with the class

>>96779067
You're talking to /u/shaskais, he can't read the stuff he shills here constantly

>>96778491
Arch
The Pontius

>>96778776
Why does one of her boots have a high heel and the other doesnt

>>96779076
imagine the sex

>>96779080
What armies do they each play?

>>96779067
Can you?
It was, until the daemons prevented it.

>>96779099
This doesn't say what you think it says lmao

>>96777182
I got some grey tactical marines that need some practice. Give me a good roll baby.

>>96779099
Gonna have another tantrum if we tell you your fuck boy is corrupted by chaos again?

>>96779104
I said Abaddon was going to behead Kharn. It says exactly that. The sword was heading to Kharn's next. The daemons' earthquake stopped it.

So where are you getting this >>96778879
from?

>>96779113
>It says exactly that
It doesn't

>>96779118
Care to explain why?

>>96779098
idk, i didnt ask them

>>96779076
waiting for primer to dry
can you believe this is a recast? the quality is nuts

>>96779110
NTA
The new dk book says that Abaddon isn't a servant of Chaos.
Now what?

>>96779129
>I'm toootally not corrupted I'm toootally tricking them
we've heard all this cope before, your pathetic horus-spawn is an embarrassing puppet like the rest

>>96779085
Probably pretty swell. I think the real treat is having her read you bedtime stories that make the inside of your brain itch while cuddled up in her arms

>>96779131
If anyone is coping, tisyou.
I am just going by what's in the sourcebooks and giving no opinion on it. Abaddon's entries say that he isn't corrupted.
I am curious why this triggers so.

>>96779143
>y-you're mad
I accept your concession

hey anons I've got a fluff question about the Eldar empire pre-Fall.
Do we know the name of the eldars true home world. Like the first world they first evolved/made by the old ones?
Do we know the names of any of the Croneworlds? Did they get renamed after becoming Croneworlds?

>>96779122
It looks very nice but once you told me yeah, I can see some little spots that are pretty telling as a recast.

>>96779159
I guess it's a serious case of autism?

>>96779160
>Do we know the name of the eldars true home world. Like the first world they first evolved/made by the old ones?
No. Be'lakor said that the Aeldari had several homeworlds.
>Do we know the names of any of the Croneworlds?
Yes.
>Did they get renamed after becoming Croneworlds?
Not all did.
>Eldars
Get out

>>96779129
sounds gay, so it's not canon.
easy as that.

>>96779172
>No. Be'lakor said that the Aeldari had several homeworlds.
Cool, where is that
>Get out
Excuse me Aeldari* (Trademark)

>>96779184
You play Tau. You are teh gey

>>96778491
dana howl
midwinter minis
zumiko

>>96779159
>>96779143
Both of you need to go out in the hall and suckle each others little nubs until you get along and can stop melting down over lore meant to sell you grimdark spaceman toys

>>96779189
The First Prince audiobook

>>96779198
you are by far the worst ritualposter we have

>>96779191
that's not a very nice thing to say.

>>96778776
pretty good anon

>>96779085
The bitch is 9ft tall and can throw tanks. Your bones would snap from her riding you retard. Stop thinking such disgusting thoughts.

>>96779204
Nobody wants to put up with your tantrums every single time some guy talks about chaos, it's gotten tiresome. You seem to think you can tell every time that guy posts, so maybe you should add some text filters using some of the words he uses often

>>96779219
>The bitch is 9ft tall and can throw tanks. Your bones would snap from her riding you retard. Stop thinking such disgusting thoughts.
Worth

>>96779223
>Nobody wants to put up with your tantrums every single time some guy talks about chaos, it's gotten tiresome. You seem to think you can tell every time that guy posts
>You seem to think you can tell every time that guy posts
The lack of self-awareness is staggering

>>96779234
Just filter him bwo, it seems like It would make browsing far more enjoyable for you.

>>96779232
I guess. Atleast you wouldn't need protection since they wouldn't be able to give birth.

>>96779197
What armies do they play?

>>96779244
>they wouldn't be able to give birth
not with that attitude

>>96778651
Eldrad counts

>>96779219
I wouldn't mind riding as long as shes gentle with me :3

>>96779129
>Not a servant of Chaos.
>Advances the interests Chaos at all times and places
>Keeps servants of multiple chaos gods protected and placated
>Has deals with multiple demons and depends on demons to serve alongside and supplement his forces
Abaddon may not be corrupted by chaos, but he is just as much a pawn of the Dark powers as if he were.

>>96779250
Something something leglock
Something something minigts

I like Gulliman and think his situation and character are interesting but holy shit does he job a lot. Completely preventable too most times it seems
>”Lord Gulliman don’t fight the Chaos forces in close quarters combat,”
>”But I wanna,”
>jobs and needs to be bailed out
I find it amusing because the Ultramarines themselves are known for being quite the opposite, with Titus or Malum Caedo punching up like crazy for what they are.

>>96779279
The same applies to the Emperor before he broke his oath with the Chaos Gods.
The latest CSM codex pretty much confirms that Abaddon will betray the Chaos Gods after Terra falls.
>>96779283
In case of Abaddon, Tis true.

>>96779334
fuck off /u/shaskais

>>96779334
>In case of Abaddon, Tis true.
t. ABD

>>96779331
She has big hips....you know what that means? She needs a big hyper poofy diapee!

>>96777590
This really does look like an ork bit from the thumbnail

>>96779338
Guess who the head narrative writer of GW is.

>>96779337
Filter him fag

>>96779349
You're seething about multiple anons
filter us if seeing us call out a redditor lorefag upsets you this much :)

>>96779347
probably some faggot that should've not been a bitch and pulled the trigger.

>>96779351
Post models

>>96779351
This is the first time I mentioned filtering him, I'm talking to one anon, you, who I made one response to. Like that anon said, you seem to think you can call out a poster but are somehow incapable of filtering him. Why don't you want to make your scrolling better for yourself.

>>96779371
>demands models without posting his own
oh is the little shitposter upset that his logic is easily thrown back in his face?

Putting together my War Walker, I don't know anything about the rules. My instinct is to put the two circled guns on it, because they look the coolest. Does that make any sense by the rules?

>>96779376
>everyone I don't like is the same person
Lad, you seem to be returning to this point

Sex with elves. That is all

>>96779377
Rule of cool is all that matters

>>96779385
Based

>>96779376
You called an anon a lorefag. I want to see your model.

I'm limit reached
Migr8

>>96779396
>>96779396

>>96779397
nobody will ever respect a model demand from a shitposter in the middle of an argument who does so without posting their own models
that's how you get a schizo obsessing over you for years to come

>>96779318
He's most interesting as an outsider eye into the madness of the Imperium. Making him really strong is kind of lame, like he shouldn't be weak but he was always known as one of the weaker primarchs in combat and it makes sense for his character.

He's not the greatest swordsman, or duelist, or marksmen. He's a leader, an organizer, a politician, a logistician. He writes policy that wins wars better than physical weapon. But instead they had him get possessed by the ghost of the Emperor and lazer beam a Chaos God.

>>96779418
i'll respect it

>>96778889
Yeah for my sanctifier kill team
>>96778894
>>96779074
ty anons
>>96779084
i broke it by accident
>>96779069
from the grimdark citizens bundle by across the realms

>>96779377
No one knows what zenos guns are anyway.
You'll want to run double brightlances (the long bottom gun) probably but starcannon (2nd from top) and missile launcher (top) like you've selected is also good.
Only the scatter laser (2nd bottom) and shuriken cannon (middle) are bad