Thread 96776072

Ewwww, it keeps getting worse

Go away peterson, nobody cares about your anger at DnD, go write more CoC adventures

>>96776087
Why are you gay?

>>96776072 (OP)
genuinely sickening

>>96776087
you won't get trussy by pretending this is good fantasy

>>96776072 (OP)
>Mom! Mom! MOOOOOM! Come look! I posted it again! I posted it again, mom! Aren't a cool edgy boy, mommy! Can I get some tendies!?

Why is every couple gay and interracial?

>>96776105
take your meds, what's edgy here?

This is the world Critards want.

>>96776072 (OP)
This is like the 5th time this week this shit has been posted and it was already old to begin with.

Not my hobby and I pirate for a reason

>>96776159
What's wrong with posting it? It needs to be known so it can be fought.

>>96776072 (OP)
Meh, For everyone?
>No Dude marrying a Red Dragon
>No Tabaxi harem
>No Man with his Aarakocra Hen in a nest
I got beef with gay dudes or whatever but it's the definition of "Everyone" it's always the most boring.

>>96776191
Straight men having fun is verboten to these types honestly.

>>96776072 (OP)
I'm gonna go buy every dnd book just so niggers of the coast continues to live rent free in your head until the end of time

>>96776216
You'll be poorer and they'll still go under.

>>96776177
It needs to be ignored because it's worthless trash. Reposting their ads is literally doing their jobs for them.

>>96776236
if an ad convinces someone not to buy that's a good thing for me

>>96776095
We are on /tg/ all of us here are either gay or trannies or in denial about it

>>96776200

I dunno, the kobolds seem to be having the time of their life.

>>96776296
those are ftm kobolds

>>96776315

Hey, the other anon just said straight, not cis.

(in my setting kobolds don't even have a proprer gender)

>>96776072 (OP)
Is the implication the beholder has mind wiped the town into being queer even as the town is being destroyed (see the collapsing tower in the background)?

>>96776372

You know, now that you mention it, HOW do beholders reproduce?

>>96776348
(that's fucking gay)

How did ANYONE think this looked good?

>>96776405

Not really. Dragons and kobolds are a single species of eusocial... draconid-something: kobolds are workers (technically female but they don't have a working apparatus and don't mate), what we call "dragons" are different developmental levels of queens.

>>96776191
Men aren’t allowed to have fun unless it’s begging for a Dommy Mommy to crush his balls.

>>96776400
beholders are not natural life. they are created by the dreamings of therizdun and other far realm powers

oh, uh, i mean they reproduce the same way gay people do.
they find a child aberration and rape it.

>>96776464
No one asked about how you love raping beholders, retard.

>>96776464

Come on, don't project that much. Not ALL beholders were Epstein's friends and are orange.

>>96776177
>It's not a topic of discussion and all the bad things about it have been discussed to death for months
>there's several other things with the same exact fucking image and bullshit on them
>(You)'re a retarded faggot.

>>96776510
>and are orange.
just scroll up

>>96776072 (OP)
Aw, is the picture triggering you, anon? Having a little trouble dealing, bud? Come here, daddy's got you. There, there.

>>96776072 (OP)
I will play how I like and I don't care how other people play.
It astounds me this is now some kind of fringe position here.

>>96776072 (OP)
Get over it chuddie

looks like i'm not the target audience.
guess i'll go buy something else.

>>96776588
Shadow of the Weird Wizard is pretty good.

>>96776599
i'm playing DCC tomorrow, actually

>>96776177
Just don't allow it in your game. Here's a fact for you, anon, companies get more money from pride stuff than they lose, so they do it. It's called rainbow capitalism.

So since we're being inclusive anyone object to me playing a young and cute witch in training?

>>96776400
Beholders are extremely powerful reality warpers (but thankfully too mentally unstable to use it consciously), they reproduce asexually by simply warping reality in their sleep and conjuring another beholder out of thin air.

>>96776637
>companies get more money from pride stuff than they lose
not any more, lol

>>96776637
>Beholders are extremely powerful reality warpers (but thankfully too mentally unstable to use it consciously), they reproduce asexually by simply warping reality in their sleep and conjuring another beholder out of thin air.

So, why would one be gay?

I mean, it would make sense if there was some fujoshi beholder with yaoi delusions that reality warps the village. But if they don't reproduce sexually, that wouldn't make sense.

>>96776510
That's the guy who got exonerated, though, meanwhile who kept wanting them to read to kids? Your "folks"? Yeah, that's what I thought, shaddup.

>>96776637
>pro lgbt
>pro pedo
every time

>>96776216
>to own the chuds, I'm going to have a negligible impact on sales at considerable cost to myself

>>96776236
It's funny though

>>96776072 (OP)
How many threads are going to make about this tweet?

>>96776572
>We have reddit!!!
Nobody cares, this isn't reddit

>>96776458
The oedipoid aspect of this forced kink is even more disgusting than the castration.

>>96776072 (OP)
The most offensive thing in this image is the halfling. Somehow all 5e art makes them look weird and gross

>>96776177
You're just giving them free marketing and attention. It's better to disengage and find things you enjoy than to let culture war brainrot control your life. Otherwise you'll end up like the 40kids that spend all day seething about GW but never moving on.