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>>96779396

>Thread Question
[Irrelevant time wasting question]

Being ironic or self-aware doesn't make it funny.

I CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR THE SPACE WOLVES OF FENRIS!!!!! NO NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT SW WILL BE TOLERATED!!!!!

Still figuring out the blue I wanna use for my NLs but I do hate how I keep mentally looking at the damn practice minis like I'm painting ultrasmurfs, the bronze/gold isn't helping either

>>96783237
Agree to disagree.

>>96783246
I dunno I still think they're kinda gay.

>No TQ
This thread is now being invaded by the Sons of Fenris! They have been tricked by Horus that the Emperor wants you dead and only your last painted model can defend you. How do you fare?

>>96783246
Nah, man.
Fuck the space wolves they are retarded.
GW updating the space wolves was a mistake. They should've just deleted them from the setting so all the furry retards would go with them.
Just write something like
>russ came back and all the space wolves and their primaris successors united as a legion, legion building is illegal in the imperium
>magnus also joins the party by coming over and releases a specially made super virus he collaborated alongside with morty which attacks the SW lineage specifically, weakening and killing many of them
>the entirety of the space wolves and fenris get extreminatus'd killing russ and most of the marines
>remaining stragglers were hunted down by the imperium for being heretics and mutants and tsons hunted them down out of vengeance

Would've been a better, would've also made 40k more grimdark and shaken stuff up a bit for a change.

>>96783274
>last painted a venom
Can't catch me, i'm the gingebread man!

>>96783274
I hate these questions because they favor hero-hammer primarchslop.
The latest model you've painted has teleported right in your room, how do they react to your existence.

>>96783246
Jokes aside, Space wolves and Blood angels are decent factions plagued by the worst fucking players. The factions get a bad rep because of them.

Want to hear a great 40k joke?
>drukhari

>>96783302
>the worst fucking players
No, that is tau, eldar and chaos in that order.

>>96783317
Respectable, but wrong.

>>96783302
I'd put Black Templar fans up there too. They can be really cringy.

>>96783298
>The latest model you've painted has teleported right in your room, how do they react to your existence.
I think I'm fucked

>>96783317
Chaos is first. Then eldar, and then tau.

Chaosfags aren't just a blight among the fanbase, but also a blight within GW itself. It's why modern fluff is such ass in quality and why lot of the new fluff just feels more like retarded ideas you hear from a mediocre comic book at best, or it's straight up fanfiction tier shite at worst.

Second game of the weekend, good looking table, weird mission, decent game overall.

>>96783340
Where's my fucking aether lance!?

>>96783351
cool table! Is it 6x4 ?

>>96783351
dem gitz is ded flash boss

>he really is seething about SW in the next thread
lmao

>>96783274
>Succubus
Guess I'm getting the knot

Every army I don't play has the worst players.

>>96783366
>frogposter talking shit
pottery

>>96783274
Why is there a guy T-posing in front of the exploding Raider?

>>96783351
Nice terrain although it does look like a ton of dildos.

>>96783407
Aura farming.

>>96783407
Asserting dominance.

Do you dislike Dark Angels and the Lion or Space Wolves and the Wolf more?

>>96783407
fishing for 5+ FNPs

>>96783442
I do not especially care one way or the other.

>>96783424
>SW player
>instantly thinks of dildos when seeing pillar shaped terrain
Kek

>>96783442
Dark angels are way worse

imagine the smell

>>96783442
It depends on whether Russ' return is as lame as Lion's was, with the random ass character development out of nowhere

>>96783224 (OP)
>nonce artist

>>96783362
60" by 48", I had the same impression at first

>>96783224 (OP)
she needs to taller atleast 50ft or taller

>>96783474
Yo tell me you did us proud wolfbro! Are we Awooing tonight?

>>96783461
Awesome picture although I feel Leman should always be at the front.

>>96783461
>for fuck sake Dorn curb your autism i'm trying to rebuild the imperium
>reeeeeeeee no roboute you don't understand! I NEED to fortify in case pertuabo comes back, he could be anyway, hiding behind a even a single fortified wall.........

wait you need to buy dlc for the tzaangors in order to give them chainswords and pistols? what the fuck...

>>96783501
I dunno ask /v/

>>96783506
how would /v/ know about tzaangor upgrade packs

>>96783511
tzaangor are for AOS don't fall for GW tricks and get something else

>>96783521
but they removed chaos cultists from thousand sons what else am i supposed to use as cheap chaff that just sits on an objective

>>96783461
I like how Raldoron is rhe successor to Sanguinius but is a big bald grumpy brickhouse

>>96783540
He's regular sized and has hair.

>cringe this cringe that
Alright so which armies are undeniably based and inhabited by based people?

>>96783569
And what hair he has!

>>96783579
admech

>>96783579
Based on this thread or just in general?

>>96783589
nigga really asked based on what

Post some interesting Sisters schemes

>>96783598
Just to clarify I meant if he wants based armies judging by people here or just in general

>>96783312
They do have the funniest stories.

>>96783604
Isn't that just OMT?

>>96783608
>"uuuhmmm... just to uuuhh... clarify..."

>>96783618
this looks awful

>>96783618
wow... dark black, dark brown and dark grey.... awesome scheme..... i guess....

>>96783618
Grimdark is nice but FYI grimdark doesn't mean douse it in oils and don't clean up that's just lazy

>>96783274
Looks like the guy on the left is getting himself an eldar waifu.

>>96783651
>overspill of metals on the cloak
>grime isn't in the crevices or corners instead just slapped straight in the middle left without cleaning it up afterwards
>barely any highlighting
These people are the reason good grimdark minis get a shit rep

>>96783651
You know what that's honestly kinda cool. Having the big boss sister be an ugly old strict nun feels fitting.

Had a fun skirmish. Looked like Space Marines were going to stomp until the Guard officer killed the marine captain in a hand to hand upset, and the tide turned with the guard sweeping the remaining marines.

How do you glue spindly things together? Simulacrum imperialis broke for my sisters, and I have no idea how to put it back on, as there is only a stick.

>>96783501
they look cooler with swords and shields anyways.

>>96783672
Amen

>>96783691
>Those Ears
Hmmmm... Borderline

>>96783728
Artist's preference.

It has drunkenly occurred to me that dark eldar are the only faction in 40k (well, maybe 2nd if you count titans) that does not have a 3W model in its codex/index. I find that neato.

>>96783747
That's because they're all squishy twinks that need BSMC (big Space Marine cock)

>>96783679
>i'm sure to win because my gene-seed is supe-HRRRK

>>96783767
They have models with more than 3 wounds though.

Marines will always win.

The 10th ed core rules are breddy gud, it is the codices that fucked it all up by giving every motherfucker a special rule and ways to just ignore core rules. No, your havocs shouldn't have a special rule, the special thing about them is they carry a shitload of guns!

Sticky objectives has its place though, just not on quite as many units that currently have it.

>>96783767
this sounds very homosexual

>>96783865
yeah

>>96783849
"win"

DARKMECH SOOOOOOOON
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
WE GOT SQUATS, WE GOT CHORFS, WE GOT BRETONNIA AND TOMB KINGS, WE'RE GETTING DARKMECH

>>96783767
>deadnaming
ACKSHUALLY the term is adeptus astartes, xenos shitlord.

>>96783874
>The monkey's paw curls a finger
No new Daemon Engines, just the CSM ones

>>96783747
I still think multiple wounds should be an extremely rare case, marines should not have been more than 1 wound.
It's not that marines aren't tanky, it's that 40k is very lethal.

>>96783874
50ft tall female vorgh with big blue tits are more likely.

>pic related removed from the site
>blood angels will be forced to use the normal bland assault termies
How much humiliation can Bangels take?

>>96783907
youre so right king a regular guardsman human should have the same health as a big supersoldier with special power armour. so fucking true.

>>96783461
>Valdor was also in Vengeful Spirit with Dorn
>Jagathai was fighting all around Terra
>Raldoron was fighting in the Palace last stand
>Yet their armor are pristine while Dorn's look like chewed shit.
Either they had time to change armor (doubtful) and not Dorn, or they somehow got out of the whole Siege unscathed.
At least it seems like Jagathai lost half his face.

>>96783903
Okay. I mostly want infantry anyway. I like my CSM daemon engines.

>>96783924
>health
That's thoughness
>special armour
That's the 3+ save

>>96783224 (OP)
Thicc feminine Custodes upscaled models fucking when?!

>>96783944
they should do this but make them as big as a knight instead to illustrate how in lore they are actually 50ft tall.

>>96783461
Whose OC donut steel is Valdor? He's such a gay addition.

>>96783907
I'm not sure I agree wholesale. The scale creep has enabled a certain granularity that means a unit can be durable without invoking special rules (ever read the 3rd ed grotesque feel no pain?) and stat bloat in stats where it makes no sense such as T and Sv. On the other a lot of weapons have some questionable damage profiles and GW has once again fucked up the balance of AP vs Sv vs D so gotta hand out invs to everyone.

>>96783917
Blood angels fans are suposed to suffer, just like their chapter

When is that end edition narrative? I was promised Corsair expansion. I can't wait to buy their scans and print them already

>>96783961
>When is that end edition narrative?
If you read olllllllllllllld fluff the answer is "chaos wins lmao". The only factor was what sort of shit state the galaxy is in when they win.

>>96783604
I've tried to make my own order but I haven't yet figured out a color scheme I like more than Our Martyred Lady

>>96783917
Don't worry, there's Terminator parts in the upgrade sprue :3

>>96783973
I got inspired by a dude on an old forum who - in the 3rd/4th days - painted a huge grey knight army orange.

>>96783959
>granularity
It was always there
You have thoughness and the armor save for defense, and the whole profile of weapons for the attack.
There already are more than enough variables to make things how you want them to be.
But now the genie is out of the box and instead of trying to tackle problems at the roots they tack on band-aids which only invite more problems to be created.

This is a battle game, either you keep it small scale and you have less to worry about, or you accept that the large scale will mean chaff.

But nah, Timmy and Fat Bob want their big elite/character armies and we gotta have huge big collector's-edition ass models.

>>96783991
I've been experimenting with a deep dark blue for the armor with red cloth, then gold for trim. Other ideas I've been messing around with are dark purple almost black for the armor with a beige cloth, and also gold for trim. I don't have pics since I've yet to actually try those schemes out but when I compare palettes to Our Martyred Lady I still feel drawn to OML.

>>96783995
>You have thoughness and the armor save for defense, and the whole profile of weapons for the attack.
Not really - outside of instant death it only mattered that your strength was good enough to reliably wound and then AP was the god king of the profile. Fuck YOUR terminators.

>>96784011
Sounds like the will of empy-chan is guiding you. Search your feelings anon, you know this to be true.

>>96783767
>be marinefag
>constantly think of gay sex
What else can you expect from the faction that grooms underage boys to replenish their numbers, really?

>>96784028
least obvious samefag

>>96784036
Naw, you marine faggots really are just that gay.

>>96784043
okay bud whatever you say

>>96783317
>>96783340
>t. space wolf trannies

>>96784019
I didn't say they did good with what they had. This isn't some "it was better before" bullshit, they had a good basis and instead of working with it they changed the base yet kept the bad practice.

>>96783930
That scene has to be some time after the Vengeful Spirit, it took a little while for the Khan to even wake up (same author for that short story and this book). I think Dorn is purposefully wearing his battle damaged armor to shit on Guilliman

>>96783952
Guy with the spear next to Vulkan

Core rulebook says 500 points out of 200
CA2025 says half
Which one is true?

>>96783275
The space wolves are part of the dauntless few unlike whatever gay shit you play

>>96783850
it's collectable card game rules. every one has to be special, and if you can remember them all without looking at the cards you bought then it's too simple

>>96783917
new space hulk release soon

>>96784087
If you have playing chapter approved you should be following its rules.

>>96784087
Both are correct. Rules regarding the reserves are not part of the core-rules but the mission rules so depending on what you're playing you should be playing that. The one written in the core-rules is for the mission included in the core-rules.

>>96784085
Whose=//=who's
Nigga

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>96784120
das it mane

>>96784120
He looks like he has massive sideburns.

>>96784080
That's just doubly silly then.
On one hand its silly that everyone got their spare armor or had their armor repaired and pollished after a devastating Siege while the throne is still riddled with bullet holes.
On another its also silly that Dorn insists to be all dishevelled to prove a point.
It would be better to have those who fought on Terra to look like crap, to better differenciate with the pristine reinforcements.
I think the artist just forgot to grimy up Raldoron, Jagathai, Vulkan, and Valdor.

>>96784087
Both are the same.
You can't have more than 25% of your points in STRATEGIC RESERVES
You can't have more than 50% of your points as a whole in reserve, which is Strategic Reserves + regular Reserves (Deep Strike)

>>96784101
Before or after the BFG revival?

>>96783917
>forced to use the superior terminator sculpts
Oh no?

>>96784162
Before, but after summer of flyers and greatcoat guard.

>>96783910
>Be me
>Hiver shota
>Spend every day in the dark polluted filthy underhive
>Always on the cusp of starving
>Probably doomed to die before I even become a teenager
>Suddenly hear the planet is being invaded by vile xenos, apparently calling themselves the "Tau"
>Oh well, might as well happen
>City's wall defenses fall quickly, though I only hear of the invasion through the distant sounds of explosions and gunfire on the surface and whatever rumors reach their way down here
>Hear that there are xenos soldier sstarting to clear out room by room of the city
>Some of them are even the size of Titans
>God I wish I had I got to see one of those before I did
>Strangely enough, the food seems to be more plentiful lately
>Lots of xenos rations are making their way down here
>Scavenged or stolen? Maybe we're winning after all...
>Just as I'm musing on that thought, the entire roof suddenly crumples, and before it can fall upon us, it's ripped away like tinfoil
>A giant, massive lizard, evidently female by the looks of her, staring down upon us
>WelpI'mDead.jpg
>Never got to eat food, and now I'm going to be food
>Life is unfair
>She reaches down, plucking me up between two massive, scaling fingers, dangling me by the back of my shirt
>Hot breaths huffing down on my shivering form
>And as her guttural hissing voice speaks, a strange filter on her headset translates the words
>"Poor thing...I'll warm you up..."
>Her other claw reaches up and...unzips her uniform?
>House-sized tits pried apart to make room
>As I'm lowered down into the steaming canyon of plush flesh, my brain goes blank
>Is this a test of the Emperor?
>Can't even think another word before the tits bounce shut, sealing me in the new prison
>"Calm little one, I will bring you food soon enough."
>Food, huh...maybe xenos aren't so bad after all.

is sustained hits 1 or lethal hits better?

Looks like this thread is already very chaotic.

>>96784177
godly

>>96784183
Sustained Hits 1 is better when your hit roll is equal to or worse than your wound roll into the target. Otherwise lethal hits is better.

>>96783224 (OP)
>femperor
>femarchs
stupid sexy heresy

Do we still have a database for black library books? I own the audiobook version of Cult of the Spiral Dawn but I want to check out the epub version of it

I know what his general deal is but has he actually done anything of note in the past ten thousand years or so?

>>96784243
https://oceanofpdf.com/authors/peter-fehervari/pdf-epub-cult-of-the-spiral-dawn-the-dark-coil-download/

>>96784259
No. Only Typhus and Ahriman are allowed to get shit done.

>>96784259
he almost killed abaddon and had to be stopped by literal divine intervention
same with ezekiel who only survived by collapsing the building and running away instead of trying to fight (best duelist in the imperium btw)

>>96784177
Stop reading SSB and extrapolating.

>>96784282
>Ahriman
>Getting shit done
I'm a TSon player and even I know he's a nothing burger as far as moving his goals forward

I need a new name for my archon. He is now leading a kabalite cartel (as opposed to being a regular archon I guess). He is going to be Don and I need suggestions beyond a name stolen from some old fluff, Kesharq. No, just THE DON does not count.

>>96784289
>ezekiel
>best duelist in the imperium btw
You seem to have conflated at least three different characters. Khârn fought Azrael, not Ezekiel, and Azrael is not the greatest swordsman of his chapter, as that honor belongs to Belial, whose prowess as a duelist relative to the rest of the Imperium's many master swordsmen can only be assumed.

>>96784259
He probably killed billions.
But that's meaningless compared to Typhus and Ahriman, who have brains and use them to actually do meaningful things.
At least he's not Lucius, who spent 10k years actually getting killed over an over again.

Easy kyle abba done vs peter turbo who would win in a sosig, beans and mushy peas eating contest

>>96784093
They hate us cause they aint us

>>96784093
so true my fellow yiffer

>>96784339
Put your trip back on

>>96784317
This is what the Imperium took from you.

>>96784319
>dude I read a book
>yeah I totally owned those eldar and the other legions are meathead jocks, what losers

WORD (not mine)

Which way, hobbyist?

>>96784394
they always did

>>96784327
Don'kei Pho'kar

>>96783935
>The next finger curls
It's just upgrade kits for current admech

>>96784259
Betrayed some motherfuckers, obviously.

>>96784394
That's been around for years, they were a part of the cursed founding and supposedly were cured of the black rage, but like everything for lamenters nothing nice ever happens to them.

>>96784394
Weve known since at least badab. Mad cause sad.

>>96784413
Under the table

>>96784415
No they didn't. The entire point of the chapter was "we fixed the black rage woops bad luck because cosmic fuckery says YOU LOSE".
>>96784438
>>96784446
How about fuck you shit fluffers.

>>96784467
>"we fixed the black rage woops bad luck because cosmic fuckery says YOU LOSE".
stop reading warhammer40k.wikia.com and watching loretubers retard
even in their earliest fluff it was written that they thought they eliminated the black rage and red thirst and then got hit harder by them than any other chapter

Finished the model and base
Happy with the paint scheme so im gonna do it for the rest of the army

>>96784478
I like it overall, are you going to do the eyes or will Uthar suffer from Visual Novel Protagonist Syndrome?

>>96784490
i tried doing the eyes like 3 times and just couldnt get them to a place where i liked it, not sure how i can go about doing them

why do tzaangors have the same tougness as rubrics, i thought space marine armour was supposed to be pretty tough but these stupid birdmen dont even have shields if they have chainsword and pistol so why are they just as tough as an ex-spacemarine

>>96784330
Azrael is no slouch, though. He killed one of Abaddon's top guys who had spent two campaign books leading up to the Fall of Cadia trolling the Blood Angels' first company. But Azrael shows up still recovering from surgery and murders this guy in four moves.

>>96784504
Because they're built different.

>>96784475
>even in their earliest fluff it was written that they thought they eliminated the black rage and red thirst and then got hit harder by them than any other chapter
This is fanwankery. The earliest fluff which is the cursed found chapter approved rules denied them death company because no black rage. The fluff part of that was them getting their shit kicked in.

>>96784517
you know what im really starting to turn around on this birdmen. i might pick some up next time im in my lgs

>>96784504
Armor isn't the toughness, otherwise sisters would also be T4
But yes, the birds are very thicc

>>96784523
>This is fanwankery
based retard
sorry your lore sloptubers lied to you :(

>>96784259
I know what THIS GUY'S general deal is but has HE actually done ANYTHING of note at any point in time?

>>96784524
They're pretty neat and fun to paint, they're almost like a pallet cleanser after you've been painting a bunch of rubrics.
I just wish I could run squads of 30 still.

I could be Abaddon's top guy.

>>96784523
They were thought to be the exception of the cursed founding in that they fixed their geneseed flaws then it came back and hit them tenfold
This lore is older than (you)

>>96784539
>>96784547
Anons I have the white dwarf with this fluff in it sitting on my shelf. You're citing fluff much later.

>>96784523
You're right, then like captain tycho they fell to the black rage.

>>96784546
This you?

>>96784478
>>96784500
Great model. I like the highlighting on the chest and shoulders and the basing looks good too.
Regarding eyes try taking your blacks and whites and tint them with your base skin color so they don't bulge out so much. Hit them with a thin red or purple wash afterwards to help them look more natural. Eyes are hard so practice practice practice

>>96784542
He respawned from a pile of discarded servitor parts.

>>96784524
I painted one for silver tower and had a lot of fun. Apparently the full kit is really nice to build too

>>96784589
This would look a lot better if you added some more shading around the eyes

>>96784415
untrue, Lamenters did not get access to Black Company until 6th edition when GW backpedaled on the 'cured geneflaw' lore for some reason. Probably because they were ditching unique chapter rules in general and changing all successors to be just carbon copies of a 2nd Founding chapter's rules because they're fucking faggots who hate fun

Is it better to try and purge yourself of a flaw and let come back worse, or is it better to wield and control your flaw to make it a weapon you can wield.

>>96784542
No, his whole gimmick is that he only loses

>>96784478
Sword turned out really nice anon, good stuff

>>96784600
But lamenters were just using blood angels rules by 5th...

>>96784542
He pulled an animu move against a fellow EC swordsman that was pretty fun.

When battling a WE captain he tanked a chainaxe with his kidney, then his second in command, Krysithius, tried to mutiny. Krysithius's gameplan was to throw a flashbang in Lucius's face and then, while Lucius was stunned, swiftly execute a disarming strike. And Krysithius is a former Palatine Blade, one of the old legion's elite swordsmen. He could pull this off as expertly as anybody. He's also been with Lucius for years and gamed this exact maneuver out in his head, so he's ready for it.

This becomes completely animu when Krysithius throws the flashbang and tries to execute the strike. What happens is that Lucius, completely blind and deaf from having had a grenade go off in his face, and still with a bloody chainaxe wound in his side, pulls the exact move Krysithius tried to do, but better and swifter. It happens so fast that it takes a moment for Krysithius to even register that he doesn't have a sword hand to strike with. Absolute anime.

So that was kinda fun.

>>96784555
Tycho was always BA.
BRING BACK TYCHO

>>96784603
All I know is i'm salty eviscerators got nerfed for SoB.

>>96783604
first time painting (my sisters, i did the intro set) but i think it's interesting, and i'm looking to get better over time. these are NEARLY done, but i kept getting hand cramp so im gonna finish them later

the general idea is brass, a dark crimsony red, and morghast bone to give a creamy beige for the cloaks. i want them to have some relation to imperium nihilus/perhaps the blood angels, but i haven't quite figured that out yet.

i considered doing fallen sisters of tzeentch, but i think without kitbashing them it'd look a bit lame -- i did experiment with colour scheme on one though.

if anyone has any opinions on something i'm overlooking please let me know, general ideas, obv not done yet tho

rn its blood angels contrast, averland sunset for eyes, runelord brass, morghast bone, screamer pink for the cloak lining

>ever since I moved to this town, lgs had this one box of boarding patrol for drukhari
>Dont really rush to buy it, but always keep it in the back of my mind.
>It sits on their shelves for literal fucking years
>Finally get into drukhari with the new releases and such
>It was in stock last week
>Want to buy it today and its gone.

You have got, to, be, fucking, kidding, me.

>>96784717
dunnae like the white on the VSS

I made a wraith guard

>>96784726
>she didn't bandwagon in the past
lmao @ ur craftworld

>>96784603
Is that meant to be a serious question?

First game with the new Kabalite Cartel Detachment tomorrow. Wish me luck.

>>96784748
If your opponent brings infantry you'll drown in so much puss- I mean pain tokens it will be laughable. Kabal cartel is by far the highest raw damage output detachment but is reliant on being smart as a player.

>>96784729
thank u, nor me desu :)

>>96784736
Arent craftworlds for eldar things, and Drukhari have, kabals, cults, covens? Which one is it?

>>96784603
Mephiston did it, git gud

>>96784775
nah Mephiston is just coasting off of Sanguinius's blessings it turns out. He didn't cure himself, Sangy's evil vampire soul shard fused with him and cured him that way

>>96784775
Mephiston is just the Vegeta of 40k.

>finally got around to picking up a wrecka krew box
>checking head swap possibilities, discover that the kommando and wrecka heads appear to be 100% compatible with no extra work needed across the nob leaders and the krew/kommandos.

God bless Brian Nelson, he hasn't forgotten us chronic kit-swappers. I know he didn't do the newer boyz kit but it's got me curious if those are the same.

>>96784791
What are some of Mephis greatest feats?

>>96783659
>thissun?! thissun right here?!

>>96784790
And why did he do that, anon? Why Mephiston and not a random bangle? Because he is that good.
>>96784791
I still haven't read/watched DB

>>96784823
being angry
re-arranging architecture
being angry
dude psychic powers lmao

>>96783224 (OP)
>Teleport a Bomb through shields

Well, shit, I guess I can be a custodian too.

>>96784259
He did do stuff in the 13th black crusade, then he killed Celestine afterwards. He was fighting alongside Angron during Arks of Omen too

I like Kossolax better

>>96784717
Genuinely happy to see you painting sisters and I can tell you put real effort in.
I look forward to seeing more

>>96784289
Nah Kharn vs Abaddon was pretty even. Maybe it's because he's in Terminator armor but Abaddon is actually physically stronger than Kharn

>introduce new character to a subfaction of space marine that gets very little love
>put them in terminator armor, arguably the coolest set of armor in all of sci
>give him a massive cudgel
>ruin everything by giving him a gay little tilt shield
>have an emblem on said tilt shield that no one would be able to paint well
>don't provide any transfer sheet with the emblem on it
So close to greatness.

>>96784917
This guy is way more detailed than I thought he was

>>96784899
>celestine
>but dead

>>96784917
>whining about kino tilting shields
faggot

>>96784546
Abandoned has like ten top guys, we all could be one

>>96784823
He became the living avatar of the black rage

I found the old TSons combat patrol with all the tzangors. Should I splurge for it? I only have the last battleforce they got.

>>96784923
Celestine's a jobber who dies on a regular basis

>>96784917
Maybe you're not familiar with decal sheet transfers, but you can paint over them. You just use an existing gear transfer and then you black out and freehand the symbol on the inside

>>96784932
Yeah but I'd actually get a mini unlike 9/10 of the current ones.

>>96784943
The Emperor says how about no, chaos scum.

>>96784909
thank you :)))

>>96784947
Her skull adorns Khorne's ass cushion, nothing you can do about it

>>96784917
that's just a red gear transfer and a random admech skitarii transfer sheet symbol inside

>>96784917
>he cant freehand gears
lmaoing at your life

It's 1am so im going to call it here and fix any obvious mistakes in the morning

>>96783274
>tfw got two CSM bodyguards, one with a heavy bolter and the other with a bolt pistol 'n chainsword.

Uh, 50/50 chance of me getting out alive?
They're not even finished yet...

>>96784973
post models

It's aggravating to me when I ignore ~~advice~~ opinions that turn out to be better that what I decided.
>black rim bases are easier and look better than the orange I was doing

>>96784988
>~~
Anon...

>>96784988
Sometimes people really are trying to help you

>>96784944
>>96784955
I am aware. I'm more or less peeved they obviously used a transfer of some kind but didn't provide any transfer (even one you'd have to paint over)
It wouldn't be the first time they made a small transfer sheet
Feels like a fuck you.
I'm probably just going to build and paint him without it.

>>96783274
>Ravenwing black knight
I hitch a ride and book it out of there with a hail of plasma shots. Try bringing a gun next time, honorless furry curs.

>>96784917
O&Tfag should sue for this design

>>96784988
Orange is a frustrating colour for the same reason yellows are. It's tough to make look good on flat surfaces

>>96783274
>last painted mini was Bayard's Revenge
I'm not sure even an Emperor's Champion will be able to defend me from the attack dogs of the Emperor.
maybe i don't believe enough.

>>96784988
>his base rims aren't goblin green
ngmi

>>96784955
The symbol is one of the techpriest ones but i have no idea what sheet has a red gear

>>96785070
Taking a look at the Ad Mech transfer sheet and you'd have to take a gear from the Kataphron section then the other symbol from the Techpriest Sigils.

>>96783695
If it's the plastic one just use plastic glue. It melts the plastic together so it should give you the same result as if it wasn't broken
If your issue there is alignment so that it dries straight try propping up both parts with with something so you can slide them into each other on a surface instead of having to hold them in your hand

>>96785108
The kataphron ones are not red though.
I'm really confused as to where it came from

>>96785121
Sorry i forgot to mention you'd have to paint over it but yeah i can't find a red gear on any transfer sheets

>>96785130
Escher coded

>>96785130
>pyromaniac gyaru SoB.
So...does she shake her ass whilst burning heretics?

>Chaos world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBMdqqg5pT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnwJA8K9eUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OKClJNl_9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq0XlRBfc9c
>Imperial world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq9I0pCf48c

choose
>I'll be a (insert snowflake roll here)
No, fuck you. You just get to be a normal dude. You can try to be a standard gurdsmen or a cultist, but everything else is off the table.
>I'll live in (insert special snowflake paradise world here)
No, fuck you. You only get to choose if you live under a certain cg, or the imperium and get random home out of that pool. Could b maccrage, could be cadia, could be medusa.

>>96785199
I should be able to pick the Tau.

>>96785199
>AIslop
get out

Ooooofffff
It's not mine but if something like this happens is there a way to salvage it?

>>96784144
>How could you tell I'm trans?"

>>96784941
hlep

>>96785355
why would you waste money on that many dogshit tzaangors

>>96784941
If it’s in a decent discount sure. Anything more than msrp no.

>>96784941
Do you want a bucket of tzangors?

>thinking of chaos armies I want to try
>see that I can make a fabius bile detachment unit of zerkers numbering 20 strong at 2k
>remember what I wanted most for zerkers in the old days
>go with 2" movement, that only helps for first movement...
>think of +1WS, that cuts misses in half
>add +1 attack for melee weapons is the real winner

So 5 attack zerkers with four 'powerfist equivalents' with 4 attacks each at 360 points/for 20. Great deal. I think I know what I'll run when I get to the army concept as a whole.

Ultramarines or Terminators tomorrow surely….

>>96785387
>>96785373
I think modelwise theyre pretty cool. PLus they're pretty good nowdays no?

>>96785383
Its msrp, but do consider that its an oop box too.

>>96785407
Rules are temporary, models are forever

>>96785199
>could be cadia
not anymore lol

>>96785407
The ultimate appeal of a combat patrol is that it’s a discount box. If you’re satisfied with the discount and want the models inside, then get it. It’s not more complicated than that.

>>96785407
Compared to the current box? Ehh….its a rough pick.

>>96785407
Tzaangors with invulnerable saves with the mixed daemon+tsons detachment makes them use-able. They get a 4++ with friendly daemons near them, and that makes their price point good for their cost.

>>96785446
>>96785434
I might get that one too at a later date. I generally like getting at least one-of each available unit in an army. Easy for TSons cause they dont have that many anyway.

>>96785444
Its just I bought too much shit this month and already have so much planned anyway. I got that FOMO fever, worried that this is gonna sell out and ill miss out on the bundle box.

>>96785434
More true than ever with changes every quarter

>>96783224 (OP)
I want to lick her abs

when can we expect tau firewarriors part of army to get new models? Im talking about infantry. Mechs are cool i guess but i would preffer to use tau as "future" military units with infantry and atanks not gundam squads

I hope we get some more monsters girls next edition.

Finished the guy. Back to my assault marines.

>>96785693
I mentioned this elsewhere.

Give tau Capes. Give them the Helldivers Aesthetic. It would save their look.

>>96785693
I think the closest we'll get to a new tau infantry units will be a resculpt of the sniper drone team, but maybe a unit that revolves around leading drones?

>>96785724
>Tau Helldivers
that's kind of hot

>>96785695
You better hope Drukhari survive.

>>96785717
Cool shit, this for the collage?

>>96785724
So like the cadre fireblade they already have?

>>96785742
No. Collage guy was done last week. I lost me of my bladeguard and had to replace him(rip).

>>96785746
missing the dark look to them, keep the tau yellow/tan color for the borders like you see on the line work of the gif:
>>96785724

>>96785756
You can always paint them like that, I was just pointing out they do have caped units already.

>>96785765
So what you do is tape two sides of painters tape together, and cut it to shape. Then paint the cape and slowly form it as it dries. Use textured paint at the end for a certain look. Shiny if you coat it in glue.

It's super fucking cheap and easy to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ0cOFKpto4

>>96785770
also, use a painting stencil to mark the cape shape so you're perfect every time when you cut one out

>>96785770
If someone is requesting GW make them a specific unit to fill an aesthetic I don't think they're gonna do the hobby required to fulfil that aesthetic.
But that's very neat anon, thank you for sharing, I think I'll try that on my word bearers.

>>96785739
Survive with their skin baring models intact, the put more and more clothes on them with every model update, wyches use to look like this

>>96785820
a fun way to do tapestries is to use pencil sharpened very thin and write them out after the paint is dry and then paint your matte clear coat over it

the shinyness and weird sheen from pencil on a colored background looks cool

>>96785830
dare I ask you to post what the models looked like?

>>96785908
Like everything else at the time, it's not like updating the required putting more clothes on them

>>96783224 (OP)
Delete the op image. It's heresy
>>96783262
Playing tau is heresy. Anime can be heresy depending on what you're watching.
>>96783597
now this is an arousing battle sister in her sexy full armor as the emperor intended. Finally a thread full of images approved by the God Emperor instead of the usual Xenophilic heresy smut usually posted here.

>>96785982
Lol, fag.

I love my big red wife magnus the red

>>96783604
Paint them like they're in thigh highs

>>96786060
never post this dogshit AIslop again

>>96785756
>>96785770
>>96785851
Wow that is very interesting, please tell me a recipe for eggs Benedict translated into cantonese

Hmm.
One forgefiend and a dunecrawler
Or forgefiend and a kelermorph...

>>96786073
Is the secondary frightened by hobby talk?

>>96786049
blackstar is superior to this ugly AI slop

>>96786062
Why not, boobs are cool.

>>96786086
False because he doesn't have boobs and a fat ass

>>96786081
Each one of those posts picked a single word to base their entire reply on while ignoring everything else, that's a bot

>>96786060
Based, I wonder you could do the same for sisters of silence or custodes

Personally I prefer chaos girls.

>>96786104
You're genuinely schizophrenic

>>96786123
Are we gonna make her the new cultist Chan? Fuck it that’s what we’re doing now.

>>96786123
I'd like her more if she was 25 feet tall with s cups

>>96786140
Man, I think you just miss Sana.
I do too

>>96786123
Stop trying to force your fucking off-topic vtuber faggotry.

>>96786123
>animal ears with human ears

>>96786152
she's the mascot of GW, she's on-topic :)

Trying to push highlights and shadows on this assassin
painting her boobs made me feel funny

>>96786156
It would be furry art if it had no human ears (:

>>96786123
>Kollers
Long time since I've heard that name
He did by and far the best maid Marian art

>>96786156
You don't like a bit of chaos, cousin?

1/11

>>96786177
2/11

>>96786177
Hell yeah, keen to see the rest.

>>96786182
3/11

>>96783298
Probably wondering why I made her dummy thicc.

>>96786187
4/11

>>96783298
>CSM
Wow I'm dead.

>>96786195
5/11

>>96786202
6/11

>>96786208
7/11

>>96786214
8/11

>>96786220
9/11

>>96783679
>>96783688
Based flecktarn chads and based upsetting officer. Having your guard commander randomly BTFOing way superior opponents is the funniest shit. Had a company commander and command squad wipe out 10 blood claws and straken wipe out a 5 man chaos termie unit.

>>96786225
10/11

>>96786235
11/11
+10 VP for most painted army

>>96786060
Damn this is hot

>>96786242
Great job dude, maybe one day we will me each other on the field of battle!

>>96786245
Stop pretending. We are all know that you are gay furry lover.

>>96786242
Good shit. was it a 1k game?

>>96786256
You know everyone knows this "Furry" business is nothing other than a pathetic attempt to malign the SW and its players. Jealousy will eat you whole and spit you out anon, I suggest buying the new SW Codex and learning the error of your ways.

>>96786225
Oof. That hurts.

>>96786270
shut the fuck up tourist

>>96786288
I'm not a tourist and you know that. I have gone thru my year of trial and have come out the other side. I demand recognition for my fortitude and ability to withstand ridicule and harassment. Its time for me to be accepted into community events.

>>96786298
one day you will die by my hand you obese land whale, I shall hunt ye and desplay thine bloated corpse while yon family rejoices to be free of thine burdenous existence.

>>96786253
Maybe! If you're ever in San Diego let me know.
>>96786263
Yeah it was 1k. Most of the VP came from doubling up on controlling no man's land objectives w/ characters.

>Screamers, Horrors, and Flamers on the way
>After that I'll finally tackle a LoC
should be finished up painting just in time for them to squat the whole range from 40k, awesome

>>96786312
My family loves me and so do the board regulars, its you who are a pariah here and amongst your kinsmen. I will last until I break through and you will fall at the wayside, begone heathen.

>>96786298
You're never not going to be a tourist
anybody who came to 4chan after 2009 is a tourist
you're just an omega one
you will never belong here
the fact that you scrambled to make a tripcode is proof of that

>>96786325
>And so do the board regulars
PermaBanned from 109 community events btw

>>96786313
Nice, my personal preference is 1k-1.5k and 2k always seems bloated to me, but that may just be because when I got started with 40k, 1500pts was the norm for a long time. Then GW started literally and figuratively scaling up 40k after Apocalypse came out and suddenly every game GW made was about getting bigger and 2000pts was the new standard. Even the LotR game, which was a good little skirmish game, turned into an army vs army game.

>>96786327
Scrambled? lol I did it to appease the mentally defunct and try to ease the boards suffering. They all see what kind of man you are now. I may remove the trip because the common folk now understand that I was never the cause of the boards derision.

>>96786331
I hope all SW players will be banned forever from all events. God they awful.

>>96786347
So you lost to a SW player, please tell me how that made you feel?

>>96786346
the second you removed it last time people were PISSED that they wouldn't be able to filter your faggotry anymore lmao

>>96786343
Is this fan art

>>96786346
Genuinely just kill yourself
You're here 14 hours a day even though everybody hates your guts
You have nothing in life
You will amount to nothing
And you most certainly will never be welcome here

>>96786350
No they wernt, they in fact did not even notice. On the other hand I have been defended by board regulars while you have been derided and mocked for you obvious nomodel commitment to the hobby and lack of lore knowledge.

>>96786325
>the board regulars
https://rentry.org/mutant-policy

>>96786354
I have already been welcomed here while you have been mocked for being a nomodels nerd with no social skills and severe acne.

Are tau fun to paint/collect? I know it’s subjective but I like how they look like little blue ayy lmaos

>>96786362
>they in fact did not even notice
why do you lie about things we can just look at the archive and see lmao

>>96786386
you sound like (You) will enjoy collecting them, and that's what matters.

>>96786390
I think so. I’ve just heard so many people say they don’t like how they play, and I’m still relatively new and learning how i like to play with my first army right now.

>>96786402
its more a holdover from previous editions. They have a focus on overwhelming ranged firepower in 10th but the changes to terrain and starting layouts has really toned down what made them so unfun in previous editions.

>>96786386
Tau have a very homogeneous esthetic, I find they are enjoyable to paint because they're very straightfoward and are on the easy end of the spectrum. Of course the caveat is you're painting a lot of the same surfaces and shapes even among different models, but it does also mean any skills or techniques you use carry right over to virtually every model. Aside from Kroot & friends, all you have is cloth, hard armor, occasional exposed skin, and that's about it. But the sculpting style also leaves a lot of room for variations on a color theme, or even freehand. I also think the battlesuits and vehicles are great for working on traditional scale modeling skills like weathering and camo patterns.
Picrel is not mine, but I just like it, simple as.

>>96786123
>tomboy
Anon, she is a basic Stacy who goes to EDM festivals when she isn't grifting you. She doesn't give a fuck about Warhammer and if she had gotten the collab with GW, she would have just faked enthusiasm the whole stream. She didn't even play Space Marine 2 when it was the flavor of the week streamer game. It's time to stop spamming her in /40kg/.

>>96786349
>lost to SW player
Is it even possible? Or you're talking about their stench? Yeah the smell is awful. And that is why all SW players must be banned.

>>96786440
No confidance

>>96786440
He's been banned before for spamming that stupid shit. He's literally too autistic to stop on his own. Just report it as off-topic and hope a janitor does something worthwhile for fucking once.

>>96786455
>Is it even possible?
Considering they're one of the dauntless few, it's more than possible, it's extremely likely

>>96786461
I hope you're not so retarded to think that a deletion is a ban

>>96786438
Modeled interiors makes me want to coom

>>96786467
You'd be surprised at the amount of newfags there are around these days.

>>96786466
'Dauntless few' is just Bobby G's shitty opinion. SW lost every battle in their pathetic history.

>>96786438
I think they appeal to me because they look more like classic sci fi aliens. They don’t necessarily look like a warhammer faction and I think that’s cool.

>>96786440
I genuinely dont understand the desire to force your side interests in everyones face in the space that isn't for it. There is an entire vtuber board, anon could literally make threads for it there. Instead you go to the wargame forum and post about vtubers 20 times a day. I get all the /tg/ moderators quit and we don't have mods/jannies anymore, but I dont even understand the desire to do it in the first place.

It's not even like it comes up naturally because someone has a vtuber model or there was a vtuber who painted warhammer or something and you posted about it once or twice. its literally just an infinite stream of samefagging yourself with fanart of some bitch online you give money and simp for so she can read your name once a week.

>>96786492
the reason is the throoders literally get a dopamine rush when throoding and they realized mods allow a new thread when we hit image limit so they are intentionally bumping the images to get to throod as fast as possible. If you get 150 images a thread and 15 of them are AI slop of gender bent magnus thats a 10% increase in throod speed.

>>96786479
Sounds like something someone would say if their faction was outside of the dauntless few. Eat shit N

>buy an army
>start small
>get enough built to do my first couple of games at 1k
>I don't actually enjoy this army as much as I thought I would
so what's the move here?

>>96786508
another ban

>>96786513
ooo wow, its obvious you and your friends are bullies and force anyone who wants to be apart of community events to be enslaved to your lefty mental agenda.

>>96786492
>you go to the wargame forum and post about vtubers 20 times a day
>samefagging
This is literally the first time I've ever posted a vtuber in /tg/ and it was explicitly to get the rat ritual poster to shut the fuck up. Direct your complaints to >>96786123, or don't complain at all.

>>96786508
Guilliman is not a warrior. Small fraction of WB almost destroyed his legion at Calth. So his 'dauntless few' are just shitty legions with weak primarchs.

>>96786479
>Bobby G's shitty opi-ACK
Guilliman and the ultramarines are the face of the setting tranny

>>96786526
I didn't mean you anon, I mean the LET CHAOS TAKE THIS THREAD shitposter/spammer.

>>96786511
Could it be that because the army is new, you're still getting the hang of their rules and how they play which is making the games more of a mental workout for you? When I got back into 40k it was like that for me because it was a completely different game to what I knew before, and a lot of my games were hard to simply enjoy because I had to focus so much on referencing and understanding my units and rules even in a casual setting.

>>96786526
>It's ok that I post it because I'm company
Jesus Christ

>>96786534
simple misunderstanding, have a nice day anon

>>96786511
Start a new army.
Keep the old army, the rules change all the time, if you like the models wait until their rules are fun.

>>96786536
I feel like it's because the army's style isn't something I'm enjoying
I thought I'd enjoy an in your face melee army, but the parts of the combat I enjoyed most was using fun movement to bamboozle and shooting things with big guns

>>96786540
correct

>>96786540
I'm company too

>>96786526
That's not how that works, you don't dissuade an offtopic spammer by replying with your personal preference of the same kind of offtopic spam, all that does is show the spammer that they have a kindred poster who will 'get' their posts and will just make even more.

>>96786347
Orangewolfanon is pretty nice to talk to, you leave hik out of this

>>96786533
Bad for the setting I guess. Because Guilliman and Ultramarines are pathetic losers. They lost to WB. They were not present on Terra. Guilliman lost every fight against another primarchs.

>>96786467
Generally means a janny has an issue with it and not the moderators. Janny isn't necessarily the one who sent the report. But they at least agreed with it so the post got pruned

>>96786571
Because just telling him to fuck off and deleting his posts has worked so well thus far, right?

>>96786555
wut army

>>96786522
Nta but you didn't have to call out anything about political alignment. Simmer down

>>96786602
We can't delete his posts, we aren't jannies. Have you deleted his posts anon? You could always filter him

Fun fact: Decalanon used a very, very weak tripcode. :^)

>>96786533
Why was the newest tyrannic war less cool and mire unimportant than devastation of baal then? Did the ultramarines ever kill so many tyranids that khorne got jealous and started sending daemons to beat their high score? Didn't think so

>>96786614
khorne flakes

>>96786571
Nothing matters dipshit. There are no moderators, reports don't work. This general is a containment cell for manchildren. Genuinely we had less than 10 mods and half of them quit. This space is essentially unmoderated and replying or not replying makes zero difference if they post because they are posting it ON PURPOSE to thread faster, to bump other threads off the board. The board is at the actual lowest population its ever been at historically. These people will strangle the last remaining life out of this place until its well and truly dead, which makes me a bit sad because I have great memories of this board over the last 15 years. No behavior you do matters, the writing is on the wall.

>>96786642
I don't get it? Should I fix something? I just made a random code...

>>96786642
Why didn't you just filter him instead of cracking his trip and causing more problems you fucking faggot. Are you so deprived of excitement that this is what you dedicate the calories in your body to?

>>96786642
if you post under it, I won't see it because that tripcode is filtered so I could care less

>>96786242
Nice batrep, always love to see the rhino chassis run over some tyranids.

>>96786657
>population low
Is there a metric site that tracks site traffic?

>>96786668
How could he crack my trip, its just random numbers and letter with symbols. I have not yet seen anyone pretend to be me with the trip.

>>96786673
he's just doomfagging

>>96786673
several. this board gets slightly more traffic than pokemon and less than lgbt and wrestling

What?

>>96786657
>Doom posting
>While posting furry trash
Duality of man

>>96786681
>>96786690
That kinda makes this place more /secretclub/ which is pretty cool

>>96786692
This was just a test

>>96786651
I don’t know if it’s still viable, but I remember reading that the Vehicl/Tank/Shooting part of the army is weirdly viable. Maybe check out the relevant detachment, I think it’s Goretrack Onslaught, where you very reasonably use tanks and heavy armor to cover the infantry advance.

>>96786690
>wrestling
/pw/ would be completely fucking dead if it weren't for literally and i mean literally two posters who argue with each other 24/7

>>96786690
You are delusional

>>96786709
Prove it

>>96786679
So it was actually you lashing out and making political comments despite nobody bringing it up? Answer carefully
>>96786522

>>96786586
>They lost to WB.
Nope, had the most troops post heresy
>They were not present on Terra.
Because horus was terrified of Robute and did everything in his power to prevent him from going to tera
>Guilliman lost every fight against another primarchs.
Nope
>>96786648
>Did the ultramarines ever kill so many jobbers that another jobber got jealous and started sending jobbers to job?
Sorry pumpkin, the legion that matters was too busy winning the setting for the imperium, you're welcome for upgrading your only relevant character btw

>>96786657
I would smooch the pretty wolf lady, but you shouldnt post her here people don't like it, but you could tell her to come over to my place after. I've got a bone from a country ham in my freezer if she'd like it

>>96786657
remember the absolute meltdown from SWfags when people posted this dude's piece of the bikini furry with a TWC photoshopped on her back lmao

>>96786724
>pol
>52.9 posts per minute
Jesus fuck no wonder. How on earth do they maintain a janny team there. I can't believe we're bigger than /d/ and /aco/ put together. I would've thought they were way more active but I haven't been there in years and years. Kinda fucked to see we're like 7x as big as /toy/ as well

>>96786738
>have most troops after heresy
Because they were not fighting, they sit on their asses in Ultramar.
>Horus was afraid of UM
Nope. Horus had a god powers. Only the Emperor could stop him.
Guilliman lost to Lorgar, Angron, Fulgrim, Magnus, Mortarion.

>>96786195
how did the horms go that fast? impressive engagement range.

>>96786738
>uhhh tyranids actually don't matter
Isn't that like 90% of all the ultramarines victories, cause they don't seem to do anything else

>>96786773
Thunderwolf cavalry? Why would they be mad, she a qt

>>96786235
didnt you say the sanguinor got eaten? not sure if he matters for any kill points

>start reading Godblight
>”Oh you mean the Grey Knight Brother CaptainIonan Grud, who bested Typhus on Galatan will oversee this important interrogation?”
I think an editor gave Guy Haley a lot of shit for not naming the guy who beat Typhus in Plague Wars lmao.

The fact that 4chan won't let me reply to every single model post in the same reply and give each one a little compliment is fucking gay.

I fucking hate this website.

>>96786810
reply to them in batches of 5

>>96786810
I don't want your replies anywhere near my models you subhuman AIslop posting futafaggot

>>96786732
What?!?!?

>>96786789
My guys moved up turn 1, hormagaunts can advance and charge. They rolled a 6 on advance and made the charge

>>96786797
Oh yeah he did get eaten. I forgot to add that he was only around for 1 turn :P

>>96786851
Answer. Was that you or did someone crack your trip

>>96786785
if you subtract mtg, aos and 40kg from this board its the same size.

>>96786789
NTA but horms are pretty fast. They move 10 and have advance and charge.

>>96786822
Is 5 the magic number? I'll keep that in mind
>>96786825
Everyone could use a compliment now and again

>>96786788
>Horus had a god powers.
And was still so afraid of Robute he sent delay after delay to keep him on ultramar.
Only the Emperor could stop him.
Robute could of figured something out
>Guilliman lost to Lorgar, Angron,
Nope
>Fulgrim
Cheated
Magnus, Mortarion.
Nope
>>96786790
99% of the setting is jobbers, so yeah, but 99% of all the battles that matter are faught and won by the ultramarines

>>96786893
read betrayer instead of blindly seething

>>96786873
Is the towergirls gen still populated? Always thought the chibis were qt and it seemed busy about half a decade ago

>>96786893
>could of
>faught
I don't trust you to relay the information you've read and have it still be correct.

>>96786890
>I KNOW THAT BULGE

>>96786940
I get that reference lol

>>96786947
I... was in that thread.

>take birthday weekend trip to Chicago
>get everything paid for and driven around everywhere
>entire time sightseeing thinking "i wish i were home painting minis..."

how over for me is it bwos ? is my 40k illness terminal ?

>>96786949
Nice. Ive always wanted to be part of meme history but I'm too much of a newfag. I really enjoyed reading about project chanology

>>96786893
>Lorgar, Angron
Guilliman literally crawl away from Angron who could finish Rob at any moment
>Fulgrim cheated
How? Fulgrim beat Rob in the fair fight.
>Magnus
He also beat Guilliman. Read a book.
>Mortarion
Literally killed Guilliman. Read a book.

>>96786955
You're just an introvert, anon.

>>96786949
I don't watch tuber essays but I'd watch one on the iceberg of /d/ memes if it wasn't something that would be shot off youtube. Would be cool for one of /tg/ memes too

>>96786959
It was the era of Servalfag saying Good Sir all the time and spinning code geas kicking memes. You could see a shoop-da-woop once or twice.

>>96786962
You're just arguing with a shitstirrer rn. Nobody cares about the ultras.

>>96786949
I was in the valverave thread that spawned this one and it always wierded me out that it spread to normie culture and I see it still used today when it was such a niche show that is kind of legendary for how bad it was (I had a blast)

>>96786969
At one time before ban spam /tg/ was an sidestep of /d/ that often had better porn.

>>96786970
>>96786990
for me, its gigapudi on /b/

>vtumor garbage
>ai goonerslop
>barely any models posted
nuke this fucking thread

>>96787036
best I can do is post a dread

>>96787036
Post 30 model pics and make it better and the next one might be better too

>>96787036
>barely any models
Hey one anon posted a battle report and these guys posted some good shit
>>96785717
>>96785746
>>96784478

>>96784717
You guys paint the boobs on your sisters? P-perverts!
How do you keep your hand steady? Mine would shake just thinking about touching my sister's breasts with a brush.

>>96787053
best i can do is post forty models in one pic

so do we see the terminator box on preview tomorrow morning? I'd buy it but I don't think I need more than 30 terminators really..

>>96787083
do you have banners for those banner-poles or did you just like the spiky walking sticks?

>>96783871
The marine is already about to stab the wretched zeno creature in the neck with his knife.
The marine is fine.

>>96787053
Here's some models from one of my on hold projectsm

>>96787089
>he doesn't like the force halberd
ngmi

>>96787089
Those are spears anon

>>96787074
Love your army, looks great

>>96787104
>>96787106
i clicked the grey knight post instead of the khorne post shit.

>>96787074
i was talking about these spiky walking sticks not the force halberds

>>96784542
He's a useless hobo that dies a lot.

>>96785318
Why did someone cum on the crozius?

>>96786086
This shit looks like the art what DarthVegeta made.

>>96786156
Has twice the hearing capability.

>>96787048
This guy turned out so sick
>>96787053
Postan some lads
>>96787074
Any plans to get the big forgeworld thirster?

>>96787139
My powers are cooler, I don't need to run.

>>96787139
You should do more art of him so I can make a Lora and give him big boobs

>>96787144
>Any plans to get the big forgeworld thirster?
ka'bandha? i've checked my recasters and even through them it's too expensive to justify
i have considered getting a rogue trader bloodthirster through them to use as basing material however

>>96787166
Can you make some pictures of Empress with giga tiddies?

>>96787144
ty lammy appreciate it

>>96786440
Based korone chad trvke

>>96786325
>so do the board regulars
You really are a compulsive liar, aren't you

>>96787277
I don't think it's compulsive anymore.
It's straight up pathological at this point.

>>96787277
He lies about the most asinine things I don't get it

>>96786325
>My family loves me and
You bringing this up for no reason and writing this already tells me that you subconsciously know that they don't and you just lie to cope with it.

>>96786990
I was in the valvrave threads too, what a fucking shitshow that was

>>96786522
>lefty agenda
I'm basically literally hitler myself but you and your faggotry is just so cringe. Keep that shit on /pol/. You just make everyone on the right look bad by association.

>>96787210
I was getting my beauty sleep this better be good

More fat fetish porn for my image filters

>>96787394
fat?

>>96787371
It's perfect, thank you. I like the thigh tattoos.

>>96783340
Looks like our superiority has led to some controversy

Just give in to the Glory of the primordial annihilator, then you two can experience the joy of playing a faction that isn't the dedicated NPC punching bag

>>96787404
Take another. Couldn't decide on vertical or horizontal thigh tats

>>96787420
Very nice.

>>96787407
Blow it out your ass.

>>96786325
>>96786298
>>96786522
Remember when you promised that you were going to stop engaging in this way? Don't you remember how doing so was the condition for you being allowed into community events? You took up a whole thread with this come to jesus moment. How long was it meant to be? A month?
Now, less than a week later, here we are.

>>96787420
Built for my Night Lords

>>96784019
Even then didn't matter that much once they introduced hull points. Remember 6th and 7th edition Auto cannons were King because Mid-Strength weapons wounded most enemies on twos or threes which meant that even with them getting their full save you could just strip wounds?

These youngins have no idea that there was a time when Auto cannons wounded rhinos on a 4+ and they only had two wounds. The absolute most durable vehicles that weren't super-heavys (leman russ, land raiders etc) had 4 wounds and strength 7 wounded them on a 6. They also wounded your terminators on a two plus, and they only had one wound. Shit was awful

whenever someone shoots at a unit and get a lot of misses on the hit roll i ALWAYS say "my unit matrix dodges your bullets" and its funny every time

I've been thinking recently that theres a lot of chalk in the tap water where i live, so i was wondering if i should be using de-mineralised water for making a wet palette instead?

>>96787629
Reverse osmosis is good, it's nice for making your own mediums cause it doesn't go stagnant

>>96787645
im way too stupid to understand what that means

>>96787629
The amount of chalk in your water is not significant enough to do anything meaningful to your wet palette. If you notice any buildup on the sponge - just chuck it and use a new one.

>>96787645
Reverse osmosis filter very very small holes
Bacteria literally too big to fit through holes
Only water particle fit
Water stay clean Long time
Good for airbrush thinner

>>96787651
>>96787713

We page 8
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>>96787750
>>96787750
>>96787750

>>96786657
Quests did irreparable damage to /tg/.

>>96786785
/d/ is one of the most sane boards on the 4chins. For the most part posters there know what they like, stick to their lane and are civil. The futa sometimes gets too excessive and has to be curbed but beyond that deviants are nice people apparently.

>>96785199
>make ai write script
>have ai read script
>generate ai pictures
this is revolting

>>96787125
It's not cum, anon. It's all lubed up and ready to go.

>>96786657
There are mods, they just only spring into action when someone says something political they disagree with. Like if you suddenly start talking about kikes and niggers ruining stuff they'll hop in.
It's anarcho-tyranny.