Thread 96804072

>Dogshit composition
>"color theory? lmao whats dat"
>The perspective is nonexistent, multiple eye levels, everything is skewed and nauseating
>"I don't need to learn anatomy! It's MY STYLE"
>CAN'T EVEN DRAW A FUCKING RAINBOW
>Some characters that are farther in the image are too dark, and those that are closer are too bright, even though the characters and objects that are farther should be brighter
I don't give a FUCK about faggotry, but this image right here is why DnD is fucking dead. Wizards of the Coast simply don't give a fuck about quality of anything they make or publish. It's all a cheap, shitty cashgrab, made at the lowest cost possible.
This one, single image is the prime example why DnD is over. They exceeded $1 Billion in revenue, but can't be bothered to get a good art for their ass media campaign.
If you think they'll ever bother to improve their dogshit, broken system, or write another good, immersive campaign. Don't count on it. It's never been more over than now.

This is like the fifth thread about this stupid image.

Ah good, i was hoping we could have this thread for a fifth time in less than a week. There was so much left unsaid after the last four times

They don't need good art when you continue to advertise their products for free.

>>96804072 (OP)
Modern D&D is shit, we know. Have you tried playing better games and making threads about those instead of continuing to come back to D&D like a battered housewife?

>>96804072 (OP)
>If you think they'll ever bother to improve their dogshit, broken system, or write another good, immersive campaign. Don't count on it. It's never been more over than now.
IT HAS BEEN THIS WAY FOR A FUCKING DECADE ALREADY, YOU FECKLESS LITTLE MORON.
THE TIME TO STOP CARING ABOUT D&D WAS 3 MONTHS AFTER 5ES RELEASE, YOU RETARDED LITTLE SHITWIPE.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, I AM SICK OF THESE FUCKING THREADS AND THE SMOOTHBRAINED FAGGOTS WHO KEEP POSTING THEM, AS IF ANYBODY GIVES A SINGLE FUCKING SHIT ABOUT SOME SOCIAL MEDIA ART POST FROM FUCKING 5E.

GROW THE FUCK UP, DROP THE RETARDED TROLL STUPIDITY, AND MOVE THE FUCK ON ALREADY.

Fuck.
You witless losers need an actual hobby instead of whatever these pathetic excuses for a thread are. You will not change D&D, and this has been true for a goddamned decade. Fucking sheep so desperate for Papa WotC to acknowledge them and give them even the littlest crumb. Pathetic.

>>96804072 (OP)
Gay shit like this makes my skin crawl.
I've seen ISIS videos I was less repulsed by.
Why is this?

>>96804242
Are you in isis?

>>96804072 (OP)
>Tower crumpling the background
>None of the faggots or troons give a shit
Makes sense. The post supported trans lifeline btw who are anti ICE, anti prisons??, even anti detention??

>>96804242
To show that this hobby is not meant for you, chud.

I like how nobody ever says anything about how horrendously lazy the dragon is. LOOK at its poor feet and overall design.

>>96804072 (OP)
You thin skinned babies are so easily triggered. If it weren't for you dumbasses constantly reposting these images to screech and reee at 99% of you would've never seen it and wouldn't care.

>>96804072 (OP)
>I hate d&d so I'll make d&d threads all day, every day, until I die.

>>96804105
>>96807964
>>96804228
We will stop posting it when this garbage stops invading the hobby, ass clown.

>>96804072 (OP)
Threads like this make me so thankful for this hobby. I see your image and agree: it's dogshit art in both composition and art direction. And yet I do not feel anger or any emotion stronger than a dismissive scoff because no amount of "woke" or shitty art WotC puts out has any bearing on my gaming experience. I am in complete control of my own content. A shame/v/ and /co/ doesn't have this freedom.

>>96811085
>We will stop posting it when this garbage stops invading the hobby

this has been the hobby for a while.
Keep walking, tourist

>>96812167
>Play ttrpgs to escape the normies who hate me
>Normies invade our space
>Take over and asks us to leave
>Rinse and repeat
Fuck off cunt, you don’t even care about the game you just want to own the chuds or whatever the fuck.

>>96804072 (OP)
I don't care about le epic culture wars bullshit, but this god awful art style needs to fuck off and die.

>>96804072 (OP)
overall some good critique, this specific art is beyond garbage objectively
however
1) do we need a new thread for this every single day?
2)
>muh red lines and blue lines
this point implies those buildings are parallel to each other, which they are obviously not
they don't have to converge on a single point

>>96812355
Doesn't matter. Even if they're not parallel, the eye level remains the same, always. Look at those cuboids, they're not parallel, but they all have the same vanishing point (Unless they'd be deliberately skewed vertically, or had non-Euclidean geometry) . The drawing DnD posted has no vanishing points at all, it's just random scribbles that make no sense at all. Especially the building on the left.

>>96811085
>one picture retarded cultwartards who don't do anything gets posted once by the company
>cultwartards "AAAAAA MOM WE'RE BEING INVADED I HAVE TO REPOST THIS IMAGE 4957 TIMES AND CRY ABOUT IT ONLINE TO A BUNCH OF POSTERS WHO DON'T CARE AT BEST OR WILL LAUGH AT MY OBSESSION WITH IRRELEVANT CULTWAR BULLSHIT!"

>>96812430
They are parallel on the horizontal plane so they converge on the horizon. Now tilt a box.

>>96812478
Same anon, to be clear, the OP pic is trash, and perspective is wrong, but not because of the blue and red lines. Look at the barrel elipse degrees. For example, that's even worse.

>>96812190
>Take over and asks us to leave
leave what exactly?
I'm pretty sure "they" aren't going into your home and forcing you out of your table
With crowdfunding there has never been the same abundance of TTRPGs for all tastes as there are now
Just pick what you want
>but muh D&D
well ok that's fair but
your picrel is unrelated because that the doing of the IP owner
and secondly no one is going around destroying previous editions copies, in fact they sell them, so you are fully encouraged to play the game you would enjoy

But no, you'd much rather whine on the internet than play games
I swear to god american polarizing politics have poisoned every fucking aspect of online discourse with constant whining

>>96812430
you are correct but the blue lines on the dnd art are not from the same box so no they have no obligation to converge at the vanishing point
[they are also pretty sloppy but that's not the point]
picrel of an hyperbolic example with your boxes in pink

art is shit but that exact point of critique doesn't really hold IMO so fix it if you want to display it that's all I'm saying

>>96804228
So stop caring that people care.
>erm you're not allowed to be angry at this but I get to scream and poopy my pants over you not liking it!
Take your own advice and move on.

>>96804072 (OP)
Dungeons & Dragqueens

>>96812510
Why the fuck would you connect those pink lines??
It's not a vanishing point. They all connect to the horizon line.
They wouldn't connect to the horizon line, only if one of them was tilted vertically. The red line is the eye height, the horizon line, and if the boxes are all straight, no matter their horizontal rotation, they should adhere to it. But I guess the DND art is SO FUCKING GAY it cannot have straight buildings either.

>>96811085
I wouldn't even know this image exists if you weren't reposting it twice a week with a dedicated shitposting thread.
Are you fucking 12 by chance? Because you sure act that age

>>96812564
>Why the fuck would you connect those pink lines??
because they are two horizontal lines belonging to two separate [non-tilted] boxes
just like the two blue lines in the OP
they belong to separate buildings

the pink lines represent an intentionally more obvious example, but it's the same case
those two lines are not obliged to connect on the horizon

>>96812190
>>96811085
>>96804072 (OP)

Find a different safe space if yours doesn't allow people to be themselves.

Especially if the game is a bunch of adults playing make-believe with plastic dice.

You don't like the theme? Just choose a different setting with your group. That option is ALWAYS available. But no, every couple days we have to listen to you sorts bitch about everything JUST because it's allowed in other groups which don't fucking affect you.

Quietly unfuck your head from your own ass and play the game or fuck off to Trench Crusade with the rest of them. Polite sage. Get fucked, OP.

>>96813451

We see what you're trying to do, trying to make us the "snowflakes" and resorting to private property logic saying "make your own game" (only when it suits you).

You have invaded a nice hobby your people couldn't possibly ever create. You turned it into faggotry, like everything your people touch; you ruin economies, you ruin nations, you enable and protect criminals and undermine morality. And yet you don't seem to get why people don't want to play being in a diverse gay romance between a quirky orc with a passion for knitting and a tiefling that has a hairstyle like yours. Your life is based on attending college and fitting in.


I'd rather delve into dungeons, plunder treasure, fight enemies, and go on actual adventures.

>>96804072 (OP)
D&D will be gayer in 2035 and you can't do anything about it bitchboy.

>>96814380
>I'd rather delve into dungeons, plunder treasure, fight enemies, and go on actual adventures.
Literally no one is stopping you

Posting this fucking picture should count as an instaban for spam at this point. Sadly, the mods don't care, since every one of these threads keeps feeding ad bucks to gookmoot. Having said that, all of these are probably mod threads.

>>96814669

You people are literal parrots who repeat catchphrases and resort to the same sophistry. You can't produce any original thoughts of your own.

>>96814380
>trying to make us the "snowflakes"
You are the fucking snowflakes. Youre sensitive little bitches who meltdown about systems and people they hate doing things they dont like. That is the most typical snowflake behavior possible.
>and resorting to private property logic saying "make your own game"
You will never change WotCs stance on how their games look, play, or anything else. None of these threads will do anything but be a reservoir for the tears of snowflakes throwing temper tantrums.

>And yet you don't seem to get why people don't want to play being in a diverse gay romance between a quirky orc with a passion for knitting and a tiefling that has a hairstyle like yours.
Is WotC forcing you to play their game and forcing you to play in this style? No, no they are not. Youre a snowflake upset other people are playing the game in a way you don't like. And youre upset that WotC is nominally catering to these other people with social media art posts that arent canon to any setting they create. Meanwhile, the books are about killing things, exploring dungeons, and going on adventures, just like you want.

Why are you so obsessed with getting WotC to cater to you? Your own image seems to have what you want in a game system, why dont you go play that instead of whining impotently about a corporation that will never care about you and hasn't cared about you for well over a decade already?

>>96814968
>You people are literal parrots who repeat catchphrases and resort to the same sophistry.
>says the guy who reposts the exact same image multiple others have to parrot HIS point over and over

>>96804228
>transnigger meltdown
Keep crying, the screenshots I have of you are very funny

>>96815932
>no, you!
Concession accepted, clown

>>96804105
And there will be dozens more

>>96815932
I'm a different guy. Why do you expect WotC and all of society to conform and cater to your sexuality? Don't try to be tough and take your hormones. Stay away from games you don't even play. Not gona bother reading that load of crap.

>>96804134
What on earth was the original context of this before the model swap?

>>96818324
I don't expect jack shit and I certainly don't give a damn whether the games my husband and I run bear any similarity to how WotC advertises D&D. The only things I've ever asked them for are mechanical - and they've consistently disappointed me in how little they pay attention to their surveys, so I don't even bother with that any more.

>>96818577
A monster that uses farts as an attack.

>>96818324
I love how you guys always try to frame it as an external factor, or that they were somehow coerced, when the change often comes from within. This was part of their conduct for around two decades.

>>96814380
As
>>96815932
Said,

>You ARE the snowflakes.
You can shape your campaign however the fuck you want and yet you refuse to play and bitch about what other people are doing in a campaign you will never interact with. THEN get mad at a company for having the mere option of it's availability.

Your types are the biggest, most sensitive, most fragile snowflakes in the entire world because you are absolutely hamstrung on playing the game because SOMEONE SOMEWHERE might be playing a transgender character.

So go back to /pol/
This isn't your safe space.

/pol/ threads get saged.

>96818324
>Why do you expect WotC and all of society to conform and cater to your sexuality?
I'll take "shit that never happened for 500" Alex.

>>96813451
>Find a different safe space if yours doesn't allow people to be themselves.
you will NEVER be a woman & there are only 2 genders

>>96813451
>Find a different safe space if yours doesn't allow people to be themselves.
So literally what I was saying. You’re taking over then kicking us out. The “tolerant and compassionate” left.

>make-believe with plastic dice.
Okay now you’re mocking the hobby. So proving my point that you don’t give a fuck about the game.

Your post does nothing but validate mine. I’m not sure what you’re trying to prove but you failed spectacularly in the first few lines.

Captcha AHSTD

>>96811085
You're preaching to the choir. Go make your case to people who don't already agree with you.

>>96819408
Based on the bullshit ITT that's clearly not the case.

THE ALCHEMICAL VAPORS IN THE ETHER ARE TURNING THE FREAKING BEHOLDERS GAY

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD!

OP's art is good enough for their target audience (tasteless profligates) so by that metric it's fine. Other than that, I'm really getting tired of these art analysis threads by nodraws.
>If you think they'll ever bother to improve their dogshit, broken system, or write another good, immersive campaign. Don't count on it. It's never been more over than now.
That was never the plan. Their plan was to try something new and they're running out of ways to earn more money from it.
>>96804105
This image and nitpicking long hanging fruit
>>96812430
>>96812510
What it I told you...that an artpiece can have wrong perspective and still look nice?

>>96812190

If I can schizopost, I think NPCs or Hylics or whatever you want to call them want to leech energy from us. They act like they're above nerd hobbies like games and reading but also seem to want to disrupt them whenever possible. And they're just constantly in the way. Like if you go into a store they all want to cluster up and run to the aisle where you're shopping.

>>96804242
it's because you're a fundamentally broken person, hth

>>96823338
>What it I told you...that an artpiece can have wrong perspective and still look nice?
I would wholeheartedly agree
it's just not this case
It's horrendous
t. the second anon you are replying to

So, what is the closest thing to DnD that isn't pozzed and trannified, and preferably doesn't make all your books obsolete every other year? Someone suggested Pathfinder, but casual research said that it was also pozzed a few years ago, with non-human monster races humanized because they remind liberals of muh heckin black people.

I want THE closest thing that doesn't have the faintest trace of queer trannyism. And something that people *actually* play or else what's the point

>>96804105
OH NO SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING RETARDED THAT HAPPENED KINDA LIKE YOUR PARENTS WHEN YOU ARE NOT AROUND

>>96813451
>Find a different safe space if yours doesn't allow people to be themselves
You are the one asking us not to be ourselves in every thread. Conversely, not a single person actually likes the corpofaggot propaganda you are defending. At best people like you pretend to like what it represents.

>>96814380
You are the snowflakes lmao all you faggots do is cry impotently about insignificant things that barely registered on the radar for most people on either side of the kultwar.

Make your own TTRPGs. Make your own comics. Make your own books. Make your own video games. Make your own movies. If you hate the current culture so much that you obsess over it all day every day make your own counter culture to oppose it. That's what people used to do instead of being blubbering do nothing pissbabies all day. But no, you types won't do any of that, because creating things requires talent and committment and motivation, and all you types want to do is seethe in an online echo chamber patting yourselves on the back that you owned the enemy because three other do nothing retards in your safe space agreed with you.

>>96818654
>my husband
Tits or GTFO, newfag

>>96812167
>>96813451

>has been the hobby for a while
>indirectly acknowledges that it has not been this blatantly gay before that while
>woke invades the hobby en masse
>accuses people who had the same sensibilities as the hobby did before woke invaded of being tourists

This is literally woke colonialism. I thought you were supposed to hate colonialism. Nah, you have no principles, you just don't like it when you're not personally in a position of power.

"Tourist" is the most blatant psychotically gaslighting term I've ever seen.

>>96804072 (OP)
This picture is from 2024 pride month for social media posts. get new material you slowpoke

>>96825339
you emulating your parents shouting at one another doesn't really translate well to anything other outing yourself as a huge baby

>>96828112
>This is literally woke colonialism
you're gay btw, like ultra gay

>tourist
at least you know you are one

>>96804105
And their will be many more

>>96804072 (OP)
This image reminds me of pic for some reason

>>96828714
It just feels like the painting is gonna kill me you know?

OP and people , like him kind of work on the idea of everything being a kind of faux democrazy or cientific proof , I think.

You either need to debunk everything or win a popularity contests for everything once in a while or reality fundamentally changes.
This in a scientific and secular mindset way though.
Unfortuntaly , even though people do make fun of people like them. I do understand the mindset , and why it could have merit.

It does seem like most people here right now work more on fashion and memetic presedent , than any logical framework or spiritual meaning.

But I feel like thier is something perversive fagotic about OP. And this aren't words I am using about to make him cry and give up , this are universal truths.

A convination of him getting dupped and the fact that he doesn't seem to realise he is closer to his enemies. In the sence of this being more of a internal squable and a lot of them having very similar philosophies , he seems to mind broken and tunnel vissioned about what at the time seemed just like intelect , understanding and comunity propeling us foward , and now its him constanly running into a wall to try to break this existancial problem and the only thing that changes about the wall its is color to red.

But can I tell him , his fears are unfounded? , not nesesarelly. I also feel the presure to a point. I don't seem to acept it like him but still.

It feels like everything about us became to advanced with infestructure , it solidifies into eldirch disgusting caricatures of what they once were and yet we seem unable or unwilling to move past this phace.

I like OP faggotness because I see him as a maytrir , to hopefully help me get out of a similar predicament , and then I help him in return , or at least someone as faggy as him.

Honestly if you want my advice , you do have the ansestor of globohomoness with a lot of this people , one could argue that you and them are fighting over that ansestor , look back their without shame.

>>96828797
Also try to simulate talking to old farts.

Not boombers properly old and ancient people , and don't be complacent with the simulations , learn some history if you are able to.

>>96814380
>trying to make us the "snowflakes"
Nah you achieved that one all on your own.

People make things with target audiences in mind. If you are not the target audience, move on to a thing you are the target audience of instead of demanding for things to comform to you.

>>96827585
No anon you see I've been saying disney movies are shit for a decade now so please let me watch the newest disney movie to be upset about it!!! Arghgh why are disney movies so bad? Have you heard the newest disney movie is WOKE? There's a nigger in it!!!
I really hope the next one is better. I can't wait to see the next disney movie.

>>96818724
NTA but why don't you be the ones to do that and let the other side have their way? Your logic cuts both ways.

>>96828407
>that pic
Least mentally ill thiefling player

>>96813451
you are a just a bully who came to popular thing to bully nerds. it has always been like this.

>>96804072 (OP)
Rent free.

Lol…

>>96829280

Yeah don't give me the marketing excuse; most players are normal dudes and they're pandering to 2% of the population. It's not about money. Quit lying.

>>96827585

Yes, fag, we already had our own games and our own spaces. Then politics forced people to let in all the diversity, thus ruining it. Try to come up with a game of your own instead of taking over franchises you can't possibly create.

BTW, newer games were created, like the whole OSR community, we're just pointing out you ruining frnachises just like you ruin countries. If you mind us speaking out, you're the actual fascist, you're not heckin' valid and you're the snowflake.

>>96804105
I missed the previous four so I needed this rerun

>>96818577
a very gassy pink gorilla that weaponizes its gas because it primarily eats a wide variety of poisonous and chemically volatile mushrooms.
Oh and the stench is so bad if you get hit by it you can't use eaten items like health potions or antidotes because you're so nauseated.
https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Congalala

Blame japan.

>>96818654

You people can't go five minutes without announcing you're gay. Stay away from the hobby.

>>96814380
>I'd rather delve into dungeons, plunder treasure, fight enemies, and go on actual adventures.
Then run or play that sort of game with your friends - oh wait, you don't have any because you're an insufferable whining child. or a bot. One of the two.

>>96814968
>No Argument
There is literally nothing and nobody stopping you from running the exact kind of game you want with the people you want. The fact none of you whiny little pearl-clutching faggots have been able to refuse this argument proves you're just here to cry like little fragile bitches rather than having any care for Traditional Games.

>>96827585
>>96829289
Niggas will post shit like this without even pondering how anime/manga's explosive rise in popularity coincided with the rise of so-called "woke" entertainment. Niggas will post this shit and blithely ignore how every bit of token art people seem to grab for their VTTs these days are from Asian or Slavic artists.

>>96829409
NTA but both of you are insufferable faggots, it's just right now you're the loudest whining children in the room. Don't you fuckin worry, if the shoe was on the other fut and you insufferable faggots were the ones they were catering to, I'd be just as willing to call them insufferable for whining about it. Because, as has been stated, none of this affects any of my games. At all. In any capacity. It literally cannot, and none of you whiny little incel faggots have given even a bad argument why you can't just do the same.

>>96830739
>Then politics forced people to let in all the diversity, thus ruining it
Huh, weird, hasn't happened at my table. In fact the opposite is true, there is a lesbian at our table who plays a straight female character in a very sort of soap opera type relationship with a male npc.
>Try to come up with a game of your own instead of taking over franchises you can't possibly create.
Already have, crybaby. Try running a game with likeminded people, it's almost like if you do that you'll never have to see anything you don't like.
>newer games were created, like the whole OSR community
OSR is all steaming hot dogshit made by zoomers pretending to be boomers.
>If you mind us speaking out, you're the actual fascist, you're not heckin' valid and you're the snowflake.
I'm allowed to call your a retarded baby faggot snowflake all I want. Your views are dogshit, and you are a filthy subhuman, just like the people who think sucking cock is a replacement for a personality.

>>96833865
Yeah, because western animation has always looked like shit.

>>96823338
>What it I told you...that an artpiece can have wrong perspective and still look nice?
It makes a difference, if you know what you're doing, or you just couldn't do better.

>>96825318
Just get any free OSR hack and do whatever you want with it.
Beyond that, it's your table no one can force you to include anything.

>>96833787
/thread
I’m so tired of the “just don’t play it then” argument

>>96833787
kek

>>96804072 (OP)
>composition
White heteronormative concept
>color theory
White heteronormative concept, was invented by a racist old white man
>perspective
White heteronormative concept
>anatomy
Not everyone looks like your idealized "aryan man"

Different cultures have different conceptions of art, your white heteronormative concepts don't need to apply to everything. In fact, white people make up only a minority of overall created art, and they had to steal or destroy much of non-white historical art.

>stumble into thread
>despite how futile OP is, decide to bite
>thread strangely yet ultimately unsurprisingly full of WotC slop apologists and modern high fantasy kitchen sink reddit enjoyers
>"Just make your own thing if you don't like it"
The most depressing thing is that people continue to produce their own games only to get pushed out of their own space by sloppers when that product does become successful. Its like people forgot that D&D literally was that thing... and then this happened.

The other issue that hasn't been mentioned yet, is that while of course people should be left to enjoy whatever they want, the more we endorse and support slop and tired recycled talentless tropes, the less new members of the hobby are likely to experience anything other than more of the same. Once again perpetuating the slop cycle.

>>96834186
>white men invented art
we know

>>96834217
Other people have said this on here. That it will effect who joins the hobby and what they understand it to be. But this insufferable cunt ignores all of that >>96833906

I'm pretty sure he's a bot or a tranny.

>>96834186
>Muh cave paintings drawn in shit and spit are just as good as real paintings
Lmao

>>96804072 (OP)
Don't most D&D players use house rules and homebrews anyway? This is such a nothing burger of an outrage
>>96804242
>>96804333
this was a piece of art for a charity event
>>96812190
Another DND take from a highschool bully that has never played DND before and shoved the gay kids that did into their lockers and called them faggots
Tune in tomorrow for the exact same thing

>>96833874
It absolutely does, network utility is a thing. If it didn't why would you care about the whining? Not like it impacts your game after all.

>>96836026
>Faggot being a cry bully again
I can assure you I got my share of shit for playing D&D in high school. But unlike you I don’t try to turn the entire hobby into a reflection of myself. You act like you’re a victim while bullying and destroying a hobby you don’t respect or understand. Because apparently everything has to be gay to validate the fact you take a dick in the ass. Fuck off!

>>96833787
But thats what happened in the 90s and 00s and then the big companies realized gay shit was profitable

>>96814380
>I'd rather delve into dungeons, plunder treasure, fight enemies, and go on actual adventures.
why make this thread then retard?
also ran Sailors of The Starless Sea for a trans couple and my niggas from the usmc. One of the girls got a bee keeper and she pushed the marines into a portculis killing him because and I quote "was being a lil bitch about splitting gold!" Because he wanted a larger piece of the treasure pie because he killed a monster. Everyone laughed and agreed. He burned his luck earlier so that was it for Harry The Tax Collector.

>>96828407
My character rolls to climb walls...

>>96804072 (OP)
ewww

>>96804072 (OP)
>I don't give a FUCK about faggotry
Almost no one actually does, we just learned that faggotry is bad because things with faggotry are consistently this shit. It's an inversion of causality though, it doesn't suck because of the gay, it has the gay because it was envisioned to suck since the inception.

>96834186
Very low quality bait. No (you)
>>96837099
>gay shit was profitable
Is it?
>>96828144
>>96836026
>pic is from pride month
>pic is from charity
Which one is it?