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>>96813320

>Thread Question:
Are you in favour or against models for "pets" or familiars?

>>96816390 (OP)
In favor.
Cherub skull babies make me laugh

What army would she play?
probably Harlequins

>/40kg/ Community Link
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>>96816390 (OP)
In favour. If I had any balls, every marine would have a servo skull or pet.

I signed up for the MCAT today. I'm gonna be a sanguinary priest

What do we think of the new Blood Pact minis?

>TQ
Chapter serfs would be cool I guess but the Space Marine roster is already quite full as is.

>>96816390 (OP)
>Are you in favour or against models for "pets" or familiars?
In favor because they're cute and I like them

>>96816465
>reddit crusade
go back

>>96816465
I like the Vostroyan in the front

>>96816476
They’ve got plastic kits now, they’ve thrown their hat in the ring with GW.

>>96816390 (OP)
Everyone should display their pets proudly

>>96816465
they've got nothing chaotic about them, they're distinctly imperial

>>96816390 (OP)
Claiming this thread for Ahriman’s big naturals

>>96816406
Cum inside Furina.

Recommend me Black Library Audiobooks to listen to while painting. Can be anything for any faction. Recommend something you liked.

>>96816510
listen to some music instead, BL slop is not worth interacting with in any way

>>96816504
Cross dressing?! and people say Propsero didn't deserve...disgusting wretches...

>>96816510
The first Cain book is fun

>>96816510
The audio drama version of The Binary Succession is fantastic

>>96816465
I don't think they fit that well for blood pact.
Too clean and orderly for Chaos, would require quite lot of a conversion/kitbash work.

>>96816111
>>96816124
Your flaw is that you base your reasoning by the constricted definition of reality the False Emperor sought to impose on the galaxy. You deem Chaos incoherent because it does not conform to your own view, rather than the consideration that it is merely another form of coherency. To the denizens of the Warp, what is mortally defined as coherent is in fact incoherent, for they reside within a different definition of reality.
The crux of this is that their reality is the one which all souls naturally come from and inevitably return to; therefore, it is the Natural Reality. You trust the False Emperor to define nature and reality when that is not his place to do so, thus his definitions are implicitly false.
There is truth that the False Emperor has grown mighty since his fall, but he has done so by the way of the Gods, the way he himself once scorned in belief that he could change the definitions of reality. Only in accepting the power of the Warp has he reached his position, loathe as he was to do so at Monarchia. His rise is in itself a resignation to that power which he sought to rebel against; the power of the Gods and the Warp.
You speak of binding and Great Patterns, yet again you mistake the Emperor's false Truths for the Natural Truths of the Warp; the soul exists within 'reality' in what is ultimately a fleeting existence before it returns to the Warp, to be reshaped and given form anew. There is but one escape from this cycle; the acceptance and reverence of the Gods, and thus Divine Apotheosis.
You fight against 'annihilation' and 'dissolution' because you have been given the wrong definitions of them. You labor for a hypocrite who has risen to power by the very laws he once scorned; the laws of the Warp. In the end, you merely adhere yourself to a lesser of the Gods, one who sits broken shattered by the lessons that he was taught.
Assurance brings Adherence, Adherence brings Apotheosis, Apotheosis brings Happiness.

>>96816531
Blow it out your ass.

>>96816465
It's a cool Rogue Trader n Retinue

>>96816531
Mucho texto

>>96816531
one must imagine angron happy

>>96816576
If it wasn't for the Nails that the Emperor left inside his head, he doubtless would be.

>>96816597
Why couldn’t the emperor remove those?

>>96816531
>I'm 14 and this is deep

You miserable little twerp, take your chaos infatuation and have it rammed up your ass by Slaanesh, I'm sure you will enjoy it.

>>96816613
It would take too long and the Emps needed the galaxy conquered now.

>>96816597
and why didn't apotheosis fix him? I thought you were saying that becoming a demonic slave to the god of war was meant to bring peace

surely a demon wouldn't lie to us, would he?

Womarines coming in 11th, and it feels good. There are valid arguments for both including and disincluding them, but it will be fun to watch the weak wristed backlash.

>>96816597
>nails that the Emperor left inside his head
He couldn't remove them.
Removing them would've either killed Angron or turned him into a vegetable permanently.

>>96816622
put the trip back on, faggot

>>96816633
Which version are they going with, do you think?

>>96816636
No, it was too distracting for the Board

>>96816622
Kill yourself.

>>96816597
He was always a piece of shit. He never tried to be anything more than he already was.

>>96816613
The slavers apparently removed parts of his brain which were replaced by the nails and the Emperor couldn't bother.

>>96816626
It did fix him but it's still all in his head that's why he still has the nails as they become part of you, almost like a separate entity, that's why some daemon princes still have them and still feel their bite while others embrace them and don't feel much negative side effects like Kharn or Lord Invocatus.

>>96816642
The problem is (You), not the trip. The difference is, trip actually helps the thread because we can filter you.

>>96816661
Its not happening, drop the subject and retain some of your dignity.

I want to play Space Marines but can't decide on the chapter (or the parent chapter for successors). Send help.

>>96816496
Really edgy.

>>96816613
Given what's known about the Emperor and the Primarchs now, nothing was actually stopping him. He left them in on purpose just to piss Angron off, just as he left Angron's friends to be butchered rather than simply going down and toppling Nuceria's despots in an afternoon. In all likelihood, he fully knew that Angron would fall and simply opted to let him suffer.
>>96816626
The Nails, being left in for so long, became part of Angron's core being. In essence, the concept of the Nails imprinted itself on Angron's soul because he lived so long with them. Khorne's solution was a simple but effective remedy; give Angron endless battle and the strength to wage endless war, and the "Nails" >in his soul will be silent.
>>96816635
The Emperor was a master biomancer with an empire's worth of scientists and engineers. The sick truth is that he just didn't care.

>>96816675
You're unironically the last person in this entire general that should be talking about dignity LMAO

>>96816633
The only good arguments are against the inclusion of women in the space marines.

The only good solution to the alleged demand for female marines is having sisters of battle with transhuman augmentations and bulkier armors introduced as additional units of their roster instead of the space marines one.

I wish they would hurry up and do a Primaris land raider so I can get some without worrying about them getting fucking Legendsnuked

>>96816647
>It did fix him but it's still all in his head
so it didn't fix him

you said the apotheosis of chaos would bring happiness, it clearly isn't doing that

>>96816633
So long as there is art of them in the locker rooms, I will accept it

>>96816677
Son you just cannot go wrong with the SW. Newest Sculpts, insanely awesome and diverse Characters. Their Primarch Leman Russ is about to return as Odin and scare the shit out of everyone and they are also fun to paint. Check them out young pup, you will not be disappointed.

>>96816689
>simply opted to let him suffer.
I think it was more than that. He just wanted to make sure he turns, maybe not to chaos but against the Imperium so the Emperor would have a reason to purge a great portion of space marines after the grand crusade. He always wanted a civil war.

>aos is dead
>trannies are back as 40k antis

>>96816689
>The Emperor was a master biomancer
That doesn't make him all powerful or all capable. He isn't a god.
Angron's nails couldn't be removed without killing him or severely damaging him for the nails had outright destroyed and replaced parts of his brain.

>>96816721
you misspelled tow there

I love land raiders

>>96816723
No his brain was always that malformed, he was a complete retard from the beginning.

decalfag is the one taking the community link out of the OP

>>96816726
Still beats the AoS antis

>>96816703
It's essentially all up to Angron. It did fix him and he actually was much more happy as a daemon than a human. Right now he's a mad beast and we don't really know what happened in the time he was gone. Too much fighting in the Khorne world turned him into a bloodthirster probably. Also nta.

>>96816510
Fabius bile primogenitor
Horus rising
Twice-dead king ruin
One for each superfaction

>>96816689
>Khorne's solution was a simple but effective remedy
it wasn't a remedy, he still isn't happy in the slightest
by that logic the emperor too was giving him the same remedy already

but chaos is omnipotent according to you, so why couldn't it fix angron?

>>96816737
I don't even know what you are referring to, Ive seriously never even made a thread here on this board.

>>96816710
>Their Primarch Leman Russ is about to return as Odin
When

>>96816710
Put the trip back on

>>96816743
>It did fix him
no, it didn't, the problem is still there

why can't chaos change everything about him in apotheosis but nothing about the butcher's nails?

>>96816760
Idk Im sure Valrak has a date picked out.

>>96816753
The first thing Angron felt after ascension was relief because the nails weren’t biting

>>96816723
But the Primarchs have a healing factor. Vulkan regenerated from being reduced into a literal charred skeleton.

>>96816723
>The incredibly powerful psyker with unlimited resources wasn't able to fix someone's brain in a setting where non-psychic surgeons can regrow someone's entire body and shove the soul back in
The Emperor could have likely just told a Haemonculi they could keep the Nails for fixing Angron's brain and it would have been done in less than a day.

>>96816723
>He isn't a god.

>>96816759
WE LITERALLY SAW YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST THE VTUBER OP ON /TG/ YOU FAT LYING MCDONALDS EATING FUCK

>>96816753
>but chaos is omnipotent according to you, so why couldn't it fix angron?
Echoes of Enterity says that Khorne can fix Angron. He chooses not to because Angron's suffering does not get in the way of his new purpose, so there is no reason to.

>>96816778
Do you understand that I don't even know wtf that means? God damn you must one fat ugly pig.

>>96816766
>why can't chaos change everything about him in apotheosis but nothing about the butcher's nails?
Chaos just shapes you more or less according to what your soul looks like. Khornes influence turned him into something resembling a bloodthirster while Angron's own influence gave him imaginary nails. Basically if you think you're fat you're gonna be a fat daemon prince unless you start seeing yourself differently.

>>96816767
He's not

>>96816774
>>The incredibly powerful psyker with unlimited resources
Still doesn't make him all powerful or all capable.
>emperor could have likely just told a haemonculi
Why would he ever make dealings with xenos? Especially abhorrent and disgusting as the dark eldar.

>>96816805
He made deals with the Chaos Gods who are infinitely worse

>>96816803
All the rumors point to him returning, you a Dark Angels or World Eaters player by chance?

>>96816773
>But the Primarchs have a healing factor.
No guarantee it can fix his brain in any capacity. Regular humans have a very good natural healing ability compared to the rest of the animal kingdom but we still can't regenerate or fix brain damage innately.
>Vulkan regenerated from being reduced into a literal charred skeleton.
Vulkan is a perpetual and only primarch who has that ability. He is straight up immortal and cannot die ever. Him being able to regenerate from anything, he is a poor example.

>>96816683
Is that bad? I think a certain amount of edginess gives charm to an army.

>>96816771
so why are they still biting now? it's almost as if the chaos gods can fix him but purposefully don't to have him act what they want him to act, where is the peace in that?

>>96816822
There is no such rumour.

>>96816822
I actually saw more Ultrafags shitpost about SW.

>>96816830
Not true, the Emperor thinks Horus will come back eventually in the End and the Death

>>96816737
I was also thinking this.
It stopped while he had the trip on and now it's started again.
Curious

>>96816778
>WE LITERALLY SAW YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST THE VTUBER OP ON /TG/ YOU FAT LYING MCDONALDS EATING FUCK
Wait, is decalfag also the guy who keeps posting that one vtuber image as well?
Would explain why it appears in every thread.

>>96816788
>>96816794
so you're agreeing in that apotheosis does not in fact bring peace

>>96816836
Where was it written that Angron's nails are biting post ascension?

>>96816732
I think the original picture is better

>>96816847
What Vtuber image, what are you talking about?

I have mixed feelings about elves

>>96816847
No, he's not but he is a vtard.

>>96816848
I'm not arguing with you. Just explaining it to you.

>>96816831
Night lords and fetishistic guro are the cringe kind of edgy, not the cool kind of edgy nor the fun kind of edgy.

>>96816812
>He made deals with the Chaos Gods
No, he didn't.
>b-but Horus
Nothing actually confirmed and anything Horus says can be disregarded because by that point when he says it, he was already corrupted by Chaos and had drank the kool-aid fully.

Also it should go without saying but I'll say it.
Nulore, ignore.

>>96816860
>vtard
>watches fatrak
>likes primarchslop
pretty fitting honestly

>>96816805
>Why would he ever make dealings with xenos?
I dunno, to fix one of extremely special and unique generals who lead millions of his soldiers and are responsible for bringing planets into the Imperium, and in doing so bring about said general's loyalty while also making him less prone to simply massacring planets just to sate the metal spike in his brain?

>>96816855
Arks of omen and other older appearances.

>>96816855
Echoes of Eternity
The Arks of Omen: Angron. Its tie-in novel.
The World Eater Codex

>>96816794
>if you think you're fat you're gonna be a fat daemon prince unless you start seeing yourself differently.
Damn, Magnus must think about sweating over the weights every night

>>96816831
NL are just guro fetish the legion.
Also shit like the marine on the left honestly just looks really fucking stupid.
It looks less creepy and more like he's trying too hard to cosplay as a necron flayed one so he can try sneaking into their tombworld.

>>96816874
>I dunno, to fix one of extremely special and unique generals
Why would the dark eldar ever even help him do that?

>>96816872
Are you talking about the one with the skinny wendy red head anime chick who just says "Bruh" and has mickey mouse ears?

>>96816894
He just said no

>>96816901
Where?

>>96816677
make your own

>>96816890
I dunno, because they're business oriented and can be paid with more than just slaves. Like maybe with the violent torture device lodged in Angron's brain that the Emperor won't be using afterwards?

>>96816871
Malcador, the Custodes, and Alivia Sureka all confirm that the Emperor did steal power from the Chaos Gods. Outside the setting, Dan Abnett and Guy Haley said that the Primarchs were created through knowledge+power taken from the Chaos Gods.

The Valdor novel heavily implies that the Emperor deceived the Chaos Gods into giving him their power.

Laurie Goulding going over the timeline of the HH said that the Emperor made a deal with the Chaos but had no intention of fulfilling it.

The days that you can cope as "Horus was corrupted" are long over.

Is a Vtard someone who watch video game youtubers? I am thinking yes but not sure. Either way I never do that because I do not play video games other than the occasional TFT game on a tablet.

>>96816907
>I dunno, because they're business oriented
Ah yes, "sure, we'll help you out mister xenocide that wants nothing but eradicate us and all other aliens from existance, we'll help you and fix your son"
You're really fucking stupid, you know that?

>>96816908
horus was indeed corrupted
the emperor did nothing wrong

If I'm making a CSM army and want to include Noise Marines in it - how do I paint them? Say I'm doing Word Bearers or Iron Warriors. Do I paint them in IW/WB colors like the rest of the army and give them IW/WB shoulder pads or do I paint them like Emperor's Children like they are on loan to the CSM?

>>96816908
>Malcador, the Custodes, and Alivia Sureka all confirm that the Emperor did steal power from the Chaos Gods.
>the man who hates chaos with every fiber of his being
>bro just trust me, he totally made a deal with the very being he hates and despises
Retarded. I'm not gonna even read the rest because I already know it's retarded drivel.

>>96816917
Kill yourself.

>>96816938
Thanks for the clarification, god you're a real punk.

>>96816926
Paint them how ever you want, dimwit.

>>96816926
The answer with chaos is always however you want

>midhammerfags having another melty about their preconceived notions about 40k derived from half remembered memes being challenged
why is this so common?

>>96816921
You mean the faction that literally went 'Yeah sure' when Custodes asked them to do a diagnostic on the Golden Throne?
The ones who giggle at the idea of humans invading their abstract sub-dimensional fortress the size of a solar system, which only ever got attacked directly because somebody WANTED it to be attacked?
The one that would revel just in the knowledge that the Emperor having to ask them for help would annoy the fucking shit out of him?

>>96816926
I think taking the regular IW scheme and then adding some EC inspiration to it would look good.
Like maybe painting their right arm and hand in a pink/purple color to denote their status as a follower of slaanesh.

>>96816930
The Emperor was a hypocritical pragmatist.
The fact that you dickride for a fictional character this hard makes you out as the most pathetic person imaginable.

It's 100% canon now. The Emperor bargained with the Chaos Gods

I miss the old internet.

>>96816947
The Drukhari were in a desperate situation. Khaine's Gate is the end of the Dark City if it's not sealed.
Also, there are fewer Drukhari than there are Asuryani, and the Asuryani ARE DYING

>>96816971
When was this said? There’s always been more Dark Eldar than Craftworlds.

>>96816964
you won't like what I'm going to tell you, but the old internet is in curated discord servers

>>96816926
>Do I paint them in IW/WB colors like the rest of the army and give them IW/WB shoulder pads or do I paint them like Emperor's Children like they are on loan to the CSM?
You have to figure that out yourself
Are they IW with noise guns or are they noise gun EC on loan?
Either way >>96816942 is correct

>>96816510
I liked the Lords of Silence audiobook well enough.

post models

>>96816979
8th ED and up says that the Asuryani are the most numerous branch of the Aeldari race. The 10th ED codex currently reaffirms this factoid.

>>96816979
>There’s always been more Dark Eldar than Craftworlds.
sure, but there have always been more craftworlders than dark eldar

anyone saying otherwise is a commorcuck running on his own farts

>>96816983
Are there any for warhammer? How do I find them? I'm really sick of this place honestly.

>>96816947
>You mean the faction that literally went 'Yeah sure' when Custodes asked them to do a diagnostic on the Golden Throne?
It wasn't the custodes who asked that, it was the mechanicus who went to the DEldar and asked for their help.
Custodes just let it happen, yes it's extremely retarded.

Also you forget this whole "pls help us with the golden throne" business is 10 000 years after the Horus Heresy when the Imperium doesn't have many options and it is desperate.
And you then also forget that the DEldar were going to steal some of the Emperor's genetics in the process and then clone him and make their own replica of the golden throne in Commoragh to close Khaine's Gate.
Even worse knowing the DEldar they would 100% try to backstab the Imperium as well if given the chance. Why would they fucking care if Terra is lost?
There's millions of other planets out there with humans on them, and they can just start up even human farms to get more slaves if they ever felt like they needed more.

No matter how you look at it, taking Angron to the DEldar is fucking retarded. There's also no guarantees that they won't just try to kill him and play it off as "woops, i guess he died" or do some sinister shit where they "fix him" and then at same time fuck with him in a way which lets them take control of him if they so please.

Your idea is fucking retarded.

>>96816955
So basically make them Iron Warriors who learned the ways of Noise Marines?

>>96816985
Just thinking what would be better and more lore friendly. I'm quite new and don't want to commit heresy.

>>96817000
>How do I find them?
make friends

>>96816993
Now I feel real bad for DEldar players. GW is literally killing them off in Lore.
Kinda like the Savage Orcs players in AoS where their whole faction’s new lore is “they all ran off the edge of the world and died”

When's the next preview show lads

>>96816958
>It's 100% canon now.
I don't care, it's garbage regardless.
And it just shows the writers are hacks and also retarded.

>>96816926
give them a slaaneshi paintjob regardless of the rest of the army

>>96817015
well that's not happening

>>96816983
Shadows at best. And you already have autistic fags and troons trying to mole their way in.

>>96816874
>>96816774
The Dark Eldar weren't the the Dark Eldar in 30k the way they are now. They were a bunch of subrealms and factions ruled by noble houses. The covens likely existed to some extent but not the way they do now.

Vect was the first to use the term Dark Eldar in Aeldari lexicon, and he didn't take over the city and unify the subrealms until thousands of years after 30k.

>>96817022
Everyone was hoping for Warhammer Day but it looks like it won't happen. There might be WarCom preview on the 26th.

>>96816958
>The Emperor bargained with the Chaos Gods
Why would the gods bargain instead of squashing their anathema and what could they have wanted in return that they couldn't take on their own without a deal?

>>96817026
>Writers having the Emperor make a Deal with the Devil and damning humanity are hacks
I honestly don't see the issue, seems like a pretty basic myth to me.

>>96816633
Honestly I will hate it if they do and I'm a woman. It just feels retarded to make female space marines. They would have to look like male marines and there's so much stuff about geneseed and battlebrothers....it gives me the ick.

I never felt this way about Custodes. Custodes are custom made so it makes more sense to me that you could alter a woman's biology to enhance it. Space Marines are made using the geneseed of male primarchs. Obviously none of this is real so they can declare whatever they want but fiat but it doesn't feel right

The Emperor could have healed Angron. He says at one point that he could have brought Ferrus back to life after he was killed.

He thought Angron was more useful the way he was since he wanted to use his sons for different purposes. Dark but that's the nature of war in 30k

Any other Tau players have this issue where you can't wear shorts in polite company because your dick is too big?

>>96817051
>Why would the gods bargain instead of squashing their anathema and what could they have wanted in return that they couldn't take on their own without a deal?
Because they know the future, and know that he will bring about the Imperium, and that the Imperium will feed them greatly.

>>96817053
I know, right? It's Prometheus retold in the grimdark future. Fucking obvious.
>>96817051
Because he offered them something only a "god-in-waiting" could.

>>96817051
Trying to retcon Realm of Chaos lore is the reason. Only to bring it back with the Star Child

>>96817077
>Because they know the future, and know that he will bring about the Imperium, and that the Imperium will feed them greatly.

Please stop spamming the threads delusional chaosfag, it's painful to read

>>96817079
>Because he offered them something only a "god-in-waiting" could.
which is...?
the chaos gods have destroyed other gods before, there's nothing the emperor could have offered them and there's nothing the gods gave the emperor that was actually useful for advancing his agenda

If the Emperor wanted to go into the Webway so bad why didn't he just use his 'human supremacy' to dick down a hot Eldar babe who could show him how it works?
Is his dick too small?

>>96817095
He offered them humanity

>>96817079
>It's Prometheus retold in the grimdark future
Explicitly so with how often they use "stole fire from the Gods" in reference to Emp's trip to Molech.

>>96816465
Correct me if I'm wrong, but they're using the same sprue types as GW?

As in: with no fucking options?

Is trench crusade just "We wish we were 40k"?

>>96817095
nta
I guess he could have given them new toys in the primarchs

>>96817051
Assuming he did make a deal and not just steal power/knowledge then he tricked them. I can even see how that could lead to them starting to view him as a real threat or as something different. A mortal psyker tricking the gods of chaos is quite a thing even if he's the strongest psyker of them all.

As for why they would want to deal with him, the emperor is the psyker to end all psykers. The gods would cream their pants over making him the Everchosen of the 40k universe. Lorgar, Horus, Ababbcringe, these people are all wannabes. The forces of Chaos would destroy everything with the Emperor as their warmaster.

>>96817098
Malcador created dozens of labgrown human-Aeldari hybrids to bypass the Webway security.

>>96817105
They realized printfags have no loyalty or want to buy STLs when they can just them from VK or whatever. So they’re making exclusive limited run fomo plastic kits for sub-factions to make money now.

>>96817105
>As in: with no fucking options?
no structured wargames come with options outside of different heads/greebles anymore
except maybe historicalslop, but none of those are interesting enough for me to bother to look into

>>96817099
They could take humanity regardless, it's free real estate.

Honestly the Eldar and the Tau should just team up.
>The Imperium is too fanatical to be trusted and Guilliman is an irrational lunatic
>The Necrons are literally the Eldar's ancient enemy and would never consider an alliance
>A couple Eldar farseers have already predicted that the Tau would continue to exponentially grow stronger until they become a powerful empire in their own right
>The Tau are the only faction in the galaxy (other than the Votann) who are remotely able to be reasoned with by the Eldar
Obviously the Eldar would never join the Greater Good or anything but it would make them look a lot less retarded than their usual schtick of "help the Imperium, get immediately killed by the Imperium right afterwards"

>>96817109
Again, why not just make hybrids the old fashioned way? Was the Emperor scared?

>>96817109
Oh wow, it's real and key for the Grey Knights to exist

>>96817123
is that the shortest man alive

>>96817108
>The gods would cream their pants over making him the Everchosen
being a psyker/wizard is not a requirement for being everchosen, at all.

>>96816926
Sounds like Ultramarines would be more your speed.

>>96817128
Because they managed to capture a single Aeldari, and it was a male.
Doing anything with it would have been gay.

>>96792360
Don't think we'll let you escape your fate anon

>>96817119
>>96817120
Is printing/blender really my only way to have good proper multipart ranges?

>>96817137
Psykers act as gateways to realspace for warp entities and he's also completely abnormal in terms of competence. There's no question that he would be the greatest champion of chaos if he were corrupted

>>96817053
No, they are hacks and really fucking stupid because completely disregards the Emperor's personality.
There's nothing in the universe he hates more than Chaos, him making a deal with them, especially knowing that it would come back to bite him in the ass, is very out of character and incredibly fucking dumb.

>>96817142
>Dude loses love
>lol get trolled
Nta but, maybe suggest fun things and not le big 40kg mémé?

Hell, could have suggested NLs to be a bit funny

>>96817099
They can corrupt humans and do it all the time?
Why the fuck would they care?

>>96816988
Sick ork, anon. I only have reposts for now but I will be painting admech dog riders soon-ish

>>96817152
People said RoC lore was dumb and not canon, and that’s where his hatred of Chaos came from so…

>>96817146
>What if cult marines
>but black
I love the black legion but come on, put some color in the cult units.

>>96817159
>Admech
We dinin' fine soon-ish

>>96817161
>paint on fingernail

>>96817123
you don't understand either, the eldar want independence while the tau want control
the eldar want to have their swan song and die in the fires of rhana dandra while the tau want to build an empire
the tau have nothing to offer to the eldar and the eldar don't trust an inferior race to use their shit for good, or even be able to use their shit
the tau wage wars of territorial expansion while the only engagements the eldar want are defensive and preemptive ones

the only alliances that can happen are when their goals incidentally align, and the eldar are not afraid of making alliances of convenience in those cases, with imperials too
if it doesn't happen on screen with the tau it's exclusively because gw is stuck in a perpetual cycle of reintroducing people to 40k so they tread and retread the same imperial stories ad nauseam

>>96817174
>paintlet

>>96817174
here's your (You)

>>96817177
>die in the fires of rhana dandra
Sounds very pajeety

>>96817140
As if him and Malcador weren't already gay behind closed doors.
I bet the Emperor even invited Eldrad a few times.

>>96817174
Not mine, but I do paint my nails

>>96817151
chaos doesn't choose champions due to their competence or their ability to be portals, that's how they choose sacrifices

>>96817179
>can't use a palette or even a napkin, needs to use their thumb like a retard
>calls other people paintlets
Ok retard

>>96817177
>the eldar want to have their swan song and die in the fires of rhana dandra
They really don't want that, it's just seeming more and more likely they're not getting a choice about it.

>>96817195
yes we know you're a retard you don't need to sign your posts

>>96817195
>doubling down on your stale bait
trying too hard there, fella

>>96817199
But enough about you, retard.

>>96817195
Post models

>>96817205
Sorry everybody immediately identified your shitty bait :(

>>96817189
it kinda is

still a better name for the apocalypse than the "wolftime"

>>96817177
Actually, Phil Kelly said that the Aeldari see that the Greater Good has merit and that it could work.

Moreover, the Aeldari considered allying with the Tau in Gathering Storm, but dismissed it for now as a possibility since they are still too young.

>>96817200
>anon doesn't immediately fall for the bait
I didnt think it was possible

>>96817210
>identifies it as bait
>replies anyway
Thats not the win you think it is

>>96817000
You are such a pussy

>>96817213
nta but is it really the "wolftime"?

I mean, most names are really dumb in practice, it's not new. But this is fiction, I'm not here for real-life-stupid.

>>96817233
You're one of the reasons that's the case, faggot. Put the trip back on.

>>96817177
The biggest problem with Tau vs Imperium lore right now is that the way the Imperium treats the Tau is very much the opposite of how you would expect the Imperium to treat a minor faction.

We're told that Titans and Space Marines are rare, and valuable. That most people go their entire lives without ever seeing one, and that losing a Titan or Space Marine (and even worse, having a Space Marine's geneseed destroyed as railguns do) is an immensely heavy loss. And yet the Imperium deploys them against the Tau despite knowing the risks and despite Titans and entire Space Marine chapters having been lost to the Tau before, all to fight a a minor faction that by all means they shouldn't be wasting these resources on.
We're told that irreplaceable archaeotech weapons are...well, extremely valuable and that using one up really pisses of the Mechanicus especially if it can't be recovered afterwards. And yet they use them up against the Tau, a supposedly minor faction, just to delay their expansion.
We're told that exterminatus is supposedly a rarely used tool of last resort used against worlds that the Imperium is certain they will never be able to recover. And yet they use it frequently against worlds the Tau are about to take, a minor faction that the Imperium supposedly could wipe out whenever they wanted to.

Honestly, if anything, the problem with the Tau isn't that the Imperium isn't focusing on them enough...it's that the Imperium is focusing on them way too damn much relative to their size. Why is the Imperium throwing away entire Space Marine Chapters and Titan Legions and irreplaceable archaeotech weapons and exterminatus'ing entire just to slow the Tau down? That's how you treat the fucking Tyranids, not a minor xenos faction.

>>96817233
put the trip back on faggot

>>96817214
>Actually, Phil Kelly said that the Aeldari see that the Greater Good has merit and that it could work.
Nothing I said goes against that
The eldar are fatalistic about the fate of their own race, there's not one inkling of an idea about joining them or learning from them and rectifying their own ways, they know the eldar themselves are in a death spiral and at best hope the tau will do better than them in time

>>96817254
Maybe if you weren't such creep psycho you wouldn't be so unhappy.

>>96817255
imperium dumb welcome to 40k

>>96817270
>everyone that doesn't like me is the same person
you're the one that should take meds here

>>96817267
I am just saying that Aeldari are a monolith. There is a lot of idealistic teenage mentality Aeldari out there. These guys make up the Outcasts and Corsairs. It's possible for them to join the Greater Good.

>>96816510
I enjoyed the first 5 Horus Heresy audiobooks.
After getting to the Dark Angels origin book, it took a turn but the first 5 are good.

>>96817291
Hey I'm fine, I'm having a great time here. Its you twerps who bitch and moan nonstop about the state of the general or the game itself nonstop. You are the problem with this place...not me...punks.

>>96816677
Ultramarines are unironically a good choice for both hobby or fluff, their super special character trait is that they're extremely competent. They have a strong color scheme with lots of prior examples to mix/match/make your own.
Crimson Fists are a chapter I just like, easier to paint too.
Space Wolves are balls-deep in wolf and pop-culture viking esthetic. If you like that, great, if not then they have little else to offer but their new models are nice.
Chapters with more divergent doctrines like Raven Guard and White Scars are cool, even as successors with your own color schemes.

>>96817283
The Imperium being dumb is just something that should be acknowledged in general, it's kinda weird how...defensive Imperiumfags can get to the point of trying to logically justify every single one of their actions as being purely pragmatic.

Someone once mentioned that the Imperium's behavior isn't a rational response to dealing with problems, but rather a trauma response, and that always seemed the best way to put it personally. They're not throwing around exterminatus willy-nilly because it's the smart thing to do, they're doing it because they're a hyper-paranoid state that has a bad tendency to use the most extreme measures even when they're actively harmful.

Why isn't it common knowledge that 40k is toyetic? 99% of all lore questions are answered by the fact that GW wants to sell minis and everything else is a sideshow.

>>96817161
Best part of Black Legion is being able to add any color to black and gold and still having it look good and cohesive.

>>96817318
All you do is throw tantrums and scream that the jannies need to protect your fragile feefees because nobody here likes you

>>96817255
That's only a problem if you have retarded ideas about the scales and power levels of the setting in the first place.

Titans and marines are rare and powerful and the tau are a small power only relatively to the imperium, which is diluted over a million worlds across the galaxy, many if which harbour trillions of souls

Titans and marines get deployed and get destroyed all the time, and it's still a blip in the radar because the galaxy is indeed immense.

>>96817250
it's the name of a novel

>>96817213
desu i rather have wolf names than something from pajeet land and I'm not even a sw player or enjoyer

>>96817142
What is wrong with you. Leave that guy alone dude. Let him relax. The fact that you aren't socially aware enough to realize this is fucked is truly sad

>>96817352
put the trip back on

>>96817177
>you don't understand either, the eldar want independence while the tau want control
I don't care. Taudar looks cool.

>>96817327
Every smug Eldar lady deserves correctional anal.

>>96817333
Look we get that you're upset about the Eldar lore being relegated to homo erotic stories between 2 male pilots but keep your cope to yourself, we're trying to discuss Warhammer.

>>96817296
You're asking thrill seeking rebels to conform to an philosophy of societal order when they couldn't even bear conforming to one of personal order.

They'd be mercenaries at best, not joining the greater good.

>>96817362
Dunno, ask /homoheresygeneral/

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>96817379
This looks awful.

>>96817379
Holy shit they inflated the guys ballsack and made it the headrest for his horny helmet?! These dudes are twisted.

>>96817296
The closest it would get is that a Craftworld would stay in Tau space and engage in regular diplomacy with them.
You aren't going to have Craftworlders leave their floatinng utopian continent to live in state-regulated suburbs.
At absolute best an Exile (not a Corsair or Ranger) would MAYBE settle on a Tau world to live in obscurity.

>>96817357
Not your boogeyman

>>96817379
those are some ugly proportions

>>96817341
That's fine and dandy I suppose.

Plus frankly the whole "Who could the Imperium 1 vs 1 in a fight" argument is retarded anyways. That's like arguing about whether or not Germany could've taken on the USSR if they hadn't declared war on the entire world first. Maybe they fucking could've but the argument is moot anyways when declaring war on the world was their whole plan in the first place.

>>96817327
>they're doing it because they're a hyper-paranoid state that has a bad tendency to use the most extreme measures even when they're actively harmful.

One of the best examples of this is in the Rogue Trader game. There is a noble who is (to someone versed with the lore, but not someone in-universe) very clearly a slaanesh worshipper. Several people try to warn you, but they have all done something worthy of getting BLAM'd for. If you BLAM them, you will never find out about the cult. If you listen to them, you can conduct an actual investigation.

>>96817368
Corsairs and Outcasts regularly grow out of their wild phase and settle back in their home communities. In this case, they would settle in T'au borders if for nothing else but novelty.

>>96817379
>mfw the refresh faggot is still ritualposting
>mfw this is the level of art he needs to rely on
If this eventually gets to the point where your posting deviantart mspaint inflation porn because you've run out of everything else, then I will think committing to this bit is funny

What was the last major victory lore wise for the Eldar? I'm glad they're good on tabletop but they mostly seem to be "dying race who always has just enough guys to get stunted on by another faction".

>>96817399
I knew you two were fucking!

>>96817434
no, they would settle back in their home communities because the novelty of being a rebel doing weird things has worn off

there's no novelty in settling down in the tau empire past the rebel phase

>>96817451
Nothing. They got their asses beats and outsmarted by Orks in Voidscared

>>96817451
Alaitoc wiped out a Necron dynasty and successfully fueled the civil war between Imotekh and the Silent King.

Do you watch any warhammer youtubers?

>>96817454
Ew, he wishes

>>96817080
NTA, but what was different in the Realm of Chaos lore?

>>96817471
Buy an ad. And no. I watch hobby YouTube.

>>96817434
>In this case, they would settle in T'au borders if for nothing else but novelty.
Anon I don't think you understand the disparity between Eldar and Tau here.
What you're describing is the equivalent of a wealthy businessman finishing a safari and deciding to settle down in a backwater village in Southeast Asia that doesn't have electricity, rather than returning to his luxury estate of cutting edge technology and comfort.

>>96817471
>clickbait
And no

>>96817451
That one time the Harlequins killed the Custodes in the Imperial Palace

>>96817462
>there's no novelty in settling down in the tau empire past the rebel phase
Living in an enlightened multicultural nation should be attractive for an Aeldari who is looking for more than the strict order of his craftworld.

>>96817469
>Alaitoc wiped out a Necron dynasty
Some minor dynasty from bumfuckwhere
>fueled the civil war between Imotekh and the Silent King
Imotekh always hated the Silent King, even before they became Necrons.

If you consider this a major win then I am so sorry.

>>96816988
finally got my basing shit to finish up this killteam and get them ready for painting

>>96817471
I don't watch any hobby related sloptubers except for 2 or 3 good painters. I unironically believe anyone watching this kind of content is fucking stupid

>>96817471
Only one I watch is Luetin. Rest I don't care about, especially I don't care about retard faggots like the one in your image. They are grifters.

>>96817473
I'm sorry he spoke to you that way babe, ignore him please.

>>96817471
Paul is bad at stuff, Bring & Battle wargaming, Pancreasnowork. Aside from diabetes man I don't touch """lore""" channels with a 20 foot pole.

>>96817473
you are probably right

>>96817514
>whiteknighting for someone that is probably not even a woman
you're really beyond saving

>>96817471
Buy an ad Jon, you stupid fag. Honestly you’re the only tuber who deserves to be called a grifter.

>>96817489
Tau sept worlds are post-scarcity, though. If the T'au convinced a race of hedonists like the Galg to join, then so can they do the same to an Aeldari person who wants to settle down.

>>96817499
>Living in an enlightened multicultural nation should be attractive for an Aeldari who is looking for more than the strict order of his craftworld.
Anon, 'strict' by Eldar standards is "Don't fuck too many bitches while on too many drugs". Unless you live on Iyanden or Biel Tan life on a Craftworld is basically heaven by modern human standards.
Hell, if a Human was allowed to permanently settle on a Craftworld they would probably become the single happiest human in the galaxy in less than a week.

>>96817498
Wasn't that over something that was stupid even by 40k standards during the Beast saga or are you talking about something else?

>>96817527
She showed tiddies you scrub

>>96817557
The image was that of a mannequin.

>>96817498
That was long ago and all harlequins died besides their leader who had her eyes burn out and was captured alive for torture. They also failed their mission.
Killing Custodes is not that big of a feat. Recently in the new Cypher book a bunch of Deathwing killed Custodes as well (though many of them died as well)

>>96817558
ok virgin

>>96817515
>Paul is bad at stuff, Bring & Battle wargaming, Pancreasnowork
cringe

>>96817575
k

>>96817558
I guess it could be, who knows online anymore.

>>96817530
tbqh he was right, GW forgot their lore

>>96817569
nta but I'm fairly sure you're the virgin here, simping on fucking 4chan of all places lmao

>>96817583
Thats not me doofus

>>96817558
You are legitimately delusional

>>96817533
>Tau sept worlds are post-scarcity, though
Anon, Craftworlds are psychic utopias. They passed post-scarcity over a million years ago. Being exposed to a Craftworld would make a Tau weep.

Babe, new win rates just dropped.
This time all updated 10th Edition books.

>>96817499
>who is looking for more than the strict order of his craftworld.
he's not looking for that if he's past the rebel phase, and he's not going to settle down if he's in the rebel phase

I like elves

>>96817471
>>96817581
are these two being autistic about calgar's armor? why do they think lore matters in the face of models? they said the armor was turned into the gravis one so that the gravis model wouldn't feel as much of a downgrade, and they're now ignoring the armour was broken down so that they can reuse the old design.
It's not a difficult retcon to understand.

>>96817599
Damn My Crons, BA and SW are all middle of the pack , I guess I can't complain.

>>96817599
What the hell happened to Deathwatch? Weren’t they doing well?

>>96817588
I'm not digging through the archive again to find the picture but it's true, no need to get defensive.

>>96816677
make your own

Is the harlequins combat patrol good in multiple?

>>96817626
>>96817583
>>96817558
desperate boys trying to get her to post more skin

>>96817603
>>96817597
Warhammer fantasy and Aos elves have been known to settle among humans in human cities and in a few instances, they married non-elves.

If Elves can stonmch to leave their utopias then so can the Aeldari.

>>96817655
they do so hardly, if at all, and no, they're very different situations in all those cases

god i hate elves

What are your thoughts on using one of the big chapter insignias (like the toilet seat of ultramarines, winged swords of dark angels or bloody wings of the blood angels) as your homebrew chapter's symbol but painted different colors to signify it's a successor chapter?

Basing time. What are you working on /40kg/?

>>96817680
it should be done more often

>>96817686
My noose after seeing what GW calls a datasheet for my Deathwatch.

>>96816390 (OP)
I'm gonna play my first game in a few hours. It's gonna be Incursion, I have a pretty bland loyalist SM list(not sure what exactly it's gonna be tho). What type of strategy things do I need to know to not get my shit absolutely pushed in

>>96817655
Fantasy and AoS Elves aren't races of hyper-psychic beings who live on artificial continents made from psychic material that interacts directly with their minds.

>>96817636
It’s almost the entire Harlequin line which means it would actually be good for anyone going heavy into it, at least. As to whether it’s meta, I couldn’t say.

>>96816988
After I'm done with the boxset I'll maybe start a GSC army, maybe just a 1000pts (It's like 50 models lmao)

>>96817636
You would be getting multiple Solitaires, who you could MAYBE kitbash as Troupe Leaders.
Otherwise it's a stupidly good Combat Patrol.

>>96817722
How many pts of Wolves you got homie?

>>96817715
>>96817636
Absolutely NOT
IT HAS A NAMED UNIT IN IT THAT YOU CAN ONLY TAKE ONE OF. Also, its terrible value.

>>96817722
What Great Company?

>>96817706
Have you read about the Lumnieth Realmlords?

>>96817599
Drukhari copers saying their new codex was good on suicide watch

>>96817734
Shit anon, you’re right. I could’ve sworn the HQ included wasn’t a Solitaire.

>>96817734
you can just resell the solitaire easily

>>96817740
Yes. I have over 2000p of them.
They are not Eldar. In some ways, I wish Eldar were more like them. But the two are very different, especially when it comes to their domains.

>>96817722
Nice stuff good wolfanon.

>>96817746
I don't think they even got top 10 in any GT since their new codex.

>>96817503
pretty cluttered basing

>>96817686
Actually painting my first model, the infernus marine from the starter kit or whatever

>>96817728
I think I'm close to 3.5K now
>>96817735
Deathwolves

>>96817828
oooo very nice wolfbro, kick some ass.

>>96817599
But 40kilogram told me that the TS nerf was random and unjustified!!

>>96817728
>>96817835
shut the fuck up mutant

>>96817828
>Deathwolves
Was there a special reason?

>>96817852
This is a conversation between Fenrisian brothers. Go talk to your mongoloid Xenos bug lovers or w/e trash you play.

>>96816390 (OP)
The funny familiar you get from the chaos sorcerer is pretty cool. Though I stuck it on my chaos lord and replaced its face with one from the traitor guard kit.

He sounds like Salamander man from Filthy Frank's videos, because what other voice would he realistically have

>>96817868
lmao are you trying to antagonize as many people as possible? Put the fucking trip back on

>>96817877
You're the one responding to me telling me to shut up and kms for no reason you fat retard.

>>96817828
>Deathwolves
I was always a fan of pic related. As much as Thunderwolf Cavalry look ridiculous this guy looks pretty cool. Hope they release him in plastic as a dual kit of a Wolf Lord and Canis.

I dislike the word "lore".
This isn't a 40k only thing, but this is where I see it most.
This isn't some ancient myth, folklore or History. This is the background of a game, it's fiction.
I love fiction and I respect it very much so, as long as it's good.

But it's not "lore".

>>96817904
Yes, it is, it's used elsewhere with this meaning too, you're just angry about it because you think it carries some sense of importance, it doesn't, it's synonymous with background and fluff in this context.

Stop being autistic.

>>96817859
The symbols looks cool desu
>>96817891
I'll probably convert him at some point using the new AoS wolves
>>96817722
I already have a scheme for them too

>decided to write down my backlog
>it's huge
I think I have a problem.

>>96817922
Am I autistic, or do you not understand the words you use?
It's easier for you to try and make it my problem, doesn't mean it's true.

>>96817938
>the new AoS wolves
not big enough

>>96817963
You're autistic, and do not understand the words people use, most definitely.

Making it your problem is not what makes it true, it being the truth is what makes it just your problem.

>>96817891
Yea I like this dude too, wasn't he raised by Wolves and sucked on wolf tiddy for sustenance?

>>96817938
>I'll probably convert him at some point using the new AoS wolves
I'm willing to bet SW as well as DA will get a wave in 11th. For Wolves it will be Canis with new Thunderwolves and probably Long Fangs/Sky Claws and for Dark Angels it will be Ravenwing with Samael.

>>96817946
I don't understand how people can spend so much on something that takes so much time.
I understand wanting to buy a lot of new stuff, God knows I love shiny new plastic, but looking at my wallet and the time I still need to put on my pile of shame it quickly makes me very, very picky.

My pile is:

The DA half of dark vengeance + limited ed Chaplain (I got this year)
A lot of DA upgrade kits
The Interrogator Chaplain with Power fist
Ravenwing Knights
The old Cadian combat patrol.

All of that is already gonna take me months, maybe a full year.

>>96817981
If it was true then people would have used it back then, yet it's a recent thing. The term was picked up because of what it evoked and not what it meant.

I hope for you English isn't your sole language, I'd hate sucking at the one thing I have.

>>96818010
>then people would have used it back then
they did
>The term was picked up because of what it evoked
it didn't

>vallejo air neutral grey is several shades darker than the non-air neutral grey
almost pisses me off as much as the fact that vallejo still doesn't include agitators so you have to pry their shitty dropper tips off to add your own still

>>96818027
Vallejo is really not the best choice right now

>>96817969
The named one looks big enough
>>96817984
Maybe, but I already have my thundervac and firstborn skyclaws and Long fangs

>>96817999
>buy old OOP stuff
>buy new FOMO limited stuff
>buy discount bundles with units you know you want to buy separately
It adds up.

>>96818034
yeah but my scheme uses their specific neutral grey as a main color and I'm too lazy to be mixing for every single model across an entire army

>>96818026
>they did
No, we did not refer to game backgrounds and fiction as "lore". Terms like background, fluff, story/history, setting, sure, but "lore" is very much a recent thing.

Now maybe you are so young that it feels like forever for you, but that's another story.

>>96817904
NTA but your "point" is stupid because your "ancient myth, folklore and history" is mostly fiction in the first place

>>96817999
>All of that is already gonna take me months, maybe a full year.
Most people hobby faster.

>>96818044
>OOP
Real
>FOMO
It better be fucking good
>Bundle for what you know you want
Maybe you want too much??? >:C

>>96818057
Most people paint to tabletop standard at best, I'm assuming anon is going to put more effort than that.

>>96818060
>Maybe you want too much???
Don't we all anon?

>>96818062
Can't tell, he never posted anything here.

>>96818057
Most people don't actually hobby, they assemble and speed paint, that's as much hobbying as building an IKEA shelf with a new coat of paint.

I take my time, people can do whatever the fuck they want.

>>96818074
>I take my time
Post models

>>96818064
I felt that, touché

>>96818074
>people can do whatever the fuck they want.
>but also if you don't hobby the way I hobby then it doesn't count as hobbying
So which is it

>>96818071
>>96818079
Nah, especially not to an obvious bait-fag.
Don't try that shit with me, gay boy.

>>96818092
I'm not baiting, have no intention of shitting on you. I'm just curious.

>>96818051
You can go in the archives right now and easily find 15 years old posts that treat the two terms interchangeably even in the same posts.

You're not just wrong, you choose to create a whole delusion about how it's some kind of modern decay when the only people who ever got angry about about one term over the other are retards who try and fail to fit in by pretending skub is unironic serious business.

>>96818085
People don't hobby and that's fine, they do whatever the fuck they want.

>>96818101
You don't hobby either thoughbeit

>>96818097
he has none, or when wouldnt lash out so immediately
he's just baiting

>>96818092
You're saying that everyone paints like shit with speed paints but you take your time. Your models must be good. Post them we like to see nice painted models. You're awfully defensive about a pretty chill conversation.

>>96818098
Then do it? Let's see 'em posts
Also
>15 years ago
2010 is recent. Maybe to you it's not.

>>96818097
>>96818105
>>96818111
>>96818113
Bait used to be creative.
I ain't posting here and you can rationalize that how you want, ragebait to your hearts' content.

>>96817891
That's not a wolf, that's a pug.

>>96818114
>2010 is recent
find me a 4chan archive that goes further back than that then

>>96818044
I don't even want to know half the amount of money I've spent on this hobby.
Supplies included.

>>96818114
>2010 is recent
Nigga, that's 15 years ago.
Kids born in 2010 will be able to drink legally within 3 years.

>>96818131
Life exists outside 4chan, broski.
Get out of the fucking shitty matrix.

>>96818114
15 years ago is the oldest you can go back on every single archive site genius. You'd know that if you weren't larping as a fake grog rn

>>96818039
>The named one looks big enough
don't count on it

>>96818133
>Supplies included.
This is the real killer.

>>96818139
It's recent, 15 years is half a generation. That's more than enough time for a new slang to get picked up, like "lore".

Language is people.

>>96818143
Feel free to provide ANYTHING other than your delusional fake grog memories then, retard.

>>96818124
You're just admitting to being a shitposter. I find it also funny that you changed your reddit spacing style of posting for this shitpost.

I take a while to finish anything but it's not like golden demon quality or anything, I've just had unsteady hands my whole life so I have to be careful if I'm doing anything more than a base coat.

>>96818114
>15 years ago is recent
You went full retard now, it absolutely isn't when it comes to the spread of warhammer and how people online talk about it, you know jack shit.

>>96818154
I don't want to think about how many clippers I've bought because I've lost track of them. It might be dozens at this point. One year I lost 3 pairs. Hobbying at the lgs is not ideal

>>96818172
Kinda same here, my hands are always pretty shaky but I also want to paint to a decent standard. I spend good money on these plastic toys, it feels like a waste to me to half-ass anything

>>96818150
That sounds like a whole lot of not-my-fucking-problem

>>96818172
As long as you're having fun and not yucking anyone's cum then I don't think anyone takes offense to you painting slowly.

>>96818162
It wasn't a new slang, it didn't suddenly start being used 15 years ago for no reason, it was used even 15 years ago because it was already an established term long before that point.

Watch, someone's gonna find some 30 year old geocities page that uses it interchangeably and then will claim 30 years ago is not that long ago

>>96818124
You do not have to post models but what army do you play chief?

>>96818188
True, speed painting only makes sense to me if you need the models for a tournament or something.
>>96818195
Yeah I'm just trying to post something, anything that isn't bait or getting mad at bait.

>>96818163
>provide
Faggot thought I was there to argue with his ilk, I don't think so.
I'm correct, that's not why I posted.

>>96818166
Oh yeah, it's schizo time.

>>96818179
It is recent.
>when it comes to the spread of warhammer
I did state it wasn't a 40k only thing, maybe that's your problem here.


Be coherent, people, if you think I'm clueless/baiting/stupid/whatever then stop replying?

There is all this talk about how someone paints or doesn't paint their army in specific ways and yet their are no models accompanying these posts..curious.

>>96818210
Marines, mostly

>>96818237
Any favorite chapters?

>>96818219
>>96818098
>You're not just wrong, you choose to create a whole delusion

>>96818219
I think we have another decalslopper type of situation on our hands, boys.

>>96818188 here and this >>96817159 is mine, just to prove I'm not talking out of my ass.

>>96818228
It's not curious when you look at the origin of this "talk".

Two anons were talking about piles of shame, one of them said their was gonna take X time.
Then one fag came in to say "you're slow". And from that it started.
It's not curious at all, it was one baiter from the start.

>>96818219
Lol, schizo

>>96818250
meant for >>96818228 obviously

>>96818246
and there you go swooping in from out of no where to throw my name in this mess. This is an attempt at guilt by association ignore this anon and anyone who mentions "Decal"

>>96818228
I'll have a new squad finished to post this evening, just have to do basing

>>96818263
just put the trip back on

>>96818241
Beside the homebrew I like most of 'em. I like doing micro-armies of existing chapters tho, like a couple units and that's it.

>>96818245
Nah, fluff effectively disappeared and everyone's watching lore videos.

>>96818263
Notice how the dogpiling on you hasn't improved since you removed the trip?

>fucking retard argument over the semantic usage of the word “lore”
Really?

>>96818263
He is just calling him another lolcow, just like you are.

>>96818272
Its the same guy who attacks me even with the trip and tries to derail, just ignore anyone using the name/term Decalfag in there posts.

>>96818275
It is what it is. Said I didn't like it, tard took offense to it, sad really.

>>96818272
The cunt specifically inserts himself into arguments even though he has nothing to do with it
The dude just refered to him because another user is acting in a similiar dumb way and decalfag got defensive.

>>96818279
>everyone I don't like is the same person!!!

>>96818263
Kill yourself.

>>96818279
>still thinking it's a single person
actually delusional

Just ignore them, they said the word. Let them die out.

>>96818228
not any of those anons but i don't attach my models to my shitposting

Tipping my allegorical hat to the schizo posters for derailing the shit away from me. Wish I had that stroke of genius.

I have some real kino sovl to show you tomorrow

>>96818305
Awesome anon, can't wait to see your hard work!

>>96818300
Yet here you are trying to attract attention again. You're no better than the schizos lmao

>>96818275
This place argues over everything no matter how retarded, just ignore it.

>>96818305
then I will check back here tomorrow, cheers

>>96818228
If you're trying to tell other people how to paint their models you're a faggot. You don't have to paint everything try absolutely as hard as possible all the time. This isn't a contest or a game that you win by doing so. This is a hobby. The guy calling the one guy a slow painter isn't wrong. The guy even admitted he takes his time, but then when someone else said "you take your time" using different words he tweaked out and lashed out at everyone who wasn't hobbying the same as him

>>96818286
>Said I didn't like it
You said it wasn't used before
It was, as far as can be proven
You said it's used due to some gravitas it allegedly adds over fluff
It isn't, it's used interchangeably, it has no deeper meaning, no greater importance

You're autistic

>>96818309
Nah, I like teasing the fucks back, doesn't matter if they reply or not. I'm confident in what I do like that.

Oh man I am drinking some vanilla flavored coffee from a Nepresso machine with half n half and damn its tasty, what are we quenching our thirst with right now boys?

>>96818321
You're free to say what you want, don't make it true.
I'm also fine with you not replying to me if you think I'm just baiting/stupid. Weird you keep coming back.

>>96818330
>this post is off topic

>>96818334
I am trying to move passed the nonsense, ok fine how did your last game go anon?

>>96818330
I'm a tap water man, sometimes milkshakes when the bananas are too ripe.

>>96818330
>>96818340
put the trip back on

Anyone got any good harlequin paint schemes?

>>96818343
Very nice, tons of potassium and electrolytes to keep that paint hand steady.

>>96818332
>don't make it true.
What I said is demonstrably true, it's not just what I claim, unlike you.

>s-stop replying to me!!
lmao

>>96818352
I mean, I do crave electrolytes.

>>96818357
>what I said is true
Nah, 4chan posts are not really doing it, 2010 either.
If that's what counts as evidence to you sure, it's your responsibility.
>stop replying
Not what I said now, is it?

But let's be real, we both know you're shitposting, that's why you're still replying and misquoting me.

I'm fine either way really.

>>96818312
People here are incapable of ignoring bait, no matter how fucking obvious it is.

>>96818347
Paint them like they're wearing programmer socks with bare thighs >w<

Remember!!!

>>96818380
>Nah
Yes, you have failed to provide any other metric, you're just claiming what you think it's correct out of your biased ideas, which others have claimed against, and proofs has been moved against.
You can pretend to ignore the facts, but the facts remain, unlike the validity of your stance.

You're not fine, you're simply objectively wrong.

>>96818400
The 5th of November?

>>96818400
I'm bad at that though

>collage anchor posts starts tomorrow
I gotta get my ass in gear, I've been procrastinating my painting yet another month

>>96818411
I'm intentionally waiting till tmo. I want to do a 7 day race to the entry deadline and see if I can make it

>>96818405
It's okay to be wrong anon, I don't know what the big deal is.
I've already said I'm not here to argue or convince.

So if you believe me to be wrong, why do you still reply?
I'm fine with you being wrong, I'm fine with me being wrong. It's not complicated.

>>96818411
oh thats right
has anyone suggested anything for novembers theme?
Flyers, vehicles, uhhh no nuts

>>96818411
>tfw my entry is already painted

>>96818428
Same, I'm happy i dont have to rush

>>96818424
Nothing new from what I've seen. I think flyers or cavalry might win this one.

>>96818428
finished mine last night
feels good

>>96818409
Not to respond to trolls!!!

>>96818423
>why do you still reply?
to inform you on the inarguable fact that you are objectively wrong

>>96818420
I'm also going to try and get it done in a sprint. I spent the last two months putting an army squad on hold for collage painting, so I went back to them this month. I'll finish them off soon and do my spooky fella this weekend.

>>96818446
And how's that working out for ya?

>>96818424
Objective markers pls

>>96818460
Better than how it's working for you, that's for sure.

>>96818460
>>96818472
Here's an idea: how about both of you shut the fuck up and stop shitting up the thread

>>96818472
Somehow, I doubt that.

I ordered a model from ebay and cancelled 2 days later no communication, I am his only bad review.

>>96818487
I think there's context missing.

>>96818482
Probably because you're still delusional.

>>96818487
To Clarify, he cancelled the order. I am not a lunatic.

why does gw insist on making new armies and then not even supporting them afterwards?

>>96818496
You talking about the Votann or what?

>>96818496
Need something new for marines to shoot at in black library books

>>96818506
thousand sons
gsc
admech
world eaters

>>96818051
I think your biggest problem here is that you kind of made the first claim and then didn’t bring receipts man

>>96818496
That's because of how GW and other companies operate.
They plan a product, stocks, and a time window for it. A new army/wave fits perfectly in that.
Supporting the army is done through another wave, and for the army to get another wave it needs to go through the same process.
A new army is more appealing than another wave.

>>96818525
sisters post refresh

>>96818527
I don't need to bring receipts. The real problem is thinking I want to argue or convince with people here. I know where I am.

Gotta be coherent.

>>96818525
I am not familiar enough with them to critizise GWs work on them. I think the Admech look cool but are inferior to the Necrons and the GSC are just plain creepy. World Eaters are cool lookinig and TS are gorgeous with that Teal, that is the extent of my knowledge.

>>96818541
NTA but you've already spent more than an hour arguing about this, who are you kidding.

>>96818541
>or convince with people here
>Gotta be coherent.

Yea that's right, I'm going for the low hanging fruit.

>>96818541
I just realized you’re there guy who was like “just have family members bro” when someone asked where he could possibly find another person who would want to play homebrew rules.

>>96818553
You think that's arguing? Christ.

>want to start collecting the eldar since I like their aesthetic and the only guy that played them moved a few years ago
>don't want to spam guardians (sick of playing large armies) or even field their tanks (shit looks way too fragile for me, I'd break it during the first game) or cheese like a horde of wraith constructs
>nope, I want to focus on my favorite thing, their aspect warriors
Do eldars have any detachments that focus on the aspect warriors, preferably on foot?

>>96818565
Who?
I have two siblings and they're "10th or nothing", they're the last people I could play homebrew with lmfao

>>96818411
i'm skipping this month because le spoky xdd is so fucking hackneyed and uninspired

>>96818570
Damn it looked like some sort of Brontoman in the image initially, I thought he was an exodite.

>>96818566
>I hope for you English isn't your sole language, I'd hate sucking at the one thing I have.
Get off your high horse.

>>96818541
It's curious how you started saying you didn't want to convince anyone only after people proved you wrong.

>>96818592
I'm sorry it made you think for yourself for once.
Next month we will be sure to tell you what box to buy and how to paint it

>>96818592
You have no models to participate in the first place

>>96818515
it happens to space marines too
look at deathwatch and grey knights

>>96818592
why are people here so fucking negative all the time, holy shit

>>96818613
>>96818608
Don't be a smart ass

>>96818607
Maybe that's because I started saying it when fags really started to argue.

I wish I could say your behavior was curious but you're just going through shit bait 101 so it's quite banal.

>>96818621
dont be a negative nancy then

>>96818570
>Do eldars have any detachments that focus on the aspect warriors, preferably on foot?
Yes. Hope you're ready to run the Avatar and 2+ Phoenix Lords though. You probably also want a Falcon. It's an incredibly blunt ans straightforward detachment that doesn't have many bells and whistles aside from the movement shenanigans every Eldar detachment has. Your games will be bloody and likely not fun if you care about winning by objectives.

Convince me not to.

>>96818666
if you like them, more power to you

>>96818666
it's a dogshit value before even getting into how bad the captain and SG sculpts are and it's terrible for the format it's intended for too

>>96818666
I don't like assault intercessor, the weird knight arm panel enerves me.

>>96818682
>hate when space knights have knight motifs

>>96818680
What's wrong with the captain

When are DE gonna get a heavy weapon venom like the Voidweaver the harlequins have?

>>96818666
Dude go for it, I personally just bought some old firstborn angel boys off ebay but I dont think the new ones are as bad as people say and of course Blood Angels are insanely bad ass.

>>96818691
They're not all space knights + it looks like ass

>>96818428
Just finished mine, taking pictures right now.

>>96818706
>They're not all space knights
yes they are
and you have shit taste

>>96818700
Ew, this convinced me to stay away from blood angels thanks

>>96818696
When are orks gonna get a killa kan with baggy pants and cool sneakers like my favorite rappers have

>>96818428
Stupid sexy smug mechanicanon needs tummy correction uuuoooooo

>>96818712
Are white scars space knights?
I'm a dangles fag, I know my knights.
Stop shitposting your life away, anon.

When will the narrative campaign start?

>>96818732
>Are white scars space knights?
Yes you fucking retard
They don't stop being space knights just because they have some extra flavor unlike your generic ass faggotpoem angels

>>96818696
>When are DE gonna get...
The answer is never regardless of what you ask for. You deserve nothing but suffering

>>96818740
BEHOLD, A SPACE KNIGHT

>>96818718
You’re nta you nomodel bitch

>>96818762
Yes, seethe all you want, all marines are space knights

>>96818732
Not a history fag but I'd argue Mongols were like cool asian knights for genghis khan to your average normie. They even ride around on horses and have cool (wrestling) tournaments

>>96818762
He's got some Mongolian doodads stuck to his knight armour but it's still knight armour. That's not futuristic Mongolian lamellar armour he's wearing, that's futuristic European plate armour.

>>96818738
You could start one right now

>>96818776
Mongols are very cool, but we're stretching the definition of knights pretty damn thin.
Is picrel a knight?

>three new 40k datasheets created for canoptek killteam box contents
I'm eyeing up some new robots, boys

>>96818791
A normie would say yes if you gave him a sword

>>96818802
If knights had guns they'd use guns, some even did use firearms.
So really, what is the definition of a knight here?

>>96818808
Normies would say a cool guy in armour.

>>96818819
Then yeah, by that definition all marines are knights.
Are T'au battlesuits knights? Looking at Farsight it'd guess so.

>definitionposting
This is well beyond the point that you should've stopped replying

>>96818738
When you have sex.

>>96818731
busted

>>96818827
Yeah probably. They're kinda big robot samurai, which are like Japanese knights

>>96818835
So 40k dies this edition.

>>96818835
40k is a setting once, never to become a narrative...

>>96818835
>>96818738

Quick anon, put on your skirt and thigh highs and run to your nearest truckstop, you're our only hope!

>>96818853
>truckstop
What the fuck is a truckstop

>Mhara Gal and Helbrute are both 60mm
Aww yeah

>>96818865
I think you call them service stations. They're like giant gas stations(petrol filly stops) where truckers(lorry wheeliemen) can park their trucks(lorries) overnight and sleep(take a cheekie nap) and also shower(no translation), get food(bit of scran), fuck lot lizards(find a bit of fanny), and buy meth(aquire birmingham salt)

>>96818865
Better sit down and take a deep breath for this one anon, it's a place where trucks stop.

>>96818917
That's a bullshit name because I also know trucks go there too

>>96818925
They also have buildings, but all of them are already built.

>>96818925
>>96818933
Listen here you little shits

>>96818892
Mhara ghal is horrific to pose

>>96818892
Why wouldn't you just run it using the legends datasheet for contemptors

>>96818910
>>96818917
How do you become a trucker?

>>96818666
I always thought the gold ones looked stupid.

>>96818976
Get your trucking, call a distribution company. It's not hard to get, you can do it in a week. The trucking schools don't fail people these days and the distribution companies will give you a truck to drive

>>96819019
>>96818976
>trucking
Trucking license

>>96818976
I truck

>>96818964
Because I'm an idiot and I can't find the Legends rules.

>1d6chan tactics says Incubi are mediocre
>Skari, the de facto DE player says Incubi are tournament staples and will likely be in every single list
I'll think I trust the tournament player over whatever bozo is editing that wikipage

>>96819098
Do you really think anything on 1d6chan is applicable in current year? When do you think those articles were written.

>>96819120
I mean it was updated with the newest units? So at least as of last saturday. Would be kinda weird to have the new detachments and Lady Malys in anything written longer ago than that

>>96819098
Skari also said he's quitting Drukhari after their new codex and focusing on Black Templars.

>>96819056
I just checked the downloads page. They removed them all

>>96819138
Drukhari heading back to a 30% winrate for sure then

>>96819149
What the fuck why
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-40000/

>>96819149
Legends units all got rolled into "faction packs" for their respective armies last week along with their downloadable detachments and FAQs. So they're all in one document now.

>>96816677
Look for your favorite color scheme and paint those little dudes

>>96819161
>>96819154
Oh crisis averted, that's surprisingly nice of them

So what do the victrix guard do in the ultramarine army anyway? Are they elites, are they bodyguards for leader characters?

Could the next OP be a Yvraine one?

>>96816677
Pick your favorite colour to paint and the things youre most excited to paint and base your decision off that

>>96819181
Someone's got to foot the bill.
Might as well be you.

Female Space Marines and renaming the Emperor of Mankind to Emperor of Humanity might be the straw that breaks the camels back.
Fuck it, I'm selling my army and starting Imperial Knights.

>>96819181
If it doesn't get throoded I'll bake with a yvraine pic. Post your faves and I'll pick from amongst them

>>96819190
I don't have my Yvraine folder on hand.
Also I'm terrible with timing.
Also what the FUCK is going on with the captchas?

>>96819193
I'll buy your army, can you post some photos of it.

>>96819193
I walked Richard gray up on stage, who the fuck are you

>>96819181
Posting elf wife

>>96818782
>That's not futuristic Mongolian lamellar armour
Not sure what that would look like but that sounds sick. I wish WS got a head pack that has their helmets have a face plate like traditional mongol armour had

>>96819213
>There's a chance that Yvraine got a womb tattoo as a Wych
Fuck it, it's canon.

>>96819193
I can't tell if people are memeing on some badly painted heads or if people really think they're womens head

Does 40k have the canonically ugliest elves of any fictional universe?

>>96819234
It's just /v/ermin shitposting, ignore it

>>96819234
No its intentional shitposting. archtard posting literally always gets a (You).

>>96819263
That's reall cool, god I wish eldar looked like that,

>>96819181
It could if you will it to be

>>96819234
It's half people legitimately being dumb enough to think that completely on-brand for GW marine face sculpts are somehow supposed to be female, and half people intentionally trying to stir shit up pretending to be the former half.

>>96819276
I actually love the idea of these two hanging out drinking wine and gossiping about giant primarch dick in oversized t-shirts.

>>96819246
some elder scrolls elves are pretty uggo

>>96819246
No. (Normal) Eldar canonically are beautiful to an uncanny degree.

What’s everyone’s favorite Badab war chapter?

>>96819309
Good point. I forgot about TES. But everybody in that universe is incredibly ugly so maybe in a relative sense eldar are still uglier.

>>96819319
Proof? They're only beautiful in fan art like the yvrainne art above. Yrliet in rogue trader was pretty ugly and weird looking too, even in the card art where cassia and argenta are beautiful.

>>96819304
Ynnari girls nights are super casual

>>96819321
Astral Claws, my favourite HH legion are the Sons of Horus as well. Gotta love the guys who start the snowball. This quote and their symbol is also really fucking cool

>>96819329
>the strong are strongest

>>96819325
Yrliet's just ugly.
Pick related is technically the generic Autarch.
Eldar are supposed to be beautiful in a weird an ethereal way that at a glance looks like a pretty human, but if you actually look closer their features become more clearly inhuman.

>>96819321
Fire hawks were pretty sick, especially when they used the raptorous rex to tow a mini star to break apart Huron's orbital defences.