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Anonymous No.96864326 [Report] >>96864344 >>96864453 >>96864662 >>96864960 >>96864969 >>96864976 >>96865049 >>96865445 >>96866345 >>96867441 >>96867863 >>96869898 >>96870108 >>96870138 >>96871419 >>96873295 >>96873816 >>96880245 >>96882334 >>96883036 >>96883885 >>96885826 >>96887365 >>96888809 >>96895606 >>96895662 >>96900243 >>96904387
Why do wizards wear robes?
Anonymous No.96864336 [Report]
Do you prefer X or Y for your Z?
Is X or Y better?
Is X overrated?
X is an overlooked Y for Z.
Why do X's do Y?
Anonymous No.96864341 [Report] >>96864376
i dunno, probably because the archetype was heavily influenced by merlin who in turn was based on pagan druids and dressed how they dressed?

that or influence from arabic alchemists. you know what could probably answer this for you easier and faster? a google search
Anonymous No.96864344 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Because they're confortable clothes. That's literally it. They could wear other civillian clothes like peasant garbs meant for manual labour but why would they? Robes are better for them.
Anonymous No.96864376 [Report] >>96864417
>>96864341
I've done a bit of that and also watched some videos and yes, Merlin in old paintings did indeed wear robes but then that begs the question why Merlin was depicted wearing robes.

We know very little of the druids and what they wore as far as I'm aware. Unfortunately they weren't very well documented.
Anonymous No.96864417 [Report] >>96864479 >>96864495 >>96864779 >>96867700
>>96864376
Also part of the reasoning seems to be that in Western Europe, education was completely tied at the hip to the church and in England, teachers were required by law to be members of the church.

Wizards are associated with sage, as are sorcerers associated with heretical religious orders like the Gnostics, Manicheists, or Baphomet worshippers. Who would adorn religion garb which would be robes.

Magic itself has its roots in basically just being considered the worship of other Gods, which is how the ancient Jews used the term magic which obviously carried over to Christianity. Any power than came from a not Jewish god was demonic and magic.

That being said it doesn't explain why religious groups throughout history traditionally wear robes. I guess the simple explanation is Roman Christianity and the fact that Romans wore robes.

But the garb of a typical Wizard doesn't exactly look Greco-Roman to me, or maybe I'm blind to the obvious ancient clothes they're clearly inspired by.
Anonymous No.96864453 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
It's based on traditional academic dress.
Anonymous No.96864479 [Report]
>>96864417
>That being said it doesn't explain why religious groups throughout history traditionally wear robes
It's a comfortable cloth that can also be made very fancy, and is not your regular working attire of the regular plebs.
Anonymous No.96864495 [Report] >>96864497 >>96867895
>>96864417
a robe is just a long tunic and a tunic is just a rectangle. if you need clothes its hard to find something faster, easier, cheaper or more efficient than that. why would ancient people all over the world wear them? why would they ever not?
Anonymous No.96864497 [Report] >>96864526 >>96865077 >>96885836 >>96885879 >>96895662
>>96864495
I wish I could walk around in robes IRL without getting weird looks.
Anonymous No.96864526 [Report] >>96864621 >>96865077 >>96867932
>>96864497
if you care what normies think of you then you dont deserve robes
Anonymous No.96864621 [Report] >>96865077 >>96867932
>>96864526
Listen to this anon
Anonymous No.96864662 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
>Why do wizards wear robes?
Comfy.
Anonymous No.96864779 [Report]
>>96864417
>in England, teachers were required by law to be members of the church

The law in the early 17th century stated teachers needed a license from the diocesan bishop. That law didn't state they had to be members of the Church of England, they just needed the bishops approval even if that was tantamount to being a member of the CoE and thereby having a "right understanding of God's true Religion".

Bbeing a member of the CoE is not the same as being a clergyman. For example, women have been allowed as members of the CoE for centuries but have only been ordained in England since 1985. As not clergy, they didn't have to wear clerical garb.

The wearing of gowns is an academic tradition that followed from a medieval tradition for robes in general. It's not because teachers had to be clergy and wear clerical robes because they didn't have to be clergy, and robes were out of fashion by the 17th century.
Anonymous No.96864843 [Report] >>96864934
It's only very recently that we've dealt away with long robes and big hats as symbols of intellectual prestige. Now it's just pretentious. Unless your hair is already big, like Einstein.
Anonymous No.96864931 [Report]
Throd mead.
Anonymous No.96864934 [Report] >>96865199 >>96867911 >>96873800
>>96864843
Something sad about the total loss of class and role uniforms. No one wears anything except business suits, and even that feels like it's going to fade or at least be made more casual.
You should have to wear a different huge hat depending on your job.
Anonymous No.96864960 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awyDAekUc_8
>"Do wizards piss on their robes?"
>"Yes, we do."
>"We frequently piss on our robes."
Anonymous No.96864969 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
they're comfy and easy to wear
Anonymous No.96864976 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
>Why do wizards wear robes?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Those wretched folk, poorer than even the peasantry, who spend their days wandering the streets babbling incoherently and waving their walking sticks? Their filthy, tattered rags hardly qualify as robes.
Anonymous No.96865049 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Thats the most upsetting thing. They don't.
Anonymous No.96865077 [Report] >>96865125 >>96865396
>>96864497
>>96864526
>>96864621

This. Dress like you are the protagonist of your own story, just make sure that whatever you wear is actually of decent quality material and doesn't look like you got it at Spirit of Halloween.

I unironically wear a costume jacket during the fall as my default outerwear, because its warm and breaks the wind and it has pockets so fuck you its a real jacket. I consistently get complimented on it.

As long as its practical and looks good, you can wear pretty much anything. The idea that you MUST wear the tshirt and jeans or you MUST be dressed in business casual and those are the only two types of fashion men are allowed to have is reductive as fuck.
Anonymous No.96865125 [Report] >>96866227
>>96865077
t.
Anonymous No.96865199 [Report] >>96868208
>>96864934
No it should be special underwear. Normalize giving wedgies to determine someone's compatibility.
Anonymous No.96865396 [Report] >>96865858
>>96865077
Post jacket.
Anonymous No.96865445 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
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Anonymous No.96865540 [Report]
robepostin
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Anonymous No.96865789 [Report] >>96865927 >>96867706
To hide their big tits
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Anonymous No.96865858 [Report] >>96866069 >>96867940
>>96865396
Its just flashy enough to be eye catching, but not so outlandish and weird that I look like a freak wearing it. Most people don't even recognize what its from unless I tell them.
Anonymous No.96865927 [Report]
>>96865789
>hiding your tits
gay
Anonymous No.96866069 [Report] >>96866257 >>96866399 >>96871430
>>96865858
That's a bit but not too much. Far cry from wearing robes in public.
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Anonymous No.96866141 [Report] >>96866188 >>96866853 >>96869893 >>96871698 >>96882152
What color should a wizard's robes be?
Anonymous No.96866188 [Report] >>96866246
>>96866141
Yes.
Anonymous No.96866227 [Report]
>>96865125
He's right. Animé rules.
Anonymous No.96866246 [Report]
>>96866188
For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!
Anonymous No.96866257 [Report] >>96866307
>>96866069
He is walking so you can run. Be the change you want to see in the world.
Anonymous No.96866307 [Report]
>>96866257
I don't want people to dress like they're the protagonists of their own story. That's fucking retarded.
But if you want that by all means go out in the robes. You're allowed.
Anonymous No.96866345 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Because fantashit is creatively bankrupt.
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Anonymous No.96866399 [Report] >>96866421
>>96866069
Is there one showing him creaming on her tits? Asking for a friend.
Anonymous No.96866421 [Report] >>96866440 >>96869148
>>96866399
Not that I'm aware of. The artist does get into less blueboard material sometimes but you'll have to go find it yourself.
Anonymous No.96866440 [Report] >>96866464
>>96866421
"Less blueboard" than there literally being a penis in the image?
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Anonymous No.96866464 [Report] >>96866614
>>96866440
That one's artsy.
He has some that are artsy but less permissible.
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Anonymous No.96866614 [Report] >>96866776 >>96866853
>>96866464
An artsy penis is still a penis.
Anonymous No.96866776 [Report] >>96867415
>>96866614
Call the cops.
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Anonymous No.96866853 [Report]
>>96866141
Obviously depends on the type of mage/magic.
Blue is a classic
Necromancer: black
Whizzard: yellow

>>96866614
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Anonymous No.96867415 [Report] >>96867645
>>96866776
Since you're incapable of reading, the reply chain is about "blueboard".
Anonymous No.96867441 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Comfy
Good protection for weight and from the elements
Pretty cheap and easy to replace
Lots of pockets for holding weird shit
Makes you harder to identify
Obscures your hand gestures to other wizards
Easily customizable for niche situations
Anonymous No.96867645 [Report] >>96869148
>>96867415
Since you're incapable of understanding nunance and local culture, the reply chain was about
>hur punus
>is ok, is art
>nooooooooooooooooooo mooooooommmmm
>lol okay
and we continued to post robed things.
Anonymous No.96867700 [Report]
>>96864417
>teachers were required by law to be members of the church.

No, they weren't.
Anonymous No.96867706 [Report] >>96867731
>>96865789
I posted this hoping for more booba wizard pics
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Anonymous No.96867731 [Report]
>>96867706
I figured.
Apparently the robes are also to hide pener of varying size based based on different historical and cultural influences on proportions.
Anonymous No.96867863 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
because their mind is still intact
"NAKED TIME" anyone?
Anonymous No.96867895 [Report]
>>96864495
There's always draped clothing like togas and chitons and stuff. Even less sewing.
Anonymous No.96867911 [Report] >>96870046 >>96871433 >>96872469
>>96864934
That's not even remotely true - look at "blue collar" vs "white collar", look at people who wear suits to work versus shirt sleeves, or people who wear jeans and a tshirt.

Also, people in the right industries can usually tell a banker's suit from a lawyer's for a government bureaucrat's.
Anonymous No.96867932 [Report]
>>96864526
>>96864621

Dress like you want, but dressing unusually sends signals to those around you.

I wore a skirt once as part of a costume, and now I love wearing skirts during the summer, since they're so much cooler. But even though you can buy "masculine" skirts, wearing a skirt or dress as a man still sends a signal to those around you.

Similarly, wearing robes around town sends a signal to those around you, and that signal isn't "robes are comfy".
Anonymous No.96867940 [Report]
>>96865858
If you didn't tell me, I would never have known that that was costumewear. That's a far cry from wearing a robe.
Anonymous No.96868208 [Report] >>96868537
>>96865199
>special underwear
Not everyone wants to be a Mormon, anon.
Anonymous No.96868537 [Report] >>96868927
>>96868208
That traditionally hasn't stopped the Mormons.
Anonymous No.96868927 [Report]
>>96868537
Traditionally stopping mormons has been difficult.
Anonymous No.96869148 [Report] >>96871360
>>96867645
So then >>96866421 has no point.
Anonymous No.96869893 [Report] >>96870028 >>96904354
>>96866141
Me and my group have an OSR setting we built kinda communally with the biggest (nearest) wizard college being the Purple Wizards, with each faction taking on a different shade for their robes (violet, mauve, indigo, lavender, mulberry, etc)
Anonymous No.96869898 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
They're comfy as fuck, try some sometime.
Anonymous No.96870028 [Report]
>>96869893
>indigo
These are the radical subversives right, because indigo is blue not purple.
Anonymous No.96870046 [Report]
>>96867911
It's bullshit. Put on a big stupid looking hat that's illegal to wear if you aren't a quantity surveyor before your entire culture dies. It's gotta be at least a foot wide or tall or your job is bullshit. No one fucking cares how many buttons your suit has or if you have silver or gold cufflinks.
Anonymous No.96870108 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Because Gandalf. He was a traveller, so the long robes keep him cool in the summer and warm in the winter. Robes are also associated with scholarly pursuits. The broad hat kept him sage from the sun and weather, too. Plus the staff helped check the depth of rivers to help with safe crossing.
Anonymous No.96870138 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Thats one whimsical wizard.

Anybody got a monk of equal whimsy?
Anonymous No.96871360 [Report] >>96871399
>>96869148
>knowing where boundaries of the site you use in terms of rules and culture actually are has no point
lol ok
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Anonymous No.96871399 [Report] >>96871413
>>96871360
Yeah, and genitalia isn't blueboard, so fuck off.
Anonymous No.96871413 [Report]
>>96871399
How long ago did you report it?
Anonymous No.96871419 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
To get to the other side!
Anonymous No.96871430 [Report] >>96871435
>>96866069
why is there an alien jerking it
Anonymous No.96871433 [Report]
>>96867911
Yeah all of that is soulless and fucking gay as fuck.
Anonymous No.96871435 [Report]
>>96871430
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.96871698 [Report]
>>96866141
Die puckee.
Anonymous No.96872469 [Report]
>>96867911
Thankfully this doesnt exist here and only supercorpo ultrafaggots wear full suits and everybody dresses in the serious casual way either for work or outings of a good pair of pants and a shirt which sucks but still better than the fucking suits.
Real blue collar people you can tell from a mile away from their workclothes
Anonymous No.96873295 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
It makes laundry easier, you have only one piece of clothing to wash and dry
Anonymous No.96873722 [Report]
>Free Flowing
Wizards need plenty of movement to cast, even more so than regular pants and a shirt. If they could be naked, they would.
>Status
Having a flowing, finely crafted robe is a sign of power and status. Keeping it clean over long adventurers with magic alone takes expertise. When you are in towns or at royal events, they can fit in as well as someone in a suit. Even in Tolkien's world, wizards of certain robe colors were more powerful.
>Low Charisma
Wizards are smart and all, but they aren't fashion geniuses. Just by wearing something one color and easy, they can avoid self conscious worries.
>Age of most wizards
Older folks feel more comfortable in flowing, baggy clothes, often helping their blood flow and being easy to put on in the morning without having to buckle a million clips.

In all, wizards and robes go together very naturally, hence the logic behind them typically wearing the pieces.
Anonymous No.96873800 [Report]
>>96864934
It’s a long running trend, the Great Renunciation has had terrible consequences for men’s fashion even now, 230 years after it really started to entrench itself in the public consciousness.
Anonymous No.96873816 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
They are extremely comfy and can get away with it because they are powerful.
Anonymous No.96879003 [Report]
Mod thread.
Anonymous No.96880245 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Traditional games?
Anonymous No.96880819 [Report]
Wouldn't you if it was socially acceptable?
Anonymous No.96882152 [Report]
>>96866141
>puckee spamming his commission again
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1g7anih/art_comm_astefelos_the_wise_wizard_by_tomasz_ryger/
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/sLMr33o-2rp7DfwT-CoVaw/
>18 times
Anonymous No.96882334 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Robes obfuscate the somatic components of spellcasting, allowing wizards to keep others from stealing their spells. One big piece of clothing that covers your entire body is also easier and less time consuming to enchant than to enchant a shirt and pants individually. Finally, any clothes you can fall asleep in are very important for people who don't keep consistent schedules because they work through all hours of the night studying the arcane.
Anonymous No.96883036 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
All you gotta do is role it up and you can squat wherever you stood.
Anonymous No.96883885 [Report] >>96885717
>>96864326 (OP)
Because Gandalf did.
Anonymous No.96885717 [Report]
>>96883885
>Gandalf on a closed circuit television commercial
"You shall not pass on this one time offer! Two robes for the price of one, and we'll even throw in sleeping robes!"
Anonymous No.96885826 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Because they're comfy.
The more historical answer is that robes were what rich people wore once upon a time in the high medieval era. Because fabrics were expensive, so wearing a lot of it showed your wealth. Why is that relevant? Well, education was something only rich people got to indulge in... and in those days, sorcery was not distinct from education.
Anonymous No.96885836 [Report]
>>96864497
The reason you don't walk around in robes is because a costume like that would literally cost you about 800 - 1,200 US dollars... because that's a lot of fabric and there are no manufacturing processes in place to create garments of such designs, so you'd need to hire someone to make it.
Anonymous No.96885879 [Report]
>>96864497
>I wish I could walk around in robes IRL
You can just buy them.
>without getting weird looks.
Do you get weird looks now?
Anonymous No.96887365 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Because when you reach the stage of a master of the arcane arts why would you want to wear armor when you can just flick your hand, casting a spell on a enemy that would either turn them into a sheep or explode from the inside out and besides they comfy to wear while your up in your wizard tower with a plate of treats as you study your orb
Anonymous No.96888638 [Report]
Cause their cocks are too big for pants!
Anonymous No.96888809 [Report] >>96889055
>>96864326 (OP)
>spends most of their day smoking and pursuing idle interests
>has zero consideration for opinions outside of their immediate peers
>no profession to speak of
>wealthy without explanation
>collects highly valued and mysterious items (rugs, human digits, etc)
>travels quite a lot but with no real plans or intentions
Maybe they’re just taking it easy for all us sinners out there.
Anonymous No.96889055 [Report]
>>96888809
Wizards are dumb shits for how smart they are. All the magical secrets in the universe? Only start adventuring at 60 and are the same level as the 13yo halfling.
Anonymous No.96889090 [Report] >>96889108 >>96895524
What would happen if a wizard took off their robes?
Anonymous No.96889108 [Report] >>96889127
>>96889090
>Two halflings in a full sized wizard robe emerge.
Anonymous No.96889127 [Report]
>>96889108
Sounds like it would be very magical.

For you.
Anonymous No.96894659 [Report]
should they wear suits?
Anonymous No.96895524 [Report]
>>96889090
their robes AND their wizard hat?
I suppose they go back to sexing.
Anonymous No.96895606 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Comfort and sleeve pockets.
Anonymous No.96895662 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Free balling increases your magic power so the more free the balls the more powerful the wizard. That's why those naked tribal shaman guys always seem so hardcore.

>>96864497
I work in an area with a pretty big middle eastern population and I do envy their ability to just wear motherfucking robes around and not seem like a weirdo.
Anonymous No.96900243 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
Semen as mandatory spell component
Anonymous No.96903213 [Report]
Robes are for fools and cowards who have things to hide.
True wizards are naked.
Anonymous No.96904354 [Report]
>>96869893
Would be funny if a mage dressed in different robes, just to fuck with people and the defensive spells they might prepare. "Haha, an ice mage! What will you do against my 'Immunity from cold' shield!?" (Takes a fireball to the face)
Anonymous No.96904387 [Report]
>>96864326 (OP)
They have nails and water, too.
Anonymous No.96904462 [Report]
Potemkin thread.