Thread 96886636

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>>96883054

>Thread question:
You getting any hobbying done this weekend?

>>96886636 (OP)
>TQ
Doing banners, still a bit stuck on this one. How's this idea?

>TQ
I've had a Heldrake sitting in a box for months and now I have a compelling reason to work on it next, so I'me starting assembly presently.

>>96886661
How did you get the text to look so clear?

Let Chaos idols take this thread!
sorry for the schizo

>>96886636 (OP)
Not yet.
I went to pick up some rare metal models and then left them at a friends house.

>>96886684
You're absence has led to more retards and I don't know how to feel about that.

>>96886684
Looks like shit AND you should kill yourself.

>>96886636 (OP)
>TQ
Finished painting my Minotaur Bladeguard Sgt which leaves me at 1 guy jn the squad left to do.
Afterwards i think I'm gonna work on Uriel Ventris, then my kitbashed Minotaur Jump Captain I'm going paint up like Captain Thoul.
Trying to slowly chip away at things

>>96886709
>Looks like shit
Then I'll continue to improve myself.
>you should kill yourself
Nah, but did almost get done in by some lightning last night.

>>96886636 (OP)
>TQ
Started working on first dog rider. Do people hate these too? I think they're really cool

What's your take on 3d printed models? I'm gonna have some characters printed because I'm too poor spend $150 on 5-6 models only.

>>96886661
Could go for REND CRUSH TEAR, it's pretty khornate too.

>>96886636 (OP)
>TQ
I finished this guy last night.
I posted him last thread but I like him a lot so I'm gonna post him in this one too

>>96886730
Fdm is great for terrain, while resin is better for smaller things.
If you can find a good file you'll be golden, otherwise just see if there's any Etsy resellers still up.

>>96886730
I like them if they match the aesthetic of 40k, sadly a lot go off in a very different direction.
>>96886732
Hell yeah looks great

Gatekeep all wokesloppers

>>96886743
>>96886747
I meant scans of actual GW models, true piracy. GSC are just too expensive

>>96886760
/pol/ is two doors further down the hall, faggot

>>96886679
laser engraving

>>96886769
>retarded woke bootlicking
>/pol/ whining out of NOWHERE
Tourists aren’t welcome on 4chan. Go back.

>>96886788
trying too hard lmao

>>96886684
Why are you still spamming this obnoxious attempt to force an unfunny meme?

>>96886760
Don’t worry anon, she’s getting her model next week.

>>96886760
Imagine being so devoid of meaning in your life that this is what lives in your head and ruins your day

>>96886768
Oh, true. Ive had some success printing a mhara gal scan, it was in parts and I had to combine a few files first for easier building, but the quality was pretty good.
/3dpg/ has one or two people that do it, plus with that whole file leak that happened a few months back you might be able find the gsc models you're after.

>>96886760
Whats wrong with picture, its male custodesin russia

>>96886801
Because chaos is worthy of worship.

Let Chaos idols claim this thread!

So which are your favourites this month?

>>96886760
Still can't believe it that they changed the lore for the Banana boys through a tweet

>>96886882
a Tossup between the headless atalan jackal, the spooky wraithlord and the literal Gaunts Ghosts.
Everyone did a lovely job though.

If the Imperium had a civil war from Guilliman's reforms and xeno sympathies, which primarchs would side against Guilliman?

>>96886882
The wraithguard is so sick

>>96886899
no one, every loyalist primarch is now wholesome brotherly chungus

>>96886880
>archivefaggot

>>96886899
dorn and the lion

the sides of a new imperial civil war would split the faction between the radical reasonable extremists and the puritan religious extremists

so everything that looks overly gothic, overly grim and overly religious stays on the terran side, such as sisters of battle, black templars and dark angels

>>96886730
Most 3d model look alike stuff looks like dogshit and nothing like 40k outside of big guy in armor for SMs.
It's overdesigned and looks like shit.

>>96886882
I really like the wraithguard it's the perfect mix of stupid and cool

>>96886888
They didn't change it through a tweet.
The first instance of female custodes existing in the lore comes directly from a new short story within the custodes 10th edition codex.
The tweet was just the generic corporate brand thing when it comes to retcons, ie. "They always existed but off-screen".
Basically the same shit how GW has treated the warmaster class titan or even Vashtorr, they always existed but off-screen (Both obvious lies).

>>96886760
>muh gatekeep
You can't gatekeep an IP that don't own or even control, you fucking nerd.

>>96886984
With Blackrock owning a big chunk of GW we are lucky they didn't roll out fem marines with the Ultramarines

Why is it that whenever you see an argument being started on here it's always the Imperiumfags starting shit, usually with xenos fans? You don't see xenos fans fighting with each other, it's always the Imperium simps causing trouble.

>>96886984
Yes you can, just make it so toxic for normalfags that they all leave.

>>96886815
What did you use to combine them? I have found all the characters telegram.

>>96887012
>big chunk
they own less than 10% lmao
go back

>>96886980
>Basically the same shit how GW has treated the
there's a difference: those additions don't break previously established facts, they introduce something in an empty space that was perfectly available for them to fill
meanwhile retcons like the femstodes had to break the fact that all custodes are male

>>96886882
The monthly challenge was slowly making me come here again but this place sucks and I hate all of you it's not worth it

>>96887013
You're off the mark, it's always lorefags starting shit, it doesn't matter if they're imperiumfags or xenosfags.

>>96887037
Well you could always only come here for the community posts and some modelposting while hiding all the shitposting. That's what I do.

>>96887037
>i hate all of you
Why

Asking again, anyone heard from Drookianon recently? He said he was getting married and seems to have dropped off the face of the earth. He wrote a doc about the background his /yourdudes/ and I wanted to steal the format but didn't save it last time he posted.

>>96887023
10% of a company gives you plenty of sway over the direction retard.

>>96887017
I just used the old windows 3d viewer, you can just select multiple files at once and it'll open them in one instance and you can move them around and resize them if you need to clip them together then you just save it as the same file type, I did it with the little helmet part for the mhara gal because I couldn't slot it in when I printed them separately.
you might have to jump through a few hoops to get the program these days, but it's not that hard and very worth it.

>>96887057
who

>>96887037
Wow you sound like a huge pussy, you won’t be missed faggot.

>>96887037
then don't come back.
you will not be missed.

>>96887014
You trying to do that will just result in you getting banned from everywhere else online and LGS.

>>96887073
He's a Scottish guy who has hand sculpted kilts on a whole regiment of guardsmen and painted them in tartan. They're a regiment called Drookians. I think he first posted here years ago asking for some green stuff advice and has since then become an occasional poster though not for a while.

>>96886882
>MAMMA MIA, YOU DONT-A PUT KETCHUP ON A PIZZA!
>WASSAMATTA WIT' YOU?!?!

>>96887054
ntg but probably the massive chunk of schizos, bad-faith shitposters, political loons, and bellicose freaks

>>96886684
Don't talk like you're one of us, spamcancer. Only decalfag is worse

>>96886927
>faggot

>>96887054
Its all shitposters here. Its just bored anons who expect you to enterain them by replying to their low effort, low IQ, low testosterone bait.

>>96887142
>one of us

>>96886882
Honestly there is almost nothing in the collage I'm not a fan of because everything has something going for in different ways, but if I had to choose 3 based on purely arbitrary reasons because fuck you I post what I want it'd be:

Literally Ghosts are cool, a small army on that theme would be sick.
The Wraithguard, because it works really well as both a Halloween theme or a general paint scheme for that unit.
Kreig shooting Zombie Kreigers, again works well as both a Halloween theme or in-universe with Nurgle plagues and whatnot. And I respect the extra work to make a diorama with a lasbolt.
Honorable mention, the Dark Eldar Archon/Incubi(?), because the overall paint job is a great choice of colors with excellent execution. Among several entries that exhibit high-level painting skill, that one stands out a bit for me.

Great work by everyone on this one, it makes me want more collage themes that ask for more than a stock model category.

>>96887037
>check in like once a week
>post models and collage entries when I have something to share
>fuck off the rest of the time
Sure there's gold in them hills, but I'm not digging through miles of shit for it.

>>96886636 (OP)
>TQ
Working on Kasrkin and a Leman Russ tank.

>>96887057
4chan is gay and retarded. Here's what you're after Im pretty sure

This artist is really great but holy shit his tacticool art style is focused on entirely the wrong factions.

>>96887257
Grok is this real? It looks kinda shit.

>>96887257
Fuck off, James.

>>96887257
Why is it on the floor? Pick it up.

>>96887257
Looks so fake it’s unreal. How could anyone fall for this?

>>96887257
please be fake this looks like total ass

>>96887257
World Eaters shouldn't have surgeons.
They should just be incoherent murder hobos who can't even take care of their equipment due to their never ending rage which also prevents them mingling or existing among regular chaos cultists because they just want to kill everything within their vicinity to try quite down the nails.

Has there been any scans of the drukhari codex yet? I check the mega every week or so but haven't seen anything.

>>96887175
>honorable mention
btw it's an Incubi character, Drazhar

>>96887257
Besides the obvious since it doesn't have a dumb slaughter of blood related name it's definitely fake.

>>96887257
Meh, but not surprising.
Pretty much all world eater shit is just regular chaos marines but with bunny ears.
Kinda just goes to prove that the WE and rest of the cult legions should've stayed as part of the regular CSM codex while being separate armies.
At best make them codex supplements with model ranges. Then it at least lets armies like the WE utilize units and other stuff from the regular CSM codex for more flavor.

>>96887257
looks legit but fucking gay

Which army is the best to get if you're really into having air support?

I haven't painted any bases before, this is the first base I have made and it looks really fucking good in my opinion. I made 20 in a batch and now I regret I didn't do more in one sitting.

>>96886899
The plot twist is the other side loves xenos too and is envious Guilliman's hogging all the Eldar pussy.

>>96887328
Dark eldar? I mean their air stuff fucking sucks now.

>>96887257
Wait a minute that needle

>>96887351
>>96887257
>its real
Laughing at world shitters lmao

>>96887257
>bunny ears get in the way of the tools

>>96887351
Oh shit, it is real.
Lmao.

>>96887227
Thanks Anon! That's exactly it.

>>96887351
I mean it's entirely possible to feed this to an ai so it generates something with it, right?

>>96887351
>>96887380
>>96887404
Could have skewed and colored it in an editing program.

>>96887297
who puts in the nails?
WE apoths

What do you consider to be the definitive Ultramarines blue? GW’s range seems to be between a desaturated, purple toned blue and a more punchy cobalt blue.

I’ve seen any number of shades out in the wild from dark blue to electric blue.

What shade of blue are the blueberries to you?

>>96887257
Helmet is identical to one in the Berzerkers kit but with a bigger eye lens. Servo-arms look strange and blurry. I'm skeptical. My somewhat-schizo theory is that this is a conversion someone made, painted, and then shopped the rumour engine on to.

How many people at (your) lgs have painted models?

I got drafted to play in an armageddon game and practically no one has even half their army painted to battle ready standard

Are there any non-marine helmets that look good on the new space marine scouts? no helmets is fake and gay.

>>96887299
What all did you want to see? I've got mine right in front of me.

>>96886636 (OP)
>The one who thirsts
Shame

>>96887445
walked through seeing some people play.
most were unpainted, most of the painted ones had no basing done.
the bloodbowl players on the other hand their stuff looked good.

>>96887334
I like the cracked earth effect, a bit neutral on the four aligned rock, dunno, don't feel right to me; but good job still. whats your recipe on it?

>>96887257
This model looks so dogshit that I want it to be fake. I don't want our world eaters model allocation to be used up by this piece of shit and delay our red butchers by another edition.

>>96887334
Looks good enough

>>96887257
Butcher surgeons shouldn't make much sense in 40k though right? Csm geneseed is mostly fucked. Do butcher surgeons steal enemy genesneed?

>>96887476
world eaters shouldnt get red butchers, they probably dont even deserve juggernauts either depending on how demons go.

>>96887508
he squeezes the geneseed out of loyalist marines and fights of Emperor's Chidlren who also want the jeanseed.

>>96885568
>Because people don't buy eldar
we know that's not true

>>96887257
I hope it's real if only so I can laugh at WE fans some more.

>>96887532
thats not a person.

>>96887532
Shiny boxes oooo
Ill forgive the box posting because they are pretty boxes and also it was relavent

>>96887532
Trannies aren't people

Valrak says 500 Worlds is confirmed for a series of combo boxes a la Boarding Actions, and he has been informed there will be a Tau box and a Corsairs(!) box.

>>96887257
Fake as hell, sadly.

>>96886636 (OP)
im going to down some coffee and try to get all this basing for the models pictured done and then start my second attempt at guilliman (sub assembly painting this time)

im expecting an eta of 12 + hrs desu

>got all sunday off for hobbying
I got so many things I wanna work on I don't know where to start. Kinda wanna do a quick one session and done kinda thing tho. I think it's gonna be one of these
>ork dreadnought
>juggerlord
>csm rhino
Or I could start my collage project

>>96887628
this general is not your blog

>>96887642
god forbid someone talk about 40k in the 40k thread

>>96887642
read the thread question retard

>>96886636 (OP)
>You getting any hobbying done this weekend?
Building my first intercessor box!

>>96887508
they're also the ones who put the nails into new world eaters.

>>96887257
Why do they not want to give WE and EC unique terminators?

>>96886636 (OP)
>TQ
I'm going to put some paint on my Dire Avengers

>>96887692
WE and EC never should have been separate Codexes.

RAAAGGGHHHH GIVE ME YOUR FLESH WHILE I ROLL A BUNCH OF 6S TO WOUND AND GET NOTHING TO TRIGGER OFF OF IT (gw please give flayed ones devastating wounds)

>>96887692
NOOOO YOU GOTTA BUY OUR EIGHTBOUND INSTEAD!
THEY ARE SUPER COOL WHO CARES ABOUT TERMINATORS!

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>96887738
Does anyone even care about drukhari

>>96887750
If they really do get a refresh I'll probably do some Dark Eldar after I finish my Harlies

>>96887738
God that artstyle sucks

Do I buy a Combat Patrol for a new army (Harlequins) or two Fleshlights

>>96887761
>>96887761
fuck you

>>96887780
Don't buy Fleshlights, they're overpriced garbage. If you want a masturbator go Tenga. Or get into butt stuff.

How many armies do you already have?

>>96887257
Please tell me this is fake. This looks fake as fuck but also possible...

>>96887780
Turn the box into a flashlight

>>96887792
it's fake

>>96887757
>ears arent pointy
AI trash

>>96887790
>Don't buy Fleshlights
I already have 3. I also have Tenga Eggs and Not-Fleshlights and Fleshlights while overpriced are way better. Their material is superior to anything else. It's essentially like GW plastic. Overpriced but great quality while Tenga is like 3D printed resin not-GW design.

>How many armies do you already have?
About 4 and some spare KT change.

>>96887794
I'd feel like a clown fucking a box of plastic clowns.

>>96887792
That looks fake as fuck

>>96887257
Why is GW having such a hard time of giving World Eaters some cool HQs?

>>96887860
I’m still waiting for khul…

>>96887297
Dunno why you would want this. Current WE are exactly like this and its why they suck.

>>96887845
If you already have a bunch of masturbators, I'd start trying butt toys

What armies do you have?

>>96887297
Ok retard.

>>96887468
Thanks! The rocks I placed at random, this is just one base of twenty so on others they look more realistic.
I primed the base black so the crackle paste sticks (I heard this is needed) and astrogranite on the non-pasted parts. Then Vallejo Brown Sand all over and drowned them in Agrax Earthshade after. At this point they looked really bad. Then a drybrushing of Zandri Dust and they went from 1/10 to 10/10 in my eyes.
Just had to trust the process.

Bought the harlequin combat patrol and already have a troupe + tm.
Should I build another 5 troupe and tm? Or 6 troupe?
And is it worth getting a shadowseer and death jester to complete the set?

>>96886899
The writers love copying history and they already have Guilliman playing the role of Caesar Augsustus. They'll make the Lion his Agrippa. if Dorn comes back, he'll be the Lepidus.

>post pic
>expect to get (You)s
>get no (You)s
>realize that I haven't given any (You)s to any other anons
>why would they give (You)s to me
It was a holy fuck moment like I leveled up out of autism.

>>96887715
>>96887628
>>96886732
>>96886729
I’m glad you’re here and not in wip

>>96887915
you need to be one of the foillowing
>really good
>really bad
>a thread personality
to consistently get (You)s. Ironically you get the most (You)s from the third option.

>>96887928
Stop trying to poach our modelposters

>>96887945
>someone commissioned their OC
Noce

>>96886636 (OP)
A bit of a longshot but does anyone have the pdf for White Dwarf #454 they would be willing to share?

>>96887915
I post fairly often and get a (you) on maybe 1 in 3 or 1 in 4 of my pics
You just have to accept that
Sometimes people see your stuff, think "neat" and just move on, same as I assume you do with others.

>>96887945
I'm putting together a team.

>>96887860
Second from the left in the top row and leftmost in the middle row are literally just WE berzerkers. And the second from the right in the middle row looks fat.

>>96887967
>two fags edging a coc

>>96887967
Why does the BA on the left have hooded DA angels on his armor?

>>96887967
do not associate sallyman with those sloppers

>>96887967
>sallyfag
>same level as decalmutant and edgecoc
Guaranteed (You)s

I think Thousand Sons can have the best variety of units among the 4 God Legions. WE will always be some Berzerker stuff, EC will be Sonic stuff and DG will have Plague spreading stuff.

Thousand Sons can have all manner of Automata, Magic Beast and Sorcerer.

>>96886760
>Original comic depicted a white supremacist getting his arm snapped
>Getting used to spew chudshit

>>96887989
cry more about it

>>96887985
>can have
I take it they don't.

>>96887992
Go be a chudster somewhere else

>>96888001
They do have a bit of each but my point was that you can be way more creative with Thousand Sons than with EC, WE or DG.

>>96887928
that admech anon posts in /wip/ as well

What's the most technically challenging warhammer 40k model to paint?

>>96888013
NMM Silent King

>>96887985

"Can have" and "Do have" are completely separate things, unfortunately.

Is 4chan shitting the bed right now? Why cant I post images

>>96888017
I eat NMM Silent Kings for breakfast. What's harder than that?

>>96887985
Yeah. GW really squandered Thousand Sons' potential. It bums me out sometimes but then I realize my life is awesome and I cheer up again

>>96888007
You do know you're on the vietnamese artisanal basket weaving chud forum right

I got this Cadia Stand set over a year ago and have finally decided to start building it. My first mini :^)

also holy fuck they always seemed so much bigger in the youtube videos, how on God am I supposed to paint these things? I need a magnifying lamp thing

I really dont want to paint my Dire Avengers :(. I got ten of them in the Combat Patrol and the kit sucks so bad. It's got those goofy old proportions, All the poses are stiff, and it's so old the pieces don't fit together well.

And to make matters worse, after I built them I built some of the new Aspect Warriors kits. All the new kits are so great! They're gorgeous, full of motion and character. The Dire Avengers look like such shit next to them.

I'm genuinely considering just putting my DAs in a box and pretending they don't exist until a new DA kit comes out and then I buy that and pitch the old ones

>>96888050
Chudsters shouldn't be comfortable anywhere

>>96888074
Some of the worst eldar art I've seen

>>96888074
Give them as a gift!

>>96888086
I hate to tell you this anon but you're in a thread full of them. Maybe try reddit instead?

>>96888086
you're literally replying to a bot, anon

>>96888093
I like posting here because it makes you chuds uncomfortable

>>96888101
I'm not a bot I'm just autistic

>>96887967
I know its bait. I KNOW ITS BAIT. But Sallyfag is based, never shit stirs and just models at his own pace and skill level. He's literally one of the best consistent posters in the thread, even if he isnt the most skilled painter. He plays games, posts batreps and never calls anyone a faggot (with his models attached so its not avatar fagging).

>>96888101
Im not a bot, retard

>>96888102
Cool

Have a pic of my 5th ed apoc game.
My camera is shitty so my bad on the quality
It was DEldar (me)+Orks vs Guard+Eldar, 6k each player

It was kind of a disaster for the Eldar player because Orks have a tactic that doubles every move they make and he was running a massive brick of Nob Bikers who are exceptionally difficult to deal with because you can pass wounds around to different models.
Anyway, he covered 36 inches and charged into the middle of his force and devastated them T1

Highlight for me was my Trueborn blaster squad blowing up a Baneblade in a single volley. My side didn't accomplish much else of note except for hunting humans and eldar infantry holding buildings.
We lost on points but blood spilled went our way.

>>96888109
I hope one day people think I'm as based as sallyman

>>96888115
I didn't even upload from my phone

>>96886636 (OP)
I just finished the first model from my DOW Onslaught box, time to get started on the other 8 models, which I built and primed in between trick or treaters.

>>96887915
Mostly its timing. If you browse the thread and see mostly shitflinging, it's almost entirely just 2-3 nomodels shitposting, of course they aren't going to respond to a pic other than calling it shit so they can get back to calling each other nomodels. If you browse outside of waking EU/NA hours you might get the 1+ Aussie anon. If it's near the end of the month where people are working away at finishing collage submissions and posting WIPs and stuff, you're more likely to get replies. But frankly, sometimes there just isn't much to say. If you are looking for some kind of comment you need to ask for it.

My experience is that if you actually want to discuss models, the WIP threads are a better place.

>>96888115
>models and rice krispies
Looks comfy af anon

>>96888125
Please tell me the fans on those Valks are functional

>>96888109
>with his models attached so its not avatar fagging

>>96888125
What the fuck is going on with those valkyries

>>96886636 (OP)
>You getting any hobbying done this weekend?
put together a necromunda gang yesterday, will prime them today and either start painting or maybe do some gunpla

>>96888129
NTA but I don't like /WiP/ because I dont like seeing non-40k models

At this point my only experience with warhammer games has been 4+ hour games with >2 players lol

Lowk looking forward to a proper 1v1 where I never end up just sitting doing nothing

>>96887780
Go for the middle option. Harlequin fleshlight.

>>96887928
What's going on in WIP these days

>>96888140
>>96888145
VTOL Valks and they rotate but don't spin
>>96888137
Based guard player brings snacks when we do this, he also brings Howling Gryphons

How do I decide on basing for my army? What are the rules? Are there any rules? Like what base would you give to Blue Eldar or Blue Dark Eldar?

>>96888158
martian red bases

I sorta put off finishing my Leviathan box flamers, so getting around to finishing them now. Aside from the emblems and probably a could edge highlights of genestealer purple on the forearms/hands, I'd call them good enough.

Combi Lt done, and makes me want to finish that Neurolictor. New faction didn't win the poll so I guess she's shelved until next month.

Aggressors needed something on their bases and I tried going for those muddy shores with algae.

>>96888158
Pick something that looks good with your scheme. Use colour theory.

>>96888158
The rule is contrast. You want something that contrasts your model so stands out on the table.
If your models are dark, pick a bright base. If your models are light, pick a dark base.

>>96888162
I like the way you did the eye lenses

>>96888158
Either themed or contrasting colors. If you don't have any fluff for yourdudes then I'd probably go with something orange/light orange.
Check out Bryce Canyon National Park for inspo

>>96888089
i've seen worse
>>96888092
who would take them

cuckworld space elves are biologically different from Dark Eldar right? Trying to win an argument

>>96888171
Thanks :D

>>96888176
Idk, you could sign up for secret santa. That way you just give them to another anon.

>>96888186
kind of, dark eldar have atrophied psychic abilities
is that biological?

>>96888186
Like how blacks are different from whites.

>>96888154
It's a really chill general most of the time. There is an occasional meltdown but it's fairly rare. Usually there's no shitflinging unless someone acts like a complete asshole, most of the feedback given is solid and bullshit gets called out very fast. /wip/ kinda gatekeeps itself because there's no point to be there if you don't actually hobby so you don't get nearly as many shitposters and nomodels.

>>96888203
Blacks aren't different from whites, though.

>>96888186
"biologically different" could mean anything so the mere fact that they aren't psykers would qualify

>>96888208
One gets sunburn faster. Now look at the Eldar. Who do you think will get sunburn faster?

>>96888149
Hi Valrak

I wish warhammer porn was nearly as good as you niggas make it out to be. The only good one is the one where morathi is

>>96888216
Oi! Bruv! Don't be doxxing me on the 4chans! Its not gloooooorious!!

>>96888158
generally speaking, there's two ways to go. Contrasting bases of complementary bases.
Contrasting bases are as they sound, you pick a color that contrasts with the mini to make the mini pop. For instance, if you had an Iron Hands army (black armor, dark metallics) you could do them on snowy bases to make the mini stand out.
Complementary bases create a scene in which the mini makes sense. For example, snowy bases would be complementary to Space Wolves.

The ultimate contrast for blue Eldar would be, as anon says
>>96888161
>martian red bases

If you wanted a complementary base, you'd think a little bit about the army you have. You say blue Eldar, if you mean Alaitoc specifically, they're known for stealth and use of Rangers. In that case you might want jungley bases to suggest sneaking through dense forest

>>96888215
Glory to Space King

>>96888223
I like the ones where its a sister of battle stepping on testicles

>>96888223
Porn is a sin. Would the emperor approve of you watching it? No.

>>96888223
Somebody hasn't read the Lizardmen comic...

>>96888233
Big emps doesn't care.
Has anyone had their balls stepped on by a girl? Did she know you were into 40k? Does she think 40k players all like having their balls stepped on?

>>96888231
Wait that wasn't official lore...

>>96887969
>And the second from the right in the middle row looks fat.
Bloatmaxxing is bloodmaxxing. Khorne approves.

>>96888223
Jacketfreak - Sororitas Story

>>96888162
Always love seeing your krakens. Keep it up, and have fun with the lictor when you get around to it.

>>96888197
I'd feel bad doing that.

>>96888249
I'm sorry but that blue hood will never not make me laugh

>>96888252
All I want in this life is to bring happiness to people.

>>96888228
I can't wait for Space King to get their own wargame so you mentally preteen retards can have your own containment wargame

>>96888264
Gee sorry for liking both things

>>96888260
I have had a lot of fun seeing your journey through your various projects and find your painting level both endearing and inspirational for someone with crippling perfectionist delusions. I love you Sally-an-non.

>>96888249
Where's the servo-skulls, Mansley?

>>96888278
I haven’t ordered any, theres one on my newest guy though. The overly shiny one with a lava camo hoodie.

>>96886729
People kind of hate the mounts themselves, I think I want to get a hold of some robo raptors to use instead that Stationforge has. If you mean from a gameplay standpoint, people have been taking them as a 1x3 recently because they scout and have a big base to block with.

If you're the admech anon from /wip/ I took your advice and added some moot green to the edges to make it less uniform I just never took another picture.

>>96888161
>>96888166
>>96888168
>>96888172
>>96888227
I see, thank you. I was thinking about doing an urban base or some kind of blue crystal planet base. I will rethink my choice. I'm not good with color theory as I'm a bit colorblind.

How should I paint my Wraith stuff; same scheme as the Guardians, or reversed?

(pics not mine)

>>96888285
>be Ecclesiarchy adept
>loved by head priest
>considered useful and child of the emperor
>upon death from incense inhalation at age 26 your skull is made into sevro skull
>now all it does is give people toilet paper to wipe thier ass

I once read in a 40k novel about a planet with dark age flora that synthesised metals. Nothing huge, but you'd have a tree, leave it alone for a year and come back and pluck an apple of nickel or something. Berry bushes with bits of gold on them instead of raspberries. Stuff it made from sunlight and the stuff in the air rather than the ground. Anyone got any ideas what novel that might be in?

I once read in a 40k novel about a planet with dark age flora that synthesised metals. Nothing huge, but you'd have a tree, leave it alone for a year and come back and pluck an apple of nickel or something. Berry bushes with bits of gold on them instead of raspberries. Stuff it made from sunlight and the stuff in the air rather than the ground. Anyone got any ideas what novel that might be in?

finally done with my 12 hr work shift 40k frens, time to dive right into basing and painting so i can have my army fully battle ready ! ive been looking forward to this all week !

>>96888306
It depends on your craftworld I would do reversed for wraiths.

not your blog

>>96888319
What do you do for work ultras anon?

>>96888315
The new admech one. Dominion Genesis I think. It’s not a planet, but a ship on a space hulk.

>>96888323
I'm doing Biel-Tan

>>96888313
Oh fuck I remember that too. I think it's Damnation of Pythos? Im probably wrong

>>96888336
I would do reversed for Wraiths and Vehicles.

>>96888319
Yaayyyyy! :D

>>96888329
So?

>>96888329
It literally is. You can't stop me from posting my warhammer 40k related content. That means for the purposes of my posting it *is* my blog. You're allowed to be upset.

>>96888330
im an electrical engineer project manager its honestly the only reason i can afford to paypig for this hobby........but the downside is i work all the damn time :(

>>96888350
>>96888283
Ill allow it.
very cool

>>96888350
>What is my purpose?
>You waft the censer
>Oh my Omnissiah

>>96888351
The only reason they hate your posting is because it's organic and attracts new people to the general.

>>96888357
>electrical engineer
Oh cool
>project manager
Mfw

>>96888186
No, craftworld elder can become dark eldar, and vice-versa. Dark Eldar's psychic stuff has atrophied but they can relearn it if they wanted to

>>96888341
Cool. That seemed like the right visual move, but I was wondering if there was any lore stuff behind it

>>96888357
>engineering manager
How much do you make a year and how many armies do you own?

>>96888340
>Damnation
>>96888331
>dominion

Lol at the blurb for Dominion Genesis - literally every mechanicus book ever. "Great wonders, do anything, brink of heresy!"

Thanks, lads. I'll go dig through my bullshit books box and check it out. I thought Dominion Genesis was farming ork mushrooms for calcium but maybe I'm wrong.

>>96888372
Shut up, you secondary gigarabbi or whatever. Post photos of your army. No, not those photos. Not those either. The third photo? No, that's not painted. You stole them. You're my newspeak insult of the day now and I'm going to reee about how you're ruining 40k, so go back to discord.

>>96888394
wth are you on about mate?

>>96888373
whats wrong with project managers anon ? truth be told were just glorified middle management
>>96888378
about 100k annually i have 2 adult children im putting thru college so rip my savings.... hm...technically i have 3 armies but one of them is still in boxes and for my 3rd i only have 1 model for it lol. i get time gated from my hobbies hardcore by my work schedule ;_;

>>96888411
I thought I'd summarise literally every argument in the general ever.

Thoughts? I've been having more success using allied chaff for screening than I have been when I was running armigers.

have some skittles

>>96887257
What are those should pads? The weird plain chest plat so he can have a dirty, ripped and holey smock and his left head is just a hook?
God I hope this is fake.
The rumour engine part looks way more detailed than the rest of the model. If its not real then AI sure is spooky in how good it is now, if its real then LMAO what dogshit
>This guy is the original berserker surgeon

Hopefully I never have this little fun in a 40k game again...

I just got thrown into an apoc game on turn 2 in which I was outnumbered by 1000+ points, my opponent started out with both midboard objectives under control, and no one from my team helped and my opponent basically never helped anyone else from his team

Fuckin lmao

Kind of still scratched my autism brain, but would prefer to not do it again

luv dreads

Tabletop Tactics used the Saturnine Dread as a Forgefiend. Thoughts?

>>96888450
blurriness can hide a lot of AI sins.

I still say fake. The smock and backpack arms are the only unique things about it. Every other Apothecary models has plenty of doctory gewgaws on it. And, if helmeted, a unique helmet

>>96888477
looks cool

What do you guys think of my AdMech color scheme?

I'm thinking of black marble with blue veins for my bases.

>>96888493
Tasty marshmallow

>>96888493
I like it. The perfect angelic machine.

>>96888310
Fighting the influence of Nurgle by cleaning the asses of the Emperor’s flock. Blessed be!

>>96888448
Cute!

>>96888486
Good points. I'll also add that GW has never fucked up a normal space marine like that before either. Their bare armed WEs looks good and not wrong like that leak. Also the right eye is bigger than the other for no reason so probably AI yeah

>>96888493
Regal af. I would be tempted to try my hand at some art nuveaue or deco style simple filigrees in the corners to get some real mileage out of the big flat panels.

>>96888411
You said you were leaving. Why are you still here.

>>96888558
Gold leaf is actually really cheap and easy to throw onto a painted mode if you cut a stencil first. Check out how they gild book edges and cheat like that.

>>96888567
It was obvious that was not mean spamming that retarded shit earlier, you know that and are trying to troll me at this very moment. You're a retard and deserve the harshest of judgements.

>>96888394
>You're my newspeak insult
yes because talking like its "decade I was a teenager and in the exactly place and subculture I was born into" forever is the superior thing to do at any time. Which is why I think you should KILL YOURSELF FOR USING WORDS I WOULDNT YOU NEWFAG WHAT THE HELLY

I'll be painting Necron Blades. Should I use normal paints, glazed and blended for hours or do I use Contrast paint? Contrast way will be much faster and can have similar results if you do it right. Stick to classics or embrace the future?

>>96887523
kill yourself immediately

>>96887257
>>96887380
How do any of you retards thing this is real

I've been sticking antenna and bits onto my stealth suits to try and make them look like the earth caste has been tinkering with them, as befitting <my dudes> autism. I've got another 4 xv15s coming in. Should I do anything different with them? Paint them up normally? I do want them to look different but then I'm going to have a bucket of xv15s with only one that's actually a normal suit.

Why do Terminators only have 5 Toughness if their armor is stated to be "nigh-impenetrable"?

>>96887257
>kitbash tier ah model

>>96888690
Because most weapons in a theater in which Terminators are deemed necessary to deploy are "nigh-unstoppable".

>>96888690
because they have a 2+ save, dipshit

>>96888526
>>96888448
>>96888493
Glad to see some of the AdMech friends here and having a good time. Hope you all get the chance to play some games while your army is finally back on top and not just a broken mess.

>>96888687
Put some markings or writing on them, make it look like theres repair notes or hazard marks on some stuff.

>>96888260
Keep doing what you're doing

Guard bros, how're you holding up?

>>96888249
Thanks! I'll probably be able to wrap them and the scouts along with the Devilfish.

>>96888411
these are some of your highest quality works. I'm impressed desu

>>96888702
maybe its just me but I see so many tables with almost no terrain and it just doesnt make sense. Modern armies do not charge 30k men into another 30k men and see what happens. This shit is just too retarded to look at ...

>>96888719
put the trip back on

>>96888702
That table takes me back. I yearn for a time when my local community has more than just me interested in playing 4th/5th.

>>96888690
Because Necron gauss weaponry unmakes reality

>>96888719
I try my best man. Seems like I just have a dedicated group of haters.

>>96888724
You win.

Oil sloppa status: on

>>96888411
I thought you said you were leaving

>>96888728
wait how do you have the same trip i had?

>>96888720
I understand, that photo was at an event in 5th edition I believe. Terrain back then was all homecrafted but sparse.

Nowadays, the games I host at my place have far more terrain than needed just to have for a fun time.

>>96888731
I love it

Test

>>96888728
wait how do you have the same trip i had?

I have no idea what is going on.

>>96888728
>>96888742
it's becoming self-aware

>>96888731
that should look good when dry

Well I am never typing a complex PW into this place for a Trip ever again. Fucking mods are faggots it seems.

>>96888749
>>96888752
>>96888742

One is bolded, look at that - missing the !

>>96888724
And that's how you fucking do it. No need to thank me.

>>96888758
Why are you pretending to be me?

What is the point of this stupidity?

>>96888751
Fuck you I've always been aware

Daylight savings in the US. We gain an hour - not to shit post, but to paint! Do not disappoint brothers!

Should I use that one skull design from a 2007 lego theme for my OC CSM warband?

I wish I knew how to use photoshop so I can make color schemes

>>96888789
hard to paint / hard to have the decal look good. Maybe edit it slightly / make it wider

>>96888786
Damn bruhhhhhh, didnt realize it was here! Good shit king lets get our painting on!

>>96888793
I feel like I could probably keep most of the shape and get something like black, if you do the P shape first then go back with white,

>>96888731
slathering washes on makes my lizard brain happy

>>96888789
Cool Deathskulls logo.

>>96886661
Honestly I think it's already fine without the text, they crowd the icon and followers of Khorne do not have a high literacy rate.

If I'd add anything I'd make the skulls cry blood out of one or both of the sockets, but that's probably over handling it as well. Maybe just the big one at the top?

>>96888493
could try nero portoro but I'm not gonna lie marble may be ambitious

>>96886882
>favourite
the orange and teal knight

>have batrep on in the background as I paint
>regular guard unit takes a huge chunk out of Abbadon
>”That can’t be right,”
>look up datasheet
>lower toughness than Gravis armored units
Jesas James put him out of his misery.

>>96886882
Wraith-o-lanter stole the show. But I like the simplicity of the headless biker.

>>96887738
God, that art style is awesome. Can you post more?

>>96886882
I like the flayed one a lot

>>96888861
he's 10,000 years old. he's elderly as hell

>>96888916
So is the Lion, but he's no slouch on the table.

>>96888916
Abaddon's job is to job when it matters most.

Did a lot hobbying today. Gonna go play some warhammer vidya before bed. Goodnight anons

>>96888861
>>96888927
>>96888927
I was watching a 2e battle report on youtube where Abbadon was insta-broiled to death by a single random landspeeder's multimelta shot.

>>96888789
>>96888818
I'm gonna steal that paint scheme and logo and paint it before you.

>>96888934
Are you me? I think I watched that one yesterday

>>96888940
Why?

>>96888934
As he should be

>>96888947
>Why?
Because Chaos.

>>96886882
Ngl, I love all of them. Great ideas and executions all around.

>>96888934
Yeah, that's how 40k was before it became a mess of modifiers and global damage output hit an exponential growth curve. The literal Big Bad of the entire Chaos faction could still get lmao'd by any jackoff with a lascannon, because no matter how badass you were, sure you got a 2+(4+) save and 3 wounds just like every other HQ model, but you might get T5 if you are really special, and a whopping 4 wounds. 5 wounds if you were special -and- a big model like an Avatar. And, failing a save from any weapon whose STR was twice or more your toughness was an instant kill anyway.

>>96888940
Go for it
The OC headcanon is a smidge OC donutsteel

>>96888971
I don't want to do it anymore.

>>96888934
better days

On average how old are Celestian Sisters of Battle?

>>96888995
Same age as battleline sisters

https://gofile.io/d/xwk7Nb
For chud eyes only
YWNBAW
TND TKD

>>96888995
69 years and 420 days old

>>96888995
They seem to be chosen for their skill rather than their seniority, but I imagine they’d skew older regardless. Since Sisters don’t receive modifications to the same extent as Space Marines I imagine they’d have more reasonable ages in line regular people, not including those who’ve had life extending surgery.

>>96889017
Thanks

>>96889017
im a tranny but I downloaded it anyway

i finished basing my entire army !! :D

>>96889100
Good work. I avoided painting tonight by building a battleclade.

>>96889097
At least you admitted YWNBAW
I could post that white dwarf pdf with the harlequin stuff that always gets requested but I saw one of you freaks just bought two combat patrols

I know there was that line in the 10th CWE codex that stated the CWE are the most high population Eldar group in the galaxy but thats retarded and a stupid retcon, so I'm going to continue believing, repeating and propagating that Commoragh's population is a million times that of all the Craftworlds combined.

>>96889100
Crazy how you started like a month or two ago and you already mog Decalmutant.

Mike Brooks - The mixed-race, transgender custode unleashed Xyr bolter into the horde of Necrons, smashing the enemy with a stunning and brave display of their truth.

Dan Abnett - The olive-skinned woman in the tight black bodyglove used her mary sue powers to kill another 300 chaos space marines.

Arron Demski Bowden - "You are the real monsters, loyalist scum," screamed Zorracar the Baby Eater and Puppy Molester, 1st Talon of the Edgelord Claw of The Night Lord pirate warband.

>>96889116
Dark Eldar are test tube babies and borderline soulless clones besides their nobility

>>96889107
>white dwarf pdf with the harlequin stuff
Which one was that again?

New thread
>>96889130
>>96889130

>>96889124
>Robert Rath
>A fun heist movie that makes you want yo paint Knights and Assassins

>>96889140
Too soon, retard.

>>96889140
>Page 5
>110 images
Too soon retard

>>96889100
good job anon, the foresty bases r very pleasant

>>96889145
>>96889150
I blame the ritual poster for making one very early causing the confusion

>>96889156
lol why are you replying to yourself xD

>>96888460
Ugh this makes me wanna get one of those old chaos models

>>96888789
>>96888793
>>96888818
https://impatienttabletop.com/pages/custom

>>96889161
>ritual poster
funnily enough it's someone mindbroken by the chaos ritualposters. Just look at the file name and archive of the image.

>>96889100
Now that is a sight to behold. Remarkable how much of a difference good basing makes.

>>96886636 (OP)
>TQ
Primed some Eldar Jetbikes for November's theme, honestly should prime some Guardians too just to test this army paintscheme out first but fuck it we're gonna see if this works here first.

>>96889161
>somebody seething about ritualposter throods
>this is the ritualposter's fault

>>96889124
>Graham McNeill
>Centurios Maximus Biggus Dickus deflected the blow with his chainsword, teeth buzzing. As he reversed for the return stroke, he remembered the honor of wielding such a weapon, passed down by many brave heroes of Imperium as they brought low the vile archenemy. To be in the presence of such a sacred artifact of Imperial glory was beyond words, to wield it, both a prayer and a gratitude to the unbreakable faith of the Imperium, and a memorial to every great Hero who had held it before him. He saw his battle-brothers, heroes all, fighting with the same fervor of honor and fury as himself, and gave a moment of thanks to the Emperor to fight alongside such powerful men, bearing witness to the creation of each and every legend. The privilege of serving alongside these vaunted warriors filled him with pride, and even in the midst of battle he allowed a moment of reflection on the heroic deeds being done right before his very eyes, physical embodiments of the might and faith of...[continued in part 4]

>>96889124
Abnett annoys me because he does a lot of work that immerses you in the settings of his stories but the characters are so lame. Except my man Tobias Maxillia, absolute legend.

What should I bring to the RTT this coming weekend?
>Orks
>Sisters
>Muhreens

>>96889312
ORKS
ORKS
ORKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMvx7lPz0Mg

>fiancée cleans house
>entire section of not assembled model goes missing
>painting plans delayed until replacement is purchased
im mad as fuck

nobody cares

>Dark Eldar codex uses female pronouns for Slaanesh
Its fucking over, this is so lame Slaanesh is not the 'girl' chaos god He is the dark prince, the four brother chaos gods. However on the other hand I guess since the eldar invert his gender to further distance themselves from him when they mention him uing female pronouns for their codex make sense.

>>96889352
He's the Dark Prince, She Who Thirsts
Xhe's always been a transvestite anon

>>96889330
It is decided.
Should I make a sensible, take all comers list using War Horde with a core of slugga boys, some battlewagons for transport, backfield lootas, maybe a deff dread, and some tankbustas and snagga boys for killing vehicles?
Or is it Stompa time?

>>96889352
Slaanesh has been referred to as She Who Thirsts since the 90s at least. This is too dumb just to be bait, surely.

>>96889361
I do not know Orks well enough to offer anything, but a list with a Stompa sounds like a good time and are they a good option against Knights?

>>96889339
wish i had someone cleaning my house for me.

>>96889368
The Stompa picks up any Knight it charges, no diff.
It will struggle to shoot a knight down though. You also can't use them the turn they come out of reserves because they're too big to fit in 6" of the table edge.

Daemons vs Black Templars today. I won!

>>96887958
here you go, anon:
https://gofile.io/d/BU4jIL

>>96889353
>>96889368
I think he means that while Slaanesh was referenced She Who Thirsts (which was used as a title and not a pronoun) he was always given male pronouns when not discussed from an Eldar/Deldar PoV and the new codex started referencing Slaanesh with female pronouns from the viewers and general setting PoV. Hope that helps.

>>96888394
What if I unironically want discord predditors to go back there tho

>>96889593
Thats exactly what I meant thanks anon for making my thoughts more eloquently put!

Which fucking thread is active?

>>96889729
This one until it reaches page 8 and then the other one, which other one? You decide

>>96889454
good job champ

>>96886882
aww man I know my pic was shit but you can't even see my finger properly... feels like I'm the only non spooky :(

>>96889652
>pic
Why are all dreadnoughts so based?

>>96889729
Someone make a new thread.

>>96889130
>>96889130
>>96889130

>>96889339
You should throw your nintendo switch at her

>>96889568
Thanks so much anon, you're the GOAT!

>>96888247
jacketfreak is too refined for this fanbase, don't bother