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Anonymous No.96892698 [Report] >>96892721 >>96893063 >>96896052 >>96896263 >>96897456 >>96898597 >>96904614 >>96904616
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
Anonymous No.96892721 [Report] >>96892786 >>96894169 >>96904588
>>96892698 (OP)
Anonymous No.96892786 [Report]
>>96892721
I have Dice Men and need to read it
Anonymous No.96893063 [Report] >>96893292 >>96893837 >>96894615 >>96897471
>>96892698 (OP)
What were they all standing outside for...the games were inside?
Anonymous No.96893292 [Report] >>96923037
>>96893063
The British have a natural tendency to form a queue.
Anonymous No.96893837 [Report]
>>96893063
Imagine being the dude who was first customer in the door on the first GW retail location's opening day.
That's not a feeling that can be reproduced.
Anonymous No.96894169 [Report] >>96927410
>>96892721
literal niggers posted this.
Anonymous No.96894615 [Report]
>>96893063
There was only one bicycle.
They all wanted a ride.
They were all too polite to go first.
Not even that guy in the glasses who actually owned it.
Anonymous No.96894789 [Report] >>96894901 >>96894946 >>96895931 >>96896095 >>96896111 >>96904833 >>96911496 >>96918462
why are british neighborhoods so grim
Anonymous No.96894901 [Report] >>96894941 >>96912532 >>96927398
>>96894789
privacy breeds secrecy, secrecy breeds mistrust, mistrust breeds ill will.
Anonymous No.96894941 [Report] >>96894963
>>96894901
Yeah, like there's no ill will found in collectivist cultures you asshat.
Anonymous No.96894946 [Report] >>96896095 >>96896376 >>96918908
>>96894789
Britain is very small. Space in commuting distance of Britain's major urban areas is very limited. Developers cram as many properties as physically possible per planning rules on the small spaces they're able to acquire for maximum returns, since the ever-increasing demand for housing in commuting distance of major urban areas means they're all-but guaranteed to sell regardless. Also not helped by legislation like the Town & County Planning Act, which gives local councils power to impose arbitrary requirements on housing developers to sell a percentage of properties directly to registered social housing providers, or the Community Infrastructure Levy Regulations which oblige them to make direct financial contributions to local infrastructure development, all of which eats into the already tight profit margins for new build developments, encouraging developers to chuck as many individual properties on the lot as possible.
Anonymous No.96894963 [Report]
>>96894941
my guy, all I said is that mistrust causes ill will.
Anonymous No.96895931 [Report]
>>96894789
>Having a backyard
God, I wish.
Anonymous No.96895946 [Report]
So this is where the first guy got aids...
Anonymous No.96896052 [Report] >>96897485
>>96892698 (OP)
don't you guys hate games workshop?
Anonymous No.96896095 [Report] >>96896206 >>96896376 >>96897051 >>96927111
>>96894946
Wow, amazing to see a housing industry shill here of all places. I thought you fucks slept in coffins between being trotted out on the telly to defend your shitty masters.

The actual answer >>96894789 is that the volume housebuilders are like all other modern corporate enterprises: solely interested in extracting maximum value for owners and shareholders. They work to the absolute bare-minimum standard the regulations allow(sometimes, anyway; you're as likely to buy a home these days and find after a year it's half sunk into the improperly drained swamp it was built on) not because they *must* to make *any* money as their heinous henchmen insist, but because it makes them *the most possible* money. They'll bleat and moan about profit margins, but Hollywood's accountants would venerate the cooked books of the volume housebuilders like stone tablets from fucking God if they ever laid eyes on them.

They'll piss and moan about Town & County Planning Acts while lobbying furiously against any attempt to reverse Thatcher's disastrous Right To Buy legislation which is what makes it necessary at all because the cost of fitting in a few "affordable" units and all the bribery is a fraction of the money they'd lose if councils could rebuild their social housing stock and remove half the demand for volume builder parasites(who sell a huge portion of their homes to private landlords, or build the homes to operate as rentals themselves). They piss their panties about Community Levies while demanding permission to turn land with other productive use into endless tarmac'd suburban hellscapes that have no amenities and put huge strain on existing local infastructure - you can't just plonk 2000 additional people down next to an existing town and not upgrade the sewers, water, power, schooling, medical provision etc etc, but that's what they did for years until the government stepped in and forced them to pay their fair share.

FUCK volume housebuilders.
Anonymous No.96896111 [Report]
>>96894789
To make for a bigger target when the Blitz 2.0 happens in WW3
Anonymous No.96896206 [Report] >>96896245 >>96896256 >>96899873 >>96900988 >>96927111
>>96896095
Same story the world over, but god forbid we talk about cutting immigration so people stand a chance at affording a home.
Anonymous No.96896245 [Report]
>>96896206
We need more British Nationals to fix this.
I say we put 2 British Nationals on every train. Eventually the population problem will solve itself.
Anonymous No.96896256 [Report] >>96924197
>>96896206
The people buying up all the houses don't live in this country, Anon. Do you think Joses making 3.25 a bushel can afford your suburban dream home?
Anonymous No.96896263 [Report]
>>96892698 (OP)
you like non stop ass rape?
you like buying decade-old tiny pieces plastic for ass-rape prices?
ya stir-fry pigeon guts?
Anonymous No.96896376 [Report] >>96896381 >>96896393 >>96900969 >>96904530
>>96894946
Correct reply

>>96896095
>nooooo not muh socialino houserinooooos!!!!!!
There should be no social housing or provisions to force "affordable" housing and the Right To Buy Act is a well designed torpedo to commie ambitions by appealing to the common man's desire to be a freeholder. So powerful Labour had to surrender so enjoy your malding, vote Green next time! That'll keep Nige out lmao
Anonymous No.96896381 [Report] >>96896393
>>96896376
This. Everyone who had a social house suddenly became a major captalist as soon as they could buy ‘their’ houses far below market rate.
Anonymous No.96896393 [Report] >>96896407
>>96896381
>>96896376
this board is about traditional games.
Anonymous No.96896407 [Report] >>96896411
>>96896393
This is a Monopoly thread amiright.
Anonymous No.96896411 [Report]
>>96896407
fuck, you got me.
Anonymous No.96897045 [Report] >>96897051 >>96904539
>The actual answer is that the volume housebuilders are like all other modern corporate enterprises: solely interested in extracting maximum value
Yes, that's what I said. "Developers cram as many properties as physically possible per planning rules on the small spaces they're able to acquire for maximum returns." Are you illiterate, or do you just flip out when you see an opinion you agree with stated with anything less than apoplectic tard rage?
>They'll piss and moan about Town & County Planning Acts
>They piss their panties about Community Levies... you can't just plonk 2000 additional people down next to an existing town and not upgrade etc.
Because they incentivises bad building. You leave house building to private, profit-driven developers, then place restrictions on them which will cut into their profits. Anyone with a brain can guess that the result is going to be them skimping on development to compensate for the losses. It's legislation by people with no ability to understand 2nd order effects.
>attempt to reverse Thatcher's disastrous Right To Buy legislation which is what makes it necessary
A point which is downstream of, "why is demand for social housing constantly increasing?" Committing to just blindly building more is committing to country to an indefinite, Sisyphean nightmare
> if councils could rebuild their social housing stock
They can't. Because they don't have the means. Most councils are already spending well beyond their means to meet statutory obligations in other areas. Private builders are the only ones able to deliver the required supply, which becomes a problem when they're incentivised to build shitholes.
Anonymous No.96897051 [Report]
>>96897045
Fuck, I fucked it, meant to reply to >>96896095
Anonymous No.96897441 [Report]
As OP and coincidentally someone working in the UK construction industry whilst writing to you from my work desk.

The entire thing is a crock of shit. We're supplying absolute crap to build absolute crap houses.

It's a disgrace. But that's the corporate vampires for you

I would like a house with an extra room for all my Warhammers though
Anonymous No.96897456 [Report]
>>96892698 (OP)
So, the original cool GW shop eventually gets sold by it's owners and turned into something completely different and mundane. How is this any different from what happened to the game ompany and it's products?
Anonymous No.96897471 [Report] >>96904563
>>96893063
BO was even worse in the 80s, little deoderant, greebos and punks wearing sweaty leather all summer, long greasy hair, etc. Also, the shop was tiny, so probably a stinky obese player is in there at the moment so everyone is waiting outside where they can breath.
Anonymous No.96897485 [Report]
>>96896052
We hate what it is now, but reminise about what we imagine it was then.
Anonymous No.96897741 [Report]
>GW more profitable than ever
>Almost every store I know in my state has now shut down because they are greedy faggots

Honestly sad.
Anonymous No.96898597 [Report]
>>96892698 (OP)
god britain is ugly
Anonymous No.96898669 [Report] >>96898699 >>96908691
>Live in California
>Where even the gloomiest winter day is probably magnitudes better than the average British day
God bless my communist hellhole
Anonymous No.96898699 [Report] >>96898717
>>96898669
>muh weather
How many literal piles of feces do you step over on your way to work?
Anonymous No.96898717 [Report] >>96898727 >>96923082
>>96898699
Trick question: I'm unemployed
But also I don't live in LA proper, my city actually likes to look good and is feces free.
Anonymous No.96898727 [Report] >>96898743 >>96928128
>>96898717
Damn man all the British anons just got detained for looking at this image
Anonymous No.96898743 [Report] >>96898998 >>96928128
>>96898727
I DID IT
I SAVED 4CHAN
Anonymous No.96898998 [Report]
>>96898743
90% were Pakis anyway so the police couldn't hold them for more than 30 seconds.
Anonymous No.96899873 [Report] >>96904773
>>96896206
Even in the third world we have issue if immigration.
I really hope the gringos nuke Venezuela with all the Venezuelans in it, fucking plagues in the continent.
Anonymous No.96900969 [Report] >>96905685
>>96896376
>Siding with the hand that is strangling you
Never understood this attitude. What the fuck poor in UK and US are even thinking? That if they side with The Man, they are gonna get scraps or something? It's so fucking confusing each and every time. Or it's some idiocy in tune of "at least I owned the libs/commies"?
Anonymous No.96900988 [Report]
>>96896206
>Home owning is expensive because of the immigrants
Is that the new version of the old "home owning is expensive because of high taxes"?
Or could it be that the people building them en-masse are singing whatever the fucking price they feel like, because there will always be some gullible idiot who will take 60 years of mortgage just to "own" a home that is actually owned by the bank that loaned him the money
Anonymous No.96904530 [Report] >>96905685
>>96896376
You're either a mongoloid or a landlord, either way the world will be a better place once you're put up against the wall.
Anonymous No.96904539 [Report]
>>96897045
Ah sorry, I had assumed you were a sinister agent of the landlord class. Turns out you're just a compete retard. Off you pop.
Anonymous No.96904563 [Report]
>>96897471
Obese in the 70s was like 80 kilos lol
Anonymous No.96904588 [Report]
>>96892721
_Workshop
Anonymous No.96904614 [Report]
>>96892698 (OP)
Contemplate the aroma and odor
Anonymous No.96904616 [Report]
>>96892698 (OP)
Was £550,000 for that unit. Dread to imagine how much they charged for the finished home.
Anonymous No.96904773 [Report] >>96905321
>>96899873
what the fuck do you thinks happens to the rest of the continent if Venezuela gets nuked, all the Venezuelans everywhere evaporate like phyrexians?
Anonymous No.96904833 [Report] >>96904909
>>96894789
those yards are a perfectly acceptable bit of small extra green space for row houses. Its the tenants/owners fault for not actually gardening or developing those spaces with fire pits, tables, barbeques, lights, water features, painted walls etc. Its not a reflection of the spaces size, but of the people themselves. Any of these could be made beautiful green spaces in an urban environment if they weren't lower middle class Britoids for whom 'culture' is popping down to the Tesco's for some crisps and a diabetes potion.
Anonymous No.96904909 [Report] >>96905079
>>96904833
>Its the tenants/owners fault for not actually gardening or developing those spaces
In most of these new build estates the tenants aren't even allowed to change things like fences, doors etc
Anonymous No.96905079 [Report]
>>96904909
You don't need to lay down new concrete / change the fences though, you can literally just lay down rocks like this you get in bags for cheap from any hardware store. And theres no way theres any prohibition on growing plants, worst case you rip them all up when you move out it takes like a day to get rid of a garden you just harvest everything / cut it at the topsoil. This is 100% a choice and a lack of culture. Trellis is cheap as fuck and can be used to decorate a fence AND grow vines on it (vines are free basically) which add to privacy, sound dampening and greenifying the space. You can find this out after a 5 minute google search. If these people can afford the rent of rowhouses in a city suburb they can spend 1/5 of a paycheck making their space habitable. It's the British mentality not to do so.
Anonymous No.96905321 [Report]
>>96904773
>I really hope the gringos nuke Venezuela with all the Venezuelans in it
>with all the Venezuelans in it
It was implied that the entire blight was nuked too.
Anonymous No.96905685 [Report]
>>96900969
>>96904530
>t. Owen Jones
Anonymous No.96908691 [Report]
>>96898669
The sun is overrated.
Anonymous No.96911496 [Report]
>>96894789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oldi8_jH40
Anonymous No.96912532 [Report] >>96913033 >>96918557
>>96894901
Good fences make good neighbours you fat retard, in shitburgerstan it's literally illegal to put a fence around your 'yard' in most places despite boundary disputes accounting for literal fucking shootings
Anonymous No.96913033 [Report]
>>96912532
You're a seething retard lmao
Anonymous No.96918462 [Report]
>>96894789
number 3 is ok.
Anonymous No.96918499 [Report]
remember when the Pulp lyrics was 'rent a flat above a shop'?

nowadays every flat is split into two or three. either a HMO or bedsits disguised as 'luxury student/professional apartments'.
Anonymous No.96918557 [Report] >>96918570 >>96919171
>>96912532
The point is that your yards are pathetically small. My bedroom is larger than that patch of grass. My yard is large enough to fit another house.
Anonymous No.96918570 [Report] >>96919267
>>96918557
everything in the US is unnecessarily big. from shops to streets.

not just cope, a big garden is nice if you have kids. get swingball or something in there. the one flat i had with one of these, everyone just fly tipped in it. layers of rubbish people had tossed over the fence.
Anonymous No.96918908 [Report] >>96921410
>>96894946

we're starting to see this in the USA too. some land developer will buy a plot of land on the outskirts of a city and build cookie cutter 3 bedroom houses with a bedroom's worth of outdoor space. they'll usually have a central park location as a shared green space, but they're very exposed compared to a public park. these houses will go for $800,000 like a real house built in the 1970s but will be made out of really cheap material.

honestly, your only choices are to buy an old house from (((private equity firms))) or build your own house
Anonymous No.96919171 [Report]
>>96918557
Yeah that's crazy how flats five minutes away from the urban centre of an island nation with fucking millenia of history to contend with has limited yard space. I wish I lived in a real house in the glorious US of A with loads of yard space to play ball with my kids.
Anonymous No.96919267 [Report] >>96919813
>>96918570

euros used to have big castles and cathedrals, now you make fun of us for having a higher standard of living. you're so buck broken. i bet you live in germany.
Anonymous No.96919813 [Report] >>96919822
>>96919267
>now you make fun of us for having a higher standard of living

Having lived on both sides of the pond, and still having family in the US, what?

Higher salaries yes, but what to do with them? Work yourselves to the bone with minimal vacation time, hours of driving, just a generally vacuous society aimed at pleasing the lowest common denominator?

I would rather earn less (but still enough) and actually live a bit. Sit in the café, sit in the pub.
Anonymous No.96919822 [Report]
>>96919813
>Sit in the café, sit in the pub.
Still is pleasing the lowest common denominator.
Anonymous No.96921410 [Report]
>>96918908
>(((private equity firms)))
Did you know that there are more private equity firms in the US than there are McDonald's locations? Just a fun little statistic that illustrates how fucked we all are.
Anonymous No.96923037 [Report]
>>96893292
seriously, americans, you do not understand this about us
it is in our blood, the one place we abhor a queue is at the pub (where we instead mentally form a list of people who got here before us, it is a massive faux pas to let a bartender serve you without pointing and saying "I think this guy's been waiting longer than me")

we can, we shall, and we WILL queue about it.
Anonymous No.96923082 [Report]
>>96898717
I'm supposedly not photosensitive. This image made me queasy. I might need to get myself checked before I accidentally myself opening an image.
Anonymous No.96924197 [Report]
>>96896256
No but Abdel coming into the country with his 3l.5 mil can.
most the chinese trying to hide their money do.
but i agree, most of the pressure Immigration causes is rent.
Blackrock is doing the buying and i agree fuck them.
Anonymous No.96927111 [Report]
>>96896206
Here in the UK there are enough houses to house the native population for a further 2 generations.
For some reason there is a housing shortage.
I wonder why, and how the Africans across the road afforded theirs (I'm not joking, they shoved an African family in across from me. Everything paid for, they don't even speak English.)

>>96896095
Well said brother, bar the "right to own".
Anonymous No.96927398 [Report]
>>96894901
Please provide us your full legal name, address and a photograph of you.
Wouldn't want to breed ill will now, would you?
Anonymous No.96927410 [Report]
>>96894169
Anonymous No.96928128 [Report]
>>96898727
>>96898743
did you forget? 4chan is banned in the UK