Wonder if my mom knew what she was doing when she bought her 11 year old daughter this broom stick

>>11496997 (OP)
actually now I'm curious too, when did these actually get pulled from shelves? she gave it to me in like 2009

>>11496997 (OP)
>daughter

>>11496997 (OP)
Did you really fuck the nimbus 2000 femanon?

>selling kids a fucking broomstick
They were already streeching it by selling plastic wands but a plastic broomstick is like the most jewish thing ever

YWNBAW

>>11497110
You're telling me you have a normal broom that also vibrates?

>>11497135
>by broomstick
>duct tape your mom's vibrator to it (lmao)
>??????????
>profit

>>11496997 (OP)
>36 inches
How many inches did you achieve?

>>11497179
Why is this not a meme? It's always Aquapet Dora and JO Tarzan

>>11497085
I never thought to put it inside me sadly
>>11497129
huh?
>>11497205
0 :(

>>11496997 (OP)
>Broom does not really fly
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

>>11497580
It cant even sweep bro :(

>>11497580
maybe the broom didn't fly, but I sure did when using it LOL