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Anonymous No.11496997 [Report] >>11497000 >>11497048 >>11497085 >>11497205 >>11497580 >>11509587 >>11511113 >>11511123 >>11511270 >>11513265 >>11513465 >>11513884 >>11517918
Thanks Mom
Wonder if my mom knew what she was doing when she bought her 11 year old daughter this broom stick
Anonymous No.11497000 [Report]
>>11496997 (OP)
actually now I'm curious too, when did these actually get pulled from shelves? she gave it to me in like 2009
Anonymous No.11497048 [Report]
>>11496997 (OP)
>daughter
Anonymous No.11497085 [Report] >>11497577
>>11496997 (OP)
Did you really fuck the nimbus 2000 femanon?
Anonymous No.11497110 [Report] >>11497135
>selling kids a fucking broomstick
They were already streeching it by selling plastic wands but a plastic broomstick is like the most jewish thing ever
Anonymous No.11497129 [Report] >>11497577
YWNBAW
Anonymous No.11497135 [Report] >>11497180
>>11497110
You're telling me you have a normal broom that also vibrates?
Anonymous No.11497179 [Report] >>11497208
Anonymous No.11497180 [Report]
>>11497135
>by broomstick
>duct tape your mom's vibrator to it (lmao)
>??????????
>profit
Anonymous No.11497205 [Report] >>11497577
>>11496997 (OP)
>36 inches
How many inches did you achieve?
Anonymous No.11497208 [Report]
>>11497179
Why is this not a meme? It's always Aquapet Dora and JO Tarzan
Anonymous No.11497577 [Report] >>11513299
>>11497085
I never thought to put it inside me sadly
>>11497129
huh?
>>11497205
0 :(
Anonymous No.11497580 [Report] >>11497588 >>11497589
>>11496997 (OP)
>Broom does not really fly
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Anonymous No.11497588 [Report]
>>11497580
It cant even sweep bro :(
Anonymous No.11497589 [Report]
>>11497580
maybe the broom didn't fly, but I sure did when using it LOL
Anonymous No.11509587 [Report] >>11509606 >>11510549
>>11496997 (OP)
What are you doing here lady? Bragging about doing sexual things whilst you were 11? What possible reaction were you hoping for?
Anonymous No.11509606 [Report]
>>11509587
Whyd you necro bump this thread?
Anonymous No.11510549 [Report] >>11510666
>>11509587
Would you rather that one greentext again, of the dude repeatedly shoving the lego star wars submarine's tendrel inside his dickhole as a kid and making it bleed?
Anonymous No.11510666 [Report]
>>11510549
Just reading your post was too much
Anonymous No.11511113 [Report] >>11513221
>>11496997 (OP)
Are Hexbugs good toys for little girls?
Anonymous No.11511123 [Report] >>11513222
>>11496997 (OP)
>didn’t just hump your plush toys like a normal girl
Anonymous No.11511270 [Report]
>>11496997 (OP)
>femanon is already a coomer at 11
I kneel.
Anonymous No.11513221 [Report]
>>11511113
These things are fucking awesome. I'm pretty sure most girls are too cringe to find robot bugs cool, tho, but I'd be glad to be proven wrong.
Anonymous No.11513222 [Report]
>>11511123
does humping plush toys do anything for guys, or is that only really a girl thing
(as in normal plush toys, not ones with secret pencil holders.)
Anonymous No.11513265 [Report]
>>11496997 (OP)
Anonymous No.11513299 [Report]
>>11497577
>sadly
Dr Jack Straw Jr No.11513465 [Report]
>>11496997 (OP)
Anonymous No.11513884 [Report]
>>11496997 (OP)
Yeah yeah PuffyMilk I get it.
Anonymous No.11517918 [Report]
>>11496997 (OP)
That kid looks so anachronistic. He's like straight outta the 60's.