Thread 11530351

These seem fun. Does anyone have one? What do you think?

>>11530351 (OP)
isn't that the one faggot who hires pedophiles and sex offenders?

>>11530355
It appears that many are saying this.

>>11530351 (OP)
This guy does not know how to smile or make his eyes look not dead.

>>11530355
>>11530356
>>11530357
Okay but how are the toys? Are they good?

>>11530351 (OP)
They're very samey, swarms are one of those stupid collect a bunch of little garbage minis with like a fizzy liquid things. Labs is an unboxing gimmick that you can use like 1-2 times.

The Goo Jitzu is probably the best because it's still a fun stretchy toy. The rest are kinda mid unless you like the design of the Mr Beast Furry mascot a lot, in that case get either the large or small beast labs. Otherwise avoid this landfill junk.

>>11530355
you tell me

>>11530351 (OP)
>>11530385
someone who is an eceleb youtubber is simply grifting even more idiots to buy shit by slapping his name on it; go to any big box retailer that sold his toys and you will see their clearance aisle full of this shit - which should tell you, as someone else already did, it's just landfill fodder

>>11530351 (OP)
The Mutators are the best the line has to offer imo. They've probably sold the best too since Moose showcased a super poseable version sculpted by the 4 horsemen at SDCC. I'm personally waiting on those modular guys. They look the coolest.

>>11530355
From what I remember his buddy trooned out and became a discord sex pest despite having a wife and child. Beast himself kicked him to the curb over that.
>>11530357
Obligatory anti-christ comparison

>>11530385
Depends on the toy you're looking at. The Mutators are the poseable action figures. They come in 3 different scales, with the smallest (pictured on the far left in op's pic) scaling well with TMNT and the largest standing around 10 inch scale (pictured standing in front of the silver case). The rest are effectively Beast branded Trash Packs, vinyl bullshit, and Beast branded Goojitzu.

>>11530351 (OP)
This shit and skibidi have been haunting the pegs of my walmart since the last major reset. No one wants this crap in my area.

>>11530412
So you dont know?

>>11530356
AI generated reply

>>11530355
You would know

>>11530594
Not really, its a meme from our glorious leader.

>>11530547
said friend had a fucking shadman poster of all things on his wall, says pretty much everything

>>11530743
I'm know. Just clarifying for those unaware. Honestly sad that so many cool looking toys have been attached to the Beast branding but it must be working. I worked in retail last year up into the holidays and parents cleared out the Lab swarms

>>11530751
They had some special xmas package deal iirc, like a starter set.

>>11530355
Average Youtuber then

>>11530351 (OP)
If this guy is so rich why doesn't he get his crooked-ass teeth fixed? Is a visit to his dentist going to cut into precious content producing time?

>>11530580
Same. The kids raised on short-format shitposts don't want to buy toys of it.

>>11530351 (OP)
>>11530355
It's sad that we can't just enjoy this toyline, all because it's attached to a name we don't like. Iconic Panther is a good toy, they even released them in variants you can actually choose. But that's really the only good toy.

>>11531288
There are literally hundreds of toys out there not attached to some giga faggot Youchoober.

>>11531308
Why are you jealous? His toys are good and fun. You don't need to watch his videos to buy the toys.

>>11530351 (OP)
His fucking smile cannot reach his eyes

>>11531308
I'm sick of Marvel Legends, Transformers and whatever because they don't sell good mutant panther toys

>>11530355
He hangs out with The Quartering, so probably

>>11530594
based newfag

>>11530351 (OP)
Why do people give a shit about this guy? He wants to be famous just because.


>>11530355
Yep, and he protected the pedo because said pedo was a trannie and special. He didn't fire the guy until it got exposed and gave him some bad PR.

>>11531311
I ainte jealous. I just don't like Youchoober parasites that prey on kids.

>>11531318
Not my problem, get Lego.

>>11530357
This I agree with. There’s something weirdly vacant in his smile

>>11532059
>Not my problem, get Lego.
Lego doesnt have that neither

>>11530351 (OP)
>Hey, you soulless, dead-eyed bastard. How would you like to make a slop toyline that your retarded zoomer fans won't buy? Sound good? We can build a set and you can wear a labcoat for the photos or something. All you gotta do is stand there and try to smile like an actual human being. Shouldn't be too hard, right? I mean, all you have is that one fake smile anyways. Just do that. We'll put it on the box, try to get the braindead phone zombies interested in blowing some of mom's money on this trash. It'll be great.

>>11532069
You'd think with those teeth he'd give lousy head, but he's actually pretty good at it.

Four Horsemen sold out. It's the best version of this furry OC at least.

>>11532307
stop crying

>>11532307
This is a joke right?

>>11532307
The current Platinum series figures look pretty decent as well.

Too bad the 4H didn't incorporate finger articulation.

>>11530351 (OP)
>Giving money to Mr.Beast
At least with the other toy companies I don't have the misfortune of seeing the souless dead-eyed motherfucker running the show.

>>11530751
I turned myself into a crustacean, Charles. I'm Crab-Neto!!

>>11532307
>>11532420
I still havent seen any price points for these things. I hope they sell.

>>11533229
>WOAH LOOKS LIKE I BROUGHT THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF LEGS TO THIS BATTLE MAGS!

>>11533316
The currently released one is 25usd, I think. I'd expect the 4H one to probably be around 35-40usd.

>>11533193
at least it's not Ryan's World or some shit Roblox line

>>11532420
This shit reminds me of Chris Chan's Transformers oc.

>>11530751
>>11532420
This and dino trex skeleton looks cool actually.

>>11532394
he is paying people to go on sites like this because beast ain't smart enough to realize he could have a subcontinental write a script and use a bot farm in India to spam threads like this at pennies on what he's paying some of the staff he has on hand.

>>11530351 (OP)
Got my cyro chamber tiger toy today. It's actually awesome and I'm wondering if there are other figures like this.

>>11531458
>>11530637
cats

>>11533384
overprice garbage

>>11532420
oh the stupidity

>>11532307
>waaaah

>>11535936
dont you know about the standard beast lab collection? they all use the same basic body but feature different animal faces

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7jR_zZS9yks

reviews are out for the hybrid figures. they're really cool but I might wait to buy them on clearance just so I dont have to support beast directly. the commercials and a teaser for the animated series are out too. The cartoons seems to be an effort to advertise the hybrids and the swarms minis simueltaneously. Unfortunately beast is front and center in the teaser. It looks pretty underwhelming.

Likewise Goojitzu is on its last legs now. The latest episodes of the webtoon & and the new commercials all baked in a dozen weird gimmicks that dont fit together all that well, in addition to a new wave of fugly redesigns.

All the mr beast lab stuff is on clearance in my area for the christmas reset, skibiddi too.

>>11538624
The Hybrids look like fun toys, but are a bit more than I'd like to pay. mrbeast aside, this is an idea that could have legs with Moose. I've seen some issues where the waist seems to be too loose, so hopefully that gets dialed in.

These haven't actually been released yet, right? It seems to just be the influencer style toys toytubers who've gotten them.

>>11538625
guess Americans really have run out of ideas if they're thinking memes make good toys instead of classics like gi joe and heman

>>11538642
You ran out of ideas ages ago Ken.

>>11538642
>Americans really have run out of ideas if they're thinking memes make good toys
Memes do make good toys, shitposter-kun. And it's not even an idea that's exclusive to Americans.

youtubers are cancer, the internet is just full of cancer for children to consume. standards and practices used to protect us from shit like this.

>>11530355
yes.
And sells moldy food.

>>11530351 (OP)
>>11530385
I've heard they're a shittier, lamer, less re-usable version of those other Monster Unpacking toys. Monster Lab or whatever they were called.

Whichever furry they hired to design Mr Beast's fursona did a pretty okay job, but everything else about this toyline is just lazy, copycat, cash grab bullshit.

>>11531288
Treasure X is better.

>>11538641
10 bucks a pop isnt too bad. Thats more or less the budget price point for action figures nowadays. I do think they missed a major opportunity by not making the swarms figures compatible withthe hybrid bodies. All it would have taken is a reversal of tne peg and port neck system they chose. As far as their release goes it seems like they're eeking out now. Amazon's already carrying the 5 figure gift set at a bargain price. I assume they waiting to get it all out now just before the holidays kick in. I saw a few smaller youtubers reviewing 'em too fwiw.

>>11538943
honestly I get the logic behind label slapping his likeness onto all this shit but I ultimately juat feel it was unnecessary. moose is a proven company. the only times they've faltered were with licensed IP (tom and jerry, space jam 2, lightyear). The Hybrids figures would have worked just fine on their own.

>>11538943
I loved their robot line and that T-rex with the buzzsaw arms. These are the kinds of toys im glad didnt exist as a kid, because id have missed them by now
>>11538961
I don't even follow Mr Beast, except for that scam Vegas event, but I think it's cool they're making a toy based on his name. We get actual beast guys and Moose is using his name as advertised.

>>11530351 (OP)
Too expensive. You pay the triple price for the name Mr. Beast!

They're cool toys that I'll never buy because of the name. Also because Moose Toys like to make figures that look 98% cool then ruin them by putting stunner shades and chains and dumb rapper shit on them for no good reason.

>>11531288
Buy them and enjoy them anyway

>>11530357
It’s a branding thing it makes people look at his YouTube thumbnails

>>11530351 (OP)
I liked Beast Lab before they partnered with Mr. Beast.

>>11540254
It was just a line of expensive remolds before he showed up

>>11533404
>implying this is any different

>>11540462
Go ahead and point out any Ryan's World and Roblox toy that's up to par with Iconic Panther. I'll wait