Thread 11604653

Is this a legit figure?

>>11604653 (OP)
Nice tiny hands. I like that they put a black guy front and center in the audience. It’s very true to life for a zio-cuckservative like him

>>11604653 (OP)
>presidential podium
>Home Alone era Trump

>>11604653 (OP)
Yes, it’s on Amazon
>>11604663
Nah, he looks too old for that era. I think they were just being generous with the wrinkles.

>>11604653 (OP)
Not fat enough

>>11604653 (OP)
way too much hair and no hand bruise decals?

>>11604653 (OP)
>Says multiple phrases when you press a button on his back
>All boring speeches
>None of his most iconic lines except "Make America great again."
I want him to say "grab them by the pussy", "they're eating the cats and dogs", "fight fight fight", "bad hombres", "because you'd be in jail", "I really don't know what he said at the end of that sentence, I don't think he knows either," "Bing bong bing," etc.

>>11604761
Covfefe

>comes with Epstein files
>open box
>sorry not included

7 inches? Lame.

Does it come with neckussy addon?

>>11604653 (OP)
Lol, this is who jim cornette uses to make his figures.

>>11604653 (OP)
made in china
kek

>>11604662
So hows the cats doing?

>>11604781
They were never in trouble to begin with.

>>11604653 (OP)
>No Epstein files as accessory;
No legit

>>11604761
>where are the underage girls
>i'd fuck my duaghter
>mexico will pay for the wall
>muh excellent healthcare plan
so many hits!

>>11604653 (OP)
They made George Bush ken dolls in flight suits back in 2005. This is not a new thing.

>>11604773
>7 inches
I doubt he's more than 3 inches at best.

>>11604784
Are you kidding me? Haitians are LITERALLY EATING PEOPLES PETS!

>>11604653 (OP)
Ironically the face looks a bit too cartoony for my taste.
Ebay has some neat Trump custom heads.

>>11604653 (OP)
That's some shitty likeness. He's much more bloated and grotesque in real life.

they couldn’t even get the skin color right

>>11604653 (OP)
Why do Americans make this boring people shit?

>>11604653 (OP)
This looks more like Barron when he hits his 50's

>>11604762
Did he ever say that, or was it just a tweet? If we are using tweets, I'd also want
>Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

>>11604924
Get a new gimmick.

>>11604874
And how big are you?

>>11604954
why can't Americans make anything fun anymore?

>>11604999
Get out.

>>11604999
We made Donald Trump, arguably the most entertaining President in history.

>>11604993
Come on over and find out ;^)

Is this the first pedo action figure?

>>11605168
nah we got michael jackson figs

Horrid likeness

>>11605168
If we count voice actors, there are plenty of characters voiced by Kevin Clash that have gotten action figures over the years. Various Elmo figures like Blokees and ReAction, NECA movie Splinter and Baby Sinclair. Michael Jackson has gotten figures, if you believe the allegations. Paul Reubens was caught with CP, so you could probably count Peewee if you want, but the general consensus is that he wasn't a kiddie fucker, he just bought so much porn from auction bulk lots that he couldn't possibly know what was in it all.
One of Cosby's victims was underage. There is a Prince Andrew wedding doll if you want to count that.

>>11605168
Do you want an action figure?

>>11604670
>they were just being generous
They are being generous with:
(a) amount of hair
(b) lack of growth on hands
(c) lack of kankles
(d) face skin actually matching other visible skin, like the make-up free hands
(e) lack of jowl wattle
(f) lack of ass fat
(g) lack of fat lard belly

Even the tie not coming down to his crotch area is wrong. I'm sure the Stable Genius himself would say that those shoes look cheap, as does that Big and Tall Men's Warehouse suit.

>friend gifts me a McFarlane Space Marine sniper
>has a cool camo cape with hood
>peel back the hood a little bit
>it's a nigger
So, I'm waiting for pic related to arrive

>>11604773
it's accurate to 1/18 scale because Trump is the tallest president ever (just ask anyone, they all say he's the tallest)

>>11604761
At least he comes with pussy grabbing hands

>>11604653 (OP)
Can’t wait to hot glue this and post it on /pol/

>>11604944
His magnum opus will always be
>The Coca Cola company is not happy with me--that's fine, I'll still keep drinking that garbage.

>>11605455
>Doesn't want lore accurate salamander
This is true heresy

>>11607473
It was a Ultrasmurf, so Trump's head will fit better

I was gonna say it was merely a shit sculpt but after seeing >>11604663 I think the real issue is that it's way too young looking. this guy looks like he's gonna fight vince mcmahon at wrestlemania or tell me i'm fired, not send ICE agents into my neighborhood to deport all my revoltechs.

>>11607071
I don't trust anybody that's so brainrotted by politics that they don't think that's hilarious.

From a japanese twitter. Hope they also do other Presidents.

Has anyone ever done a god emperor trump custom out of some 40k figure?
>>11607071
lel it might be a fucked time for our country but it's been pretty funny
>>11604865
For me it's katana obama

>>11604784
nah i am pretty sure your cats are dead

A legit figure?
Well he's not a legit president.
Wokka wokka.
Anyway, bad jokes aside, I have the more wrestling sized one from the Figures Toy Company. I also got Biden, Nixon, and JFK. maybe Clinton? I need to check the box I got them in.
I also have little monkey figures of Bush sr and Dukakis from the 88 election. Might be able to pop the heads off and swap them.

>>11612239
>Washington got that drip
>But Roosevelt has a cape
Well fuck, how am I supposed to decide between the two?

>>11604653 (OP)
Soon…

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>>11604897
This! so much this! we don't like fascist nazis on /toy/.

>>11614050
I hate that I share a hobby with such limp wristed little fags like this.

>>11612239
No Biden, no buying!

>>11614095
Found the fascist

>>11614134
Found the limp wristed little faggot

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>>11614795
why cant americans make anything? all they do is cry about benefits getting cut so they can stuff their fat face with mcdonald burgers.

>>11614806
why cant these american toys be made in america not china? are amercans lazy and dumb? obviously its why they need immigrants to replace them

>>11614810
Getting subhumans to do all the manual labor in shit holes with toxic fumes is the backbone of civilization. The English used to put orphans in the coal mines. Romans had slaves. America has China.

>>11614813
>Getting subhumans to do all the manual labor in shit holes with toxic fumes is the backbone of civilization.
weird because american food is nothing but toxic fumes which is why theyre so fat and need EBT

>>11614813
Didn't Americans invent Agent Orange to kill the local environments of countries they didn't like?

Oh hey look everyone, athena has opinions about America.

>>11614830
oh look the american is crying about foreigners not making anything good when america has nothing good to offer which is why anime is doing well at the box office unlike the woke slop americans love to make like smiling friends

>>11614821
They did that so the monkeys couldn't hide in the trees.

>>11614795
>all that malding
How's that boot taste?

>>11614803
>why can't asians have clean air and parks that aren't toxic landfills full of chemical spills and microplastic? all they do is shit up the internet so they can stuff their faces with dog meat.

>>11614964
You think that's all? wait till you see all of the asians living in the West who're sinophiles and constantly believe China's propaganda and want them to take over the West, all because they're salty that white men ''steal'' their women.

Go look at r/aznidentity and r/asianmasculinity if you want to have a good laugh.

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>>11614795
Remind me, which side of the political spectrum crashes grindr whenever they have a rally?

>>11615946
>the jew fears the kaiju

>>11604897
Based
>>11604776
Kek

>>11604781
Better than the underage girl you fucked then killed & your persistent derangement syndrome. Go make a shit custom about it, brown-skin. You will never be white or honest, you no-talent furry.

PS how many black dudes did your wife fuck this week? Get killed & tell your pedo cousin in New Freedom to 41% already

>>11604860
Now you know why furries love him so much. I hear he's extremely popular with the suck fucks at AO3 as well

>Site founded by incest fanatic cuz AYE HAVE FRAY SPAYCH

Jin jerks it to the pedo shit there when he's not raping kids at church.

>>11604653 (OP)
Looks like a moron, but not orange, not fat enough, no Jew hat. No cankles either. Needs a "I wish I was a white man" Libsoftiktok jew bitch figure beside it.

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>>11617077
>3 posts in quick succession
the shit fumes really are getting to your head geezer

>>11617072
also lmao seems cats are still doing bad

So does he come with a neckussy we can forcefully grab him by?

>>11614050
This is as gay and as politically clueless as it gets.
Man I hope you're just rage-baiting and not serious.

>>11614050
no way Raph would be at one of these gay protests, leave that shit for Leo or Donny