>>11610168 (OP)
clean it up and post it on Craigslist in trade for someone with kids who might have a one time thing you want/need (e.g. say you don't have a Costco card, you'll meet them at the store, with the box so they can check it out and see it's legit, you grab what you want at Costco, pay them when they ring out and both say goodbye in the parking lot).
Or something else that's a one time equivalent exchange (let you come to their country club/golf course, tennis court, once, etc. etc.).