Planning on going to Jamaica later this month. What do I need to know? Looking for hotel recommendations, things to do, etc. Planning on staying in Kingston.

1) don`t go to Kingston, its a shithole and the one place where you have an actual good chance of getting robbed, raped, stabbed etc
2) Negril if you`re a normie between 20-30
3) Montego Bay if you got family/kids
4) any of the RIUs will do

Can anyone who's been given an honest assessment of the safety situation? I would avoid Kingston but don't want to stay in a resort so would prefer to self-drive and stay in maybe two different places on the island. Ideally I picture enjoying uncrowded beaches, waterfalls, and jerk chicken.

How easy are the local women? Do they like white guys?

>>2782978
I set my tinder location to various cities in Jamaica and got hundreds of likes, so yeah they do

>>2782978
Ewwww
>>2783411
grossss

>>2782978
>>2783411
based

>>2782978
Jamaica is the least racist black country. They're way better than Haiti and get insulted if you confuse the two

>>2784495
I stereotype Jamaica as a chill place with nice beaches where people like smoking pot and playing reggae

I stereotype Haiti as an actual hellscape with warlords and crumbling buildings, that presumingly must have nice beaches

>>2781366 (OP)
Swingers go there lots

>>2781366 (OP)
I've read that psilocybin mushrooms are legal in Jamaica -- but not legal to sell. How hard is it to find them to buy them? Are there any storefronts that sell them, or delivery services that deliver them?

>>2783411
I don't want to be alone anymore

>>2784619
bumpan, halp pl0x?

>>2782978
Just be careful, anon. If they're really eager to marry you, chances are it's a scam. Don't forget to pick up your crown at Burger King on your way out.

How easy is it to understand Jamaican Patois? I can never understand Jamaican characters on TV, but I also can't tell if that's a real "language" or just something exaggerated for TV.

>>2788962
My very limited experience with one college roommate who was from Jamaica is that they can turn that shit on and off at will. But then, he was an educated dude and was actually Chinese. I have no idea why or how his parents ended up immigrating to Jamaica instead of literally almost anywhere else in the world.

my wife worked online with, and has maintained a long distance friend, with a Jamaican woman married to a white American. she sounds sweet and they sound like a great couple

>>2789645
My wife likes visiting Jamaica too. I don't have any interest personally but she says the people there are really nice but kind of hard to understand sometimes.

>>2789683
should we tell him?

>>2781366 (OP)
Kingston is a shithole. Everywhere else (besides Spanish town, it’s literally lawless) is better and more fun. Montego Bay has great clubs. Maybe make a day trip to Negril for good food/drugs if you are into that. Jamaicans are either the friendliest people on earth or nasty scunts, there’s no in between.