Surely, there's at last one safe place in this whole thing.

>>2784059 (OP)

I don't speak Portuguese and I'm not confident in their ability to speak English.

>>2784062
it doesn't stop people from going to Japan or France

>>2784070
I've been to both of those places and they spoke English at a level I would consider acceptable. Also, I see a lot more people interested in learning Japanese or French than Portuguese.

So either people already speak some Japanese/French, or the tourism infrastructure is capable of handling English speakers.

>>2784059 (OP)
It's far, not exactly what you'd call "safe", few people speak English, and brazilians suck

>>2784059 (OP)
The big reason why people don't visit Brazil isn't even safety (Mexico is a big tourist destination despite being arguably more dangerous) it's that there's nothing worth seeing
Sure there's nature I guess but surrounding countries also have the Amazon (Peru, Ecuador, Colombia etc) and the Pampas (Argentina, Uruguay) and are easier and cheaper to get to, the really unique ecosystems like the Cerrado and Caatinga are in places that are insanely hard to get to (and only a few nerds are interested in that kinda stuff anyways)
And there's no real monuments or historic attractions, even if you're into colonial architecture you can find better examples in neighboring countries
Basically for almost anything conceivable there are neighboring countries that are easier / cheaper to get to and often safer
Brazil is really only your best option if you're a trans woman connoisseur and appreciator, like myself

>>2784488
If you like epic landscapes, Rio de Janeiro is arguably the most beautiful city of its size in the world

>DO NOT REDEEM
>I WILL REDEEM

>>2784511
If you like epic landscapes, there are better places to go than any city.

>>2784059 (OP)
South America is the most geographically isolated continent. No flights to Asia, very few flights to Africa. Europe is far away and expensive. And why would North Americans go to Brazil when a cheaper and shorter flight brings them to Mexico, which for all its organized cartel violence is a country with MUCH less negro admixture. Getting mugged for your wallet and phone is very rare in Mexico, very common in Brazil.
>>2784319
They're too much woman for the average low-T /trv/ coomer dork. Big tits, big ass, bold and sassy AF thanks to their negro blood. They walk around in bra and booty shorts in the slums, then want to dance and cock-tease you for hours. "Muh 7 inches" won't impress her at all, it's average sized down there.

>>2784574
>...Rio de Janeiro is arguably the most beautiful city of its size in the world
Reading comprehension
What I'm saying is that you get a big city *with* crazy landscapes. No other big city in the world comes close.

>>2784612
>fat, brown, poor, covered in tattoos, and a shitty attitude
Woah where can I sign up?

>>2784488
Clicked on this photo and was immediately disgusted. Tranny lovers are more mentally ill than the trannies themselves

>>2784511
Sure, Rio is beautiful. But what do you do once you've taken in the landscape? You can't exactly wander the city at your leisure, there's no really interesting architecture worth writing home about. Is traveling to Brazil really worth it if all you want to do is stay in (the safe areas of) Rio and look at the nice scenery?
>>2784635
De gustibus non disputandum est
It's like fine wine or special cheese, you need a special palate to appreciate this, it's just not for everyone, I'm sorry anon

>>2784059 (OP)
i havent visited South America because its too far. I work in the Arab World and visit Europe on an annual basis.

>>2784662
>Is it really worth it if all you want to do is stay in (the safe areas of) Rio, go to the beach, go for hikes, see some monkeys, take a slum tour, and try some Brazilian food?
I'd say yes, and it's probably my least favorite country in South America. Great for a month or even two if you are a nomad

Brazil is one of the few countries on Earth that is better for browns than for Whites. Speak some Portuguese and you'll be treated like any other poor brown muttoid, according to browns I've talked to. (Brazilian brancos won't be caught dead wandering aimlessly around a city on foot, so white foot travelers will always stick out.) Muh Rio hills aside, the topography of most of Brazil is very boring, and travel is expensive due to the long distances involved. I've only met a few Brazilians and didn't like them much - neither did they care for me.

>>2784662
>you need a special palate to appreciate this
It's like fucking a man in the asshole, except with fake tits attached. Oh wait, it's not "like" that, it "is" that.

>>2784059 (OP)
Just that southern German part.

>>2784059 (OP)
Because all the travel-normies who go to brazil only go to Rio(CRIME), Sao Paulo (crime but you'll probably be fine) , or they pay for an overpriced amazon excursion.

Curitiba is an underrated city, and floripa is only really known by argies and brazilians. Blumenau is a really cool german city. Check out the other thread of the guy planning on going from BA to Rio. I posted some pics of my trip there.

Crime, bad rep (also quite true), expensive, distant from rich firsties countries, and not the best infra besides the well known places.

>>2784059 (OP)
I'm from Brazil and i genuinely can scarcely fathom why anyone would choose to travel here. 80% of the country is a poor wasteland. Then you have some generic cities, Rio, and beaches. I mean i guess if you REALLY love beches you can go to the more exclusive beaches down here , and if you REALLY need to see Rio that's also something but otherwise it's just poverty, crime and boring cities. There's people in this thread saying "go to the south where there's money and its like germany", i say just fucking go to Germany instead. Just go to Japan, just travel inside the US, go to somewhere else in Europe. If you need to go to a poor country at least choose something like somewhere in Africa or Southeast Asia where there's history. Brazil just sucks.

>>2785431
I wanted to go to a place that wasnt overrun with tourists. Plus, going to brasil was kind of like stepping back in time 20 years, before mass immigration turned my country into an Indian colony. Brasil still feels brasilian, but europe doesn't really feel european anymore. Its also a lot closer culturally to the US than asian countries (not as much as Canada), so its easier to understand them.

Theyre also really friendly if you speak a little porto.

Don't they still require a visa from Americans? That alone is enough to dissuade a lot of people

>>2784517

>>2785496
Compared to Mexico, Brazil's topography and diversity of climates is much more limited. Yeah, it has the Amazon rainforest, but it's not like the Amazon offers any vistas - and what you can see from the road has all been ruined by logging and development. Being an enormous country, traveling overland across Brazil would be expensive and arduous. Bookable hotels start around $30 USD per night, which is hardly a bargain when I can stay in an eminently civilized country like Poland for $40 per night. The southern Brazilian cities definitely have more pleasant and well-kept downtowns, while the northern cities look more like your typical South American shitholes.

>>2785496
yes for all amerimutt, leaf and ozzie tourists

Why isn't Brazil the Thailand of the Americas?

>>2784059 (OP)
Anyone has the Brazilian crime statistics map?

>>2788281
Not yet, hue government cucked again

>>2788310
Why would it? It has a fraction of the culture of Thailand but still as expensive yet significantly more dangerous for tourists

>>2788310
hard to remain unrobbed

>>2788310
South Americans are extremely violent

>>2788310
The women aren't monkeys, for one.

How accurately does Max Payne 3 represent Brazil? That's really my only impression of the country.

Foods not that good for one.

>>2784059 (OP)
I don’t want to have machete fights in the street with random Brazilian favela faggots because I’m meekly trying to shuffle around their cities getting my pink pickle played with by their women.

southeast asian men are passive and give you a wide berth but I just know that Brazilian men would be accosting and testing me. Same think with Jamaica. Simply not worth the trouble

>>2784612
>They're too much woman for the average low-T /trv/ coomer dork. Big tits, big ass, bold and sassy AF thanks to their negro blood. They walk around in bra and booty shorts in the slums, then want to dance and cock-tease you for hours. "Muh 7 inches" won't impress her at all, it's average sized down there.

Nailed it bro. Threads over.

I hate Latino culture. I hate how unless everything is dancing in the street shouting “muh full of life” feral chaos than you’re seen as some kind of weird loser.

I’m an introverted, cerebral character who just wants to lounge around and passively soak it in while other people perform an amusing stage play of life for me and girls give me pussy for money.

Im not gonna go out to loud venues and dance bachata and then fight some mugging favela faggot in the street to prove my vitality and machismo.

Leave me the fuck alone and do your primitive little shuck and jiving bullshit and I’ll clutch the wads of your Monopoly money in my wallet while I slouch back on your couches. Dance monkey dance

>>2784059 (OP)
Brazil got exposed with the 2014 World Cup and also their cultural power already heavily depended on good football, good F1 drivers etc.

Similar to how India was seen as a magical exotic place before social media, now normies are fully aware of it's shithole status. Brazil isn't this cool laid back place where you go to relax, rather where you get robbed at gunpoint and see nothing but favelas.

>>2788493
*Brazilians are extremely violent*
Ftfy
People realized why bother going to a place where you might get mugged by a favelado when you can yo to Argentina, Peru or Colombiana and have a much better experience.

>>2788879
All three countries have 10x more natural variety than Brazil. Colombia has a pocket desert with huge cacti nestled on the opposite side of the mountains from the wettest rainforests in the Americas. An enormous snow-capped mountain overlooking a tropical coast. Same with Peru and Argentina, both full of spectacular topography. Brazil has low plateau hills and that's about it.

>>2788916
Portugese language is also a handicap since many Americans now can understand some spanish abut almost none understand portugese. And yes, Brazil has beaches that are worse than any other beach destination as far as security, pollution, crowding, etc.

Relatively Americans go to latin america or want anything to do with it though. Why would you when a Thailand costs you about the same, only downside is the long flight.

>>2784488
>the Cerrado and Caatinga are in places that are insanely hard to get to (and only a few nerds are interested in that kinda stuff anyways)
So what you're saying is they won't be crowded?

>>2788749
The thing is they're so generic. Someone once commented that Latinas all have the same personality and now I can't help but notice it. I called a store and spoke with a latina chick then called another and had basically word for word the exact same dialogue.

>>2784059 (OP)
>Far
>Jet lag issue for Europeans
>In the other side of the world for Eastern Asians (i.e. more jet lag)
>Brazil sells its beaches as its greatest stuff, but you can find them everywhere
>Bad infrastructure
>Barely none Brazilian speaks English (and I won't even start on our Portunhol)
>Rio de Janeiro is a worst shithole that people think that Paris is
>Violence
>More expensive that a third world country should be
>No unique gastronomy like Mexico and Peru

>>2784059 (OP)
would love to go to brazil and have anal sex with young brown women, but worried about aids and murder

>>2789614
Unironically, if you're into unique and remote ecosystems, Brazil may be a very good option (pic is the Pantanal, one of the most biodiverse areas in the world). Just make sure you get all the relevant vaccines
>>2784897
>Oh wait, it's not "like" that, it "is" that.
You're right anon, the same way blue cheese "is" spoiled milk, or wine "is" expired grape juice

>>2788879
Because it's swarming with trannies with massive cocks. In terms of the Thailand of the Americas point.

>>2784488
delicious bunda

>>2784059 (OP)
safety

>>2790971
>would love to go to brazil and have anal sex with young brown women, but worried about aids and murder
murder sure, but you only need to worry about aids if young brown "women" are pounding you in the ass

>>2784488
>Brazil is really only your best option if you're a trans woman connoisseur and appreciator, like myself

That's why I want to go, but I'm scared of getting robbed or worse.

>>2796231
They should do gooner resorts like in the Dominican Republic, with free trannies included.

>>2784059 (OP)
because it's a overpriced violent cesspool
t.huelander

>>2790971
>worried about aids
Condoms, if properly used, completely protect you from HIV and every other STD worth worrying about. If you want to be 100% safe (or are a degenerate who wants to have raw buttsex with strangers) get on PrEP. PrEP has the added bonus of putting you 100% in control, as long as you take your pills / get your shots you are totally immune to HIV (no risk of condom breaking / condom slipping / you "forgetting" to use the condom / getting stealthed etc), but it won't protect you from other STDs. Consider getting additional shots (I would consider HPV, Hepatitis A, Meningococcus B - HPV is obvious, Hep A is spread through anilingus as well as food/water, Men B gives a degree of protection against gonorrhea), and if you really are a turbo-degenerate (an average of 5 different partners every 48 hours) consider DoxyPEP (i.e. taking 200 mg of doxycicline after unprotected sex to give you a good degree of protection from syphilis, chlamydia and gonorrhea)
>worried about murder
That's more difficult to protect against
>>2796231
>I'm scared of getting robbed or worse
See above. A legitimate concern, but still, you only live once
>>2796237
This would actually be an excellent business model

>>2784059 (OP)
Because it is far from the place of origin of most tourists.
Australia gets 7.97 mi tourists in spite of being the most unique place in the world

I was there a couple of years ago and I loved it.

Rio became one of my favourites cities and Jericocoara, despite being touristy as fuck, is awesome.

Portuguese is necessary outside of about 3 specific places, and they love bureacracy while also being insanely terrible at it.
It can be super comfy if you can get past those barriers. People willing to chat, everything is flexible, good weather, super health and fitness focused culture.

Then you try to renew your visa and end up getting delay after delay and requests for more documents that aren't even officially required and get locked out for months longer than you expected.

>>2796550
Hell yes. Fuck these Low T dudes in this thread. Aiming for 1 month in Ipanema this winter post-divorce; Portuguese lessons, surfing, workout, BUNDA.

Hello sirs, I have a budget of roughly 2000 euros and wish to slay as much tranny bunda in Brazil as possible. Where should go and what should I do to succeed in my quest?

>>2784059 (OP)
too far away from both the usa and europe. also safety. you always read about tourists getting robbed or killed in brazil. that doesnt happen in teneriffa

>>2784070
You don't need to talk to anyone in Japan. Most things are automated, and there are signs in English everywhere.

>>2801202
Asian countries are much better at communication with limited speaking. Latin Americans all want to talk a mile a minute, they never speak one word at a time for easy understanding like Asians do.

I'm struggling to find a reason to go to Brazil instead of Vietnam in December. If I was a happy go lucky party guy eager to bump and grind on the sweaty dancefloor, it would make sense. Nah, better to be another weird white dorkus wandering around VN.

>>2784662
Special cheese is right
its that cheese that is eaten and pooped out by maggots

>>2801222
>I'm struggling to find a reason to go to Brazil
some cities there do have their charm
obviously Rio and surroundings like Paraty
but also Salvador, Florianopolis or Belem

plenty of historic towns & harbors that are worth seeing

and of course if you travel nature or /out/ oriented
everything in and around the Amazon River
or other parts like
Pantanal
Chapada Diamantina
and so on

the actual cool destinations in Brazil are really underrated and not really know
if just the flights weren't fucking 14h minimum from my home town

>>2801568
>its that cheese that is eaten and pooped out by maggots
You mean casu marzu? I was more thinking of gorgonzola or stilton cheese (i.e. cheese that has literal mold in it), but anon, you just proved my point. Most people will "get the ick" and never even try it. Meanwhile people with more refined taste will savour it and immediately understand why it's considered a delicacy.
It's just not for everybody anon, some people can seek out and appreciate the finer things in life, other people eat velveeta "cheese" and are happy. I'm sorry anon

>gets killed by shower

>>2784060
okay but have many is that? am i expected to count them? piece of shit map.

My gf (female) is a Brazilian raised in America, and I am a mutt tranny, so we're really looking forward to going. She speaks Portuguese and I'm learning. I am excited to see firsthand all the /diy/ gore like >>2801775 and we both love dancing, it's gonna be a great time.