I've heard all the negative things, I've seen the viral videos, yet I can't get the idea of it out of my head. Does anyone have any long term expat experience there? Considering getting a job at an international school there.

>>2784707 (OP)
>yet I can't get the idea of it out of my head
doing a cheeky lil poo in the street?

>>2784707 (OP)
Upvoting the thread. Pajeets shat up the Internet so hard that I actually want to go to their cursed homeland now.
Seems like Kerala and Delhi are the best places to visit there.
>>2784711
I want to hire a jeet to go before me and beat other jeets with a stick. Also sex tourism too.

>>2784707 (OP)
Just go then and get done with it anon. (Assuming you’re not that stupid pajeet who keeps posting these threads)

>>2784707 (OP)
Do you enjoy breathing in shit particles from tens of thousands of people? Love to eat food prepared by guys who haven't washed their hands with soap in weeks? Think cow piss is a healthy ayurvedic beverage? Then India is for you!

>>2784900
Don't forget stepping on human shit everywhere you go.

>>2784900
I actually enjoy all of those things, how did you know?

>>2784707 (OP)
Perhaps I can help you out anon. I've been to Bindia twice but i am well researched. What exactly do you want to do and experience?

>>2784948
Not OP but see >>2784718

>>2784707 (OP)
>India Keeps Calling To Me
well you better get kitboga on the line then

>>2784707 (OP)
yeah india keeps calling to me too
it keeps asking me for gift cards for some reason
....
srsly i did work in india for a bit. not very long but it was more than enough for me
i know there are some people who thrive on the struggle to live a normal daily life there but fucks sake just dealing with the people pestering me in the street left me completely strung out every day. and that was before i had to deal with all the shit at work

>>2784718
give 'em AIDS while you're at it

>>2784707 (OP)
the big cities are hell
smaller cute tourist destinations are nice and enjoyable if you're into that thing

>take a delirant
>Wander into a slum
>Hawk some betel nut
>Stand in front of a curryslop and let the fumes and oils coat your skin
>Roll into some industrial byproduct trash
>Run around and give force massages to locals

>>2785079
>>2785124
MA'AM, LISTEN TO ME
DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

>>2785218
>snort some ketamine and pop a shant .50 in my private room
>wander out at 9am looking for a chai
>walk down the middle of the road like a hindu cow experiencing traffic flowing around you like a stream around a boulder
>find some fat yoga chick from canada
>bang her some how
>smoke hash by the ganges
>take local busses 1000km while doing bumps of K
>wind up in the desert after being in the snowy mountains days before
india's a trip

>convert at least $100 USD into INR
>get as many 10 INR notes as possible
>go into a busy street
>the more poor people, the better
>throw all that money in the air
>watch the ensuing chaos

>>2785434
I was laughing my ass off at all the India prime day and how commonly purchased ropes and chloroform was so it was a trending category

If you're not trolling here's some honest advice from experience. Everytime I go to Delhi, I get poisoned so badly that I end up with a chronic diseases that are very expensive to treat and have reduced the quality of life significantly. So, DONT FUCKING GO IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE.

>>2785494
Why do you still go there then?

>>2785504
I dont anymore bro. Made the mistake twice. Never again unless I can afford a nasa spacesuit to protect myself.

>>2785509
Is it really THAT bad?

>>2785517
Yes. Its insanely polluted in every aspect. Air, water, soil,food. There is literally heavy metals in the air that they dont even monitor - https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/delhi/heavy-metals-slip-through-air-gap-in-city/articleshow/121218450.cms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYcih8xg3iQ&pp=ygUWZGVsaGkgZ2FyYmFnZSBtb3VudGFpbg%3D%3D

>>2784707 (OP)
I expatted and coomed there. Ask me anything. I work online and am white. I was there last year for 5 months. It's a pretty big shithole though. Only thing I enjoyed was the food and easy women.

>>2784718
>Delhi
kek

>>2785652
Which cities did you go to? Which one was the best?

>>2785672
I've heard that outside of the biggest cities, India is a pretty much a no-go zone, especially if you're sexpating, because rural pajeets are even more violent and retarded.
>>2785652
>easy women
Tell us more. Is it true dating apps don't work there? How to find girls?

>>2785492
I feel bad for women who come to India and get raped by these weak pathetic weasels
they are so pathetic, early on I realized you could just shove them around if they try anything like budging in line or scamming or anything, they are so shocked to be shoved by a white guy but they will do nothing
I was playing kabadi (sp?) at the beach with a bunch of big indians and was ragdolling all of them, idk what it is but those people are weak as hell

>>2785756
>idk what it is but those people are weak as hell
The country has poorer health & nutrition standards, and many of them are vegetarian. You should not be surprised that you can overpower them.

>>2785673
>>2785681
I was in Delhi. Total shithole.
>best for dating
It's true that dating apps aren't very good there. There are just way too many horny fucking jeets there with that said it's much easier as a white guy. I mostly picked up girls through Instagram. I found them through the "nearby" feature or whatever it's called. Also some language apps and street pick ups. Only benefit to India is that it's much easier to find virgins to deflower and the girls on average have much bigger tits. I probably deflowered close to half a dozen jeeta girls.
Keep in mind that many hotels don't allow you to bring your gf in if your mixed race as jeet men are retardedly butt hurt about you fucking their women. You need to get an Airbnb.

I'm considering going back in September but it definitely won't be Delhi. Maybe Goa. I heard the women are easiest there. It's essentially their vegas/Miami.

>>2784707 (OP)
>Toronto is 10 years

>>2784707 (OP)
If you're a white man then you must travel to India and possibly SEA. India can turn even a Libtard into a raging race realist. Geographically the country isn't bad, it has some nice mountains. a desert, beaches. The only bad thing about India are the Pajeets. You'll never escape them, they're everywhere like ants.

>>2784707 (OP)
the air is terrible in Delhi. I couldn't imagine being there for more than a few days. Consider Bengaluru

>>2784707 (OP)
then go

It's challenging and fun. You can do whatever you want like walk barefoot in the city and then get on a bus and somewhere. I was taking the public bus and meeting hippie travelers and enjoying the moment. Also many interesting travelers

>>2784707 (OP)
its not even a shithole you can have a fun adventure in

the country is so insanely polluted that even the somewhat easier brown pussy doesnt make it worth it.

>>2785770
>Keep in mind that many hotels don't allow you to bring your gf in if your mixed race as jeet men are retardedly butt hurt about you fucking their women. You need to get an Airbnb.
is this actually true fucking lmao

>>2791234
>>2785770
It's the same in Arabic countries. India is easier though.

>>2784707 (OP)
>India Keeps Calling To Me
Is it the one about your windows being infected?

>>2791295
kek

>>2785770
>I found them through the "nearby" feature or whatever it's called.
Man, this can be a game changer... I'm less shy with dating apps though, I wouldn't even know what to text a random Instagram account.

>>2791247
Happened to me in Egypt. Missed out on sleeping with a hot Egyptian girl because of that...

>>2785494
heed this advice

>>2784945
Lmao as it should be

>>2791234
>is this actually true fucking lmao
This is common in many thirdie countries for different reasons. In most muslim countries they don't allow unmarried couples to share a room, in Latam they don't like visitors for security reasons.

>>2791326
Yah Egypt is the fucking worst of them. Fortunately I know the airbnbs that let me in with a girl. What's the story anon?