Thread 2789090

I'm visiting there next week (solo). What are the must see sights and what are some of the tips you'd recommend to get the most out of it?

Prague's a fun city to just wander around. The beers are always less than $2. It's the best beer you'll ever drink in your life. I never had a plan. I really wanted to book a bar crawl tour with a group and a local guide. I'm doing that next time.

I always post the same stuff, but here's my list. For food, my favorite restaurant was Klášterní šenk. It's inside the grounds of an old monastery. It's a little outside the main part of the city, but it's between the airport and downtown. Its all locals and good place to eat on the way into the city.

Another good place to eat is Mincovna. Best soup I've ever eaten. I'd also recommend going and doing a beer tasting at U Kunštátů. I got hooked on the kronuts from Oh Deer bakery too.
For girls, go to showpark market. I've heard good things about the Fear house, but I've never been.

Definitely rent a car for a day and drive to Kutna Hora to do the Sedlec Ossuary.

Avoid Black Angel's Bar. Huge tourist trap ripoff. Skip the Petrin tower. It's in a boring area with nothing but commie block housing.

Vitkov monument if 20th century history and modernist architecture interests you. Not many tourists. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Monument_at_V%C3%ADtkov

>>2789133
How’s the English there? What Czech words need to be known? Also any good nature areas?

>>2789140
will check this out, sounds very interesting

>>2789147
Everyone in the service industry speaks English. I never learned to say anything but hello and thank you and never had an issue.

We did have a problem trying to find parking in the city. It's more expensive to park for a night in a a garage than to stay in a hotel. So if you rent a car, don't try to keep it in the city. It's also hell to drive around in Prague because the roads are medieval and not designed for cars. I couldn't tell when we were on a street or on train tracks. I also got pulled over driving in a restricted area in the city. But outside the city is great. The roads are practically empty and there are cool backroads you can take. We explored a couple ruined castles.

can i pay for everything ( including metro and trams ) with a card or do i need to bring cash?

>>2789377
I didn't use cash once when I was there last year. Still always a good idea to have a small amount with you just in case.

>>2789133
Do I need a guide for Kutna Hora or can I just show up there and tour the Ossuary and whichever other buildings I want?

>>2789272
>We explored a couple ruined castles.
Could you link me to any of them? That's my sort of shit

>>2789572
There are a ton of ruined castles in Czech. We did a few over near Cesky Krumlov. Just pull up google and type in "castle ruins". We also did a castle tour at Karlštejn Castle. It's a cool little village not far from Prague.

Žebrák castle
Maiden stone, Dívčí Kámen
Castle ruins Pořešín

>>2789555
Nah. No guide needed. Just show up. It's a major tourist attraction in a nice city.

>>2789589
Did you do the river rafting in Cesky Krumlov? If so, what day, and were there many people? Where did you sign u9?

I live around here, I can give you a tour if you'd like. You want sight seeing or beer / pubs?

>>2789090 (OP)
>Czechia
stop it

>>2789133
>Avoid black angel's bar
What makes you say that? Had a wonderful time when I was there with good service. Prices were pretty doable too considering the prime location it's in. Agree with everything else you said (that I know about myself)

>>2789599
There were a few rafting places in town. We walked in and booked right on the spot, so clue which one it was. We did a self guided tour. They just drive you up the river and drop you off and float back to town and drop your raft off at the end. Zero hassle.

>>2790161
They sell $20 drinks in a dingy basement in a city where a beer is $1. You can literally walk upstairs to the bar and sit outside and drink the best beer in the world for a buck with a view.

>>2789991
imagine being this much of a travel-let

>>2789133
>For girls, go to showpark market
Isn't that place like 95% gypsies with the service level of any other shitty RLD?

What do you do to keep from getting pickpocketed? Should I have one of those chest fanny picks? Do I need one of those anti-scannable wallets?

Is Cesky Krumlow worth visiting?

>>2789090 (OP)
visit the churches

>>2793262
Hells yea it is. Awesome little town. Super scenic, cheap beer in a rad brewery, cheap Airbnbs, nice river to raft down, good food, good mix of locals and tourists. I want to go back and do České Budějovice, Pilsen and maybe Brno.

>>2789133
>The beers are always less than $2.
ok, i'm sold and visiting prague asap. keep seeing it in movies and looks beautiful.

>>2795125
>$2 beers
>$100 erotic massage
>$15 steak dinner

Last time I was in prague I was riding the tram thing and a homeless man got on and must of had literal shit in his pants for days and it was the worst smell ive ever smellt and everyone exited the tram

>>2790449
>They sell $20 drinks in a dingy basement in a city where a beer is $1
General rule for pricey cocktail bars is that you don't pay for the drink, but for the knowledge of not having to rub shoulders with any riff raff. As pretentious as that may sound it's true and doesn't make it a scam

>>2795995
Where can I buy tickets for this experience?

>>2792757
Just wear one of those elastic running belts under your t-shirt. If you don't wear a skin tight t-shirt it's usually not even visible. Works very well against armed robberies in high risk areas too if you keep a little money and a worthless phone in your pocket to hand over

>>2796002
Tickets are free for wild rides
I forgot to write "priceless" after tne homeless man story

>>2796004
Damn man do I really have to wear this shit just to not get pickpocketed in Prague

>>2796011
Yes. The yoga pants too

>>2796013
If I see a gypsy I don't know if I'll be able to control myself anon.

>>2789090 (OP)
What's with all the Czech amateur porn these days. The bitches are fkn sexy. Anyone have the QRD on why it's so prevalent over there? Anyone know where I can partake in one of them home orgys?

Brno>prague

are erotic massages worth it? i checked some salons out and they seem very clean and organized with top tier girls and are not some sleazy back-alley dumps which I imagined those places to be

>>2798717
Yeah theyre worth the $100 or whatever
Its just hit or miss if the girls are into it or all bratty or just dumb or bad vibes ya know

>>2796135
it's not 'amateur' at all, that's just marketing.

>>2789090 (OP)
there are no must see sights in Prague. the entire city is skippable

>>2798761
>into it
No massage girl is ever into it. They only pretend to be.

>>2799635
cool , post your experience

>>2799641
There were some who I thought were into it. They kissed me, we had sex (when only a handjob is customary), but, in hindsight, those girls probably offer sex to everyone who isn't a pig.

>>2799647
thats cool, did you tip? they probably know a tip mgiht come after some boom boom

>>2799655
I paid the typical amount they charge for a handjob, so it was included for free, basically. Also it was without a condom, which is extremely rare. Only 1 in 20 massage shops will do sex (where I live), and it'll be with a condom. So if a girl lets you fuck her without a condom, it's a sign she's into you. But like I said, in hindsight, she probably offers that to a lot of people.

Sad Man's Tongue was a comfy basement bar. Weird characters in there.

>>2799666
>in hindsight, she probably offers that to a lot of people
it's true, it seems the zoomettes learned that aids is fake and gay from tiktok or something and have been going wild lately

>>2798717
Decided to go there and wow, it went better than expected. Im a khv so having a chick with big tits and ass grind me on me with oil for an hour was great. Even got to suck on some titties and play with pussy (no sex though or bj). In hindsight I definitely prefer something like this than fuck some busted whore for 15 minutes who lays there like a fish or wasting time clubbing buying drinks for dumb sluts who have nothing interesting to say. Would recommend if you know what you're getting into.

>>2798717
I did this in Prague, it was a great experience. The girl I booked was a little to heavy. My own fault because I tought I wanted something to hold on to. Make sure you book you appointment with a /fit/ girl anon.

>>2798717
I'm seperating this from my other message because perhaps the jannnies want to remove this one.

I really liked how the girl jerked me off really intense. Way better than the happy ending I had in Thailand unironically. I also really liked I could book foot fetish as an extra and was allowed to lick the girls feet.

I've booked a 7 day trip to Prague in a few months, but I feel a little overwhelmed by all the things to do. I've never traveled before so I'm not entirely sure what to expect.

I'd like to take a trip to Koutna Hora and see the bone chapel and the church there. I'd also like to see some of the churches in Prague (like Tyn). Oh, and Stahov Monastery. Klementium library is also on my list, along with a dozen or so other places.

Trying to plan all these stops out is doing my head in a little. I'm not sure how much time I should spend in each place or whether I should plan less/enjoy being there a bit more.

>>2800805
3 days in Prague is plenty. Czech is an easy country to drive in outside of Prague. Rent a car for a couple days and go down to Budějovice and Cesky Krumlov. Stop at some castles along the way

Is there any way to know how long something would take? Like, if I tour some place, can I find out the time frame?

>>2801133
Bro, your autism is showing.

>>2799666
>if a girl lets you fuck her without a condom, it's a sign she's into you
Quality life advice from 4chan

>>2798761
>>2800106
>>2800750
>>2800751
Can I get by with just English in these places?

>>2803345
The languages the girl speaks are usually on the website. The girl who massaged me was fluent.

>>2799041
>there are no must see sights in Prague. the entire city is skippable
this lol. it's weird how big the old town is yet there's not a single architecturally impressive sight. compare to Krakow

>>2800895
>Czech is an easy country to drive in outside of Prague
not really, czech infrastructure and road network sucks, especially compared to Polish infrastructure and highway network

>>2803507
What's the best way to go about booking? Online or just role up and ask for a girl?

>>2801133
>Is there any way to know how long something would take? Like, if I tour some place, can I find out the time frame?
google maps shows how long people usually spend at a place

In Prague atm, any suggestions for Dive bars near Praha 1?

>>2805405
Depends on the salon. I booked online and payed in cash when I was there.

>>2806407
Any recs on good salons? It'll be my first time in Prague.

>>2803510
I drove all through Czech. The highways were nice and the backroads were easy to get around. I did get pulled over once for driving in a historic town where I wasn't allowed to drive, but they let me go with a warning.

>>2806761
It was my first time too. You will find your way friend.

>>2789090 (OP)
I went to the punkva cave tour near blansko it was awesome

>>2810632
Did you bus there? Any other details or advice for going?

>>2810634
I took the train to blansko and then a bus to Skalní Mlýn. From there you can take a short hike up to the top where the cave tour is or pay for a shuttle. All the information is on their website punkva cave tours

>>2789090 (OP)
>>2803508
Been reading through this entire therad and it realy does seem like Prag is boring city-wise unless you are there for prostitution.

I want to go somewhere at the end of August
>>2809943

Now I am a Witcher fan, but also a hiker and hobby landscape photographer. I dont want to photograph old buildings/cities unless I get a good landscape picture, meaning I need to be far outskirts. I already had my fair share of church photographs from Brüssels, Brügge, Antwerpen. I want nice hikes, where I feel tired at the end, have good food, and a cheap nice room to sleep and masturbate in. Not a fan of night life.
For some reason I think somewhere Krakow or Tatras might be cool. (pic related)

I just want some pics of something cultural specifically for the nation I'm in at this season.
Valencia has La Tomatina
Sweden has its official fermented fish celebration
What about other countries?

>>2810276
You have a point. Figuring it out as you go is part of the adventure. Thank you anon. Give my regards to the next friend you meet.

>>2794838
I agree on everything you've said about Cesky Krumlow, definitely worth it. I did a day in Ceske Budejovice as well on my way back to Prague and it's really not worth it, there's seriously nothing to see or do there, the town is absolutely dead. Better save that day and go somewhere else. Olomouc is supposed to be a great university city with tons of youth and happening stuff, and Karlovy Vary is kinda like Cesky Krumlow, a quaint old town that feels taken out of a fairy tale.

>>2811899
>karlovy vary
Any more details on visiting here? I am interested in staying a few weeks to relax and drink their healing waters

>>2811980
I haven't been, but it should be a cool place. There's tons of other bathing towns in the area (look at the names, all Bad etc) so you could do some interesting daytrips. There's Marienbad or Marianske Lazne in czech, the location for an old movie based on a poem by Goethe. You're really close to the German border. The cities in that area (Chemnitz, Zwickau) are post-socialist hellholes, but there's supposed to be some beautiful mountains in that area. Karlovy Vary is part of the Sudetenland, the area Hitler annexed in 1938, so do some history digging if you're into that.

I had this thing, it doesn't look like much, but it was one of the most delicious things I've ever tried and kept coming back for more daily. It's beef that melts in your mouth in a super fruity and sweet sauce, with some bread/dumpling things and whipped cream or jam.

I had it at U Glaubiců with some nice dark beer.

>>2812291
Looks delicious. The goulash I had at U Prince had bread just like that. It's a bit of a tourist trap (it's directly across from the astronomical clock in Prague) but I thought it was incredible. Probably one of the best meals I've had in Europe.

>>2789090 (OP)
>Czechia
I recommend Kyiv or Türkiye instead, Mr. Reddit.

>>2812291
What do you call this Czechian slop?

>>2803508
Wasn't all that stuff just built after the war? Fake reproductions?

>>2812374
you're thinking of warsaw

>>2810954
>Witcher
>landscapes
>photography
Why not look at the Trail of the Eagle's Nest? String of castles on cliffs between Krakow and Czestochowa (think this region geologically used to be next to parts the UK and New England yonks and yonks ago).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krak%C3%B3w-Cz%C4%99stochowa_Upland

>>2812760
Ugh, forgot to link the actual castles:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trail_of_the_Eagles%27_Nests

>>2805582
U vystřelenýho oka

Damn reading this thread Prague sounds really nice but I really don't want to go there alone and at this point I'm pretty sure the last friend I have to hang out with is gay so no way he'll be there interested in going there to fuck hookers.

>>2812373
Looks like svickova but the sauce is pretty dark. The dumpling thing is a knedlik.

Do czech women even entertain you if you're <180cm?

>>2812790
Is that you, Mark? Fuck you I'm not gay, I was just a little drunk that night and he kept insisting.

>>2789090 (OP)
Whores

>>2814922
I went to all the locations where streetwalkers are known to be but I didn't see any :(

>>2814930
>streetwalkers
I don't think you'll find any decent girls on the street in europe these days, you either have to go to a venue for whores or look online