[when arriving in a white country], Koreans and the Japanese can use the same lane as the "white countries passport lane", and they put the Korea and Japan flag on the signs.
but when you arrive in Japan, it doesn't matter if you're Korean or white, whatever. every non-Japanese person has to join a very long, very slow, zig zag line. and you have to fill at least 2 forms that they give you. the first form, basic info. how long are you staying. etc. the 2nd form is later. when you pick up your luggage. you just declare that you have less than 1,000,000 yen, etc. it's pretty quick. basic paper forms. fill it in quickly with a pen. it's no stress.
arriving at tokyo Narita airport, there's a very long, very SLOW, zig zag line. after a fucking 12+ hour flight. economy class. packed plane. with no fucking air conditioning. then you have to get the narita express. that ALSO has NO FUCKING air conditioning. and it takes 1 hour 40 min to arrive to shinjuku. dude. it's so long. and THEN, you can't check into a hotel, until after 3PM.

>>2789296 (OP)
>and it takes 1 hour 40 min to arrive to shinjuku.
Why the fuck are you staying in Shinjuku you massive retard

>>2789298
I like shinjuku, and I don't care if you don't like shinjuku. go wherever you want. if you don't like shinjuku and you want to go somewhere else, no one's stopping you, you massive retard.

oh, and you have to put your 2 index fingers on a fucking SCANNER aswell.
they don't do that to Korean and Japanese people, when they arrive in a white country.

>>2789299
I like Shinjuku but I'm not going to use it as my base for a Tokyo trip. Stay in Akabane for cheaper. You get access to the Utsunomiya, Takasaki, Keihin-Tohoku, Shonan-Shinjuku, Saikyo, Nanboku, and Saitama Railway lines.

>>2789303
yeah, whatever, retard. I don't care about those places. I want to stay in shinjuku. go wherever you want.

>>2789304
Fucking lol. I can picture you now with your black polo shirt, your khaki shorts, your bald head, your bony pale wrists. The only reason to NEED access to Shinjuku each night, instead of it being part of a trip around Tokyo, is for pathetic behavior.

>>2789296 (OP)
What's the point of this thread except broadcasting that you're an obnoxious american who starts seething and screeching if he isn't given special treatment everywhere?

>>2789305
never worn khaki shorts in my entire life and I'm not bald etc. go to asakusa and enjoy your pathetic boring temple or whatever the fuck, retard. I don't care. go wherever you want. I like shinjuku.

>>2789296 (OP)
Japs are offensively bad at organizing their airports. complete fucking clusterfuck, and the digital customs systems they introduced recently is like something out of 1986 that is even slower than the manual checks they used to do. and to make matters worse, because they are completely incapable of speaking english, they had to hire a bunch of pajeets to herd the foreigners around the airport and tell them where to go because they can't be bothered to just organize the fucking thing well in the first place.

complete fucking shitshow of a country when it comes to tourist infrastructure

Incheon is miles better, although the lines can also be bad when you're unlucky to arrive right after another 10 planes full of chinks

>>2789296 (OP)
>>2789331
ironically one of the best countries for immigration if you're from a white country (ie non-third world and non-USA) is now China. there is a tiny card to fill out but they just glance at it and let you through, no visa required, no nothing.

>>2789296 (OP)
>arriving at tokyo Narita airport, there's a very long, very SLOW, zig zag line. after a fucking 12+ hour flight. economy class. packed plane. with no fucking air conditioning. then you have to get the narita express. that ALSO has NO FUCKING air conditioning.
How fat are you that you have to complain about this so much?
> it's pretty quick. basic paper forms. fill it in quickly with a pen. it's no stress.
Or you know to use Visit Japan Web for all the QR codes and don't deal with this

I prefer NRT because how fast customs is to HND, not only that but the NartiaExpress let's me have a beer or two while getting my sim activated. Maybe don't be a retard and book HND next time if you have to be such a fucking baby about "I'm outside the city for me holiday!"

>>2789336
Haneda is more chill because you can just take a taxi to the city.

>>2789296 (OP)
its even better when you finally get to the train platform under narita to go into tokyo and some nip just killed himself on the tracks so the trains are fucked for the next couple hours

>>2789336
Pen and paper forms way more convenient tho, it literally takes no time because you fill out the forms on the plane.
I used VJW and got my goy code but still had to queue with everybody else for my passport to be mistreated by the dedicated jeet gaijin handlers.
The only way to avoid them is to fly in via literally any other airport besides Tokyo.

Western countries really need to step up their reciprocity game when it comes to shit like this.

>>2789300
Because white people try to bring in drugs with ease.

>>2789298
Oh look a gay contrarian. If you’re on vacation in Tokyo Shinjuku is the best place to be. Plenty of nighttime stuff to do in kabukicho after the trains stop and hotel inventory is huge in that area so you can get good deals

>>2789305
>t. Poor

If you can’t afford to stay in shinjuku you’ve been priced out of Tokyo. Congratulations, you’re literally lower in social class than a pajeet

>>2789332
Not even remotely true if you’re from the United States. Also you get waved through because there are like zero foreign tourists going to China, which I think is fucked up because China is an amazing country for tourism right now

>>2789444
I am a residentchad, I am never on vacation. I only stayed in Shinjuku once for work before and it was stupid. Maybe I would've stayed there before tourism went into overdrive in 2019, but I prefer not to step outside my lodging and see some American boomer so bloated that he looks like he's about to explode.

>>2789446
>Congratulations, you’re literally lower in social class than a pajeet
You're on a 90-day visa, you are hated by everyone besides the people you brought with you, even the other tourists. You are the lowest of the low and you pollute the streets with your bloated visages, like Dr. Seuss characters walking amidst humanity.

>>2789449
>his citizenship only allows him to stay 90 days without a visa

>>2789296 (OP)
Yes, it's always nationals and non-nationals in every airport anywhere. In the EU Schengen area is that for "nationals" but other than that it's still two lines. And as an amerifat you'll always be in that other line when going abroad.

>>2789360
You know VJW you can fill out 30 days before your trip
Have a QR code for Tax free purchases
Use the QR code to validate the purchase for another JR pass if you wanted
Use the QR code for some hotel chains

>>2789332
I thought it was "no visa required, but ONLY if you STAY for 10 days and under"?
(not that I give a shit, since I don't want to go to china. my social credit score in china is -10 billion. they hate me.)

>>2789336
perhaps you like roasting in a sauna, with fucking africa-tier temperatures. I prefer air conditioning. maybe the plane was old and their air conditioning was shit, I don't know. but the fucking narita express? no fucking air conditioning? for 1 hour 40 minutes? that's just ridiculous. it was hot as fuck. but once you get on the JR line, the air conditioning seems to be somewhat functional, all of a sudden. although they don't really crank it up that much. countless asians also complained that there was no air conditioning on the narita express. they kept trying to reach for the ceiling, and trying to adjust the air hole/fan thing. almost nothing comes out of there. just a tiny bit of air conditioning and it's not even cold. it's hot as fuck in there. it's like a sauna in that motherfucker. it's completely ridiculous. very, VERY disrespectful. you'd expect better from a fucking Japanese train. and about the very long zig zag line, do you enjoy waiting for 1 hour+ ? no one enjoys that. and I'm not using your "visit japan web" shit or getting any of your stupid retarded bullshit QR codes you fucking retard. I prefer to just use a pen and paper. it only takes a few seconds. why don't you get your fucking brain chipped too, while you're at it. and tape a webcam to your forehead that takes selfies of you 24 hours a day. you tech obsessed retard.

>>2789360
>I used VJW and got my goy code but still had to queue with everybody.
really?????! HAHAHA! some guy was telling such ridiculous LIES earlier, (in another thread on /pol/).
he said "You can fill out your forms online and literally walk through customs instantly. I've never waited."
LYING piece of SHIT!

>>2789446
he's one of those tourists that are like
"you have to go to buttfuck middle of nowhere and experience the rural areas!"
it's like, dude, fuck that, I'm trying to hang out with Japanese people etc in the center of tokyo. I don't want to go look at a tree or a temple or whatever the fuck, located buttfuck middle of nowhere, then take pictures of it, that shit sounds boring as fuck to me.

>>2789482
VJW means you don't have to fill out ADDITIONAL information at a terminal or answer things.

If you fly into NRT in the AM or afternoon it's usually empty meaning you do in fact walk right through. I think my record was literally 20 minutes from plane to out getting my sim card.

>>2789484
whatever. I guess it depends, then. sometimes the line is long. and sometimes no one's there.

>>2789481
>for 1 hour 40 minutes?
You fucking orb, that's the Keisei commuter line.

If it somehow is the Skyliner, I can't imagine how fat you would need to be to overheat on it. You are so fat and unsightly that the depths of your visceral fat undergo fission and produce heat. I would like to see you covered in glitter and lynched on a tree to serve as a decorative ball, God bless.

>Be OP
>20 stone of pure white mans gift to women needing to be reminded of imperialism
>Drink some warm beer at the bar "Ay lad it's nearly 15C! Can't wait to get on the sky car for some air con!"
>Booked basic economy... pound ain't what she use to be... but saved some quid for a lass there
>sit in middle seat, squished in more than the finals for NORF at the pub last year
>before landing ask me if I need the form to fill out for a bloody visa free visit UNBELIEVABLE! I'M FROM ENGLAND!
>realize my phone is wedged up into my bum hole by now, ahh whatever smart phones are for amerimutts
>fill it out because I'm not some NPC who can't enjoy a good old fashion pen on paper
>notice the line with a bunch of asian fellows walking through want to go there after finally getting out of the frying pan
>someone tells me I gotta go through the other hedge maze! THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE HOLIDAY!
>waddle to the trains sweating profusely and miffed a bit due to no alcohol in 2 hours since meal before landing
>KAY-SEY LINE WOT DAT?!?! YOU-NEO SKYLINER I JUST WAS IN A SKY TRAIN!! BAH JUST GIVE ME THE EXPRESS!
>just walk into some train grabbing the first seat I see (pink for some reason)
>now have to take a "express" that seems to take a fortnite
>waddle down to my hotel but it's only 1PM and DEMAND by screaming they know my heritage to check in! I don't care about your "rules"
>finally wait out looking at some lasses in the blazing 20 degree about to depart this realm realize it's 301

You get what you deserve you fucking wank. Try putting down the fish and chips. I'll be laughing as it's 50 out asking for a sweater whilst your fat american looking arse is sat on a bench about to die.

>>2789490
like I said, the anorexic asians (etc) also complained that there was no air conditioning on the narita express. they kept reaching for the ceiling, trying to adjust the air hole/fan thing, and wondering, why the fuck there wasn't any cold air blasting out of it. they were hot as fuck and hating every second of those horrible africa-tier temperatures, they absolutely hated the shit tier air conditioning in the narita express. 1 hour 40 fucking minutes on that motherfucker. it was horrible. fucking sauna.
and what's the weight limit? based on my height, I'm not even overweight, according to rush dot edu. I checked it. you're just a fatphobic retard who loves falsely accusing people of being fat. the narita express is shit and it has no air conditioning and that's a fact. the JR line has a bit of air conditioning, it's somewhat functional, but they don't crank it up much. it's on a low setting. probably they're trying to save money or something. you're the one who needs to be lynched. you're just jealous that I've had Japanese girls and you haven't. never have.

>>2789494
Then don't take the "Narita Express" you fucking thug

Take the SKYLINER

>>2789296 (OP)
>Ohmigod, airports suck bro! I had to queue for 27 minutes and 43 seconds at immigration!
>they don't keep the temp at 19 C for my fat ass, and hotels have universally standard check-in times, like WTF?

>you don't want to deal with retarded QR codes and get a brain chip? you're a caveman!
whatever you ugly chinese incel. white girls korean girls and japanese girls hate you. they love white men. the air conditioning on the narita express is shit, that's a fact, all the anorexic asians were complaining about it, constantly reaching for the ceiling, trying to adjust the fan, and wondering why the fuck the air conditioning was switched off/not functioning. and I don't drink alcohol, you ugly retarded low IQ jealous chinese incel. you're just jealous because you've never had a Japanese girl in your entire life and never will. I'm sorry, but they hate chinks. I never demanded an early check in, although they offered that option for 4000 yen. check in after 3pm is very common and it doesn't sound unreasonable. I was just saying, having to wait more, to check into a hotel, after a horrible 12 hour+ flight, 1 hour+ long zig zag line to check passport, then a 1 hour 40 min shitty narita express with no air conditioning, it's like the shit is endless, man. it takes a long fucking time, is all I'm saying. it's one thing after another. I never said "I don't care about your rules", you ugly jealous chinese incel. and I don't eat fish and chips.

there was no air conditioning at narita airport aswell. they completely switched it off.

>>2789497
You know the PAPER you fill out is probably more identifiable for someone who is schizo right?

They now have your handwriting style now. Can copy your signature. Forge documents. Enjoy getting "stopped" for a "random check" when you are trying to leave.

>>2789496
the anorexic asians kept reaching for the ceiling, trying to adjust the fan, wondering why the FUCK there was no air conditioning. they hated every second of those africa-tier temperatures. it was hot as fuck in that train.

>>2789494
>horrible Africa tier temps
Nigga, 26 C isn't hot. The Japs just wanted some fresh air so they didn't have to smell your B.O.

>>2789499
I don't give a fuck. I'm not getting a brainchip and I don't want to deal with your retard QR codes. enjoy your brain chip.

there's no air conditioning at narita airport.
there's no air conditioning on the narita express. that's a fact. cope all you want.

Imagine being in Japan, it's a nice afternoon, and you come to fucking /trv/ of all places to complain about how fat you are.

>>2789506
Japan isn't the perfect paradise of weeb fantasy, but complaining about non climate-controlled spaces in Asia is ridiculous. Everything is open-air here. The concept that temps should be 21 C everywhere and in every season, and that any deviation is akin to violation of some human right to be comfortable, that's uniquely American.

>>2789503
The anorexic Asian women are brainchipped by QR codes and I don't eat fish and chips you Chinese incel. Enjoy your zig zag line on the Narita Express. They tried adjusting the air vents but there were no ugly retarded korean fish and chips. Check in's after 3pm in Shinjuku on the zig zag anorexic Narita Express.

it's funny, you know. every hotel room has air conditioning that you can put on full blast. but when you arrive at narita airport? no air conditioning. get on the narita express? no air conditioning. get on the shinkansen? no air conditioning. lol. what the fuck is that shit? it's hot as fuck outside. turn it on, for fuck's sake. what the fuck

it used to be freezing cold every time I got on the JR line. they don't crank it up anymore. I don't know what happened. probably they're trying to save money, I guess.

>>2789508
enjoy your fish and chips and warm beer, you ugly brainchipped chinese incel who's never had an anorexic Japanese girl in his entire life, meanwhile I've had that many times. the air conditioning on the narita express doesn't work, that's a fact, there's no air conditioning on that fucking train.

amazing how the chinese incel gets SO ANGRY just because I said that there's no air conditioning on the narita express. clearly jealous about Japanese girls etc. why else would you be so angry, just for saying that there's no air conditioning on the narita express

>>2789447
>Not even remotely true if you’re from the United States
yes, he said it applies to white countries.

>>2789460
>it's always nationals and non-nationals in every airport anywhere.

>>2789495
not him Narita Express is the easiest connection to Shinjuku by far, pretty retarded to take Skyliner and then have to transfer to Yamanote

>>2789510
There was a push in Japan to be "environmentally friendly" and this includes reducing the usage of air conditioning. This is most noticeable on trains - some lines like Ginza get very uncomfortable for a large part of the year when they are crowded, and express trains like Narita Express will also use AC much more conservatively nowadays.

Of course this doesn't apply to winter. They will blast the heating up to 30C because god forbid that grandma gets cold :^)

>>2789546
good point. the skyliner, you arrive at "nippori" very quickly, ok, but then you have to get on the JR line for what, 45 fucking minutes of something? to get to shinjuku? an ultra packed train where people push you and shit. it's fucking uncomfortable. and you can't sit down. but the narita express takes you STRAIGHT to shinjuku. comfy seats. mostly empty train.

>>2789547
I knew it. it's the "muh environment, muh global warming, muh air condition le bad" bullshit. then you can't even open a FUCKING window either

>>2789547
I've never gone there in winter. but yeah. I can imagine that. do they seriously not crank up the air conditioning though? in the summer? it was only spring, recently. so maybe they were like, "fuck it, it's too early to turn it on for now. just leave it off."

>>2789545
very nice picture. thanks for posting.

>>2789331
I had a pajeet come up to me at HND for a "random security check" where he asked a bunch of stupid questions and needed to see my passport. The entire time i was wondering why tf there is a pajeet there and whether he was a real employee or some type of scammer. He only "random checked" the white people. He had to repeat every question 4 times because I couldn't understand him, and his breath stank.

>>2790070
at a lawson convenient store, there was a indian working. he kept refusing to speak english. he kept talking in japanese. so fucking stupid. just talk english, you fucking retard. I'm not japanese. he completely refused to talk english the whole time. desperately larping as a Japanese person, Japanese-speaking only person. it was so fucking stupid and retarded, honestly.

>>2790072
imagine. a white person and an indian person working in a lawson. talking to japanese to each other. because the stupid fucking retarded indian guy REFUSES to speak english. god, it was so fucking STUPID. he was such a fucking retard

>>2789296 (OP)
Then support your own kind and not foreigners duh

>>2789300
White countries scan your face. What's the difference?

>>2789303
>you get to be almost 1 hour away from central tokyo bro and be in the middle of fucking saitama
is that supposed to be a flex you poorcuck?

>>2790100
>you poorcuck?
This is rich coming from someone who's spent so little time in Tokyo that he thinks it would take one hour to get from Akabane to Shinkuku/Shibuya

>>2790132
maybe if you're a poorfag taking the train

>>2789296 (OP)
They are adding fast lanes just for koreans

Kpop wins again

>>2790138
Are you the idiot who rides around Tokyo sightseeing in a cab?

>>2789477
It's 14 days.
>my social credit score in china is -10 billion. they hate me
They don't even know you exist dumbfuck

>>2789491
>>2789497
I love how you only denied like 3 of the accusations made against you
> I don't eat fish and chips
kek

>>2789494
Major private railways like Keisei Electric Railway have air conditioners on their trains.
People in countries where schools are closed when the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius, and Japanese people experience temperature differently.
Also, in Southeast Asia and the Middle East, people use extreme air conditioning without considering environmental impact, economic efficiency, or human health.

>>2792149
cope. I was there just recently. the korean sissies (who wore ear rings and looked 110% gay) were in the long queue along with every single non-Japanese person.
that "muh korea" lane does NOT exist. fact.

>>2790132
it takes about 40 minutes, nippori to shinjuku, on the JR line. and the train is packed as fuck. may aswell say "fuck it" and take the narita express. then you have a nice seat, and you don't have to change train, etc. it takes you straight to shibuya, then shinjuku.

>>2792820
It takes 20 minutes from Nippori to Shinjuku by taking the JR Yamanote line counterclockwise.
The Yamanote line takes 60 minutes per lap, so did you go clockwise to Shinjuku?
Did the train pass through stations such as Akihabara, Tokyo and Shibuya on the way?

>>2792826
the JR line was packed as fuck. and I was carrying a large luggage. and people pushing me etc, trying to get onto the packed train. it's fucking impractical. narita express, you get a nice seat, with your own special narita express platform, and you don't have to change train.
the skyline is shit. I don't want to go to nippori. I want to go DIRECTLY to shibuya, or shinjuku.
about the JR line, I went counterclockwise, from akihabara to shinjuku. but it said "clockwise" on the thing, even though it was actually counterclockwise.

>>2792820
I admit, skyline sounds better and quicker, but, I don't want to go to nippori. and I don't want to change train and take the ultra packed JR line. the narita express is much better for me. I want to go directly to shibuya, or shinjuku.

>>2790072
>>2790075
I used to assume every non-East Asian in this country could speak English, and I would default to English whenever they're around, but I quickly realized that a lot of these people simply just can't speak English.
They came here for a reason (work?) and so they learned Japanese, rightfully so, and not English, because they're in Japan. Specially the ones working low skilled labor jobs, there's a reason why that's the only job they can qualify for.

>>2792833
Perhaps you boarded the train with a large piece of luggage during the rush hour of the 7 to 9 AM or 5 to 7 PM commute?
If so, I bet the other passengers were even more stressed than you were.

I did a lot of dexamphetamine on my 4 week japan trip and had a blast. Now I don't know if japan is really that amazing, or if it was just the drugs. kek

>every non-Japanese person has to join a very long, very slow, zig zag line
Don't like it? Pay up for the Japanese version of Global Entry (trusted traveller). Except you won't qualify because you're a bum with no real career or income (no, unemployed speculator does not count as an occupation)

>have to fill at least 2 forms that they give you
I literally used the wifi in the airplane and filled out the page on the govt website. generated QR code which the immigration and customs agent scanned and waved me past

>after a fucking 12+ hour flight. economy class. packed plane
If you want to admit you're poor, just come out and say it

>then you have to get the narita express. that ALSO has NO FUCKING air conditioning. and it takes 1 hour 40 min to arrive to shinjuku
The Narita Express IS fully air conditioned, except where it says weak air conditioned car. Imagine being so fat and sweaty a/c doesn't work on you.

Don't like the Narita Express travel times? Pay for Keisei Skyliner instead. JR lines are winding indirect because it's a patchwork of railways that once got nationalized and then broken up. Keisei Skyliner literally has new tracks built on the remnants of the stillborn Narita Shinkansen killed by local NIMBYs and runs straight AND fast

>you can't check into a hotel, until after 3PM
Why don't you have hotel status and just ask for early check-in? I checked in early at every single chain property I stayed at on a recent trip and was always accommodated except when they were truly sold out

>>2789296 (OP)
> Narita
> Not flying in to HDN
Face it dude, you're poor and you will be aptly treated

>>2789296 (OP)
The UK's system of treating all decent countries the same is based. Think its
>EU
>Anglosphere
>JP/SK/Singapore
Just use an e-gate and then you're free to spend your money.

>>2789552
You say that even the air-conditioning temperature on the train is set too high,
but if you open the windows of the train, it will be hot and humid like hell inside the train.

>>2789545
>and Liechtenstein
lol

lol. you act like you fly a concorde and arrive in tokyo in 2 hours or something. what a retard.

>>2789296 (OP)
>white countries passport lane
????

>>2789305
Where did that image come from, kind of funny

>you need to go to asakusa temple, and then travel to buttfuck middle of nowhere, and take pictures of a bonzai tree! hanging out with Japanese people irl in shinjuku is pathetic! muh CARGO SHORTS!
enjoy your pathetic bonzai trees and temples. me, I don't care about that stuff. I want to hang out with Japanese people. and I've never worn cargo shorts in my entire life.

>>2793348

>>2789545

>>2789296 (OP)
i wish all you stupid tourists would fuck off and go to korea instead. please fuck off

>>2793766
I'm not a tourist. never have been. why don't you fuck off to korea, since you seem to love the place so much.

>>2793828
>not a tourist
>complaining about having to queue with tourists
If you weren't a tourist you'd have a residence card and that means you don't have to queue on the tourist lane.

>>2789310
Is OP even an Ameritard? The passport fingerscanning thingy at customs happens to everyone who enters the US by plane.

>>2792819
Kchads go to Japan to fuck prime japanese femboy bussy

>>2789305
Lets not throw the fashion out with the pedophiles. Khaki Short + Sandals is beachcore.

>>2789449
next time I visit Japan we can meet up in Shinjuku and explore. I bet its lame but thats still worth seeing no?
You cant be a hermit with me. I can make you come out of the cave.

>>2794273
>If you weren't a tourist you'd have a residence card and that means you don't have to queue on the tourist lane.
This. I have PR, and love skipping past the hordes of tourists waiting in line for hours. Feels good.

>>2794290
*every foreigner who enters the US by plane
US citizens are exempted. We can even waive the facial recognition photo, but that subjects us to further scrutiny. In any case, the photo is deleted after 48 hours.

>>2792858
Hotels in Japan usually offer free luggage storage even before check-in.
You can leave your luggage early and check in after returning from sightseeing.

>>2789444
>Plenty of nighttime stuff to do in kabukicho after the trains stop
why do americans gravitate specifically to one of the only areas of japan where you're guaranteed to get harrassed by africans?

>>2794386
I've surprisingly rarely met any americans there compared to Roppongi where they are everywhere.
4 out of 5 people I bump into are euros looking for drugs or australians