Anonymous
5/30/2025, 10:08:01 PM No.2789717
Moments when you realize that you're in a third world country.
For me it was Puerto Vallarta. We're at a nice resort and someone in our group stepped on a sea urchin and got a bunch of spikes in her foot. We help her in to the shore and ask the hotel for the first aid kit because we need tweezers. They bring back a nasty dusty box, inside the box is a used alcohol pad, an empty bag of skittles, 1 random white pill and some toenail clippers.
The next day, we go up to do a zipline on the top of a mountain. The rain starts coming down like a Hurricane on the way up.
"Surely, the bus will stop" I say after we're pushing through a literal 3 foot deep river of water and mud coming down the road. We slid all over the road. We almost went over the side of the mountain at least 6 times. Those Mexicans wanted our $30 so badly that they would kill everyone on that bus to get it.
The next day my friends wanted to do a boat trip. I told them "I'm not going out on a boat with these Mexicans. If you guys go, make sure to check for life jackets." They came back and said that when they asked to see the life jackets, the captain opened a compartment in the seat to show them, and the only thing in the life jacket compartment was an empty bottle of Sprite. They were going miles out to sea and the crew didn't know what had happened to the life jackets. They only knew because my friends had asked. It could have been years since anyone thought to look.
For me it was Puerto Vallarta. We're at a nice resort and someone in our group stepped on a sea urchin and got a bunch of spikes in her foot. We help her in to the shore and ask the hotel for the first aid kit because we need tweezers. They bring back a nasty dusty box, inside the box is a used alcohol pad, an empty bag of skittles, 1 random white pill and some toenail clippers.
The next day, we go up to do a zipline on the top of a mountain. The rain starts coming down like a Hurricane on the way up.
"Surely, the bus will stop" I say after we're pushing through a literal 3 foot deep river of water and mud coming down the road. We slid all over the road. We almost went over the side of the mountain at least 6 times. Those Mexicans wanted our $30 so badly that they would kill everyone on that bus to get it.
The next day my friends wanted to do a boat trip. I told them "I'm not going out on a boat with these Mexicans. If you guys go, make sure to check for life jackets." They came back and said that when they asked to see the life jackets, the captain opened a compartment in the seat to show them, and the only thing in the life jacket compartment was an empty bottle of Sprite. They were going miles out to sea and the crew didn't know what had happened to the life jackets. They only knew because my friends had asked. It could have been years since anyone thought to look.
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