At what age is it objectively and unquestionably cringe to go out clubbing, partying etc. when traveling?

It seems to me that you can easily get away with it in mid-30s if you look young. Can one push it even further? Of course if you're balding or fat you shouldn't be going clubbing even if you're 21.

>>2790013 (OP)

What people find weird is people acting like someone they're not supposed to be. You can be a 40-year old dude who loves to party, drink, and go clubbing.
What you can't be is 40 years old with no friends trying to solo clubs. That makes people wonder why you're alone, and the answer is that you're probably trying to go for some young pussy, which automatically makes people think you're a weirdo, and it's not like you can argue your case in a fucking night clubs.

You should also try to hang out with people your age, you'll look more legit that way. The idea is to either not stand out, or be such an engaging person that you stand out in a positive way.

But if you're truly out there just to fuck, it's either too late or you gotta be extra sneaky. Women who go there aren't looking for people like you, to be quite honest.

>>2790013 (OP)
>16-18
Finally got your first fake state card willing to cheese it whilst on holiday with the lads, perfect age.
>18-20
Prime time of your life, women are fun flirty and good looking whilst you may get tired more earlier you're having the best time of your life.
>21-23
over the hill but cans till get away with it, hair is beginning to thin a bit, you're out of uni, it's time to start settling down but you can get away with it telling people you're here for a lad getting married and shag
>23-25
Last of the summers wine, you can get away with it SEA maybe but not here in Portsmouth unless you want to look like a divorced dad or loser loner
>25+
No hope you're hairline is easily going to scare most people away, you're not in shape and it's hard to stay alert after working even on holiday.

>>2790013 (OP)
>At what age is it objectively and unquestionably cringe to go out clubbing, partying etc. when traveling?
you change the type of club

just don't go to clubs where high schoolers go when you're 30+
in my mid sized european city there are 2 clubs mainly visited by 40yo+
some that target 20s to 30s and some that target teens to early 20s

All young people in Europe are broke so it's mainly pathetic because you're 40 and still broke. I'm sure there are more up-scale clubs for older people, but why go to one unless you're a drug addict?

>>2790020
subtract two from every number here and it's spot on.

>>2790020
> >23-25
>Last of the summers wine
Cope more, old fuck. 23 is already the beginning of the end.

I don't care about parks, buildings, scenery or museums. All I do on vacation is drink and go clubbing because it's the only way I'm confident enough to talk to other people. What, I'm gonna hike to a mountain top by myself to have an experience I can not share with anyone?
I'm 35 and fat by the way but I still go out. I do look younger though, people usually guess me in my 20s.

>>2790013 (OP)
I’d say past the age of 30. One thing I didn’t appreciate until now is as you get older you simply can’t tolerate it. I hate being around young people. They’re loud and retarded. I don’t even like leaving my house anymore

It depends on location too imo. Vegas average age at the clubs is probably 35 especially for men.

>>2790013 (OP)

figure out what type of club music is truly your vibe and target places for that.

>>2790101
You mean which type of electro trash DJ shit? You're not supposed to actually like that crap it's just background noise for people on drugs

>>2790013 (OP)
After 25 - unless you're actually partying, where the club is about appetizer for an afterparty at the hotel or whatever.

Imagine clubbing without a group and an afterparty planned. That's the sort of dumbass shit lonely nerds who get into ancient pua horseshit actually believe works.

>>2790013 (OP)
I went for the first time last year. It was lame
the music was shit and everyone danced awfully
I dont understand why would anyone go to these clubs
the bouncer was pretty great because he didnt let in any jeets or black men

>>2790013 (OP)
im almost 30 but I look like im 21/22. i am now finally old enough that I look like I fit in at a club

>>2790013 (OP)
Mexico is full of low-inhib boomers who get drunk and party until bedtime.

>>2790160
It's not about dancing, certainly not with randos, and hasn't been for years. The hotties probably came with guy friends, who had a table, and were really there to vibe before bouncing to a house party.

>>2790168
>im almost 30 but I look like im 21/22
>>2790081
>I do look younger though, people usually guess me in my 20s.
>>2790013 (OP)
>if you look young
you all look like the degenerate boomers that you are, I guarantee it. people lie to your face because they see that not playing along and keeping up the lie would make you cry

>>2790179
Nah I didn't get the proper 20's experience bcause I looked 17 until I was 24 and 19 until I was 28

>>2790127
worked for me

Holy shit this thread is cringe
You zoomers are fucking pathetic insecure bitches
Grow some balls you fags

>>2790200
answer the question then

>>2790200
this
>>2790229
he did, you're just retarded

>>2790091
> everyone is retarded except me
sure mate

>>2790081
> fat
ngmi

there are some proper basement dwellers ITT giving their opinions when they shouldnt.

Are you guys really losing your hair at 25?

>>2790200
Sorry, but 23 is the new 30

>>2790017
Bitch women who go to these places are looking exactly for people like me

Holy shit, most of you are huge doomers and losers. I'm in my 30s and still pulling.

>>2790020
>25+ No hope you're hairline is easily going to scare most people away, you're not in shape and it's hard to stay alert after working even on holiday.
Speak for yourself. None of that applies to me but whatevs.

>>2790516
30s is the easiest age to pull lol, only losers who let themselves go say otherwise

>>2790013 (OP)
Just act young but don't act immature and your hairline and wrinkles might be sexy to women, lots of daddy issues chicks out there.

>t. guy too old for clubs trying to help out

>>2790892
Idk man, in my 20s I would get tons of tinder matches and hookups. Now I'm 34 and I can't get shit. I'm handsome (not Chad, but solid 8/10), fit, 6'2, good personality and 120k salary. It's pretty fucking dire out here. even the 37 year old leathery ladies won't match me. The CJ k is going on?

>>2791012
you're doing something majorly wrong

same age as you, kinda similar salary (but euro), also /fit/, though taller
and I absolutely don't have a problem getting matches

salary doesn't even play a big role
most decisive factors are probably
>professional photos on dating apps (friend I travel often with is photographer so got an advantage here)
>dressing nicely & being fit
>being a great conversationalist (in person)
and the last one is definitely the most important one

because if I had to guess
~1/2 of the women I meet is through apps, the other half meeting on random occasions like group tours, bars, waiting in line etc.

>>2791012
post hairline

maybe you're not really fit

>>2791021
>>professional photos on dating apps (friend I travel often with is photographer so got an advantage here)
>>dressing nicely & being fit
These always seem so try-hard. I dunno I have a professional pic of me in a suit, then normal pics of me with senpai, me doing cool shit. If I can't get matches when I go to Czech, then I gotta rework my strategy.

How in depth is your profile write-up? Too try hard seems cringe at our age, so I keep it light

>>2791012
Yeah, you're fucking old. It's well known that dating apps push over 30s down in the priority queue they use, unc. 30+ yo men existing scares what few hoes actually use the apps, so you're suppressed, Christmas cake nigga.

>>2791073
Thx, my second day of using the app abroad and I have a date scheduled for later tonight. She's from my country so it's a bit of a cheat, but if I'm meeting her, it's a guaranteed bang at this point. Can't believe Bumble came through after I was shitting on it lol

>>2791075
You can overcome this with a good profile and money honey, but dating apps don't want old men being shown to women. Or else it would be as much of a sausagefest as Ashley Madison was revealed to be.

Holy shit, most of you are pathetic. It's cringe when you feel cringe, otherwise you are in a foreign country where fucking no one knows you. Have fun, it's the whole purpose of the trip. And all this shit about 23 being the new 30, well I fucking hated myself when I was 19, and now I fuck 25yo zoomers without asking for fucking anything. I look a bit younger than I am, but more importantly I have conversation, I've read books and lived, and ladies like that. Between that, and the "is it okay to go eat alone?" thread, you can't convince me sexpats haven't ruined this board.

>>2790013 (OP)
You can be straight up old if it's local or in any way alternative. Every golf club has those very normal looking old couples that clearly like own a townhome or something down the street but they still have their band shirts and leather jackets.

If you mean ordering shots and talking to drunk girls the assumption is by middle age you should have the capital which is just hire prostitutes.

>>2790013 (OP)
I am 45 and I go clubbing. In Poland it's normal. Liberal woke zoomers exist but they do not dominate the scene, and I pulled a 19 alternative scene girl last month ago who wanted "revenge" against her boyfriend. Plenty young people drink and get fucked up here along with 40+ year olds. I even see 50-60 year olds at clubs

>>2792393
i think this board is full of american zoomers

as you say, go clubbing in europe as a real adult is completely fine. I'm 35 and im being approached by women who look so young i have to ask them why their parents allow them to stay up this late

>>2792393
> I pulled a 19 alternative scene girl last month ago who wanted "revenge"
Unfathomabley based and inspirational
>39yrold boomer

>>2792401
>i think this board is full of american zoomers
If anything it's the opposite, most americans don't even start club going until 20-21 due to insane drinking laws.

I'd be willing to be most the people posting are Brits or Canadians feeling too old after coming off coof lockdowns. Most americans I've run into are going to the most basic clubs imaginable in an obvious tout filled scam area feeling like a millionare because they got some mid tier slag to drink with.

>>2790020
Ok boomer. Everyone knows if you’re 16 you’re already way too old to be clubbing. I did most of my clubbing from 10-14. You’re just trying to justify being an old fuck. 11-12 is prime clubbing age

the obvious answer is that it depends on the club culture in any given area.

if you're in America clubs are 50/50 split between restaurants that have a bar + dance floor and meat markets. people get bored of it by 25
if you're in Western Europe/Australia everyone just chases events/DJ's around and there's no real ceiling to the age group, scenes are pretty segregated and if you're not tapped into a group it's gonna suck regardless, might not even get in
if you're in eastern europe it's zoomer shitfest
if you're in the non-gooner parts of Asia the dancefloor is dominated by zoomers and if you're over 25 you ought to get a table

clubbing is dead in the UK and Canada, thank you ranjeesh and jamal

>>2792591
oh gretta....I didn't know it was like that...
I'll turn the lights off before I leave the house now to conserve energy for sure...

>>2790013 (OP)
It's always cringe no matter how old you are. Do what you want fag

>>2792591
Honestly I think 12 is too old. My mates and I mainly clubbed when we were 6-7. By the time you’re a 12 year old boomer it’s usually too late. Women won’t even look at you by then

>>2791012
>tinder
That is your issue idiot

>>2792806
They’ll never get it anon… thank God most of them are non-White are contribute to their falling rates. For any White man, dude. It’s not rocket science. The very fact that you are here tells me you don’t get out enough. When I was in my late teens I’d get laid with beautiful White women just by saying hello, or, don’t know the time. That’s it. Just be White, be confident, and that’s it. Honestly

>>2791012
I like how guys think women can see your money through the screen are you remembering to use lots of 100 dollah bills nigga and lots of gold rings, chains, diamond encrusted watches, pull up in a sick Honda Trailsport?

Chadno Tank is in his late 50s, if he went clubbing no one would care. Its all appearance, actual physical being. Young women with old flabby men only feels wrong cuz the latter are gross, not becuz of their chronological age

>>2793096
A black pill and white pill in one

>>2790013 (OP)
45

>>2790013 (OP)
Incel thread

>>2790013 (OP)
You could go at any age but the question is how long will you actually want to? At around 21, I already lost any interest in boring shit like 'partying' or 'clubbing', I wouldn't go there for free. I doubt many people aged 0 actually want partying in clubs.

18-25: appropriate
25-30: As long as you can control yourself and not drunk in public
30-59: Fuckin loser
60+: Okay its funny because you are now like the 6 flags guy of the party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbXSbP-wEFU

OK cool: https://youtu.be/xvH48Oup8As?t=1686

Not cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPSlk4EwKHw

>>2790013 (OP)
hostels are where you meet women and have far higher chance of fuq
>meet girl when you're both sober or near sober at cafe/bar top in lobby
>ask where she's from, compare and contrast life style for a half hour
>ask if she wants to run to a bar or grab a meal, see some sights on the way down
>when you're a bit sloshed start getting personal, touchy maybe and go for a kiss
>go back to hostel and try to cram in the shower
>360 degree and walk away
idk maybe it's cause I'm american or not balding and not short but I've been with one or two women practically every week I've stayed in europe
counterpoint is I'm full spaghetti with american women, even traveling cross country they all seem the same. If I travel in the states I pretty much just vibe and enjoy the sights than look for pussy

>pro-tip: east and south asians put out within an hour

I just did the backpack euro hostel thing at 35
I look 25 but have the vivaciousness of a 50 year old
So visually I could fit in but I am so used to being anti social weirdo I would just hang out on the side and glare at everyone
I also don't care about their dumb rules or like having 20 year old girls tell me what to do so I would keep getting yelled at
Really I don't know why you would WANT to do this past, say, 27 or so. It really mostly sucks.

>>2799040
why not just get a private room in a hostel
best of both worlds

>>2799057
Because he's larping

>>2799057
>>2799061
because I'm a jew money hoarder, shower is free and fun

>>2792415
Nightclubs aren't even a thing in 90% of America. House parties are where American zoomers hook up.
>>2793096
If you have a weary looking face, you're not gonna have any luck.
>>2799040
>>2799057
You niggas always tout hostels, but at every hostel I've been to, the hot girls NEVER loiter around the common areas waiting to be chatted up by random guys. The only time you see them is in passing in the hallway, and in the shared bathroom. There's usually a blown-out travel roastie or a fat uggo in the dining area that you can chat with, but that's about it. If you have a private room, then no you're not creeping around the dormitory hitting on the girls laying in bed. Don't underestimate how frigid European women can be. They won't tolerate being harassed in the shared shower room.

>>2790013 (OP)
if you are 35+ and dont have a local bar where you are one of the younger people youre ngmi, if you have to have bass loud enough to drown out your faggot personality while you spend 25$ on a cocktail in order to get HPV, there are retards at all ages so enjoy.

>>2790081
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p1VK8zBOyuk?t=73

>>2790028
>you change the type of club
Yeah this.
I'm in my 50s and travel globally for work. Instead of dumbass clubs full of morons that are "supposed to be having fun," you hit higher-end cocktail lounges with cool people and hotter milfs. Its much better, trust me.

>>2790013 (OP)
recently met some bisexual bald 44 years old clubbing who shared his mephedrone with me, age is just a number bro

>>2792597
This anon summed up pretty good.

Are you sure about the scene being dead in UK and Canada? I agree with your vision, but Vancouver or Manchester are beyond dead.

30s is fine. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. You just need to avoid the girls just doing it for Instagram

33 here, kids weren't able to keep up

34 here, I still go clubbing but I actively want to kms myself everytime I do

>>2802349
>sharing mephedrone - of all drugs - with an old balding fag
kek, imagine being this desperate.

There's no way an oldhead over the age of 35 should be out clubbing