So what are tourists doing all day in tropical places?

The nature looks really nice, but I don't understand what else seems appealing to people.

>>2792001 (OP)
This is because whites believe that exposure to the sun gives vitamins to the skin.

>>2792001 (OP)
I feel the exact same way. Flopping your ass on the beach all day does not appeal to me.

>>2792001 (OP)
Consooming, what else?
If you're poorfag you're limited to walking and gawking, which gets old after a while no matter how beautiful the setting.

>>2792001 (OP)
>So what are tourists doing all day in tropical places?
swimming,
sunbathing,
sleeping / reading / just chillin on the beach,
snorkeling,
diving,
stand up paddling,
massages / spa,
eating,
drinking,
"hiking" around the island,
explore other islands,
guided birding / nature tours,
kayaking (tours),
archeological tours,
art classes like weaving or Polynesian dance (of course depends where you are),
music lessons like tō’ere, ukulele or pahu,
whale watching,
fishing,
traditional fishing lesson,
playing beach volleyball

or do you need more?

>>2792001 (OP)
You go there with your GF/wife, rent a private apartment, enjoy the view and fuck like rabbits but yeah you wouldn't understand that.

Well you swim and the bigger the waves the more fun it is to swim in them. There's also snorkeling, scuba diving if you're committed, jet skis, more exotic stuff like parasailing. I assume none of us are sailors.

I personally have a spiritual need to swim, cycle and lift naked. You can't do that when it's super hilly and it's raining and 40° half the year. For this reason I really like the tropics and the desert but because of forced exposure to it I absolutely despise mountains and pine trees.

Everyone in the Pacific Northwest is constantly sick The people are autistic and spiritually sallow they smell bad from being cooped up inside no one has a sense of hygiene on their person let alone their homes it's completely disgusting you can't physically interact with anything the mountains are purely theoretical no one you know has climbed Rainier and you're not going to do the wonderland trail. You're not even going to touch the moss because it's fucking wet 3/4 of the year and it's freezing to the touch. You just have with your hands in your pockets walking as fast as you can through this oh so glorious nature not touching any of the freezing wet dirty wood or moss. Cycling is an absolute nightmare because of the hills and the constant cold wind and rain fucking rainrainrain 9 months out of the goddamn year it's like starting from scratch every single year seasons my ass more like entropy. The days get down to maybe 6 hours of deeply cloudy freezing rain and wind in the winter everyone goes crazy and starts binge drinking I've never seen so much actual alcoholism.

Now by comparison you can do anything you want anytime you want you have all the freedom in the world and you'll be the healthiest most beautiful version of yourself . Time moves differently I mean if time is when the sun rises and sets and the constraints of cyclical seasons time is not the same near the equator and your body and mind react accordingly. Welcome to eternal life.

>>2792286
And the night feels like the crushing weight of the hadopelagic depths 10 ft above your head. No moon no stars nothing just absolute complete blackness at the lowest possible point of the year which is in this moment the lowest point of your life complete crushing utter darkness for the next 16 fucking hours. You will wake up to this, go to work and get out again right in time for the all-consuming void to greet you as every afternoon.

>>2792286
Ever tried sunning your anus?

>>2792001 (OP)
Sitting on a beach reading books and swimming is based

>>2792286
Boo hoo you get more sunlight than in the UK

A lot of it revolves around spending time with partners and physical activities.

If you surf then there really isn't a better environment to do it, mildly warm water, warm air, clear clean water, lots of reef producing a large variety of waves, islands produce consistent wind patterns and wind protection for waves. Basically the gold standard for surfing.


I'm always confused why this board loves to shit on the tropics so much while singing the praises for Thailand. I admit the food isn't as good, but it says a lot about you if your only past-times are food and pussy. Real ape brain shit

>>2792001 (OP)
Enjoying the beaches
Drinking alcohol
Getting laid by the locals

>>2792327
>If you surf then there really isn't a better environment to do it
yeah it's cool, but there are plenty of other good spots to Surf

just to name a few
>Gold Coast, j-bay, Oahu, Bali, Cloud 9, Mavericks
are all extremely good surf spots as well that don't lack in any way

also French Polynesia (or others) are really, really far away from anything
my all time favorite surf destination is the French Atlantic coast south of Bordeaux, think Hossegor
and one of the reasons for this is that it's "just" a ~8h train / ~10h car ride / ~2h flight instead of 24h+ of flights

>>2792062
sex with locals, obviously

Read books listening to the sound of the waves, work out, get drunk in the evening with locals and tourists alike, fuck local and tourist chicks.
Fuck I miss Colombia, wish my job allowed me to live in Magdalena or La Guajira.

same as when people go to the cottage or a holiday home.
enjoying not being at work, being somewhere beautiful. maybe there some boat activity. get some sun or fresh air. have some drinks or have some nice meals.

>>2792001 (OP)
If you want to be busy all day dooooing stuff, why not go the fuck back to work, you wagie drone? I'm sure your boss has a nice big list of things you can doooo.

If you can't appreciate it (or are too poor to appreciate it), you are not the target market and are not welcome. Applies to everything else in life

>>2792001 (OP)
To meet tourists of the opposite sex, from the higher economic class, many of whom are there for the same reason.

I think these type of vacations only work if you're newly in love or have a 10/10 wife.

I've been with my wife for eight years and the sex is more of a chore than anything at this point and she's annoying so the thought of sitting with just her in a beach bungalow for a week sounds like hell. I try to plan vacations where we are constantly moving and active. But if I could go with like a sugar baby or something and just flirt and fuck each other's brains out there's probably nowhere better. I think it would also suck alone for similar reasons. You need to be in a relationship where the sexual attraction is still sky high and you love spending time together.

>>2792001 (OP)
>Wake up at 9h30
>Go to the beach
>Swim and splash in the water for 3h straight because it's so warm and comfy
>Go to the room and have a shower
>14h00 hit the buffet
>15h30 hit the pool and get mildly drunk at the bar till 19h30
>Go to the room, have a shower and a wank, rest a bit
>21h00 hit the buffet
>23h00 hit the bar and get drunker
>01h00 hit on the belgian nurse, get rejected, go to the room, have a wank and go to sleep

Repeat for 7 days except no more chicks to hit on and did the touristy on day six.

Honestly it was a fun experience going to a 5* resort with two mates and one's gf and just do nothing but indulge in mindless behavior but for the money spent I wish I had just got a flight to SEA and be a bum for an entire month.

>>2792001 (OP)
Its basic white trash shit. Only liberal voting gated crackers go to these locations. I go for the therapy and unwind these crackers go there cause its the most basic thing the cracker mind can comprehend

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>>2792035
Neets lmao

>>2792001 (OP)
Sunbathing improves morale

>>2794225
>I've been with my wife for eight years and the sex is more of a chore than anything at this point and she's annoying so the thought of sitting with just her in a beach bungalow for a week sounds like hell.
jesus
why are you even with her
just get a divorce already

i'm with my wife for 8y as well and if sex would've gotten a chore or I wouldn't even enjoy a week alone with her I'd probably just kms
your life really sounds shitty

>>2792001 (OP)
I like to sip mai thais on the beach, simple as.

Used to work a seaplane pilot in an environment like this. It was about a 70 minute round trip and I did at least one run a day for the mail. Sometimes a second or third. There ain’t much to do, I spent most of my day fishing and grilling. The med school provided a solid churn of decent women to date and fool around with. Tourists could be fun, but you get sick of it.

These places so third world its actually quite annoying. Shit just doesn’t work. The whole “island time” thing is real, nobody gives a shit about being punctual or doing a good job. For a time it’s pretty fun just bopping to the few places there is to really go in your little Honda motorcycle, but eventually the walls close in.

Learn to dive, it’s a good time. Frowned upon for pilots but I did it anyways.

>>2794225
you show me the hottest woman in the world and I’ll show you a guy who’s sick of fucking her

And I love spending time with my woman, I just cannot be bothered to fuck her more than once or twice a week. People who haven’t been through it just don’t get it. Part of the sacrifice and commitment in choosing to marry is basically giving up on that sort of passionate, lustful sex life.

>>2794495
True that. We went to mexico for honeymoon and fucked 3 times a day. Fucked on the beach, in the pool, in the shower, on the balcony. We almost didn't make it to the bed. We went back 10 years later and fucked twice in a week. We still had a great time though.