You have to go on a 2 week long vacation to the random city you get on https://randomcity.net/

How bored are you going to be? How fucked are you you going to be?

>Amagasaki, Japan
Fuck that. I was just in Osaka.
>Blumenau, Brazil
Based. I need to tour South America as it is. Looks European.

"Blumenau is a city in southern Brazil. German-style half-timbered buildings line XV de Novembro Street, site of an annual Oktoberfest parade."
Noted.

>>2792658 (OP)
>open website
>first city that appears is in North Korea
uhm... anon

>>2792666
https://youtu.be/2NjkcjueR4k

Massive open air raves with good DJs. Go...find your truth.

>>2792666
Bad omen digits there but main thing with North Korea is don't be an idiot. Most people that travel to North Korea comeback and you'll most likely be assigned a "guide", if you make an offering at one of the memorials or something the locals will warm up to you.

>Hiroshima, Japan
Could have been worse

>Mecca, Saudi Arabia
Extremely bored, "probably" not fucked unless a terror cell there tries to kidnap me over the the shit happening with the Houthis and Palestinians, not Jew just American.

Iskandar Puteri, Malayasia

Not bad. It's next to Johor Bahru & the Singapore border. I was already planning on visiting Malaysia & Singapore, so this is actually perfect. Two weeks might be too much though, I typically don't stick around that long in one city while I'm traveling.

>Calabar, Nigeria
>on the Do Not Travel Register for my country
welp

ffs

>Lviv, Ukraine
might not be the best time of the year to go there I reckon

Not that second one is just asethetic lolzz

>Ife, Nigeria
>Nuevo Laredo, Mexico
>Ternopil, Ukraine
Boy most of the world really is a shithole

>>2792658 (OP)
>Alwar, India
Honestly,if I can survive Indians and their autism, I would have a good time.
I actually did have an interest in Mugal achtericture for awhile, but the fact that it's all in India has been a turn off for me to go and see it in person.
Any major city in Rajistan would have been good city for that sort of thing, and Alwar seem to have no shortage of Mugal and Mugal-like architecture, both in tourist sights and just random streets and houses.
I'd say I'd love the trip as long as I can keep my interaction with the Indians to a minimum.

My ancestors left this dump in 1913, I don't want to go back so soon

>>2793431
kek that sounds so off-brand.

>let's go visit Chernobyl
>nah, Ternopil is cheaper and just as good

>Ankara, Turkey
definitely not mad about it, Turkey has been on my list for a long time although I am not sure i this city is any good. But fuck im just going to sit around and eat Dolmadas and eat meat

Nice!

>>2792902
Sir pls come Muzzafugginnaggar saaaar pls

>Santa Cruz, Bolivia
Bolivia is a shithole even by South American standards, but Santa Cruz has a fair bit of money. I've been entertaining the idea of an extended visit to South America for December - July, but I'm not sure my travel fund will be replenished enough by the upcoming work season to cover eight months of hotels and restaurants down there. Might have to look into renting an apartment and being a stationary bum.

>get a filipino shithole
>roll again
>get another filipino shithole
;(

Ado Ekiti, Nigeria
Daegu, Worst Korea
London, United Caliphate
Fuck me Ado Ekiti is the best option of the 3.

when I just go on street view and cruise through Nordic towns, I sink into Oneness.

What a big existence. With so many stories around every corner.

And I'm just looking for her face. One face.

>Smolensk, Russia
Ukrainians attacked an oil depot with drone there last year, but it's relatively far from the front lines, I should be fine.
I only speak a few words of Russian but I can read the Cyrillic alphabet.
The main problem would be visa costs money due to Russia being removed from SWIFT but there are way around that. Not a good time to get a Russian stamp on your passport though.

Otherwise, it seems like a nice little city (https://www.tema.ru/eng/travel/smolensk/). One day I want to visit Russia so maybe I will go there.

>South America, a place I'm already too scared to go
>it's not even remotely close to Rio or any other famous LATAM city

>Asansol, India
interesting, already been to india 3 times and for whatever reason fell in love with the chaos and freedom I experienced

ALHAMDULILAH BROTHERS

>Matsudo, Japan
Fuck it, I might actually do it. The trip is doable and won't bankrupt me.
(Also the manhole card is cute.)

Has anyone actually ever committed to these random cities?

Nashik, India
1 day explore
13 days in hotel room toilet

>>2792658 (OP)
>Morioka, Japan
I was planning to visit Japan anyway

>>2792658 (OP)
>Akola, India

That would be a great trip, i've never been to India, i don't know the culture.

>Leipzig, Germany
Not bad, too broke to make the trip sadly.

My second roll
>Eskişehir, Turkey

They have a bootleg Disneyland!!! let's GOOOOO

>>2792658 (OP)
https://randomcity.net/jambi/
damn looks like a polluted shithole lmao
apparently has some ancient ruins on the outskirts that could be cool since I like history and I love Indonesian food and never been to the country. Wouldn't be fucked but I hate pollution. And the heat.
>roll 2: cumaná, venezuela https://randomcity.net/cumana/
fucked lmao - oh wait it has some nice beaches I'd be fine. Awesome weather, can practice my Spanish... colonial architecture, probably dirt cheap. hmm. Just need to watch out for thieves and savages who want to boil my head and heart in soup. And mosquitos. I'd feel bad about the poverty there and probably get guilt tripped into giving away food and money. Never been to the Carribean or South America, a stone's throw away from beautiful islands. Not bored.
>roll 3: Xinyu, China https://randomcity.net/xinyu/
A small town of 1.2 million people. I've been to China several times, so not fucked, but I'd be bored as hell. I also don't like Jiangxi food that much. Looks like an industrial city with some limited nature. I would mostly spend 2 weeks wondering why I'm not in Jiangjiazhie or Xinjiang.

>>2793526
you won't be bored there trust

Well it looks like they have a zoo and lots of river access for fishing, it's a proper city so lots of food options so I don't think it would be terrible.

>>2793642
It's the Miami of Brazil that is mostly just known to Argis.

New idea: Get one city for each inhabited continent.

>North America
>South America
>Europe
>Asia
>Africa
>Oceania

Optional: Re-roll if you don't want big countries (China, India, Russia, US, etc.). Omit Oceania if it's taking too long (I had to re-roll so many times just to get Australia).

Pic related: What I got.
I'm actually pleasantly surprised with what I got. I actually wouldn't mind visiting most of these cities. I'm least interested in the Indian city I got, but not even because it's India; because it just looks kind of boring.

>>2793921
>Chita, Russia
middle of bumfuck nowhere north of mongolia; former "closed city", not much to see/do

>Volgograd, Russia
more on the european side now, historically important but pretty much nothing to do there, unless you're into big triumphant monuments

>Stif (Setif), Algeria
looks remarkably contemporary for what you might expect from algeria... until you realize that it's just some magic camera angle fuckery; has some unremarkable roman ruins

>Buffalo, USA
probably the most exciting place on this list, which is quite telling since it's a fucking rust belt city; near niagara falls

>Ciudad del Este, Paraguay
near brazilian border and iguazu/iguacu falls; has a big dam called itaipu; apparently diverse enough to have arab and korean restaurants

>Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea
super dangerous and sketch... it's papua new guinea

>>2793921
North America:
>Reynosa, Mexico
I've been there already, shit was fun and would go there again
South America:
>Cúcuta, Colombia
That's the best one of the roll, I really want to go there, just looks like a comfy place with some good /out/
Europe:
>Afyonkarahisar, Turkey
As we count the turks into UEFA I let that count. Looks like another cool motorbike trip
Asia:
>Seongnam, South Korea
Seams like just another suburb of Seoul but yeah why not.
Africa:
>Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
This looks like a fun trip with the motorbike. I don't even care much about the destination
Oceania:
>No hit so I just threw a dart at my map and ended up with Apia, Samoa
Looks like a good time, so I'm up for that.

-Asia Sanming, China honestly doesn't look too bad there's old architecture and some modern amenities

-North America Anaheim, CA, USA well i guess im going to disneyland

-Europe Sheffield, UK well this one isn't too bad but not much to do, i feel like the UK has much better cities than this one

-South America Vitória, Brazil it being Brazil it looks surprisingly nice, like it's one of those rich people cities in bad country

-Africa Faiyum, Egypt it looks like a historic city that was built around an oasis, considering this was Africa i could have don a lot worse

-Oceania fuck this i give up on oceania it's taking too long

> Port Harcourt, Nigeria
Got this twice LMAO

Local cuisine is "Rice, egusi soup with eba or fufu, pounded yam, papper soup, ogbono soup". Yum. Appetizing. Niggerslop.

Seems like a pretty thriving city, except there's nothing to do there lol

(actually got this city TWICE fsr)

> Busan, South Korea
JACKPOT

Beaches, mountains, food, bitches, and an actual first world country

> Leeds, United Kingdom
Got some donkey fucker city in Kurdistan, Turkey before this whose name I can't pronounce, but skipped it since Turkey ain't Europe technically.

"The city sees its fair share of rain throughout the year, so having an umbrella handy is always a good idea!"

Yeah no fucking shit it's fucking ENGLAND. Probably muzzies on every corner too

Not sure if this is more or less depressing than Kurdistan

> Viña del Mar, Chile
Ok. This is nice. Another beach place. Hella Latina bitches too it seems: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoQz3BS1bPg

Better than the England one for sure, Chile seems based and less of a shithole than the rest of South America, and actually sounds like a place I'd go for vacation

> Austin, TX United States
Not a "vacation destination" but more like a "go to college" or "start your career" sort of destination. Seems pretty boring from a tourism perspective. Probably the least based place in all of TX. Not a shithole though I don't think, like ik it now has homeless and shit, but what US city DOESN'T?

"Live Music Capital of the World" - always found this nickname to be... LMAO

> Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea
see above

(For the purposes of this exercise wonder if we should lump SEA with Oceania since I got a lot of SEA cities, especially the Philippines which I have no plans to ever set foot in)

Gonna be a lil different from the other ones, and do the first city I find in white, chink, spic, sandpeople, pajeet, and nigger majority countries respectively

WHITE: Fort Worth, United States
> Sometimes referred to as Cowtown, it is by far closer to its cowboy roots than neighboring Dallas.
> Fort Worth is similar to many Texas cities in that there are two main food groups, BBQ and Tex-Mex.

CHINK: Yantai, China
> A port city on the Shandong coast that still retains some of its colonial charm. The city is fairly small but there is a bustling development zone and large container and shipbuilding ports. There are a number of western expats working here on the docks and teaching English.
> Yantai is known for tasty fruit, especially cherries, apples, peaches and pears and is also the home of Changyu Wines, whose founder Zhang Bishi introduced viticulture and winemaking to China in 1892.

SPIC: Mexico City, Mexico
> OK this one probably warrants little further explanation. It's freaking Mexico City. Probably the best place to be on this list, irrespective of the dangers etc.

SANDPEOPLE: Ad-Diwaniyah, Iraq
> For birdwatchers, Al-Diwaniyah is a city with a rich bird list, as the city has a wide range of biodiversity as Al-Qadisiyah consists of vast agricultural areas, wetlands, arid zones, and semi-desert areas.
> (has a cool castle called Zarb Castle pictured)

PAJEET: Vadodara, India
> Vadodara owes much to the Gaekwads, who were generally considered to be enlightened rulers, bringing industry and excellent educational institutions to the city. Many of the attractions for travelers are from those times.
> Vadodara is a nice place to be but lacks a nightlife altogether because of a blanket ban on alcohol throughout Gujarat.

NIGGER: Bobo-Dioulasso, Burkina Faso
> looks exactly how you'd expect Burkina Faso to look
> can't imagine spending as many as 2 weeks here

/tv/ lurker, entered with zero expectations...now the van is fully loaded.

>>2792848
Those lists are 80% geopolitics rather than safety

>>2792658 (OP)
Fuck... let's roll

>Batu Pahat, Malaysia
Kurwa. Literal where tier. Guess I'll '''''day trip'''' to Singapore.

>Zhongshan, China
Kek, basically the same. More ''''''day trips'''''''' to Hong Kong

>Zhangzhou, China
Ogre roll, wtf. Hopefully some nice beaches.

>Temuco, Chile
Could be interesting up near the lakes. Maybe smash some indigenous chicks and play coloniser.

>Chuncheon, South Korea
Legoland Korea, kek. v&.

>>2794062
Nice been a while since I done a proper road trip myself.

>>2794106
I think Temuco, Chile out of all of those would be the most interesting.

>>2793921
>Washington, United States
I already been here twice in my life with my parents during the first term of the G.W. Bush era (2002 and 2004), it was underwhelming. While some of capital hill is kinda cool and I did like some of the Museums the city itself is nothing special but it is nice being able to get around lot of DC without a fucking car. Maybe it has lot of new shit now I could visit? 2 weeks is much for DC but 4 days would be fine. I could get to DC in under half a day by car.

>Recife, Brazil
Assuming the shit about Brazilian girls is true and some are rather good looking I can risk a trip to Brazil. Nice beaches in this city at least from first glance. Been to Latin America but not South America yet, Brazil probably be a decent start.

>Stavanger, Norway
While I've been to Europe I never been to Scandinavia, I do wonder what Norwegian women are like in comparison to the Italian whore I've met. Not gonna visit a place like this in the winter though to fucking cold might be a nice July trip. I need to visit more of Europe while it still has a White majority in general.

>Tagum, Philippines
Never been to the Philippines really never wanted to go there but some Filipinas are attractive enough to fuck this place though looks kinda of like a "literally where?" part of the Philippines, overall though been to worse I could spend 2 weeks there.

>Pikine, Senegal
Looks like a complete shithole. There are some countries I'd be willing to go in Africa but not a city like that. If some local protection or some other group had my back I probably could visit but definitely not my first choice.

>Gold Coast, Australia
Never been to Australia but this city doesn't look bad, I probably could have fun there. Few Aussies I've played games with online for years might live near there and if they do could have a meetup.

>>2792658 (OP)
>Alor Setar, Malaysia
looks like a great place for sightseeing with some interesting museums as well

White - Malmö, Sweden
>considering the current migrant crisis, calling this "white" is a fucking stretch
>at least plenty of historical sites to remind me of what used to be

Jeet - Narayanganj, Bangladesh
>oh great, jeet muzzies
>would rather kms than spend 2 weeks here or anywhere else in bangladesh
>probably smells like a combo of curry and sweat

Nigger - Ikeja, Nigeria
>basically the newark/oakland of lagos
>might unironically be better than the bangladesh one

Chink - Shangyu, China
>boring ass city with literally nothing to do
>would gladly trade away my freedumbs to xi to go here rather than the brown lavatories above

Spic - Iquitos, Peru
>ok this ones actually interesting and im actually up for the adventure
>cool city in the middle of the amazon jungle in peru
>no road access

Sandnigger - An-Nasiriyah, Iraq
>cool ruins
>cool ziggurat
>cool cuisine
>too bad theyre in fucking iraq

Feeling based tonight, gonna pick 6 white countries and call it a day

> Khabarovsk, Russian Federation
literally the edge of siberia, borders china... yawn

> Cologne, Germany
actually not terrible, decent nightlife and you can day trip to other cities, plus good beer

> Oryol, Russia
fuck

> Plovdiv, Bulgaria
calls itself the "oldest city in europe"

> Saransk, Russia
capital of mordovia which literally sounds like a made up country name, probably nothing to do

> Constanța, Romania
"we have the mediterranean at home"

>>2792658 (OP)
>Cali, Colombia
Welp, look like it's high time to draft a will...

Tel-Aviv

Lolz

>>2792658 (OP)
>How bored are you going to be?
Not at all.
>How fucked are you you going to be?
A lot.

>>2793448
>I am not sure i this city is any good
its not
outside of being the capitol it has no significance

>>2792658 (OP)
Nantong, China. Looks OK. Typical big modern Chinese cityscape for yet another multi-million-population urban area I hadn’t heard of.

>how bored
Maybe a little? Two weeks is sometimes a long time inside any one city. But assuming I can also take regional day trips, I’m sure I can find things to do.

>how fucked
Not at all, I don’t think. I’ve been to other parts of China a couple of times, and always enjoyed myself. This one wasn’t on my list (I want to go to Yunnan and Guizhou), but it doesn’t appear to be a shithole.

>>2794331
>outside of being the capitol it has no significance
Doesn't have any neat Ottoman empire museums or anything?

Seems pleasant but a bit boring

>>2795511
It's kino. Fewer tourists and minorities compared with Amsterdam. Spent a month living there

>>2795419
It's literally just the capital. It's a city dating back to the bronze ages with roman, ottoman etc history that was always a seat of power but somehow never got any cultural, historical, architectural or military significance.
A museum of Anatolian Civilization is probably the best you can find

>>2792658 (OP)
>Ruiru, Kenya

>>2795511
>>2795515
Google Images makes it look like a cleaner Amsterdam. I happen to be going to the Netherlands in a few months, maybe I'll check it out.

>>2793921
>Tampico, Mexico
Wasn't too familiar but looks like a cool place to visit. Seems like the rest of the state is dangerous though.
>Barquisimeto, Venezuela
Seems like there's a decent amount of culture and history, but definitely have a lot of questions about quality of life and commerce.
>Palermo, Italy
Absolutely based. Not my first choice of city/region to visit in Italy but would still be an absolute blast.
>Anyang-si, South Korea
Basically a suburb of Seoul and easy to travel in and out of which would make these two weeks worthwhile. Can't say I like Korean food but maybe this will give me a chance to change my mind.
>Maradi, Niger
Looks pretty awful, but if I could pass the time drinking beer and watching football that could make it slightly tolerable.
>Pekalongan, Indonesia
Not really close to anything worthwhile. Maybe they have some good food. Otherwise I'll just have to relax wherever the local beach is.

>Ajman, United Arab Emirates

Just fucking kill me.

>Ryazan, Russia
I can dig it. It's only three hours from Moscow, so it's far enough to have it's own identity but close enough to have good infrastructure and amenities. There's a soccer team, some performing arts centers, and some interesting old buildings. It's not a huge place and there's a massive refinery which is probably the main industry there. It's not glamorous, but it'd be a chill relaxing time.

>>2792658 (OP)
Ahmadabad, India
It's a muslim area of the country, right? Eh, gonna be mid at best