Why haven't you visited one of the oldest cities in the world and the cultural heart of South Asia, anon?

>>2794688 (OP)
Why would you say that and then post a pictre of Varansi of all places!?!?

>>2794688 (OP)
contemplate the aroma

>>2794688 (OP)
I puked as soon as I step off the plane and immediately regretted my decision on ever going to india. Booked another flight home right away.

>>2794688 (OP)
I live in india and I will get you 10/10 hot white young pussy girl if you visit.

I did visit India and it's the biggest shithole in the world but for some reason I coomed in a lot of women there and am contemplating going to the south next trip because I still get horny when I think of the brown big titty 19 year old girls I fucked in Delhi. I just know that as soon as I land I will regret it though.

@2794688
Now THIS is shitposting

>>2794688 (OP)
Don’t they shit in that river?

>>2794789
Yeah. They also bathe and dump corpses in it

>>2794792
>Is that people doing normal water activities in water??

>>2794767
how do you meet them? through dating app?

Every time someone writes "ACK" in their post, I immediately cease taking them seriously.

>>2794705
>Things that never happened

>>2795172
air jeet planes don't land, they just crash

>>2794798
I'm the infamous jeeta coomer. I've mentioned my ill ways and strategies many times. Use Instagram.

Right now I'm in black Africa spreading my seed.

I visit one time india sir, very good country! Not dangeros, all white women please come to india alone YOU WILL BE SAFE!!!

>>2795172
You're right. No one is actually willing to visit india unless they are vlogging for views.

>>2795172
>BLUDDY BETCH THIS NOT HAPPEN OK DELET

I'd rather not get typhus

>>2794688 (OP)
I'd rather go to the congo or antarctica in winter

>>2794688 (OP)
Nigger, you posted the WORST example in India, Varanasi is absolutely the definition of SHITHOLE by any objective metric.

>>2796559
It's arguably the most important city anyone can visit in an Indian trip

>>2794688 (OP)
Planning a short trip from US. Can only manage about a week off work. Any recommendations? I was told Jaipur was something to check out.

>>2796586
There is nothing important in India.

>>2796687
India is a big place. One week really limits you. Maybe Delhi/Agra, Jaipur, and Varanasi. Forget about the south

>OP starts thread
>instantly bails
>nothing nice is said of India in the thread

>>2796768
Yeah it was sort of thrust on me with a wedding invitation from a friend of mine. Just trying to make the most of what I can and hope that it’s a good experience to want to plan a proper return trip.

>>2796829
Dont forget to bring a woman with you

>>2796687
Jaipur was fairly bland in my opinion and flooded with scammers.

Jodhpur has a much, much better fort. Fewer foreigners, so far fewer scammers.

Jaisalmer feels like an RPG castle town in the middle of the desert. I've been all around the world and arriving there is still one of my most mind-blowing memories with the way this massive castle on a hill just rises from the desert as you approach. The entire castle town is made from intricately carved sandstone blocks. This picture I took doesn't capture the absolutely scale and beauty of it all.

Both Jodhpur and Jaisalmer are small-ish cities, so they're perfect for a short trip. You can take a day out into the desert from Jaisalmer, ride a camel, and there are options to camp out under the stars (wish I did it, but didn't have enough time).

I also loved Mumbai. As a large city, it's infinitely better than Delhi. Far fewer people trying to scam you, lots of museums and temples and historical stuff to see, cleaner than Delhi, better food than Delhi.

I think you could easily do a Mumbai+(Jaisalmer or Jodhpur) trip and be very satisfied. That's assuming you only have exactly 7 days including flights. If you can get about 9 days or so, Mumbai+Jaisalmer+Jodhpur are very feasible.

My biggest piece of advice is to wear boots when you go. I got cornered by huge ass dogs a few times and needed to kick them in the mouth when they tried to bite me. Would've been fucked if I wore soft shoes (or like some retarded tourists, sandals)

>>2796937
Damn youre triggering some memories, I did this same itinerary long ago. Jodhpur does indeed have a kickass fort. Did you see Dark Knight Rises?

I rather liked Jaipur though, all I remember is Jai Singh's observatory and some kind of big museum

https://healthfully.com/list-of-parasitic-diseases-in-india-3513510.html

>visiting designated river

>>2796937
>boots
I wore sneakers and threw them out when I got home because they were so filthy

>>2794688 (OP)
Is it actually easy to fuck Indian girls when travelling to India? Seems like they're all closed off to their close circles

>>2797137
You need to prepare your harem before you arrive.
>t. Talking with three 18 year old jeetas on WhatsApp right now.

>>2794688 (OP)
Looks gross.

>>2794789
They shit in every river.

>>2796937
learn to throw a rock at the dog before it gets close enough to bite you
they always run after a good rock throw
aim to do damage

>>2797192
which city do you think will have the most loose women?

>>2797218
I'm specced into kicking not rock throwing.

>>2797259
Also curious about this. I heard about one anon visitng Varanasi and banging some street whore in a shack by the rail station, I prefer this to the fancy broads in hotels and escort sites. I also would really like to get a taste for India's religious and architectural heritage, the guy further up the thread speaking about Jaisalmer peaked my interest.

Only things that really spook me are all of the horrific diseases and pests.

>>2797261
fair enough, I'd rather not let them get that close to me when they're clearly aggro
if you can do it properly you can even pick up nothing and pretend it was a rock and feint the throw, enough to scare them off
gotta shout as well

>>2797208
They don't even need rivers; a street will do.

I'd stay away from old Delhi and honestly Delhi in general, despite being the capital. Even new delhi isn't my favorite.

If you want to go to a commercial area just stick to Mumbai or Bangalore. Also unless you're a pilgrim, seeing Varanasi and the ganges or Kolkata in general isn't worth the trouble.

Agra if you wanna see the Taj Mahal but really otherwise nothing worth seeing. Rajasthan has some nice old fortesses. Even the South has a lot of cool Hindu temples and architecture. Goa for beaches.

Ladakh is really beautiful to see the Himalayas on India's side.

>>2796586
>It's arguably the most important city anyone
Maybe, from a religious standpoint, it's still a shithole though.

>>2797450
Still an important cultural destination

>>2797261
So many videos of people kicking at dogs, then falling down. Swaggering in an intimidating manner makes most packs keep their distance. It's always the ones sneaking up on your heels that you gotta watch out for. 3/3 times I got bit I wasn't expecting it. Sometimes its a loner dog, potentially rabid, which doesn't even bark, but trots up behind you and bites.

>>2795172
i had a layover in delhi before i really knew anything about jeets. worst 18 hours of my life. the stench is indescribable and this is in their capitol city. never again.

>>2798499
Delhi is a bit of a mess. One of the few countries where the smaller cities are much better than the capital

>>2794688 (OP)
My cousin tried visiting Delhi a few years back. He got pickpocketed within 3 hours of leaving the airport and was spewing out of both ends for half of the week he intended to visit.

He left as a democratic socialist type, full on Bernie supporter, and when he came back he was pretty right wing.

India radicalized him against Indians and changed his worldview in a week, it was shocking.

>>2798590
Delhi is a bit of a mess in the same way an accidental nuclear detonation is a bit of an oopsy

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/an-unidentified-dead-body-in-varanasi-in-the-northern-news-photo/541617752

"An unidentified dead body in Varanasi"

>>2798830
jeets vaccinate you against socialism, nice

>>2798830
>Sees India
>Decides to become Capitalist Trumptard immediately and support Republicans who want to important infinity pajeets
LOL. Sounds like your friend LOVED it.

>>2794688 (OP)
>Why haven't you visited one of the oldest cities in the world and the cultural heart of South Asia, anon?
I don't enjoy getting horribly sick from a fecally contaminated environment.

>>2794792
Why would they bathe corpses?

>>2796937
>My biggest piece of advice is to wear boots when you go. I got cornered by huge ass dogs a few times and needed to kick them in the mouth when they tried to bite me. Would've been fucked if I wore soft shoes (or like some retarded tourists, sandals)
So if I *want* to be fucked by huge dogs, I should wear soft shoes?

India is a beautiful place. Along with its people and landscape. This is true.

>>2799286
It's a shithole but it has a unique culture

>>2797269
>banging some street whore in a shack by the rail station, I prefer this
>Only things that really spook me are all of the horrific diseases and pests.

>>2799283
I mean, they shit on the streets, literally, don't try to make sense out of this, anon.

>>2795218
>>I'm the infamous jeeta coomer. I've mentioned my ill ways and strategies many times.
Ok? Now answer the question retard.

>>2794708
Are you a tantric yoga teacher in Rishikesh? Or a DJ in Kasol?

>>2796937
How did you book everything? like getting to Jaisalmer and riding the camel

>>2799736
Their street-shitting culture is technically unique.

>>2794688 (OP)
If it's so good, why don't people mass emmigrate there?

>>2794688 (OP)
I lasted 6 DAYS in your shithole of a country. I was meant to be there 2 weeks. I didn't even want to fuck your women because their pussies 100% smell of curry

>>2799803
>>2799855
>>2800158
You are pakistani

>>2800160
Rather be a paki than a pajeet, desu.
Answer me though, why does nobody want to move to India?

>>2800160
>>2800158

I am white, british, blond hair blue eyes 6ft tall, I was a literal god in your country. I had people stop to take selfies with me everywhere.


Your women were creaming their stinky little curry pussies over me. When I told one I was getting tf out she sent me 3 paragraphs begging me to stay and apologising how shit her country is. Group of girls at the hostel tried to get me to come play uno with them - any other race abosolutely, not i*****ns tho

>>2794688 (OP)
>India is a shitho-*ACK*!!!!
Instant death from the noxious shit fumes. Many such cases, and a good reminder to never set foot on that shithole

>>2794688 (OP)
Go drop to the streetview on google maps at any point in India. 1 point if you have to turn to find piles of trash in the street, 10 if you don't find any.

>>2803061
Ok and?
>>2800173
How to get an extremely hairy chubby/fat Indian gf?

>>2800158
You have a nose on your dick or what?

>>2799284
I don't recommend trying to kick at dogs. Throw punches at them instead.

Alright this thread has me interested...

What are some possible itineraries for me if I have two full weeks off (bookeneded by weekends that I would travel on)

>>2803061
Nobody ever got 10 points.

>>2803192
nah but I do have sensitive sense of smell. I know I'm going to be getting wafts of rancid curry when giving backshots so miss me with that fr

>>2803192
After being exposed to indian diseases, who knows what will grow on your dick?

>>2803717
Any combination of:
>Kerala
>Puducherry
>Mysore
>Indore
>Any of the mystery meat northeastern places

>>2794688 (OP)
i love india philosophy and religion, so smart and pretty

>>2805164
Of course you do, Sanjay, of course you do.

>>2805317
no i am white male and i promise you will become enlightened if you go india

>>2794708
Like most indian "males," you've never spoken to a woman outside your immediate family