>want to go on holiday abroad for two weeks in late August or early September
>haven't been outside country (UK) in over a decade
>Tokyo has typhoon season
>New York is really expensive so I should book it very far in advance
>single male, zero social skills, don't want to lie on a beach, take drugs, take part in nightlife
>just want to feel like I'm the main character
>Los Angeles has nothing
>San Francisco is intellectual capital of the world but has nothing for sub 140 IQers
>don't want to go to China for reasons I won't talk about
>Spain too small time
>Paris and Rome have SOVL and history but maybe not enough for two weeks unless I do them together, which could be a pain

It kind of seems like Tokyo and New York are the only two places worth visiting in the world.

>>2796878 (OP)
Peru, Greece, Sicily, Colombia, Laos, Vietnam

maybe visit a conference or event rather than a place?

Like showing up to tokyo for F1
or to buriram thailand for moto GP
or LA for comic-con

>>2796878 (OP)
HUH????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Whats wrong with you?

>>2796878 (OP)
>don't want to go to China for reasons I won't talk about
Sounds like you should go to China.