favorite theme park experience/theme park stories

>>2799321 (OP)
I have been on so many rides and roller coasters and never felt sick once. Randomly during a road trip passing through Fort Wayne Indiana there was a county fair and I went on a ride and fir the first (and only) time ever I knew I was going to puke and I amazingly was able to make it through the ride and then stepped off and puked all over. So I had to take my shirt off and honestly walking around with my gf with my shirt off in a county fair made me feel like a true mid-western 22 year old.

I was at Knott's Berry Farm in like 2005 at the Knott Scary Farm thing they do at Halloween. They had this Vampire maze set up where all of the girls inside were smoking hot goth chicks dressed up like vampires. We went through it like 3 times. On the final trip near the end of the night, we got behind a really stinky group of Indians. They absolutely reeked. So we gave them a wide birth and let them get ahead. As we exited the maze, a group of like 6 Hispanic security guards grabbed us and accused us of throwing stink bombs. To which I replied, "It was the Indians in front us". That did not go over well. There were 5 of us, but 2 were girls and 6 of them and they got really hostile. It almost turned into a fight. The white lady in charge walked up and asked to search our bags and tried to get us into her office, which we obviously would not do. We just started walking out. On the way out, I saw a younger white cop, so I stopped him and just explained the entire story. The lady and the six guards were following us. He basically said, "you're trespassed and they don't want you back. Just go." It was before social media, or I would have posted the whole thing on IG and probably made a million bucks.

When I rode The Simpsons ride with my dad for the first time and the surprise when the ride vehicle [spoiler]lifted up above the gates instead of having the gates open[/spoiler]

And then our mind was blown once more by the hogwarts ride. I forget the specific name.