>>2799473 (OP)Knocking a drunk ex-con over with my van after he pissed on it in Corpus Christi, Texas - we were supposed to be going to a nightclub, but he had no fucking idea where it was and had me driving in circles while he drank bottles of Steel Reserve
Threatening to pepper-spray a teenage faggot after he wouldn't leave me alone in Lone Pine, California
Getting rousted by a bunch of drunk rednecks in Bumfuck, Missouri and sending them packing
Camping in a quarry in New Hampshire and firing my shotgun into the air when some people began fucking around at the top of the hill - they left
Getting pulled over by cartel-connected cops in Rayones, Mexico
Evading said cops by camping at a hidden pullout for two nights, then crossing paths with them again when departing (they flashed their lights at me)
Getting trashed at a bar in Tuxtepec, Mexico. Snorting cocaine off a car key and almost getting robbed in an alley at 3 AM (the guy tried to grab the wallet out of my pocket but was too drunk, I walked away and they didn't pursue)
Having rough wild sex with a fat Lao girl in Vientiane
Buying mind-blowing jungle weed from some random dudes on the roadside in Nayarit, Mexico