I want to go somewhere that will make people seethe with jealousy and think I made it when they see pics and hear where I went.

Specifically some Eastern euro gypsy easily manipulated by the media and obsessed with travel. What do you got for me bros?

Antarctica.

Unironically go to the US Midwest and have an enjoyable time, then come back here and post. You'll inflict maximum damage by saying how you rented a car and didn't mind paying the hotel costs of the midwest

I'm not gonna lie, Japan's sauce assortment at McDonald's sucks ass.

Anywhere in French Polynesia.

do you want them to think you have wealth or that you have been to a rare interesting place

st. barts

>>2802654
Both

>>2802623
Would the Maldives be more impressive or are Eastern Euro gypsies less impressed since it's close to Russia.

Antarctica is the only flex travel, no matter what, it will cost you 10k+

>>2802662
Maledives is not a big name in EE at all. Better to go somewhere famous like Bali or even Australia

>>2804827
>only
https://www.virgingalactic.com/

>>2802622
This is a really under-discussed point. How the fuck can you not have sweet and sour sauce?

>>2802612 (OP)
If you want to make this board seethe, just fly business class. I don't think I've ever seen retards here get this worked up about something.

>>2804872
Can you post the pie charts of your travel expenditures? 21% of my spending went to flights on my last trip across the world.

appalachia

>>2804897
If you're poor enough to be making pie charts of your expenditures, you can't afford places that will "make people seethe with jealousy".

Cruises make this board seethe with rage and autistic fury. Meanwhile, I have had some of the hottest milf sex, underage sex, and even sex with the crew (Filipina hostess) while on cruises.

>>2802612 (OP)
You can buy a live cat at chinese mcdonalds?

>>2805077
I'm curious about crew sex. How do you even talk and flirt with them? I always autistically think "she's just nice to me because she's being paid to" and never even dare make a move.

>>2805091
it's a japanese one in the pic, but yes.
chinese ones only sell fried

>>2805161
Filipina maids on cruise ships are famous for doing that (both paid and unpaid)

Dubrovnik always infuriates the broke Europeans on this board. They can't fathom that Americans don't mind paying $200 a night for a nice Airbnb or $100 for a fancy dinner.

>>2805214
I lived there for like 6 months, in the next cove behind the background. It was pretty nice.

>>2805238
Took a "two week trip" to Rwanda...during Corona, didnt make it back for like 3 months. On my flight back they barred me from getting on my next flight because I didnt have "papers", got dumped off in Brussels, in December. Feet of snow and I packed for a safari....good times.

Europeans dont travel much...its wierd. As an American I would just drive to Paris or Berlin or wherever for the weekend/show/lunch. They dont, they just dont really tour Europe.

Where do Europeans travel to? Well, Jeffery, Thailand...where the ladies have bigger dicks then they do.

Jeffery, she came before I did, Jeffery!

>>2805171
nice