I'm doing 5 nights in Amsterdam in September with 2 chicks. We booked a rad Airbnb with a balcony next to Anne Frank's house. We want to get out of the city and see some other cities nearby too. We're into biking, walking around aimlessly, kayaking, checking out windmills, riding trains, shopping, old churches, art museums, eating out, pubs, cocktail bars. We want to see what Holland was like before the African invasion. I was thinking 2 days in Amsterdam, a day in Utrecht, a day in Hoorn and a day in either Haarlem or Zaandam. The plan is to take the trains to the towns during the day and head back to Amsterdam at night and hit the bars. We all hate electronic music and clubs.
Any Dutch bros have advice?

>>2802777 (OP)
Leiden is a great little student city with a fantastic archaeological museum.

>>2802777 (OP)
Don't ask Dutch people questions. They hate stupid questions.

>>2802807
In fact I would heartily recommend not talking to the Dutch at all (shouldn't be a problem since nobody in Amsterdam is actually Dutch anyway).

>>2802810
The dutch really are terrible people. Hilarious language, though

Kinda far but I just did Brugges and Gent in one day, was nice (better early morning before the crowds). Skip Brussels imo

Not OP but I'm also headed to the Netherlands and thinking of checking out Efteling for a day or two and is there any value in booking an overnight at the on-site hotel compared to just taking the bus there in the morning.

>>2802859
Gent > Bruges imo, Bruges is like some kind of Disneyland and lacks authenticity. I agree with skipping Brussels.

>>2802892
>Efteling
Are you twelve?

>>2802902
I mean if it's not worth going there at all on a wednesday then I'll just stick with museums.

>>2802906
Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam is fantastic.
Rijksmuseum is overrated garbage imo, it's mostly portraits of 17th century edgelords.
Leiden has a great archaeological museum as I said before.
A bit out of the box, but you could also visit Urk which is a village where everyone is super religious for some reason (about 95% of the people go to church weekly).

Neckbeard thread
I bet he travels with tattooed chicks

>>2802892
Depends on what you wanna do. If you wanna hit a bunch of rides, I tend to think one day is enough, but this park is best experienced if you take it slow in my opinion. There's lots of quaint stuff to see if you don't rush from ride to ride, but that's less of a priority for some, so decide based on your own preference.
I have no experience with staying on-site (I've never been more than one day at a time), but I'm doing that for the first time this september. I can't imagine the half-hour early entry being that crucial to warrant a necessary on-site stay, so if you just stay nearby and take the bus in the morning I'm sure you'll be fine too. Depends on your budget.

>>2802910
>Rijksmuseum is overrated garbage imo, it's mostly portraits of 17th century edgelords.
This is bullshit.
Anyway you can also go to Mauritshuis (the Hague), Frans Hals museum (Haarlem), Catharijnenconvent (Utrecht-but only if you like religious art). Koninklijk Paleis Amsterdam has an exhibition of a Dutch sculptor atm.

>>2802912
Nah, I'm going with a nurse and a philosophy student.

>>2802859
Op here, we're headed to Bruges and Ghent for week 2. I already booked 3 nights in Ghent. Just looking for suggestions to get out of Amsterdam during that first week and see some cool towns.

>>2802777 (OP)
I'm going to Amsterdam for a couple nights at the end of September. I want to sample the red light district. How safe is it health-wise? I'll get a bj first night and a quick fuck next night. That should cost me around 150 euro from what I gather.

>>2802833
why post a german article then retard?

>>2802777 (OP)
my advice would be to kill yourself, nobody wants you here

>>2802833
What's wrong with the Dutch?

>>2803042
Boy neither of those sound tattooed

>>2803325
I'm pretty sure bj's in red light district are mostly with condom only, wouldn't really bother with that desu. Red light districts are inherently sketchy everywhere with these pimp tough guys but you should be okay if you don't act like a retard.

>>2803327
They're autistic liberals who ruined their own country by intentionally turning it into a Muslim caliphate.

>>2802777 (OP)
Utrecht is not worth visiting IMO. Zaandam as well. Hoorn is very small but there is a nice farmer's market on Saturdays. If you like Hoorn you will like Ghent and Bruges as someone else mentioned, but I'd say don't waste your whole trip on trains. I would suggest for a mix, rent a bike at Het Amsterdamse Bos, visit Aalkmer, if time permits Bergen aan Zee. Watch out for Africans riding fetbikes.

>>2802833
>stinkerbus just arrived!

>>2803043
I'm planning to visit the M.C. Escher museum in Den Haag.

>>2803676
if you do that, add Panorama Mesdag to your list as well, it's nearby and only takes like 30 minutes to see and enjoy.

>>2802902
>shitting on theme parks

Are you?

>>2802777 (OP)
>We want to see what Holland was like before the African invasion
i was gonna give my 2 cents but I don't feel like helping racist retards so I hope you have an awful time and fuck off

hey dutchies riddle me this: if orange is your national color then why is there no orange on your flag

>>2804396
But there is! Look, it's right there.

>>2802777 (OP)
When in Amsterdam, be sure to observe the local tradition of deep-throating a herring.

>>2804412
>prinsenvlag
FvD brainlet detected. There is an actual version of the Dutch flag that doesn't celebrate the traitors of the country.

>>2804830

>>2804834
but that flag is pro-monarchy?