>DO NOT COME IN THE BOX!!!
>HANDS OFF THE REINS!!!
>MAKE WAY FOR THE KING'S GUARD!!!

Why do so many tourists put up with the verbal abuse of these glorified welfare queens?

>>2802979 (OP)
I want to go there with a basket of apples and eat them in front of the horse saying "MmMmmm these are reaaally good." but never look at the horse, just pretend he isnt there.

Maybe even drop one just out of reach and pretend I didnt notice.

>>2802979 (OP)
awww did one of them yell at you?
the shit those people have to put up with is unreal. just fucking leave them alone, they're doing a job
if i had to put up with a fraction of what they do, i would have flipped out long ago

>>2802988
Boo hoo, they knew what they were signing up for.

>>2802989
??
who said they didn't "know what they were signing up for"?
i said i wouldn't be able to do it. nor would you.
if you want to come to their workplace and play a stupid game don't be surprised if you win a stupid prize

>>2802991
Penis. You know exactly what i meant.

>>2802988
>the shit those people have to put up with is unreal. just fucking leave them alone
How about they get a real job then, you boot licker?

>>2802992
>Penis
well that was random
is that what's really on your mind anon?
>>2802993
you're right anon they should all become digital marketing consultants or whatever
this board is usually full of complete cunts but it appears to be particularly cunty today. did you all miss your flights to the locations of desperate third world hookers or something?

>>2802988
No empathy for boot lickers. Fuck 'em. What a joke.

>>2803014
bro legit question here...are you fucking retarded?

the horse guards are a tourist attraction, the attitude/performance is a routine they do

>>2803022
No one buys the tourist attraction deflection you utter retard. God is Britain an embarrassing joke.

>>2803024
ok thanks for answering the "are you fucking retarded" question

Wouldn't be caught dead "touring" in a backwards monarchist shithole anyway.

>>2802979 (OP)
>>2802988
This is such bs

I see a cute horse or cute dog: I pet

Simple as

>>2802979 (OP)
Where is the "verbal abuse" part, you panty-wadded zoom zoom?

The bant in here was pretty good. Reminds me of the early sc2 general days. Shitposting peaked then.

Anyways yeah Britain's a shithole why would anyone go.

Buckingham palace is the most underwhelming place in the whole of Europe

>>2802988
>awww did one of them yell at you?
>>2803083

I wish one of those fuckers tried me. I'm 6'2, 320lbs, been training MMA for 5 years.

>>2803149
they have guns fatty

I thought the whole point of going to england was to laugh at the brainwashed dystopian nightmare that desperately still clings to the leftover tokens of its former superpower status, if you didn't want that you should have gone to switzerland or something

despite being a staunch royalty hater, i felt something well up in me when i watched king georges scene in john adams earlier today, and now i just feel disappointed that i live in a past-its-prime shithole. not sure why the muslims ever bother coming here outside of actual boat people, the immigration process seems like too much of a hassle just to live in this half assed pit for the rest of your life

>>2803149
Damn, you're twice my weight but not an inch taller. What a meatsack.
>5 years MMA
You'd think all that training would've trained you not to antagonize people who are doing their jobs within their designated workspace.
>>2803158
Go visit Pakistan during winter smog season. You'll understand.

>>2803149

Same. If one of these guys caught me on a bad day he would be knocked out cold before he hit the floor.

>>2802979 (OP)
angry shouty man is just how working class brits talk

>>2803149
>>2803533
lol basement hardmen are so fucking funny
you probably wouldn't meet the minimum fitness requirements to join the guards and you definitely wouldn't pass the psychological tests
and do you think there's just one of those guys? if you actually were stupid enough to try it on with one of them, they generally call the regular police first and if that's not enough they can call on the rest of their squad for backup. you'd be in the back of a van before you could even start crying for your mothers

>>2803608

How does that boot tastes?

>>2803659
>How does that boot tastes?
lol

>>2802979 (OP)
Fuck that shit motherfucker if that bitch talked like that to me I'd throw hands bitch fucking faggot horse motherfucker

>>2803701
lol I'd like to see a sperg suicide by horse

>>2803659
another basement dweller reveals himself

Why don't you do something about it? Complaining on 4chan isn't gonna change anything.

>>2803758

I'm really curious as to where people like you crawl from. I'll never understand bootlickers, they see people in uniform as if they were these mythical creatures. Get a grip.

>>2803149
You've never left your smeggy childhood bedroom mate they'd eat you alive

>>2803149
You know the household division are all selected from the top soldiers who have been in active service and have extra training on top of that right?

Also, loads of the beefeaters at the Tower of London are former SAS (need to have served 22 years in the armed forces to be considered).

>>2803836
>w-h-w-w-h-h-why do i live in a low trust shithole?
>wwaahhhh fuk da ppooo lleessss
>y-y-y-you lick boots
Pathetic. Bet you haven't seen daylight in years.

Death to the Britisher.

>>2803836
Real gangsta ass niggaz don't flex nuts cuz real gangsta ass niggaz know they got em.

>>2803836
Kek wog mentality

>>2803994
Back to your mud hut ranshit

Why is this thread getting botted so hard?